Imagine as an Ncr trooper hearing about these weird legion guys talking about some sort of war god Mars all the time laughing about it then seeing your president get smitten seemingly by the might of a god. There would be mass desertions.

@CatnamedMittens

Жыл бұрын

They also wouldn't know what Mars is most likely. They hardly know Christianity.

@user-cz2cg6sr5d

Жыл бұрын

@@CatnamedMittens i mean they mention God and Jesus in sentences like "My god..." and "Christ! You're psychopath" they probably know who he was, likely from asking their parents as a child "mom why is it year 22XX when cave men were even before year 1?" And also O'Hanrahan at Camp Golf talks about Baby Jesus crying itself to sleep because his squadmates dont get along.

@solidsnaker1992

Жыл бұрын

@@user-cz2cg6sr5d Honestly saying things like "My god" and "Christ" could just be them referencing stuff the heard even if the don't understand where it came from

@kodan7879

Жыл бұрын

HELIOS is literaly the son god in the greek pantheon, so it's so far from the truth.

@Bothrops_Asper_89

Жыл бұрын

@@CatnamedMittens If grecorroman myths survived the fall of the roman empire, the dark ages and the black plague, you bet your ass they'll still be around after a nuclear war.

That’s what he gets for making us pay taxes

@TheStopShort

2 жыл бұрын

Understandable.

@tarheelpro87

Жыл бұрын

Uplifted Brahmin barons who are the source of corruption in NCR Government, starts warmongering, yeah I think NCR is one of the best endings for the Mojave but people like kimball aren’t making the NCR better

@MigorRortis

Жыл бұрын

Life imitates art

@parasitic1344

Жыл бұрын

Nice pfp

@sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046

Жыл бұрын

Death before taxes!

I love how all the surviving soldiers are looking around like they're trying to figure out what just happened.

@CatnamedMittens

Жыл бұрын

As we all would

@D3w10n

Жыл бұрын

Realistic, innit?

@ulysses4989

Жыл бұрын

@@D3w10n innit bruv

@Mcdonalds-Employee

8 ай бұрын

“Must have been the wind 😅”

Imagine delivering your speech when suddenly three laser beams start pointing directly at you from the sky but you still hold on to your speech until the end. Such dedication, Kimball will be remembered.

@jijiwiggu982

Жыл бұрын

He has my vote!

@cirnoe1484

Жыл бұрын

Death doesnt matter, Paying taxes does

@nodrugshere300

Жыл бұрын

@@cirnoe1484 even in DEBT!!! I still serve!!!

@cirnoe1484

Жыл бұрын

@@nodrugshere300 Ave true to Kimball

@boooster101

7 ай бұрын

He remembered Teddy Roosevelt and tried to do the same when facing an orbital strike

Imagine if there was unique dialogue when using this weapon "Wait what's that light?"

@micolash8500

Жыл бұрын

That would've been awesome

@gb9884

10 ай бұрын

Obsidian totally would see to that level of detail. Imagine if they had more time...

@Xavier28200

9 ай бұрын

@@gb9884 More of technological problem

@slinkerdeer

9 ай бұрын

I have no doubt there would be if the game wasn't funded by asshole publishers who don't understand game development.

@Dilllonm

9 ай бұрын

or talk after it

Imagine being an NCR trooper watching this happen, with no warning.

@henryjones2766

Жыл бұрын

Yo there's a light show for the president that's amaz... Holy shit, Holy shit what the fuck is that? and everyone fucking dies

@CoreyandCrew

Жыл бұрын

It made me desert. I sell scrap to old lady Gibson and rent a room from Jeanie may in novac.

@lunarluxe9832

Жыл бұрын

@@CoreyandCrew Tell me about what happened to your wife.

@CoreyandCrew

Жыл бұрын

@@lunarluxe9832 don't have a wife. Neighbor Boone had a wife. She up and disappeared though few months ago

"CP! Be advised! The eagle is down. I repeat the Eagle is down!" "This is CP what happened?" "God killed him." "Say again? Sounded like you said-" "GOD. KILLED. HIM."

@brok56

Жыл бұрын

First god smited us in Helios one, and now The president!

@gageniedert4344

9 ай бұрын

​@@brok56yes

@Nerember

2 ай бұрын

“Not just any god, but Mars himself.” -The Legion(probably).

I love how the end shows you ended up killing the Legion spy as well

@extremely.hung.individual2693

6 ай бұрын

A small price to pay to end taxation.

Love how you remain hidden and everyone stays calm as lasers from the sky start circling Kimball lol

@brok56

Жыл бұрын

Ncr trooper: Yoooo! There is a laser show before his speech? This is so coo- OH MY GOD!

NCR: We have a technological advantage against the Legion. The Legion:

@manitoba-op4jx

Жыл бұрын

i mean the boys at poseidon energy would probably have hated the legion so

@maninhu9837

Жыл бұрын

ARES helped the Caeser

@memedude8303

10 ай бұрын

only really the courier has this power

@secondBAR

10 ай бұрын

The courier needs to take Helios one for the legion to even have this power

@alaric_3015

8 ай бұрын

ironic that irl Archimedes got killed by a roman

"Sneak attack critical on Cato Hostilius"

@persontheguyman223

2 жыл бұрын

Ded

@CatnamedMittens

Жыл бұрын

Good catch!

@Rex-X-Dark

Жыл бұрын

His sacrifice wasn't in vain he completed his task ave true to Caesar

@extremely.hung.individual2693

Жыл бұрын

Yeah. Shame about Cato. Good man.

@FeatherWait

Жыл бұрын

Worth it, his hat is unique.

Honestly this is the best reason for anyone to do a legion run.

@whoareyoutoaccuseme6588

2 жыл бұрын

Any reason is the best reason for joining the Legion.

@briaormead4239

2 жыл бұрын

@@whoareyoutoaccuseme6588 So all reasons to join Legion are shit? Nah. There's some hierarchy between em.

@htavli

2 жыл бұрын

i wish they had more content though, at least a companion

@whoareyoutoaccuseme6588

2 жыл бұрын

@@htavli You know, there's a reason why Legion fans are known to be huge mod enjoyers.

@theylivewesleep.5139

Жыл бұрын

@@whoareyoutoaccuseme6588 which is funny because modders tend to be huge NCR suck-ups.

Kimball thinking to himself: It’s so nice of the Ranger’s to set up a light show for m-

I can only imagine the after math of those on the ground. (Lets asume others can't see the targetting lasers) you're a trooper nearing the end of your tour. You're sent to the speech as extra security so you're in the back. The president is giving his speech. Before you can complehend what happens the president is eviscerate and half the crowd s dead or on fire. You recall seeing a bolt of light and the feeling of intese heat. Your ears are ringing as all you see is the chaos of others rushing to aid those surviving. You can not hear but you see medics shouting and men screaming. The smell of burning flesh fills your nose. As all you can do his follow the medic who's pushing you inside so he can treat you.

@stronensycharte64

Жыл бұрын

Give those poor NCR bastards PTSD

@G112z

Жыл бұрын

This comment made me have a power fantasy about watching the chaos while using a stealth boy.

@extremely.hung.individual2693

Жыл бұрын

Insert legion euphoria jpeg here

@gabrielfmm5465

Жыл бұрын

We're you taking a shit while writing this?

@justinobuscape7031

9 ай бұрын

You should try your hand in writing, my man! Be it fantasy or some other genre, I'd certainly read it! 😊💯

You...dispatched president kimball with real skill. Right under their noses, too.

@FalloutNVCaesar

Жыл бұрын

My forces are in position to assault the Dam. Legate Lanius has assumed command. Are you ready to go to him? To tell him to begin the assault?

Mr fantastic at Helios 1 "Hell ya all the buttons are glowing and at 100% ... and they're back down"

I did this exact thing today and, despite the multitude of other clever ways you can assassinate Kimball, using the C-Finder is the only valid method I will accept

@TannyWanny

Жыл бұрын

cringe. i just toss a throwing knife or axe at his head

@hellouniverse5451

Жыл бұрын

Except you can't turn all the profligates to ash at HELIOS just gotta do it the old fashioned way

@danielhaire6677

Жыл бұрын

How about just sniping him with a fat boy.

@TheGreatThicc

3 ай бұрын

​@@hellouniverse5451rush the stage with a switchblade

@TheRealDickGrayson

2 ай бұрын

I sniped him from the Riften docks, with a bow.

I love the old 56K "modem connect" sound that the weapon makes, while it's targeting.

I love how the NCR Veteran Rangers are still alive despite being in the center of the blast radius. Those guys really had stats way higher than what they should have for dudes in flak armor with helmets.

@micolash8500

8 ай бұрын

The C-Finder just has really low damage, but there should be mods to give it damage appropriate for an orbital laser

He'll never make anyone else pay taxes.

If you're going to kill ants, you might as well use a big magnifying glass.

LOL, can you imagine the NCR's reaction? There'll be conspiracy theories for decades trying to guess where that orbital strike came from.

@satriadicky3732

3 ай бұрын

Its Mars' wrath😂 But honestly, i think realistically they will know its the Courier since its gotta be you who get it from Helios One

"pay taxes." *gets evaporated by the sun*

Rip Private Jeremy Watson. He had so many dreams and ambitions

Annnd God just smited Kimbell…. Peter 3:12- “For the eyes of the Lord are toward the righteous, And His ears attend to their prayer, But the face of the Lord is against those who make him pay taxes.”

@aetherius6221

Жыл бұрын

Give unto Caesar what is Ceasar's. Ave, true to The Holy Book.

@CarboKill

Жыл бұрын

@@aetherius6221 Or 'Render' unto Caesar. The quote is literally the name of his questline in NV as well, lol

@aetherius6221

Жыл бұрын

@@CarboKill depends on the translation of the Bible you're familiar with, yeah

@CarboKill

Жыл бұрын

@@aetherius6221 Aye, I'm an Anglican, so I'm on that King James shit

@aetherius6221

Жыл бұрын

@@CarboKill new or old? I'm used to NIV

Legion soldiers watching from afar: Thanks Mars!

Amazing way to do it, best part is that this counts for the Sic semper tyranis challenge

Solar energy doesn't require taxes so that was worth it

There should have been an achievement for this. Like an Independence Day reference or something.

@bificommander7472

2 ай бұрын

"Checkmate"

Personally, I like firing a round off into the crowd to get Kimball to retreat into the Vertibird, then strike that down with the Rangefinder. Looks more epic, in my opinion

legend says he is still getting those crippled notifications to this day.

the NCR Ranger Security detail could never have prepared for something like that XD

"the last thing you never see"😂😂

As an NCR fan, this is incredibly based.

This is how I always used to assassinate him back in the day lmao

Well this just feels off watching this today.

Caesar across the damn: What the fuck was that?

@ashwolf2006

3 ай бұрын

and unbeknownst to him he was next.

What happens when the courier gets his/her hand on a 200 year old pre war copy of Command and Conquer

This is the best way to kill Kimball. The Legion would see it as a sign from the gods that they are destined for victory.

100+ morale boost for Legion, after that they would be: Heavenly intervention. Gods are in our favor.

"Hey what are these beams? Oh well. It is because of you that I----"

Perhaps it's time that the Legion rethink it's stance on modern technology.

*nukes the entire podium* "NRC leg crippled"

Smote by god

Ah yes an orbital strike No one would ever have expected that given they dont even have cars

@milesedgeworth3667

6 ай бұрын

Except that they used to, before the last one broke down permanently sometime before 3 and NV

@demonic_myst4503

5 ай бұрын

they had cars in ncr teritory

@demonic_myst4503

5 ай бұрын

They literaly have trains in ncr teritory the powder gangers whole lore is building train tracks

@Dockboy-ie4yu

5 ай бұрын

Now trains sounds kinda realistic but I hadn't known about the cars

Legion: We’ll carefully sneak around and kill him via well calculated methods. Courier: Imma Firin’ Muh Lasuh! Bluuuuh!

I highly approve and recommend this video. Ave, true to Caesar.

@TheProjectVoid

Жыл бұрын

awe True to Caesar

@amarant79

8 ай бұрын

Ave, true to Caesar.

@TheCaesar88

8 ай бұрын

@@amarant79 Ave

Random beam from the sky kills the president, yet every NPC assumes it was you, even if you were undetected and far away from the scene (like in the video). Lol

@KopperNeoman

7 ай бұрын

All the game knows is which entity used the weapon. There's no special case for something like this.

Well, i found a reason for start again FNV 13th time.

But where's the human connection of watching your opponent's life drain from their eyes as you cover them from head to toe in cuts from a straight razor? Though I guess this way you get a warm meal...

@extremely.hung.individual2693

Жыл бұрын

That’s fucking deranged lmao I love it

A shame this weapon is so broken that it almost never works without mods to fix it.

@demonic_myst4503

5 ай бұрын

What u even on about it basicly never breaks sorry but the only time ive ever seen this gun have issues is when u have a heavily modded game

@Mabra51

5 ай бұрын

@@demonic_myst4503 This gun is very buggy, it often stops working in different ways, sometimes the laser show up but it doesn't shoot, sometimes nothing appears when firing but you still loose the daily charge, and sometimes it never recharges daily ever. Unless you've got a mod to fix it it's not worth it.

@ashwolf2006

3 ай бұрын

@@demonic_myst4503 you got lucky. the weapon is famously known to not work 75% of the time. hence why a lot of players tend's to shove it in storage.

@demonic_myst4503

3 ай бұрын

@@ashwolf2006 i used it alot so

How the hell have I never thought about doing that

Imagine being an NCR soldier watching your president give a speech and a massive bright light starts coming up and you just say “damn the sun’s kind of bright today right?” Just to realize 3 seconds later the president gets obliterated from a giant laser beam appearing out of thin air

Wow! Prez is putting on a light show! Just for us!

"Sneak attack on NCR ranger" ...can't see you if they are dead...

Father Elijah approved this video 👍

Thanks Elijah.

I love how the NPCs know it was you. *While several hundred feet away completely invisible* “An experimental space laser just killed our president! Damn Courier!”

I can’t believe I’ve never thought of this

All that good eatin, blown to smithereens!

My favorite way is to get the sonic emitter-roboscorpion while on a crit build with the meltdown perk if you get damage Increases from psycho and slasher you can let the meltdown perk do all the work for the rangers

I agree with House on many things The importance of the NCR for the taking of hoover dam is not one of them

That phone modem sound before firing kills me

He really went out with a bang.

who would win the president vs the unmatched power of the sun

Father Elijah's like "mf I told them it was worth keeping Heloise"

Idk why I never thought of that

Definitely the coolest way to do it

Killed him with his own power plant

Caesar's Legion: *“Mars Is With Us !!!”*

You have another round, fire everything!

Congratulations, you've converted half of the Mojave to Hellenism.

Love how it also took out Cato Hostilius lol.

👏🏾 👏🏾 👏🏾 how did I not think of this

Somewhere in Freeside Local ”Dude you know what happen to the president” Other local “no what happened” Local “ He was hit by a lazer from the sky” Other local “ seems normal”

Lmaoooo KIMBAL RUN!!!!

"the legions are armed with nothing but machetes and primitive weapons"

Yay you win!

Kimball has lost the mandate of heaven.

You crippled Pvt Jeremy Watson for life

And then Legion will spread propaganda that Kimball was killedd by wrath of Mars.

Love that you got Cato too XD

'' Must have been the wind ''

He tried to make me pay taxes

I never thought of doing that. Me likey.

Imagine being some backward ncr soldier seeing technology like that holy shit

I think you got em

Thats awesome 👍. I've attempted this before, but (🤨with a luck skill at 9) the damn thing bugged out almost every time. When it didn't, it had collision with... ?something? and the beam never made it that far. 😆😅😩 *360 consol*

@Serph..

2 жыл бұрын

On my first playthrough on ps3 thing never worked after the first shot so i think its just a bug on consoles

@elmo1639

2 жыл бұрын

@@Serph..damn. 🙏much respect for anyone who has experienced the PS3 grind of New Vegas. I've completed two full runs on my old ps3. Did you get it done? Neither of mine let me have any (final mission)gameplay of the interior dam. 5 frames a second then it would crash. So I kept it outside.

@Serph..

2 жыл бұрын

@@elmo1639 finished my first run and doing a second rn managed to finish all 4 dlc’s and am close to beating the game with a ton of items i found alot of ways to to fix the 1 frame every 2 seconds bug so its pretty easy to play now

@elmo1639

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I was doing everything that could be done by the end. If I hit 30 min of progress, I restarted the game and did the "cache clearing" technique b4 it loaded up. 😒 There was a checklist I had with some other stuff too. I Don't know why I ended up liking such a bugged-out crash-y game.

@elmo1639

2 жыл бұрын

***my save file was over 12 mb. Which I learned was and is the determining factor. The bigger the save file, the worse it performs in certain areas.

the only reason i did a legion run

“Elder Elijah liked that”

Ok, its crazy how exact this is to how I killed Kimball a few weeks ago

gotta love the Hammer of Dawn

Am liked your styles. 😂😉

Free advanced shipping to god.

*giant fucking laser slowly closes in on the president* *Sneak attack critical*

Elijah would be proud lmao

Video approved by Father Elijah

thats awsome

He shouldn't have tried to make you pay taxes.

"Sneak attack"