The alien's message: "We've been trying to reach you about your planet's extended warranty..."

@SpicyMang0s

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@EvanM32

2 жыл бұрын

*blows up planet

@sibixavier5584

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@cameronwright8634

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@_S_Z

2 жыл бұрын

Lol 🤣

I feel like our understanding of aliens or extraterrestrials is too reliant on movies and video games

@thafinessekid7879

2 жыл бұрын

100%

@phillip_iv_planetking6354

2 жыл бұрын

Where do you think they got most of their ideas?

@cesar_yf2637

2 жыл бұрын

What else do we have? If not for movies or games we have nothing on them.

@astralguardoriginal

2 жыл бұрын

We're going to probably be the alien invaders

@SamtheIrishexan

2 жыл бұрын

We are extraterrestrial in nature

45 minutes after contact: Toilet paper is sold-out world-wide.

@Amygondor

2 ай бұрын

can't have the aliens using it up, you know? toilet paper is for humans only.

@navilandinator4479

Ай бұрын

💀

@mohann2289

Ай бұрын

Do you mean Usa and Europe

@Amygondor

Ай бұрын

toilet paper virgins vs bidet chads.

@triceteam904

Ай бұрын

@@Amygondor Bidet > Paper all day long!

Their portrayal of the SOD hanging up on them, then rudely demanding why they didn't inform him seemed pretty accurate. 🤣

We could be getting invaded by aliens and my boss would STILL want me to come to work.

@loboblanco4426

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you, I really needed this post!

@TheLenzor

2 жыл бұрын

He'd be like, no it's not covid so you need to come in

@cloudboy08

2 жыл бұрын

if nobody would work that day the world would fail

@nickniehaus1763

2 жыл бұрын

Even through martial law

@markcab2055

2 жыл бұрын

LOL good one.

If aliens ever attacked earth, my first question would be “which sci-fi film came the closest?”

@misterhappy5462

2 жыл бұрын

..hopefully not "aliens" the sequel 😨

@orlandokelly5305

2 жыл бұрын

War of the world, or Prometheus

@karlvonbahnhof6594

2 жыл бұрын

10 Cloverfield Lane

@Devon_M.

2 жыл бұрын

Independence Day....probably.

@jayfromcali7091

2 жыл бұрын

Great question I'd have to lean towards independence day or eternals

The thought of the world’s nations coming together for once and taking a stand as one is generally pleasing

@laurentiat5312

9 ай бұрын

Except for the idea of a common enemy is the only thing that seems to be able to unite the world.

@kevinoverbeck4250

9 ай бұрын

That happened in a Twilight Zone episode 'A small talent for war'. It was an amazing episode.

@nickgray6305

9 ай бұрын

We all know Joe Biden would only work with other nations if him and his son got a few million. There’s no way he’d do anything good for the country for free

@hashtag9990

9 ай бұрын

@@laurentiat5312 so do you want to make a common enemy for the sake of humanity?

@JUST-UK-JAY

9 ай бұрын

Why would they when WAR makes so much money for the arms dealers and ammo dealers who sell to both sides. And big bombs help with population control. It wont happen until the New World Order has taken full effect with MANY of us dead !

The first two hours humans will be looting Walgreens and CVS , stealing ice cream and cigarettes. Carrying flatscreen out of Walmart.

"If humans can't have the planet, no one can." The Imperium Approves 👍

@kingzcomparison3683

2 жыл бұрын

We will nuke the planet so nobody can have it

@PerfectionHunter

2 жыл бұрын

"Do not allow any guise of sentience to stay your hand, for there can be no hesitation when the survival of humanity as a species is at stake." ~ Inquisitor Kartize, Ordo Xenos

@PerfectionHunter

2 жыл бұрын

"A man who has nothing can still have faith, and a man who has nothing can still offer his life. Success is measured in blood, yours or your enemies. Only in death does duty end." ~The Imperial Guard

@eoagr1780

2 жыл бұрын

"He who allows the alien to live shares in the crime of its existence." ~Inquisitor Apollyon, Ordo Xenos.

@dynamicflashy

2 жыл бұрын

I, for one, would welcome our new alien overlords. Nukes? Not in my name.

“Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

@PsiIIyCybin

2 жыл бұрын

I honestly would find it much scarier if we were the only ones to exist

@Adam_Marshall

2 жыл бұрын

Steven hawking said humans will mostly hit a technology wall and that will end us way before we find other life forms

@Nicitel94

2 жыл бұрын

If we knew we are alone, we'd just look up at the Universe and say "It's free real estate!" and progress not much faster towards up there than we do now. There would also be no competition but ourselves, the Humanity, so we would have really no reason to unite.

@user-nw8be4dl3o

2 жыл бұрын

Didn't Carl Sagan said that ? Or maybe Einstein,yes , Einstein said every quote on the internet

@Fuji_9.63

Жыл бұрын

neither is terrifying .

Lol the first 8 minutes is a whole movie in itself

If a ship was detected approaching Earth then it is a pretty sure bet it is hostile. They are obviously intelligent and therefore would know the stress it would cause on the less technologically advanced specie by coming unannounced. It would be like walking into a stranger's bedroom in the middle of the night rather than knocking on the door.

@Jay-cn3js

8 ай бұрын

Not pretty sure, 100% oh yeah, if our warning that Aliens r coming is we can see them coming, were fuked!

@nachtschadedoggerbank1089

5 ай бұрын

Well, knocking on a door... I remember me something about something that happened a few years ago in the USA. A guy had a car-accident and survived this. Wounded he came to a house, knocked on the door, and got shot by the owner of the house. So, also not so wise for an alien to come this way to earth... 😰

@The1stDukeDroklar

5 ай бұрын

@@nachtschadedoggerbank1089 The "knocking on the front door" is my analogy for a long-distance communication, possibly from the kyper belt or even the port cloud, but NOT while approaching Earth within our solar system.

@notjustforme8857

4 ай бұрын

You are assuming our way of thinking here. Perhaps they have no actual concept of making oneself known. Perhaps just going places is their thing. Perhaps they were sending strong mind signals all year long, and they wondered why nobody answered. Perhaps we are the first planet with life they have ever seen, and perhaps they thought they were all alone, just cruising around looking for a nice spot to chill. There could be countless reasons for flying around in a spaceship. Assuming a species to be warlike, just because we are, well. That's very human indeed.

@justgaming2600

2 ай бұрын

can be rest assured hostile aliens wouldnt come at all, if you think a hostile alien take over would involve presence, ships blasting lazers and sending boots on the ground then im not sure what to say. As a futuristic being to a caveman, would i need a gun to take over/eradicate his land? Kinda like taking out a 10 gauge for an ants nest or wasps nest, ermmm yeah eventually it would work, but would be messy, time consuming and basically unnecessary waste of resource whilst X amount of light years away from your home.....

If aliens have the technology to travel between stars, there is no way we could win a war with them.

@mujtaba8302

2 жыл бұрын

If aliens have the tech to travel between the stars, trust me they're not dangerous, only such civilization could go that far that dont support wars and chaos

@Hooyahfish

2 жыл бұрын

@@mujtaba8302 that’s not solid logic. It’s only logical to think aliens would have more advanced technology than humans and that if they were violent; they would destroy us all.

@chadrowe8452

2 жыл бұрын

Define "win"

@Nonamelol.

2 жыл бұрын

@@chadrowe8452 well in this context, neutralize all their invasion attempts.

@starxedit26

2 жыл бұрын

truee

My favorite theory about hostile aliens is that we'll never get a chance to fight them. They'll park out in the Oort cloud, aim several large objects from the cloud at Earth and wait for them to wipe out civilization. The few humans that survive would not have the resources to even mount a feeble defense.

@PunkRockNerd10171

2 жыл бұрын

bingo. Less dramatic but more realistic

@erathen6311

2 жыл бұрын

Or they could just develop a virus and wait it out…

@rayoflight62

2 жыл бұрын

We can accelerate objects at orbital speeds (7 km /s), while an advanced civilisation could accelerate objects at the Galactic speeds (200 km/s). Being hit by something at that speed has undescribable effects; a good example would be the shot fired by Moff Tarkin's battlestation at Aldeeran...

@rjgoniea

2 жыл бұрын

@@rayoflight62 Yes, they probably could fire something that fast. However if their goal is to capture the planet for its resources they're not going to fire something fast enough to obliterate the planet.* Several smaller, slower moving objects aimed at points around the globe would maximize fatalities without cataclysmic damage such as punching a hole through the earth's crust. *Imagine the commander of the mission reporting he destroyed the planet: Commander: Sir, we engaged operations at sector 8472 as ordered. Alien Leader: Excellent! How soon can we send our colony ships? C: Your excellency there might be a slight problem in that regard. AL: What kind of problem? C: Well sir, one of our junior technicians assigned to operate the mass drivers made a small mistake. AL: Define small 😡 C: Instead of setting the driver speed to 20km/s, he accidently put in 200km/s AL: (angrily) So you're saying the target planet was.. C: Obliterated, yes sir. There is now a second asteroid belt in that star system. Sir, It's not a total loss, there's lots of material recoverable from the debris! AL: Big deal! Our information on that planet said it had beautiful beaches on par with any in the galaxy! Now where am I going to hold the next intergalactic beauty pageant? I promised a new venue now I've got nothing! C: I don't know what to say sir other than I apologize for the actions of my team. AL: Consider this your resignation Commander. And I want that junior technician on the next ship to the garbage planet of sector 27. C: Yes sir.

@MikeSmith-vl5em

2 жыл бұрын

Why not just drop a pathogen or zombie virus and let us wipe ourselves out and then come down and deactivate whatever they dropped and take our planet as it is so they can harvest the planet

This guy literally things about everything. All his videos are amazing

@cd3949

7 ай бұрын

Too bad he thinks Hubble has thrusters lol

@dailynico

4 ай бұрын

@@cd3949 reaction wheels

I liked the panicky people / silhouettes running for shelter in the background. 😂😂😂😂😂

@tanner953

2 ай бұрын

the urgency was serious 😂😂😂😂

The fact Hubble is still functional is a true modern marvel

@c4b0ombazzist90

2 жыл бұрын

Much to be said about Voyager too.

@lowkeyben

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus never gave us up, Let us down,run us around and desert us... that's why we should live him😸♥️

@jmtrad1906

2 жыл бұрын

XCOM will protect us

@thekingofmemes1922

2 жыл бұрын

@@lowkeyben other than not spelling that right how did Jesus help you lately

@ThePauseNow

2 жыл бұрын

@@lowkeyben jesus was kidnapped by the aliens and has been getting probed for 2000 years

If confronted by aliens, who mastered space/time dilation, can you imagine what their military would be like? They would more likely send drones to get an idea of what's on earth first (living beings, atmosphere, etc).

@Tdr-jv2nc

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe the things that are being picked up by Military pilots are some type of alien drone

@lazysunside

2 жыл бұрын

And their first words would be “Do not be afraid. I bring you good news that will cause great joy for all the people. We come in..” “What? No I’m not an ang..oh they are groveling..oh dear..”

@dao1breed894

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tdr-jv2nc been saying this those are not manned ships they are drones like how we use satellites to look at planets theirs are just more advance

@1969biohazard

2 жыл бұрын

That makes sense. So this contact is only after extensive surveillance has already been done.

@Maniacsface

2 жыл бұрын

Yes they would have zero reason to be there physically.

5:40 Boris Johnson 😂 👌 💯

@andymouse

4 ай бұрын

LOL !!

14:36 "We don't want to destroy ourselves in the process of fighting off the alien threat"...I think you give humanity way too much credit there.

What would be funny is if there was just 1 young alien that took his Parents space ship out without telling them.

@michaelgallagher7338

2 жыл бұрын

Is there a movie about that? If not that's a good idea🤣

@SpicyMang0s

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelgallagher7338 pretty sure that’s a movie lol

@tnauji9861

2 жыл бұрын

chicken little 😂

@SmokeyChipOatley

2 жыл бұрын

“Good Evening, I am ¥£€§£€ \\¥£{{¥£ and we have breaking news to report. It appears a rebel youth, still under legal supervision of both parental units has broken protocol and has entered a restricted planet on the outer reaches of the local sector. The 3rd planet from its host star known by its wild inhabitants as “EARTH” is home to exotic wildlife and notably an invasive semi-intelligent race of violent savages also known as “HUMANS”. It is yet unclear if the arrival of the rebel youth has severely negatively impacted the previously uncontacted and intellectually inferior tribe of HUMANS. Prior attempts to eradicate the invasive species proved unsuccessful by the galactic confederation (ALL HAIL!). Subsequent legislation had deemed the planet and the inhabitants as off limits as to avoid sending them into a state of shock and horror as a result of witnessing our superior intellect and far superior technology. We will continue to follow the developing story. Now over to §|||§{{ [^[^

@cannonball5515

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe this the alien way of egging or TP'ing our house.

As a retired Marine, pretty sure someone in the Corps will try to sleep with it... just saying!

@nettyballball497

2 жыл бұрын

Why u say that??

@timelord862

2 жыл бұрын

W.t.h?

@aetheralmeowstic2392

2 жыл бұрын

Clap dem alien cheeks!

@brandondavis7777

2 жыл бұрын

When the US says "send in the Marines" we mean it.

@seanm7539

2 жыл бұрын

💀🤣

This sounds like a great movie plot! LOL

@neoleonor7140

Ай бұрын

Independence day

Love these first contact scenarios!

@phantomblindsight907

Ай бұрын

yes, but what about last contact? Is there still a scenario.

we are prepared for aliens but what if we find other humans?

@TylerGH

2 жыл бұрын

we'd probably get along just fine if its the same species

@acommentingpotato9170

2 жыл бұрын

No, no no. Please no. That’s worse

@anthonydavenport7131

2 жыл бұрын

That would be the end of us.

@oompaloompa3763

2 жыл бұрын

Bigfoot apparently wants nothing to do with us.

@cl9408

2 жыл бұрын

Did you mean humanoid type aliens?

If aliens wanted to eliminate us, we wouldn't know what hit us, we'd just be gone.

@peaceandloveusa6656

2 жыл бұрын

^ This. I remember I came up with a story as a kid that was just a series of simulations of how aliens could wipe us out. In none of them did we ever realize we were under attack. If I could come up with so many ways of killing humanity/the planet without ever making contact, how much more ways can an advanced alien civilization come up with? I would be sorely disappointed if they did a Mars Attacks/Independence Day style invasion. Do a fly by and go about your day if you want to eliminate the threat.

@harrywalker5836

2 жыл бұрын

we were supposed to be gone 13,000 yrs ago. they created us,,& the flood. we were there workers. enki, saved man kind, not noah..

@dontwanbemuggle

2 жыл бұрын

exactly

@Adam_Marshall

2 жыл бұрын

There is nothing here for aliens resource wise humans have nearly used it up. Maybe our water but there is plenty of hydrogen and oxygen in universe

@muertez666

2 жыл бұрын

people can’t admit this but its true

We need to contact the president LOL. Hope he's not eating ice-cream.

@johnraumjr6383

25 күн бұрын

Rather him being eating ice cream instead of being in jail

I love how optimistic the first scenario and how very real and likely the second one was 😂

Imagine all this happens but the alien ship flys past but broadcasts a message that translates to “Run”.

@stiandalby3271

3 ай бұрын

Nice, that should be in a movie

The first thing I would do after getting that signal will be to take a restroom break, get some coffee and recheck the data. That will take an hour at least.

@gp37521

3 ай бұрын

For the bathroom?

Ok but I haven't watched a lot of your videos but so far I am deeply impressed. This is a high quality script like really freaking good. Whoever writes this should get a raise or work for a big media company or their own movie or tv show seriously. I was just engrossed into the story and I loved every second of it. Thank you

@patrickdoyle9369

5 ай бұрын

You say this impress's you, ? It's all wrong bud and i would not pay these people in broken washers to do any thought process for me. If Aliens ever came to Earth don't you think that if they were coming in peace they themselves would contact us also.. Think about it, if you visited another world and found aliens you' would not just fly in and land would you. You'd make contact first. I don't go up the road and let myself in to my neighbours home to say hi, i knock on the door first and await for an answer.

@schrodingersgat66

5 ай бұрын

Sounds like a great script, right? I can picture... Will Smith as a fighter pilot who survived the first attack and fights back. And maybe Jeff Goldblum? As the lazy genius that figures out how to save us all...

Basically an alien arrival would show just how confused and small we are in the universe.

@ManojKumar-op7ot

8 ай бұрын

☝

"If humans can't have the planet, no one can." *True*

@topdollar5336

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure interstellar travel tech would have no problem fixing our mess.

@blueflames4256

2 жыл бұрын

Like Japan once said no surrender!

@watcher805

2 жыл бұрын

It isn't our choice.

@bfg5291

2 жыл бұрын

"we'll defend this rock, or sentence it to 1,000 years of desolation"

@SL1CEND1CEN

2 жыл бұрын

If aliens visited earth, they could manipulate humans into working for mega corporations to do labour for them so they could make humans mine resources for them with nobody knowing. Win win

Aliens have not made themselves known to us because they know how persistent telemarketers can be.

@elsapoelsapo1821

Жыл бұрын

🤔 I thought because they was wearing glow in the dark Thongs

@stanleybochenek1862

Жыл бұрын

No it’s because the foreign countries are weird

@stanleybochenek1862

11 ай бұрын

@@-.-.-.-.-.---.----....-_- america ain’t that bad i think it’s the government or something :/

@zyeborm

5 ай бұрын

Hello I'm calling about your flying saucers extended warranty

@Henrik.Yngvesson

4 ай бұрын

"Hello this is Spacrosoft calling, there is a problem with you spacecontiniumtranfunctioner and I'm here to help you" 🤣

That's a really efficient first five minutes

I love how the aliens all have huge bug eyes.

It would be like walking up to an ant hill and all the ants throw little tiny pebbles at you then light themselves on fire.

@nicolechafetz3904

2 жыл бұрын

Huh?

@floseatyard8063

Жыл бұрын

Yeah true lol

@willchristie2650

Жыл бұрын

@@nicolechafetz3904 It is called a metaphor.

@nicolechafetz3904

Жыл бұрын

@@willchristie2650 Yeah. I’m in English minor. I know where the metaphor is and I know it’s a metaphor but I’m not sure who are the ants and what’s burning up what. It might be a metaphor, but if you’re saying that the aliens approach and we end up killing ourselves…. OK I guess it could happen accidentally.

@nicolechafetz3904

Жыл бұрын

@@willchristie2650 I am an English minor I know what a metaphor is. Just a sorta tortured one. But I guess we could become so Faribault during first contact that we eliminate our entire human species on accident

The Aliens know we are here and it's not too hard to believe that they are avoiding us.

@jaredchampagne2752

2 жыл бұрын

They probably know that making contact in a peaceful way and not cause huge drama to unfold among us would be extremely difficult, so they are trying to find out a way to come in peace without causing mass hysteria. A life form that could travel through space, would be smart enough to know those basic principles of a society.

@asmitsharma70

2 жыл бұрын

Aliens r secretly in Touch with USA and Israeli Government. Haim Eshid who headed Israel Space Security Programme for 30 years he said he further added "Humanity is not Ready Yet"

@calvinking1663

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaredchampagne2752 they did this in the 40s already.

@harrywalker5836

2 жыл бұрын

there in cahoots with the gov,s. we are a kept spieces.

@dufo4766

Жыл бұрын

@@jaredchampagne2752 I couldn;t sgree more

There's no reason for aliens to contact Earth at this time. Maybe in another two hundred to five hundred years they might want to communicate with us if we're still around

The algorithm is algorithming

@fish_n_chips1411

10 ай бұрын

Real

@matopgaming8858

6 ай бұрын

the brain is braining

"Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic". Aka, if Aliens actually did invade earth, they'd be literal wizards.

@egm07sh

2 жыл бұрын

lol

@brandondavis7777

2 жыл бұрын

And that's why we'd nuke the planet. lol

@cl9408

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe gods and angels are actually aliens

@egm07sh

2 жыл бұрын

@@cl9408 i'v heard it before..maybe

@watcher805

2 жыл бұрын

"Any sufficiently durable individual is indistinguishable from a god." Your point is fragile.

Most people think of contact happening in a similar way as Europeans meeting Indigenous peoples, but it’s probably more like how we interact with wild animals. You can watch videos right here on KZread of humans placing mirrors in the jungle to observe how animals react, or the animatronic gorillas placed among groups of gorillas. If there are aliens capable of interstellar travel they’d be so far advanced they’d relate, and interact with us in the same way we interact with so called wild animals. Just my opinion.

@DDlambchop43

Жыл бұрын

and an opinion I can agree with.

@JoshSweetvale

Жыл бұрын

/racks hunting rifle Wot?

@jasenq6986

Жыл бұрын

itll be more like humans and bacteria

@charlottekatakuri2865

Жыл бұрын

i gotta disagree just because there more advanced then us doesnt nessecarily mean there more intelligent and would see us as animals

@themorningdrive187

Жыл бұрын

@@charlottekatakuri2865 they aren't humans. We are probably the dumbest species in the universe.

Your thumbnail for this video made me LOL.

This is almost a decent precis of the plots of Contact and Independence Day.

Being able to coordinate multiple observatories across the planet to line up their equipment on a precise location within 4 minutes of first contact seems extremely improbable.

@JohnJohnson-yc7wv

Жыл бұрын

Very true. Let’s be real, it’s an alien contact KZread video, how about you enjoy the play time.

@carpinado3089

Жыл бұрын

Nuclear response can be done within 90 seconds, so I’m sure repositioning a satellite in 4 minutes is possible

@beentheredonethat5908

Жыл бұрын

They have many linked , and amateur units also link on their own. I know it seems like a short period of time, it's not, they are in constant communication. If one person discovers something, they tell each other and get confirmation once others see it at all, they just need the location and switch them on the computer systems

@brandonhemphill5638

Жыл бұрын

It’s called the dark knight orbits the poles. Check it out

@captainLoknar

Жыл бұрын

I loled when they aligned the Hubble telescope and got results 5 minutes after some dude got the first reading. Not sure I want to trust the rest of the video.

Hmm.. you know... once you have the technology to do interplanetary travel, getting any resources you need from space instead of diving down a gravity well is just a lot easier. Once you mastered interstellar travel, a small rock like earth has little to contribute, and enslaving some biological species which needs a biosphere to survive is.... extremely impractical when you can also build robots to do the work.

@willchristie2650

Жыл бұрын

But unique earth DNA might be very marketable. They can get rocks anywhere. But unique earth DNA might make some alien capitalist a lot of moola.

@c128stuff

Жыл бұрын

@@willchristie2650 why would that dna be usefull enough to be very marketable?

@bobbytables3675

Жыл бұрын

@@willchristie2650 WE WONT BE POPPLERS BRO

@bobbytables3675

Жыл бұрын

@@c128stuff ever heard of popplers from omicron percei 8?

@cheecharron1244

Жыл бұрын

Very thoughtful synopsis. I wonder if the human race will make it as far. I imagine we will be overwritten soon and enter a new simulation- for the thousandth time!

"The scientists must thoroughly check the signal". 1 minute later "It's aliens".

This may be a nice idea for a Hollywood movie, but reality will most likely be more mundane. If the aliens are peaceful, they'll make sure their presence is known, a long time -- years or even centuries -- before they attempt any connection, let alone a visit (assuming that is even possible). OTOH, if there is anything here which they want and we're in their way, we'd probably be gone before we even know what hit us.

I can’t imagine an alien civilization observing humans wouldn’t notice we are aggressive and destructive. Why would they think we would be peaceful?

@alicadus

2 жыл бұрын

I think that applies to all lifeforms on earth, especially if they are sentient. Have you ever seen how a cat reacts to a human when it has never had human contact? Yeah.... humans arent special in their hostility and destruction. We are just a wee bit more smart about how we bring it about

@adenmitchell7633

2 жыл бұрын

Ever seen what every other primates does?

@watcher805

2 жыл бұрын

Because we can be.

@shadw4701

2 жыл бұрын

Any intelligent species is likely to have a violent past. Sadly it's just part of nature. We are evolving past that point but some people are making it harder for humanity to overall overcome violence. I'm sure there's plenty of spacefaring species that are still very violent towards eachother

@theseed8232

2 жыл бұрын

Good point, humans are destructive and our history is stained with blood, too the riots and looting when the show up wouldn't look good. Hopefully they see less aggression and more scared little underdeveloped civilization, that and I hope they see the respect most of us would show for there technology

2:56. Love it. The number is only to be used in emergency situations yet the secretary of defense says "I’m busy , what do you want " 😂

@TheOnlyDominator

Жыл бұрын

That cracked me up 🤣🤣🤣

@GrendelSheperd

4 ай бұрын

Same. Also I hope any civilization, that makes it to us knows that the folks that managed to crawl to the top of our current system do not represent all of us.

Imagine the aliens asking to ‘ talk to your leader ‘ ... -Hi ...Donald speaking . 😂

Aliens do not need 72 hours. They need 5 minutes... "As we thought, there are no intelligent life on this planet, lets move on".

The aliens would've watched few alien movies made by this planet, and they're trying to figure how to approach the planet without humans going nuts.

@sherimatukonis6016

Жыл бұрын

Then they would have to approach children only.

@Anto_SJ13

Жыл бұрын

How about the aliens make a movie how about approach a civilization that still sticking on the ground? Well, we already have it, Avatar but we are the bad guys 😆

@VeryEvilGM

Жыл бұрын

@@Anto_SJ13 After aliens see Avatar, they're surely attack!

@cstraley

Жыл бұрын

@x aba They don't make them they just project the ideas into some numnuts director lol.

@salol18

Жыл бұрын

@x aba i,m sure alien basically just a copypaste or print human captured phone

"To serve man." "It's a cookbook, a cookbook!!!!"

@archangel1527

2 жыл бұрын

I thought of that, too.🤣

@Urza26

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no! They're eating her... and then they're going to eat me! ..... OH MY GOD!!!!

Could you imagine if they spoke English and just hit us with a "what up bro"

i love your work thank you so much for what you do and create on your channel

It is absolutely ridiculous to assume we could actually fight a species that is advanced enough to cross the vastness of the universe. One ship could easily annihilate us if they wished to.

@SuchDoge4242

Жыл бұрын

Sadly all speculation. They may be peaceful or non warfaring? Like the carthaginians.

@ynkybomber

Жыл бұрын

@@SuchDoge4242 I assume you are correct. I hope you are correct, but that doesn't really have anything to do with the OP. I am sure that the only way a species could reach that level would be to have evolved past the need for authoritarian states so that means most likely any alien visitors would be free market capitalists and as such would be inherently peaceful.

@SuchDoge4242

Жыл бұрын

@@ynkybomber it does in the sense that if they are peaceful they may actually be a potential for us to me more militarily advanced or equal to them if that isn't their primary focus. Again though this is all speculation

@ynkybomber

Жыл бұрын

@@SuchDoge4242 not possible the fact that they can fly between stars guarantees one ship could completely destroy this planet.

@SuchDoge4242

Жыл бұрын

@@ynkybomber no it doesn't. Just because Italy makes fast cars, doesn't make them good at war. They could be competent, or not. We wouldn't know til it happens. But the ability of faster travel doesn't equate to wartime abilities.

We need to develop a huge breakthrough technology that peaks the interests of aliens that might be monitoring us, they'd come down to either take it or if they are impressed by what we made they finally see us as worth helping.

@user-sp4sp2qd6p

2 жыл бұрын

Not exactly. If they come from a different planet they could easily value some mineral or element that doesn't exist on theirs like Copper etc. Think about it ... Something so simple could be like diamonds to them

@scottmune4484

2 жыл бұрын

Bad idea. It might be the last thing we do as a species. Or it could result in big leaps forward with technology they share. What a gamble.

@watcher805

2 жыл бұрын

The chances of us impressing and attracting aliens that way are low.

@williamgill5286

2 жыл бұрын

or maybe they could help us with such things if they think we deserve it and are worthy enough n wont use it to harm eachother but who knows. So many crazy possibilities when thinking theoretically. Theoretics about everything are fun and good thought exercises to think of anything about everything and what could be even if not possible by our point of view its still good to wonder

@jmtrad1906

2 жыл бұрын

The thing is, if alies can come here, there is nothing impressive we can show them.

i love the US-centric narrative - so refreshing

The Voyager 1&2 spacecraft we launched in the 1970s and have taught us a lot about our solar system. However as they are leaving the solar system shouldn't destroy them... we don't want to risk aliens tracking them back to us?

I believe that if Aliens, that have the capability of faster than light travel, are less likely to be hostile. Surely they would have destroyed themselves before evolving their technology to that level.

@PunkRockNerd10171

2 жыл бұрын

The Dark Forest Theory posits they would in fact be hostile if they did arrive here without blowing their own civilization up first of course.

@ProductofNZ

2 жыл бұрын

@@PunkRockNerd10171 yes there definitely is that possibility.

@harrywalker5836

2 жыл бұрын

about a million yrs ago, there was a war, for possession of earth, by 3 alien races, our creators,there allies, & a rogue spieces. they, could be the ones here now, . our creators are not, coming back,any time soon..enki,s mines. enlil, there military commander. enki, stayed on earth after the main group left 13,000 yrs ago..to save his,there creation from destruction by the flood. in hindsight, he should of let it happen.. viper tv, sumerian tablets..

@PunkRockNerd10171

2 жыл бұрын

@@harrywalker5836 oh great Alex Jones Elders of Zion anti-Semitic right wing propaganda conspiracy theorists.

@Nonamelol.

2 жыл бұрын

Traveling faster than or equal to light is physically impossible.

Ask yourself this; if you were an alien, would there be any benefit gained by befriending the human race? Or is it more likely that once befriended, the humans will experience a technological golden age and afterwards try to wipe you out? We're vicious creatures, 9/10 times only into something for personal gain. Any sense of continuation of species is practicly non existent. We have quite a few things to learn and change before we can be of use to anyone, let alone some sort of galactic federation. As we are now, i'd say the chance of being contacted for the purpose of being buddies is next to 0. To me it's far more likely that incase we'd make contact we'd be wiped out, and we have no one to blame but ourselves. We could've been further into the future technology wise by now. We could've colonized planets by now, making us far less vulnerable for any nature based cataclysmic event. Yet here we are.. If only we could set aside our differences for 150 years or so, we'd be fighting about who gets the nicest planet in a solar system. Not about how close nato is to russia's borders..

@jayb8934

2 жыл бұрын

They might see it kind of like domesticating and adopting a wild animal. They could even be entirely altruistic and make contact solely to teach us how to be better.

@purpleshaft234

2 жыл бұрын

Everything that makes humans "bad": the violence, the expansionism, etc, is why we're here in the first place. Are basically the "survival skills" that made us the top species from our planet And most certainly are the one that made the aliens the dominant species from their planet We would be equal

@jayb8934

2 жыл бұрын

@@purpleshaft234 Except, clearly they will be far more technologically advanced if they are able to reach us. Also, while those traits did allow us to survive and become the dominant species on Earth, now that we have no competition other than ourselves, those traits have become largely self-destructive. An older civilization may very well have learned to advance beyond them. Today our survival depends far more on cooperation than aggression, and a civilization that has lasted long enough to achieve interstellar travel will likely have realized this too.

@GuinessOriginal

2 жыл бұрын

If all the money time and investment that has been poured into the military worldwide in the last 120 years has been instead put into space travel we would be living on Mars and the moon and the minds of Jupiter now

@ashleyoasis7948

2 жыл бұрын

Good comment

You forgot about Randy Quaid. "It's payback time!'

>aliens make contact. >post pic with timestamp and shoe on head.

I just had a flash back of my 6 year old self saying "I hope that if extraterrestrial beings ever come to earth, they don't watch the movies we've made assuming horrible things about them".......That kid that I was....he had potential....whatever happened to him? :p.

@EICHOLZtheEXPERT

2 жыл бұрын

He is now on KZread watching mineless videos.

@thevoicestoldmetoagain4627

2 жыл бұрын

The system happened

@RetroJack

2 жыл бұрын

@@EICHOLZtheEXPERT You're right - there were no mines in this video! 🤣

@MrWolfheart111

2 жыл бұрын

Alines must have watched our movies.... took him. :(

@AnderEvermore

2 жыл бұрын

The Doctor in Doctor Who made the joke that the film Alien was racist and discriminatory and no wonder Earth kept getting invaded.

I'm a fan of Neil DeGrasse Tyson's idea, in which perhaps aliens have already discovered our planet, studied and observed what there is to offer and concluded that there was no intelligent life found.

@captainLoknar

Жыл бұрын

It wasn't his idea at all. It's a common answer to the paradox we haven't had contact yet. One thing for sure, is it aliens physically visit, they are most probably prepared to do exactly what they intend to do, and we can only go with the flow - if they want to communicate they already learned how to do so and will accommodate us. If they don't communicate, we need a last ditch effort to convince them we're worth keeping alive by showcasing the best of our culture - a welcoming ceremony.

@svaz2006

Жыл бұрын

Maybe they've watched our world war documentaries and mistaken sci-fi flicks for historical archives, and concluded we are not a species to be f****d with ... or even contacted. :D

@jackfischer5153

Жыл бұрын

De grass is simply projecting his own feelings about the human race onto the aliens.

@DDlambchop43

Жыл бұрын

at least not worth speaking to. after all, if you see an anthill you look at it for a bit, watch the ants running around, then you go do something else. The ants are interesting, even intelligent, but not that exciting.

@Natedawgontheright

Жыл бұрын

I like the first half , but maybe they don't want to interrupt our progression . we could be a big experiment and they are just observing. you could say the same about God. we're just but one creation, and he's just watching

Here is the answer to the solution to the Fermi paradox. other civilizations will NEVER agree to contact humanity while it is at such a savage level that it is not even able to survive the first contact in a civilized manner.

Aliens avoid contact, because they don't want to get hit with taxes.

Imagine the aliens were just passing by saying “Wow that planet is beautiful!” Then getting a radio signal and just screaming “YO WTF”

If this were to happen itd be as horrifying as it is amazing

@watcher805

2 жыл бұрын

Nah. We're already here man.

@harrywalker5836

2 жыл бұрын

its allready happened. your just not privi to it..

We all think aliens are as, if not more intelligent humanoid beings, but for all we know it could be King Ghidorah coming to earth, a giant 3 headed golden space hydra

"To Serve Man" - Twilight Zone

Not to contradict a great mind like Hawking, I'm just a lowly IA undergrad, but it would stand to reason that any species with the technology and resources to reach us wouldn't need anything from us, or our planet. I personally think it's silly to use our own history as a precedence for this scenario.

@adrianspeeder

2 жыл бұрын

Watch the documentary Independence Day to see why you are wrong.

@darkness198065

2 жыл бұрын

@@adrianspeeder 🤣🤣🤣

@nicolechafetz3904

2 жыл бұрын

That is the argument that is most discussed in universities oposing S.H.’s theory: What could anything that can travel across the galaxies, past much more rare-mineral rich planets than ours, want from us. Theoretically, we are charming enough and interesting enough, that they could want us for pets. But to travel this far to be the first purveyor of human pets on their planet? Really? We’re just not all that great. There is an entire planet made of diamonds.

@nicolechafetz3904

2 жыл бұрын

@@adrianspeeder 🤣🤣🤣

@waynemyers2469

2 жыл бұрын

There is an inherent flaw in your theory: If the aliens didn't need anything from us why would they show up here? Besides, what Earthbound civilization didn't find something desirable among the possessions of a primitive society? It could be water, minerals, genetic material, some rare element not ubiquitous in the rest of the universe or they may just be incredibly curious. To a certain extent I agree that our history wouldn't be a great help in analyzing the actions, motivations or needs of an alien race or how we should react under those circumstances. However, their true needs, motivations and attitudes would probably be so inconceivable, so cryptic and so bizarre that figuring out what they want, why they're here or how to communicate with them would be a possibly insurmountable problem. They could have a history, physiology and motivation that would be so far outside our experience that even communication would be impossible. Who can even try to predict anything about an alien encounter?

I actually shed a tear in my eye after Hubble saw the aliens. This would literally be judgment day for humans. Would we be able to communicate with each other, or would we be too primitive to stop the impending communication breakdown? Either way humanity would forever be changed.

@mandi8345

2 жыл бұрын

...You know its a youtube channel and not a soothsayer, right? Dont want there to be mass panic, then teach the tenements of self control in the moments of terror. Dont want to be invaded, then teach love and respect for another even if you dont agree with them. Just because some youtube channels whos accuracy has been worrying at best, even on well known and documented historical events, says its going to be this way does not mean you have to buy into it. Be better than the doom and gloom. Else be the judged flock. ;)

@justadildeau

2 жыл бұрын

We can't effectively communicate with animal species on earth. Imagine our lack of ability with aliens.

@nikkiguy9462

2 жыл бұрын

@@justadildeau how are we able to communicate with creatures we havent studied yet or better yet outside our planet?

@Scumful

2 жыл бұрын

@@justadildeau well, animals arnt very intelligent. It would be like communicating with people who speak another language vs animals who can’t communicate once so ever

@michaelcarrier103

2 жыл бұрын

@@nikkiguy9462 We can't ...

ive seen enough hollywood movies where if america discovers alien message, they wont share that info to the world.

Pretty sure Abbott and Costello were clear on their intentions back then.

It al depends on how rare earth like planets are. If habitable planets are rare, aliens would definitely "fight" over it. If there are plentiful, they might just pass to the next one or come peacefully. It's just that simple. When resources a low, life competes.

@somethinglikethat2176

2 жыл бұрын

Might not be that hard to terraform. Especially if you need to travel vast distances for a naturally good one.

@liamhalliday8437

2 жыл бұрын

When humans learnt to build houses, we stopped living in caves. Why would we assume a sufficiently advanced species wouldn't do the same? If you have the power to travel between stars, you certainly have all sorts of infrastructure in your own solar system, including the ability to make paradise orbital habitats. The effort involved in terraforming a planet (even things like how fast it spins, axis, etc) will take thousands of years, if not longer. Why bother, when you can make a habitat exactly the way you want.

@FunnierIrishPerson

Жыл бұрын

My theory is that they are investigating human life just like we are investigating Alien life and one day they will arrive to Analyse the planet

@robbietheweirdo

Жыл бұрын

if they are an advanced race they probably have the technology to terraform

@terryschilling5320

Жыл бұрын

@@FunnierIrishPerson Tom Delonge said they want our souls, we have souls and that makes us immortal and these things do not, I'm not saying I believe it. I don't see this theory posted often.

“Did they recieve our message?” “Yes but they call it dubstep and dance to it” fs 😂😂

"I want to believe." 🌎 🛸

Interesting conjecture, but no. There would be more than minutes because they need to slow down as they approach and there's a limit to how much acceleration they can survive (if they are here in person and not just AI). It would take longer than minutes to do the tech work. If they are transmitting radio signals then they would instantly see our response, and us transmitting sequences of primes would instantly make the point and suggest a reply. If they're not transmitting radio signals then we would not see them approach. They would not come to conquer us - if they had the technology to come then there is literally nothing in the universe they would need to come here for - they could make it themselves. And if they want to wipe us out, they would not bother coming, they would just use missiles/lasers from their armchairs, in which case we would not know till it hit. But apart from that, spot on. I look forward to being kept as a pet by an alien - free food and tummy rubs.

I love how normal this has become, i even get a tiny bit of anxiety watching this lol

@jasondean88888

Жыл бұрын

Ever wonder if "They" have slowly been innoculating humanity to the idea of an alien invasion so that they can eventually disclose they have been living among us for generations.

@chuyortiz4657

Жыл бұрын

Why tho who knows we might be wrong and there just trying to help us

@YskarAlbumLuna

Жыл бұрын

This many assumptions and the chaos is exactly the reason we will never contact.

@mavericksantander

Жыл бұрын

Well…

@HeliHaych

Жыл бұрын

@@mavericksantander Yup

If aliens showed up it would be groundbreaking. Intelligent life on earth for the very first time.

@jaredchampagne2752

2 жыл бұрын

There’s a lot of extremely intelligent humans, just the vast majority of us, are very very dumb.

@ImaPizzaK

2 жыл бұрын

yeah, intelligence life on earth for the second time

@harrywalker5836

2 жыл бұрын

hope they dont go to the president first,,we,ll be obliterated..

@p3ace_W4s_n3vEr_4n_0pTIoN

2 жыл бұрын

@@ImaPizzaK R/whoosh

@ImaPizzaK

2 жыл бұрын

@@p3ace_W4s_n3vEr_4n_0pTIoN says komunist keeeeevin

The way our politicians been behaving maybe an intergalactic invasion wouldn't be so bad...

I personally think we've been being observed this whole time and they've yet to contact us because they see what we do to each other. I don't blame them at all. I mean, if we can't even get along with our own species and are constantly killing each other, what should we expect them to think we'd do to them?

@XiabanHouMan

Жыл бұрын

You have no idea 🤣 When life is common outside our planet it would mean that things like water would be extremely valueble and we would have been harversted already 😂 From the moment that we develop warp speed and we will be able to colonise other planets we will be able to find other life forms.

@johnathangonzo5837

Жыл бұрын

I agree !! They are going to stop the destruction of earth. They are only interested in protecting earth. I believe if they do come , no one can do anything!! If they can move that fast and go under water and back into space. Its over !!

@XiabanHouMan

Жыл бұрын

@reni nope, its reality.

@dragoned7685

Жыл бұрын

@@XiabanHouMan A species capable of interstellar travel would almost certainly be capable of synthesizing water on a gigantic scale.

@johnashep109

Жыл бұрын

We would just lie to them and take their technology

Boris Johnson in cartoon form is probably the most identifiable politician in animated form, next to Trump.

@pineapplesbringpain5243

2 жыл бұрын

He looked hilarious! A bit too orange, though. That’s Trump’s thing.

If aliens showed up, there would be mass hysteria as everyone scrambled to stock up on ... toilet paper.

If they were hostile, we'd already be toast. They've been around us for centuries or longer.

@karmasutra4774

10 ай бұрын

So what is the purpose for us to them? Are we fueling them in some way we are not aware of?

“We only have to look at ourselves to see how intelligent life might develop into something we wouldn’t want to meet. I imagine they might exist in massive ships, having used up all the resources from their home planet. Such advanced aliens would perhaps become nomads, looking to conquer and colonize whatever planets they can reach,” Hawking said in a 2011 Discovery Channel special. “If aliens ever visit us, I think the outcome would be much as when Christopher Columbus first landed in America, which didn’t turn out very well for the Native Americans.”

@jayklink851

2 жыл бұрын

From a genetic/evolutionary standpoint, humans aren't that different from chimps. However, chimps couldn't fathom engineering a ship that could send someone to the moon, or the development of the internet. Nor could they operate the technology if it was given to them. Now, imagine there are aliens, and their intellect gap with us, the disparity could be equal to the human/chimp gap, or, hundreds of times greater. Imagine the technology available to them, I wonder if we could ever grasp how it works, even if they took the time to explain it to us. This topic is equally fascinating, as it is frightening. Hopefully, they think we're more than just walking plumbing with violent tendencies.

@benmiller200

2 жыл бұрын

Equally likely they will tell us there are plenty of intelligent beings in the galaxy and most of them reguard us as irregularly violent and self harmy in a circumstance were cooperation might be more appropriate.

@xys7536

2 жыл бұрын

Will the white people be stressed if we cancel there holiday

@nicardosaunders9525

2 жыл бұрын

@@xys7536 1. What holiday? 2. What does skin colour have to do with this 3. Their*

@randomobserver8168

2 жыл бұрын

That's why we should put some effort into being out there first with the most. If there are no aliens, great, more planets for us. If there are, well, we get to at least meet them on less unequal terms, far from here, without any obvious stuff telling them where Earth is located. No matter how many ships vanish over the western ocean, it's always better to invent them and send them out than to sit around and wait for someone to show up from the other side.

The saddest thing is, this is most likely the only thing that can bring the human race together

@burningsnow9870

Жыл бұрын

Even then. If they are a factional or tribal species like ourselves it could just make things more volatile.

@art-games6230

Жыл бұрын

@@burningsnow9870 huh? Can you explain that

@burningsnow9870

Жыл бұрын

@art-games6230 Well think about it. Imagine the inverse situation. What if the U.S. found a factional alien species and got friendly terms with them. Our adversaries would rush to secure alliances with opposing factions of that race.

@art-games6230

Жыл бұрын

@@burningsnow9870 yeah, you’re right about that

@burningsnow9870

Жыл бұрын

@@art-games6230 So just apply that to aliens. Just because they're more advanced doesn't mean they all get along

I started laughing when he said "minutes after". Telescopes have long since been automated. Images go onto hard drives to be locked at and compared weeks later by servers. If you asked NASA to reposition Hubble, they'd give you a form and tell you all time has been booked for the next few years. Even if you detected some signals and someone was alerted within hours, it would take days or weeks to figure out they actually meant something and days more to get someone to look at it.

we have a sample of the spaceship before the 90 minute mark , im impressed

this is what we might need to get the world united

@chrisnichols9014

Жыл бұрын

Exactly. Once these beings visit us and we learn other races actually exist, humanity will change drastically.

@tatiunamatthews9145

Жыл бұрын

Shhh.. the government is always listening and 5G simulations and realistic looking halo grams have been here for years now. Robots too. They will only get continuously more progressed over time. Pay attention.

@corymccarty8603

Жыл бұрын

Isn't this what happened in Star Trek? First Contact with The Vulcans let us know we were not alone in the universe and it united us as a species and eventually we became a founding member of the United Federation of Planets?.... Just saying.

@DDlambchop43

Жыл бұрын

isn't that the scheme in Watchmen?

@aprilgonzalez7893

Жыл бұрын

Sadly it’s probably the only way we would achieve that.

I think people are foolish if they think we’re alone floating thru space on this giant rock.

@SpicyMang0s

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@aaronwilliams3809

2 жыл бұрын

For all intents and purposes we are

@SuperVblade

2 жыл бұрын

@Bob Shingles earth isn’t flat get over it

@ledaros6348

2 жыл бұрын

Might be true but the distances separating us could be millions of light years

@0xb1_

2 жыл бұрын

@Bob Shingles Of course the earth is flat! And yes we are speeding through space like a giant frisbee.

Is that mr pringles or the kentucky colonel or mr monopoly at :23 😂😂😂

Well, we all know what Japan's contingency plan is for alien invasion, don't we? Salvage part of battleship Yamato, build a space cruiser equipped with a wave motion gun, and proceed to obliterate the alien invasion fleet.

Tbh, I feel like too many people would plunge into chaos, including the most high ranking officials, and someone is going to launch an attack at the aliens. Honestly I wouldn't blame the aliens if they attacked us. We are as much of aliens to them as they are to us so. . .

@MoinkAndKilo

2 жыл бұрын

I just imagine a bunch of people in USA shooting their guns in the sky to either welcome them or deter them away depending on their mind set

@hyndscs

2 жыл бұрын

That's why we have global protocols for this. But I know its not 10min contact its must be informed within 5 minutes of confirmation of e.t. contact

I, for one, bow down to our new alien overlords.

@JS-vn1og

2 жыл бұрын

Probably a bad idea. In a time of war those who sort the enemy are usually eliminated with prejudice. Anyone siding with an alien invader likely wouldn't survive the time it took for the war to end.

@Apollo-th7sg

2 жыл бұрын

@@JS-vn1og no. There would be no war. It would either be a 1 sided massacre(invaders winning), or just them coming peacefully. The fact that they have achieved space travel maybe across entirely different solar systems would display the overwhelming technological advancements they have achieved when compared to us.

@MoinkAndKilo

2 жыл бұрын

On their planet bowing is a great insult and you greatly offended them

@sterlingsimmons2212

2 жыл бұрын

Hopefully they can teach how to live in peace with each other and with nature, since they obviously mastered that on their home planet.

@Behold__Optic_Blast

2 жыл бұрын

20 minutes later: I would like to reaffirm my allegiance to the planet Earth. 😂

Yes. I have also watched the movie Independence Day.

I bet if this happens most of the people will be sitting at home looking at their phone and tv

The Hubble telescopes tracking system has a hard time seeing the Moon because of its relative velocity across the sky. Small objects up close would be pixelated and too fast moving to be seen. It's a deep space telescope by design.