Father Jack Drinks a Bottle of Floor Polish | Father Ted S1 E6 | Absolute Jokes
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Concerns grow about Father Jack after it is discovered he has drunk an entire bottle of floor polish.
Beloved sitcom focused on three priests living on Craggy Island, a remote island off the west coast of Ireland. Father Ted Crilly is sent to the island as punishment for using charitable funds for a holiday in Las Vegas, but his true punishment comes in the form of Father Dougal Maguire and Jack Hackett, one a fresh-faced naive young priest, and the other a foul-mouthed, rage-filled alcoholic. Mrs Doyle is their nosy housekeeper, who makes plentiful pots of tea and never takes `no' for an answer. Despite their isolation, the priests get into their fair share of mildly sinful, entirely madcap adventures.
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"So, you're a nun." - Dougal busting moves
I nearly choked at "Ted says you were touching him"
@ZeXiOn26
11 ай бұрын
"a woman's touch"
Lol he started mentioning Italian football players when he started praying in 'Latin'. Costacurta, Roberto Baggio...HAHAH
@katanah3195
4 жыл бұрын
That was good. Bad Latin is always funny.
@dylanblack8714
4 жыл бұрын
lavender fields wrong slang
@MzuMzu-nx1em
4 жыл бұрын
@@katanah3195 like biggus mistakus
@MzuMzu-nx1em
4 жыл бұрын
The only man with a skeleton blanket
@aadams1006
3 жыл бұрын
I know latin! Linguine, salami, ricotta, fettucine...
"we'll see him in the after-life" "oh, yeeeesh SUUURRRRE". Some real quality lines in this program.
"Ted! What's wrong?! Father Jack, did you see what happened to Ted?! What happened, Father Jack?! Wha-Oooooooooohhhhh!" Best part of the Episode
"If you're the solicitor, then I'm Boy George!" *Minutes later in the crypt* "Karma karma karma karma Karma Chameleon~ " I was rolling at that bit by Dougal!
Sister Monica's accent is unbelievably lovely
21:18 I really love those little clips of Father Ted living it up at the disco and casino.
@luisreyes1963
2 жыл бұрын
Now you know why he was exiled to Craggy Isle. 😞
our Lord, Stalin, and Bob Marley? and he does it with a straight face? a grand actor
@hangoorhuis1033
4 жыл бұрын
Lars lange
@giacomomariacoccia3555
4 жыл бұрын
Roberto Baggio
@marcinb4647
4 жыл бұрын
Il Divin Codino !!!!!
@nicholasfarrell5981
3 жыл бұрын
Daithi Fleming sounds like a party.
I use to watch this show on a school night! Great times! RIP Dermot Morgan. 🌹💖
@MzuMzu-nx1em
4 жыл бұрын
You forget that father jack has fallowed his mate into the comedian paradise
Dougal’s last rites for Father Jack! Feckin hilarious! 🤣
@MzuMzu-nx1em
4 жыл бұрын
I bet when father jack has took off for the comedian's paradise , has made the same
started watching this show two days ago. I'm so hooked, it's crazy! I Can't get enough. thanks for the upload.
@AbsoluteJokes
7 жыл бұрын
You're welcome, we've got plenty more amazing British comedy coming soon.
@topertaylor1346
6 жыл бұрын
Better late than never.
@robbieh1315
5 жыл бұрын
@@AbsoluteJokes Irish comedy 😉
@marykateoshaughnessy4517
4 жыл бұрын
Please tell me you are joking Dead Parrot? This is Irish. Couldn't be anymore Irish.
@timk8869
3 жыл бұрын
@@marykateoshaughnessy4517 last time i looked, ireland was ruled by the british, hence its british comedy
“Reservoir Dogs ... It’s probably not as violent as the ones you usually like, but give it a go.” 😝
"Shut the feck up" LOL
"If the milkman calls, the money's under the statue of our lord being embarrassed by the Romans." l0L!
@davidw.2791
2 жыл бұрын
What actual biblical event is that?
@MrPrius-fy1sc
2 жыл бұрын
@@davidw.2791 the entirety of good friday
@davidw.2791
2 жыл бұрын
@@MrPrius-fy1sc Oooh. So Ted has to phrase it that way because otherwise Dougal won’t even begin to understand.
-He's dead! -What's the problem there, sister? now i'm dead😂😂😂
"You'd know all about that Ted"
@ineffablemars
6 жыл бұрын
what?!
@sanguineparadise_
6 жыл бұрын
"You know when you're baptising them, the babies"
@MsDjessa
6 жыл бұрын
I would have made the appropriate responses to that but My Art Page and Jacob M were ahead of me. Well done. ; )
"Sure, I wouldn't know. I'm from Donnegal!" That line cracks me up every time!
"Being of sound mind and body..." *sneeeerkk*
15:20 The conversation near the coffin is a masterpiece of dark humor.
Nun: "Father, is there any anointin' oil? Dougal: "Noooo, I think he drank it last week" + many :-)
"A womans touch..." *Dougals face* 🤣
'he could have been pope!'
No 1 on my Comedy List..... watch the series Every year or so.
The chess game with the punch is brilliant.
I thought that the Irish are very serious and over the top devoted Catholics:)) I'm glad that I was mistaken, these series prove the fact! The Irish humor is really great!
@luisreyes1963
2 жыл бұрын
The Irish can laugh at themselves, not like the pious Polish. 🤐
Father Jack just reminds me so much of me grandfather. Sure he wasn't Irish, or a drinker, or a priest, or even Catholic. But it's like seeing him all over again.
@dddux
5 жыл бұрын
So your grandfather was devoid of all of Father Jack's best traits?
@lizzychrome7630
5 жыл бұрын
@@dddux Not necessarily; she didn't say her grandfather didn't bark "Feck!" and "Gurls!" every few moments.
@ariesleorising9421
5 жыл бұрын
rachel lowrie heh heh
@dylanblack8714
4 жыл бұрын
You all Americans I’m welsh and I had to use a VPN to watch this
@mcgert466
3 жыл бұрын
Father Doughal reminds me of my aunty.. although she isnt Irish, a Priest, a male, funny or indeed alive..
I'm Polish and of course Roman Catholic and I think this is hilarious.
@dddux
5 жыл бұрын
Of course it is. Anything that has to do with religion is hilarious. Except when they protest against abortion, homosexual, and women rights, and when they get subsidised by the government for their great work at making our kids think like zombies.
@kylepietrusiewicz2749
5 жыл бұрын
Funny is funny, man
@tahunuva4254
5 жыл бұрын
@@dddux yeah because fuck protesting murder, insanity, and "equality", am I right? Miss me with that sensible shit, we do things the L O O N Y way in this hood
@robbieh1315
5 жыл бұрын
@Billy McBecky you're mental 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@robbieh1315
5 жыл бұрын
@Billy McBecky I'm not arguing your point. It's just mental to go on a rant about China on a Fr. Ted thread. Although they did do a great episode on the Chinese 🤣🤣
"Up there with Stalin & Bob Marley..."
RIP Ted and Jack - may you both be getting all the GIRLS in heaven...
"First priest to denounce the Beatles. He could see what they were up to."
All it took was a James Joyce quotation to bring Jack back from "the dead" LOL!
"Stalin and Bob Marley" LOL
you Irish done a good thing here
I'll never tire of this.
“It’s a very different film. It’s a different shark!!!!”
21:40 is a reference to James Joyce's "The Dead".
@censusgary
4 жыл бұрын
Snuggles McSquishbottom : Actually, it’s a direct quote from “The Dead”- a story every Irish person has probably read.
@Vesnicie
4 жыл бұрын
@@censusgary it's styled very heavily on the John Huston film adaptation, so I really think a lot of people would be getting the association that way. As much as I like to believe in literacy, I think they were very careful to mimic the performance of the late great Donal McCann.
@irishking1414
3 жыл бұрын
@@censusgary well I’ve never heard of it.
I just can’t believe how much detail they put into each episode,I don’t believe it.
“I wish I had your faith Ted” lol
Great actors and a hilarious script .
We'll never know why Jack was held in such high regard by other older priests, but we can guess that they were celebrating when it turned out that he actually wasn't dead.
@briank10101
Жыл бұрын
I asked them and they said that indeed was the case. They were celebrating 🍾
"Reservoir Dogs" *and* Salem's Lot? XDDDDD Thanks for posting this, this was a riot! Especially when Doogle feinted.
Funny each time I watch this love this episode and love it when father Jack says SHUT THE FECK UP! Lol lol lol lol
"I'm in tremendous pain, Ted"
"He coulda been Pope Ted, but the feckin Jesuits have it all tied up"
" ah come on ted your making it to easy for me, I'm not an idgit you know". Funniest game of charades ever. Brilliant comedy right there.
Father Ted (1995) 22:20 "So, there he is. Risen from the dead, like... that fella... E.T. Reverend Lovejoy (1997, 'The Springfield Files' episode): " I remember another gentle visitor from the heavens. He came in peace, and then died... only to come back to life. And his name was: E.T., the extra-terrestrial. I love that little guy." And yay he extended his long finger. And he said unto them "Be good".
"Look at him there,he looks quite serene!" Thats' the expression I want to have when I am laid out!!! Slainte
"So then you're a nun." 😹
"Feckin' Jesuits!" 😂😇
"I'm in tremendous pain."
😂😂💜 The Charades
"Have a try. They're diaganle." 🤣
He could’ve been pope...but the feckin Jesuits had it all tied up!
What sort of priest doesn't know how to deliver the Last Rites? Oh, Yeah. Father Dougal. 😆
Hi i recently started watching the series. Man is it great. I really love his flashback when he is talking about how he didnt approve the new thinking in church.
i am dying, they just dont make comedies like this one these days
@swine13
3 жыл бұрын
It would be a bit outdated for 2020. You'd want to modernise the setting, but it doesn't matter anyway cause apparently people like garbage like Bachelor, married at first sight or strictly come dancing
I hadn't even heard of this show, and i stumbled upon it. It's great, and crazy addictive.
@Minoli_D
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks dead parrot
@albynoman
Жыл бұрын
Ted is so incredibly likeable in spite of his many character flaws. The other characters… I haven’t quite warmed up to.
20:05 - can't argue with that.
"Swim Tongue" - who wouldn't call a film that? lol
@swine13
3 жыл бұрын
M. Night. Shamalamaflimflam
I still can't believe this is the guy who made the IT crowd
@cityhawk
3 жыл бұрын
Thomas Alexanian And Black Books. All three are pure brilliance.
@thomasalexanian927
3 жыл бұрын
@@cityhawk I'll look into that show. Sounds interesting
@Willow-wv6cv
3 жыл бұрын
The holy comedy trilogy of Father Ted, Black Books and the IT Crowd... all brilliant shows!
So the parrot is only resting?
Mrs Doyle has a crush on Father Ted😉
Thank you sir/madam for uploading episodes.
Thanks a million for this show I love it!
*SPOILER WARNING FOR SOMETHING UTTERLY HILARIOUS* although I could I see jack's return from a mile off I was still in stitches. For me, that and the moment mark interrogates jez in Peep Show are tied for the funniest scenes in television.
@massimom2542
11 ай бұрын
Have some lamb pasanda. It's incredibly rich and creamy.
So, it turned out that Father Jack was like Westley in The Princess Bride - he was only "mostly dead." 😁
@jaysdood
10 ай бұрын
Tis but a scratch
@lozzieboy
8 ай бұрын
Two great movies
I hope that if I should ever fall in love again, it's with a woman who gets this show.
@cnanek3963
4 жыл бұрын
Come on, this show is really funny. I don't think us women have a bad sense of humor
@marykateoshaughnessy4517
4 жыл бұрын
So any Irish woman then?
@madilynmonroe488
4 жыл бұрын
I'm not Irish at all...but this is a funny show so it won't be hard
@carolineg1872
3 жыл бұрын
It's not hard to get the humour. 😒
@davidhull1481
3 жыл бұрын
@@carolineg1872 said someone who spells humor with an extra u
Absolutely fantastic.... THANKYOU :)
Thanks so much for posting.
I'm from Donegal HAHAHAH
@crystalheart9
6 жыл бұрын
:D Best show, it is so funny.
@MsDjessa
4 жыл бұрын
I'm fron Finland and one of my oldest friends is a guy who's mother is African-Brazilian. He looks a bit like Wesley Snipes. I suspect he has had the same sort of experience as that priest. Many people just wouldn't assume a Finn could look like that. LOL
@fairy5668
3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that Derry Girls episode
@irishking1414
3 жыл бұрын
Yeh and he’s also black haha
Doogle: eh papa don't preach
@HarryPotter-bs5ss
5 жыл бұрын
Dougal
7:49 I live in Finland and one of my oldest friends looks a bit like Wesley Snipes. I wonder if he ever surprises people like that. :'D
@DorianCairne
5 жыл бұрын
Do they regularly ask him about his vampire kill count? If not, they should.
"I think you make a big fuzz about nothing." "This priest is no more. He has ceased to be. He's expired and and gone to meet his maker. This is an ex priest."
I'll have nun of that
Ironically, in real life, Frank Kelly out lived Dermot Morgan... Frank died in 2016 and Dermot died in 1998.
@RatelHBadger
3 жыл бұрын
Basically because of overwork due to filming this show.
@oliverholmes-gunning5372
2 жыл бұрын
Weirdly they both died on the same day, though; 28th February.
“Oh yes ...... the blue nun” 👍
Ted: The pulse not being there is bad enough but the heart stopping is the really dangerous sign...... Dougal: That had my uncle and he was fine afterwards. Ted: His heart stopped. For how long? Dougal: eeh, a week. Ted: A week, really? And he was fine afterwards? Dougal:ACTUALLY NO, NOW I THINK OF IT EH, HE DIED. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 My favorite episode of Father Ted 👍👍👍
Fathers dougal is a real gentleman 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
10:47 OMG 😂 😭
One of my favorite episode
Dunno what the legal-lady was on about but I loved the way she said “hour”
@davidw.2791
2 жыл бұрын
14:45 Seconded!
Mrs. Doyle: it's a young woman, with a skirt. Dougal : I'll be off then!
I always wished Frank Kelly's parts could have been a little bigger...
@davidhull1481
3 жыл бұрын
Do they show his parts?
How does a priest accrue half a million? Skims the offerings. lol
@luisreyes1963
2 жыл бұрын
Ah, you guessed. 😣
i mean there would have been a surefire way of checking if father jack was dead... just whif an open bottle of alchohol under his nose and see if he reacts
@nicholasfarrell5981
Жыл бұрын
If Jack's left any alcohol undrunk on the island, that is.
The freaking jesuits have it all tied up. 😂😅 It's funny "cause it's true 😹
22:04 best moment in the episode
10:00 me after a month of confinement
@davidhull1481
3 жыл бұрын
That was a long time ago
"The money's under the statue of our lord being embarrassed by the Romans."
21:44 Good acting by Dermot Morgan.
"Oh my God, they killed Kenny!" 9:19
He's dead what's the problem there sister😅😂😃🤣🇦🇺🇦🇺
'Oh no no no... it's a woman alright..' 🤣🤣
When Father Jack first appears in the casket he is obviously breathing....
@florianmathaess1803
3 жыл бұрын
Of course he has to breath, otherwise he would die in "real life" But you're right. You can really see it. 😂😂😂
That nun is so pretty 😘 Father Ted love Las Vegas money, disco and women.
That Solicitor.....PHWARRRR😍
i subscribed
21:50-22:18 😂😂😂😂😂😂 My favorite part of the entire episode I remember when I wached it the first time I was scared as hell when this scene came and he stood there with his burial shroud. But now I love this scene 😂😂😂😂😍😍😍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 the Dougal part after that is pure gold, because he doesn't realize that Jack is suppose to be dead. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😍😍😍😍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 at 22:12 you can see for a half a second,, that Jack has to refrain really hard from laughing. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and at 21:55 you can hear Jack getting out of the coffin. But you can tell, because when you stop at 21:56, the coffin is empty 😂😂😂😂😂😂 My favorite episode of father Ted 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Fr Fay 🤣🤣🤣