The very sudden delivery of "Why do you disappoint me?" is equally hilarious and sad.

@davisbowe8668

2 жыл бұрын

It's so perfectly timed because you hear the soft piano music and think for a split second they're about to have this tender father-son moment and then Shake just busts out with "Why do you disappoint me?" just to make Zeke start crying again.

@asheylarry8213

2 жыл бұрын

Second by second you waste my time lol

@masterfarr8265

2 жыл бұрын

@@asheylarry8213 Shake Shake Shake. Let’s just some fun out here okay?

@ahmadmalaki8364

Жыл бұрын

I always thought he said Why do you keep on disappointing me

@Pommmmm

Жыл бұрын

@@masterfarr8265 Why?? He sucks!

I love how he brings him in as if to console him then follows up with a verbal thrashing.

@KrowleyPineapples777

3 жыл бұрын

Its the best part lol

@CRClem

2 жыл бұрын

*Why do ya disappoint me.*

@LOS_NEGRITOS

2 жыл бұрын

that's the joke.

@ayidonno

2 жыл бұрын

That's the best part

@tailedgates9

2 жыл бұрын

"The only reason why God doesn't erase you from the face of the Earth is because you AMMUSE him somehow." One of the ROGHEST things he's ever said. X'D

"The only reason God doesn't erase you from the face of the earth, is because you amuse him somehow" Damn... 😶

@gomichow

3 жыл бұрын

2020 in a nutshell

@stark_man0278

3 жыл бұрын

@@gomichow Damn right 😅

@franciscopenajr3909

2 жыл бұрын

Damn, this dude really did not want a child😶

@Lola1912

2 жыл бұрын

That was harsh..

@stupidguy97

2 жыл бұрын

Almost breaking the 4th wall

Parent: "why are you crying!?" Also Parent:

@rando2006

3 жыл бұрын

@NormalStyleCrew one

@thefungus4220

3 жыл бұрын

@@rando2006 two

@rando2006

3 жыл бұрын

@@thefungus4220 go team shake!

@okaygerepied5388

3 жыл бұрын

FeelsWeirdMan

@cloudpuffies

2 жыл бұрын

@@rando2006 Bounce pass

"I'm his father! I know what's right for him!" Every abusive dad on the planet ever

@resplndnt

2 жыл бұрын

Similarly with abusive mothers. Just because they helped make a kid doesn’t mean they know how to take care of them

@TheHardys01

2 жыл бұрын

But you gotta listen to your parents.. Right Children?.....

@ronin4307

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheHardys01 That is until they start being abusive and controlling.

@predalien1413

2 жыл бұрын

@@ronin4307 Define controlling and abusive?

@ronin4307

2 жыл бұрын

@@predalien1413 Did you not see the comments above?

0:29 is so fucking great. He goes from being all enthusiastic and ready to please shake to “I wanna play race car” with a branch and zero explanation

@thomasraines1396

Жыл бұрын

He’s also just randomly laying down

@luffyduffy7817

11 ай бұрын

in all fairness that is every five year old I've met lol

@GordoBondiola2002

9 ай бұрын

Accurate child behavior

@circleinforthecube5170

5 ай бұрын

he inhereted shakes attention span

@1WEareBUFO1

5 ай бұрын

He's special.

The funniest thing is that Ezekial is over 4,000 years old, and therefore not his son. He was just fucking with Shake this whole time.

@ashantal5172

8 ай бұрын

yea, I never got why he chose to cosplay as Master Shake's son.

@TemmiePlays

5 ай бұрын

​@@ashantal5172and you never will bc he dies lol

@luisbutspelledwithu4713

5 ай бұрын

@@TemmiePlaysbut “he slayed the chess dragon 🤓 not even I can, and I’m Retarted”

@christianityistrue777

3 ай бұрын

Bro survived the great flood 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

@sov3273

2 ай бұрын

@@christianityistrue777great flood never happened

*"Why do you disappoint me? Second by second, you waste my time."*

@fredericksternberger6139

2 жыл бұрын

Shake Shake Shake let's just have some fun out here ok

@adrianarias-hernandez7472

2 жыл бұрын

@@fredericksternberger6139 Why?! He sucks! Come on Sucky! Before you ruin the entirety of my future!

@fredericksternberger6139

2 жыл бұрын

@@adrianarias-hernandez7472 Shake

@adrianarias-hernandez7472

2 жыл бұрын

@@fredericksternberger6139 The only reason God doesn't ERASE you from the face of the earth is because YOU AMUSE HIM SOMEHOW!

@fredericksternberger6139

2 жыл бұрын

@@adrianarias-hernandez7472 Shake Your out of line now

“why do you disappoint me?” Funny af 🤣

@cagethelonewolf

4 жыл бұрын

it's funny because it's relatibe to you

@JoshuaS1019

4 жыл бұрын

cagethelonewolf 😂

@razkable

3 жыл бұрын

the cheesy after school special music that plays right before he says that is perfect

@LtJason20

3 жыл бұрын

1:30

@masterfarr8265

2 жыл бұрын

second by second you waste my time

I like how shake blocked him when he was on the same team.

The fact he made it to the rim was really impressive by itself

@bmhood3636

2 жыл бұрын

The little noise he makes too haha

@ayidonno

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but shake doesn't think it's impressive

@hi_im_angelatrainor

Жыл бұрын

@@ayidonno shake is manifesting trauma

@blackskrillexvevo

Жыл бұрын

fancy meeting you here heh

@ttracs

4 ай бұрын

Especially considering he only has hands which slide up and down his body

*"Come here...."* _Sentimental moment to happen_ *"Why do you disappoint me?"*

@thexyzer

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@relentlesschaos7445

Жыл бұрын

"Second By Second..you waste my time"

@Jab-lx1xf

4 ай бұрын

​@@relentlesschaos7445​ "Shake shake shake... let's just have some fun over here ok?"

@joshuaquinones9760

17 күн бұрын

"Why? He sucks." "Come on, Sucky!"

Shake's bending down animation is so funny to me

@Owen-zm6sq

2 жыл бұрын

It has so much character

@oh_so_shura_18

2 жыл бұрын

it looks like he is in pure concentration when he does it

@user-lr8ow2jg4e

Жыл бұрын

I know

@im_Polyhedrons

4 ай бұрын

it's totally enthralling !

The only thing sadder than how Master Shake treats his son is how much they seem to believe that the hoop has a net.

@chrispena8186

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@aderose

2 жыл бұрын

He’s not his son. He’s 4000 years old.

@HarambaeXelonmuskfans

2 жыл бұрын

Adopted* *by chess dragon

@Spicystachegamer

2 жыл бұрын

@@aderose why does he look like him

@MisterJohnDoe

Жыл бұрын

What's the purpose of the net anyway?

The way he says "I wanna play race car" ALWAYS cracks me up because he sounds so done with everything

“GO IN! GO IN! GET IN THAT NET YOU CRAZY W#%RE!” 🤣

@Superb_0wl

2 жыл бұрын

Ooh god u suck @ Basketball 🏀

@ranauldogreer2711

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@blackstar044

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@AutismRulesSupreme

Жыл бұрын

Ooh! You suck at absketball

@dimlightbulb10

5 ай бұрын

You can say whore. It's fine.

And the Father of the Year award goes to... someone else!

@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812

3 жыл бұрын

That's funny

@masterfarr8265

2 жыл бұрын

Carl Wheezer

@maxblakk528

2 жыл бұрын

Funny as fuck

@cloudpuffies

2 жыл бұрын

It goes to Frylock

@maxblakk528

2 жыл бұрын

@@cloudpuffies Pretty much

The fact that he just carries him away by the straw lmfao

"OOOOOOOOOOO GO IN GO IN! GET IN THAT NET YOU CRAZY WHORE!" Fucking cracks me up every time

@ranauldogreer2711

7 ай бұрын

The fact that it’s a deep 3 and his first attempt is impressive

This is the first video I watched with my new headphones

@Pokkaiii

5 ай бұрын

W

@exzld

5 ай бұрын

good choice! :)

@im_Polyhedrons

4 ай бұрын

thank you Goku, very cool!

@HappyTrillmore

4 ай бұрын

Fuck yeah

@cxthednalien

3 ай бұрын

Good.

I think we all need an Uncle Frylock

@thexyzer

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

Ezekiel breaks my heart. I love the little shake so damn much 😭😭😭

@FlyyGirl1000

3 жыл бұрын

He’s too whiny, tho lmfaoo

@zoa1011

3 жыл бұрын

@@FlyyGirl1000 HE JUST WANTS TO PLAY RACECAR! 😭😂

@FlyyGirl1000

3 жыл бұрын

@@zoa1011 lmfaooo

@Lola1912

2 жыл бұрын

@@FlyyGirl1000 Well he said he wanted to play race car...

@Memegold414

2 жыл бұрын

Little man deserved a better fate :(

0:24 Shut up boy I got my man boxed in over here! I fucking love when Meatwad gets mouthy 😂😂

@hermeticchonk371

9 ай бұрын

you deal with your own bidness!

@Riley-su4yn

4 ай бұрын

I wanna play race car

@Earththeonlyonewithlife

4 ай бұрын

@@Riley-su4yn WHAT ARE U DOING STANDING AROUND

@dunkawunka2278

4 ай бұрын

RUN TO IT! DONT LET THE BALL COME TO YOU, YOU GO TO THE BALL!!

@megamixelfan

4 ай бұрын

NOW SHOOT THE CLOCKS TICKING 2 1 SHOOT D: Ezekiel: *yeets basketball*

Peter Griffin is the worst cartoon father ever! *Master Shake: Hold my straw.*

@andrewwhite1985

3 жыл бұрын

EXPLICIT MATERIAL! Flagged. 🤣

@arke5713

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewwhite1985 why?!

@somerandofromoregon

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewwhite1985 What? Am I not allowed to say "Hold my straw"?! Is that a slang for something that I've never heard of? lol

@andrewwhite1985

3 жыл бұрын

@@somerandofromoregon I'm sure alot of people haven't heard the saying, straws are for milkshakes or dick suckers

@andrewwhite1985

3 жыл бұрын

@@somerandofromoregon 🤔🤣

frylock is the only one of these three that i would ever trust with a child. even if he dropped it on the floor the moment it started crying

@pissfrog

Жыл бұрын

I mean he’s basically their mom anyway

@Skyler-fy4xu

6 ай бұрын

I mean meat wad would be alright

@jacobfalardeau676

3 ай бұрын

​@@Skyler-fy4xumeatwad would try to care for it but he's too immature to actually take care of it.

That was past the 3 point line. Pretty good shot for a small cup.

We’ve all had those shots that bounce around the rim and just flys out.

@supersecret604

3 жыл бұрын

That happens because the net isnt there. Which is also true in this episode Source: played lots of basketball in ghetto hoods as a kid.

@corezone4250

2 жыл бұрын

@@supersecret604 no fucking waaaaaaay That’s why!? God damnit lol

@supersecret604

2 жыл бұрын

@@corezone4250 the net helps it fall in easier. It wouldn't be there otherwise

@corezone4250

2 жыл бұрын

@@supersecret604 I genuinely had no idea, I thought it was something cosmetic, and for the noise it makes. I wonder why the net helps the ball bounce in. 🤔

@supersecret604

2 жыл бұрын

@@corezone4250 the ball is unable to bounce off the net. It absorbs it's kinetic energy. If the ball falls far enough in, it will be less likely to bounce out.

Just remember y’all, he’s not really Shakes son. He’s 4000 years old.

i really love that shake’s first instinct as a parent is to verbally abuse his child and choose to kill himself when he is disappointed lol

All Ezekiel wanted was a father, but he ended up with Master Shake.

"I want to play race car." I felt that.

“Come here..” “Why do you disappoint me” 💀

@eleven99

3 ай бұрын

bruh ☠☠☠he 💀💀really 😭😭😭😭said ☠☠the thing 💀💀in the video ☠☠☠☠

@trewashington787

2 ай бұрын

Second by second, you waste my time.

@lainetainton8661

2 ай бұрын

It's the way he waddles away and starts crying again that gets me

"the only reason god doesn't erase you from the face of the earth is because you amuse him somehow!" "shake, you're outta line now!"

@hagane0110

2 жыл бұрын

Don't you tell me who's outta line. I'm his father. I know what's right for him.

@razkable

Жыл бұрын

@@hagane0110 pulls him by his straw dragging him away lol

"I wanna play race car" gets me everytime!

"The only reason god doesn't wipe you from the face of the earth is because you amuse him somehow"

@Jack24725

Жыл бұрын

Shake your out of line now

I wanna play racecar 😭😭😭

@somerandofromoregon

3 жыл бұрын

I died laughing when I first saw that part.

@damonleeb

3 жыл бұрын

CAWR*

@VILEMasterShake

3 жыл бұрын

@Abraham Shoahstein run to it! Don’t let the ball come to you, you go to the ball!! Now shoot, the clocks ticking! 2, 1, Shoot!!!

@spikrib

3 жыл бұрын

@@VILEMasterShake UHN

@kimberlyleon0

2 жыл бұрын

@@spikrib come on come on in the hole!

Ezekiel's noises are just the best, and i love how he backs away from shake once he starts degrading

1:15 best line

@anonymoususer208

3 жыл бұрын

“Go back to your momma!”

@bradyking9778

2 жыл бұрын

(Starts angrily kicking basketball)

@Prototype_Regretevator_Kin

3 ай бұрын

*insert wailing*

@arandomclown2.039

15 күн бұрын

@@Prototype_Regretevator_Kin *Ezekiel crying* Master shake: come er *Ezekiel goes towards his "father" when sad music plays* Master shake: 😡😡Y DO U DISAPPOINT ME, SECOND MY SECOND U WASTED MY TIME😡😡👹👹👹👹 *Ezekiel crys again stepping back from Shake*

1:18 Master Shake kicking the basketball was very relevant to the plot of this episode

Hey, that kid almost got the ball in the basket. He did his best.

@bmhood3636

2 жыл бұрын

So… he still SUCKS AT BASKETBALL Lol

@ayidonno

2 жыл бұрын

According to shake he sucks

@DovZeev

2 жыл бұрын

Close isn't winning! You gotta be a winner! Be a killer! Like Fred told young Donald.

I W A N N A P L A Y R A C E C A R

@nyrokushii

4 ай бұрын

WHAT ARE YOU DOING STANDING AROUND? RUN TO IT! DON’T LET THE BALL COME TO YOU YOU GO TO THE BALL!!!

@Bunyandfriends

Ай бұрын

EH

why is youtube recomending me "its a spongebob christmas" on this vid

Come here.. *sincere music plays* why do you disappoint me? How could any one not think this is the greatest show ever

@LauranceDonMac

Жыл бұрын

They’d have to be living under a rock to think that.

I love how he just lays into his supposed "son" so hard for no reason whatsoever. Just because he missed a shot in the basketball.

My name is Ezekiel and when I saw my name on a video, it was so confused. It was like a cathartic moment.

@user-c8h9b

2 ай бұрын

lol

When he was cry-screaming I fucking lost it

What a responsible medium fry

I got my man boxed in over here.

@shytheguy2000

2 жыл бұрын

You deal with your own buisness

@fredericksternberger6139

2 жыл бұрын

@@shytheguy2000 I wanna play race cars 🏁🏎

@logeypump

2 жыл бұрын

🥺😠

@logeypump

2 жыл бұрын

😆😠😡🤬ass Hacked

@christopherhaynes8101

2 жыл бұрын

0:26 James harden

I come back to this every single day and watch as a tradition

"The only reason God doesn't erase you from the face of the earth, is because you amuse him somehow." Is such a raw line, as the kids say.

I would give anything to see Patton Oswalt in the recording booth doing that cry

"Go on, feed me the rock, im down low" lmao Meatwad

“Why do you disappoint me? Second by second”

“Come on suckie” 😂😂😂

@trewashington787

2 ай бұрын

Before you ruin the entirety of my future!

@arandomclown2.039

15 күн бұрын

The only reason why God doesn't erased you from the face of the earth, it's because you amused him somehow *Crys even more*

@trewashington787

15 күн бұрын

@@arandomclown2.039 shake, you’re out of line now!

@arandomclown2.039

8 күн бұрын

@@trewashington787 DON'T YOU TELL ME WHO'S OUT OF LINE 😡😡🔪🔪🔪👹👹👹👹

@trewashington787

8 күн бұрын

@@arandomclown2.039 I’m his father! I know what’s right for him!

shake is the only one to challenge “words dont hurt”

"Bounce pass!" Drops the ball lightly

As a building supervisor at my local gym, I can’t tell you how many times I've screamed 1:10 at members who missed their shot.

@lordlittletoeq8537

4 ай бұрын

Based

@joshuaquinones9760

4 ай бұрын

Just one question...why?

@blondmop92

4 ай бұрын

​@@joshuaquinones9760bored.

When I was little idk why seeing Shake trying to take care of him made me happy for some reason. (bad parents)

"The only reason God doesn't erase you from the face of the Earth is because you amuse him somehow"

@ZeepAtomic

2 жыл бұрын

"Shake, you're outta line now!"

@Prototype_Regretevator_Kin

3 ай бұрын

“Don’t you tell me who’s out of line!”

@trewashington787

2 ай бұрын

@@Prototype_Regretevator_KinI’m his father! I know what’s right for him!

The slow motion still cracks me up

FATHER OF THE YEAR AWARD 🥇 🎉🏆🎖️

i could be a good father for ezekiel

looking back at it, this show felt like a fever dream when i was younger.

"Go in! Nothin' but net"

@Rayna05

3 жыл бұрын

"Yay! Yay!!"

Probably the best episode of the show

@brycejamison9006

2 жыл бұрын

This or the mummies curse

@OptimusPrime_3000

2 жыл бұрын

Nah nah nah. Those are both classics but the best episode is definitely total recarl. The scene with the eyeballs and shake is shake’s best line in the show, “is he gonna be able to to chase us? Because if I woke up looking like that, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it”

@zov5416

2 жыл бұрын

@@OptimusPrime_3000 lol

i love ezekiel so much

1:03 best part

When they're mean to the little shake... I can't take it... I almost punched my tv but my federal watchman intervened...

I loved watching this while my parents were sleep. 😭

For some reason, I felt like crying along with Ezekiel.

0:53 I guess this is where vanoss got the sound effect

Ezekiel is the embodiment of my Jr High trauma

Still one of my favorites scenes

Ezekiel just wanted to play Race Car

He just wants to play race car man

the perfect, period accurate quality.

1:10 OHHHHH!! He almost had it! :D

I Love This Show

I was recommended this and I have laughed.

Surprised Ezekiel older than shake

This was a flash back to rec ball...I felt this

I felt bad for Ezekiel as a kid, he didn't do nothin

This had me dying from laughter earlier! 😂

This scene was always my favorite. I was a friendly game of basket ball then escalated very quickly lol

Gazpacho scolding Gene Belcher

He's not even crying they're just rubbing the straw up and down

"i wanna play race cars" 😢

"Come on SUCKY!!"

"Go in! Nothing but net!" *zooms out to show a hoop with no net*

i forgot this show existed i rember seeing this at night when i thought cartoon network was playing

How my dad learned to be a father.

I fucking love this show

“Come on, Sucky” lol

0:29 me in gym class

I swear this video shows up in my recommended every single time I get violently high 😭

I have watched this clip countless times it's hilarious

Asian dads in a nutshell

When he said “shut up boi” That was just so comedic

@thechrisman1345

5 ай бұрын

Say the whole line tho lol "Shut up boi I got my man boxes in over here!" 😂

Master shake is so mean 😭😂

i keep coming back and watching this, it's mesmerising. god i love this show.