Padding in this game is ridiculous

@chasegaetze4507

4 ай бұрын

Lol the super abundance of mini games. Let's make combat so fun but let's make more mini games than actually fighting

They turned an iconic villain into an obsessed ex-boyfriend the whole game, appearing randomly and whispering the exact same lines to Cloud.

In the words of Zack, " What the hell is happening here!"

@skarlet0735

4 ай бұрын

Kingdom hearting the game 😢

@harrifongostudios

4 ай бұрын

See that’s where I come in, I’m just happy to be along for the ride.

Couldn't even edge to this... exploded immediately!!

@yosh1562

4 ай бұрын

Oh

@timhertens8502

3 ай бұрын

Where you failed, I succeeded

The game is a mess. Exuberant amount of mini games, padding, a huge open world but at tue same time it feels so meaningless. What is even the point? Maps not incorporated into the story at all, stick with the main quest and you explore maybe 15%. Narratively, the game borders in disastrous. They had a great storyline and failed to properly hit the emotional beats and on top, convoluted it to hell. That being said, it has been over 20 years since Square released a game with this level of ambition and scope. Combat is exactly like the rest of the game, fun but messy. I really like the "blueprint" they uncovered though. Enormous scope, with huge explorable zones. Wide variety of gameplay. Action combat with strategic elements. They just need to continue to refine this blueprint

Damn, that dragon was ON YOU😂

3:34 The dragon clipping it's own head through it's body to hit you is some next level tracking bullshit lol

This is the most accurate review to this game I’ve seen

I never used dodge, I just put the steadfast materia on mostly everyone, rewards you for blocking and timing blocking hits.

i share the same sentiment as you on the story - fine with 2 or even 3 worlds/timelines but once they made it seem like there are countless of them, I start to not care so much about what's happened because there is always a possibility of something else happening at another world that we are not aware of. So this makes major events like deaths not significant anymore. I am also not a fan of so many mini games and having them all locked behind strong accessories from crafting, they require too much time commitment to practise and get good with them. I have done all the green sidequests (except the party animal) and all the map explorations, just going to do a 2nd playthrough on hard mode and move on to other games. Game is 10/10 up till the last 15%, sitting at 8.5/10 for me now

Messy is the perfect word. I was left wishing it was combat focused like 16 because I started hating everything outside the combat. Ton of mini games I never want to see again

You're a funny guy, even though you sound serious. 😂 Absolutely hilarious review.

Thanks John Grapplehook, very cool vid

I felt like cloud combat was kinda better in remake than in rebirth

Gimme back Remake Punisher Mode. That combo string was goated

Epic Video, Very Cool

Characters are amazing. NPCs though are distracting from the fantasy world. More like Sims or tourists from a multiculti western city that visit disney land. Even in a small rural mountain oldtown like Nifelheim..... but well, everything has to bee diverse everywhere.

@daeith1233

4 ай бұрын

Y'all definitely can't get over the fact that ppl can have differenr ethnicities...even in a fantasy game, that's crazy, what kind of ppl would be complaning abt "diversity" in a npc village?💀

Spoilers: I honestly thought they did the Dyne scene perfectly imo. The dude HAS completely lost it and it seemed totally in character to act the way he did. Also Barrett’s VA went so hard in that scene.

Excellent review. Objective honesty.

@nunya3399

4 ай бұрын

it's riddled with opinions. i mean i get it's honest, but objective? game is great to me anyeway

@typho6279

3 ай бұрын

@@nunya3399 but scientifically accurate opinions

scoots sent me here

good critique without being a smug asshole. some of these youtube guys should learn from this 👍

Thank GOD someone besides me said the TRUTH! This games open world does feel like an ubisoft spinoff and it sucks, no clue what other people see in this garbage.

So many of the minigames was amazing ? The Goldeb Saucer had so many amazing games to the fighter one the robot gambit one also the revamped Fort Condor ... actually all the minigames in Gold Saucer were goated but you like the piano one that's not even a minigame it's basically press a button at a certain time lmao

This is the dumb thing I’m about to say but I wish it had dmc combo like attack

This game is unreal!!! I cannot believe this got made!!!

I thought the game was fine, the ending kinda threw me off, but I enjoyed the game for the most part.

I certainly echo some of your points, in particular the inconsistent dodge. Definitely the erratic tone, though it spends most of its time being garish and gaudy. Lastly, I felt remake as well as rebirth is guilty of dismantling the mystique of Sephiroth.

Dude I agree with you on so many things. But my major complaint is DODGING and I'm so glad I'm not the only one! Its literally a just there as a damn cosmetic! There are attacks you can't block and dodging is your only option... and it just straight up doesn't work.....

Game is a 6. Square doesnt deserve our money. Music and graphics dont make things great

I'm still salty that they didn't have the roller coaster in the gold saucer in the speed square. I got discount Gummi ship from Kingdom Hearts.

no ff7 snowboarding built into the game. never playing this trash, sorry lil bro

The mistake Square did was to split this game into 3 parts in the span of so many years - Remake was in 2020, Rebirth in 2024 and the next will probably be in 2027 or 2028 and trust me, by then the hype - what's left of it will be dead gone. Instead of making one big game on 2-3 blurays without altering the story with this multiverse nonsense they went on trying to milk this title as much as possible, add as much filler content to keep player "engaged". No wonder it tanks in sales as a sequel. When Remake was announced we all thought we're gonna get the full game but then Square said : but wait... there's more.

@ybyby3rdday

4 ай бұрын

Yeah, if this was more polished and part of a full 1-1 remake. It would be selling gangbusters

This game as a completionist is one of the worst due to the repetitive world intel, cheap minigames/vr challenges

Sorry but i loved nearly all miniganes.

They also cramped a little too much annoying mind games i agree. Some annoying flaws but good game

The rufus rematch was stupid and unnecessary

Sephiroth is just so overused compared to the OG version can’t even take him serious anymore you can’t use Vincent or cid battles taking too long minigames are annoying

@GodofGoblins

4 ай бұрын

Well it kinda makes sense. He is from the future. In og he barely did anything until the end, and he failed. So of course he will be more active and engage with people more. Hell the first time we see him in remake he tries to make aerith and cloud not even meet. Makes sense.

@Moneybill01

4 ай бұрын

No it doesn’t make sense have you even played the original

@GodofGoblins

4 ай бұрын

@@Moneybill01 yup, multiple times. again, this is not a 1 to 1 ratio of the original. its a sequel. if you understand that, its easy to understand why seph is so active this time. even his overall goal is different than OG. you know that right?

@Moneybill01

4 ай бұрын

Yeah this is why sales are so bad how to butcher a game and overload it with rubbish

@GodofGoblins

4 ай бұрын

@Moneybill01 nah so the sales in Japan are low because the game catered to the west too much. The game ended up being second most sold on Playstation, next to helldivers. The numbers are also only to physical sales, not digital which we may never get unless square talks. But yeah, game is obviously geared more towards western audience, which the east hates. We gotta wait to see digital sales though to see if it's a true success or not so much. Could be another ff16 situation where sales end up fine, but not amazing. Time will tell

Cant please anybody

They completely neutered RedXIII. His skill set is useless and what they did to his voice was a travesty.

I'm actually struggling to finish this game...by Junon I was born of the game and it's repetitiveness and it's constant progression blocked by minigames.. By the time I got to Cosmo Canyon I didn't even really want to play anymore. I am literally dragging my feet to finish playing this cash grab of a game

@JMartini810

4 ай бұрын

Do you know the definition of a cash grab ??? There is so much effort here it's crazy.... also if you do NO side quests you're getting through this game in like 30 hours so wtf are you even talking about lmfaoo 😂😂😂

@KunNoctis

3 ай бұрын

It is kind of a cash grab given that they had all the time in the world to make useless mini games, instead of this they could've just actually finished the whole story. Idk who enjoyed playing mini games like cactuar crush, 3d brawler or that annoying fort condor games

In what world does this game force Aerith on you, it is clear the Tifa is the canon relationship with Cloud in this game, her date is the only one that ends in a kiss.

@itsbeyondme5560

4 ай бұрын

It isnt. The kiss isn't canon but fanservice. Aerith singing at the play and her date are canon

@NoahBuchanan_

4 ай бұрын

@@itsbeyondme5560 your right but tifa does get forced in this game

@itsbeyondme5560

4 ай бұрын

@@NoahBuchanan_ Because of fanservice.

@jaytoochill_

4 ай бұрын

For all of chapter 14 it’s like Aerith and Cloud are being forced together. Don’t know if this is because the Zach stuff or what. Im trying to figure what’s even going on. But Aerith is definitely seeming to date cloud at the end

This game mops the floor with 16

@tylercafe1260

4 ай бұрын

Which is just sad for the franchise and not a W

@ybyby3rdday

4 ай бұрын

Indeed. And it could've demolished if it was more polished, balanced and refined

@nswmeeuwes89

3 ай бұрын

That's a low bar to clear sadly enough... :(

The countless, bullshit and largely unfair mini-games nearly made me rage quit completely. So much unneeded bloat and filler, and almost all of them are straight trash and a chore to get through. I hated Queen's Blood at first but the more I got used to it and started winning better cards, I actually really enjoy it. Other than the piano mini game, ALL of the others suck ass and need to die.

Complaining about 5 sec. animations is like complaining that you have to turn off your car, get out and shut the door every time. I know it's a game, but having some reality based animations is a good thing, not a bad thing. The mini-games can throw you off if you're not a fan. I'm a fan of the mini-games, so I didn't mind the challenge with the boxes, or Tifa's sit-ups, or even the frogs. I found them humorous and fun. Part of my experience though goes back to nostalgia with the original game 25years ago. I want to soak up every inch of this game. I'm loving it.

@DankinTwitch

4 ай бұрын

Disagree about the reality based animations especially for a jrpg, but definitely agree about this game being for die hard fans of OG FF7. I LIKE OG FF7 but don't LOVE it. If a remake like this were to happen for FF6 or 9 I would be all over it though.

@xRoycex

4 ай бұрын

Oh wow

@Kumire_921

4 ай бұрын

Buggy animation didn't bother me but the ungodly amount of times that dumbass AI and chadley interrupt you to say the most pointless and obvious things ever legitimately ruin the pacing of the game. I swear to god i hate that stupid character so much right now and i bet it will be even worse in Part 3 since the japanese audience apparently loves MAI.. of course right.

@crossroads8370

4 ай бұрын

@@DankinTwitch No you wouldn't be happy if they remade ff6 or ff9 they would just add the multiverse story telling to those as well and have them so convoluted just like this one. I hope they don't remake those games I don't want anymore remakes from squarenix.

@SortofFriendlySM

4 ай бұрын

@@crossroads8370the multiverse thing is fine y’all just love to complain. It doesn’t change the main story, it’s a way to tell the story in a different way, what’s to cry about? You can still play the og game matter of fact I bought it last night for $15.99 on my ps5. Useless complaining a multiverse, as a fan you should be glad they are doing this n not just retconning the OG story.

Agreed on evrything you said ! thx , all streamer/youtuber only praise but the ending is sooo horrible, n oemotion. Too many mini-games, ubisoft like opne world was not necessary aswell. It could have been a legendary above the original legend but it's not. The gmae stil l good tho but not that good...

I love the game ending.i think the ending is better than the original ending because that ending didn't make Sense either if you thought about it. I would complain about the tone swifts in this game but because i played the original last month, i cant complain too much because that game tone was all over the place too

I have some things to say about your review but their will be spoilers. All the minigames suck there's like 400 minigames it's impossible for them all to suck. I would say a lot of the minigames are hit or miss. Thinking off the top of my head the fortcondor dauphin and pirate minigames are good. For the story I know the meme multiverses are stupid now but they do make it clear that when these multiverses are made they quickly die. So we really don't know what's going on with them. Your other criticism of not hiding the fact that Barret didn't kill all those people um we all know barret didn't kill all those people the dyne story is over 20 years old dude. I do agree with some of your criticisms it's just some the things I don't agree with.

@rredix

4 ай бұрын

The criticism that everyone knows because the game is 25 years old is invalid. The game is supposed to be for new and returning players. How would a new new player be able to appreciate the mystery of an unknown person with a gun arm if it is clearly presented to not be Barrett? And at this point, you might as well say "why didn't they just review the security cameras and figure out it wasn't Barrett?" This is also a major problem that plagued FF16. The player knows way too much more than the characters at any given time. I can't empathize with character that cannot see the obvious clues in front of them when the game devs have been beating me over the head with them.

It felt very heavily Kingdom Hearts, not a bad thing, but also not a good thing. This is Final Fantasy. It should be separate.

play ff7, aerith one of the main cast besides cloud and sephiroth, doesn't like aerith very much, feels like she is being forced on you too much, the game literally is about her and cloud saving the planet from meteor...

@vladik87

4 ай бұрын

The original forced Aerith on Cloud. That’s how I felt as a kid when I played. And I never really liked her character, to be honest. I liked her in Remake and I like her in Rebirth.

@daeith1233

3 ай бұрын

​@@vladik87not hate but she's the main character of the story (whilr Cloud is the main character of the game) you can feel like she's "forced" to you whatever but somehow she's the plot

@vladik87

3 ай бұрын

@@daeith1233 I know she’s the main character. That’s why the game forces her on you.

This game is a masterpiece, of Course some minigames fucking suck. Thats their job lmao

@nswmeeuwes89

3 ай бұрын

Why would it be their job to have bad mini-games?

If a game has walking sections, and squeezing between walls, it aint worth anyone's time.

Spoilers: This game is a sequel. The timeline sephiroth with the whispers is the sephiroth from og ff7. Also yuffie is just a zoomer influencer, and it's fucking annoying.

Tone down the minigames, improve traversal, remove half of the pointless open world collectibles like towers and crystals.. we don't need that, remove completely Queen's Blood from the game like entirely and the game would be a 8-9 for me.

@BarfDrinker420

4 ай бұрын

Spoken like a true games journalist

@Kumire_921

4 ай бұрын

@@BarfDrinker420If you liked that shit you can go play Far Cry, Assassin's Creed or a card game. FF should be mainly about combat and the few minigames the og had like chocobo races, G bike, arena etc which are awesome.

@DankinTwitch

4 ай бұрын

I was with you until the Queens Blood removal. That is blasphemy.

@BarfDrinker420

4 ай бұрын

@@Kumire_921 so we can't expand anything? We gotta keep things the exact same? Got it. Also, Rebirth does exploration better than any Ubisoft game. These comparisons are pretty dumb. Also, here's a tip, and this may be really difficult so try to understand: you can actually skip the minigames AND the open world collectables. I know, crazy

@BarfDrinker420

4 ай бұрын

@@DankinTwitch this person probably sucks some fat asscheeks at card games

Greatest game of all time ty square Enix

The combat and Queen's Blood are the only 2 fun parts about Rebirth. Everything else was ungodly cringe and boring, just like Remake. Your criticisms are on point. I just want to add: - In Rebirth, you still need to stop and watch the whole slow sword animation when you break crates. - Limit breaks / a lot of moves also missed a lot in Remake, so they're still broken.

@jordangonzalez4658

4 ай бұрын

You must have never played the original

@sameebasit3725

4 ай бұрын

you can dodge cancel the sword animation if it really bothers you so much, but saying everything else was cringe and boring is insane, it’s your opinion but you are the very small minority of players who didn’t enjoy the game thoroughly

@jordangonzalez4658

4 ай бұрын

@@sameebasit3725 right I feel bad for people who can’t enjoy good stuff

@nosouponhead

4 ай бұрын

The original FF7 is my favorite game of all time. I literally just replayed it. It's completely different from the remake series, so I don't know what your comment was implying.

@nswmeeuwes89

3 ай бұрын

I kind of agree, although I will add that there were some scenes which were very well written character moments. In a vacuum many scenes worked well. Overall the story is a mess though, unfortunately.