FAKE Warrior Cats Quotes
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In this challenge, I asked you all to come up with some funny fake Warrior Cats quotes. Here are my favorites!
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“We should have a wings of fire and warriors crossover episode”-Firestar in starclan
@blackishstone4092
4 жыл бұрын
Is it weird that I want this!
@turnip8749
4 жыл бұрын
Grayfeather I think I would too.The Wings Of Fire crew would teach them Warriors a thing or two about complexity of emotions, motives and interactions as well as LGBT representation
@jesseriker5786
4 жыл бұрын
HOLY-
@lazydragon802
4 жыл бұрын
Yes!!
@xxblackdahliaxx6490
4 жыл бұрын
It would be cool for Warriors to crossover with Survivors too, in my opinion, it would be nice to see some friendly dogs meet the actual Clan Cats for once.. I hate the stereotype that all dogs are vicious towards cats, it's not true. This coming from someone who owns five cats, among other pets and my dogs are both giant Newfies. They love eachother to bits.
"Breezepelt did always suck" -Crowfeather Me: Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery
@freeplays7177
4 жыл бұрын
I'm a loser I suck I have an issue with minecraft and memes Yup still ain't recovering
@maxwenzel5075
4 жыл бұрын
wow
@Fern_star457
4 жыл бұрын
I actually hate breezepelt
@paintingroxy1668
2 жыл бұрын
Ruined 569 likes! killing 69 is my hobby now :D
@miamiedits
2 жыл бұрын
@@paintingroxy1668 you monster
I love how leafpool said: That’s illegal! I say that all the time I think it’s hilarious
@mileythecat2214
4 жыл бұрын
No Sssniper wolf does UwU
@thealmightyone8678
4 жыл бұрын
In what book I forget
@yoyofruits22
4 жыл бұрын
That's ill Eagle
@ursae-minoris
4 жыл бұрын
“That’s illegal!” Is a common meme phrasememememmemememememememmemememememe
@floodedbasement__
3 жыл бұрын
and then for once Akira expressed the same amount of emotion as his avatar.
Random character: "I feel like we're being watched" Me, reading about their every move: "HOLY CARP THEY BROKE THE 4TH WALL!!"
@Th3.H0n3y.K4t
2 ай бұрын
I understood the reference, but you need to clam down, or else I'll need to get you some kelp
@Arctixs_Edits_And_Stuf
2 ай бұрын
@@Th3.H0n3y.K4t god how many therapists did it take for you to be that calm? Please, enlighten me
@Th3.H0n3y.K4t
2 ай бұрын
@@Arctixs_Edits_And_Stuf many XD
“Yeah so we’ve been taking care of this old guy, his name is BrokenTail, NOT BROKENSTAR WE WOULD NEVER KEEP HIM IN OUR CAMP-“ - SwiftPaw revealing that they have BrokenStar
@EnforcerHollyleaf
2 жыл бұрын
*Honestly, yes.*
@Donut_D_Ace
Жыл бұрын
LMAO 🤣🤣
@catscatsandmorecats3056
Жыл бұрын
FRFR
Badgerfang in starclan : “Jeepers Am I the only warrior playing around with kits my age “
@mmmm-lg2mj
4 жыл бұрын
He is like the Naruto of warrior cats
@Chaiiuna
4 жыл бұрын
mm mm hmm.,.. now ya say it.. if badgerfang was a person i’m sure they’d get along well
“At least Feathertail can stay hydrated now she’s buried under this waterfall.” *-Stormfur to Crowpaw*
@EnforcerHollyleaf
2 жыл бұрын
*Oh no-*
@Donut_D_Ace
Жыл бұрын
Poor feathertail
"My first girlfriend turned into the moon" -Crowfeather "That's rough buddy" -Onestar
@AverageDonaldDuckFan
4 жыл бұрын
"What's THIS?" -Hollyleaf "I DONT KNOW?! I mean seriously what's with you people, I'm *blind* -Jayfeather
@tylerjones7592
4 жыл бұрын
I understood this reference
@EnforcerHollyleaf
2 жыл бұрын
*I've never felt happier to have Harestar as a leader.*
@blondeashfur3445
2 жыл бұрын
Haha Avatar references go brrr
@eileenlee9302
Жыл бұрын
Avatar vibes rn
"Destiny isn't a path any cat follows blindly. Except jayfeather…" . . Me: *WHEEZ*
@EnforcerHollyleaf
2 жыл бұрын
*Destiny isn't a path that all cats should have, like-* *Nevermind 😃*
@Donut_D_Ace
Жыл бұрын
PFFT
This made me laugh "This is starclan THERE IS NO MCDONALDS" That fake quote made me laugh
@EnforcerHollyleaf
2 жыл бұрын
*I hope Onestar likes McDonald's then, because he ain't getting any 😃*
@grimmzyy
2 жыл бұрын
*cloudtail left the chat*
@Donut_D_Ace
Жыл бұрын
AWWWE I WANTED A JAY BURGER
Ivypaw and Dovepaw: Love ya sis! Ivypool after Dovewing reveals her powers: “Sisters are OUT, Dark Forest is IN”
@blondeashfur3445
2 жыл бұрын
What can I say? We're Warrior Cats characters, we change. Me in The New Prophecy: "Love ya Squirrelflight!" Me in Power of Three: "Love is OUT, fire is IN" Me in The Broken Code: "Fire is OUT, possessing your ex gf's mate is IN"
@Donut_D_Ace
Жыл бұрын
@@blondeashfur3445 Still hate you for that
THIS IS STARCLAN THERE IS NO MCDONALDS
@Chaiiuna
4 жыл бұрын
Animus Gacha Gurls if alternate cat-version of heaven doesn’t have a McDonalds, then i don’t want it
@davidgannonreal
4 жыл бұрын
@@Chaiiuna Mc Dondals
@davidgannonreal
4 жыл бұрын
@@Chaiiuna yeah sorry lol it was a joke but sometimes i can have 3 braincells and act like im dumb, sorry again :')
@Chaiiuna
4 жыл бұрын
David Gannon sorry my bad xD I’m not very good at taking ceratin types of jokes ;-;
@Chaiiuna
4 жыл бұрын
David Gannon also sorry for sounding rude didn’t mean to 😅
"Thrushpelt isn't the father. I had kits with myself."-Bluefur
"Bruh, It's a solar eclipse. Clan cats are so dumb!" *-Sol, During The Solar Eclipse*
@EnforcerHollyleaf
2 жыл бұрын
*Yes yes, that was a very clan cat moment.*
@Donut_D_Ace
Жыл бұрын
Ah yes clan✨ *cat moment*✨
"I don't believe in Starclan because I'm the only true star here!" -Bluestar (telling Fireheart and the rest of the clan they are not good)
"It's the blonde hair, isn't it? I knew it ruined the look!" -Ashfur to Squirrelflight
“Sometimes I feel like an idiot, then I look at the cats around me. Then I instantly feel better” -Stormfur
@EnforcerHollyleaf
2 жыл бұрын
*When I feel like that, I take a look at Onestar and feel better 😃*
@Donut_D_Ace
Жыл бұрын
@@EnforcerHollyleaf Good one
“Mind if I put my nest next to yours, talltail?... I’m just kidding.... unless______” Complete the sentence
@anirbanhasan8988
4 жыл бұрын
im gay is the answer
@TumbleBell
4 жыл бұрын
you are gay.
@kr2346
4 жыл бұрын
you’re alright with a warrior snoring in your ear.
@sidegrabsheriff
4 жыл бұрын
lol
@skyywolfplayz4988
4 жыл бұрын
Unless you don't mind
Starclan is a bunch of greedy dead cats so when he jokes about them being the evil ones he is actually correct
@littlefox_100
4 жыл бұрын
KittiKat Kreations uh
@sylvurrlights
4 жыл бұрын
Akira is a she
@endershr000m3
4 жыл бұрын
*she
@max9608
4 жыл бұрын
Akira goes by she/her pronouns now
“My mentor was secretly Brackenfur. Not for Warrior training, being a piece of cardboard!” Rainfur and Sorreltail’s other brother that I didn’t even remember. Okay, I know the names now. Rainwhisker and Sootfur. It was funny at first, because they’re so forgettable I forgot their names, and I spelled Brackenfur wrong, but I know now.
@lol_sxmstar
4 жыл бұрын
its Rainwhisker not Rainfur lol
@kamichubakugou1655
4 жыл бұрын
Banana Gamer Girl *cries in read Goosefeather’s curse and got them mixed up I’m sorry mother for causing you unnecessary pain*
@kamichubakugou1655
4 жыл бұрын
Furby Flash there we go.
@avahumphries4571
4 жыл бұрын
Rainwhisker and Sootfur c:
@kamichubakugou1655
4 жыл бұрын
Ava Humphries I was a waste of pain for my mother. I guess that shows how forgettable they are. Or the fact that I haven’t read the books they were in in years.
"no you cant take over shadow clan" -TC "hehe solar eclipse go *brrr* "-sol
"Getting crushed by trees isn't painful.Its quite common....for it to happen to me..and Firestar" -Longtail
"How Do I Smell? Do I Smell Nice?" Spottedleaf right as Clawface kills her-
"I always loved Breezepelt.. Well-" -Crowfeather "The fire roasted me harder than anyone I ever did" -Yellowfang
asdfghjkl is anyone gonna talk about how flippin cute Akira's laugh at 1:30 was?
"No no, I don't have kids!" Says Willowpelt to Whitestorm on her first date while Graystripe and Darkstripe wait in the minivan
We need a fanfic of these quotes *begins typing intensely*
@EagleflightAnimations
4 жыл бұрын
I agree
@meowingcookie395
4 жыл бұрын
Im actually gonna post it when its done
@moocow_tehcat7996
4 жыл бұрын
@@meowingcookie395 what site? I really wanna read this :P
@meowingcookie395
4 жыл бұрын
@@moocow_tehcat7996 its not a site, I'm just gonna copy paste it on this comment when its done Its not gonna be extremely long but
@moocow_tehcat7996
4 жыл бұрын
@@meowingcookie395 Oh alright. If you were to put it on a site, I'd suggest Quotev or Wattpad.
*What do you mean Bramblestar is an imposter? He’s always like this!*
@lakeithaross9510
4 жыл бұрын
Always an abusive mate? Yep
@lara-pw7qp
4 жыл бұрын
LaKeitha Ross you got that right *sigh*
@EnforcerHollyleaf
2 жыл бұрын
*What do you mean windclan is in the middle of a crisis? Everything was fine after Harestar became the leader! 😃*
@evanhunt1863
2 жыл бұрын
*Laughs in cats not exiled, Squilf not thrown off a rock, and Sparkpelt not mauled by dogs*
@Donut_D_Ace
Жыл бұрын
@@EnforcerHollyleaf Gotta agree
Me: **Looks in notifications** Me: **Sees this video** Also me: *"Ooh! Maybe akira chose my quote!"* Me, sad because my quote wasnt chosen*
@lol_sxmstar
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@mapleshadewarriorcats3646
3 жыл бұрын
What was the quote?
@EnforcerHollyleaf
2 жыл бұрын
*Don't feel bad, take a look at Onestar and you'll feel better!*
"Wait you're telling me I'm brought back to life only to die?" Hollyleaf
I just thought of this- Shadowclan was the Slytherin of Warrior Cats
@Charfly
4 жыл бұрын
omg you are right!
@sylvurrlights
4 жыл бұрын
Winter White Switch RiverClan and WindClan and you have yourself the Moonkitti I Spoil meme
@endershr000m3
4 жыл бұрын
@Winter White Skyclan is the teachers? Maybe another wizarding school?
@millie-kg8xk
4 жыл бұрын
The fandom has been saying this for generations this is not a new concept
@lauryns9497
4 жыл бұрын
Millie Akiba oh okay? Sorry i just now came to the conclusion of that lmfao
Here’s a fake quote: “I need some bag of cigarettes.” -Yellowfang
“If you watch your Minecraft dog die, then you’ll know how I felt.” -Ashfur to Squirrelflight in the fire scene
@suhotdog3135
2 жыл бұрын
that really hurts :(
"Help, I've fallen and i can't get up!" -Hollyleaf in the tunnels
@sylvurrlights
4 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
"Even though, firestar the greatest warrior in the forest was killed by a tree, we still should honour his memory." -Bramblestar
“I HAVENT HAD MCDONALDS FOR 12 YEARS.” - Hollyleaf after escaping the tunnels
@mapleshadewarriorcats3646
3 жыл бұрын
I haven't had McDonalds for 12 years either.
@EnforcerHollyleaf
2 жыл бұрын
*Barkface lied to my face for moons, he said there was some in starclan :(*
@Donut_D_Ace
Жыл бұрын
@@mapleshadewarriorcats3646 Yay we have something in common
"Brokenstar, want to join me in Murder Mystery?" -Tigerstar to Brokenstar "Sure, if you dont hack the game again and make you always the murderer." -Brokenstar to Tigerstar
Dovewing picks up her IPhone “Hi, is this Hubble contacts? This is Dovewing. I’m wondering when my coloured contacts shipment will come. It seems late and my green eyes aren’t really that fashionable right now.” -Dovewing *TELL ME THIS DIDNT ACTUALLY HAPPEN IN WARRIORS*
@narcisaudrea8148
3 жыл бұрын
It did not.....OR DID IT Cats don't have phones so defently not. (I can't spell sometimes ok)
Omg 😳 thank you for picking my quote I was literally so surprised-
"I don't know why everyone was worried, Jimmy (hawk). You were just taking me to the park!" -Snowkit
"If only I could fly." -Snowkit
“oooooh but the plot thickens” XD
The thumbnail’s got me dying before the video even started I-
“Nightcloud being antivax would explain a lot.” -Akira
"No body loves me..." Fireheart mumbled. "I love you!" Sandstorm confesses. " *I cannot think, hear, or see.* " Firestar meowed, almost in a trance.
"Breezepelt did always suck" has me rolling on the ground
I didnt even know what this was going to be about, I just clicked immediately
Congrats to everyone who got their quotes in the video! I tried and seems like I didn't make it. Oh well! There is always next time. :D
@endershr000m3
4 жыл бұрын
Wait. I know someone on discord with the same pfp. Are you Asher?
@byeolsta
4 жыл бұрын
@@endershr000m3 nope, there's aa cult going around. :3
Honestly Akira doing voice impressions is the best thing about these challenges.
"You just got roasted by the fire" -Firestar every time after he roasts some cat
0:42 Wow, that joke is _boulder_ than any joke I’ve ever made
@sossaart5511
4 жыл бұрын
Rock has left the chat
@yamien4066
4 жыл бұрын
That joke was really *crushing*
Wait, when does Greystipe call Misty his daughter?
@sparkfrog777
4 жыл бұрын
No clue but now I really want to figure it out
@dingo533
4 жыл бұрын
@Mikayla Jacobson no, he showed a picture of the book/scene.
@sparkfrog777
4 жыл бұрын
It appears to be in Bramblestar's storm
@BrightGuardianAkira
4 жыл бұрын
Bramblestar's storm when he becomes an elder
@davidgannonreal
4 жыл бұрын
@@BrightGuardianAkira In the Kindle Paperwhite version it doesn't say that so i never understood why people were talking about it, i was was cAlM doWn!
Nightcloud: I'M NOT GETTING BREEZEKIT VACCINATED! Crowfeather: Yeah- I'm just gonna go.. and patrol a border.. Crowfeather to Leafpool: Yeah my mates insane.
"Let me through! I am a mother! My son is late for his group meeting!" - Nightcloud the yazhemat, driving on the sidewalk.
“maybe the real warrior cat was inside us all along” -firestar
I like soup:) Sorry couldn't think of what to comment
@EagleflightAnimations
4 жыл бұрын
It’s okay, I like soup too
@chaos5734
4 жыл бұрын
Don't be embarrassed soup is amazing
@kokuwifeyyy
4 жыл бұрын
Ha noice 👌👍 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@meh9513
4 жыл бұрын
What type
@warriorcathub4244
4 жыл бұрын
I like soup to!
I am actually reading The Raging Storm right now and Finleap said: Anger sparked in Finleaps eyes "I only joined Thunderclan to be with you" Twigbranch bristled "Are you regretting it" "No!" Finleas eyes glistened "But I thought we'd be mates by now. I thought we'd be starting a family by now"
“joining this naked cat clan totally isn’t going to lead me to becoming the “always there main character” kinda guy!” -Rusty/Firepaw *(this is a bad quote i know-)*
“I def know that there’s a way out. But I need a more dramatic exit way for a character arc!” -Fallen Leaves
"We should write the new books to be more interesting."-Erins
Heavystep and Mistystar are immortal cofirmed
Your laugh in between a lot of these quotes just brightened my day
“Ah! Scourge! Call a medicine cat!!! But not for me...” -FireStar after he rose from the dead and kill scourge
“Breezepelt is a good warrior” - Crowfeather
@EnforcerHollyleaf
2 жыл бұрын
*Sorry Crowfeather, but your son is a menace to starclan-* *And so are you 😃*
3:44 AHHH I WAS IN HIS VIDEO I WANNA CRYYY! I’m soo happy
@endershr000m3
4 жыл бұрын
*her
@thebee-sties
Жыл бұрын
her
When there’s more comments than views: *That’s not how this works dude-*
@critter7531
4 жыл бұрын
*that is how this works dude*
@crystalsnowofthunderclan1890
4 жыл бұрын
You mean when theres more likes than views.
@cutekittins406lleshull6
4 жыл бұрын
Crystalsnow of Thunderclan no
@crystalsnowofthunderclan1890
4 жыл бұрын
@@cutekittins406lleshull6 then this make nlsense
@cutekittins406lleshull6
4 жыл бұрын
Crystalsnow of Thunderclan someone can comment twice and KZread views often lag behind real-time views on videos
How does someone dislike this when it's out for only 3 minutes! You have not watched the whole thing yet!
@lol42069.
4 жыл бұрын
bots
@davidgannonreal
4 жыл бұрын
@@lol42069. and people who go 'first'
@omeow2952
4 жыл бұрын
There are people who go around disliking as many videos as possible because they want to make people unhappy.
“Awww, look at those cute doggies! Could I pet one?” -Swiftpaw & Brightpaw, moments before disaster
@suhotdog3135
2 жыл бұрын
underratted comment
You're the best Warrior YT ever!! You are so funny, and you seriously deserve to write the books, your plot ideas are so good!! 💗
Dude I loved the voices you did for each character. They were so good
"Bro, why can't you pay for rent? It's easy." -Graywing from the clan territories to the Old Graywing from the Tribe Of Rushing Water.
Omg! Thanks for including me!
"We thought you were our mother, but i suppose i will have to make you pay the price, so you know what it feels like." -Lionblaze showing his claws at Squirrelflight
"No views, 13 likes, 3 comments" KZread IS ON DRUGS AGAIN
@creepycat7652
4 жыл бұрын
13 views 80 likes
@shou438
4 жыл бұрын
XD
@tortoiselover7215
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, basically.
@LousoMiso27
4 жыл бұрын
IKR XD
@FIRECLAWZyt
4 жыл бұрын
@A Tail orTwo LMAOOOOO
That one with squilf, "'DUDE WE'RE GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER!'" was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny, I almost died.
1:00 *Intense Moonkitti reference*
GW: do you stop to think this through? CS: BoLd oF YE To aSSUme I think.
I made a quote for my OC for Leafpool:" Leaf'pool, Now that you walk with the Stars, I'll Take the lead, I'm quite a Star myself..."
Akira's voice for Firestar was perfect-
Lol these we’re actually funny. Great job guys.
Eeeek!!! I’ve been waiting for this!!!!
"Being dead as a kit is so overrated!! I should be with my siblings!" -Mosskit in Starclan. " Dovewing, if you want some coffee to go Starbucks. " -Tigerheart. "Back in my day, my clanmates were well behaved. " -Yellowfang "Son, stop being emo. Even your older siblings are confused! " -Crowfeather to Jayfeather "I see sounds and hear colors!!! This is awesome! Too bad my kits are missing out!" -Dovewing. "Everyone says that you need to be mentored to be a warrior. Well I don't need to be 6 moons old in order to be underrated!" -Fernsong. "I got with Silverstream in order to have more screentime!" -Greystripe.
0:33 *a starless clan laughs in the distance*
I'm surprised no one did a Whitewing thing where she says, "I know exactly what my family is doing at all times and they're definitely not hiding something from me- none of them."
I love leafpool's quote I now see why mothwing doesn't believe in starclan she doesn't want cats stalking her
"Life is an empty hole," says Ivypool "Yeah uh uh sure. My brothers are calling see you Ivytail!" Dovewing exclaims. Ivypool and Hollyleaf then proceeded to cry in a corner.
“ Look i know you shouldn’t pick favorites but Jayfeather just gets me ya know? “ Crowfeather
Graystripe: What can I say? I'm charming and irresponsible. Graystripe: *irresistible
*“Woah, big thingy coming towards me. At alarming speeds.”* -shrewpaw.
"KAREN, YOU TOOK THE KITS!" -firestar to sandstorm
I have some fake quotes too even though the challenge ended a year ago- "Fireheart..I actually do eat babies" -Yellowfang
Yellowfang’s fake quote: this is star clan there is no McDonald’s Akira: well cloudtail left the chat
"He survived! Thanks GOD!" -Mothwing saving a cat as medicine cat
"Oh hey, Bluestar, it was Tigerclaw that killed me, not Oakheart. Thought you should know."-Redtail.
"Fireheart, I told you not to do drugs!" -Spottedleaf
The Tallstar and Jake got me good
I knew that my ghost train quote wouldn't make it in, but it was worth trying
One brave kit once said "beware of the warrior who speaks in hands"
I hope I get into the next video cause I love seeing this
“I’m secretly Creating a Tiger Star clone army” -Tiger Star
@tylerjones7592
4 жыл бұрын
Tigerstar paid a visit to kamino