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Sarhoş Palavraları ve Nahoş Nidalar // Drunken Lies and Unpleasant Screams (2007)
4. Rages from Blonde Moustache¹
[Verse 1: Kayra]
You weren't in your office; I left a note with your secretary
And I hit on her a bit; she brushed me off
I couldn't get mad 'cause I'm ugly
And you're no less of an eye sore than I am
How many times have you worked overtime with the same secretary?
While I was praising the soap on tissue
You celebrated the great pleasure with expensive cigars
You never checked in on me, shame
These are the rages from Blonde Moustache
And who's watching is a bum, which is me
It never surprises what my channel is after work
With the cheap productions, the blonde-moustached stars, the people talking in the shadows,
The distinguished masterpiece creating a festive atmosphere...
If it weren't for Blonde Moustache, there would be no interpreter of my rage
It was also my saviour in my difficult times
[Hook: Kayra]x2
Here I watched and saw; Blonde Moustache is a miracle!
An idler would know it, so would I, of course
Don't dwell on the thoughts, you, don't doubt it,
For Blonde Moustache has always been the miracle by my side!
[Verse 2: Kayra]
Blonde Moustache is a miracle
If you ask why, there're a thousand reasons behind it
I'd like to count them but this song isn't long enough
Blonde Moustache doesn't like any roles nor choses any roles
With his coat on his shoulder, his rage on his tongue, he goes about over hill and dale
He gets the blues as he goes about and lets out a pinch of curse
He doesn't make it a problem when he's broke
Getting a promotion in his job is not a big deal to him
Because he never set his eyes high; always locked in straight
A meal, and a sweater cut-out for him...
Blonde Moustache doesn't waste his breath for a position
He doesn't give a shit about whatever there's accepted
And he doesn't act according to your values
For this reason he often gets excluded but still gives the middle finger
He shall carry on,
Even if the modern day values of the degenerates come and take his life
[Hook: Kayra]x2
Here I watched and saw; Blonde Moustache is a miracle!
An idler would know it, so would I, of course
Don't dwell on the thoughts, you, don't doubt it,
For Blonde Moustache has always been the miracle by my side!
[Outro]
Blonde Moustache was the miracle! (miracle)
¹'Gerçek Kesit' (Slice of Life) was an anthological TV series in the 90s, consisting of episodes re-enacting real criminal cases. It became a so-bad-its-good cult hit due to the contrast between its self-serious nature and amateur acting/production. 'Blonde Moustache' is a nickname given by fans to Cahit Kaşıkçılar, who played a different character in each episode and was also the writer of the series. Cahit Kaşıkçılar still embraces the show's surprising fame and here's him blasting this song on a livestream: • Cahit Kaşıkçılar (Sarı...