Pigs and pot is how I met my wife. In 1974 when I was 17, my two brothers grew pot. They were starter plants still in the small pots and they would put them on top of the fence rail to get sun. One day we were all home and I was in the front yard, I ran in the house and told my brothers, "there's a pig in the front yard". They immediately ran to backyard and threw all the pot plants over the fence only to find out it was am actual pig. They were pissed they detroyed their plants. Approximately 30 minutes later a girl came asking if we seen a pig. I told her yeah, it's in our backyard. She grabbed the pig and I walked with her back to her house and met her mother and the rest is history.

@VegasMatt

8 ай бұрын

Fate finds us. :-)

@roberthein2156

8 ай бұрын

That pig 🐷, finally paid off.

@Bradydog-in7ut

8 ай бұрын

How many of you out there were thinking the girls going to be “the pig”?

@thaxbest2180

8 ай бұрын

If this story is true then that’s gotta be the greatest love story in history 😂

@lonniesmith3582

8 ай бұрын

True story, she lived in an apartment that had a tree house on the property next door. I moved out of my parents house and lived in the tree house for a few months in the summer. When the weather turned cold the girls mom had me move in with them, shed was 14 and I was 17. We got married 3 years later when I was 20 and she was 17.@@thaxbest2180

🤣 I’ll upgrade you guys to an extravagent breakfast at dennys next time

@VegasMatt

8 ай бұрын

🍳🥚Eggscelent 🥓

@Nico-bk4fw

8 ай бұрын

What the hell are you doing here poof? 🤣

@mark_cs2

8 ай бұрын

papa poof

Who else watches these videos all the way through without skipping ahead!?

@VegasMatt

8 ай бұрын

Me

@stevehives7373

8 ай бұрын

Always skipping

@mrsjmillion

8 ай бұрын

@@VegasMatt 🤣

@Kevin_wiIiams

8 ай бұрын

I skip but I still watch every day!

@ShoreSlots

8 ай бұрын

It’s funny how I was just thinking that today how I never skip on Vegas Matt’s channel. It’s not good for the channel to have people skipping ahead.

Best quotes ever "I haven't had a grand in weeks" and "I spend half my life waiting for hand pays" :))))

We watch Vegas Matt like we used to watch The Price Is Right. You are becoming part of culture, my friend. THANKS, MATT.

I tried this method 10 mins ago and lost my ass....thanks Matt!! Guess it's back to watching you guys for a month straight again 😂

@parkerbohnn

8 ай бұрын

If you watch the wheels spin enough times on each slot machine you can see all the patterns repeat at least I can. Then you know right when to up the bet to the maximum.

@westinmichael5970

8 ай бұрын

@@parkerbohnnLOL quit while you still can bud

@thaxbest2180

8 ай бұрын

Lmfao bro! Casinos love guys who can “see the reels patterns” 😂😂😂

@detroitmidunkin2138

8 ай бұрын

Sorry for laughing 😂

@johnsonbui

8 ай бұрын

Told you don’t follow them , you going loose your ass off ha ha, you bank not big kike them😂😂😂😂

Your videos are the highlight of my day, thank you for the perfect upload consistency! 😄

This is probably EJs fault.

@andrewpanciotti5518

8 ай бұрын

EJ!…….idiot!!

@sarahgupton2552

8 ай бұрын

No doubt.

@MrPINKFL0YD

8 ай бұрын

Not the sharpest knife in the draw.

@bananagirl5118

8 ай бұрын

Let's concentrate ej

@charliepatrick1610

8 ай бұрын

Idiot!

Funniest thing I’ve heard today “ now that’s a waste of balls right there”

@VegasMatt

8 ай бұрын

Never wanna waste balls

I'm using a "ladder" method later. I have to trim my tree 🎄

Always a pleasure watching you guys. Your like the Wheel Of Fortune for us daytime tv game watchers. Lol. Great concept EJ. Vegas Matt sounding great as ever and WBG is always intriguing with his philosophy questions. 😮😂🎉

This guys awesome man just uploads every day sometimes multiple uploads . Channel is the best

Same mat time same mat channel EJ thanks for getting these videos out daily look forward to Them

"Quite possibly impossible to lose!" ... another Vegas Matt Gem! Definitely T-shirt worthy! Love the channel guys! Keep it up!

@ingridbrandt7710

6 ай бұрын

”Loose” is the opposite of tight. ”Lose” is the opposite of win.

To EJ: EVERYONE wants to get the bonus on the first try.

@VegasMatt

8 ай бұрын

That’s for sure.

SDGuy was the first I can think of. He called it the Ooop and the Dune.

@west0498

8 ай бұрын

Yes!!! He’s the master of slots 😊

@johncook8402

8 ай бұрын

SDGUY actually called this method ladder betting. Oop and Dune was advancing the bet each time he had a winning spin and going down to min bet when it lost.

All I know is that Goldfish game was a complete Sando!!!!

31mins of pure gambling bliss. Another banger chaps 🎉 👍🏻

You're bouncing, alright, right out of the Casino. 😅😅😂😂 The Ladder technique is a Sando. 😮😮😮

That's awesome that reference to Laverne and Shirley. I thought I was the only one that remembered that. My dad and I was watching that when he heard that he fell off the couch. And never laughed so hard. Very funny scene.

@VegasMatt

8 ай бұрын

🤣

Your strategy gave me a good laugh. That's why you are the ONLY slot machine people I subscribe

Matt: I spend half my life waiting on hand pays. Me: Never had a hand pay in my entire life. lol.

@briansguy

8 ай бұрын

I've literally had 1 hand pay in my life and it was about $275 at the Rio back in the day playing nickels on an Elvis machine lol

@jond181

8 ай бұрын

⁠@@briansguyhandpay are a min of $1,200 and it’s been that way since the 70’s.

@Johnny-Jackpot

8 ай бұрын

Been playing slots for around two years I’d guess I’m down over 20grand and have never had a hand pay

@michaelkeen2786

8 ай бұрын

@@briansguy275 was a handbag? Was this back in like 1924?

@michaelkeen2786

8 ай бұрын

Do you bet $50 per spin? That’s only 24x bet, and I’m sure you’ve hit 24x bet a million times. It’s quite annoying when betting so large to have to stop every time.

"I carry a big stick, a blunt stick" 😆 🤣 😂

@VegasMatt

8 ай бұрын

lol

Always Entertaining! So many systems. You'll save me real money by getting my fix watching yours. Thanks Guys!

Love your “scientific research “ 😂😂! Keep working at it guys! 😊

Thanks to all the Matt crew. You too EJ 😂. Keep pumping that iron and Matt will forever be sober. 😂

"we got sandolized" 😂

@mrsjmillion

8 ай бұрын

🤣 so funny

So when the mummy appeared, I could've sworn I heard him say "Your Sando has arrived!"

@VegasMatt

8 ай бұрын

🧌

I love listening to EJ he sounds like my son. 😂

You know you should have stayed on that machine yesterday.

@VegasMatt

8 ай бұрын

I know!! Should I go back?

@Bobbydazzlla

8 ай бұрын

@@VegasMatt lol - love you guys

If you win or if you lose, your video's always make my day that little bit brighter

This was great! Good idea EJ!! The 3 of you are quite an act!!

I really think when Matt undertakes a scientific experiment he should be wearing a white doctors coat 👨‍🔬

@VegasMatt

8 ай бұрын

🤓

@jakerosato5970

8 ай бұрын

And lab goggles of course

@Djtanner839

8 ай бұрын

@@VegasMattif you don’t show up with goggles on and a lab coat, I’m out.

@GuitarBonk

8 ай бұрын

Yes, I am of the same thinking. Matt needs to ham it up with some costumes from time to time. They will need another camera angle to see Matt yelling at a slot machine dressed as a doctor. Get on it, EJ.

Matt needs to have more conviction when he says “ It’s not possible to lose “. Lol.

@wagonsports1

8 ай бұрын

🤣

Sd guy has been a queen of ladder betting for years

@VegasMatt

8 ай бұрын

🪜

love the videos, maybe you could do a ranking video of your top 5 slots and play them, wonder what your number 1 slot would be?

So EJ got high as a kite at 3:30 in the morning, and came up with this brilliant idea lol this is why you don't do drugs kids!!

@VegasMatt

8 ай бұрын

💊💉🍗

Why do you never catch an elephant hiding in a tree? Because they're good at it 😂

@VegasMatt

8 ай бұрын

🤔🐘

Haha, I'm going to have to watch this again to understand this Ladder Technique...🤣🤣🤣🤣 looking forward to when it's perfected!!😅💯💥

@VegasMatt

8 ай бұрын

You and me both!

No more new microphones EJ the sound is great. Matt I saw you on a podcast from like 6 months ago congratulations on losing the weight it’s gotta be tough will all the free delicious food you can eat.

As far as golden century is concerned lady luck HQ named him Hank😊❤

@VegasMatt

8 ай бұрын

That’s awesome!

@lisah5784

8 ай бұрын

@@VegasMatt 😉❤

Hahaha Lady Luck and her lovey dovey call him Hank 😂😂😂

@VegasMatt

8 ай бұрын

It’s a good name she gave him!

@mindymoore3189

8 ай бұрын

🍭🤢☺️

There ya go! No, there you don't go! I love to watch you guys!!! I hope you win the BIG one this week! Thank you for sharing!

The day Vegas Matt actually looks into the camera while doing the intro is the day Hell has frozen over. But I love it

@VegasMatt

8 ай бұрын

🎥

We need longer videos! Great video guys!

Matt I enjoy the wide variety of machines you play.

I go through your videos everyday to cheer me up, thanks for the memories 🎉🎉🎉❤

"I wonder how they met" in reference to Hank lol Vegas Matt and the one liners. Cracks me up!!!

The virtually impossible to lose strategy is find those machines with a filled up ash tray with tons of cigarette butts with the seat looking all worn out, i don’t know who this ghost lady is who does this but she always leaves the winnings behind

@VegasMatt

8 ай бұрын

🚬🔥

Dave and EJ, please play the firecracker game with this technique.

I love Vegas Matt in the driver's seat. Like a conductor lol. The whole crew is great, the more the better.

Hello from Omaha, NE! I love watching your videos, you guys are absolutely amazing.

@VegasMatt

8 ай бұрын

Thanks so much!!

Try the ladder technique. Pick a denomination and starr from the lowest bet and each spin you increase the bet. When your at the highest bet for that denom, just move down the ladder. ( highest best to lowest )

Before using this ladder technique I was on the way to being a gambling millionaire now I am working double shifts, gave up my car and only eating once a day. Thanks for the tips as always 😂😂❤.

Lol, you guys are Great!! Would love to see you play Carnival of Mystery!!! Cool Game like the Cool Video!!! 🤙

Lol funny how you mention riding the elephant Matt , I’m in Chang Mai going to ride one myself before going back to Vegas 😂

I think Matt just wanted to say more words no matter what they were at the end 😂 “I’m going to lather it up some more”

Matt!! The “Slot Whisperer “

Love watching you guys every night!. Tonight? ... not my favorite. I'd love to see some video poker and triple double nudge just to mix it up. You're still the best to watch! So fun! Thanks!!!

@VegasMatt

8 ай бұрын

Coming soon!

@vegasmatt -VERY nice jacket! Love your channel and content!!!!! You, EJ and the "Wilson" dude who is in the background, make my day.

@VegasMatt

8 ай бұрын

Thanks so much

I love EJ, such a smart and nice young man, God blessed you Matt

@VegasMatt

8 ай бұрын

Very true :-) thanks. 🙏🏻

I’ve been playing this way forever. I play until I get a bonus, then play the next higher bet until I either get another bonus or get back to the amount I was at when I got the first bonus. I’ve gone from 50 cent bets to $50 bets with this method. Cuz I can lose $500 or $1000 playing 50 cents or a dollar, but will never win a lot if I keep the bets low. My biggest win this way was $17k.

I wish we saw more of EJ and your other friend! Why are they so camera shy lmao

OMG "I've got a serious question Vegas Matt" (Response so suttle) "I doubt it"! 🤣😂

Tear em up Vegas Matt 💥

You guys are the best! Love the humor, reminds me of my buddies 😄

@VegasMatt

8 ай бұрын

You're the best! Thanks for hanging out with us.

@mrsjmillion

8 ай бұрын

@@VegasMatt 💙 good luck!!

“The third flag was a minute too late.” 😂😂😂 thats a great quote for a t shirt @VegasMatt 😂

I’ve been watching for some time know and love the vibe and ej is so chill, so please guys what’s a sando? You use it a lot 😂 in the Uk it’s not a saying ❤

@swatnutz

8 ай бұрын

@@Drewslist1 thanks but why Sando ?

@swatnutz

8 ай бұрын

@@Drewslist1 ah got it cheers 🥂

You gotta take the piggy bonus in that game every time

Day 2 of reminding Matt that he promised me he would give high limit GREEN MACHINE another chance!!!

Vegas Matt ! What high limit room are you guys in this week? I need a picture with you guys.🔥

Essentially, you've duped us into watching you low roll. Still, the banter is fantastic.😂

Matt thank you for showing us what not to do 👍

Let's create an EJ's money channel 😅

Come on you guys I feel poor just watching you lol. But you humored my day 😝😊

EJ I am so glad I am not the only one who thinks of slots in the middle of the night!

Let’s get ready to gamble 🎉

Recently my friends and I were in Vegas I said we have to go to El Cortez .. so we went and my friend hit the 7500.00 grand on All Aboard a .50 bet! It was epic … I wouldn’t have went there if it wasn’t for you!

Hello Vegas Matt 🎉🎉Good Luck 🎉🎉congratulations

"we accidentally lost $885" LOL

Laughing my ass off at Vegas and the F1 disaster. People are actually suing F1. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Oh that's so funny. Vegas got grifted for 80 million. The only thing that worked out was the gambling. 😂😂

@VegasMatt

8 ай бұрын

Exactly

we need a day in the life video either from the F1 parties or something similar in the future.

havent seen you play Dangerous Beauty or Davinci , good luck Matt wishing you blessings.

new sub here thanks for the fun videos! #

10 on entertainment, back to the lab my friend. Wishing the crew a wonderful day.

Catching up on some old videos. I love Mo Money. My local Casino, Jackson Rancheria in Northern California has it. I love it 🎰💰😎EJ for President 💥💥💥💥💥💥

Nice to see this new technique. I will be trying it. Always nice to leave the casino with money. 🎉I’ve always been one to move to a new machine if one is crummy. Lately I tried staying at a machine longer and I seem to be losing more.

ladder strategy is fun to watch as a viewer, great vid

This is so educational, I felt like I'm watching documentary on discovery channel. 😂😂😂😂

I do like techniques that limit losses, so you've got that going for you. It's going to be very hard to win on 5 different lines though. Keep tweaking it and good luck.

Long time watching you guys really enjoy the videos.. just a thought, what not try- three machines the are the same in a row if there is any, three people on them $1,000 in each machine and see if who gets a feature first. Even if it’s a dragon link or a lighting link. Just a thought.. but love watching you guys.. cheers

Ej got papa bettin 12.50 hes over it 😂😂

Or if you would have quit the goldfish game after a few backup spins after the big win. That bonus was likely as good as it gets. That game is a killer.

Ladder it up on Choys Kingdom and/or Fabulous Jackpots! Also, VLR has my fav game strategy you all need to do, but you can switch it up. $1000 each denomination max bet. You max bet thru $1000 until you bonus. Then move up a denom and max bet to a bonus…. Keep going until handpay above initial investment then move to a new game. Prob explained it horribly but if you watch him you know. Fun video Vegas Matt!

Do a video on a cruise!! I know you’ll win big hahah

Good fun gentlemen - your ladder technique obviously a work in progress so I look forward to the next stage of development…hopefully this does not end on the slippery sliding slope into the fish bowl 😂😘

This technique was a good idea but I think you should have changed denom on a positive win machine.

You money torchers sure are fast shippers. Ordered the "GAMBLE" hoodie for the poker tournaments coming up at the Wynn and it shipped within an hour or so. Thanks

@VegasMatt

8 ай бұрын

Thanks Kevin, you’re going to love it.

I just spit my food all over San Francisco Airport! 😂😂😂😂 sauerkraut!!!! I'm dying

This is progressive betting not ladder but thank you for doing the science!!! 😂

@VegasMatt

8 ай бұрын

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