The Proclaimers: I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more- Vanessa Carlton: I'd walk a thousand miles- The Entity: hold my beer

@firestarr5812

3 жыл бұрын

Well played.

@Doogie95

3 жыл бұрын

“Beat me by one second” - Tony Stark

@RobloxmasterRobloxlover

3 жыл бұрын

Noice my dudee

@coconuts5500

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOOO

@RobloxmasterRobloxlover

3 жыл бұрын

@@Doogie95 wow noce

This film is literally that theoretical problem where you're immortal until an immortal snail catches up to you.

@Sovic91

3 жыл бұрын

I thought I was the only one who thought of that.

@MyNameIsAlex14753

3 жыл бұрын

I was just about to comment the same thing lol, good to know I’m not original.

@Tkieron

3 жыл бұрын

Nothing in the original post says the snail is trying to touch you. Also it's still a snail no matter how intelligent. It can't build anything.

@DirectorsChoice

3 жыл бұрын

I have never heard of that theoretical problem lol

@inyrui

3 жыл бұрын

could you not just place a box over the snail and trap it forever

Everyone gangster until it learns to use public transport.

@Redwan777

3 жыл бұрын

Credit card: *Declines* Transporter: We are back to where we were.

@darkhobo

3 жыл бұрын

Jokes on you. There is no public transport in detroit

@lazysunside

3 жыл бұрын

@@darkhobo there is uh..the people's detroitian front drive-by transporting service.

@9a_23_tyrantqiu7

3 жыл бұрын

@@lazysunside r/wooooooosh

@lazysunside

3 жыл бұрын

@@9a_23_tyrantqiu7 r/wooooosh

You gotta admit, it would still be very terrifying laying in your bed, knowing that a dangerous entity is slowly moving towards you at all times and there is a limited amount of time you can stay at home until you are not safe anymore.

@PapiNotDaddy

Жыл бұрын

So basically living a day in any hood in America

@Speed-TV

Жыл бұрын

@@PapiNotDaddy only if you own a PS5

@PapiNotDaddy

Жыл бұрын

@@Speed-TV that's why my boy has a crib full of straps , he's got p5 for the low for sale

@she_sings_delightful_things

Жыл бұрын

Truly terrifying thought. There's no way I could live knowing that. How tf could you even sleep?

@Ender_Guy64

Жыл бұрын

agreed

Alternative: Become a flight attendant. As long as the entity doesn’t get on the plane with you, no matter where you go, you will always be a step ahead.

@Chaddogg1

Жыл бұрын

it just strolls through the ocean XD

@amalnation4021

Жыл бұрын

i feel like the solution is just be asexual. you can never get the curse therefore you never get hurt

@Cart00nist101

Жыл бұрын

@@amalnation4021 My cup of tea right here

@shacharlem4424

Жыл бұрын

You can still get raped@@amalnation4021 .

@dabonethug

Жыл бұрын

All fun and games until a flight gets delayed for 6 hours and the entity catches you

I just realized how incredibly patient The Entity is. It’s the most laid back supernatural killer ever. It just strolls along everywhere. Do you think it admires the turning of the leaves or pets a dog every once in a while?

@rudysantayana4252

3 жыл бұрын

My head cannon is it does

@necfreon6259

3 жыл бұрын

Compared to most monsters I will agree that it seems so chill I mean you whould think that a demon that is based on killing people that has a bad record on sexual relationships whould probably be I don’t know somewhat more aggressive then walking at the same speed

@stevenscott2136

3 жыл бұрын

It doesn't like its job, so it slacks off a lot. Recall at the beginning, it was hanging out in the theater, NOT walking toward Jay's date. I figure it was there for the show.

@noraasti

3 жыл бұрын

I hope so

@ShadowEclipex

3 жыл бұрын

I want to see a horror movie of a Killer like that now. Just a killer who looks chill to everyone else, but never fully stops pursuing you.

“It won’t be an exciting life, but it will be an alive life” - Matpat, 2020

@ImprisionArchieves

3 жыл бұрын

A yes the legendary quote of 2020 that moved us all forward

@xujio

3 жыл бұрын

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@user-rt9sf8uf1h

3 жыл бұрын

do you mean exciting?

@user-tx2ow7xj5q

3 жыл бұрын

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@RaymondTracer

3 жыл бұрын

I'd rather just have an exiting life, just yeet me off this plane of existence.

The fact that It walks makes it so much creepier. I mean if it was constantly running at you, that’s also creepy.. but somehow not as much

@Ender_Guy64

Жыл бұрын

less creepy more deadly

@Jenna2k

Жыл бұрын

Ikr. It doesn't need to run because it always know where you are and that scares ne.

@Deuce_and_a_half

Жыл бұрын

If it was running at you you wouldn't have time to be creeped out. The slow walk lets the horror set in more than a simple fight or flight response.

@athenasimp9928

Жыл бұрын

It walking suggests that its not in a rush

@connorsmith-tu9jz

Жыл бұрын

Be worse if it were crawling.

Tbh I feel that the best way to defeat it is to pass it on to a sex’s worker because if the worker passes it on and the client of the worker dies, the worker would probably just pass it on to someone else, it would be best if there clients were mostly business people who travel a lot so that it would take a large amount of time to go back to the place that the worker was

@JakeLYT

Жыл бұрын

International prostitution always saves the day.

@heavyhitman

6 ай бұрын

Perhaps someone from that one polygamous cult?

@syd7608

5 ай бұрын

@@heavyhitman cults mass-commit suicide sometimes, just a little too risky

@Skolladrum

Ай бұрын

isn't that what the movie character do but in the ending something is still following them which mean that failed?

@TranNguyen-sw7wu

Ай бұрын

What if those clients have spouses and kids? The spouses will die, then the clients die, leaving all the kids alone as orphans.

Legit, I constantly think of that movie more than I should.

@Ghost.8456

3 жыл бұрын

Oh wow it's you

@tylerhackner9731

3 жыл бұрын

Same here

@DarwinskiYT

3 жыл бұрын

The Jovenshire

@carealoo744

3 жыл бұрын

Spray it with spray-paint and show it to people

@zarseemdyartes8957

3 жыл бұрын

Seeing you just awakened a distant memory I didn’t know I still had

Wow, I am most impressed that the film makers actually used real locations and timelines that allowed the entity to consistently travel 3mph throughout the film! What attention to detail!!

@killeramphibians

2 жыл бұрын

is this sarcasm or no LMAOOOOOO

@AnAverageNerd

2 жыл бұрын

@@killeramphibians wha

@RedLotusIV

2 жыл бұрын

It's per average

@jjhhandk3974

2 жыл бұрын

Lol. They didn’t …it’s speed was averaged over the whole movie .

@peebsyt2870

2 жыл бұрын

Theres also a bunch of assumptions made because whilst we know the distances we dont know the amount of time passed exactly, just approximately

Imagine your alarm doesn't ring one day and the entity, as always for the past year shows up at your house expecting you to be leaving and it just sees you sleeping calmly. I would be so confused

If this happens, just turn it into a reality TV series. The proceeds would fund increasingly elaborate schemes to evade, trap or destroy the creature. When you want to retire, pass the franchise on to a new lead actor, kind of like Dr Who.

@iainmichealogilviewarnock9026

11 ай бұрын

that deserves way more likes

@micahwebb411

5 ай бұрын

Definitely

@kitkat1129

2 ай бұрын

But nobody can see it but you, so they’d think you’re insane.

@KRAT0S_son_of_zeus

Ай бұрын

​@@kitkat1129 paintball gun

I didn’t know this movie existed, which is strange, because it was practically filmed in my backyard.

@kimjack1000

3 жыл бұрын

I don't usually watch indie films, but goddamn, it was great.

@visoth7791

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't like the character writing, but I definitely enjoyed the "creep" factor and decisions the creators made. Examples such as that giant tall dude walking in a bedroom hallway...Or even stuff like an old lady dressed as if from a mental ward, walking towards you out in the open with a limp. Another example I really liked was when the entity stops slamming on the door to its target, takes a moment to look at the person whos next in line on the list, before going back to slamming on the door. As if it was a nod to "yeah, you're next. I see you. Wait there a minute". Stuff like that is all very well done, and does a great job for its creepyness. It doesn't rely on jumpscares to make you anxious. One of the better horror movies of the past decade for sure.

@Anne_one

3 жыл бұрын

It’s great. A real family friendly film.

@Vortex-fz7br

3 жыл бұрын

Is it bad that the main reason I liked your comment is because you have coffee in your name

@RobinK

3 жыл бұрын

It's the only movie that managed to freak me out a little as an adult. I'd definitely recommend watching it.

“Michigan, the land of relentless killers” -MatPat

@sciencesid

3 жыл бұрын

Can confirm.

@torchman99

3 жыл бұрын

Yessir

@spicychinchin6597

3 жыл бұрын

@@sciencesid absolutely

@sciencesid

3 жыл бұрын

@@spicychinchin6597 *_Now, why don'tcha come over here? Heehe_* Who else wants to make a horror movie with this thread?

@couldibecolin

3 жыл бұрын

I’m from the Detroit area and I can confirm that this is true

I wonder what would happen if the currently cursed person manages to outlive (due to old age maybe?) all the previously " infected" people, leaving the std ghost with no "prey", would it then cease to exist after the final person dies before transmiting it to someone new? I think that would be a way to fully beat the curse ^^

@shrekslythegreat7741

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, that’s what I was wondering

@butterkeks7699

Жыл бұрын

Technically it should, but I wonder if it would consider other people somebody slept with after passing on the curse to someone else.

@ka-boom2083

7 ай бұрын

The demon itself is supposed to be the metaphor for STD. if you’re the only person in the world to get one train STD, and live the rest of your life sexless, yeah that strain of STD dies forever.

@sabrinatscha2554

6 ай бұрын

Yes! That’s my theory as well. Self sacrifice is the only way to truly beat it.

technically, something matpat didnt factor in would be pit stops, the need for food, water, and bathroom breaks. of course these wouldnt take too long, but it still would have an affect

@toffiet3347

2 ай бұрын

Or illness. Imagine getting put in the hospital for a week for whatever reason

I remember putting this movie on for my family thinking it was just another scary movie. Well it wasnt JUST another scary movie. And things got awkward fast.

@aidanpoole3996

3 жыл бұрын

this has no business being as funny as it is

@cob503

3 жыл бұрын

I used to watch your vids. really good!

@part1isgreatjojo440

3 жыл бұрын

Hi

@somethingsomewhere66

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh why do I always find you in sexual related videos?

@lyn_jae

3 жыл бұрын

Oh god no I'm sorry for you!

Mattpat: It's not realistic. It requires alot of planning- I think Matt just low-key roasted his main demographic

@Native_Beats_

3 жыл бұрын

@Ba Paoi let your work speak for itself. You seem cool tho

@wayneberry3453

3 жыл бұрын

A lot*

@khanhthuvu358

3 жыл бұрын

Woah 666 likes

The entity cannot fly or phase through walls. If you can make or buy a airship that is self sustainable (like having a rain catchment system and a small farm while also keeping a hydrogen generator and solar panels with a battery operational) you could be out of reach for a while but if you need to go somewhere for a good reason you could powerup the engine to get their fast enough for you to do what you need to do and reach the airship before the entity gets there, if you have time before the entity gets there grab some extra supplies.

One thing I wonder about is if the monster transfers from parent to child? If so then there's no easy way to stop it, but if not then living a long life away from the entity is the best way to extinguish it forever.

The most clever thing about this is that when you eventually pass away, ideally at old age, there would be few, if any, of the previous curse-bearers left alive. One end of the chain would be you, but you might be the other end as well. In just one lifetime, by performing this method flawlessly, the entity would hopefully cease to exist along with the chain of sexual encounters. Also, as the entity can be temporarily wounded, it is tempting to just run it through a wood chipper and see how long it takes to regenerate. Might give you a few extra hours in a pinch.

@diamondpickaxe2059

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not dating till I'm 90

@wysteriaz

3 жыл бұрын

Amazing.

@wysteriaz

3 жыл бұрын

Also i'm never dati-

@wysteriaz

3 жыл бұрын

Nevermind

@chibeve1377

3 жыл бұрын

I thought of this too, but there are plenty of other people having one night stands, so new chains are bound to pop up. Also (I've never seen the movie....), are there multiple entities? Or just one and the main protagonist just happens to be the unlucky pick. Cause I'd bet tons of people are having one night stands all the time XD

The real 200IQ play is to sleep with the monster

@-Manky

3 жыл бұрын

Whoa kinky...I mean...

@oreohateslife409

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@tired.3942

2 жыл бұрын

ngl that was the first thing i thought of

@nerileander

2 жыл бұрын

THIS IS SUCH A UNDERRATED COMMENT

@twilightparanormalresearch186

2 жыл бұрын

Then it collapses on itself like a dying star

Students: math is useless, what does it even do? Teachers: uhhm, jobs? MatPat: it can save your life from a demon 😃

You know your in for something when the first words matpat says are “The teen pregnancy”

"Living with *sexually transmitted demonic curse* can be a hassle." Cracked me up. XD

@alaiaomanu6318

3 жыл бұрын

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@porthewron3934

3 жыл бұрын

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@user-sz7rr4mb9f

3 жыл бұрын

I found out that Patrick is pretending to be stupid! check it out please kzread.info/dash/bejne/oWxmraiad73fdM4.html

@inleviwetrust

3 жыл бұрын

What are these replies lmao

@markhollas7585

3 жыл бұрын

According to Matpat dealing with STDCs are super easy, barely an inconvenience.

*Matpat creates a way to survive* Quarantine: I am about to ruin this mans whole career

@Uahmedtahaalnady

3 жыл бұрын

entrap the entity in a abig transparent ball inside a room with a dummy looks like you (endless fake walk for him)

@LunaraDeniz

3 жыл бұрын

Or you could take a plane and fly overseas or stay in the air forever in like a zeplin or something it’s not like the entity can fly

@colinsmith1495

3 жыл бұрын

@@Uahmedtahaalnady If it can magically know where you are at all times and the fastest walking route to get there, I'd presume it could tell the difference between you and a dummy.

@Spicystachegamer

3 жыл бұрын

What happens if you destroy the body does he just regenerate from dark void or something

@Spicystachegamer

3 жыл бұрын

His career of Life😂

Alternative: Be those people who live in a van you're always moving.

Never saw this movie but the theory was awesome. Loved it.

Everybody all worried about the protagonists but that poor demon is doomed to very slowly exercise for all eternity.

@Jenna-Demon

3 жыл бұрын

very sad

@RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

3 жыл бұрын

*me when my parents tell me to exercise* time to pace for life

@iceninja1997

3 жыл бұрын

Alternate lore: A spirit of someone who loved walking, that got dumped by their someone, and commited suicide unnoticed

@heyailu_

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@EnclaveColonel

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe the entity is some weird form of Sisyphus

Mattpatt: It can be slowed and bleeds. America: *reloads*

@SunTzuMedia

3 жыл бұрын

😂💀

@iampidgeon6923

3 жыл бұрын

This has American Approval.

@holysmokes.7

3 жыл бұрын

@@SunTzuMedia 😂💀 - Sun Tzu the art of war

@SunTzuMedia

3 жыл бұрын

@@holysmokes.7 that was clever my guy lol! Haha

@tina-po4dx

3 жыл бұрын

Like my grandpa said if it bleeds it can die

The way he pronounced Macomb is crazy 6:51

I like to imagine someone somewhere out there is managing this and he/she is doing all of us a favor

The entity: exists Quagmire: "Are you challenging me?"

@tad7441

3 жыл бұрын

Deserve Not Desire I think it would be even better because he's a pilot.

@arastoog

3 жыл бұрын

giggity

@xujio

3 жыл бұрын

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@nathanp5461

3 жыл бұрын

That might be a cool episode idea

@user-tx2ow7xj5q

3 жыл бұрын

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Sorry entity, as a weeb there is a 99.99% chance that I will never reproduce.

@tirxdweebo-o5231

3 жыл бұрын

Same tho ಥ‿ಥ

@2helecenergy667

3 жыл бұрын

Its a win but its hurt 😂

@ceasergiovanni4792

3 жыл бұрын

Mm yes

@kickass2117

3 жыл бұрын

I would rather die by the hands of a sexually transmitted demon than stay virgin forever.

@mag-narwhal

3 жыл бұрын

WEEBS UNITE ✊

I hear what you're saying Matpat, the perfect job for this curse is to become airline stewards. Quite possibly would never even know there was a curse if you don't take any stay-cations

For once I am not scared by a horror movie because I have zero chance of ever catching that curse so any fear from the concept feels irrelevant to me :,)

him: finds a long yet possible sollution to the entity virgins and asexuals: done

@rikititi1848

3 жыл бұрын

As an asexual I approve this message

@MonkeyGoatLicker

3 жыл бұрын

@Edward Lee Miller true

@peckinduck2915

3 жыл бұрын

It's a full proof plan

@mekumcream8279

3 жыл бұрын

Or just people who only build solid relationships

@14loons

3 жыл бұрын

im ace- i enjoyed this video

MatPat: "When Jay see's the entity at the Northville psychiatric hospital" Me living close to the hospital near Taft Rd "well I'm never going near there again"

@grinningstudios8660

3 жыл бұрын

Wait you live near there that really cool

@ianis5631

3 жыл бұрын

Again😥?

@popbottle3231

3 жыл бұрын

yes, in fact I play hockey at the Novi Ice Arena and I go to Schoolcraft in Livonia for community college

@grinningstudios8660

3 жыл бұрын

@Parth what do you mean imagine if you lived right next to where a movie like IT was made

@popbottle3231

3 жыл бұрын

it's on Haggerty Rd in Livonia, The most popular thing about Schoolcraft is it's dual enrollment with allows high schools to take college courses and get both highschool and college credit. honestly writing this reply, I think I'm being a little too preachy.

0:01 Whatever happend to "Hello." "How are you?" ???

The true definition of “never skip leg day” I bet its calves are buff as heck

Imagine if the entity was real and someone had to use this plan forever and then quarantine hits and they can’t go anywhere

@tonas3843

3 жыл бұрын

RIP

@iammeme7475

3 жыл бұрын

If the entity doesnt get u, the virus will.

@FrostedTwo

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe Covid was the Nickname for this creature???

@veteranredbeard6222

3 жыл бұрын

Not an issue. Just wear a mask. You'll be good.

@tonas3843

3 жыл бұрын

@@veteranredbeard6222 WEAR YOUR MASKS PEOPLE, THEY ARE GREAT

When your wife of 5 years starts saying some naked person you can't see is walking towards her

@greedista7532

3 жыл бұрын

Oop

@yes8807

3 жыл бұрын

*son of a bi-*

@theperson4yearsago565

3 жыл бұрын

It's her uncle she's having flashbacks again

@rextk4786

3 жыл бұрын

@@theperson4yearsago565 nooooo 😂😂

@AdventureMan07

3 жыл бұрын

Pftahaha has that would be awkward xD

I would kinda feel bad for the entity in this scenario, always walking the same route everyday, basically just an afterthought. 😔

I wanna see an origin story for that monster. Who is the last one on its list? What started the monsters killing spree?

This thing on a segway would make the whole film a lot more horrifying.

@Daniel-rk2qz

3 жыл бұрын

Stairs

@jakeashton8323

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO IMAGINE AN OLD LADY CHASING YOU ON A SEGWAY

So at one point in the movie, they show the creature standing on a roof of a building and watching the protagonist drive off. Which shows that it CAN stop walking and that it's willing to climb buildings. Wouldn't this throw a wrench in the plans since we can't really account for how long it would take to climb a building, how many buildings it's climbing, and when it decides to just stop and watch the victim at any given moment?

@ryanbeveridge8110

3 жыл бұрын

Dang! Didn’t think about that. So if it knew what you were up to it could actually get you by surprise. That makes it even scarier!

@KGreen-wz5xr

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing when I was watching the thing is not stupid it will Adapt to your travel and wait for you some where

@internetexplorer6304

3 жыл бұрын

It could be that it does that out of futility. It's pretty clear it can't really fallow cars so maybe it's like cat looking at squirrels through the window

@jruler93

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, that just adds more leeway to thd schedule.

@BrandiPTV

3 жыл бұрын

Yes! This! This comment right here!!

6:20 as a person who lives in michigan, this is quite accurate at times.

The problem is that as soon as the entity realises your plan, it can just stop and wait for you at your work or house. It's slow, not stupid. In the movie it does stop or go slower than walking, it's just that walking is the max speed.... So ya, good luck with surviving that one... But the thing is, I don't feel love so I'm safe from getting it! 😜

Um, it has straightline pathing and doesn't walk through walls. Seems like a very easy AI to cheese.

@thewitchking852

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly. just put a pot on its head skyrim style XD

@RequiemPoete

3 жыл бұрын

Except it's at least of human intelligence. It knows to break through fragile barriers like glass or wood. It knows to take on forms that allow it to go through smaller openings and refused to go after a victim because it realized a trap was set, and instead started flinging stuff at the victim to make it leave.

@beondinsane905

3 жыл бұрын

@@RequiemPoete Nah still easy

@geraltmoth1908

3 жыл бұрын

Remember, these rules are just the protags hookup at the beginning of the movie observations and intuition. They could be incorrect, not have enough information, or just lying.

@RequiemPoete

3 жыл бұрын

@@geraltmoth1908 I think it depends on exactly what info The Creature actually has. Does it know both the direction you are relative to itself AND how far you are or does it just know your direction? Also does it have the ability to notice and remember that you travel between the same two points every day, say work and home? Also what are the rules binding it? Is it required to follow you, or can it ambush you? Remember this seems to be a supernatural creature, who knows what it's bound to obey. This means, at best it can only follow you because all it's aware of is what direction you are relative to it At worst, it knows not just your direction, but distance from it and can notice if you frequently travel to certain locations and can delibrately not just detour from a straight path ( say it knows to board a ship versus walk along the sea bed) but is allowed to travel to a location it knows you'll likely be, even if it's not the direction you're located at.

I'm not a fan of horror movies, but the idea of an "STD ghost" is quite interesting.

@brei9073

3 жыл бұрын

I kinda want to watch the show ;-;

@stephenlacombe5405

3 жыл бұрын

I think that makes it a STG not an STD

@Marli99716

3 жыл бұрын

@@brei9073 its a movie and I highly recommend it! But I also love horror movies so I might be biased 😅

@xujio

3 жыл бұрын

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@Linguineo

3 жыл бұрын

@@xujio no

I appreciate u including km in the distances !!!

Man gotta love how just cool the entitled like they kinda do their thing like they’re just walking and doing their own thing the whole time

"Your next Tinder date could depend on it" Jokes on you, I'm in a full time relationship with food.

@callmecat2318

3 жыл бұрын

I see you a lot in comments

@firstnamelastname9524

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@alexc3337

3 жыл бұрын

Food can't run, the entity will catch up to it easily and quickly

@ad1340yt

3 жыл бұрын

As soon as you said that matpat said that. ITS CONSPIRACY TIME

@creepercommande4171

3 жыл бұрын

My god he’s invincible

*Seeing the entity walking towards me* Me: Are you coming for me? The entity: You? Pffffff sure... you wish...

@Poldovico

3 жыл бұрын

Ho ho ho, then come as close as you want.

@anselravenhart4753

3 жыл бұрын

You wouldn't be seeing it. It's invisible unless you're on its hit list.

@visoth7791

3 жыл бұрын

@@Poldovico Really thought he was going to do a jojo meme. Was disappointed that it was just virgin joke #3750

@lordgaroro

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, you are approaching me

@lordgaroro

3 жыл бұрын

@@visoth7791 same

I found this very helpful last friday

I don't know if this is a known thing already but my question is, does the entity walk exactly the path you took, or does it take the most direct path to you. If it's a direct path, it would take a little less time for the entity to catch up to you, and your calculated routes wouldn't work, because you don't know if it is taking the path you took or cutting through everyone's backyards and houses just to take the most direct path to you. If that's the case it would be difficult to establish a precise routine, depending on where you go, of course.

Just become a long haul trucker. Better yet: become an international pilot.

@Sienisota

3 жыл бұрын

Or a flight attendant.

@shubhamsagarsingh9451

3 жыл бұрын

International pilots return pretty soon😅

@T3HR3PP4

3 жыл бұрын

The only drawback is that scheduling would be out of your hands thus you lose the option to track the entity. You could be criscrossing the country easily only to have the entity sneak up on you during a rest period or layover somewhere in the middle. Otherwise, this can work.

@frankg1969

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh I just imagined that in one of those occasions it gets on the plane with you and you realize mid air

@potatoewaffle932

3 жыл бұрын

Or astronaut

MatPat: Manageably out run it Me: If it bleeds, it can die...

@peupater7414

3 жыл бұрын

*No No, he's got a point.*

@unknown_10453

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking talk to the army, go to a secure base and they would catch it for you and keep it to study.

@cherrydragon3120

3 жыл бұрын

Its an invissible supernatural killer that took several gunshots and lived. Even tho it bleeds, it may not be able to die. #supernaturalkillers

@cherrydragon3120

3 жыл бұрын

@@unknown_10453 if ur not on the hit list you can't see it. So the army wouldn't even be able to see it coming

@unknown_10453

3 жыл бұрын

@@cherrydragon3120 get some on the hit list?

JUST PUT A GPS TRACKER ON IT! 😂 Why does nobody come up with this?

That STD commercial at the end was perfect. Well played sir.

Imagine Your car breaking down just when ur about to leave

@johnvetter1849

3 жыл бұрын

Run, get in some cardio

@brei9073

3 жыл бұрын

;-;

@xujio

3 жыл бұрын

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@MrTrethurane

3 жыл бұрын

Bike back up

@akuraproductions3550

3 жыл бұрын

@Deserve Not Desire What did the bot do?

Not sure if anyone else has mentioned it, but the director has said it would be possible for the entity to board a plane if you travelled overseas.

@almightykue3914

3 жыл бұрын

Yes because it is invisible and so could just walk on the plane with you. Not sure if the Director mentioned it could actually track down what city your going to, find a flight to the same city, board that plane, etc.

@rendivevisaramunenyiwa8859

3 жыл бұрын

@@almightykue3914 Yea, that sounds plausible for it. I feel like there's alot of movement on the plane though, mostly attendants. Maybe hiding with the cargo? Edit:That's assuming it goes on another flight to catch up to one you'd likely already have taken

@1Phire

3 жыл бұрын

guys, boutta commit Malaysia flight 370

9:22 Personally I wouldn’t drive 5 miles and clock when Im 5 miles away. I would Start the clock as soon as I start driving and wait at the 5 mile mark and stop the clock when its close again. The reason for this is because while youre driving 5 miles its still walking meaning you arent actually 5 miles away so it kind of screws with the data and can get you killed in the long term. But starting the clock right away will give a better and more accurate data point to look at

Great comedy. 5 laugh out loud moments. And some great analysis.

A cool movie would be seeing someone living like this and not knowing until the end just why they are doing it.

@xsconflicttheory2784

2 жыл бұрын

Thats fucking brilliant

@xsconflicttheory2784

2 жыл бұрын

Dude, wow what a twist that would be

@holypowerenjoyer6059

2 жыл бұрын

Then why would they live like this not knowing the reason in the first place?

@christhis9597

2 жыл бұрын

@@holypowerenjoyer6059 the audience wouldnt know the reason.

@holypowerenjoyer6059

2 жыл бұрын

@@christhis9597the concept when main hero s motives are unknown is boring i guess. As I read the comment first thing that came in my mind is "Memento" movie. But main character s motivation is explained in it.

My biggest concern is the speed assumption. The Entity is sentient (often terrorizing it's mark). After experiencing the scheduled method of managing it, it could change its strategy. For example, it could walk extremely slowly towards you. Suppose it could reduce it's pace to a snails crawl (still moving towards you), then the calculations fall apart and it gets closer to you than your model predicts. If the entity times it correctly, it shows up when you're sleeping. There is evidence in the movie that it can change its speed. Specifically, when the entity gets on the roof and watches the protagonist run away.

@uncroppedsoop

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah it's not a constant, it frequently slows down or even stops just for what seems to be its own amusement. It just never moves any faster than a walk

@chloerogers8841

Жыл бұрын

Or it could just camp at your hosuse

@Vlant

Жыл бұрын

They explained why this wouldn’t work at the beginning: “it’s slow, but it’s not dumb”

@saaarrj

Жыл бұрын

They established It's rules early on, and imply it doesnt change

@uncroppedsoop

Жыл бұрын

@@saaarrj and as the movie goes on you learn they're not hard rules set in stone because it sits still at times. At the pool it even stops in place to think things through and starts throwing things into the pool to try to lure its target out

Long distanse relationship is a pretty nice way as well… hits a bit close to home but still

So cool to see film theory talk about where you live

Honestly, you could probably just be a trucker and it’d be alright

@unityfusion6674

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but not everyone is cut out for that lol it's a good plan though pretty "entity" proof honestly

@TheObsidianX

3 жыл бұрын

Or work on a ship. The entity will have a hard time keeping up when you are sailing between Hong Kong and Vancouver on a regular basis.

@cameronballz6154

3 жыл бұрын

Being a pilot is the best job for this

@primalaspid2843

3 жыл бұрын

@@cameronballz6154 it could sneak on the plane and then You’re stuck

@primalaspid2843

3 жыл бұрын

Wait, not if you don’t go back for a few weeks

Here's how to get rid of the entity for good: share it online. Share everything about it online. Videos, pics, stories. After a while, it's gone. Where did it go? I'll give you a clue. *Secure, Contain, Protect.*

@thevoiceinyourhead7215

3 жыл бұрын

I know its a bit overused, but what if we somehow make its target 682, we could lock them into perpetual conflict forever, assuming they are both within 682's containment environment together

@highadmiraljt5853

3 жыл бұрын

Or just do what another comment or said and make the infected class D go inside the infinite ikea.

@thevoiceinyourhead7215

3 жыл бұрын

@James Bissett they are the foundation, knowing that, and knowing *them* , it is fairly likely that they would try something of that sort in due time. the safest way of doing so would probably be to use some other SCP by first passing the entity onto it, and then transporting said SCP into 682's containment, I haven't browsed there for a long time, but it wouldn't be a far cry to assume a capable entity with resistance to the materials in 682's containment, and there appears to be a concerning amount of SCPs that have the effect of increasing sexual drive in series 3 alone (checking it now) I'm sorry for giving you this information, I truly do apologize

@user-go5sx5gr1d

3 жыл бұрын

EYYYY WE NEED A LOT OF D-CLASS COUPLES

@karinasbetter

3 жыл бұрын

Scp

no, the best solution would be put a GPS tracker on it with an alarm but suppose this doesn't work for whatever reason, next is to make a support group with people who can see the entity(and maybe some that cant to confirm) with enough people you simply take shifts of two people and just follow it, with 60+ people each of them only have to give up at most a day a month stalking it which is nothing. Also if you can pass it on to a previous person that would be great so they can take a break from being chased which would be psychologically exhausting.

As a nurse with a ~30mile commute, I feel like this is the life I currently live! So while it's feasible, it's still exhausting 🤣

"Michigan, a land of relentless killers" Me, a Michigander: yup, sounds about right

@amistrophy

3 жыл бұрын

Take a gaaannddderrrr o’re there

@asame186

3 жыл бұрын

@Ba Paoi ㅤ

@shardinhand1243

3 жыл бұрын

im not satifyed with mearly avoid it it, i want it, i want its flesh for study, both its increaced strength its healing properties, and its invisable ability... i would make sure the creature was proprly utilized by the goverment, it would be my pleasure to help capture it.... im a transhumanist, i want nothing more than the improvment and accension of mankind and the lifeforms close to us, like dogs.

@cherrydragon3120

3 жыл бұрын

Lets make that america as a whole lol~

@shardinhand1243

3 жыл бұрын

@@cherrydragon3120 with america, what you see is what you get, we dont hide our lunicy like the other nations. :D

Isn't it a bit unreasonable to assume the entity would use the side walk EVERY time? I'm pretty sure it would most likely cut through a forest, park, or whatever else.

@jaasonmiller

2 жыл бұрын

That’s why still plan your safe distance taking that into consideration. It’s obviously not gonna stop for red lights, construction work, a fence blocking the road, etc. So plan your distance farther than the safe distance if that makes sense.

@Phantom-kc9ly

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, It's shown in the movie to walk a straight line. Or more accurately, the path of least resistance. It'll skip a sidewalk if the field is easy to walk on. But thick brush it takes the trail or road.

@attila0323

8 сағат бұрын

I scrolled too much for this! The entity probably don't follow your path (taking the same road where you were driving) but get to you in a straight line. I would drive a kilometer in a straight line and measure how much time it took for the entity...now wherever I go I would measure a straight line between the two locations and calculate with that.

Well ig the safest job in such a scenario is being a flight attendant 👀

Or use the ol pitfall method. You could put flammable liquid in there, make it a punji pit, or even fill it with cement or epoxy. Just place the pit in a funnel/narrow zone and cover it well to disguise it. The pit will be deep so you need friends to help.

SCP Foundation: Now this looks like a job for me

@flamestoyershadowkill6400

3 жыл бұрын

just put it in the infinite ikea

@theisjepsen22

3 жыл бұрын

@@flamestoyershadowkill6400 turning the ikea into a thaumiel class, love it.

@theisjepsen22

3 жыл бұрын

I could imagine the containment procedure would be something like making D-class personal bang with multiple witnesses to make sure the curse has passed on.

@aarontheperson6867

3 жыл бұрын

@@theisjepsen22 or just lock the thing up

@dimenito8836

3 жыл бұрын

@@aarontheperson6867 yeah but we don't know how strong it is all we know it can't go through solid objects.

Video idea: Film Theory or Food Theory: Is the food in Harry Potter safe to eat?? They're cooked by unhygienic house-elves or prepared by magic. Some of the stuff they eat are alive. And beans make them sound like a lion or burst smoke like a train! Which would change something to create such sounds

@alexthegs2624

3 жыл бұрын

That's actually a pretty good idea for food theory

@WedPainter

3 жыл бұрын

oh plz no Im not done reading the series even though thats a really good idea

@unknown_persons

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexthegs2624 I didn't know if he would class it as a film theory or a food theory, so I left it on this one because I was earliest to here

@kate434

3 жыл бұрын

@@unknown_persons Ooh thats a good idea

@unknown_persons

3 жыл бұрын

@@dazor5212 the train would cause something to change

“It doesn’t even use a Segway” was hilarious

I now have a good outline for a plan to outrun *the snail.* 🐌 Thank you, MatPat.

Two things: 1. Getting an injectable tracker (like the type used for animals) and having a friend inject it into the Entity while you keep it's attention and direct them would take all of the guess work out of this. The main benefit to that is that you would then always be able to see EXACTLY where the Entity is. On top of that, it completely removes the guess works and margin for error, so you won't end up being blindsided one day because you messed up the math. 2. I love MatPat, but he seems to be ignoring one of the rules of the Entity here: it always walks in a straight line directly to you. It never follows roads, paths, or anything of the sort, but simply walks in the direction where it can feel you, only changing course to go around objects. This is good because it means that hills, buildings, and the like can very much slow it down, but also very bad because it makes it more unpredictable. You would have to figure out the exact path it would take from where you were previously, where it would run into obstacles, how long it would take to get around those obstacles, and plenty of other things as well. This is simply too many variables to keep track of. I honestly think that this is a very nice and simple solution, but one that will fail eventually due to simply not being able to predict things accurately every time. Not to mention that a single off day where you mess up one calculation (once you are used to the Entity enough to not worry enough to calculate things multiple times), and you are completely screwed. I think that putting a tracker in or on the Entity, and then monitoring it remotely is the best, and safest solution. Humans are way to flawed creatures for MatPat's system to work indefinitely after all

@Viking_Raven

2 жыл бұрын

We don't know if it's skin can be pierced, you could try a sticking tracker but we also don't know if it can just get rid of it. It doesn't behave or resemble a normal human being in any way.

@bougiereaper

2 жыл бұрын

@@Viking_Raven A fair point, for sure. I was very sure of my solution at the time, but rereading it there are plenty of flaws.

@Conorator

2 жыл бұрын

@@Viking_Raven if its skin can be pierced by a bullet a needle should work

@flameofthephoenix8395

2 жыл бұрын

I don't quite no how trackers like that work, but wouldn't it eventually run out of battery?

@teresar6348

2 жыл бұрын

@@bougiereaper It may not be perfect, but its testable. it appears that one can be vigilant enough to track the creature whilst awake and looking so that can be used to see if the tracker is still on it. The only question being if its intelligent in a way that would make it not take it off immediately to get your guard down.

I love it follows. What a great movie.

This is the perfect follow up to it follows

When Matpat gives a practical solution, but you don't even have a car. Edit: No shade, I'm the stuggle bus-er 🤣

@user-tx2ow7xj5q

3 жыл бұрын

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@peeko_luxx2873

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-tx2ow7xj5q interesting

@captainahab5522

3 жыл бұрын

Go by train

@hopser6620

3 жыл бұрын

@@captainahab5522 or just go to the cops

@hopser6620

3 жыл бұрын

Matpats solution is stupid

"How do you outrun the physical manifestation of your relationshp mistakes?" this is the best line I heard so far.

Matt is very good at escaping his problems

I would just live in a mobile home, and whenever I see that thing stroll up I would just drive off lmao

The biggest advantage you have is that the entity is physical and would be easily provable to those unaffected. Instead of going at this alone, you would have hordes of people coming up with various plans to get rid of it and without a doubt government powers would get involved. Collective manpower could find the curse's origin and find out how to break it, or if not, make life with the entity a livable one.

@spaghetticondo.m9116

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah kinda makes this theory pointless

@arrtes6479

3 жыл бұрын

Idea: Mass orgies so everyone can see it, and everyone has a smg to obliterate the creature whenever it appears. Though that would spread std's plus have gun safety issues. People could also have a sign to prove they aren't the entity, like a special scarf or a question that would be asked before a timely mass-gun line execution. They could also theoreticly contain it underground in a special facility.

@williambrown4138

3 жыл бұрын

@@arrtes6479 lol first creature of the SCP

@spaghetticondo.m9116

3 жыл бұрын

@@arrtes6479 Or get proof it exists go to the government or something of the like/ go public with it and find out the orgin of the entity.

@dorianburger3300

3 жыл бұрын

Its phisical but invisible for anyone except the victim

That isn't the only way to beat the monster, it isn't even a particularly good way. The thing is susceptible to kinetic energy and stopped by barriers. Keeping it off its feet by shooting it with a shotgun long enough to trap it in a cage wouldn't be so difficult. Once it is trapped, you can live your life without ever having to worry about math. Maybe burying that cage in some cement would help relieve the "what if" factor.

@voidblack1706

3 жыл бұрын

honestly, he wouldn't have to be caged forever. just long enough for all the curse subjects to die out. but let's be honest teens like to go around town like rats

@liliecoffey8846

3 жыл бұрын

yes, I have plenty of time to do this, while this entity follows me I totally a have enough time to made a hole big enough to cage it

@Toinkity

3 жыл бұрын

@@liliecoffey8846 have someone else do it.

@Toinkity

3 жыл бұрын

Or... you could just use paint and alert it to the authorities and let scientist figure out how to dispose of it.

@superkdude8D

3 жыл бұрын

I remember when I was a teen and had money for a human sized cage, shotgun, and was a Olympian hole digger.

When it comes out pls make theory on what makes you smile

I have a question. So I have never seen this film before, therefore I don't know if this question was already answered but what would happen if you find the original "owner" of this demon ?🤔

Friend : ''Haha, I set your alarm late as a prank!'' Me : ''Oh no!'' Friend : ''What? It's the weekend.'' Me : **Is violently murdered by an invisible entity**

@animodev2099

3 жыл бұрын

See can’t have friends like thos

@tra12048

3 жыл бұрын

Friend : "See, that's your problem. Always so dramatic! It was just a prank, bro!"

@suemccashland

3 жыл бұрын

but like who does that man

MatPat: "Scare all the pants onto those 15 year olds!" Me: *Looks down at my quarantine underwear* "Yeah that's not happening!"

@auglybluething1995

3 жыл бұрын

Pants are underwear

@thecommentator3842

3 жыл бұрын

The Creative Camera I find this comment very cringey

@dandzsemz9874

3 жыл бұрын

U

@SchriyJ

3 жыл бұрын

@@thecommentator3842 good!

@H1Y28

3 жыл бұрын

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This information is useful for the Killer snail riddle too

Oh man, The Entity is gonna be so pissed!

This movie is the physical embodiment of the meme Virginity is cool, Stay pure

@xujio

3 жыл бұрын

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@adtrsucks

3 жыл бұрын

That’s an oversimplification of a interesting concept of a movie

@lirey9768

3 жыл бұрын

Not like I have a choice :,> lol

@user-tx2ow7xj5q

3 жыл бұрын

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@gordoreygar4430

3 жыл бұрын

@@xujio give me your kneecaps

The obvious solution is to get your buddies to restrain the entity and sleep with the entity. It'll paradox itself into oblivion

@dinotitan7070

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't that how it kills Greg?

@stanthetincan8199

3 жыл бұрын

Are you suggesting we basically bang the entity into suicide

@firdanharbima6997

3 жыл бұрын

@@stanthetincan8199 well better than no one

@the11thhour44

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda awkward when the entity can take the form of your parents tho... Not so sure I wanna live after that

@firdanharbima6997

3 жыл бұрын

@@the11thhour44 that one alabama kids : it's a win win!

The best way is to basically lock it in a box, and send all the way to another galaxy.

Imagine having the timing all set and mastered for years and then 2020 hits and there is a lockdown where you cant go anywhere.