When you gotta perform an exorcism but you have a tight schedule

@Rinne_Z_rank

4 жыл бұрын

Basicly this in a nutshell lol

@DerPieShuTheDayDreamer

4 жыл бұрын

tbh when we were having to bless our new house and the priest said lets get on with it cause he has mass to attend to

@T0astedR0asted

2 жыл бұрын

Golfing is no laughing matter

@OMIKYUBIE

Жыл бұрын

Omfg 😂

Imagine being a demon and this man whips out frame perfect cross banishments

@Skipmunk85

4 жыл бұрын

Imagine hearing the priest say "I don't think this is the run, chat" as they banish you

@tinypersontall1504

3 жыл бұрын

@Duncan Hernandez sorry guys I think this run isn’t it time to just finish the game tbh I’m getting tired of beating the final boss Duncan Hernandez all the time

@kennethcases6952

3 жыл бұрын

"frame perfect cross banishment" sounds like the name of an ultimate move

@alivingdagger9915

2 жыл бұрын

@@kennethcases6952 i'm stealing that thank you very much

@HienPham-hk9yj

2 жыл бұрын

"Wwwworhsip meee whooooooo"

I'm actually laughing super hard at you repelling michael in the shed before he even had a chance to get into the door.

@itscyan8343

3 жыл бұрын

Demon: Die! Racoonix: *Ain't nobody got time for dat!*

@harpuiaaa

3 жыл бұрын

micheal: pogchamp *OoOooOooOOOOooO*

@tutorialsonanything6383

2 жыл бұрын

john is done with their bullshit

@denmarkus1597

2 жыл бұрын

fAAAAAAaaaTHEERRRrrrrrr

@Ougerosity598

Жыл бұрын

"I have the body of a pig! 😭"

Local priest so holy he doesn’t have to raise cross, Father Garcia confused as hell

@thomasedwards4515

Жыл бұрын

The Vatican HATES him!

05:59 POGCHAMP-OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo *splat*

@bepis2104

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

@emperor_skeleton7735

3 жыл бұрын

I hate you, I can't unhear it now.

@jackr_d_6975

3 жыл бұрын

I CAN'T UNHEAR IT LMAO

@harpuiaaa

2 жыл бұрын

4chan, oOOoOOOoO

@aetherresonant9079

2 жыл бұрын

my guy was just trying to congratulate john on the speedrun

0:28 *_W O R S H I P M E A N O O O O O_*

@miguellevyy1876

4 жыл бұрын

He means WARSHIP A NOO

@nameismyChannelID

4 жыл бұрын

r/crooooosh

@miguellevyy1876

4 жыл бұрын

@@nameismyChannelID gruu guru gruu

@charleschandrablazinger6515

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@rainstorm6707

4 жыл бұрын

0:43 I HAVE THE BODY OF A PIG

0:55 Demon: *AMBUSH* Priest: *Shows cross* Demon: FUUUU

What if you wanted to unleash the Antichrist upon the Earth... but then a blue dude shows up running around swinging crosses here and there and single handedly banishes every demon? That's some DOOM shit right there...

bro whips out the crucifix faster than a competitive shooter whips out their gun

This is a game speedrun the protagonist:is slow as snail

@Dondlo46

3 жыл бұрын

@pyro satoor I played tons of flash games but don't know which one you meant

Nobody: Not even the Pope: Malnourished Child: I hAvE tHe BoDy oF A piG

@PANdora95Flowers

Жыл бұрын

Anorexic people be like:

0:55 flOOOOoooooower

@AraneaSerrket

4 жыл бұрын

FOOOOtherr

@spookyspooky177

4 жыл бұрын

FAAAAAAA ther

Virgin demon: nOooOoOoO you can't speedrun a exorcism thats not how it Works! Chad priest: *shows cross for a millisecond* Demon: Æ-

"What I am about to do, has not been approved by the speedrunning community.."

0:44 I hAvE a BoDY oF A pIg

@Dreadmantisthe2nd

4 жыл бұрын

lmao wtf was that i thought thats what he said

@massecurr

4 жыл бұрын

@@Dreadmantisthe2nd its a reference to a famous EVP recording, its been debunked but the gist of it is that a group of russian ghost hunters were doing an investigation in a UK asylum and they cought a far off voice saying "I have the body of a pig" on recording despite the fact that no one in the asylum at that time spoke english, at least not well enough to form a sentence like that

Mfw I'm chillin, bein a demon, tormenting the damned, and this man hits me with the ol any%

6:03 *MORTIS*

@PANdora95Flowers

Жыл бұрын

*MORTIS*

Local Priest DEMOLISHES unholy spirits in 6 minutes all the while moving at a brisk pace.

3:54 JOHN: Jesus cares + Sinner + Jesus loves me + Ratio + Unholy

3:11 - Is that a bug? Damaging Amy without raising your crucifix, I mean.

@racoonixL

4 жыл бұрын

yeah it is, it happens when you click the space button too fast

@diegordi1394

4 жыл бұрын

That's when John truly made God his refuge.

Nice run man! Can't wait to see a sub six run :)

When you got an exorcism at 6 but have to perform mass at 7

6:00 OYASEN OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo XD

What I am about to do has been a pro-gamer move.

A good trick for the second stage of the boss fight is that the one that flashes differently is the actual one, allowing for more damage to be given

The entire game: *MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU*

@manintheline5331

2 жыл бұрын

THE POWER OF SUPER MECHA DEATH CHRIST COMPELS YOU

This game express the word of god...

@GDooMCF

3 жыл бұрын

God*

@friedegg3732

3 жыл бұрын

@@GDooMCF dog*

@alivingdagger9915

2 жыл бұрын

@@friedegg3732 what da dog doin?

he's in a hurry

@somerandomtankist6069

3 жыл бұрын

John Ward has to finish what he started, but also host a Dinner Party that night

@kevinrheypineda4027

Жыл бұрын

He also need to stop the profane sabbath

Smooth moves Priest

did i really just hear michael (the funny crawling man) say oh shit before getting shot 5:59

@racoonixL

Жыл бұрын

No, he says "corruption". Thank you for your inquiry!

This was not john ward, it was a terminator...

a man with one crucifix

John is not in the mood for this shit tonight, isn't he?

Father Alexander levels of faith

In the part where amy randomly attacks you in the house (not the final fight), how did you identify her correct copy so quickly?

@racoonixL

3 жыл бұрын

The correct one blinks differently

@hyphe1337

Жыл бұрын

@@racoonixL i literally had to watch in slow-motion to see what you meant lol

2:20 EAR YEAR FEAR HERE YEAR EASIER.

Awesome! Best ending of the game

I saw markiplier and John wolfe play this and I loved it. It's a small game but it's pretty sick Its very unique

Subbed and liked, always a pleasure to watch!

Airdorf should see this

@GDooMCF

3 жыл бұрын

He probably already did

This is the best exorcist I ever seen, he done it too fast

My EX world record run of FAITH is here if you wanna see it : kzread.info/dash/bejne/fo2s1seuoLKfoMY.html

@Spoon97

3 жыл бұрын

When U Realize The Main Character Was Has 4 Accents (Russian,English,Portuguese,Italian) : OUH HI NOW LENGUEJES (Use Latin Accent To Read)

Racoonix: *CASUALLY EXORSIZE DEMON*

*Demons are scared of this one simple trick!*

title: faith speedrun KZread: *ah yes, ANIMATION MEME.*

You usually start a record thing when you can control your person and stop the timer when you can no longer control, don't you? Technicalities, I know. Even so, nice work!

@racoonixL

4 жыл бұрын

i start the run when i click the start button because its easier then to start it when he gets out of the car. and for the end of it, i time it like that because thats what the rules say on speedrun.com

John is Doomguys twice removed cousin

Jokes aside, the TTS voices are my favorite part of the game. They're so unsettling yet so mesmerizing in some way. Either that, or I'm slightly crazy.

@youtubeviewer5198

Жыл бұрын

Picture stephen hawkin

When you’re a priest but in the same time also a Dark Souls player:

Excersisms Done Quick

0:55 FUUUUU

Can’t wait for the 3rds release date, hoping it’s this holiday.

Exorcism under steroids

awesome!

This when he walked slower. You could probably win faster now

@racoonixL

4 жыл бұрын

Already did kzread.info/dash/bejne/fo2s1seuoLKfoMY.html

0:44 I HAVE THE BODY OF A PIG

the time is almost very appropriate

his movements seem almost tas its crazy

John Basically Said: FUCK IT, I AM GOING BACK TO THAT HOME AND I AM GOING TO EXORCISE REALLY FAST THAT AMY BITc-

note: hi im here read me Racoonix: hm? did i heard something?

Bruh he don't care about them demons

Getting the demons out any%

6:59 John's objective

Too my fav piano music

@bluefoxycc

Жыл бұрын

Yoo*

I subbed becauz is kool

Noice

True Faith

If only you can bunnyhop in this game

I suppose the layout of the forest isn't completely random then?

Poor Michael. Also why and how did you just not have your cross out??

Funny thing the clock stop the rub at -6:06.6-

comic sans timer

Nobody : Litteraly nobody Blue stickman : *SHE IS HERE*

Ok the girl in White said offer when u was on the Tiny house

I HA VE T H E B OD Y O F A P IG

Funny how even the time is 6:06:68

September 21st 1987

I have a body of a pig!

if there were sprint that would be 3min

I just realized the music outside was Moonlight Sonata-

Did Michael said wardship me aROW

@Tally-MMall

Жыл бұрын

yes

Is this tas?

When you were walking in the jungle did you hear the white thing say, *I have the body of a pig* at 0:44? I wonder why it said that...

@Anomalyundetected

3 жыл бұрын

This is a reference to a famous ghost video where a group of people with a camera finds a ghost and the ghost said "I have the body of a pig"

@izmaelthespacebeast7174

3 жыл бұрын

@@Anomalyundetected yes, and it also reference to the Bible; Mark 5:11-13 details the story of Jesus committing an exorcism and the demons possessing pigs afterwards before drowning the pigs on the shore

I play this game is creppy

holy shit

how that you know where is the real one ?

@misaelmo123

4 жыл бұрын

H Gabor If you refer to the part of 2:22, I think that the real one blinks out of sync compared to the rest

6:06

JESUS IS STRONG JESUS IS GOOD JESUS LOVES US GOD PROTECTS US WE LOVE JESUS

0:44

No mortîs?... Bad

6:06.68 66.68 666 *mind blown*