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@panacheautomotive4298

Жыл бұрын

Unless you guys wanna keep pushing out new kids every nine months you gotta try something lol

@vertigosa

Жыл бұрын

​@@panacheautomotive4298pooⁿ9⁹😊p😅

@edwardsouza

Жыл бұрын

​@@ReanuKeevesAus 😅😅

@Youtube_Stole_My_Handle_Too

Жыл бұрын

You are tempting with the right idea, but the practical application is not the way to go. What you're seeking is complete mental control. Some times it is necessary to be physical as a spinoff into the mental part, but the most satisfying part of it lays in solely mental conquest. She's already there, ready for you to absorbe her, but are you man to manage how?

@richarddavis9812

Жыл бұрын

she is beautiful as well as funny

"Try new women" XD It's always funny seeing her face as she waits for the punchline.

@TheCampisis

Жыл бұрын

That one got her good!

@drhane

Жыл бұрын

I'm glad somebody caught it to tell, as I couldn't make out what was said 😂

@nocturnalrecluse1216

Жыл бұрын

If he keeps it up, he's gonna be the one getting punched! 😅

@johnnyboy2537

Жыл бұрын

He's a brave man. Not always the smartest.

@Robert-ko8fi

11 ай бұрын

She always delivers on the "Punch" line.

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything?” - Vincent Van Gogh

@TheCampisis

Жыл бұрын

lol, a brilliant quote.

@framir3

Жыл бұрын

Just trying to help a brother out....😂😊

@ralph3333

Жыл бұрын

That was actually Van Gogh's mentor. To which he replied "What?!"

@rogerdjohnson8238

Жыл бұрын

@@ralph3333lol

@kallisledge6861

Жыл бұрын

Haha I like how you totally threw a profound quote from a prolific person on this topic. Lmao smooth😂

The idea’s already in her head Andrew. Do not EVER bend over around the house, she’ll get you 😂

@bellwood36313

Жыл бұрын

What are doing with that Loofah Peter Griffin voice.

@geeebuttersnap2433

Жыл бұрын

She probably already has.

@Doctor_Dank

Жыл бұрын

​@@geeebuttersnap2433I'd let her 😎

@flounder2760

3 ай бұрын

Hi I'm from the future and she got caught looking at booty hole whitening tips on the tube.

She looks so young here. Like you are the dad driving her to high school 😂

@everyhandletaken

Жыл бұрын

Thought the same

@jeffrunyan2691

Жыл бұрын

Glad I'm not the only one lol I was like dude is talking about having anal with his daughter wtf

@marquezindaflesh2877

Жыл бұрын

Exactly 😮

@paulrivers7248

Жыл бұрын

Right and this is my first vid from them and i was like this sick fk why in the hell is he saying this to his daughter!! The i saw it was his wife😂 hey in my defense i agree with you because she looks 12 😂

@Stephen85

Жыл бұрын

​@@paulrivers7248 me too, I thought she was a kid

Try the Black Adder approach: tell her it's a cure for constipation 😂

@TheCampisis

Жыл бұрын

A BOLD strategist

@bctowing178

Жыл бұрын

My ex loved it for constipation actually

@applejuice5272

Жыл бұрын

"Well the leech for constipation didn't work; I just squashed it."

@chriscalise7109

Жыл бұрын

Bold strategy cotton

@calebschoonraad6810

Жыл бұрын

@@applejuice5272 wrong episode reference, I was referring to a conversation between the king & queen in Season 1 or 2

My boy right here. Don't give up on your dreams

That's a look of "I'm pretending we don't do that"

Andrew is going to be the guy in the ER with a pepper grinder stuck somewhere

@yourneighborhoodfriendlyme4242

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead

@gardengnome3249

Жыл бұрын

Oh I hope so. Post his photo after it's done. Face only though.

@vvg916happyengineer

Жыл бұрын

Try Engine piston or maybe a camping flashlight 🔦

@robertbrowne7880

Жыл бұрын

Next Chubbyemu: Man presents himself in a trauma center with a Carolina Reaper inserted into his rectum.

@gastrofile

10 ай бұрын

​@@vvg916happyengineerthere are special camping fleshlights? Do they have a camouflage color scheme, or multiple functions?

As soon as my wife says “We can do it if I can do it to you” I realize how much the back door doesn’t mean to me . I still try tho😂

We're all gonna ease you into it, Deese! 😌😂

@TheCampisis

Жыл бұрын

lmao

@Doctor_Dank

Жыл бұрын

​@@TheCampisisYou boutta have "deese" nuts up your ass if you're not careful pal 🤣🤣🤣

I love how nearly every video she starts off with the look "wtf is he gonna say this time"

I truly appreciate the natural reactions you both give. You both are awesome 🤩

And the award for the Funniest Husband goes to Deese

@TheCampisis

Жыл бұрын

Aye

@msajib2008

Жыл бұрын

Deese nutz

@TPRM1

Жыл бұрын

@@msajib2008 Ligma

Funny part is they're just like Pringles once you pop they can't stop.

@chriscunningham8703

10 ай бұрын

🤮🤢

My lady LOVES it lol. Sorry bro. Win some and lose some 😂.

The look on her face as she is listening and wondering in what direction he is going is funny

I was having a shitty day, untill i just saw your video. Lmao Thank you.

@IVANMONSTER69

Жыл бұрын

did u really have to say shitty when there talking about anal.😖😊🫡

@paulrivers7248

Жыл бұрын

Well if they try this then thier day will be shitty too🤷‍♂️

@jamiestewart48

7 ай бұрын

A quick and simple enema first will prevent any poop during anal next time bud.

She looks like she's 12. Man,women are so good at hiding age

@johnarmenta2199

Жыл бұрын

She looks like a 12, not a 10 - a 12! LOL

@ASSASSIN19923

Жыл бұрын

she looks like 25

@toont6749

Жыл бұрын

Make up

@clydenolet736

Жыл бұрын

I assumed it was his teenage daughter 😅

@AleandFire

Жыл бұрын

Pedo shit going on

He said try new women 😂😂😂

My girl didn’t want to do that either, but one day she let me slip it in during a shower and she loved it. Setting up the landing with a well lubricated runway is key! Sorry for the TMI just trying to help.

@Slurpified

Жыл бұрын

Hope she cleaned herself out cause if not grossss man

@knowyourplace6455

Жыл бұрын

TMI

@EOTA564

11 ай бұрын

@@Slurpifiedyou never had a Dairy Queen dipped cone as a kid?

@stopthecap2644

11 ай бұрын

@@EOTA564Jesus….. that’s an image I didn’t want

@chriscunningham8703

10 ай бұрын

Fukin gross 🤢 🤮

Thanks Deese, I just spit my water all over my phone and then was coughing for a good five minutes 😂💀

@TheCampisis

Жыл бұрын

Make sure to wipe it up then watch again lol

The key to success is a running start

"if at first you don't succeed, try again."

I USE the one "ONLY THE TIP"😂😂😂😂

I love how she turned the tables on him!!

Only fair if both have a go😂😂

@TheCampisis

Жыл бұрын

LOL never stuart!

@tariqmcbroom6375

Жыл бұрын

LMFAO that might be the only way you try it work out a deal or something 🤷 😁 but seriously if you dead set on trying it don't give up that's number one and number two research how to make it comfortable if you don't already know using lube and very small toys at first you can figure rest out from here 😂

She said “cup holder, hold my Stanley for a sec..” girl knew hands were gonna be needed by the second sentence lol.. 😂😂

@TheCampisis

Жыл бұрын

lol!!! right !

Jus love the way you both rake each other an laff bout it ,,its the best way , yous are good craic 💯 much Irish love light peace and blessings to you all ❤xxx 🙏😇🍀💯

Keep trying, bro! Stay strong.

@IVANMONSTER69

Жыл бұрын

hell ya were here for ya keep ur head up both of them keep trying.😉

I absolutely love you guys and hope to have what you two share ❤ you guys crack me the hell up 😂💯

@TheCampisis

Жыл бұрын

Thank you Darren!!

It was at this moment …….. he knew he f@cked up 😂

Lol. She flipped it on you, my dude😂😂😂😂😂

The poophole is Gods loophole.

@TheCampisis

Жыл бұрын

Lmaooooo

A very, very beautiful woman with an outstanding personality. I hope this guy appreciates what a treasure he has.

The look on her face wondering wtf he’s on about 😂

😂🤣😂🤣her jaw drop at the end..🤔🤔😂🤣

As a 35 yr old guy married straight guy, sometimes you have to give up something to get something you want!!!

@twilight9590

Жыл бұрын

So how many times you gave up Nathan (Straight guy) 😅?

@TheCampisis

Жыл бұрын

Financials is enough Nathan lol

@TheCampisis

Жыл бұрын

@@twilight9590 right??? lol

@nathanb6273

Жыл бұрын

@@twilight9590 Wife said you can have it if you take it the same size, so you know how it feels it only took that one time to change my mind forever.

@nathanb6273

Жыл бұрын

@@TheCampisis Wow I actually got a reply from y'all I have watched y'all for a long time now way before you had your 3rd kid. It is an honor to talk to y'all.

I thought she was your daughter at the beginning of this video!!!😂😂😂 she looks so young. Definitely was not the first short of yall I should've seen hahaha!😂😂

@TheCampisis

Жыл бұрын

Lol, well hopefully you watch more! Thank you Samantha!

I love how she just sits and waits for the bullshit to spell out lol she knows it’s coming just not when lol

Loved her response as turnabout is fair play

Man's pouring his heart out. Make a boy's dream come true...

Gotta say, usually when the woman doesn't do some things, I've notice, it's when men look elsewhere for those very same things

He was like "get off me!"

I love her face❤😂😂😂😂

If all that stood between me and her back door, was her and my back door… I’d take one for the team of myself

@OskarGibson

Жыл бұрын

Amen brother😂

You should push harder. She'll like it eventually 😅

@Slurpified

Жыл бұрын

The way to do it is right as she is finishing slide a finger or two in everytime. Yeah its uncleaned at first but with great risk comes great reward shell wonder why it feels so good and most likely get into it/educate herself to start cleaning. Also those tiny jewel plugs help. Eventually shell wanna go up in size and bam.

Those looks you two give each other are priceless 😂

She said Hell no not in Her backdoor That's a negative ghostridder!! Not getting in her poop shoot baby Exit only!!!😂

Hey man you gotta play fair can't just be one sided

@TheCampisis

Жыл бұрын

If an army was built that way not many wars would of been won.

@gman3864

Жыл бұрын

​@@TheCampisis perfectly answered!

Brave talk from a guy with a wife that has a Daddy in Law.

Made me laugh, her facial expressions were a picture.

I honestly thought that was his daughter and he was giving a wholesome speech about life and progress. #sad

What did he say in the end? Couldn't hear it😅

@TheCampisis

Жыл бұрын

"Try new Women"

@SwitchxK

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it was “Try a new woman”.

@chris43240

Жыл бұрын

Yikes hahaha

Don't be scared... show her how it's done.

Damn bro, she got you with that rebuttal.

Love you two!!!😂😂😂

With a face like hers, why would you want to stare @ the back of her head?😮

Fav internet couple ❤ I love it keep up the great work

😂😂😂😂😂 love her faces when she see’s you making a new video and her roll of the eyes wondering where this one will go!

COMMUNITY PSA: Have you seen Deese Campisi? This video was his last reported sighting. He mysteriously went missing the same day that this video was filmed. If you’ve seen this man or have any information as to his whereabouts, please call Crimestoppers on 696969.

@jbastible82

Жыл бұрын

The only clue found at the scene was his anal virginity.

we hope you find your new territories joyfull

@TheCampisis

Жыл бұрын

Call me the 13 original colonies, because I'm tearing that new territory up bby

@nicoleallen6792

Жыл бұрын

@@TheCampisis WTH 😂😂😂

Her face at the start of every video gets me every time like, "ok, what ridiculous thing is he about to say now?"

Her jawdrops are the best xd esp when she tries to contain the laughter

That’s what we call justifiable husband abuse. It’s often done on camera just after he says something stupid… I approve.

@TheCampisis

Жыл бұрын

He does too lol 😂

She definitely pegs him.

The look after her first sip was like..... where is this going... then him saying you give me the "NUT" enough speed momentum 😂😂😂

Truth behind every joke either give up that butt or he's going to find a girl that will.

She choked on her drink😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

If she says no you should respect her decision. Men ain't supposed to go there anyway.

@2869may

10 ай бұрын

Why are people becoming so sick...??? It's a SH!T HOLE....!!! and nothing differs between a female and MALE sh!t hole.... maybe that's WHY they want to do it...

@dark_SDKR

9 ай бұрын

why not?

😂😂😂 she needs to understand that women are the “catchers“ in the relationship, guys are the pitchers. Like baseball. Hehehe

I love these kids!! Both are funny as SH-T! She is such a cutie, and adorable lil Momma, He adores her,, it's obvious. Its refreshing to see a Solid, adorable young couple, in todays world Love their stuff. 😊

the look of fear on her face as he started talking about new things being scary :D

Wow no pegging

@TheCampisis

Жыл бұрын

Zero tolerance

@stevengrvp

Жыл бұрын

@@TheCampisis that's right. Enjoy the day

@NPzed

Жыл бұрын

@@TheCampisis That's a good thing! No respect from your woman once that happens.

Why I instantly understood about what he was going to say? 🤣🤣🤣

Conquer the back door. Lord knows you made a few through the front already 😂

Speed and Momentum! 😂

I luv you guys. 😅 Two of my favorite goofballs.

I love the side eye he’s getting the entire time. 😂

She's waiting to attack😂

This couple is just so hilarious I love them 😊

her violence reflex is next level… 😂

When they give you kinda energy on a pep talk you are in trouble.

Just happy we finally broke through that "first time" hurdle... was challenging for her at first because she said its painful, but weirdly pleasurable... so just keep trying brother! Good Luck!

All us men bow in awe of your courage sir 😂

She was like , where's he going with this 😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂 aye we've all tried. My missus had the same response lol. I was like noooo lolol

Her passionate attack though❤😂

The look on her face when you start these, trying to figure out, where the hell is he going with it this time 😆

Practice what you preach brother 😂😂😂

You gave her your last name and shes NOT with it. Aggggghahahahahaha 😂🤣😭

Protect her at ALL COSTS

i love her questioning face at the beginning

I love this couple... 😂

Well that escalated quickly. 😂

This was such a motivating speech.

Dude, I hope I you know you're a lucky guy!

😂😂😂 just tap it in give it a lil tap tap taparoo 😂😂😂😂

from the beginning she was just like “where is this going?”

Bro I had to rewind the end to hear it 😂😂😂😂😂😂