Smokee is 100% the main character with the amount of people in love with them that don’t even bother to learn their name lol

@aceofspades8474

Жыл бұрын

She almost sounds like an SCP at this point, causes infatuation in people while having a name that cannot be remembered or known.

@triple-AAA-battery

Жыл бұрын

@@aceofspades8474 Wait you have a point-

@Blind_Eye046

Жыл бұрын

@@triple-AAA-battery Ah jeez. I don't really have the energy to call someone about this, so I'm just gonna slowly walk away.

@triple-AAA-battery

Жыл бұрын

@@Blind_Eye046 ??? Brain not comprehend plz explain when you have more energy

@Portahooty

Жыл бұрын

The same thing happened to my sister Edit: she has been misnamed so much that she responds to other names like they’re her own out of habit

*Smokee naming all of the people who flirted with her after science elements is absolutely amazing to me 💀💀*

@elementgermanium

Жыл бұрын

And they all fit too- thallium is highly toxic

@GigiD014

Жыл бұрын

@@elementgermanium and it can kill you slowly or fast? because Ti was going to poke her with a knife and that can kill you in one wrong way

@laraschroeder5195

Жыл бұрын

She has no chemistry with any of them 🫰👉✨

@OneHundredFiftyTwo

Жыл бұрын

I think it's a joke with zero chemistry

@samiraroseblood455

Жыл бұрын

yeah that's funny

This weird flirt happened during middle school: So me and my research partner were researching praying mantises and we all know that the female praying mantis bites the male's head off after that. So I was talking about it and writing down until... "I'm gonna bite your head off," I didn't know what to do so I said "Thanks," and continued on. God I just missed a relationship.

@theodoregrambeII

9 ай бұрын

Relationship goals.

She thinks saying “no sorry I don’t wanna date” is mean but “get your nasty head off my pillow” is not and that’s hilarious to me she’s the funniest EVER

I think that we can all agree that we want more of these awesome, bigger videos!

@Luna-we4yc

Жыл бұрын

yeeee

@amandalewis8460

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@abusafiya8610

Жыл бұрын

go eat a cow man

@carolynbeard9370

Жыл бұрын

YESSS

@itsmeghee4895

Жыл бұрын

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

I love the elemental naming theme for these people. Sodium + Chlorine = salt, and Chlorine is toxic. Thallium is VERY toxic and can be lethal even in small quantities. As a chemistry nerd I am way too happy about this.

@gabrielbeaver1220

Жыл бұрын

Same

@DefinetlynotItanji

Жыл бұрын

Haha nerd quit inhaling SiH2Cl2 and go touch some grass

@wildfire8910

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@the_marketplace407

Жыл бұрын

There’s no way this was on purpose but also no way it wasn’t on accident

@londonnelson7359

Жыл бұрын

No, you’re happy enough

1:10 i agree. Touching anyone’s pillows is certain to make them rethink their life.

4:03 A YANDERE HAS APPEARED! MAKE YOUR MOVE…AWAYYYY

@nicholasnaottunna4141

2 ай бұрын

AH CRAP

I genuinely hope Thallium is in prison somewhere for that stunt- and I wish you luck in your future dating endeavors

@Rat_Is_Sleepy

Жыл бұрын

Bro did become a full on yandere like 💀

@shadowthedemonicwolf4410

Жыл бұрын

A yandere is what thallium was

@GlitchyGrowlithe

Жыл бұрын

Hope mans got some much needed therapy

@classysnek9210

Жыл бұрын

This is why ypu always carry a knife

@Embibuiltdifferent

Жыл бұрын

Bro is some sort of yandere.

Smokee got so much rizz, she even attracts psychopaths.

@ahhhhhhhhhhhh678

Жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@angelcakesgacha

Жыл бұрын

💀💀💀 (this is going to be a chain now)

@kab43

Жыл бұрын

nuh uh

@Lil_Meww

Жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@BluAru

Жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

I guess you could say that those moments of bad flirting were fairly "periodic" 😂

3:22 Smokee bee: alright, bye! Thallium: **running at smokee bee faster than the speed of light** Smokee bee: Ạ̷̝͛̏A̷̢̖̎̀̍́̾̀̇͛A̷̡̦̥̗̍̓̃̂͘À̴̛̗̝̥͐̈̆̄̾Ă̷̛̙̝̥̂̚ͅẢ̴̞̺̮̱̯͇̪̳A̶̩̼͔̞͌̀͑͝Ā̴̛͈̟̥͙̰̬̝̆̒̀̆͘͜A̷͖͗̀̋̋̀Ḁ̶̪̭̙̮͒̉̈́̉̃̏͘A̴̢̭͈͙̦̜͙͒͂̈́̾͗̅Ä̷̢̭̮̝̠̝́́̕A̵̢̨̯͉͕̘͔͗̇͂̃̊͊̚̚͜A̴̛̖̮̫̺͇̝̭̾̑͂́͌͆̕͜A̸̡͉͉̲̱̟͙̥̾͂̉̊͛̄̕Ä̶̧̡̫̻͚̭̼̠́́͛̐̉̂̈Ä̶̛̖́͌͋̂̽A̷̡̼͎̾͛̔̏͜A̴̡̨̪͖̫͚͋̅̋̈́̈̕͠A̷̢̫͕̦̩̟̰͆̐̓́̄̀̓A̸̼̞̱̻̼̲͔̬͋͛͒̊̚A̶̢̛̝̤͚͚͍̰Ä̴̢̜̥́̈́̃͑͗Ą̶̲̬͇̙̬̌͌́̈́̓̍͠͝Ä̶̩͔̤̺̯̹́̃͠

This is the literally most amazing thing I’ve ever seen. The way that she voice acts her characters in different voices, the way that it’s a longer video… AMAZING

The third person is literally yandere fr 😭💀

I can relate to the middle-school experience of someone telling you their friend likes you. I am currently in middle-school and I'm openly out as aro-ace on the side of the spectrum where I onlh love people platonicly (only reason why people think me and my friend aren't dating) and as a joke random people I've talked to once or twice for school reasons come up to me and tell me their friend likes me, I say something like "no thanks" or "I'm not interested" and continue my day, but this is a DAILY thing and some people from other grades who are friends of friends of friends have started doing this and it sucks. Also quick side note: my school is very accepting to the lgbtqia+ community as we are in an accepting area, like half the students are lgbtqia+, and we have a program for lgbtqia+ students to chill out. I'm just the only aro-ace person there and I came out this year so kids want to play around to see my reactions to stuff.

@garlicbreadwarlock6054

Жыл бұрын

As a fellow aro/ace allow me to say I’m sorry you have to deal with that even if it’s a joke I imagine it must be quite annoying hopefully it’ll stop soon.

@randomgirl-og8ww

Жыл бұрын

@@garlicbreadwarlock6054 thank you, also I'm hoping it stops before high-school because the kids doing it still act like 2nd graders and they should mature a bit by then and hopefully stop.

@lylithesmerayAKI

11 ай бұрын

❤

@TheAroSpecWallet

Ай бұрын

Our pfp's almost match omg

@randomgirl-og8ww

Ай бұрын

@@TheAroSpecWallet omg, they do!

Thallium deadass went psycho yandere in the span of like 3 minutes 💀💀💀

It's always the height of my day when smokeebee uploads

@SillyLittlePookie

Жыл бұрын

FOR REAL

@squidgamersquidgamer5273

Жыл бұрын

Ye

3:50 So Yanderes are real? Either a yandere or a... What's the word?... Masochist?... Yeah Masochist... Or sadistic

@desmo394

8 ай бұрын

How the fuck did you not know that Yandere's are real? Sorry, that was rude. But seriously😭

Remember kids, if you're going to threaten and psychologically scar people, at least learn their name

Bro thought he was a yandere

@BraxleyCopeland

19 күн бұрын

What’s that boi

@wolf_angie474

Күн бұрын

@@BraxleyCopelandin this sense he was being a yandere by basically threatening her with a knife in a “flirtatious” way

Bro went full yanderae 3:55

@sussytokobakas

10 ай бұрын

Fr

@PIBBYANDBUNBUN

6 ай бұрын

Yes tbh

@nicholasnaottunna4141

4 ай бұрын

:0

0:28 “oH hE jUSt liKEs YOu, … nuh uh”

@Not_Angel_Dust698

5 күн бұрын

Relatable

i have so many good (by good i mean terrible) flirting stories a couple years ago i was working in a kitchen, and this guy, we'll call him Cherry, started working there a few months after i did. Cherry and i were flirting hardcore and thought about going out, but besides the fact that we were coworkers, and he was my boss's cousin, i was also only 19 at the time, and when he found out, he was like "woah, i dont wanna date someone thats barely an adult." which good on him for the bare minimum ig. Later this other guy who we'll call Anakin started working there as well. Me and Anakin started making fast friends, but after the whole Cherry situation, i wasnt about to date him. Me, Cherry, and Anakin actually ended up making a decent friend group. That is until i was working the closing shift alone. Cherry was the last person to leave besides me, and right before he left, he came up behind me and grabbed me and whispered in my ear "I love you." before walking away like nothing happened. The days after that, i decided not to make a huge deal about it, but wasn't exactly comfortable being alone with him. During this time, me and Anakin started hanging out outside of work more often as friends, and Cherry found out about it and got super jealous and lost his shit. Like at first he was just being kinda moody and petty, and it ended in him straight up telling Anakin that he was useless and couldnt do anything without me. The boss noticed him shouting and asked what was up, and he straight up said "fuck you" to the boss.

My jaw actuly dropped with the last story thank god their was another person to help you

You should make longer animated stuff more often, you have a good art style and tell funny stories.

3:23 he took headbutting lessons from smokebee

I feel this so hard. People are constantly trying to flirt with me and then get upset when I don't reciprocate it lol. I literally have a girl who just today told me that if her girlfriend doesn't work out, we should go on a date.

i dont know why, but i find you SO relatable. almost everything you said in your shorts also happend to me!!

@abusafiya8610

Жыл бұрын

truly so!

@carolynbeard9370

Жыл бұрын

Minus almost

@squidgamersquidgamer5273

Жыл бұрын

Most of the time for me too

@CreWool

Жыл бұрын

...should i be concerned?

@carolynbeard9370

Жыл бұрын

@@CreWool no

0:33 *dear david moment*

@FavoriteClown

Жыл бұрын

*Yes.*

@Tism_Fox

Жыл бұрын

You just unlocked a core memory for me lol

@LilBigJo7731.

10 ай бұрын

Me when a shelf falls on my head

@TheMorningstar64

8 ай бұрын

Me when I shit my pants

3:26 “here I come mother trucker”

One tine I had an online friend, whom I didn't like too much in retrospect as he was very pushy and beggy (begging me for digital things in a video game, nothing serious) Several years after we lost contact he randomly hit me up again out of the blue and begged me to be his gf even after I told him I was taken, just begged like a toddler asking for candy. Fun times.

4:11 if someone did that to me i would break down crying because id be scared out my socks

1:38 competitive overwatch makes me want to tear my skin off

She has unspoken rizz, she should just keep it unspoken 💯💯💯💯

3:57 bro basically said "dOn'T lEaVe Me SeNpI"

something similar happened to me once. I was hanging out with some friends once and one of my friends brought some of his other friends who i had never met before. we were messing around in an old, creepy looking house we found in a local park nearby my city. long story short, one of my friends other friends started acting a little weird and began to play with three pocket knives he had collected and one of MY friends kicked him off his feet and stole his knives because he was trying to f'king stab him and me. (I also want to note that the friend who stole those knives and saved me is now my boyfriend so, yay me!)

Time for a storytime animator Era of Smokee. LETS GOOOO

1:58 u know, that happened to me too, my friend whom I've known for like 2 years was like what if we fake dated to annoy this other guy we both hated but still hang out with him, said yes, and it never fails to make me laugh at how funny being in a call with both of em is. At least he asks for permission in private before doing a bold move. It's still funny

2:18 DO YOU WANNA HAVE A BADTIME

ThEy POkE YoU WiTh A KnIFe CuZ ThEy LIKe YoU - school nurse probably

@PiCollector

Жыл бұрын

She’s probably right, they do probably like you.

3:52 Nah bro that’s a straight up horror movie right there. Also 3:35 is freaking hilarious

Once in middle school, my entire school was obsessed with these little plastic ducks, some guy through one out a window at me when i was getting off the bus 2 days in a row, i was very confused, i could only find the one from the first day, while the other got lost in the snow, his name was clementine and i still have him on my desk, no idea if he was flirting or not, but I seemed like it at the time

SmokeeBee making a Dear David reference?!?!? 0:34

Personally, I’d love to see more longer videos like this. But either way, your videos are still great and hilarious. Keep up the great work!

I like how she names the people after chemicals and substances

Oh jeez poor Smokee. Hope you’re okay and have found a better relationship :)

The most psychopathic flirt I recieved... and it worked and led to my favourate ex was "Why are you damn cute? I'm either going to kiss you cause you're cute or punch you so you look like sh**" She punched me... right in the eye. And just to note, she was a rough biker tomboy so that punch had weight in it. Then she freaked out and said "Oh f***... I gave him brain damage" after I said "why did that feel hot" and she left. I just lay there on the floor thinking "Why am I suddenly more attracted to her... f it I'm gonna ask her out" and asked her out the next day. Got her attention by winking at her with my black eye. Edit: Just to add we knew eachother on a 1st name basis at this point, and were friends for 2 months. I met her when I fell over in a stupid way which she found hilarious, and we just bonded into friends like after an hour of talking... still miss her

@theodoregrambeII

9 ай бұрын

_Oh my god-_

@TwigTheAwesome

7 ай бұрын

Bro rlly pulled put ank entire wattpad story

@wqrw1290

7 ай бұрын

aint no way he did a tomboy romance

@doggycatalan

6 ай бұрын

Bro please stop talking to her. Seriously that girl is a red flag 💀

@psykhosev

5 ай бұрын

​​@@doggycatalan Actually, complete opposite of a red flag and was the one person who made me feel special for a long time. And I dated her. Her friends though were the definition of red flags. Pretty much forced her to be someone she didn't want to be, and were the ones who'd cheer and parade if she acted tough, judging if she wasn't. And those "friends" of hers also forced her to cut ties with me after I confessed I wanted to marry her. Aparrently that was stepping WAAAY over the line to where the friends HAD to get involved. Like yeah she was a Psycho... a sweet Psycho who had a heart of gold at times. And we were eachothers anchors at being better. I was always more confident around her, she was more soft around me.

The pshychopath one.. I can't tell if I'd be horrified, flattered, or maybe an unequal mix of "OH DEAR GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING NONONONONO-" "oh okay this is fine" "GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!" "Oh so we're going this direction?~ ;)" "(Distantly) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" EVERY FLIGHT OR FIGHT RESPONCE.

3:34 when i avoided the girls that asked me out on a date before

As the rizzler in my friend group, finding out someone has a crush on you is hard to take, and compliments are even harder.

my first step of falling in love is learning their name. then see their looks, under stand how they act, listen to their voice, fall in love with the person in question. Lovely drawings and fanart I believe, they look cooler then the eyes I draw!

0:12 "I have W rizz"

but 0:40 actually happened to me one time when i was eating lunch

@TheAutisticFrog

Жыл бұрын

omg me too. One of the antivaxx girls I don’t like said “**name** has crush on you” like, ok? i have a crush on no one. I’ve NEVER had a crush. And apparently that’s not normal, so i’m thinking i MAY be aro, but i’ll wait school out, cuz that might be it

you totally deserve 1mil subs! thanks 4 making me laugh every day!

I love how Smokee just names all the people after elements on the periodic table

I like this so much ! Keep the storytimes coming please

1:18 eh, lesbians DO have love at first sight

@TheAutisticFrog

Жыл бұрын

@pocketsthecultleader3114 lol

@funperson7491

11 ай бұрын

love at first heard

@holahola-ym1xv

8 ай бұрын

@@funperson7491 blind and deaf lesbians:😐

I love your videos so much The fast paced chaos is great at keeping my attention and the jokes are funny

4:04 this was giving major “why are you blinking so much?” vibes

I felt this video on a spiritual level (I have chronic no-bitches)

@SillyLittlePookie

Жыл бұрын

Same (i am the chronic no bitch)

@SmokeeBee

Жыл бұрын

I get bitches. Just ones that want to stab me :(

@maddy6805

Жыл бұрын

I think i might rather get no bitches than be stabbled lmao. Did he actually like hurt you with it?

@SillyLittlePookie

Жыл бұрын

@@SmokeeBee damn. Now if that was me id be into tha-

@maddy6805

Жыл бұрын

@@SillyLittlePookie Hol up💀

1:23 you haven't told us your name yet right? well i'll say, that looks an awful lot like Hannah. That's your name isn't it smokee? or should i say... HANNAH!

@CanZand7SM

Жыл бұрын

im pretty sure that says "Hannah" written in bootleg times new roman

@ChocolateNoob

Жыл бұрын

@@CanZand7SM ye i know... thats what i said. you high?

@CanZand7SM

Жыл бұрын

@@ChocolateNoob when i wrote that reply you had a typo and it read "dlannah"

@ChocolateNoob

Жыл бұрын

@@CanZand7SM naaaaaaaw, that didnt happen

@CanZand7SM

Жыл бұрын

@@ChocolateNoob yeah... sure...

i feel you man, if some one lays on my pillow, these hands be rated E for everyone

Love your content smokee I have subbed to you and thanks for this I relate to a lot of your content and it’s nice when I do bc no body else I know can relate to it I might not know you but I like the fact that you talk to me like a friend and it’s nice thanks for that

love your content!!!

Funnily enough, thalium is pretty dangerous

I love your videos AND your character!! :DD It's just epic

I FRICKEN LOVE YOU ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤ YOUR LIKE MY FAVORITE KZreadR EVERRRRRR also I watched ALL of your videos in a day on accident 😅

2:25 pull out a six shooter and blast m

Young Smokee without a mask feels kinda weird... And yet normal

Smokee is so funny with these, this has happened to me and trust me when I say this, all you gotta do is quietly laugh to yourself then compliment the other person then leave, you leave them blushing and not knowing what to do about it, btw I love your content❤❤

I rlly like ur long form videos smokee keep it up

How do u animate

@eisaalmohannadi2296

16 күн бұрын

Hi 👋

I love your vids they never fail to make me smile 😂

Nurse: Oh he just likes youu! Smokee: . . . NÜÛH ÜH.

Omg I love this 😭. You made me laugh at the last one and I couldn’t stop thinking about how I carry around like 5 knives and people always ask me if I can stab them… Like do you WANT me to go to jail?!😐😑😐

3:51 really cracked me up

Nahhh if anyone says “he hit you js bc he likes you!,!1!1!1” I’m throwing hands NO MATTER who it is.

@megthefrostdragon

Жыл бұрын

Agreed. I say we start a pledge: I pledge allegiance To the fact That "kids being kids" Is not an excuse For the way someone treats me One act of kindness and understanding Can change minds and hearts With liberty and justice for all

@RoyTheTransKid

Жыл бұрын

Imagine someone killing somebody and then someone being like: “AWWWW THEY REALLY LIKE THEM”

@user-yb1yb4ld8p

Жыл бұрын

@@RoyTheTransKid ikr-

Your humor is too much for me! I am already subbing- shsjsksjc your too cool lmao main character trope

“Yeahhhhh… that incredibly hypothetical and not real situation would be very humorous

3:56 Yuri from ddlc in a nutshell

4:33 that was funny😂

yeah, my flirting stories are quite something too. Don't rememeber a flirty knife guy tho, yet

because of you i found another cool channel just because of that u win a subscriber

10/10 good content got me subbed in the intro lol

This is the most chaotic and tragic thing I’ve heard ever

This video was so funny have a good day Smokee!

I love your videos!

you should make story animation vids! i really enjoyed this vid!!

1:57 w h a t

na that’s slick 2:09

Bro really said: *Flirtaciously holds you at knifepoint*

this was so fun your character is so funny when animated

"sodium and chlorine" The best of friends Also can't forget about thallium

The fact that the knife was real. 💀

U remind me a lot of Jaiden animations ngl. I think ur gonna be rlly popular •v• New sub! :D

2:02 " LMAOOO "

That last guy is 100% a yandere

I like the longer story animation and I do support.

these videos are amazing

okay help- why is it that at 0:51 it’s so relatable 😭😭. At night at Girl Scout camp my new friend had just ASKED ME OUT. 😭😭. Like what the- anyways I ignored her for the rest of the camp💀