Russian spies : *tapping into pilot radios trying to find secrets" US pilots : *C O F F E E M A C H I N E B R O K E*

@birdman8703

4 жыл бұрын

*K E U R I G*

@punkwarlord

4 жыл бұрын

Russian spies : "Put it in the coffee"

@LeNoirdefleurs

4 жыл бұрын

Russian spies: *U N D E R S T A N D A B L E, H A V E A N I C E D A Y*

@stevemonky2252

4 жыл бұрын

How do you even break a keurig

@papermachevolcano1480

4 жыл бұрын

And then they will try to decipher it like its some sort of secret code.

The pilot sounds like his aviator glasses wear aviator glasses.

@gundam116

4 жыл бұрын

Sahil Mishra lol

@T_RAW305x

4 жыл бұрын

💀💀💀

@isky6841

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@luska5522

4 жыл бұрын

@anonymous its a girl, broda

@Leonshadowss

4 жыл бұрын

anonymous lmao

They sound like they're just casually playing flight simulator

@petrotskycyka7178

4 жыл бұрын

technically they are

@funy0n583

4 жыл бұрын

life is a simulation so yeah

@flyingnick1102

4 жыл бұрын

totally me LoL

@NFSfan38

4 жыл бұрын

Fighter pilot going for realism, tanker is an annoying squeaker

@thetruthispotenza3602

4 жыл бұрын

@@funy0n583 troll

i dont think ive ever heard a man with such a buttery pilot voice, he is the embodiment of the word pilot.

@Asmokedetector

4 жыл бұрын

It sounds like hes trying way too hard to be an extra in top gun

@H3adx

4 жыл бұрын

@@Asmokedetector salt

@tn684

4 жыл бұрын

H3AD doubt

@thetin5957

4 жыл бұрын

Normal

@andrewt.5567

4 жыл бұрын

Main rule of being a fighter pilot, make everything look cool.

What a f*king random conversation to be having at 40,000 feet.

@Psyrus88

4 жыл бұрын

It's better than, "Why is #2 on fire?"

@BigManJevnikar

4 жыл бұрын

Psyrus 😂

@RafaelPolanco

4 жыл бұрын

@@Psyrus88 XD well, there goes a minute of work laughing

@Psyrus88

4 жыл бұрын

@@RafaelPolanco Glad I could help ;)

@skar6001

4 жыл бұрын

Better to talk than to stay quiet I guess

Russian spies when they intercept the conversation: "What are they talking about?" "Idk some weird type of vodka.."

@tuannguyen927

5 жыл бұрын

lmao

@Fitnes942

5 жыл бұрын

"must be peanut butter vodka time"

@alexejreber4689

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@30-e_fevralya

5 жыл бұрын

Putin is watching you👁️☝️

@swagboy567

4 жыл бұрын

“I doant no sum type of vierd vodka”

When did you meet mom, dad? Dad: When I got my F15 refueled in the sky

@bobbychild8529

4 жыл бұрын

Actually it's reverse, this makes no sense.

@Orion12113

4 жыл бұрын

Either way that’s metal

@josefstalin6931

4 жыл бұрын

wait i thought the was guy nothing against her tho

@imfernando

4 жыл бұрын

Bobby Child stfu bobby

@Cnhsf

4 жыл бұрын

@@bobbychild8529 just because your dad went out to buy cigarettes and never came back doesn't mean you have to always be in the "mom side"

This is such an american conversation that they are talking with ads

@TheGamingPrivate

4 жыл бұрын

Cairn The Aviator “ Product Placement “

@lucienleonardi8122

4 жыл бұрын

Are you an aviator yourself? Fellow ghost in the shell fan btw

@iplxel7888

4 жыл бұрын

They should just put this as an ad so people see how chill it is lmao

@Schlohmotion

4 жыл бұрын

@president camacho The enigneers not.. But Pilots? Maybe? They are sitting while doing their job. Sit in front of screens and have to calculate a lot. They are like stock brokers. But their desks are going mach 3.

@molikeur

4 жыл бұрын

@@Schlohmotion wha

“Yeaaa Gucci boisss” Fighter pilot: “Aight Imma head out”

@cutiebunnyamber3447

4 жыл бұрын

he no like it. :/

@youngmarriage5717

4 жыл бұрын

I would head out too if I heard that cringey line.

@inkyboi685

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh he was like cringe bey

@yourcornercrackhead5584

4 жыл бұрын

He didn’t know he was from the navy

@benzinschnueffler187

4 жыл бұрын

And he dropped a flare or something.

What a weird gas station

@Blondid

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@canvas11xD

5 жыл бұрын

Needa make these places self serve gas stations in my opinion

@Jack60n

5 жыл бұрын

Toasty hamz Clippy r/Whoosh

@jebbadiah

5 жыл бұрын

Didn't even clean his windshield terrible service.

@Ankianki33

5 жыл бұрын

Made my day

The pilot sounds like he has a hula girl on his dash and he's wearing a hawaiian shirt

@ridgefrost

4 жыл бұрын

But also wearing aviators

@braydondarragh1094

4 жыл бұрын

And got a cigarette in his mouth

@-ahvilable-6654

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like the pilot is a girl

@imtheoperatorttv637

4 жыл бұрын

@@-ahvilable-6654 they're talking about the F-15 Pilot. Use context clues.

@KS-133

4 жыл бұрын

Tom cruise from Oblivion

"We don't drink tea, were not British." - Patriot

@arcangle7444

4 жыл бұрын

True that.

@AngelFlipz

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@lemonlicker5003

4 жыл бұрын

Only the posh drink tea.we chavs drink tap water.

@qadi796

4 жыл бұрын

@@srjwari Sameee

@MR_SKULLIOSIS

4 жыл бұрын

Nah you just drink it cold and full of diabetes which is backwards.

Did I seriously just listen to air force pilots engaging in deep conversation about their favourite coffee and donuts whilst refuelling their jet???

@SpewtGG

4 жыл бұрын

Thrash Thrasherson this is USA Air Force, you should hear Australians with this shit 😂

@pxrxy

4 жыл бұрын

I mean they're people at work, so it's probably just normal work conversation to them.

@Its_shiki_time4876

4 жыл бұрын

I mean they are human

@Manayz

4 жыл бұрын

the female is a boom operator not a pilot. sorry for being 'that' guy lol

@SpewtGG

4 жыл бұрын

Manayz dude he’s talking about the jet pilot

Plot twist: This was a Starbucks commercial

@LSGproductions713

5 жыл бұрын

If this was a Starbucks commercial then it would have Liberal pansies in it.

@Mrholeeos

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@cesar.21k58

5 жыл бұрын

Wow

@brandoncorrell5688

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@snackpanthr

5 жыл бұрын

jeffrey Giles yo imagine if he crashed into a city street just to get starbucks

“Starbucks is better than anything” *Laughing in Italian*

@d68st90

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@alexpacino1

4 жыл бұрын

Roman: dafuq is Starbucks?

@the_bane_of_all_anti_furry

4 жыл бұрын

what shit meme really

@giacomo2591

4 жыл бұрын

Porcamadonna stai zitto per l’amore di cristo

@Endorphins27

4 жыл бұрын

How do you laugh in Italian?

For anyone wondering why they dropped the flare after the re-fuel, it is their way of saying “thank you” or “salute”. But this is only done when there are no threats around.

@Max-yf5sj

3 жыл бұрын

“Flirt”

@booey28

3 жыл бұрын

Lol lies

@HankScorpioXX

Жыл бұрын

Nobody's wondering, it's obvious..

@natecavenagh6346

Жыл бұрын

A kiss , a flirt ...

@TheFluffyWendigo

Жыл бұрын

OK thanks, I really wondered why that happened

“We’re not British.” “True that.”

@user-kdfkr9p

4 жыл бұрын

Shush

@cashrule5417

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@cashrule5417

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@actualideas8078

4 жыл бұрын

Best part

@louididdy

4 жыл бұрын

🇺🇸

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

@fightermma

5 жыл бұрын

That's a guy.

@zweitsevanpolaanen292

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@Douken

5 жыл бұрын

That’s a dude

@kiavang7309

5 жыл бұрын

Excited Taco plot twist they’re both guys

@batzplays4928

5 жыл бұрын

It sounds like a girl

air force: sometime we get keurig fancy coffee Marines: we mix crayons in water

@Cnhsf

4 жыл бұрын

I jusy spilled my CocaCola in mi phone reading tis, I'm laughin so hard I can barel type rn. And the Coca messled up my keyboardd,damm it

@Cnhsf

4 жыл бұрын

Oh n my dog is drinkinn the voca in thr floor

@Doveproductions73

4 жыл бұрын

Alexander Chohan I drank wood glue on a dare in the 2nd grade

@marcusrat4466

4 жыл бұрын

@@Cnhsf calm the fuck down sir. How's your keyboard doing?

@DarkepyonX

4 жыл бұрын

Ahahahaha

“Starbucks is better than anything” Poor lass, someone get her some real coffee

@BlackedBeast

4 жыл бұрын

From where

@JoseMartinez-ev9fc

4 жыл бұрын

The black Plague Dutch bro’s

@joemills7704

4 жыл бұрын

Tim Hortons... Oh wait, Americans don't have that

@Wolfyy0420

4 жыл бұрын

Its a he tho

@BlackedBeast

4 жыл бұрын

Idk any of these places lol

I pretend the jets themselves are the ones actually talking. Like Pixar’s Cars.

@FaisalKhan-jl5hq

4 жыл бұрын

Pixar's planes*

@rafaelborrayo2248

4 жыл бұрын

Best comment Soo far 🤣🤣🤣

@Cornell851

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@batmanbtch958

4 жыл бұрын

Lol good one

@walkie1985

4 жыл бұрын

brilliant 😂

Pilot: “pop tarts got crushed, it’s all crumbs now” Backseater: “that sounds crummy” Pilot: *ejects*

@bik3r230

5 жыл бұрын

Just deserves so many more likes then it got totally made my day

@thunderousavenger7437

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@bassimkiani5504

5 жыл бұрын

LOL

@Hackanhacker

5 жыл бұрын

weird just as i was listening it

@liracole9966

4 жыл бұрын

I'm in tears. Great joke dude.

After bombing a target and coming in to refuel: "So.... you guys like coffee?"

@victorgomezdiez7308

4 жыл бұрын

Nah its more serius in an actual war

@attackfleed1301

4 жыл бұрын

@@victorgomezdiez7308 it's a joke

@Dumb-Comment

4 жыл бұрын

@@victorgomezdiez7308 it's a joke

@rigby7218

4 жыл бұрын

Victor Gómez diez it’s a joke

@novicious7945

4 жыл бұрын

@@victorgomezdiez7308 it's a joke

Okay, let's talk about how perfect that flare drop was.

@wezzy8885

4 жыл бұрын

Ist was perfect

@kiwidiesel5071

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah that was a seriously pimp move💪🙏

@Jonas_Aa

4 жыл бұрын

He had to leave a tip.

@impulsiveDecider

4 жыл бұрын

Does anyone know if that is something common?

@ming_power8231

4 жыл бұрын

@@impulsiveDecider I was wondering the same thing and although i have never seen a flare after refueling, i cant imagine it being dropped for no reason.

this sounds like a conversation you’d hear in CoD pre game lobby lol

@americanpig-dog7051

4 жыл бұрын

@@Chris_FMS_Redfield That's the enlisted radio chat

@NeroVingian40

4 жыл бұрын

Tachanka Groyper that’s usually during the game, not during the lobby. People were still being mild and getting to know each other in the lobby. Then they drop it.

@PieRow

4 жыл бұрын

The types of conversations in CoD pregrame lobbies almost inevitability will land on Banging someone’s mom

@zionsky3342

4 жыл бұрын

No it doesn't.

@djnxsua

4 жыл бұрын

what the fk your lobbies must have been weird

backseat: "I'm more of a Red Bull & cocaine guy myself"

@milesstyles7428

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks... Your comments up for the 5 minutes I'll never get back...

@milesstyles7428

4 жыл бұрын

@Justin Y. No... It made me laugh... At a point when things where getting really monotonous...

@Wolagio

4 жыл бұрын

Im more a meth guy myself it just gives me that certain boost I need to get through the day but I switch to LSD during the afternoon for the sick visuals .

@milesstyles7428

4 жыл бұрын

You should definitely get a bag of ketamine for the journey home

@toneruiz9562

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

"Yea Gucci bois!!" Jet pilot: Over lord, requesting to turn on friendly fire

@operationearth6161

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahaha

@hassan903

4 жыл бұрын

Turn on freindly fire you mean

@Riflery

4 жыл бұрын

@@hassan903 I always disliked how friendly fire is when you shoot someone on your side. In a game when I turn on friendly fire I thought that meant that I was shooting my teammates with friendly bullets so they wouldn't hurt them But now I know, that even friendly bullets hurt.

@YouNoub1

4 жыл бұрын

@@hassan903 yea lool

@noone-io4yj

4 жыл бұрын

On time

Behold, the most dangerous fighting force in the world

@mossman1428

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@kunikyy6516

3 жыл бұрын

just shows that everyone is human

@flamingrubys11

3 жыл бұрын

@Zomuana Renthlei ir really is considering you have to stay at the same speed with the otherplane

@SONICX1027

2 жыл бұрын

Apparently this is what happens when you’re bored during a sortie

@mimikyu-

Жыл бұрын

They don’t even have working coffee machines

This is not the type of "BS" I was expecting lmao

@marlboromatt5656

4 жыл бұрын

TaylorTallent because it was faked.

@jameslaw3740

4 жыл бұрын

Sounded like a woman to me . Maybe it was the high altitude??

@sethjansson5652

4 жыл бұрын

@@marlboromatt5656 How and why would this be faked? Can't talk if you don't have proof

@thesuperdoge2476

4 жыл бұрын

Just because you can’t hold a conversation doesnt mean people who can faked it

@DerangedKat

4 жыл бұрын

I thought he would be like "Yo why the F**k you asking about my coffee then you got the nerve to diss my crummy poptarts dammit, hope this flare ignites your fuel line!" rofl

He can shoot flares at his gas station, yet if I light a cigarette everyone loses their minds....

@bdf2660

4 жыл бұрын

read this in the joker voice lmao

@ErhanGaming

4 жыл бұрын

I have no idea how this is not the top comment. GerpherTheGamer for President.

@Sol-os5pk

4 жыл бұрын

I was wondering if there was a reason for him to shoot the flare or he just wanted to. Anyone care to enlighten?

@shelvl18officer86

4 жыл бұрын

An expensive thank you to the tanker

@YellowFiery

4 жыл бұрын

damn yeah yeah this pilot probably shot a flare off to say thank you.

Russians: cyka blyat, this is their third time this week talking about coffee.

@Casperdghost618

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe it's in reference to the trump tweet covfefe

@voin5371

4 жыл бұрын

Contact Yuri, we're have another sheep situation

@jmur3551

4 жыл бұрын

You ride Russias meat huh

"yall got coffee machine?" "coffee machine broke" "understandable have a nice day"

@fanout9921

3 жыл бұрын

Nice day broke too

starbucks or mc cafe?, chicken nuggets, peanut butter sandwiches, pop tards, gucci bois,. North Korean hackers must be confused AF.

@SuppositionalBox

5 жыл бұрын

Chickena nuggeto? No Peanuto Butter? No.. Gucci Boiso? Uhh, Yes. Musta be something. *Investigates for coded videos* GUCCIGUCCIGUCCIGUCCIGUCCI "AHHhhHHH!"

@Hackanhacker

5 жыл бұрын

whoaa that comment make me cry a lot

@ceff01

4 жыл бұрын

@@SuppositionalBox lol

@Cheetah-tz3ut

4 жыл бұрын

and jelly*

@giwrgospetrogiannakis8583

4 жыл бұрын

Little did they know this words has exact coordinates for the secret military bases in north Korea

Being KC-10 maintenance I can confirm that the coffee maker on the KC-10 is usually broken.

@caseyjaimes5483

4 жыл бұрын

R0OSELL McConnell AFB?

@zeniith137

4 жыл бұрын

then... fix it?????

@Mei-Faithful

4 жыл бұрын

Fix the goddamn coffee machine.

@kingschuyler3890

4 жыл бұрын

Then fix it😂

@casey9559

4 жыл бұрын

Fix it then

"All my poptarts go crushed in my bag. They're all crumbs." "That's pretty crummy, isn't it?" You can see the copilot shaking his head through the cockpit xD

@gavinanderson5807

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

"thats pretty crummy" shoot me with a reaper missle after that easy joke

@maxvierra9471

4 жыл бұрын

for being so high up in the sky they sure like going after low hanging fruit

Person: "How was work?" Pilot: "Great, I had a fun conversation with my colleague today about coffee." Person: "Oh really? Are you a barista?" Pilot: "No, I'm a fighter jet pilot."

@xLiLtEmPeR

6 жыл бұрын

Haha

@JetBlast-mh5jk

6 жыл бұрын

Wes T94 lololololololol

@VenkateshSRaman

6 жыл бұрын

lol

@WesT10109

6 жыл бұрын

Owais First of all, I'm Asian. Second, how is my avatar "racist"? And finally, who the fuck do you think you are to tell me what to do? 😂

@tersehickory110

6 жыл бұрын

94982 That horse won't die until the day people forget the Civil War

I like to believe that this is actually a very important conversation, all relayed in their new top secret code.

@frostytaco8598

6 жыл бұрын

I don't think so but still pretty cool

@frozenlake652

6 жыл бұрын

Imagine xD

@user-cm9kd3bw7y

6 жыл бұрын

What you like is not always what is true

@reBornMiles

6 жыл бұрын

Coffee is code for hostiles ahead Expresso is code for stand down Keurig means dicks out Gucci Boys means dicks away I've been in the airforce for 34 years and i know how all of this works keep this secret ok

@cinnamanstera6388

6 жыл бұрын

Do not worry, your secret is safe with me...

“Starbucks is Bette then anything” *laughs in Italian espresso*

@Oliverii

4 жыл бұрын

corona espresso?

@SonalShekharBhoi

4 жыл бұрын

Shaadi wali coffee all the way...

@jb76489

4 жыл бұрын

Zarqus 99 Italian coffee is shit *laughs in Turkish coffee*

“We don’t drink tea, we’re not British” OK, now this has gone too far!

@fairvlogsuk24

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Bruh-bp6nn

4 жыл бұрын

Fair vlogs Uk to be fair, a perfectly good Guinness isn’t too bad either.

@zackr7920

4 жыл бұрын

I think i have spotted a Brit😂

@archie598

4 жыл бұрын

Alright mate, I’m British and I can tell you we aren’t always drinking tea and eating crumpets... Alright that’s over with, someone get me some tea and crumpets

@Brandon_J

4 жыл бұрын

A R C H I E I know more people who dislike tea and drink coffee. It’s offensive as a northerner.

Can just picture other countries trying to decipher this conversation

@RagnarLothbrok2222

4 жыл бұрын

David Duffy Chinese are confused as fuck rn

@Ricky911_

4 жыл бұрын

@Superfly Toad 😂😂

@soopcan4980

4 жыл бұрын

CO: What are they saying? RO: They're talking about... some secret project called "Starbucks" CO: *scramble all fighters*

@matthijsvanemous7046

4 жыл бұрын

@@soopcan4980 RO: Now he mentions something about the british..... CO: Warn brittain.

@soopcan4980

4 жыл бұрын

@@matthijsvanemous7046 loooool

That goodbye flare was the cutest thing ever

@thepatrickcrab

4 жыл бұрын

Why did they do the flair?

@QUBEApple

4 жыл бұрын

Patrick Crabtree kinda a tip of the hat, respect

@spethmanjones2997

4 жыл бұрын

At gas stations: under NO circumstance can you have even the SLIGHTEST spark present for ANY reason near the pump In the video: Pilot shoots off a miniature sun after refueling

@fknkrs1396

4 жыл бұрын

@@thepatrickcrab I think they do that to say they are full to the jet behind that's waiting to refuel.

@ego4963

4 жыл бұрын

@@thepatrickcrab they use flare when targeted by a missiles to kinda lure it on the flare to avoid explosion of course

I love how they are having a simple conversation while they refuel a f-15

@sebastianlee979

4 жыл бұрын

Typical 9 to 5

Russian #1: Ivan what are you hearing? Russian #2: What's a "Keurig"?

“Gucci boiii“ *F15 has left the chat

@Ovahlls

5 жыл бұрын

Gucci boii?

@xavierbatista6201

5 жыл бұрын

Yea what is that

@ItsClout2k

5 жыл бұрын

@@xavierbatista6201 means we ready

@xavierbatista6201

5 жыл бұрын

@@ItsClout2k oh ok still dont understand the terms like that are used

@mako7819

4 жыл бұрын

xavier's scale models Gucci is just used to refer to the KC-10 aircrews out of Travis AFB. Nothing more than a nickname for them.

This was the most american thing ever.

@TasX

4 жыл бұрын

All they’re missing is a random bald eagle flying by

@chuck2703

4 жыл бұрын

Needs more busty blondes driving monster trucks with guns that shoot beer

@urinetrouble0543

4 жыл бұрын

Luca with American flags

@PawsleyDirt

4 жыл бұрын

They already got the flag covered here..

@T1Earn

4 жыл бұрын

@@TasX Talking about McDs. Flying in a fighter jet. American Flag in view. Coffee. Literally the most American thing ever

It's defenitely a coded message. "Starbucks" means they've successfully bombed the target.

I've never heard bigger small talk in my life.

He let off the ‘goodbye flare’ because it was his last flight in this Jet. He mentions it at 4:15

@vivalarazahomez

4 жыл бұрын

Yea that was super tight

@ColdPillowz

4 жыл бұрын

Loved that. Salute.

@-jahana-9788

4 жыл бұрын

It's a friendly aerospace

@jordan2863

4 жыл бұрын

@Ryan Enemies arent going to find them because of one tiny flare..

@eternal9497

4 жыл бұрын

Is it the last filght for the air force or is he getting moved to a diffrent jet

,,You a cappuccino guy in the morning oerrrr afternoon?" ,,uhh more afternoon" *switches to missiles*

@samuelr.6046

5 жыл бұрын

Jarvan IV. YOU BRIT

@Aalexandermartin

5 жыл бұрын

:’)

@Janni069

5 жыл бұрын

Jarvan IV. Hahahahah

@incogspectator3042

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao! 😂😂😂

@fabi_85

5 жыл бұрын

best comment ive seen in a month

Me an Ace combat player: *Just like the simulations*

@sloppy-1-1

4 жыл бұрын

I won't bitch on ace combat, everyone has different tastes. But please, just don't call it a sim

@justsomerandomlittlekidont2464

3 жыл бұрын

@@sloppy-1-1 ur a 🤡

@BanditoBurrito

3 жыл бұрын

Just some random little kid on the internet Ur a 🐷

@plague6566

3 жыл бұрын

@@sloppy-1-1 Ok 👌 I didn't mention it being a sim or anything but ok

@plague6566

3 жыл бұрын

@@BanditoBurrito Ey don't fight in the replies

“That’s for tea. We’re not British.” ... ... ... “True that.”

This is basically a gaspump conversation in the sky.

@ubsdhb520

6 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@Concetta20

6 жыл бұрын

Can I wash your windshield while you wait?

@oddicocidic

6 жыл бұрын

i think they forgot to pay.

@shawnm2113

5 жыл бұрын

Awesome comment, bro.

@erikipf

5 жыл бұрын

They have good credit

For a split second, I thought that flare was a missile. “I’m done with this conversation and with you.” “Eagle 1, Fox 2!”

@InTheZone85

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder how many didn't get the last line

@TheMightyOdin

4 жыл бұрын

... and what is that smell?

@theredheadhenry

4 жыл бұрын

Pres: Doesn't anyone have any missiles left?! Eddy: Sorry I'm late Mr. President! Shitter was full! Eagle 20... Fox 2!

@Cejafer

4 жыл бұрын

Best coment ever. hahhahaaaaa eagle one, fox two. hahhahaaaaa here comes the aliens. Someone was kidnaped by aliens they did sexual experiments on him. French sommelier must be twisting at his grave, Starbucks is the best. Hahahaha

@NewSagaMusic

4 жыл бұрын

TheRedHeadHenry HELLO BOYS! I’M BAAAAAAAAAACK! *intense blue light* rip

Russians: intercepts them and radios into there conversation US pilots: STaRBucKs iS sO GOoD RigHt?!?!?!?!

@stcoops

4 жыл бұрын

What's the Russian equivalent of starbucks!?

@artemq112

4 жыл бұрын

@@stcoops There's Starbucks in Russia too. However local coffee shops are more popular and serve higher quality coffee. Same thing with most European countries I have visited.

@captainobvious8264

4 жыл бұрын

Artyom same with most american coffee shops, it’s seen as a sort of luxury anyone can afford and everywhere that it’s convenient and familiar to them. It’s a great place to work and meet people. It’s expensive. Most people I know love going there daily, but they also complain how much money they waste there, and *could* save if they stop. Many blind taste tests have been done to compare coffee around the US, with Starbucks usually at the bottom

Them: Starbucks Me an intellectual: Black Rifle Coffee Company

@McShaggswell

4 жыл бұрын

BRCC is for bro-vets who are just dying to have someone notice their Grunt-Style shirt and thank them for their service.

@mathieub6192

4 жыл бұрын

Chips Handon translates perfect for backroom casting couch too

@Hellhound23691

3 жыл бұрын

@@McShaggswell I very much enjoy BRCC. One cup of the Silencer Smooth and then Folgers for the rest of the night. Keeps one awake.

@50gary

2 жыл бұрын

BRCC sucks, they're phoney and so does Starbucks but for different reasons, never serve my espresso in a effin, paper cup.

I love all the videos where people in the military go from all professional “50 feet, 40 feet, 30 feet...” to “y’all drink COFFEE?”

@sce2aux464

4 жыл бұрын

Professional to the end...or at least until contact is established. (Then it's hanging out time)

@DuckieMcduck

4 жыл бұрын

Keeping it cool is part of being professional. Dead silence aint cool

*has millions of dollars worth of military equipment* *uses it to talk abt coffee*

@MairusPleilinen

5 жыл бұрын

What would you talk about then

@drwgalabuschagne3287

5 жыл бұрын

Why not?

@deltafoxyairsoft4977

5 жыл бұрын

A two way radio system doesn't cost millions of dollars

@deltafoxyairsoft4977

5 жыл бұрын

@bing bingbung yh but he's not using the jets to "talk" about coffee only the radio 😉😁

@deltafoxyairsoft4977

5 жыл бұрын

@bing bingbung true true

No one is going to talk about "Turns out all my pop tarts got crushed in my bag"

@anniebaker6763

4 жыл бұрын

“That’s pretty crumby”

"We don't drink tea we're not british" "True that" HELL YEA GO MURICA!

@RealCristianoPenaldo

4 жыл бұрын

im from britain :(

@DefinitelyNotEmma

4 жыл бұрын

USA USA USA!

@derpynerdy6294

4 жыл бұрын

It runs in the blood since 1775

@DefinitelyNotEmma

4 жыл бұрын

@@derpynerdy6294 Edgy

@derpynerdy6294

4 жыл бұрын

Definitely not emmaedgy

The jet landed at starbucks after the refueling

@pawelhener5338

5 жыл бұрын

Drill Instructor Fitch or the Mc Donald’s fly through for a McFighterCafé and a McMuffin

@mikethom059

5 жыл бұрын

I made the 999 likes to 1k, you’re welcome

@travismeta3727

5 жыл бұрын

Drill Instructor Fitch GTA V in a nutshell

@mikejudge3239

5 жыл бұрын

does a air strike on all mcdonallds, and dunk&donuts with in 100 miles, then lands at Starbucks.

@Quetzalcoatl_Feathered_Serpent

5 жыл бұрын

Dude there's likely a star bucks at the base.

Nothing as American as talking about capitalism while refueling an F-15.

@gh0stmatter

5 жыл бұрын

Aaron Ewell lol

@jorgejim28

5 жыл бұрын

Love it! Lol

@purplehaze412

5 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@MTMILITIAMAN7.62

5 жыл бұрын

Laughed so hard I pooped a little. You won the Internet with that one!

@rbrache85

5 жыл бұрын

America f### yeah

it's amazing how a conversation and a simple flare drop can serve as a morale booster

Ok, so am I the only one that's gonna recognize how amazing of pilots these people are? Like, they're going multiple hundreds of miles per hour, and they're just, floating there, barely moving relative to each other, just fueling up, and- HOW?!?! How are they so calm?? I know they're all highly trained and have done this dozens, if not hundreds of times, but still, how??

Nothing makes you feel more american than listening to a the pilot of a flying death machine speaking to someone in a death-machine-refueler having a conversation about McDonalds and Starbucks. I think the flare at the end was to burn away some of the diabetes.

@sylamy7457

5 жыл бұрын

I love it!

@nameholderplaceholder4856

5 жыл бұрын

And a American flag in the corner, of course. Very American.

@Wildjesta

5 жыл бұрын

Nah, I think he was flexing a little, do you hear how stereotypical he sounds as a fighter pilot? Big flex using that flare lol

@hamzaabdullah772

5 жыл бұрын

People enjoying life. Anything wrong with that?

@stevencoardvenice

5 жыл бұрын

TheDrexxus Dia BEETUS

This is the most expensive useless conversation I've ever heard

@matthewkuhl79

4 жыл бұрын

It's just passing time. _Consultants_ are for expensive useless conversation.

@murdrrr9677

4 жыл бұрын

They could've been talking about why engune 4 is on fire but they thought better :)

@jidk6565

4 жыл бұрын

@Mr. David jesus fuck you are a plague

@jidk6565

4 жыл бұрын

@@racheldolezal738 I'm an NPC because I realize individuals should be judged as individuals and not as group? So I'm guilty of wrong think?

@jidk6565

4 жыл бұрын

@@racheldolezal738 wait wait wait, i ask for common decency and that's an example of using a straw man? Wowsers we got a 300iq big brain here

"dunkin donuts or Starbucks?" Me, an intellectual: *market basket*

@KS-133

4 жыл бұрын

Xbox fucking sucks son. Play another console and Dunkin Donuts btw. Hate every other coffee shop 😂

@lveloxl

4 жыл бұрын

Kaeden Spean Lmao, literally everyone agrees that whomever is still fighting over which console is better is retarded. Both consoles are so close to each other now a days. Literally Xbox has performed better than Playstation for the majority of the two life cycles. The original Xbox was better, the first gen 360 and PS had flaws, with later gens, the xbox 360 was honestly better with certain games. The One X blows the Pro out the water and the Series X is only slightly better until we get to see for ourselves but still, xbox is better lol. Alongside Xbox being sold very scarcely in some countries. The only reason Playstation is more popular is because it had a pretty big head start over Xbox. Now that i am finished here, if you’re going to insult me or come back with some arrogant or disrespectful comment, I would like to say before that is to occur that, I would really hope you were to slip in the shower, hit your head and never wake up as a result of that. However if you respond in a civilized manner then I do not wish that upon you. :)

@groovy8368

4 жыл бұрын

7 brew tbh

I love random interactions like this

"That's with tea. We arent British" Only said in America

@ziriware9798

5 жыл бұрын

YOO we don't all have milk in our tea

@martymcbean3733

5 жыл бұрын

And where else other than the UK would it not be said?

@majyk878

5 жыл бұрын

*Only said in every single place other than Britain

@Kriegerdammerung

5 жыл бұрын

And amongst America in the United States chiefly

@sisenor4091

5 жыл бұрын

That was funny.

When you're in 7eleven and the counter guy won't shut up. Jet edition.

@DeleriousOdyssey

5 жыл бұрын

Seriously!!!

@evanw2195

5 жыл бұрын

Really relatable lmao

@TheAbstracTSniper

5 жыл бұрын

This is too accurate

@hircine92h

5 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA LMFO

@SqubaSquid

5 жыл бұрын

Or...when you're in 7evelen drunk as fuck and won't shut the fuck up while trying to buy snacks lolol I've definitely been that guy multiple times.

The conversations too wholesome than the refueling it self 😂

If I was the pilot: "Such a nice weather today huh?" The female:"Thanks."

Pilot who actually sounds like a pilot

@yeet4437

4 жыл бұрын

Aight no comments?

@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial

4 жыл бұрын

@@yeet4437 i didnt even know i got 1k likes lmao

@sunjabibahladeen6394

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like snake from simpsons, trying hard to sound cool.

@WSMM

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh its you again

I didn't know that SwaggerSouls flies an F15 in his freetime.

@stephenvidaljr8056

4 жыл бұрын

Der Heckenpenner LMAOO

@sren5896

4 жыл бұрын

Take my like, you deserve it.

@vneetexp

4 жыл бұрын

I want to like this but I don't want to ruin it

@lilsoysauce1609

4 жыл бұрын

xD

@Aknayelth

4 жыл бұрын

LOL TRUE

I love how one of the other crew members is giving the boom operator ideas of what to say. It's so funny.

This reminds me ironically of The Empire from Star Wars with Stormtroopers talking in the background. I love our military. Lol

Longest Starbucks commercial I've ever seen.

@merisonola

5 жыл бұрын

I think Game of Thrones was envious of this video and decided to try and outdo them with their coffee placement in episode 4. 😂

@NZ-gx6gi

4 жыл бұрын

not sure the longest, but certainly the highest

As far as technology can take us, we are still humans at heart.

@kentoscocos5238

5 жыл бұрын

daaammnn you should get best quote nominee

@kenhamilton3713

5 жыл бұрын

Haha well said

@XtremeVideoKing

5 жыл бұрын

I honestly shed a tear when I read that.

@MrAlexH1991

5 жыл бұрын

Aww... that was nice.

@davidthorp01

5 жыл бұрын

Daw, this is a good one. Can be read a million ways lol, but i like to think this is a nice sentiment.

I'm in awe of the skill these pilots have.

Imagining the skill it must take to maneuver that aircraft so precisely was much more entertaining than the conversation.

“You guys drink coffee down there?” Best conversation starter ever

@GamerGoneFishing

4 жыл бұрын

It's actually my go to pick up line on tinder

That's when u know u enjoy your job. Just casually talking while working. AWSOME

Wow that what actually a really pleasant conversation to listen to

“More of an espresso guy myself” This guy sounds like he’s straight out of an action movie

@comanchio1976

4 жыл бұрын

...a terrible, low budget action movie

A million-dollar radar system is being used to warm coffee.

@doomblackdeath8888

6 жыл бұрын

You do realize that was a joke, right?

@cynthiaklenk6313

6 жыл бұрын

That was quite obviously a joke - we made jokes about cooking things with radar all the time

@doomblackdeath8888

6 жыл бұрын

What's he gonna do, keep his thermos in the nosecone and climb out of the canopy to get it at 25k feet?

@thepope2412

6 жыл бұрын

All jokes aside is it possible to warm your coffee with radar?

@WetaMantis

6 жыл бұрын

The Pope The microwave oven was invented by a guy who had a chocolate bar in his pocket which melted when he stood in front of the radar.

Gotta love that singular flare in the end.

No one’s gonna mention both that the guy holding the camera is just sitting there next to a giant hole in the bottom of the refueling station, and that they’re not even remotely afraid of dropping the camera.

@guard13007

4 жыл бұрын

Their Teammate ... That's a window, friend.

Two planes having sex.... there has to be romantic talk...

@jonasr.3083

5 жыл бұрын

Moy2005 underrated comment

@GewelReal

5 жыл бұрын

Isn't that a deepthroat tho?

@betterhadit1144

5 жыл бұрын

A little pillow talk, as it were.

@aporyptix5743

5 жыл бұрын

????

@STANDARD_POTATO

5 жыл бұрын

Hot coffee

That flare was a $250 “fair well”

@steventasker235

5 жыл бұрын

Rubber Band farewell

@jasonlee7319

5 жыл бұрын

sometimes you need to test some of the functions if they are working or not.

@hectorhdez3087

5 жыл бұрын

Altaìr K hahahaha pretty funny

@kyore789

5 жыл бұрын

Altaìr K: fook me

@LostMyMojo100

5 жыл бұрын

S.O.P. if I'm not mistaken......

That was the most awkward conversation ever, and I loved it!

Holy hell this conversation is amazing

Plot twist: The fuel was actually Starbucks.

@xFlared

5 жыл бұрын

I read that as "Pilot" twist

@caboomthomas7282

5 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA it could've been.... We'll never know

@Nick-bh5bk

5 жыл бұрын

They add a little espresso for when they kick the afterburners! haha, this is like the scene in Spaceballs, when they add liquid Schwartz to the tank to achieve higher speeds!

@arussianhuman5160

5 жыл бұрын

Plot twist hes Russian and he’s stealing oil in an American plane so America doesn’t come for him

He’s probably out cheating Me and the boys:

@2Musketieners2MLm

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao yeah. This is the type of shit I'd do with the boys

@bransen6447

4 жыл бұрын

Pending Poltergeist what

@2Musketieners2MLm

4 жыл бұрын

@Pending Poltergeist Why do you take it so seriously

@permartinlarsson1980

4 жыл бұрын

At least the aircrafts were mating. Daddys boom into mom's ......!😁

@jackrobinson1073

4 жыл бұрын

Gucci boyyyyys

Lol you can tell the difference in man card thickness between fighter pilots and fuel jockeys. Glad there is a place for everyone. Keep Killing it.

I am glad this appeared in my recommendations

Gotta love the goodbye flare at the end.

@andyw_

6 жыл бұрын

youre fun at parties

@MIckveli2

6 жыл бұрын

jbr496 -LOL I KNOW, I KNOW...I LOVED IT AS-WELL !!!

@MIckveli2

6 жыл бұрын

James Holt -ohh stop..! (your acttin like one of those "lib-tards" )

@thagrasshoppa1

6 жыл бұрын

James that flare cost 75 cents

@relytlirpa

6 жыл бұрын

It’s not just for fun. They pop a flare off at disconnect to confuse anything that might try to lock on to the jet.

Lemme get uhhhh $1832 on pump number F-15

@chrisbarreda3762

5 жыл бұрын

23 SAIYAN lemme get uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh

@liaan_1908

5 жыл бұрын

@@chrisbarreda3762 double seaweed deluxe🤙🔥

@Sheanok

5 жыл бұрын

With the F-15's fuel capacity being 3,475 gallons - assuming its tank is half full as it required refuelling, the cost would be upwards of $5000. Workings: $3(/gal) x 3,475gal x 0.5 = $5212.5

@hattrickster33

5 жыл бұрын

That will be on my American Express. And I mean EXPRESS.

@ChrisGeden

5 жыл бұрын

@@Sheanok Then you have to pay for the fuel and pilots flying the refuelling craft which uses more fuel and has a higher capacity. So the total cost ends up being $30,000.

This is a pilot mental assessment, they talk to make sure the pilot is in healthy state of mind and not distracted, depressed or tired (sleepy).

British person says to American: Would you like some tea. American: eeewww nnnooo!!! British person: What if it had beans in it? American: Maybe.

@supercomputer0448

4 жыл бұрын

I don't get how British people drink hot tea. I can only drink it cold. I, an American have never had coffee.

@chiru5362

4 жыл бұрын

@@supercomputer0448 wtf is cold tea?

@CH-su5vj

4 жыл бұрын

@@chiru5362 iced tea,

Little did we know, they were talking in code the whole time...

@nhc8030

5 жыл бұрын

eM Haha!

@davidthorp01

5 жыл бұрын

I just read this with H20 Delirious’s voice and i’m dying!

@wyldewest5613

5 жыл бұрын

DJ Thorn - “I was behind you da whole tiieeem!”

@tofudelivery394

5 жыл бұрын

Yeeeaaaah gucci bois