🌟🌟🌟Thank you so much for watching and being here. 🌟🌟🌟 Truly, I mean that. It would mean a lot to me to subscribe and like the video, share this around with your friends, and all that! Don't forget to check me out live 5 days a week on Twitch @ twitch.tv/projared !

@starhikariblue

4 жыл бұрын

Glad to have you back, Jared!

@ThePefger

4 жыл бұрын

I'm just glad you are back!

@M6nst6r6

4 жыл бұрын

Again, thank you for this video! I really hope you do the whole series!

@masterfulmuffin

4 жыл бұрын

"Oh! A new Projared video! Sweet!" Your new content always makes makes my day. FFV was a personal favorite growing up, so watching you marathon this on twitch was a real treat, too.

@sunshinesunshine5081

4 жыл бұрын

Glad you're back--sharing with my friends right now! Friendly howdy from NH!

When your dad actually comes back from the grocery store

@SuperRobotSol

4 жыл бұрын

Is that is perfect

@naught_.

4 жыл бұрын

Where is this meme from?

@HallyVee

4 жыл бұрын

@@naught_. the 20s

@Andy23497

4 жыл бұрын

he actually bought cigarrettes

@nickb8507

4 жыл бұрын

“Damn that line for the cigarettes was long!”

This guy deserves praise. Every single person on the internet rushed to talk about his downfall, but nobody is saying anything about his comeback.

@MrEvolved

4 жыл бұрын

People on the internet are way more interested in being "woke" than being correct. When they are right they get to go on social media and pretend that they are some kind of hero for typing a few words on their computer. When they are wrong they pretend nothing happened, never address it again, and aren't held accountable for the damage they did. The internet was a mistake.

@silenthillfreak156

4 жыл бұрын

literaly every other comment i see on his videos after his comeback has been nothing but praise and welcoming him back. he's getting nonstop praise good sir. as he deserves.

@garrettlee9511

4 жыл бұрын

The way I've seen it, most people that have came back after all the drama settled have been super supportive and nice, it's... nice lol

@fatboosh81

4 жыл бұрын

I’ve seen a few KZreadrs follow up and say they were wrong about Jared. But the dumpster fire gets the internet clicks more than the redemption story. Even if they don’t admit it people like seeing others lives in ruin.

@jenarickman9215

4 жыл бұрын

Humanity loves to focus more on the negatives more than the positive. It is unfortunate.

My final rating for this game is a quarter on the street out of ten. It's often overlooked and not too common to find, but those who do find it always end up happy for finding it.

@tsurian99

4 жыл бұрын

...o_o...I really like that. I’m totally stealing this for future use. ^_^

@Cylioss

4 жыл бұрын

At least someone gave it a rating.

@supersnackbros2423

4 жыл бұрын

By tunder

@nessdbest8708

4 жыл бұрын

I HOPE HE BRINGS RATINGS BACK!

@theguy3851

3 жыл бұрын

Smooth.

The bard getting the fuck out of his party joke will never get old, i never see it coming and its so amazing how he subtly slides it in its fantastic.

@6a1aRZA

Жыл бұрын

That’s what she said.

@BrendanJSmith

9 ай бұрын

​@6a1aRZA wow, is it Dated Reference Day already?

@Canadiansamurai

4 ай бұрын

Unless he was playing Fire emblem. Bards are always useful in that franchise, especially Lewin.

This is it. The begin of ProJared: S E A S O N T W O

@grantftb

4 жыл бұрын

love ur vids

@unbubbletea

4 жыл бұрын

ProJared Ball Z

@thomashernandez6536

4 жыл бұрын

@Menthols I chose to believe him over anyone else, although I admit I had my fear of doubt that I chose the wrong side. That said, I'm totally glad he is back and that he was innocent of the major thing.

@BigOuchies

4 жыл бұрын

Resurrection

@sportspro2.049

4 жыл бұрын

*insert dubstep projared intro*

Sacrificing the original ProJared opening song... *A small price to pay for salvation.*

@derpknightfully

4 жыл бұрын

It’s still in the outro tho...

@Linkmaster2010

4 жыл бұрын

It was in the outro still. I liked this cold opening a lot though

@videogollumer

4 жыл бұрын

Don't for get the missing rating/10.

@royshaheer

4 жыл бұрын

I am just happy to see this video

@oblivious8868

4 жыл бұрын

The real sacrifice was the rating.

To be fair, a party member dying just to be replaced by an exact replica with a different name... That’s like as D&D as it gets

@elhugox1

4 жыл бұрын

*jr intensifies*

@haroldhall1517

4 жыл бұрын

Krile and galuf are not the same. Galuf is a physical beast, krile is a mage. I would love for this game to get the remake treatment with sidequests where you can actually save and fight with the dawn warriors as well as the final 4 survivors in the original. I want that werewolf and the blue haired swordsman in my final party with Faris and me

@rrrrr0_

4 жыл бұрын

Phantasy Star 2 vibes

@BDSquirrel

3 жыл бұрын

I run and play Hackmaster. No auto level ups there.

@MerkhVision

Жыл бұрын

Your username and profile pic are very amusing lol. I must know more about that funny duck named Edd!

Jared, brutal honesty, I will never, ever forgive you. You just... You broke my heart with that Megalovania prank at the end.

@yairishere7356

4 жыл бұрын

Jeez bro you got me with that one

@paalaaa

4 жыл бұрын

You got me aswell xD.

@mistery8363

4 жыл бұрын

me three, and i share ur sentiment bout megalovania

@generalwashingtoad6516

3 жыл бұрын

Well, we do deserve it.

@firestarr5812

3 жыл бұрын

They had us in the first half

"The attempts at humor get tiring pretty easily..." Mystic Quest Guy: "Ey, c'mon."

@buttrockman4578

4 жыл бұрын

@Bilbosere I like the idea of measuring nostalgia in miles.

@sylvierose2799

4 жыл бұрын

@@buttrockman4578 my sides

@alsoknownas875

4 жыл бұрын

I got that reference.

@evillecaston

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe FF5 would have been better if Kaeli was there to talk to the evil tree guy...

@pari8266

4 жыл бұрын

Ok, this made me giggle quite a bit, ngl.

"Bartz wants to go check out a meteor because that sounds tight." ...now that you mention it, that DOES sound tight.

@Ludwig_Perpenhente

4 жыл бұрын

Wow! Jared Hearted a comment!

@DrunkenCoward1

4 жыл бұрын

Incidentally, that is also how Earthbound starts.

@Tiger74147

4 жыл бұрын

@@DrunkenCoward1 That just proves how tight it is!

17:53 I mean, Exdeath's origin story is that people used one specific tree to seal away demons, until the tree itself turned sentient and evil. Makes sense that his second form would be a whole BUNCH of demons all crammed together. Which I guess means that he's a big allegory for pollution and garbage dumps. The environmentalist theme checks out!

For those who wonder why there is no old theme song in the intro: During the controversy the original composer of this song (FantomeK) told that he “doesn’t want to be part of it”.

@Dragoon1809

4 жыл бұрын

Борис Охлаждай that just means he can start over and try something else. Either through original music or another song that can fit his show.

@Sylviaon

4 жыл бұрын

But it plays in the outro?

@bigburtha3471

4 жыл бұрын

Its kind of iconic now. Even if he dosent play it in the beginning. We all play it in our hearts

@djangomarkov7948

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sylviaon Yeah makes me wonder if he just told a random bullshit lie, but idc enough to look into it

@gregorymirabella1423

4 жыл бұрын

...then why is it still in the outro?

Jared: "I finally mastered the piano" Me: "Oh cool, I'm curious to see how it sounds like." *Megalovania plays* Me: "FUCKER!"

@asmodeus58XX

4 жыл бұрын

Here, let me try, I mastered the piano too! *Golden Wind plays*

@ofanichan

4 жыл бұрын

Megalovania is the new Rick roll

@RustoKomuska

4 жыл бұрын

there are actually multiple pianos in the game and your song gets better with each one you play though

@darc22005

4 жыл бұрын

that shit made me laugh

@Trinity0941

4 жыл бұрын

I'm not very good with the piano, but I'll give it a try. *Through the Fire and Flames plays*

2019 truly is the year of nostalgia, even ProJared is getting an HD Remaster.

@timothyparham5064

4 жыл бұрын

Such a gem of a comment.

@Lightningdude

4 жыл бұрын

@@timothyparham5064 glad to see pro Jared back. Until it's proven he did something illegal then it's all drama and noise

@MilanousMedia

4 жыл бұрын

@@Lightningdude and he provided evidence that it was all bs so there is that.

@timothyparham5064

4 жыл бұрын

@@Lightningdude Yeah I'm not all in with that wack bs the cancel culture is throwin. I wanted a FFV video from him for such a long time. Now that we have it I can die in peace.

@T7machinimas

4 жыл бұрын

@@MilanousMedia *receipts

Did Jared ever get buff enough to shoot a shotgun behind himself with one arm without looking like Kyle Blackthorn?

@SpikeEye

4 жыл бұрын

We can only hope...

@draconia4489

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh, I actually got that reference! You’ve been a fan for a while, haven’t you?

@breadbreadington5735

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure that's what he was doing the past 3 months

@ScreamDemon462

4 жыл бұрын

Thats what i have been trying to do for years

ProJared: The humor falls a little flat.. Me, at 37: loling at Butz jumping to try and catch the rope.

@sanyr80

4 жыл бұрын

Hehe, Butz.

@zzz43344

3 жыл бұрын

*Bartz

@shionkreth7536

3 жыл бұрын

@@zzz43344 It's like 'Guts' from Berserk, but with a B - a proper spelling would've been 'Bats' or 'Batts'... but like Guts, it ended up Butz.. until the even they came up with the even more awkward Bartz.

Thumbnail: Gone Intro: Gone Rating: Gone Shirt: I never left

@deutshsean8313

4 жыл бұрын

Yup

@justinfromdietweeb3553

4 жыл бұрын

Intro is outro now

@plushpainelemental744

4 жыл бұрын

soda piss his outro is the same

@thomashernandez6536

4 жыл бұрын

I didnt even notice until you pointed it out.. bastard..

@fanfaretloudest

4 жыл бұрын

I missed u most of all blue shirt. *Hugs shirt*

I’m not even a FF fan but I gotta see this, welcome back.

@breion1496

4 жыл бұрын

CosmicToad5000 big fax

@garrettlee9511

4 жыл бұрын

Same here though, all his FF videos have been fun

@SuperPlaytendo

4 жыл бұрын

This isn’t just a FF video, this is the return of an icon that had been falsely accused.

@edgelord8337

4 жыл бұрын

Who's waiting for the new intro.

@chary1061

4 жыл бұрын

@@edgelord8337 Me

Did you know this game had a sequel? The anime, Final Fantasy: Legend of the Crystals takes place 200 years after the events of the game and focuses on Bartz's descendants. The anime actually had an American release shortly before the release of Final Fantasy VII. It's a 4 Episode OVA that's surprisingly entertaining. And directed by Rin Taro no doubt.

@layerp

3 жыл бұрын

That naked Chocobo tho

@trufreedom

Жыл бұрын

I enjoyed it... couldn't watch it in one sitting but it was still neat!

“There WILL be a test!” A test?... On Final Fantasy?!... My time has come!

@nikfighter262

4 жыл бұрын

Uh hello, may I ask what game that profile picture comes from?

@Bjorick

3 жыл бұрын

what is the spirit stat of the marlboro in FF4's slyph cave?

@RPGtourguide

3 жыл бұрын

Bjorick I’ll admit, I think you’ve got me on that one. I could look it up but that’s no fun. Unless it’s a trick question, because they didn’t use Spirit as a stat in the original FF2/4 on the SNES, but I don’t think that’s the answer you’re looking for. ;)

@RPGtourguide

3 жыл бұрын

Gabriel262 Sorry I didn’t answer sooner. KZread didn’t tell me I had a reply. :P He was from an RPG Maker game I was making way back and I decided to use him as my channel mascot. :) The sprite is based off the FF3/6 look.

@Bjorick

3 жыл бұрын

@@RPGtourguide no, they used spirit (forget what it's for......) but yeah, no idea if enemies had them though (in the psp, it's magic defense rather then spirit, i think, but same thing :P )

"I'm not gonna pretend like, emulation doesn't exist." THANKS. I don't know why most youtubers are so strongly afraid of mentioning emulation or roms. Everybody emulates, we all do. Sometimes you just want free games. Sometimes you don't want to spend $100 just to play a SNES or GBA game.

@KlausWulfenbach

4 жыл бұрын

Sometimes the game was unreadable until you patched it. Sometimes the game in question hasn't been manufactured since before your parents were born. Sometimes the game isn't available at any price. Sometimes the game was legitimately released for free by the developers so it was never on sale. Sometimes the game was available for a dollar at one point in time but when you went to buy it the price permanently inflated to over two hundred because there is no new supply of the old copies. There are so many reasons why, in a lot of cases, emulation is not only the best option but actually the only option.

@aarondevack1912

4 жыл бұрын

Emulation is some sort of "Taboo" to most YTers. No clue why at all. Hell when I started my emulation times, the GBA was already stopped gaining new games as the DS was. Just as you said not everyone wants to shell out 100 plus dollars to get a GBA, SNES, PS1 etc. For maybe one game. It can be amazing as long as you know what emulation sites to go to. I sadly don't remember what sites I used as I stopped emulating games a long time ago, but still. Sorry for dragging this out so long, but yeah it's a fun way to find new games as it led me to find one of my all time favorites that I think no one thinks about much anymore. Breath of Fire 2. Anyways, I'm done, have an awesome time!

@tehSunBro

4 жыл бұрын

Emulation is in a technicaly grey area. People wanna avoid suggesting piracy if there are legal alternatives. Sure the Playstation has loadtimes, but its still perfectly playable. Imo i would go the grey middle ground. Buy a official version (PS1>Steam, dont wanna have SE think these sorts of ports are accetable) and then just play a modded rom. There is a difference if there are no legal alternatives, but it's not like SE doesnt rerelase, and piracy is NEVER acceptable.

@tehSunBro

4 жыл бұрын

@#1 ratbag It is piracy. Not like you cannot legaly get the game for a reasonable price. Its on the PSN for 10 bucks.

@djpegao

4 жыл бұрын

Two words: copyright infringement. Nintendo sees emulation as piracy and illegal because they think that's what cause the decline on sales. That's why nowadays there's fewer physical releases and only digital ones (which you don't entirely own by the way)

Is this how old people feel when the band they always listened to as a kid reunites decades later to tour once again? Cause I totally get it now.

@firstlast6437

4 жыл бұрын

It wasnt even a year lol chill

@tigerfestivals5137

4 жыл бұрын

@@firstlast6437 but it seemed like forever

@knight2976able

4 жыл бұрын

Old people... Listem here you whopper snapper i will whip your ass with my cane. ... After i take my hearing aid. Out my ear and bi focals after wiatch this vod on the interwebs

@BrendanJSmith

9 ай бұрын

The MCR Phenomenon.

"Or a bard that can get the fuck outta my party!" I nearly choked. Love it.

@jaylu2414

Жыл бұрын

I totally agree with your post, but I can’t hit the thumbs up button cause it is already at the perfect number.😅😅

@Amp5150

9 ай бұрын

i gotta say tho bard owns gil turtle and is the key to getting insanely rich in the gil cave

Over the years, FF5 has become one of my favorites in the series. I used to be all about FF6, but the job system in FF5 is so much fun, and I feel like it has so much replay value because of it.

@lustrouslamb3999

3 жыл бұрын

I agree. FF5 has possibly the best job system in the entire franchise.

@mememon5010

3 жыл бұрын

@@lustrouslamb3999 and that's why i don't really like ff7. the system lame af. put materia and you done.

@RadimuxCisco

3 жыл бұрын

Some people are going to hate my comment, but that is what I like about FFX-2. Not my favorite game, but man, the job system is great. I would prefer FF5 system, but the change on the fly is so awesome. I could also get multiclass in X-2 with equipment and the grids, so there is that.

@acamera367

3 жыл бұрын

FFV is my favorite

@zzz43344

3 жыл бұрын

@@RadimuxCisco Tbh, X-2 is admittedly a personal favorite of mine, too.

Everyone: Were you killed? Projared: Yes... *BUT I LIVED*

@shaneyy__

4 жыл бұрын

Fate Pixels sadly, yes* Our lord and savior Buck shall not be misquoted. Rule number one... always listen to Buck.

@SimpIeton1

4 жыл бұрын

ProJared's daughter took all of his experience and progression and produced this video as his himself.

@fatepixels9938

4 жыл бұрын

@@shaneyy__ I'm so sorry for my heresy, I hope my Lord and savior buck will forgive me

@OrphanCrow

4 жыл бұрын

Cancel Culture: I thought you died? Projared: I got better.

@lonelywolf5659

4 жыл бұрын

Sound like something you here in fate stay night

This guy went missing for almost a year, got almost destroyed socially and came back with the same awesome content he did back then as if nothing happened! ProJared is a badass!

@KairuHakubi

4 жыл бұрын

You mean a bad _butt_

@javarooster1105

4 жыл бұрын

He has the receipts

@TheMamaluigi300

4 жыл бұрын

Kairu Hakubi *butz

@psychwardsandSCENE

Жыл бұрын

"he's a badass for not letting a hateful bitter woman ruin his life" that's all you need to know about western society.

@MacenW

Жыл бұрын

@@psychwardsandSCENE He is though. Thats a huge accomplisment as a man. There are tons of men stuck in toxic relationships and many guys get their lives runined by bitter women.

17:47 I think Exdeath's second form is not weird, to be honest. Exdeath is a tree used to seal evil spirits, so it makes sense, in my opinion, that these evil spirits end up showing up at a certain point. Sure, it could have been done better, but I think it's pretty nice. And his boss fight in FF14 looks amazing (haven't played it because I'm not a fan of MMOs, but I saw a video and he looks badass).

@TheAuron32

Жыл бұрын

his fight in FF14 is truly something else, i main tanked it back when it was current and oh boy, he hit hard back then.

@MerkhVision

Жыл бұрын

That makes a lot of sense! So those must be all the other various evil spirits that were put in that tree over time, yeah?

@Lionblaze-Prime

Жыл бұрын

@@MerkhVision yup

this man has literally the entire internet against him, makes 1 video debunking everything,and comes back like its nothing what a badass

@psychwardsandSCENE

Жыл бұрын

"he's a badass for not letting a hateful bitter woman ruin his life" that's all you need to know about western society.

@captainpep3

10 ай бұрын

@@psychwardsandSCENEI’d say it’s pretty badass to deny the fate society pushed against you, as well as that woman. He’s a real RPG protagonist

@psychwardsandSCENE

10 ай бұрын

@@captainpep3 fair enough

Jared must be so happy whenever he realizes he can bring back the "This tree is trying to kill me." joke.

@Magitek1112

4 жыл бұрын

*BLEEP* you, nature.

Jared is a Necromancer, since he has successfully revived his once dead channel.

@Zeldahol

4 жыл бұрын

Good call Stuart.

@smallss7197

4 жыл бұрын

Anyone notice that he is losing subs again

@luckiness9500

4 жыл бұрын

Actually, there is a Necromancer Job in the FF5 Advance version jaja

@dodocyrax6960

4 жыл бұрын

Jakob Sprague about 5k subs since his "ressurection"

@smallss7197

4 жыл бұрын

@@dodocyrax6960 I dont know why tho

FFV is one of my favorite RPG's. There's some lovable characters in the game, and the job system totally rocks. It's such a warm feeling to remember the days that I played this, searched for special items with thief; laughed a lot with characters like Boko and Galuf.

11:51 Jared when he got his hands on those receipts

Aw that thumbnail. His smile and optimism: Restored.

@AndrevusWhitetail

4 жыл бұрын

More like "His smile and optimism : Taken back with force"

@shadeshadekinguy9632

4 жыл бұрын

HUMANITY RESTORED

@hectorleon465

4 жыл бұрын

He started New Game, with updated firmware :)

Jared the mad lad actually managed to revive his career.

@krakistophales

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine being falsely accused, debunking the allegations with evidence, and just getting back to business as usual? Fucking revolutionary.

@DragoRaRaRa

4 жыл бұрын

@@krakistophales see I know you're joking but it's fucking sad that what you just described rarely happens because people don't care about evidence they care about drama

@vivimos_en_una_sociedad7758

4 жыл бұрын

@@DragoRaRaRa oof

@Sparkster217

4 жыл бұрын

@@DragoRaRaRa Ok, fucctard

@icewolf6062

4 жыл бұрын

krakistophales he debunked the allegations? I won’t lie. . . I stopped paying attention after awhile.

“Because that sounds tight” is now my every DnD character’s motivation for adventuring

This video will go down in Internet history. It proves that justice does prevail. And Jared's nickname will forever be "The Phoenix"

@superlombax1561

3 жыл бұрын

A living embodiment of the Phoenix Summon

oh my god Jared has really changed, this really is a new beginning. He changed his hair that’s how we know this is a massive shift

@kpoprules1103

4 жыл бұрын

I’ll miss his Viscant hair

@skyblade7438

4 жыл бұрын

Idk, the colour is the same. If the colour doesn't change, it's not true character development.

@nikodemruta7686

4 жыл бұрын

What is this, an anime?

@joeljo2637

4 жыл бұрын

It might as well be an anime, he’s past probably the lowest point in his career and now he’s stronger!!

@locvo2050

4 жыл бұрын

ACK GIORNOOOOOO

That last piano part was Jared's message to anyone who doubted him.

@PilatusAnon

4 жыл бұрын

Get Dunked On!!

The "overusing the crystals to live comfy lives is endangering the world" was then reworked into Mako and FF7

This means FF6 is next... I can't wait! It's gotta be one of my favorites in the series!

@RPGtourguide

4 жыл бұрын

ShermTank7272 It’s so good - I can’t wait!

@Patchnose

4 жыл бұрын

Can you tell me what Im missing? Ive tried to play FF6 on 2 different occasions and I cant get invested in it. I always get to the part where the party splits up and I lose interest.

@sylvestermader-dancak9632

4 жыл бұрын

@@Patchnose same I lose interest when they get back together again. I want to enjoy it and finish it because of what people say, but i just can't get into it.

@Patchnose

4 жыл бұрын

@@sylvestermader-dancak9632 Im sure the game is great but it just doesnt do it for me. When Im having more fun with FF8 than I did with FF6 thats a problem. If FF8 didnt have the draw mechanic I think it would be a top 5 FF game easily.

@Gatitasecsii

4 жыл бұрын

It's glorious.

The Internet: Were you killed? ProJared: Sadly, yes. But I lived!

@paper-plater913

4 жыл бұрын

*ProJared : yes, but no*

@GuardianStriker

4 жыл бұрын

Sad that nobody knows that reference. Damn I love the Ice Age movies.

@MagnusTonitrum117

4 жыл бұрын

Spy Sapping Mah Internet!!! ProJared: The rumors of my death were greatly exaggerated

@DanielFerreira-ez8qd

4 жыл бұрын

@@GuardianStriker thats cause ice age is a terribly bland franchise

@James-jy3lh

4 жыл бұрын

My death was greatly exaggerated

Speaking of FF5, Jared's job class must be necromancer. Because he revived his own channel from the dead.

@Matt_PunchEnthusiast_Morris

4 жыл бұрын

(Drum sound effect)

@jackstevens7790

4 жыл бұрын

He was attacked with Death spell. It only healed him back to full.

@Matt_PunchEnthusiast_Morris

4 жыл бұрын

@@jackstevens7790 (Drum sound effect).... again

@edgelord8337

4 жыл бұрын

More like brink.

@Bug582

4 жыл бұрын

shitty jokes all around, eh ladies?

11:45 - "And the chocobo theme is...one of the best!" Cue Jared sitting bored and a very confused me....for all of 5 seconds

Jared cheated: Infinity War Jared proven innocent: Endgame

@aorusaki

4 жыл бұрын

Facts

@Miller_Time

4 жыл бұрын

What made him innocent?

@alinepiroutek8932

4 жыл бұрын

I don't even know what is happening

@anthonybalista7421

4 жыл бұрын

He kept the receipts.

The Internet: But I thought you were cancelled. Projared: Sadly I was, But I Lived!

@ciaranpatrick6859

4 жыл бұрын

Were you canceled? Sadly, yes. But I lived!

@ThatRandomEncounterGuy

4 жыл бұрын

Good news, everyone! The Fox executives who cancelled us were themselves fired for gross incompetence.

@StrongArmElijah

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, but actually no.

@a1rh3add

4 жыл бұрын

He had the receipts

@deadaccountlol9189

4 жыл бұрын

Projared: "Guess who survived his time in hell?"

“Are you paying attention to this shit? There WILL be a test at the end!” Yes sir! *furiously scribbles down notes while watching*

@raptorcell6633

4 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry sir! I can't be assed rewriting the bible.

@dannyboots

4 жыл бұрын

I *have* the receipts

@benjaminf

4 жыл бұрын

QUESTION 1! WHAT WAS THE 4TH FINAL FANTASY GAME

@manzithegamer2563

Жыл бұрын

@@benjaminf I know I'm late but it's final fantasy 2 on the SNES.

0:33 - When the teacher puts on a movie, but everyone decides to talk and go on their phones.

"And then he DBZ fights the turtle" - ProJared 2019

@superlombax1561

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I thought that same thing when I first got to that part.

"When something smells, it's usually the Butz." Oh wait, wrong game.

@irritationnation6122

4 жыл бұрын

PlutoTheSecond Very funny Larry

@mrpell83

4 жыл бұрын

LOL great reference though

@matthewfanous8468

4 жыл бұрын

Only thing I could think of

@fluffyninja3467

4 жыл бұрын

"Ah, youth...Like the scent of fresh lemon, you see"

@calistoyew1313

4 жыл бұрын

Such foolish references made by foolishly foolish fools.

Jared: I mastered the piano, look Me: God damn you

@vojtechfantys

4 жыл бұрын

This move should be illegal... except for October, I guess.

@pattyofurniture694

4 жыл бұрын

he got me good

@lonelywolf5659

4 жыл бұрын

JoJo theme intensifies

@piotrstrukiel3479

4 жыл бұрын

@@lonelywolf5659 i think it's megalovania theme

The Job system sounds complicated. But hot damn now I want it in every RPG.

@derekstronf1837

4 жыл бұрын

It gets simplified after a while. Then it gets fun. Like real fun

@Underworlder5

3 жыл бұрын

i find it a lot simpler than it sounds. after a while you just put rapid fire on all your melee fighters anyway. maybe dual wield or two handed as well depending on your tastes

I miss the crazy rating. :(

@Other_Kev

4 жыл бұрын

"My final rating for this game is a splinter that looks harmless but is actually a super powered entity. Easily overlooked, but definitely worth taking out and examining."

@dahammhamm590

4 жыл бұрын

@@Other_Kev Out of ten

@captaine-niscookie3406

4 жыл бұрын

@@Other_Kev underrated reply

@RPGtourguide

3 жыл бұрын

I miss it too. Maybe he could resurrect it as a its own video series, combining it with his One Minute Reviews. Call it “Out of Ten Reviews”. Give a brief review building up to and ending with the analogy.

I've said it once and I'll say it again: It's amazing how much of a leap in graphic and audio quality there was between FF5 and FF6 despite being on the same hardware. FF6 almost looks like a 32-bit era game by comparison.

@V2011F

4 жыл бұрын

Oh I agree I have the anthology game and the difference was staggering it almost made me wonder why 7 wasn't 2d as opposed to the 3d graphics we got.

@DanoLefourbe

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah in fact it makes it much harder to go back to 5. I never quite got into pre-FF6 episodes, despite their qualities.

@lordlouie3550

4 жыл бұрын

The Once And Future King It is rumored that FF4 began as a 4th famicom entry before being moved to snes, and I think it shows. The overworld sprites don’t feel like that much above an actual famicom, and even in battle they look like upscale 8-bit, with no more detail. The worst example for me is the eight legged kraken boss, who doesn’t even use a full 12 color palette.

@FinMertons

4 жыл бұрын

FFVI deserves a justified remake and not just a trash port with "updated" graphics.

@KOTEBANAROT

Жыл бұрын

@@FinMertons you got your wish i guess

When you'd given up on a Projared FFV review but Projared is back with the receipts

"I heard you were bitten by cancel culture" "Yeah I was.. And after 3 days of agonizing pain, the hate died."

THE MAN THAT UN-CANCELLED HIMSELF THE MAN THAT GAVE US HOPE THE MAN THAT GAVE US WISDOM THE MAN WHO PUT THE PRO IN PROJARED HE HAS RETURNED!

@vdochev

4 жыл бұрын

Stay PRO, man!

@mlyes1783

4 жыл бұрын

GLORY TO YOU ARISEN ONE

@jakesu8264

4 жыл бұрын

The man who defeated the evil internet!

@yata7450

4 жыл бұрын

Who put Jared in pro jared

@seasaltsky

4 жыл бұрын

He has the receipts.

He’s back, he didn’t let the haters bring him down too much

@PixelChris

4 жыл бұрын

So in other words “NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN! NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND HURT YOU!”

@timhook2086

4 жыл бұрын

Oh shit, wut up!

@trevordelepine7708

4 жыл бұрын

Pixel Chris well, three out of four anyways. Lol

@adammaher6962

4 жыл бұрын

Well I mean it's not that people were nesseserily haters its just that he did some bad stuff. It would be foolish to believe that he did nothing wrong

@TheManaTree777

4 жыл бұрын

Tbone Mr. Meme ...he’s not innocent you know.

Can't believe it's been 3 years already since Projared made his epic comeback to the internet

@db_524

8 ай бұрын

Ikr.

Internet: *JARED CHEATED.* Jared: _Call an ambulance!_ Internet: **finds out Jared is innocent** Jared: *_...BUT NOT FOR ME_*

Exdeath's last form does make sense; I clearly remember someone tells you that they sealed a bunch of powerful demons and monsters in a tree, that tree IS exdeath

@lfestevao

4 жыл бұрын

Yay, was going to comment this. The demons were sealed in the Moore Forest and they gathered in a single tree. That's why the Warriors of Dawn couldn't really kill it which kept regenerating. Also in the end the Void was consuming the monsters sealed in the Rift and they fused in Exdeath which started losing his mind.

@hardy3786

4 жыл бұрын

I blame the sloppy translation that Jared plays lmao

You know it's a real video when he's got the blue shirt on

@LunarWingCloud

4 жыл бұрын

Blue shirt for blue collar gamers

Lowkey I hate that every single comment is more about him coming back rather than about Final Fantasy V.

@Gatitasecsii

4 жыл бұрын

I highkey hate it, and worst of all, most of them were even part of the fucking hate mob.

@KaibaSeto.

4 жыл бұрын

@@Gatitasecsii Yo,you got any of those black market chips on sale?

@chesspunk489

3 жыл бұрын

I hate it when people say low key when it contributes nothing to the sentence.

@NamelessNotes

3 жыл бұрын

@@chesspunk489 well hey man, it actually did contribute to the sentence and the overall meaning of what I'm saying. People are happy that he's back and although I am also happy he's back, deep down I hate the fact that FFV is getting overlooked AGAIN. So even though I'm happy for him, I'm mentioning a little gripe about the comment section. It actually serves to replace the modifier, "Even though I'm happy he's back, I hate that every..." So it saves me a couple of words here. Well, until some dude wants to be a smartass on the internet.

@chesspunk489

3 жыл бұрын

@@NamelessNotes what is the low key nature about your feeling? It's not low key to begin with when posting a comment about it. This trendy unnecessary use of the phrase low key is a fad that needs to die. Btw I agree with the way you feel. Ff5 is a great game.

Now here's the content I miss so much, glad to have you back Jared.

Jared pulling through and making videos again after all that was done to him is enough to make a grown man cry...

This is what we call a *PROJARED* move

@alienozi

4 жыл бұрын

I'm don't know what Pro Life is But I know what *PROJARED* is

Secret twist: Megalovania was actually a song in FFV.

@rapidfire9999

4 жыл бұрын

Really?

@elektrikhd

4 жыл бұрын

@@rapidfire9999 For serious, it's an easter egg.

@lucasbeck1391

4 жыл бұрын

I guess time travel isn't limited to games

@rapidfire9999

4 жыл бұрын

@@elektrikhd Where can i find it?

@francisjomergallardo4593

4 жыл бұрын

@@rapidfire9999 You need to name your Butz as Sans and defeat 1337 skeleton pirates on the Abandoned Ship. No more no less or else it will not work. Play all the pianos. Then, before going to Mirage Island, you have to have Sans (Butz) summon Bahamut and use Mega Flare to end the battle. It HAS to be the last action you do. Then go back to Mirage Island and play the Piano.

It’s been 9 months and I still laugh at Jared’s reaction when he made the accidental butt joke.

Things I’ve learned from this video: -RPGS with job systems generally feel more rewarding to play. Use FF5 as an example. -Don’t make scenarios where your forced to use a specific class. Great to see you back!

@Orrelous

4 жыл бұрын

Totally agree! I loved Bravely Default, another RPG with an awesome job system and now I wanna play FFV

@DaTrixie

4 жыл бұрын

There is a mobile mmo called AQ3d, that had this system. Reminds me of DAOC or EQ with a job system and non auto play.

There was a time when I wasn't sure if there would ever be a new ProJared video, so happy to see you creating again!

@17Delirious

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, so happy to have him back, can't wait for the FF6 review!

"Ole Greg here" thank you Hildibrand!

I know you went through a lot bt im glad that you are back, your one of the best game reviews out there,

Little lore: The reason he looks like that in his final form is because they used to seal all their bad guys that were too powerful into a tree in the Great Forest of Moore. Eventually the tree gained sentience as all the spirits gain a singular goal. Unable to pass on they beg for the end of their existence, to end their suffering, to return everything to the void. With that goal in mind the tree turns into ExDeath, a walking manifestation of their desires, trying to erase all existence, including their own, with the void. At the end when ExDeath is consumed by the void, causing him to lose his sanity in exchange for more power, what you’re seeing is all the spirits sealed within losing their singular focus and being torn apart into their individual forms. No longer being ExDeath but a mass of evil spirits forming a collective known as Neo ExDeath.

@tortoiseknight8438

4 жыл бұрын

That's metal as fuck

@MetalAcrean

4 жыл бұрын

I was aware of the "they're all monsters in a tree" thing but not that Exdeath obsession with the void was because of the spirits anguish. And also the NeoExdeath thing.

@Nickle_King

4 жыл бұрын

Wait...so...that COULD have been the Emperor? That’s really friggen cool.

@MoeChicken

4 жыл бұрын

I never knew about that! I only remembered the idea that ONE spirit was sealed in the tree. I didn't know it was an evil spirit dumping ground. That kinda strengthens the environmental message, too. I love when games manage to get off an environmental message subtly. *glares at Chrono Cross*

@DoctorWhoKage

4 жыл бұрын

@@Nickle_King Yeah. Especially since the Emperor (who's official name is Emperor Mateus) wanted to become the King of Hell. Maybe Neo Exdeath is Square confirming to us that the Emperor finally achieved his goal after he kills himself at the end of FF2.

I was drinking when that last piano joke happened and I almost choked on my drink. Oh Jared you loveable basterd.

@yulikitten

4 жыл бұрын

*Exdeath bursts into the room "I have the receipts!!!"

@natehall3131

4 жыл бұрын

NEW-SCANDAL Projared almost killed someone with undertale music *edit fuck

@cyberneticghostofchristmas2501

4 жыл бұрын

@@natehall3131 Are they nice sandals?

@mexicankisuke5466

4 жыл бұрын

Koichi u have no mystery

That’s why my final rating for this game... Is a Missing Rating/10

THE AGE STAT IS THE BEST STAT This is a reference to Jared’s older vids. It’s the crappy console. Go watch it.

I didn't know how much I needed a "Bard can get the f$%& out of my party" joke until I watched this video. Thank you Jared!!

@timhook2086

4 жыл бұрын

.... okay?

@Matt_PunchEnthusiast_Morris

4 жыл бұрын

I know right 😂

@kbowman772

4 жыл бұрын

Except the bard is actually decent this time... well sing is anyway.

@chaoskiller6084

4 жыл бұрын

@@kbowman772 Level/Swift Song and GilToss/Zeninage is OP af.

@donaldbell2554

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

This man had the entire internet against him and here he is. I learned my lesson about not adding fuel to cancel culture, it's modern day witch hunting.

@Ozzianman

4 жыл бұрын

I don't follow drama much, wtf is cancel culture.

@MetalAcrean

4 жыл бұрын

When people decide they don't like you and bring the sjws to destroy you.

@panthekirb7561

4 жыл бұрын

@@MetalAcrean It doesn't always have to involve SJWs but yeah pretty much its about destroying someone's career because you deem their existence "inconvenient".

@MetalAcrean

4 жыл бұрын

They said something which can be understood as offensive so they deserve a fate worse than death.

@fbistatmajor5918

4 жыл бұрын

Cancel Culture existing is why I don't feel bad about doxing leftists

"This tree is trying to kill me. F*** you, Nature." I was so happy at the return of that joke.

I'll always love how you give a feeling a nostalgia. It just feels like these vids have always been there but they aren't as "cringy" or "outdated" as nostalgia critics channel

@mx_cyber

2 жыл бұрын

Fr. I would watch Jared over him any day

I wish the intro was back, but atleast Jared is uploading again

@unknown404x

4 жыл бұрын

it plays in the end

@ibosu3190

4 жыл бұрын

The final rating is lacking too :(

@mergieismoronic

4 жыл бұрын

+George Costanza FantomenK said over Twitter that he can’t.

@ibosu3190

4 жыл бұрын

@@mergieismoronic Did he say why?

@palico004

4 жыл бұрын

@@ibosu3190 I imagine the creator of the song has cancelled Jareds license to use the song, due to the controversy and the way the song has become a joke associated with a big internet drama.

GUESS WHO'S BACK BACK AGAIN JARED'S BACK TELL A FRIEND

@lkcdarzadix6216

4 жыл бұрын

Except the Ex Don't tell the Ex

@TheApfelschale

4 жыл бұрын

I told my brother, does that count?

@fanfaretloudest

4 жыл бұрын

Me: *Doing the robot*

@chewycard6269

4 жыл бұрын

Tell “a” friend, I think you mean’t every friend

Good to see you back. I was waiting for you to continue this series.

i’m glad to see jared continue to make videos and maintain the quality

Ive never been so happy to hear Jared bashing on bards.

@ZoanBlade90

4 жыл бұрын

I'm tempted to say "Piss off, Tandem!".

There's something about this video. Jared seems to be in a new light, like the whole setup seems brighter and more colourful. Is it just me?

@LendinSwiftbolt

4 жыл бұрын

It's called a Winter of Rebirth No, but seriously, it's super nice to see, it seems like Jared's just finding and getting back into a groove.

@RealWonderSwan

4 жыл бұрын

This episode was amazing honestly and all of the jokes really hit for me. I'm really hoping to see how his future content turns out, if he's making videos this good.

@tommyfraz.

4 жыл бұрын

He became a Paladin, that’s why.

@SpaceCowboySlade

4 жыл бұрын

Hm maybe it is you, I thought he may have looked a little under the weather like he had caught something. Maybe that's just me tho lol

@StupidNSimplesns

4 жыл бұрын

@@RealWonderSwan Yeah the jokes were great. Especially the "and the bard can get the fuck out of my party one" haha

syldra's death was so sad when i was a kid playing on emulation even in death she got's your back even he scream is the sadest sound i can hear

14:10 Tellah died in 4 though? He also fought beyond his limits in a one-on-one fight against the big bad...though the rest of the party wasn't being held down at the time and just sat there watching. I could understand if you don't count him as a major party member though.

really glad to see jared finally regains his color.

The greatest bounceback of 2019 hands down

@kainthedragoon8081

4 жыл бұрын

I mean if he wanted he could sue several people to hell

@maxmaxmaxmax647

4 жыл бұрын

@@kainthedragoon8081 maybe he should , as a sign that stiring up youtube/internet drama can blowback in your face

@Warfoki

4 жыл бұрын

@@maxmaxmaxmax647 I mean he could, but I also perfectly understand why he wouldn't. After all the utter shitstorm, I can very much understand that he just wants to move on with his like and do the video reviews and streaming he likes to do instead of dragging out this drama for years for a most likely inconsequential payout.

@maxmaxmaxmax647

4 жыл бұрын

@@Warfoki i can see that , and i think most of his fanbase thinks so too

@joeywalker2061

4 жыл бұрын

@@kainthedragoon8081 in all honesty he can really only sue news outlets that took the allegations too far I'm sure their are a few that he can get money from but I doubt that he can just sue youtubers who made videos reporting/repeating his allegations.

Damn. I never knew about the bad ending. I beat it using a walkthrough, so yeah. Edit: Two years ago, I beat it again, without any walkthrough, but I hit the good ending again without remembering that there was such thing as different endings. So I watched Jerd's gameplay on the gameplay channel and remembered again.

9:37 That's what magic spells are for, they are unaffected by row placement, so they always deal full damage. It also makes Rangers more unique, as their weapons -- bows -- are not affected by row placement. There are also some Thief & Ninja weapons that are unaffected by row placement, like boomerangs.

Said it once, I'll say it again: I'm so happy that you're back, Projared.

That's why my Final Rating for this. . . is A Great Comeback/10.

@entity42

4 жыл бұрын

And that's why I rate this comment an original funny creation/10

@havanowoncheese

4 жыл бұрын

Ahh damn someone beat me to it.

Awsome to see you back with a Final Fantasy video. Those are my favourite vids that you make :)

That ending was one of the few times that meme actually got me lol. nice job Jared. I'm glad you are back. Keep up the good work

@MerkhVision

4 жыл бұрын

What meme?

It’s been so long. This truly is a blessed day

Jared: Calls Gilgamesh "Greg" Me: has to pause for a good 30 second fangasm.

@OnyDeus

4 жыл бұрын

"I'm old Gregg"

@Fooacta

4 жыл бұрын

Would have been the perfect time to /hildy.

@ulaladiva

4 жыл бұрын

*Manderville intensifies*

@astarothk2273

4 жыл бұрын

/mmambo

@CumLordGary

4 жыл бұрын

Greg Hefley

So glad you are back on track!

"Or a Bard who can get the fk out of my party!" -- ahahhahaha

@sharkhenry8010

3 жыл бұрын

I will always love this line. 😂