First Shop & Permit Forms.. | Hermitcraft 10 | Ep.9
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Today I open my first Hermitcraft shop! Plus try to do some armor stand art, gaslight bdubs and head to the permit office.
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Joel please
@CardinLim-cg8sn
Ай бұрын
The eyes😂
@Not_Blur
Ай бұрын
Hey gem, I know you probably won’t see this but I’m a huge fan of your content and I want you to keep doing what you are doing!!!
@skull_lee
Ай бұрын
👁️💀👁️
@CheeseMiser
Ай бұрын
Please buy me McDonald's
@CheeseMiser
Ай бұрын
@@Not_Blur only bdubs RARELY replies to his fans. The rest dont care
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN JOEL AND SCARS REACTIONS TO GRIANS OFFICE!!!! Im fully dying laughing over Joel just beating Grian up
@Nylaria24
Ай бұрын
I fully loved that! Bad boy spirit! 😂
@LightningfoxxyMC
Ай бұрын
@@Nylaria24 once a bad boy, always a bad boy
@Nylaria24
Ай бұрын
@@LightningfoxxyMC to the end 😎✌️
@evivanderzouwen3030
Ай бұрын
YESS 😂
@Oshamon
Ай бұрын
@@LightningfoxxyMCyou could say… Bad boys for life
Scar: *Patiently waits when put on hold until he inevitably loses his mind. Joel: NO. I choose V I O L E N C E.
@EmeraldsFire
Ай бұрын
Mother! I'm not going to be home for lunch! Or dinner either! 😂
@rosesaysmeow8358
Ай бұрын
LOL
@user-vu2lz7uq5r
Ай бұрын
joels already lost his mind so he cant be as patient as scar, gotta get his daily fix for blood and violence yk
@jesseparedis3504
Ай бұрын
I was just watching that exact moment while i was reading this
Scar just being defeated and resigned with permit office Grian. Joel not taking no for an answer, Joel threatening and following through with violence, Joel absolutely seething at permit office Grian. Both are absolutely perfect, lol😂
@jimmyg3835
Ай бұрын
i will be shocked if that build is still arand by the end of the sesen
@friendlyneighbourhoodash
Ай бұрын
i just love that you can hear grian hating what hes become. he is not meant to be a being of order and law, it is physically painful for him calling it now, hes gonna make an alter ego and use that alter ego to take down the permit office
@jimmyg3835
Ай бұрын
@@friendlyneighbourhoodashor call his frind to save him
@nash6237
Ай бұрын
I’m sorry, but the essence of bureaucracy has too strong a hold on grian. The joy of others suffering is too great.
"lizzie, can you yell MATERIAL GATHERING MONTAGE?" immediate: she said no oh well
@MoonyxxArt
Ай бұрын
I was your 1K like!
@discochaotica
Ай бұрын
I turned the volume way up to see if I could hear her, but there was nothing. That either means that Lizzie was never real to begin with, or that Joel has a half-decent noise gate on his microphone. There are no other options.
@_.-Skitterbug-._
Ай бұрын
Or she shook her head@@discochaotica
@ash.9488
Ай бұрын
Time?
@cryoslimeenjoyer1626
Ай бұрын
@@discochaoticaq🎉e3e
I like how Scar listens to the hold music gladly, and Joel listens to one note and crit hits Grian with his sword.
@gristen
Ай бұрын
im amazed that joel didnt just straight up kill him lol. this was him holding back 😂
@Ixarus6713
Ай бұрын
MOTHER! I'M GOING TO BE LATE TO DINNER TOO! I'M STILL AT THE PERMIT OFFICE!! 😭😭
@BlueBanana.
Ай бұрын
I mean it worked
@BlueBanana.
Ай бұрын
@@gristen he must’ve gotten close though
@Shortnamesareoverrated
Ай бұрын
lol that’s what i was thinking😂
I CANT WITH JOELS CHESTPLATE NAME “Hides my bobs” 😭😭😂
@Wonderhoyperson_
Ай бұрын
😭😭😭
@theawecat27
Ай бұрын
i had to go back in the video hshah
18:27 it took me a second to realise bdubs was making the horse death noise and not just howling in anguish at Joel's hobbies
I love how Joel does his best to make every single intro different and unique from each other while all of them hold the same amount of silly quirkiness
@YonathanPalomino-dy1sp
Ай бұрын
I hate you I just wanted to see Joel suffer with permits and now I have to see the other intros so I have to watch the videos have a nice day
@Melody_Dragons_
Ай бұрын
He puts in so much effort big man Joel
@lilypainter666
Ай бұрын
Effort Joel
@mysticfox9718
Ай бұрын
I love that too! When you see Joel’s intros. None of them are the same! They are different! Which shows his creativity and quirkness too 😁
@jamfoxxy4432
Ай бұрын
JOEL SMALLISHBEANS??? HEARTING MY COMMENT?? I MIGHT DIE
Joel trying to put the obsessed with Etho bit on gem lol 😭 it’s too late Joel- you can’t go back now. Great vid tho! ❤️
@bobosaurus331
Ай бұрын
Honestly though, who isn’t?
@BewareOfMpreg
Ай бұрын
Everyone is obsessed with etho, he’s not wrong.
@IDKisReal2401
Ай бұрын
@@BewareOfMpreg Except Joel in that case it's the other way around (real)
@stephenrose4167
Ай бұрын
#35 on trending for gaming on 3/16/24
@holo8282
Ай бұрын
@stephenrose4167 it's now number 10
Joel: "maybe you should finish the inside of the permit office" Grian: "careful with your words now" Grian took that personally 😂
@andregames6117
Ай бұрын
What’s funny about that,iIs that both Grian and Joel hate doing interiors
@rudrodeepchatterjee
Ай бұрын
@@andregames6117 what do you think would happen if you told a person(who puts you on hold for asking a question) to work on the office interior?
@andregames6117
Ай бұрын
@@rudrodeepchatterjee looking back at my comment I don’t know where that “?” Came from. Me I’ll probably do something petty, or ignore it depending if I’m listening to the Holy Spirit, voice or not
Every other Hermit Ever: *Makes fun googly eyes* Joel's eyes: "Be careful when you gaze too long into the abyss for the abyss also gazes into you".
Cleo was so impressed with the squid! Youre now her favourite person 🎉
@DehCookiPleb
Ай бұрын
She hasn't posted another episode yet. Was it on stream or apart of another hermits video?
@JoelsBiggestFan
Ай бұрын
@@DehCookiPlebheres the link! m.twitch.tv/clip/PrettyAnimatedNikudonPeanutButterJellyTime-xXrYlya0i9fjEzbb
@the7thsamurai676
Ай бұрын
@@DehCookiPleblast night's stream there is a clip on twitch
@godzread8330
Ай бұрын
@@the7thsamurai676 For those searching or wanting to see: start the stream from around 1:43:53
@StolenFantasy
Ай бұрын
Timestamp was around 1 hour and 44 mins for those interested
Joel just going violent over the opening hours of the permit office is fun and especially if you have seen scar suffering for that same reason
@boppertron4929
Ай бұрын
I can't wait to see Grian's end, because I think he wrote up that "have you called your viewers idiots" question not knowing that's just a thing Joel does.
@gristen
Ай бұрын
@@boppertron4929no he definitely knows lol. he's good friends with joel irl and probably watches his videos. they even went on a ski trip together not that long ago
@Roin_robin87
Ай бұрын
@@shreksmI why have u commented on EVERY COMMENT
@otyugsdisplacerbeasts7943
Ай бұрын
I love how Joel is just not taking any of Grian's crap LMAO
@chicabear
Ай бұрын
@@boppertron4929I saw Grian's pov before this. Going from Grian's hysterical laughter to Joel's frustration is hilarious
Grian: "I'm gonna have to put you on hold." Joel: _Ring Ring? Who's there? OH it's me Joel's Sword._ Never has a sword been better named. I suggest that next time you follow through rather than stopping at one ring-ring. 🗡 Perhaps look into (or hire a redstoner for) a shulker packer for your glow ink farm, since you say it's always overflowing. 🐍
I love how Scar was very very patiently waiting throughout all the ''Put on Hold'' bits when he was asking the permit office for something, and *8:53* meanwhile there's Joel who ripped the disk from the box and rather angrily started slashing Grian with a sword. Shows the personalities of these so well, Scar's patient and controlled misery versus Joel's unadulterated wrath.
I feel like Joel's Glow Squid is the equivalent of one of those red inflatable men you find outside car dealerships-
@goopydroop
Ай бұрын
They're called wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, actually
@ShamIsClueless
Ай бұрын
@@goopydroop my mistake xD
Form MRVSHEP07 mean Mycelium resistance VS H.E.P Season 7!
@rhinastocroc-boulet5189
Ай бұрын
Only need the 08 and 09 form then.
@Eden_Brew
Ай бұрын
thank you, I knew it was a reference so I was sifting through the comments to find someone who knew it
@DaMooKing
Ай бұрын
MISTMB08 and EHC09. See if you can figure what I’m referring to in each season
@Eden_Brew
Ай бұрын
@@DaMooKing mumbo is the moon big (I already made that reference under grians vid XD) but I have no clue on the other
@DaMooKing
Ай бұрын
@@Eden_Brewit’s the empire hermitcraft crossover
1:13 Bdubs height on the wall with joels is absolute gold. IM CRYING
@sleepyavo
Ай бұрын
LOOOL ty for writing this, i didn't notice!
@HereForThePunch01
Ай бұрын
And later in the video when Bdubs is standing right next to it, completely unaware 😂
@Melody-it-Up
Ай бұрын
@@HereForThePunch01 the horse heads kept him busy lol
MRVSHEP07 as the form name is SUCH A SLICK callback lmao (It's a reference to the Season 7 Turf War, Mycelium Resistance versus Hermitcraft Environment Protection, for those who don't get it)
@whatsmynameagain8528
Ай бұрын
nice one
@kiratwo4u
Ай бұрын
something tells me you figured this out quickly
@misskitty8674
Ай бұрын
And MJYAAFK06 is a referance to Season 6. "Mumbo Jumbo you are AFK"
fun fact: cleo was very proud of joel when she saw the glow squid armour stand work. you can find the clip on her stream.
@itzshannon_here5649
Ай бұрын
do u have a timestamp??
@linfoxof2013
Ай бұрын
It's around 1.44 on her stream
@ink-capmushrooomz
Ай бұрын
@@linfoxof2013on twitch?
Sometimes I worry that Joel somehow miraculously got normal between episodes, and then five seconds into his video I am filled with relief.
@sistersidney_
Ай бұрын
💀💀💀
@juliusroman8616
Ай бұрын
the like number is perfect
Grian: I'm gonna have to put you on hold Scar: *waits patiently* Joel: *takes his disc and sets him on fire with his sword*
Joel is an absolute icon. I love the tool and armor names, I love the """manic energy""" and just unapologetically doing his own thing. 10/10.
17:57 ...two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apa-
@royallygray
Ай бұрын
-rt ‘cause they’re not gay-
@theforestofoak
Ай бұрын
...that's not 5 feet 😳
@nataliaentalia
Ай бұрын
@@theforestofoakthey are probably like 3,5-4 feet apart
@tyranisoar7401
Ай бұрын
@@theforestofoakeach block is 1 meter, which is a little over 3 feet. they look about 2 blocks away from each other which would mean they’re about 6 feet away from each other, so yeah, they are about 5 feet apart.
@kinda_cold_in_the_closet
Ай бұрын
@@tyranisoar7401 yeah this is big brain time 🧠🧠🧠
I love how you said maybe if i make a good shop ppl will buy youur ink and Xisuma purchased your ink because he liked the shop and the squid in the window
@tamarabikic3217
Ай бұрын
Cleo even bought 9 stacks because she liked the armor stand work
@profparadox9871
Ай бұрын
I think keralis also bought 1
@mz_mahid
Ай бұрын
I think ren too.
*Name for Joel's Cyberpunk base ideas:* - "Neon Nexus" - "Joel's Cyberplex" - "SakuraTech" - "CyberSakura" - NeonSamurai Sanctuary" - "NeoTokyo" Hope Joel notices 🙀🙀😼
I just love how different of a customer Joel is comapred to Scar 🤣🤣 8:51
Watching Grian's POV and then watching the other hermits try to get permits is simultaneously hilarious and incredibly frustrating
@souplife1
Ай бұрын
yeah I think we need to call False in to rough him up a bit.
4:51 NOOO! Missed op to call it “Glow with Joe-L”
@T3kRazor
Ай бұрын
You mean "Glow-L with Joe-L"
@ctq.jenY99
Ай бұрын
No no, you mean "Glow-L with Yoe-L"
@KayleeIkpunobi
Ай бұрын
If his name was joe that would be so much better
@boyheadandbreanna63
Ай бұрын
@@KayleeIkpunobiwe have one Joe already
Look at how nervous Bdubs' horse is at Joel's base. It knows
@EmeraldsFire
Ай бұрын
What I was thinking 😂
@NachtAsile
Ай бұрын
Knows what?
@confused_ufo
Ай бұрын
@@NachtAsilejoel’s been killing the horses on the server
@NachtAsile
Ай бұрын
@@confused_ufo omg 😭 Stacy would die if she saw this
"My wife approves of it, and that's all that matters. So, screw you guys!" A bit hostile, yet so wholesome.
I’m loving this season, not only because big man Joel is in it, but also because its also a lot more laid back, but also with a lot more episodes. Its awesome Edit: and all the hermits working together more, as said by @Dyrgos below
@Dyrgos
Ай бұрын
also a lot more working toghetter and involving each other
@LightningfoxxyMC
Ай бұрын
@@Dyrgos oh of course
watching a Joel hermitcraft video is liking a rollercoaster. one second he's building, jumping around, being quirky and unique, the next he's losing his mind and being a maniac. and in a few seconds he'll call you stupid. these videos are my reason to live
bdubs and joel are like parallels between the horses the vibes and the etho obsession
Scar suffering through being put on hold while Joel just went “no” and turned the music off is hilarious 😂😂 Scar will go along with the bit but Joel has STUFF TO GET DONE!
I love watching Grian's pov because he specifically made the permit office to be as difficult as possible and its the funniest thing watching the other hermits struggle XD
Not joel traumatizing bdubbs with the horse heads 😭
can we get a "you sick freak" horn? i think gem would utilize it wonderfully
Bdubs and Joel go together like butter and bread, like tea and biscuits... Your hermitcraft episodes make me beam happiness and giddiness ! P.S. Hello Jeremy, looking shiny !
The ad makes impulse look like a victim of the other members of magical mountain
It seems like everytime I watch you and the other hermits, my inspiration grows drastically.
@fantaguyreal
Ай бұрын
Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु………
@tyranisoar7401
Ай бұрын
@@fantaguyreala bot threatening people for subscribers. new low.
@AceOfBlackjack
Ай бұрын
@@tyranisoar7401Been around for two years…
@tyranisoar7401
Ай бұрын
@@AceOfBlackjackI've seen the bots before, obviously, just not threatening ones brfore
@rust5427
Ай бұрын
Thank you, i really wanna die @@fantaguyreal
The squid that Joel made for his shop is so good! Very impressive and is perfect for his shop. It's cute because the white candles make it look like the squid is wearing a pair of socks. 😊 My headcanon name for the squid is now Socks. 😄😊
Grian as Government: *play the hold song* Scar waiting - Calling for help *play the hold song* Joel waiting - DIE!
Grians and Joels gremlin energys match so well
Funniest HC episode yet? This just might be! Honestly every time Joel gets frustrated and annoyed it makes me laugh. Him failing to kill people on the Life series and gradually losing his mind is what made me a fan
Wow. We all thought Grian would meet his match in Doc having trained his whole life in German bureaucracy but nope. It was Joel. With a short temper XD
Joel: ''I dont even want it anymore... I dont even care.'' Grian: ''AND THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE'' 🤣
2 Joel episodes in the past 3 days, let’s goooo
@fantaguyreal
Ай бұрын
Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु………..
@markgrochowski7934
Ай бұрын
I was thinking the same thing. I was surprised to see the video today. I guess Joel really loves us even though he speaks mean to us.;)
@superiorfox6
Ай бұрын
@@fantaguyrealNo I actually wont I don’t subscribe to beggars
@florerial
Ай бұрын
@@fantaguyrealdying actually sounds pretty lit. thanks.
@Nora-oz9vi
Ай бұрын
@fantaguyreal. It translates to "you are a like beggar shut up"
17:58 two broos chillin' in a hot tuub five feet apart cause they're not gay
@ari4311
Ай бұрын
i went to the timed comments to find this exact comment lmao
Joel is Ethos fan but all his sarcasm melts away with Bdubs
I love the difference between scar and jpel when it comes to patience and respect. Scar: respects grian's shenanigans and patiently waits for the music to end. Joel: "WE'RE NOT DOING THIS" takes the disc, and whacks grian. Patience GONE. 😂🤣
0:22 okay unsolicited advice if it is really bothering you that much, it can be a sign you’re using too much -conditioner-Softener-detergent- something like that on your laundry and towels. I noticed it on my towels after a shower and had to start using less and safer ingredients lol! Remember (in America) you only need like 2 tbs of detergent to wash your clothes I promise!
@justcallmeness
Ай бұрын
I was nodding my head! I'm allergic to fabric softener!
@Rentta
Ай бұрын
This is why i only use vinegar as a "softener".
19:34 THE SCREENSHOT OMG Also straight up i love how you just threatened Grian
Bdubs horse is a paid actor, first it looks at the horse head then scared for its life on bdubs. @ 17:47
I have seen Xisuma and Etho had a conversation earlier today, now the two all-about-details builders (BDubs and Joel) are chatting!? My heart can't take it!
Not joel calling out the magical mountain people I think joel and gem can share the epithet of having an obsession with etho :>
That glow squid is Cleo approved! She's so impressed by it.
Joel asking Lizzie for her approval and saying that he cares only about her opinion is so cute ❤
Joel is killing it this season. So good.
Seeing the 2 best builders on the server talk and bounce ideas off each others is really something
@Bradboss10
Ай бұрын
Idk, keralis is pretty good
@0rion-1665
Ай бұрын
@@Bradboss10 that’s fair, I think Joel, bdubs,keralis and scar are all interchangeable for the best builders
@Bradboss10
Ай бұрын
@@0rion-1665 yeah, but in the end, they’re all (well most) are better than me
@0rion-1665
Ай бұрын
@@Bradboss10 same here lol
@charlottenelken
Ай бұрын
@@0rion-1665 surely Pearl is up there as well.
“Someone obsessed with Etho” Joel’s talking about himself isn’t he
You can tell Joel is spending more time editing just by the intro (SET THE PERMIT OFFICE ON FIRE!!!)
JOEL since you need to sell honey blocks maybe you could consider building a “glue factory” considering their extremely Normal association with horses
Lizzie coming for even a few seconds for joel melts my heart
Smallishbeans is my new favorite hermit❤
@fantaguyreal
Ай бұрын
Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु………..
@nyaahong
Ай бұрын
One of us one of us one of us one of us
Name idea just from you and bdubz hanging out. You know some places have a little Tokyo.....how about Smallish Tokyo?
It's very progressive of the Permit Office to offer equal employment opportunities for the criminally insane 😂
Someone should build a very silly hat on the Permit Office. Maybe a clown hat and a big red nose.
Everyone going nuts over Joel's reaction to the Permit office, while I'm laughing at Bdubs seeing all the "accidents" scattered around Joel's base.
8:56 Joel's going full french style against the government he's the new grian 🤘🏽😈
JOELS CHESTPLATE NAME 😭😭 8:41
Making the eyes first, then having you run on the lines is low key brilliant. Witness me skull.
i was JUST thinking about joel while watching scars vod omg
@stelmaria8991
Ай бұрын
I literally just finished scar's vod and then I saw this
@farmerchuck7294
Ай бұрын
omg guys i found ethos alt account
3:37 that laugh cut felt so Lizzie, and she was right there too LMAO
Bdubs "WHATS IN YOUR HAAAANND?!?!" was the same energy as "WHATS IN THE BOX?!?!?!" by Brad Pitt in Se7en
That glow squid is actually adorable omg
The height lines sent me 19:29
Joel bullying Grian into opening the permit office is a highlight of the video
Punish Grian for his limited working hours by visiting him every Sunday between 2 and three and give him a bunch of busy work so he has to be there for the full shift.
I love the bdubs vs Joel height chart made me laugh so much
18:02 missed the chance to quote the iconic “two bros chilling in a hot tub” 😂😂
I think you should start some bad blood with the permit office by selling bootleg permits behind the office in a shady back alley
At 21:23 you can see grian working on his red stone while Joel does the lapse
Seriously impressed by how much Joel puts efforts into his intros. It's fun
The glow squid you made is actually adorable. I will cherish it forever
I love how Lizzie was right with him❤ and how she IMMEDIATELY said no to material gathering montage😂😂
12:45 Grian should have given him a form to request a new form to be created.
3:33 "My wife says it's good because she's right behind me and that's all I care about" AWWWW
0:47 LOL. Seems like someones projecting
"my wife says its good and thats all i care about." king, you dropped this. 👑
Joel being put on hold is the funniest thing ever😂
This is by far my favorite hermitcraft episode
19:36 look at the signs buds didn’t notice 😂
3:30 Honestly if Lizzy ever told me MY build looked good I wouldn't care about any other opinion ever lol
Joel is spoiling us with all these hermitcraft episodes omg
21:32 HAHAHAHAHA *Laughs uncontrollably, slams fist on table*
The intros, montages and timelapses, the visual jokes, everything about the editing in these videos is just insane (in a good way, quote iskall)
Two guys in a bath, five blocks apart because they're happily married :)
Is it currently Halloween, 😄 because Joel giving Bdubs a tour of his stunning cyberpunk base was more so giving 'Haunted House Experience' for Bdubs with all those 'happy little accidents'/'sad, miserable, depressing accidents'. 😂 Such a funny sequence with them both.