Sorry to everyone who would've wanted me to "exit scam" and continue. I know it can be done and I actually did it because I said I'll play further and see how long the run would last, but just a few fights in I already lost all the joy and it became impossible to narrate anything, it just removes the fun for me to know I could simply re-do every fight. It's also the same reason why I reset runs fully instead of just 1 particular outcome (like only perks), to me it feels like I didn't earn it. NOTE because some people take this statement personally, I don't care what you or anyone else does. This is just a personal thing for myself.

@skywatcher458

24 күн бұрын

Personal enjoyment fron making videos is great 👍 yeah some people just taking saves scum for granted and see nothing wrong with it. but if you don't enjoy the game then what's the point?

@chr0mg0d

24 күн бұрын

find ich gut und nachvollziehbar 🖖

@Losos23

24 күн бұрын

Are people really mad about somebody not cheating? I dont understand this lol

@user-zf9jo8gb3s

24 күн бұрын

Ist definitiv nachvollziehbar

@dibenp

24 күн бұрын

@@Losos23 ikr

"Max items per round" and "Fluff count" are totally independent, meaning if you have only 20 max item and 100 fluff the game will drop 100 fluff and 20 items

@funforall9741

24 күн бұрын

Source?

@opdesync

24 күн бұрын

@@funforall9741lil bro asked for source like its a classified information, i know that because i play the friking game😂😂

@Hexcede

24 күн бұрын

@@funforall9741 dude, literally just watch the video and you can see

@militsa7214

24 күн бұрын

I can confirm, cannot be related any less

@anteshell

24 күн бұрын

@@militsa7214 _*achtually_ they can. Afterall, both stats exists in the same game which makes them related. Having those stats separated to different games would make them less related. Having those games made by different developers even more less. Having one of the stats to be a movie stat or something instead of statistics about the game mechanics would make them even more more less related. BTW, I don't know how superlatives work but is still think I _*achtualled_ pretty good there. ;P

Fluff has so much much potential. This challenge deserves a second try!

"Ja nein deine Muddi" hat mich gekillt😂

@leanderkraling8835

24 күн бұрын

Iss so

@haabyalexis1157

24 күн бұрын

Emotions so strong only his German self can express them ...

@LeraEluna

20 күн бұрын

Timestamp?

@oPlazmaMC

19 күн бұрын

@@LeraEluna 7:00 or smth

@Aariion

16 күн бұрын

@@dustsucker4704 same so unerwartet

7:00 "Nein Ja Nein dein Muddi, fucking died at this part 😂😂

@user-zf9jo8gb3s

24 күн бұрын

Diese random deutschen Wörter sind immer wieder zum lachen

Love that I made it into the video at 4:12 lol thank you dex :3

14:37 for any one who wonders, in Germany most of the stores are closed in Sunday, that's why Dex used as an explanation that is Saturday meaning he cant do the shopping the next day

@markorahoske6931

23 күн бұрын

Man i wanna live in Germany, imagine a country that actually gives a fuck about your sanity and leisure time.

@luckyblock403

23 күн бұрын

@@markorahoske6931 good luck at the airport and getting a place there

@simsom4343

23 күн бұрын

Is that not the case for most of western Europe? I know its like that in Norway and Sweden at least

@glebglub

23 күн бұрын

@@simsom4343 nah, in the UK at least our big super market chains will be open on Sundays. afterall not everyone can go on a Saturday, such as factory workers doing 4-on-4-off shifts so you could end up with your first day off being on a Sunday when you need to restock your cupboards. used to be that Sunday was only open for like 6 hours though, so they had time to restrock themselves, but now they're no longer 24 hours and always closed midnight to 6am (which must piss off the night shift)

@simsom4343

22 күн бұрын

@@glebglub Huh, I see, tbh tho, 4-on-4-off sounds like they can just go to the supermarket when they are off then? Is there a specific need to go on Sundays specifically? Of course, we do have some smaller stores that _can_ be open on Sundays, but there are specific rules that they have to be _small_ stores or small portions of stores I assume that people can just go to the store once a week to get all the groceries and stuff you need for daily life, so I don't entirely see any particular point in having big stores open on Sundays...

“They need to do something to make it better and I think that would make it better” never thought of it that way but you’re so right

2:58 is one of the funniest things I've seen.

@adryancarlos-vz4op

24 күн бұрын

yeah bro it relay is🤣

I've never played this game but for some reason I still like these videos. Big numbers make brain happy.

I'm glad you've found another game that seems to work as a regular on the channel. It can be really difficult to break away from the "one game" channel curse, but you seem to have succeeded. Keep up the good work!

@FormaldehydeSon

23 күн бұрын

funny because I only watch his clawler videos

The strategy with Fluffy is magma early, poison late, because strength scales linearly but poison can be multiplied infinitely. So grab some x3 poison flasks and poison bath bombs and let the fluffiness go infinite. Strength fails eventually. Gold daggers will reach a limit, but the worst poison can do is roll over the poison integer limit. Then you can swap back to gold daggers or something when that looks like a threat.

Dex: *acquires 2nd Magnet* Magnet: "But Dex, Freebird is playing!"

5:16 the way you say developer is a war crime XD

@DexTag

22 күн бұрын

We've gone to war for less

Hey dex your videos have been helping me and my son power through being violently ill to the point of potentially being deathly sick we have been bedridden but able to get up with willpower your videos allow us the strength to get through the day and even help us stand upright with little difficulty

@tammygardner6028

23 күн бұрын

Also me and my son have been watching your videos as a form of self comfort whenever we were sick or ill to make us feel better

@DexTag

23 күн бұрын

Glad to hear, I hope both of you recover soon and well :)

Those magnets at the beginning were wild lmao

I felt that emotional „ich mann“😂🇩🇪🫶

This is definitely one you need to revisit

"Having wood is important." I concur.

I’m gonna be sad when the devs fix the physics for magnets

haha nice intro. now it's a proper movie/series

I love your content dex stay strong bro

I'd have to say one of favorite runs personally.

12:42 The Vampire Fangs heal you when you deal damage, not when you take it. ;)

@livinghypocrite5289

23 күн бұрын

Yeah, but to heal damage, you first have to take it. And if the dam blocks all damage he will never get hurt, so what effect does the healing have? I guess that is why he called it useless.

@simsom4343

23 күн бұрын

Well, yes, but actually no The vampire fangs cannot heal you if you are a max hp so you do indeed have to take damage to heal

was fun watching this live

7:01 "deine muddi" just killed me -🤣🤣🤣🤣

@anteshell

24 күн бұрын

What does it mean? The translator don't work.

I LOVE your random german outbursts Kuss

Magnets flying will never not be funny 😂

Dex gets distracted by fluffy balls, ends up balling himself to death.

Finally a fluff build! 🎉🎉🎉

You listened!❤

Finally, my water build dream come true.

I just love the short moment dex switches to german, to complain, just to continiou like nothing happend. 😂

dieser magnet alda damn jedesmal lachflash xD

i have literally JUST done a run using this exact setup (fluff, water, lava, strength) is youtube watching me

I really really want to watch you play Balatro. I think you would have fun in that game

if you want to fill the machine completely with fluff you need at least 70 fluff perks.

"we always have an guaranteed way to win, unless we die" a yes thought so

Is there a cap on the weakling reward, or can you decrease enemy hp by 100% if you get 4 of those? I know the Golden armor one (increases your hp by your gold) can stack repeatedly Also vampire and junk jet actually can combo together

Louis de Fun-Dex: Nein, Ja, Nein, deine Muddi!

he actually did it!

i wana see this as a "run till you die video"

Cool das du deutsch kannst mag deine Videos sehr mach weiter so

lol i love your vids i decided to try one on my own i have 166 strength potions

Just wanted to tell you that backing and joining the floor you're on will change the enemy and you can avoid them and you can also save your run more often :)

25:20 I mean... they aren't being inconsistent there. It's fluff > poison > strength > hoarder. Hoarder isn't more fluff, it just means you get the extra fluff turn 1 instead of turn 2. Anything up against fluff and you take fluff. But when offered strength and hoarder, the strength is better.

@nablamakabama488

24 күн бұрын

All the fluff does get added in the first round anyways. It doesn’t depend on hoarder how much fluff you get. He didn’t know that during the run, but fluff is independent from the item capacity.

dein ,,och man,, hat mich so gekillt

The "it's Saturday and I need to go to the market brgore they close" makes me miss Germany... As much as I hate it...

och man 🗣🗣🗣🔥

@naschfuchs1

24 күн бұрын

5:07

You'd think the lava fluff would give "burning" damage over time, much like poison.

Have you tried a run getting one of every item? No plan, no theme, just aiming to get one of each item in the pool one spike, one shield, one spike shield, one holy shield, one credit card, one heling potion, one magnet, one dagger, etc, etc I don't know about item-pool limits, but if possible, what about a regular, and an upgrades version of everything?

imo another way to make it better would be to have bath bombs actually work as bath bombs, i.e. automatically transform when they're in water.

Alternate suggestion: fix the normal magnet and add in a Haywire Magnet that does the same thing

Yep, you are definently german. Joa, gleichfalls und ausderm, gute videos 👍

I mean... is there anything in this game that isn't insane? You've proven almost everything to be broken so far.

Can you grab "weaklings" perk multiple times? If you can I'm curious what would happen if you get 4 of those.

@snwtoy

19 күн бұрын

nah doesn't stack

Wait, why is the gold magnetic?

i wonder how no skip no reroll run would look like

Hmm, thinking about it... _Technically_ the hoarder not affecting fluff count should actually have been obvious from the start if you think about it You start the game with 30 fluff count, but only 20 max items, you still get all the fluff turn 1 regardless

Gut zu wissen, das er ein deutscher ist. Höre es zum ersten mal.

I've wanted to see this broken with the heat gun.

They've actually fixed the bug with the roulette table now, by the way

supper random and funny update idea every material gets its own magnet

4:15 you would be a terrible father Dex

i heard from your voice that you were german but i wasnt sure until now

Ja nein ja nein Deine muddi Ich liebe dich nh xD

Isn't it that run when you accidantallly suicided by reflection?

Hodor is good -Dex

This was very nice I really do not get why you had 6 bottles really was no reason to have that many What this game needs is a trinket that makes it that Fluff that is transformed retains Fluffs properties like 50% of the fluff after turned to gold floats and does burn or poison and a second trinket would make it 100%, just imagine gold coins that not only give gold but also attack

Can you try again with the 100% price reduction and critical chance too? That way, you can search more for the things you need for a more successful run. "It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!"

help, how do you skip your turn ?

@LixLorn

19 күн бұрын

backspace :)

Fluff ignores item limit... 5 useless hoarders...

I love when u shortly switch to German xDDDD

this run sparks me a question the bottle of water in this game shouldn't float, because a bottle full of wat doesn't float or is the bottle of water not full or empty in lore??????

Guten Morgen , Ich schau mir gerade das Video an aber die Qualität ist auf 420p beschränkt und KZread lässt mich trotz Premium nicht ändern . Weißt du warum ? Andere deiner Videos sind in Ordnung Good morning, I'm currently watching the video, but the quality is limited to 420p and KZread won't let me change it, even though I have Premium. Do you know why? Other videos of yours are fine. Edit:// Found out why. KZread downloaded the video in low quality . After deleting its just fine❤

whaaat 1st boss passing on junk jet and vamp bruuh

25:12 "Wer des Giftes nicht ehrt, ist der Stärke nicht wert." :D Also, how can you have a 6 day old comment on a 21 hour old video?

fluff dose not count towards item count, hoarder was not needed

Shrink everything

Now do the run with metal item only and no hand of midas

Wait, is @dex german?

Do cactuses

What an intro lol

Ja, nein, ja, deine muddi liebe die deutsche Sprache 😂

First time being so early 😅

Wondering what will happen when you get 4 Weaklings, will all enemies just got 0% health and all fight just become nonexistent? Sure the game isn't that broken, or is it😂😂😂

im pretty early today

25:30 I am sorry, but I am very triggered as a viewer since +1 poison is a total of +1 strength but delayed. Ofc this can be multiplied by your current poison flasks, but those are single use while a +3 strength is the same as the poison while using triple on each of those attacks... Ofc strength is better

@LixLorn

19 күн бұрын

If you hit once with 3 strength, you do +3 damage. if you hit once with 1 poison, you do +1 damage. if you hit three times with 3 strength, you do +9 damage. if you hit three times with 3 poison, you do +6 damage (over three turns). if you hit five times with 3 strength, you do +15 damage. with poison, you do +15, over five turns. in a long fight where you hit at least twice a turn, poison is always better. (in short fights strength is way stronger)

Damn im early this time

5:05 he is German ???

Für die muddi

Are you actually German?

i would like to see how a poison fluff build would work. stacking the poison perk and poison multiplying potions.

R u german cuz u said like Ja Nein Ja and thats yes no yes

WTF is that BS at 2:55?!

as

When are you invading Poland?

These random german words😂

Gold is not magnetic lolol

@Dex why don't you want kids. They scream, they play with balls😂and are unpredictable like the games you play