Man that suit can make another suit.

@user-mn5cq6rs9p

5 жыл бұрын

harry chikwado 💀😂

@pastoryoda2789

5 жыл бұрын

harry chikwado lmao 👍😂😂😂

@krispykruzer

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahhahahha

@dionbennett6089

5 жыл бұрын

Times were different

@n40798

5 жыл бұрын

That's not a suit, that's drapery

HEY WILLIE CAN I SEE YOU IN MY OFFICE WILLIE:WHAT FORE?!

@craigdiascd

5 жыл бұрын

Fore? 👀🤣

@mauimuzik8089

5 жыл бұрын

@@craigdiascd FOOOOOOOOORE!!! :D

@ryananderson4326

5 жыл бұрын

Craig Dias That was on purpose

@warlockthankless5323

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah we watched

@sbrosier2383

5 жыл бұрын

Wut foe

That "I aint signing shit" felt so familiar

@deepdimplesdiva3386

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 hell yea

@tommyfleur7649

5 жыл бұрын

I say that even if they're thinking about writing me up

@shhhake

5 жыл бұрын

@@tommyfleur7649 lol yep thats basically what that epic face said, didnt have to say a word >.

@ness35tc

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao... I've said that a couple of times

@nbakain2629

4 жыл бұрын

I swear 🤣

I love his white people voice 😂😂😂

@Mrbeo1984

5 жыл бұрын

U ain't got no two weeks wit Willie Turner money kmssssl

@dominicgunderson

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Carlton

@Hausjunky

4 жыл бұрын

Me too 🤣😂😂

@kanervatie

4 жыл бұрын

Racist...

@aaliyahfeacher5427

4 жыл бұрын

kanervatie Move along Becky

The bosses ass thing is so true 😂😂🤣🤣

@renofederighi477

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@hberry5960

4 жыл бұрын

Michelle Yr 😭😂😂😂

@simeonzanechambers2430

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO 😂

@kylejohnson3312

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@wanjiahdavid7045

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

When a comedian is at the top of his game it’s like good music. I can keep coming back to this and it never gets old.

@SD-th9sp

5 ай бұрын

Really good analogy. I completely agree.

@HTxGhost24

4 ай бұрын

This didn't age well

I felt like he was describing me when he was talking about Bob. That is exactly how it went down when I was fired.

@geraldjohnson3216

4 жыл бұрын

Dam

@ch3rrikiss

4 жыл бұрын

❤️🤣

@Toyabecuz

4 жыл бұрын

Mike Letterst 😂😂❤️❤️

@abdurahmangammou8231

4 жыл бұрын

@@Toyabecuz lol 😍

@trentstandingrock516

4 жыл бұрын

This comment made me laugh a little too hard (as I sit at work watching KZread) 😂😂😂😂

Harvey lookin' like he has a pet named George that is overly Curious.

@taebear

4 жыл бұрын

Super Boa Lmfaoo

@heavenkelley5608

25 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

"You ain't got no two weeks with Willie Turner money!!! Give me my money now!!!" Lol that got me.

"I'll kill ya kids" LMAO

@moarroz

5 жыл бұрын

Wilhelmina 😂😂😂😂wtf bahahaa that's funny

@neohleza24

4 жыл бұрын

Ur surname.. kuyenzakalan

@godfirst9990

4 жыл бұрын

My fav part

@tientrinh943

4 жыл бұрын

Lol liberals these days will prosecute you for murder

@Akirah1231

4 жыл бұрын

sibabalwe mnyobe lmao I swear I will say that as well 🤣😭

I think Willy was Steve

@ccarter112657

4 жыл бұрын

Moses Kiplagat frfr

@house2437

4 жыл бұрын

This is supposed to be 1k likes🤣🤣🤣

@rmarsden8485

4 жыл бұрын

...ya THINK???!!! 😂😂😂

@Zudoarichidoari

3 жыл бұрын

what the fuck 🤣🤣🤣 5am and i came across this comment and now i cant sleep

"Well, any day now... My ass oughta be outta here." LMAOO Black and latinos be in synch sometimes. I be at work like "Any day now.... How tf am i still here?" 😂😂

@FreshPrincex4

Жыл бұрын

That was me during my last job. My brain literally said "nigga, you STILL HERE?!"

@charondesousa8868

9 ай бұрын

🤣😂😂@@FreshPrincex4

Don't see it coming "What are you talking about?" "What are you nuts?!" "Crying out loud!!" "For the love of God!!!" "For Pete's sake !!!!" This was classic LOL!!!!

@cupcakes7015

5 жыл бұрын

gamalier estrada jr 😂😂😂😂9/30/18

@LONEWOLF-rq5tl

5 жыл бұрын

It really wasn't and still isin't!!

@maleagriffin4541

4 жыл бұрын

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@maleagriffin4541

4 жыл бұрын

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@maleagriffin4541

4 жыл бұрын

Pompm Omloop Jogpmmf Olll Moopoplp Oplpmmolmmp Mop M Kokomo lolololploloobhm

Steve and them suits be killin me 😂😂😂 like where he think he goin in that banana yellow suit

@ekow6902

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaahaaa 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@iMelanin

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao. It’s fly though. I like it, tbh.

@LeeMcd223

5 жыл бұрын

Banana Boat lookin ass 😂

@MrKeepItGoing

5 жыл бұрын

Looking like the Man in the Yellow Hat 😂

@user-jb7jg5fw6c

5 жыл бұрын

Curious George looking ass boi

Stand up is absolutely brutal, I cant even imagine how hard it is. Very few people in this world are actually good at stand up and i would have never imagined steve harvey would be one of them lol these old bits are incredible. If you only know him from family feud you never really know how funny he actually is

@nicholascauton9648

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, Family Feud got me searching him up about his past. Context being his old standup comedy.

@HTxGhost24

4 ай бұрын

This aged terribly

"I've had 10~11 jobs, and I've been fired like 10~11 times." CLASSIC!

My daddy's nickname is Willie Turner I needed that today missing my daddy !

@ramonpineda7514

5 жыл бұрын

Blessings to you! 🙏🏼

@optimusprimus89

5 жыл бұрын

Was he sunk to the bottom of the seas by Barbosa and his men during a mutiny??

@goldenlotus9629

5 жыл бұрын

Aww.. what a coincidence!!!..❤❤ He's thinking about YOU... it's a sign.. for sure!!

@satan6169

5 жыл бұрын

Spongebob squarepants

@snack4458

5 жыл бұрын

This made me smile what a great memory. X

Tom: Willie I need to see you in my office Willie: what 4

@youwish3439

5 жыл бұрын

4??? I thought he said foe...... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Dee2Nce

4 жыл бұрын

You Wish if u from the south 4 is foe 😂😂😂

@Samantha517

4 жыл бұрын

Dthree2K Exactly, got they own and errythang 😂

@yungdynamic471

4 жыл бұрын

foe

@yungdynamic471

4 жыл бұрын

Sylvia Green 🤣🤣🤣lol thats da only way to spell it

“I’ll tell you right now I ain’t signing shit”. That shit is so true

Why do I get the feeling Willie is actually Steve in a previous job 😀😀😀😀

@davewest9191

3 жыл бұрын

I was willie when I worked at the movie theater

@kennethwade3549

11 күн бұрын

Never thought of that loll

dis ain't bout no Wilhemina this bout Wllie Turner. I swear this is my all time favorite Steve Harvey moment

@moarroz

5 жыл бұрын

Outa all the names he picks for that story bahaha omfg

@kimberlybrabson8945

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Akirah1231

4 жыл бұрын

Ladylace97 Mine too lmao

@donna-donna

4 жыл бұрын

You know how you have movie quotes you be saying... Me & hubby always say this quote... Dis ain't bout no Williamina... DIS BOUT WILLIE TURNER!!

@rwaller2106

4 жыл бұрын

Ladylace97 YES😂😂

That tight ass walk gets me every time lol!!!

@terrellm

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

"I'll kill ya kids tom... I'll kill ya kids!" 😂😂😂😂always takes me out. Especially the "WHAT FO?!"

@Akirah1231

4 жыл бұрын

Shakendria Murphy 🤣🤣🤣💀

@hopezion83

2 жыл бұрын

Xx

@Scynthor

2 жыл бұрын

AHKIYIKI'S

@ushalweerathunga7081

2 жыл бұрын

You mean "IKEA kids"?

This bit never gets old. Ever.

This is accurate af😂😂😂😂

@paigecammack5445

5 жыл бұрын

Taija Silva Yessssss Omg 2019 & This Is Still True

@TheMan-ue7ri

4 жыл бұрын

Is it ?

@sedinmagic1591

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheMan-ue7ri Yes, it is

@Akirah1231

4 жыл бұрын

Taija Silva It sure is 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

@iLLBiLLsRoastBeats

4 жыл бұрын

Taija Silva most good comedy comes from real life scenarios

LMAO!!!! Willie fittin' to show his WHOLE ass! Steve - you so funny.

This man was born to be a comedian

Those people jumping up probably done this before 😂😂 they felt highly related @ 7:53 😛

@97060949034034934983

5 жыл бұрын

neyda cruz you got a snap?you're pretty asf

@rivv010

5 жыл бұрын

neyda cruz hell yeah they definitely did lol

@alphacraig2001

5 жыл бұрын

Steve got me dying with that kick 😂

@renofederighi477

4 жыл бұрын

LoL

@gimbiyarus

4 жыл бұрын

I swear😂😂😂

"It just look like somebody pushin' them in the azz sometimes..." "What about the mortgage? What about the children's college fund? Oh, Father God..." WAY TOO FUNNY!!!!!

@amirabidinmohammed6252

5 жыл бұрын

James Edgar you are one cool dude

@ainsleydavid9721

5 жыл бұрын

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

@KenyanBunnie

5 жыл бұрын

Robert Reid Projection much? Just step on out honey. Step outta that closet so we can give you three fabulous snaps for accepting yourself.

@miscellaneousmedia3753

5 жыл бұрын

@Robert Reid what the fuck is your problem dude? let me guess, you walk with your ass tight like someone's pushin it? "for pete's sake" headass

@LONEWOLF-rq5tl

5 жыл бұрын

It's really not that funny!!! Like really,IT'S NOT!!!

Why he dressed like the Mask

@Conspiracy515

5 жыл бұрын

Yoooooo🤣😂😂😂😂😂

@brittanywall9809

5 жыл бұрын

Darth Coletrain lmfao yessss

@MichaelBrown-lm3vd

5 жыл бұрын

That's cool man

@BASKGAMING69

5 жыл бұрын

he wore it before the mask guy

@moeboogie3223

5 жыл бұрын

It was the fucking 90s

4:08 “Ohhh Father God” took me out 🤣🤣🤣

What valuation I ain’t see no goddamn evaluation 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Gimme my check 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@carlosjenkins68

5 жыл бұрын

RIGHT NOW😂😂😂😂😂😂

@rmarsden8485

4 жыл бұрын

...ya DONE it Candy, don't lie!!! 🤣🤣🤣 ...I have also, they gonna fire me need paid NOW or itz DMX time!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@candyhenderson91

4 жыл бұрын

@@rmarsden8485 🤣😭😭😭😭 DMX time sent me 🤣

@rmarsden8485

4 жыл бұрын

@@candyhenderson91 we try NOT to, but... 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😎😎😎

This clip is funny as it gets. “Whut FOE?” Ha ha ha, booooo.

This was quality man, I was seeing this whole scenario in my head just for the way he narrated it, no wonder he’s where he’s at, he was really good

@HTxGhost24

4 ай бұрын

Stealing jokes that's why

@HAIRHOLIC_1

4 ай бұрын

@@HTxGhost24 ok hater

@HTxGhost24

4 ай бұрын

@@HAIRHOLIC_1 why would I hate on a millionaire? There are videos of him stealing jokes..

@HTxGhost24

4 ай бұрын

kzread.infoFjjA54cZt40?si=v5JA9oC8Z5mbUYIX

Bob: Yeah Willie we was going over your evaluation. Willie: What Valuation!!!!!!!!!! Aint seen no GOTDAMN Valuation!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

@rosannaburt3048

Жыл бұрын

I ain't signing shif lol

Favorite Steve Harvey stand up. This part had me in tears laughing so hard

@trineseDMVbeauty

5 жыл бұрын

Your handsome 😏😊

@bluelantern2413

Жыл бұрын

What is this stand up

@phillymamba2791

Жыл бұрын

@bluelantern2413 its called One Man

Well…anyday now...

@musicsweet2833

3 жыл бұрын

😆😆

That boss walk is so true. I worked for a company and my boss was the owners step son and he used to walk just like that. Dude wanted me to tuck my shirt in while I'm working In a warehouse where we dont see customers

YOU AIN'T GOT TWO WEEKS WITH WILLIE TURNER'S MONEY!!!!

I'm a reluctantly retired truck driver with over 20 years on the job. Not long after my health forced me to leave the job I loved my former boss had a goofy-ass dude driving for him for about 4 or 5 months. He had gave him more than one or two chances to get to work on time and quit leaving when he felt like it. He still wouldn't get it together. The boss walked out to the line where the trucks were parked and told Greg his ass was gone. Just as Paul turned to walk off he heard the Kenworth fire up and Greg tore out like a fool straight for Paul! Paul jumped out of the way and Greg's dumb ass DROVE THROUGH THE FRONT OF THE SHOP BUILDING! The cops got there quick as Paul and a couple of mechanics got Greg on the ground and held him so he could be cuffed. Crazy things in this world today. But Steve laid it out here perfectly. No doubt.

@BdeJJG

4 жыл бұрын

holy shit lmao that's dangerous wow

@ng23242

4 жыл бұрын

That’s that “I’ll kill ya kids Tom, I’ll kill ya kids!”

@Ken-iu2zp

3 жыл бұрын

Greg was black or white? Lol

Had the whole plant on full lockdown for two months after I got fired one time...but the lead up to the "lead out"...was priceless.

@LostInSpace22

4 жыл бұрын

Jay Ocq why are you assuming his race? You worthless piece of shit

My boss and I just got let go from our job. First thing I sent her was this video to cheer her up. She's black, so she called me laughing her ass off and telling me it was accurate af. Sometimes a little comedy and laughter can make a bad situation seem a little better

Preach it brother!

Steve Harvey is indeed a masterpiece of a comedian and a stand up guy! Respect.

@HTxGhost24

4 ай бұрын

Nah

@ceofounder

4 ай бұрын

@@HTxGhost24 Nah! That's what everyone says about you! Nah is what you see every time that you look in the mirror! Go stand and face the corner B#tch!

lmao 😂🤣😅 still watching this 2k19!

@peacheslyntreasure8682

4 жыл бұрын

Me too

@AnaMaria-pk1uh

4 жыл бұрын

😎 2020 👏👏👏

@rwaller2106

4 жыл бұрын

chris okoye 2020!

LMAO! I got pulled in an office one time, sat there for about 30 seconds then just asked, "Am I fired?". I was, in fact, being fired lol.

@18photonerd

5 жыл бұрын

frank ponds damn bruh

@VictoriaLove

3 жыл бұрын

Sameeeee

@Damianoutlaw

3 жыл бұрын

Same thing happened to me in 2006.

@blastradius9136

Жыл бұрын

Damn! lol

This is too funny, good job Steve

1 of the realist stand ups ever. I never forget this one. "Don't do it, swear to God, I .... " LOL best laugh that year.

His suit is everything!!!

Tom: We were going over your evaluation. Willie: WHAT VALUATION?! 🤣🤣

@141Lav

2 жыл бұрын

Valuation 😆😆😆

Classic material even after all these yrs.

This aint bout no Willemena, this bout Willie Turner!!!

I love this classic clip from Steve Harvey...timeless classic comedy

“Tom what are you saying”

Suit Sizes Explained: XS S M L XL XXL Court Date Parachute Pants Steve Harvey

@GMANKOOL23

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #imdead

@beingmeperfectly4560

4 жыл бұрын

KingCitaldo125 💀

@danielm.9331

4 жыл бұрын

KingCitaldo125 lmao court day 😂

@ritahebert4832

4 жыл бұрын

KingCitaldo125 😂

@gimbiyarus

4 жыл бұрын

😭😭😭

Me when I got fired from my very first job😂😂😂😂

@Mrbeo1984

5 жыл бұрын

Kmsssssssl

@dragonballswag

3 жыл бұрын

Yooo that’s so accurate, this video disc scribe me when I got fired. So I spit in my manager face.

My first time ever seeing this 😆. I knew Steve Harvey was funny, but i didn’t know he was this kind of funny. 😂😂😂

Cant even tell you how many times through the years i have watched this and boy is it funny everytime 🤣🤣🤣 2019 still

This is true, I tend to avoid management at all costs. I’m always nervous when they ask to speak to me.

I love this quote: I ain't seeeen shit!

@musicsweet2833

3 жыл бұрын

😆😆

this has me laughing so hard I can barely breathe.. I love it

Probably my all-time favorite Steve Harvey stand-up routine! God bless you always Mr. Harvey, thank you for lifting my spirit with laughter and educating my mind with knowledge!

I tell you right now, I ain't signing SHIT! With the Crazy Eyes 😂 😂 😂 😂 How yawl talking bout me but I wasn't Invited? 😂 😂 😂 😂

@rmarley2100

5 жыл бұрын

If u Gone Fire me right here right now, I need my money right here right now. And don't ask me If Willie and I have been the Same person at some point in Life 😂 😂 😂 😂

*Alot of times getting fired is like destiny saying that this company sucks and there's a way better place hiring.*

@rodneycrutcher9696

3 жыл бұрын

He played will but there a bill in all of us

@brittanybrinkley2800

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@jlmadd

2 жыл бұрын

Especially in a shithole where you are overworked and getting peanuts

I want my cheque now... so true

Willie don't see the security done surrounded the building. Willie don't see the rifle ained at his back. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@francishanna9999

2 жыл бұрын

Aimed*

Steve is so inspirational in every way

"For the love of God!" "For Pete's sake!" Lmao

This is actually true I lost my mind, they tried to fire me over their fucking up the schedule trying to fire me for missing days I wasn't supposed to work I was furious.

Look at his face. It is funnier than the jokes most of the time. 😅🤣😂🤣

Willie, can I see you in my office? WHAT FOR???

Jerry Seinfeld said this is his favorite comedy bit ever. Pure genius. " TeeTee get my check "

I have watched this probably ten, eleven times 😂 and I still gon watch it ❤️

The world needs more Willie Turners right now!

5:41 Me when my principal called me in the office during my 12th grade year.

I knew a Willie Turner back in high school. Good dude.

Ay Tee Tee, gim my check lmfao

This was his Very First performance he has done....and the Rest became history! What a humble man! 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾❤❤❤😊😊😊

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you a born actor Steve , got it in you all the time ♥️♥️♥️♥️

@ryanpulliam8987

2 жыл бұрын

The man has done it all!! Stand up. Family feud. Little big shots. Multiple books. A radio show. He's a legend!!!

I ain't signing SHIT!!! How many times have I said that in my working life. Willie was me decades ago when I got let go.

" This ain't about Willamena. This is about Willie Turner!" I was done when I heard that ! 7:29

Willie "Wah fo?"😂

My all-time FAVORITE Steve Harvey joke😂😂😂. Gotta come back and “re-up” on it, every so-often. CLASSIC.

I love being black

@blackqueen543

4 жыл бұрын

kukua addison AMEN 2 THAT ME 2

@Samantha517

4 жыл бұрын

kukua addison Same here

@jebivjetar5623

4 жыл бұрын

Good for you, i love being white...

@taruneisen990

4 жыл бұрын

@@jebivjetar5623 good for you bro

@Tigercam24

4 жыл бұрын

Talk about it

“You know good and hell well what he sayin”🤣🤣🤣🤣😵

Dude I’m crying laughing watching this 😂

This guy came a long way respect for him

I got fired once in the 90s for having a run in my hose because it wasn't professional. It happened on the job and there was nothing I could do about it.

That mic stand kick and the stool throw always gets me

I just got fired last week and I'm white. It went the black way for me I expected it. Also went to the "T" how he explained it except the cuffs. Lmao for reall.

@FreshPrincex4

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao! I would've been laughing my ass off if I was there

I love this dude

One of my favorite bits by Steve

Wille:What on Earth do we need to go into the officer for Tom I got a desk right here I ain't going in the office

Man, God gave this man the talent of making people laugh! That's for sure!

He always has the best suits.

I’m white and admittedly I used to be Bob in this scenario LOL. But after getting fired multiple times throughout my life, now I’m Willy for sure! Cuz I now know when your boss wants to see you in their office, it almost ALWAYS means bad news

@FreshPrincex4

Жыл бұрын

I was Willie when I was in high school a few years back and my homeroom teacher tried blaming the class for something we had no part of doing lol

Steve is my favourite comedian

"Aye TeeTee, give me ma cheque!" 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

I almost forgot how funny Harvey is!😂😆😂😆😭.. Love him on Family feud!😂😆😍😂😆