WE FOUND OUT HOW TO CLEAR THE ERs

@mariaquinones9246

Жыл бұрын

😂

@nightviperone

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@Skyrim_Shuffle

Жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣

@audible_

Жыл бұрын

Lmao

@dakotalovely770

Жыл бұрын

Lmaooo ❤😂

“You want one?” When you’re offering flu shots more readily than gum 😂

@xerofelix7090

7 ай бұрын

My answer is always "Hell Yeah! Third one this week! Hit me up!" 🤣

@-cloudfall-

7 ай бұрын

Good. Health > gum

@plokijum

7 ай бұрын

I hate when youre getting vaccinated and the teacher is like you got enough to share with the class😮

@R3.i3.

7 ай бұрын

My gp literally did the same thing to me. My mum went to get her flu shot and I was There with her and they just asked me if I wanted one

@WFanatic502

5 ай бұрын

​@@plokijum*Rolls eyes and passes out needles to the class*

"I'm not gonna let someone just stab me with a needle like that!" Sir, you came here to get stitches for your avocado cut.

@CareForEmAll

6 ай бұрын

Mystery fluid being injected in you, and closing a woud are completely different

@Meiaiscool

6 ай бұрын

@@CareForEmAll both require a needle.

@Meiaiscool

6 ай бұрын

@harrysongousse2198 yup. If you get an injection you get stabbed with a needle once, and if you get stitches you might get stabbed several times.

@IDoABitOfTrollin

6 ай бұрын

​@@CareForEmAllnumbing for stitches

@CareForEmAll

6 ай бұрын

@Meiaiscool that has nothing to do with it, and an epidurmic needle that injects a fluid nobody knows anything about directly into you, and a needle that just goes in your meat to pull your meat together aren't the same, it's not that they're afraid of needles, they don't want to be a lab rat 😂

I got my flu shot at my desk as I was registering a patient. They looked at me like I was crazy. To be honest, I was kind of surprised too. I’m still new to working at a hospital, so I thought I’d have to go to the nurse giving out the shots, but they told me they’d just come to me instead so I wouldn’t have to disrupt my work lol

@laggybum3218

10 ай бұрын

My hospital makes us go down to Employee Health where we have to fill out paperwork and then they can give us our shot. Be nice if they delivered! LOL!

@nicholasoconnell7732

8 ай бұрын

Wow that's so weird. I mean it makes sense, I just didn't know it worked like that

@theDavitos

8 ай бұрын

i got called to office where they take photo for id card and give vaccines and show you videos and give you info like logging password and such. still its child ward for like hepatitis vaccine and flu shots and where they take your blood sample if you got accidental injected instead of patient or you got it after the patient had been jab.

@ilenastarbreeze4978

6 ай бұрын

​@@laggybum3218mine too but i work in IT so hey i dont mind

@lisanygaard2720

4 ай бұрын

I worked in a hospital for years. Every year a nurse would come to the offices and give us our shots right at our desks, lol.

"Not gonna get no needles!" Well buttercup, good luck getting stitches 🪡🪡🪡

@tracij1469

Жыл бұрын

That's where I thought this going 😄

@datdankdj8264

Жыл бұрын

Rub some dirt in it, he’ll be fine 😂

@shannongrant8591

Жыл бұрын

I got stitches without a poke.

@bronsonleach3573

Жыл бұрын

You can buy a stitch stapler. Technically is used for clothes but I wouldn't see how it couldn't be used on cuts either. Technically stitches are not that hard except are lot more painful because of no lidocaine.

@cub_q7410

Жыл бұрын

?

Bro why is the “person” giving the shots so… cute? Like you’re literally the same person but I get completely different vibes haha.

@jadesprite

Жыл бұрын

It's the glasses. Works every time.

@BeautifulyCool

Жыл бұрын

This dude an E.R. Nurse irl bit he should really be an actor 🤣

@lilythearcticfox

Жыл бұрын

Austin just be like that

@Steampuke

Жыл бұрын

It's called acting and he's pretty good at it :D

@catcat63527

Жыл бұрын

​@@jadesprite Half my hottest men ever list is fictional men who wear glasses. Rest is also fictional men, but they don't wear glasses

I was at the gynecologist at a regular appointment and he was just like "you want a free flu shot?" and I was like "hell yeah" And that's how I got my flu shot this year

@Sohalia06

6 ай бұрын

That's actually kinda hilarious. I didn't know gynecologists also kept flu shots around!

@jackhughman282

6 ай бұрын

Speculum halfway in, "hey, you want a flu shot"?

@CherubicLynx

6 ай бұрын

@@jackhughman282 i don't think that's where the flu shot is supposed to go... :P

@trouty7947

5 ай бұрын

My opinion on vaccines is gimme all of them. I want to be the most immune person in the world.

@jackhughman282

5 ай бұрын

@@CherubicLynx the uterus is a muscle, I think we could make it work.

I love it when you say "huh". You're perfectly between dumbfounded and sarcastic.😁

Austin asking the patient "do you want one?" like he was asking a kid if they want a sucker 😆

@Rina_Redfield

Жыл бұрын

I always want to take the flu shot when it's casually offered, but I'm so sensitive to needles I have to work up the courage lol

@Anonymous-sb9rr

Жыл бұрын

No paperwork, just jab.

@bluedragonfly8139

Жыл бұрын

LOL, that's how the nurse was at my last doctor's visit! She even had it in her pocket in case I said 'yes' (which I did)!

@JOSEF_GAMING45

Жыл бұрын

I've never taken the flu shot in my whole life and I feel great

@JOSEF_GAMING45

Жыл бұрын

@@Rina_Redfield why take something that you don't need

I don't know what makes a car run, but I still drive one.

@mykijiji1958

Жыл бұрын

Great analogy!! And I don’t know anything about how the weather network predicts the weather, but I still check to see if there’s ice-rain in the forecast to keep me safe on the roads!

@aclae4759

Жыл бұрын

Keeps the saying" ignorance is bliss" alive I guess.

@devin7703

Жыл бұрын

Your body is your temple people

@randibgood

Жыл бұрын

​@@devin7703From your response, it sounds as though you don't get vaccinated? Just don't give a shit what happens to "your temple", huh? Temple is going to feel like an outhouse WHEN you get the flu.

@tuffjiggly8566

Жыл бұрын

​@@devin7703 Right? Why should I let a foreign germ ruin my temple when doctors have worked for years on a vaccine so me or someone I love with lung problems end up in the hospital?

Loved when they came by at work with their cart and badge stickers and were like, hey, wanna get stabbed or nah? The last one who did it was a tiny old lady with the thickest southern accent I'd ever heard. That was the only time I ever saw her in that hospital, which was a shame bc she was so damn sweet. That's also the first time in my life I didn't feel the needle stick. Was a blessing.

@lynnebucher6537

7 ай бұрын

The experienced ones can often give a painless stick.

@itsamemuffins

6 ай бұрын

Those tiny old ladies can be the best. I needed an IV line placed and nobody was finding a vein. The nurses got frustrated and somebody said, "We need Pearl". In shuffles Pearl and she gets it first try 😂

@spoopyvirgil4944

4 ай бұрын

​@@lynnebucher6537 Literally though! I got a covid shot recently and the old lady back in shots area just gave it to me quick and easy, no pain.

We used to do ours while we were having lunch. We'd just roll up our sleeves and keep eating, while the nurse comes around and have us one by one

bro could’ve gotten a free flu shot 😭

@charmio

Жыл бұрын

Wait, aren't they always free? Surprised your community doesn't pay for them. Makes sense when you think about it, a sick person can't contribute. Where do you live?

@PerfectPride

Жыл бұрын

@@charmio some places require you to have insurance. Though most insurance will cover the cost if you don't have insurance then it may not be free. Though there are lots of places you can go to that give free flu shots too. Guess it just depends on where you are.

@lone2234

Жыл бұрын

​@@charmioLmao what... its free???? in Indonesia only the first few vaccines for babies are free but other than that absolutely fucken expensive. Still couldn't get a HPV shot because its so damn expensive. Middle to lower class definitely could not afford a flu shot every year

@disturbed98335

Жыл бұрын

flu shots are pointless even if free

@cinemasurge1851

Жыл бұрын

@@charmioI mean a lot of work places give ‘em free, but if not they are hella cheap

"Do you even know what's in that?" "Yeah, the flu shot."

@clockspeed1836

Жыл бұрын

"Do you even know what's in that?" "yes, the flu"

@rock4evr24

Жыл бұрын

I swear i thought he was gonna say that

@aggrodkreg4321

Жыл бұрын

This is exactly what I thought

@GMilkMan

Жыл бұрын

They did? Thank goodness they are in the ER

@devin7703

Жыл бұрын

It’s actually flu a and b. A couple strains such as swine or bird depending on the year and the last years most prevalent strain. It’s very simple. Everytime I opened a multi dose vial at work I would read the package insert which explicitly statuses to the tee exactly what is contained inside said vial. Losers say I don’t know. Professional say I’ll find out!

Austin's "huh" slayed me!😂😂😂

was in the hospital for days, watching these videos made me feel so much better thank you

When I worked in a hospital lab, they would come around and stick us while we were working on the bench. Totally normal

@d100h

Жыл бұрын

Currently in school. We train on injections on each other like 3 to 5 times a month. Pretty use to it by now

@KaiyaCorrbin

Жыл бұрын

As a fellow lab person, can concur. xD

@cindystewart5417

Жыл бұрын

@Rica Rya They keep track of who gets it at my hospital. If you are allergic you have to mask up at all times. If you aren't allergic and you don't get it you're fired.

@DFwiggles

Жыл бұрын

God that would be convenient

@eo7097

Жыл бұрын

Aw, I wish we did that at the hospital I did my internship at too. Definitely would've made the day more interesting.

“Here is a sticker for your badge” 🤣 facts

@irlove95

Жыл бұрын

True story! They give you a sticker for your badge FOR REALS! 🥰🤣

@jacquelinearnold3784

Жыл бұрын

They were handing out free pens one year. Highest flu shot rate ever!!

@adriacoelho7987

6 ай бұрын

I pretend they are infinity stones 😂

I'm glad it makes you feel better! I swore when I got out of the Army I was never getting another one because I'd be down for a month after it ever single time!

@bcaye

11 ай бұрын

The military gives you way more serious stuff. But my job requires some serious shit like MMR and TDAP, which leaves you unable to use that arm for a couple of days. The flu vac is nothing like that.

@Harudodo

10 ай бұрын

@@bcaye Man I hate the TDAP shot. My arm gets so sore afterwards lol. Good thing I only gotta take it every 10 years lol

@wildfireintexas

10 ай бұрын

My son had a severe reaction to a flu shot when he was in the Marine Corps. He was unconscious for 3 days, his roommate was out of town. When he didn’t show up for work on Mon they found him and took him to the hospital. Never had to get another vaccine again.

@DeathnoteBB

9 ай бұрын

@@wildfireintexasJesus. I’m glad he got taken the hospital

@jessiestoss2687

7 ай бұрын

Yep. The one and only time I received the flu shot, I got the flu. Dealt with bronchitis for a month. I had no choice in the matter. Never got another one.

That reminds me. I need to check if my shots are up to date.

"not gonna get no needles in me" says the guy whose skin is 99.9% tattoo ink

@pal5683

Жыл бұрын

Someone needs to ask if they know exactly what's in that ink.

@anna-lisaansardi9419

Жыл бұрын

And every SINGLE one of the them will say the same thing, "It's different, OK!" lol

@ToodleNoodle

Жыл бұрын

Amazing how many antivaxers I've met who have no problem railing a line off a club toilet seat on a Saturday night

@technotank2172

Жыл бұрын

@@pal5683 if they go To a reputable tattoo artist, yes that artist is going to know what is in the ink they are using and will happily tell them.

@technotank2172

Жыл бұрын

@@anna-lisaansardi9419 because it is completely different. While the flu shot is intramuscular, tattoo needles go to the dermis layer of the skin. Two completely different places and feelings.

"do want one?" "hell yeah, give me that shit" rolls up sleeve. "shoot me up, bro"

@imzadi83fanvids7

Жыл бұрын

Same, save me from getting it later.

@olmostgudinaf8100

Жыл бұрын

I've been trying to get a flu shot for the past three years. The answer is always the same, "sorry, we are out, try again next week".

@maxschmieder232

Жыл бұрын

I mean sometimes it literally is that easy. My parents get flu shots at home, and whenever I'm there I also just get it offered.

@izzwhiz1767

Жыл бұрын

Easy peasy

@thatsmomsense9087

Жыл бұрын

​@@olmostgudinaf8100 I had this issue with my PCP office the past 2 years. You can schedule a shot with the pharmacy though! That's how I've had to get mine.

Yep 100% My ex, my son's father, is terrified of needles and doctors. To the point where being there for me to give birth was incredibly anxiety inducing for him. He seriously has a fear of being randomly stabbed with meds or something. Like we don't even get the good shit, what makes you think they're going to just give it away to a random stranger?!

@veni5126

11 ай бұрын

Well a lot of people have fears, they're often irrational. I hate needles. I'm scared of them and doctors. I kinda wish I haven't reminded my mum about some shot I missed when I was 18. Also for some reason I often feel different in hospitals. The air seems to smeel different. But idk when I start to faint, I become more sensitive to the smell for a moment before I pass out. It's weird because when I pass out, I first feel hot and dizzy, then I can't see anymore. Later I can't feel anymore. And the hearing goes away slowly. From hearing worlds sorta from a distance to not understanding them to kinda ringing in the ears. So idk why, for a moment, I'm more sensitive to the smell, only to lose all of my senses in a matter of a few seconds.

@cerebrumexcrement

10 ай бұрын

im terrified of needles too. i have to tell the medical staff to not tell me anything and not let me see the needle. 😅

@fionna_cool_girl

7 ай бұрын

I'm not scared of doctors or the dentist like a lot of people but I am slightly afraid of needles and can't get a shot without flinching. Not as bad as my dad though. My dad searched far and wide for a dentist that would put him to sleep when working on his cavities instead of a needle to numb his mouth. Idk why. My dad had 2 sleeves of tattoos and multiple others so it seems weird that a thin, tiny needle would do him in like that.

@jonadabtheunsightly

6 ай бұрын

@@veni5126 Fears are usually irrational. For me, I just can't get the idea out of my head that if I flinch or twitch at the wrong moment, the needle will break off under my skin or, worse, shatter. Objectively I know that is absurdly unlikely, but my stupid brain warns me about it every single time I face a hypodermic needle. It's not so bad that I can't hold still and let it happen, but the idea is *there* in my head and will not go away. When I was a teenager, I confessed this to my family doctor. He promptly responded, "Oh, I've only ever seen that happen once." Haha. Very funny, doc.

@jackwhitbread4583

4 ай бұрын

Your ex is a fkn baby.

"You want want?" Of course! Two birds one stone😂

I gave a flu shot to a 12 year old last weekend. He was kind of amazed at how small the dose is since he gets allergy shots which are way more fluid. I told him some grownups still get freaked out when I give them the shots and the little champ just laughed at that. Favorite patient all day.

@rose4lyfe

Жыл бұрын

Kids just go with the flow. Love kids

@phillyphakename1255

Жыл бұрын

I started getting 3 shots every 2 weeks starting around that age. That shut me up pretty quick about having to get one shot every year. And just think about diabetics, needing multiple shots per day!

@TheRegisteredNerd

Жыл бұрын

​@@phillyphakename1255I will say the needles a diabetic has to use are about 10x smaller, but those finger sticks suck! There is no reason we should be using kits that still take so much blood you need to use a bigger needle to poke your finger than give the insulin!

@margaretrempel3520

Жыл бұрын

Kids are incredible! Our daughter was in treatment for stage 4 high risk cancer and she LOVES her doctors!!! ❤

@commiekiller

Жыл бұрын

Don't give the myocarditis shot tho. And if u know which one I'm referring to, that's exactly my point.

"Do you know what's in it?" I don't know what there is in most of the stuff I eat, or the air I breath ... But I know that I don't want the flu ...

@kinsadiebowen698

Жыл бұрын

The flu isn't hat bad lol our bodies are made to fight it

@angelbulldog4934

Жыл бұрын

You'll most likely survive the flu. All too many aren't surviving the poison prick. But hey, you do what you gotta do. I DO know at least some of what's in it, and that's why it ain't hannin. That...and I've had only 3 quaxx in my long life, last in 1987. You've been brainwashed into thinking that you need it and you don't.

@_drivEN_

Жыл бұрын

Lol, u get it from the shot

@dustintunis9347

Жыл бұрын

A friend of mine has 3 kids and used to take them in for the flu shot every year, but every year they all 3 got the flu. They stopped getting them the flu shot and they stopped getting the flu. They just make a somewhat educated guess on what flu strains are going to go around, if they're wrong then the shot doesn't help. I rarely go to the doctor (which may bite me in the butt at some point), if you go for every little thing and get antibiotics regularly then your immune system will be weak. If you let your immune system do what is supposed to then it will be stronger and you won't get sick as often. As a teen (20+ years ago) I was on an antibiotic for acne, after I stopped taking it, it seemed like I constantly had a bit of a cold for a couple of years.

@danajohnson6273

Жыл бұрын

@@dustintunis9347 I had a few nurse friends tell me that when I got deathly sick for 2 solid weeks after a flu shot 2 years in a row, that the flu vax didn’t contribute to my sickness, I decided to not get that vaccine anymore. I’ve had the flu only twice in the last 17 years and I’ll gladly take those odds. I do appreciate nurses, teachers and police officers who do get it bc their exposure to others is extremely high.

if i don’t have a rich and austin coworker relationship i will quit

Watching on loop so he can get his minutely flu shot 🥰

I'm laughing about how they just come to you with the shot and have your sticker ready, the convenience of getting shots at work and having them kept track of for you is great

@JadeSama

Жыл бұрын

I work in a pharmacy. One of my pharmacist has decided that I am her designated pincushion. When she needs expanded immunizations to meet her quota she loves to check my profile to see if I'm eligible for immunizations. I love her so much!

@MegaAnimekitten

Жыл бұрын

@@JadeSama that's a solid symbiotic relationship right there 🤣

@renaldamarkos7913

Жыл бұрын

The convience of having a huge supply of people willing to get unlimited shots without ever questioning the necessity or legitimacy of said shots is how Pharma made $90 Billion off of Covid shots alone in 2022. No one thinks anymore and that's great for big business and globalism

@JadeSama

Жыл бұрын

@@renaldamarkos7913 I should clarify that for me personally, I know which shots my pharmacist gives me and why. I joke about being a pincushion but I am actually educated enough to know about the shots that I'm being given. While that's not necessarily true of some people, a good chunk of us who work in high-risk fields generally feel the benefit far outweighs the risk. I didn't have the option of quitting my job when all this started and if I had brought it home it very likely would have killed my mother and I never would have forgiven myself. It was worth it for me

@renaldamarkos7913

Жыл бұрын

@@JadeSama did you read the vaccine insert?

I love the "I'm scared of needles" but has a full arm sleeve

@thomasborders6882

Жыл бұрын

I've seen heavily tattooed people use that same excuse not to donate blood!

@JadeSama

Жыл бұрын

"Do you know what's in it?" They say as they light up a cigarette

@mathilder1822

Жыл бұрын

it's a lame excuse if it's to justify not getting a vaccine, but some people are scared of syringe needles and not tattoo needles! tattoo dont even pierce the skin all the way trough, syringes go way deeper

@caydencecaskey5878

Жыл бұрын

I can speak as someone who has a phobia of needles. Getting a tattoo is much different. It doesn't go as deep. Don't get me wrong, I'm not anti vax, I'd just rather get a full sleeve tattoo than my blood drawn or a shot because my fear is just that bad. It's irrational, sure, but I live with it. I still get my shots and man is that not fun.

@cocodragon7984

Жыл бұрын

@@caydencecaskey5878 fr

Consent is key. Just say "No, thank you" and continue with your visit. Also, I enjoy the extreme variety in character personalities.

Bro, I'm not accepting any needle from anybody, that was casual as f***

I used to work supply at a hospital, the white coats (nursing students) would roll up on you out of nowhere (a group, with a cart) and ask to stick you, we would call it a drive by.

@carlacholera

Жыл бұрын

I love that! That sounds so funny/cute

@AllyRose24

Жыл бұрын

Lol I openly volunteer for target practice everytime I see a student nurse around. I’m a phlebotomist and I know my veins pretty well, but I also know they’re tricky to anyone inexperienced. Who better to stick than a willing learning experience

@FeyaAmante

Жыл бұрын

Anymore I have to warn them, my veins tend to roll.😊 😅They gotta learn somehow 😂

@Skarry

Жыл бұрын

​@@AllyRose24 I'm used to IVs, a new nurse stuck me 6 times then got her np. The next time she asked if she could try judt once. I said she could try 6 again. I don't mind.

"Do you even know what's in it?!" Straight drugs, man. Straight drugs Edit: I did not expect this many likes in 30mins

@dorothyyoung8231

Жыл бұрын

Flu vaccine. What’s in it is flu vaccine.

@spudthepug

Жыл бұрын

Can I get the gay drugs? So many pretty colors!

@AdaTaropa

Жыл бұрын

I bet if they put some crack in shots all would be lining up to get it :))) 😉

@ronadoyle3158

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@sarahwatson1043

Жыл бұрын

​@@spudthepugabsolutely! We have been very giving of the gay drugs this year. Tell them you want yours with glitter, that's the pass phrase.

The thing is he's just not just anyone he's a trusting co workers not a stranger

Rich,Ben,and Austin are the best characters so far ,you need to bring in more.❤

As someone who has actually witnessed this go down…. It was something I will NEVER EVER forget. I could get Alzheimer’s and remember that shit. 😂

@Plethorality

8 ай бұрын

You would not know if you had forgotten it.

@jonluoni1290

7 ай бұрын

@@Plethorality Lol it is a figure of speech, not literal...but sure, rottewieller summer pancakes at the bristles

@jong3122

7 ай бұрын

​@@jonluoni1290uh oh

@elizabethmontero3361

7 ай бұрын

😂😂

@BleakJako

7 ай бұрын

Witness it bruh I done it, my wife is a nurse, and picking her up one night she asked me did I get a flu shot yet nope, and just like that I now gotten the flu shot in the hallway in a hospital

I’m surprised by the fact you got a flu shot while you were at work in the middle of checking a patient in.

@kaboomsihal1164

Жыл бұрын

You get used to it, when it's shot season there's people just running around the hospital offering needles all around lol. Last time i missed it when she came to my ward so i had to chase her to the next ward, you literally just go "hey can you jab me" and 30 seconds later you're back on your ward lmao.

@BananahRae

Жыл бұрын

You literally have to hunt down the people giving the shots if you don’t. I was delivering meds to one of the emergency units and got mine done by a nurse down there real quick before I went to deliver to another unit.

@krzonca

Жыл бұрын

If I were the patient I'd likely puke or pass out. I can't handle needles.

@Bookwitchery

Жыл бұрын

My place of work has a flu shot clinic every year for us. We literally stand in the hall outside the admin assistant's office while the pharmacist from across the street jabs us. And the company owner brings her dog in so you get to pet him when you're done. 🤣 They also set up the COVID vaccinations for us. I don't always like my job, but it is a place where they take good care of employees.

@amyturner6804

Жыл бұрын

I used to work at CVS. I had told them I definitely wanted a Covid vaccine. My manager came up to me out of the blue one day and asked me if I wanted to go get my shot. I went back to the pharmacy, got my shot and then just went back to work. Eh, not a big deal to me.

Last flu shot I had was sicker than a dog.

My dialysis center hands them out yearly . Makes it easier for me I don’t have to worry about making an appointment, sitting and waiting, the trip there and the trip home. It’s one of the nice trades I get for being on dialysis.

@breakingbadheisenberg9703

8 ай бұрын

Hope your doing well .

@chrisbolhuis297

6 ай бұрын

Me too. Just had 1 a few weeks ago. The small needle they use is nothing compared to the ones they use for the dialysis treatment

Haha! My pharmacy is like that. We all signed our paperwork and the pharmacist just went around and stabbed us while working lol. We got a sticker after lol.

@JadeSama

Жыл бұрын

I'm my pharmacist's pincushion! When she needs expanded immunizations she loves to check my profile to see if I'm eligible for for any.😂

I mean, I'm not gonna lie, if someone comes and sticks a needle into the nurse trying to help me whilst I'm bleeding, I'll also be very confused 😂

"I don't trust whatever random fluids is in this." *Same person never once looked into the ingredients that goes into their food.*

He needs to realize that he got strange things in his body from the cut.

I've gotten a flu shot every year, and I will continue to get one every year. I've only had the flu 3 times in the last 17 years, and I've never gotten sick enough to need the ER. People forget that the flu kills people.

@NadineMiller1974

Жыл бұрын

It's a virus just like COVID...either way you can get it w/ or w/o the vaccine.

@amandarowland1866

Жыл бұрын

I’ve never had the flu shot or the flu knock on wood I’m 37 years old. 🤷‍♀️

@primetimehome

Жыл бұрын

@@amandarowland1866 where u live sis I’m coming to give it to you rn

@kailiegundry7312

Жыл бұрын

I've never had a flu shot and never had the flu. 🤷‍♀️

@amandarowland1866

Жыл бұрын

@@primetimehome ha ha no

At the nursing home I worked at I got mine while pushing a resident down the hallway they stopped me and jabbed me 😂

I wish I could have a flu shot appear at my desk.

“Aw man, you wouldn’t believe it.” He hears some of the most disturbing things possible, day in and day out. Unless the avocado you were slicing was stuck up your butt at the time, he will, indeed, believe it.

"It just happens every year" lol every Healthcare worker ever

My grandfather is an ER doc and once I was at his condo and he asked my mom if I wanted a flu shot. She said yes and two seconds later I got the shot there in the kitchen lol.

@Notiravgsarah

Жыл бұрын

My mom gives me my shot every year at home 😂

@binhalthier5151

Жыл бұрын

​@@Notiravgsarahmy dad gave me the flu shot😅

@ceeceebizzell4110

Жыл бұрын

My mom did this when we were little 🤣

@spaceartstuff

Жыл бұрын

For a second I didn’t read the the before shot so it just sounded like you got shot in the kitchen

The patient is the sane one here

@Caffeinated_Coffee

5 ай бұрын

Bro both u and the patient need a 2nd grade lesson

natural selection at that point

I used to work in a pharmacy. During flu season, they'd hand us the paperwork for the shot (shots always had paperwork for documentation purposes), then just roll up our sleeve, clean the injection site, and jab us. We did it away from patients but it was easier to just get it over with.

You are a classic. I'm a nurse but I so appreciate your candid humor. And sharing the realities of life with the rest of us.

I'm in a very medical based family and we gather in the kitchen and form a kind of flu shot circle where we all stick each other 😂

The accuracy in this is so funny. 😂😂😂😂

The aggression in that "HELL no" got me. 😂

At work (not in A&E but hospital) I often joke that if you stay still long enough they'll give you the flu shot 😂

@MugethiGitau

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@lisao7600

7 ай бұрын

The ER is part of the hospital...

"do you even know what's in it?" me who has a vague idea: 👁️👄👁️

Natural selection 😊✨

Honestly him walking out with a bleeding hand is what I like to call ✨ natural selection ✨

@Dosadniste2000

Жыл бұрын

same goes for jabbas

@jeffcampbell2710

Жыл бұрын

I agree. Especially with the massive kncrease of cardiac arrest amongst the young. High school football players dropping dead. 20 something's dropping in football, soccer, fighters. Yep, glad i never fell for the lies.

@GingerBun

Жыл бұрын

you think he's going to die from a bleeding hand or you don't know what natural selection means

@Harudodo

10 ай бұрын

@@jeffcampbell2710 I’m not sure what that has to do with anything. Since all the people you listed had to do with sports it sounds like death by overexertion or untreated sports injuries

@yogijaya2897

9 ай бұрын

@@Harudodo nope.

The only years I've ever gotten the flu were the years I took the flu shot. Not doing it again.

I wish someone would just go around my workplace to give me my flu shot like this

That ending, "huh" was hilarious! 😆😆😆

“Do you even know what’s in it!?” Me: God I hope it’s drugs 😅

@charmedleblanc

Жыл бұрын

Some fun ones 😉

@sarahwatson1043

Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately no one will give out free drugs with inflation what it is. Leave your drink and go dance, no worries, they can't get drugs to put in your drink, the door fee to the club, and the drink to put it in.

My old hospital had a cart they wheeled around with flu shots. It was amazing!!!

"All done" that sounds so cute. Lol

i was more surprised that he just did it so nonchalantly like that lmao

I work in a hospital and for a few weeks each year we have a group of nurses that just patrol the hallways with a bucket of vaccine supplies looking for people who haven’t gotten their yearly jab yet.

Heard on the news earlier today that this year's formulation is a particularly good match for the flu variants circulating this year.

NAH I CUT MY HAND TRYING TO CUT AN AVACODA, I think youtube tryna tell me smth 💀

Mixed now with the Clotshot.... I haven't had one , ever.

I had surgery a couple of weeks ago and they asked me if I wanted my flu shot while I was post-op and I was just kind of like 🤷🏼‍♀️ sure, why not?

@angelbulldog4934

Жыл бұрын

Do you know what mRNA shots do to you? Look up Dr. Robert Malone, the creator. He'll tell you.

@Phroggster

Жыл бұрын

​@@angelbulldog4934 Do you know what dying from a preventable disease does to you? Look up your local cemetery. The headstones will tell you.

@randibgood

Жыл бұрын

​@@angelbulldog4934You mean that doctor that falsified his results and made up all of that shit he put in his "paper"? Already know all about him. Sounds like YOU need to learn about mRNA vaccines and quit being a sheep that only consumes conspiracy theories three times a day.

@NadineMiller1974

Жыл бұрын

When I was getting ready to discharge after my total hysterectomy they asked if I wanted the pneumococcal vaccine...I got it, vaccine and pneumonia! Five days later was back in the hospital.

@bronsonleach3573

Жыл бұрын

@@Phroggster You ether get it or you don't it is part of life. We all are gonna die from something. I rather have natural immunity than a man made injection. I don't trust the medical community at all. I only come when I need them and is not something I can treat myself. Such as a a torn ACL and a miniscus. I can't treat that. But I can treat myself when I get sick or even better keep your immune system strong in the first place. I get a cold I sweat it out same with any virus I have caught.

The "huh" at the end 😂😅 that's me when I deal with a Karen at the register and she walks off over nothing big.

"Do you even know what's in it?" Yeah a flu shot. Duh.

“Do you want one? 😊” was so oddly sweet sounding…. But as someone who’s afraid of needles, that is freaking terrifying!! 😨😅😂

I don't know all the ingredients in my favorite foods, just that it tastes good. I don't know all the ingredients in my dog's food, just that the vet recommends it. I don't know what's in the flu shot, just that I don't get the flu when I have it. I'm a simple woman.

@idiotgaming6376

Жыл бұрын

now of course you can still get it as it's protection from last year's strains

@PB-uy1mk

Жыл бұрын

Translation: “I refuse to think for myself, someone else do it for me.”

@sandiharrah6086

Жыл бұрын

@@PB-uy1mk Sounds smart to me. I don't know enough about immunology to develop vaccines. Do you?

@ArMaGeDdOnX14

Жыл бұрын

​@@PB-uy1mkwell you go there and study 5 years of biology, pharmacy, nutrition, VetMed, since you cant do what who studied that say, only what you think yourself, dont forget you Med School

@Kyra-qn3nh

Жыл бұрын

@P B There’s a difference between refusing to think for yourself and knowing when you don't know wtf you're talking about. Do you fix your own car when it's broken? Do you treat your own animals when they're sick? Some things require years of school or experience. Thinking you know better than a literal professional is delusional and, quite frankly, sad.

Flu shots are awesome! I ❤️mostly not getting sick.

@bronsonleach3573

Жыл бұрын

Not how it works you are gonna get sick one day weather you like it or not. I rather take my chances with natural immunity than a man made injection. Also if you live in a non sterile environment you get a strong immune system.

"do you want one?" Like some candy 🤣🤣

It's the little 'do you want one?' That I like. It's like 'I mean I'm here with the stuff. Everybody could have one'

I've gotten a flu shot every year since 2010. It's either I get crippled by it or I feel fine, there's no in-between

The "want one?" Felt oddly wholesome to me

"huh" 😂😂😂 Austin kills me!!!🤣🤣🤣

Bro why is this like so equally confusing for everyone, to be honest it’s satisfying

I will never forget! 9th birthday I caught the flu, first time ever. I felt like I was gonna die. Never missed a flue shot again.

I love the casualty of it, seems a lot easier then the build up in my brain when I have an appointment.

The way he literally looked up and thought about it and was like nope lol

I got sick with flu like symptoms after the flu shot :( never again

I went to the doctor yesterday for a check up. She offered me a free flu shot in the appointment and I was like, “Sure, go for it” Her face turn to horror and she stared at me for a few seconds before asking again. I said yes again. She said that she was surprised by my nonchalant because most either get scared and cover their arms while saying no or nervously say yes then scream before she puts the needle in. I’ve had so many needles stuck into my body from a ridiculous amount of blood tests, I’m kinda immune at this point.

@judithsixkiller5586

Жыл бұрын

Lol, yeah. You get over a few operations and other reasons for ER visits and hospitalizations, and a Covid or flu vaccine is no big deal anymore.

@amyturner6804

Жыл бұрын

Yep, I've definitely been much more nonchalant about needles now that I'm a mom. All those blood tests they do really help you get over it!

@Fred-cj1fe

Жыл бұрын

Lol. That’s how I got got caught up on my tetanus shot 10 years ago. Might as well😅 it’s time now.

@charmio

Жыл бұрын

Really? I thought fear of needles wasn't that common. Sure they're not pleasant but I'd choose 20 needles over a single papercut.

@devent10n

Жыл бұрын

​@@charmio especially since shots are usually purposefully out of the way while paper cuts are in areas you use constantly

If I was that dude, I would have passed out. Just from the sight of the needle btw, I have a crippling fear of needles.

The avocado knife wound spoke to me. My mom literally stabbed through her hand once while battling one. Avocados are dangerous people.

I get horribly sick every time I've had a flu shot in the past. (5x). I refuse to get one anymore.

Don’t you need to disinfect the area before administering the flu shot?

@AemVR

Жыл бұрын

yes

@allisonisis

Жыл бұрын

He wiped the arm with an alcohol pad beforehand

@tomster7574

Жыл бұрын

Did you actually see a needle?

@captcardwell3398

Жыл бұрын

Not if you jab fast enough xD

@Georgia-kf6pu

Жыл бұрын

You do realise this was acting....and all 3 people were played by the same person lol...? Nothing needed to be disinfected 🤣😂🤦🏽‍♀️

Quickest flu shot I’ve ever seen This is efficiency

I got my flu shot today, It didn’t hurt at all. I thought it would honestly.

I'd be 'sure' and roll up my sleeve. Saves me booking an appointment at the pharmacy.

I’m in high school and I take a Phlebotomy course as a class. In order to take the certificate exam we had to get 30 sticks each which is a lot for a high school clinic and everyone that came in was always so surprised we were so casual asking each other can we stick them😂😂

@freemovies411

Жыл бұрын

Yes! It was so hard to get volunteers outside the class to get stuck. Meanwhile the massage therapy class? Line out the DOOR on Open Lab days. XD There was one guy in class who had enormous, like waterhole sized veins, we all wanted to stick him cuz he was an easy win. When it was his turn, all the girls lined up to get stuck by him. Great teamwork lol

@rosemorris7912

Жыл бұрын

A good phlebotomist is worth his/her weight in gold. I ALWAYS say thanks if he/she can get a vein on the first try.

@mrfluffysr

Жыл бұрын

I helped my friend when she was in that course and then I volunteered to help the rest of the students get their sticks in. They kept asking if I was sure but I don’t have an issue with needles and I got free cookies!!

@freemovies411

Жыл бұрын

@@mrfluffysr Ay that sounds like a pretty sweet deal! We didn't have cookies available every Open Lab day (mainly cuz we're not supposed to have food in the lab regardless lol) but it definitely helped our more syncope-prone volunteers. XD

Honestly if they did this at my hospital that would be so convenient. Sometimes it’s hard to get away to get one at their designated sites

"I aint gonna let someone stick me with no needles!" "Ok.... so stitches without freezing, then? Ok."

Thank you! People freaking out like this hasn’t been the norm for over 13+ years.