Layman layman terms quantum computing; When a computer goes beep, it either does a thing, or doesn't do a thing. With quantum computing, it can do a thing and not do a thing at the same time, or do half a thing with another half a thing. It can even go bloop as well!

@ironox8480

Ай бұрын

Ok thank you, that is probably the only time Quantum computing has been explained to me where I understood it.

@The_Hanged-Man

Ай бұрын

I second that👆

@cow00717

27 күн бұрын

So why is it important?

@TheCrosshare

27 күн бұрын

@@cow00717 Makes things faster, so pewpew's run smoother, and holiday photos don't take 15 years to move :D

@cow00717

27 күн бұрын

@@TheCrosshare ok that is useful

Wow... for a moment, Alex and Ellis had a "What are you doing, Stepbro???" moment with Gabby. LOL.

Alex could market a book named "Alex's Dating Guide" and when you open the book it turns out to be a box, in which a bottle chloroform is.

@rubiitoxic

Ай бұрын

Cloth costs extra

@Bootysmoothie

28 күн бұрын

It's just household chlorine mixed with 100 percent rubbing alcohol. It's quite cheap to make 😂

@LocalAriral

26 күн бұрын

The rag is too expensive

12:47 Alex is wrong (and smelly). Smeagol is a Hobbit, but a distinct group of Hobbits, separate from the Shire dwellers.

@Shade01982

Ай бұрын

Yeah, I was about to say that as well...

@nordichope7301

Ай бұрын

Just looked it up, the specific Hobbit-type he is is called "Stoor", and they're sort of the fishermen of the Hobbit species having an affinity for water. They are also the main type to be drawn wearing any type of shoe

@dragonsfire6575

13 күн бұрын

@@nordichope7301 They can also grow beards.

It's actually really sweet that Gabby said Nick and Alex are like brothers to her.

@rubiitoxic

Ай бұрын

Poor ellis

@nicholassammons3881

26 күн бұрын

It's sweet if it's nick, horrifying if it's alex

About the uniform thing: lots of uniforms, especially military dress uniforms, make the shoulders look broader, the waist look trimmer, and the legs look longer. Very flattering!

Well actually...Gollum was a Stoor, which is one of the three types of hobbit.

@billnyetherussianspy1845

Ай бұрын

Please, oh grate sage, telleth mineself about the three types of hobbit, for thou hast peaket mine curiosity. Pretty pleasy

@darknesseker

Ай бұрын

@@billnyetherussianspy1845 Oh youngling. They were called Stoors, who lived by rivers; Harfoots, who lived by mountains; and Fallohides, who lived in forests. (also I'm not that wise...I just remembered he really did start as a hobbit and then googled the rest)

@baldrian22

Ай бұрын

just been an unkown amount of generations afther it ;)

@endcorruption993

Ай бұрын

12:41

@billnyetherussianspy1845

Ай бұрын

​@@darknesseker you have my gratitude for enlighting me.

0:57 love the car mating ritual

"What can we grope?" Man, you really don't help yourself Alex. It's as bad as Ellis claiming that going to the beach abroad is no different than going to the beach in Wales 😆.

@whatthehec108

Ай бұрын

Ellis is right though.

@Shade01982

Ай бұрын

I remember when Alex said he wanted to change his internet persona. I think that lasted about five seconds...

@Weezlenut

Ай бұрын

They really need to keep Alex away from the animal pens.

Jonk: is about to get burned by chat Alex: "Get down Mr. President!"

0:35 Gonna take my horse to the parking lot, I'm gonna... Ride it till I tilt that horse. Also, "love a man in uniform" refers to military personnel, who were commonly viewed as desirable, strapping young fellows.

@rubiitoxic

Ай бұрын

I mean my bfs a cook, that chef coat be lookin quite tasty on him

@TlalocTemporal

Ай бұрын

It really helps that most millitary uniforms are rather sharp outfits.

You know it's going to be a good vid is when it opens with Alex dragging around his massive wood.

@Bootysmoothie

28 күн бұрын

I heard that and was like oh no time to get out the extra fans so I don't drive my dad nuts while he tries sleeping in the coolest room of the house . I just got out like 3 inline duct fans and shoved them in my windows

The flute or whatever instrument made my dog's ears perk up. Got worse with every jump in decibel xD

@nicholassammons3881

26 күн бұрын

It's a penny whistle

11:29 so bassicaly you have a magic tree that each season either makes apples or oranges (regular computing) but the quantum one makes either appels, oranges, both of neither.

2:44 you've heard of *cr, plne, bs, trn* - now get ready for *trctr*

The WPE team invents flying cars

man i love your content guys it always makes me laugh no matter how hard the day

0:52 - I wonder how many people had their Alexas activate at this point.

@kaiberuss

Ай бұрын

alex-aa

Thanks guys, having a bit of meh today and this video made me smile 💜

3:52 - "Stunt Jump Failed"

0:07 fast and the tractorous

WPE YOU NEVER FAIL TO MAKE ME LAUGH ❤❤ YOU BUNCH ARE AMAZING

If they're like your brothers Gabby, but not actually your brothers. Basically Step-Brothers to you then Gabby? That's how that works right..?

"Did you hear he works at McDonald's? AAAAAAAAAAUGH"

Incredible farming skills on full display

Gollum was a Hobbit.

6:51 Alex sounded exactly like Urpgor from the dream stone cartoon

You can have more than 4 results in quantum computing, from my understanding. It's either 01, 00, 11, or some superposition both (which is according to a probability distribution, which results in stuff like ). Quantum computing is wild.

Ofc MJ is happy about seeing a little Tractor. No surprise there

0:45 "Sweet Home Alabama..."

@robotrix

Ай бұрын

That's a racist song, Everybody. A racist who doesn't care that the GOP tried to steal an election is telling a songwriter "Yeah, we beat out slaves. What of it? And we'd still be doing it if we could"

@nicholassammons3881

26 күн бұрын

​@@robotrixwtf are you babbling About?

I know its too much work but I would love to see subtitles in WPE extras too because really hard to understand sometimes(especially when Jonhk start to talk at least four different languages at the same time)Strangely the only one I can clearly understnad is Alex.

1:42 Clearly recorded before the Greggs Merch and Clubbing Experience

Snoop Dogg has his own Red wine, it's on the shelves at morrisons at £10.00 a Bottle.

@Lokimamabear

Ай бұрын

I mean. Is it any good?

8:20 jesus how long ago was this stream after the start and ending of the podcast where y'all tried it

8:53 sorry alex, that's already been invented, it's called foreskin

"farming humour!"

Men in uniform: the lollipop man with his big stick 😂

I have over 6k hours in this game and watching this is both painful and hilarious

WRT Cockfosters... an advert with Paul Hogan for a certain brand of beer went (more or less) thus... TOURIST: Please, do you know way to Cockfosters? PAUL HOGAN: Drink it warm. (Aside) Weird question!

Ah, yes, grope drank... The other name for Rohypnol.

I always forget Jonk is the boss. I used to think it was Ellis.

the hide and seek secition should be its own video

Quantum computing: generate a solution at random. If the produced solution isn't correct, destroy the universe.

That horse of Alex’s is a lot like Jake actually

the way i had quantum computing explaIned to me is computers see the world in ones and zeros but that change doesn't happen instantly so there was theoretically a 0.5 or a 0.75 etc. more things to point at with less time to reach them means faster computer

I agree with Alex, Gabby should take that whistle and go to a music camp or something, or trow it to the thames, as a gift for everyone.

0:33 HORSE TILTING GLITCH

Sméagol was one of the Riverfolk hobbits. Similar to hobbiton hobbits in size but not quite.

I Love a Man in Uniform (film), a 1993 Canadian film directed by David Wellington. "I Love a Man in a Uniform," a song by Gang of Four from their 1982 album Songs of the Free

Btw don’t doubt overnight workers, those mf can clean! I used to be one but now I work at a bar, I’ve never felt happier

If John Cena wrestles ever again on wrestlemania, I want gabby to play the theme song 😂

The WPE Crews' Famous thing: Jonk's Cheese (From an unspecified source that he refuses to elaborate on and is sold at Spunk) Pirckleton's Pussies (Which is genius and I think is fantastic. See this is why Ellis is my favourite) Lil Sulk's Topless Condoms (Useless. Just like Alex. Maybe he could make a guidebook on how to keep people in your basements successfully lmao) What about you lot? What would you make it you were famous? I'd make fur cloaks. I think they're neat

@Lokimamabear

Ай бұрын

Id want to make honey or some bee related product but gabby might have that market cornered lol

@kaiberuss

Ай бұрын

honestly i'd love to try and be a knife maker

Briefly, quantum computing introduces the concept of qubits, capable of superpositioning, i.e. being both 0 and 1 simultaneously. Measuring, or reading, the qubits causes their state to collapse to either 0 or 1, and this happens in a probabilistic manner, i.e. not deterministically. To deal with this issue, wave function interference (similar to how sound waves can cancel each other) is implemented in some esoteric manner, to cause the output to become more, if not fully, deterministic.

6:40 So Gabby is Jake's robot girlfriend?

How to demonetize farming simulator: A guide Step one: Be WPE Step two: Upload

Cockfosters, or another that i think is on that line: Arnos Grove. Which sounds like Jonks posh way to say 'Bum Hair'.

8:31 I don't understand how Jackets never came up. You could just reuse the name Jaker's Jackets and be done with it

Jesus chist also love gabby and her randomness. Also love how she said she's fucking the boss XD

4:48 feels kinda weird that Gabby is hovering over the pigs with the username "Worst" since that's the dutch word for Sausage.. Anyone for some pigs in blankets?

We have gas stations called kum and go

I'm a manager at Mcdonalds and like to make a joke about being a man in uniform, so that bit gave me a good chuckle.

you know you can pick those piles up right? 13:36

The attraction to a man in uniform thing is pretty simple: It means he has a job. Presumably a steady and dependable one.

sh dont tell him but the exhaust pipe is on the top on semis for the most part anyway thats what the 2 polls are on the sides of the truck 1:04

11:12 incorrect i believe, basically what i have heard is that it can have any point between 1 and 0, here is why this is important as well, 1 and 0 are biased on power so 1 is on and 0 is off on a single point so for example your monitor has 3 colors red green and blue when a 100 is put in on one set of rgb it may turn red and nothing else but if you put 101 red and blue may turn on and so on so imagine having being able to dim these lights (which you can't normally) now you got a quantum monitor because you managed to send helf power which as far as i know you can't do because a watt is a watt is a watt, you can't have less than a watt without beinging time into the equation which I don't know if time is how a quantum computer works as my knowledge is sub par at best

If a guy turned out in a greggs outfit I would simply because I love greggs

Is everyone gonna ignore the topless condoms?

Gollum was what was known as a river folk. They are very similar to Hobbits but are not hobbits

Are you guys sure it’s safe to have cath on a farm with sheep? She is welsh after all

Pop stars making wine? So if ferments for what? A week? So they're selling Ripple? (see the Stephen King part of Creepshow if you don't remember)

How old is this video? I assume the Gary Barlows wine thing menas its bearly 12 momths old.

My cat was sleeping, he really hated the sound at 3:14.

excuse me but i have worked as a bin man and we in fact do get checked out so yes the uniform thing still applies

SulkySleeves

Any one tell Nick he completely missed the house he was jumping over?

Smeagle is a stoor hobbit

Id buy jonk cheese

skyrim horse physics

Not ONE DAMN MINUTE and it's already gone sexual. Bruh

Just doing car stunts and riding horses inna game you’re supposed to be farming is like ok that pizza game where you’re just killing people instead of serving them pizza

@jesseweber5318

Ай бұрын

Yea it's called WORST premade ever, not Best. Thus they do everything as wrong as possible.

27 seconds is wild

What is it with Farming Simulator that makes WPE so horny every time they play it? 😂🤣

For those interested, my basicest understanding of quantum computing via quantum entanglment. When 2 particles are entangled, changes made to one will be instanteniously reflected on the other (and i do litteraly mean instantaniously). Now lets consider a computer as a stupendouspy complex calculator. If you want to do something demanding on a computer (solve a super complicated and long equation) the computer will need to go through a great many steps to perform all of the calculations before it gives you an answer. With a quantum computer, because there are bits in quantum entanglment, the moment you finish writing out the equation, the answer will be produced because changes made to all of the bits happen effectivly simoultaniously. (Kind of like establishing a direct physical link between a question and its answer, once you formulate the question you just look at what the connections spell.) Im not a quantum physicist so i dont know all the nitty gritty sadly😢

somewhere in the first ten?

10th like :D

15 min gang

first?

Why am i here in under 2 minutes?