When you want to be a black metal vocalist but also have asthma.

@conormurphy4328

3 жыл бұрын

“We are Amon Asthma are you ready to fuCKING ROCcc *cough cough cough* ”

@gageclark2390

3 жыл бұрын

Yenneffer I don’t know if it’s my inability To understand how fry screams could ever Be loud that is if you even know what I’m talking about But I think fry screaming is supposed to be quiet a little bit He sounded so loud sounded like he was screaming from his throat no wonder he was reacting the way he was.

@omega1231

3 жыл бұрын

@@gageclark2390 The volume of fry screaming comes with practice, but it is by far the most quiet type of distorted vocals, but with practice you can definently get it to speaking volume fairly quickly, which is done by maintaining the distortion, but pushing more air through the compression. The practice obviously mostly involves maintaining the distortion, and controlling the flow of air, what i suspect happened with our guy in the video is that he had no control over the airflow so in the attempt to make it as loud as possible he basicly went through all of his air so quickly that he tried to continue with no air, which ended up making him sound like he had all the air punched out of him. Also, i suspect you are correct that the distortion didn't sound entirely healthy, but his biggest problem is mainly maintaining airflow, also the harder you push the more exhausted the muscles in your vocal tract becomes, and it definently sounds like he exhausted his vocal tract, like it just gave up, and not necessarily because of the distortion, but because he pushed so hard, and continued to push even after his body gave the first "nope" might have been nerves aswell, who knows really, plenty of factors to consider. Anyway though i can respect him for going on national TV with warpaint on, even if he embarassed himself lol

@gageclark2390

3 жыл бұрын

omega1231 thank you for your reply I’ve actually been learning fry screaming for quite sometime but am not confident in it yet because I’m primarily a false cord type of guy I mainly do singing but wanted to learn to metal scream while in highschool I’m 21 now and consider myself pretty decent at it but wanted to learn fry screaming to make me more diverse.

@ellie301

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

The man who was singing "Fear Of The Dark" is from Greece. We know him very well here, He is a living legend. He started off the show with the phrase "Koletsis Andreas, The second Dickinson" hahahaha! This is Greek accent.

@syng8921

3 жыл бұрын

As a fellow Greek I have to admit we're very proud of his legacy 😂😂

@youthofyesterdayrecords

3 жыл бұрын

That's pretty cool. You guys have the best salads as well.

@coldmaster1034

3 жыл бұрын

@@youthofyesterdayrecords Best food with the Italians also.

@Dima-kx4zz

3 жыл бұрын

Χαχαχαχα τέλειος

Honestly the puddle of mudd "about a girl" cover has already reached legendary status for vocal fails. Makes me want to laugh just thinking about it.

@RandyBakkelund

3 жыл бұрын

For real though, how did that not make it into his video?

@The_JustJoshing

3 жыл бұрын

@@RandyBakkelund Mike already made a whole video on it

@flyingdart9819

3 жыл бұрын

I even liked that video cuz it was hilarious

@joshshrum2764

3 жыл бұрын

There was also that one live performance where Kurt Cobain’s, guitar was out of tune so he just decided to start yelling, and singing really bad on purpose, which isn’t a fail, but still if you didn’t know it would come off as one.

@The_JustJoshing

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshshrum2764 Was it during Smells Like Teen Spirit? They were notorious for hating playing that song live. Mainly Kurt

My favorite part about Selena being pissed about not being able to lip-sync properly is that she should at least be able to pretend she's singing her own fucking song lmao.

@JMurdochNZ

3 жыл бұрын

Yes that was fairly awful. She really just gives the impression she has zero passion for music.

@enrath4078

3 жыл бұрын

@@JMurdochNZ like, even people singing karaoke can keep up with the damn song lmao and this “professional” singer can’t remember her own? It’s embarrassing

@Yenneffer

3 жыл бұрын

@@enrath4078 Goes to show how much involvement she had in the writing process. She probably heard the actual song fewer times than the poor people subjected to it whenever they go shopping.

I saw Opeth in 2003 in Columbus, Ohio. The show was FLAWLESS. About 5 songs in Mikael apologized for sounding bad due to having a cold. The entire audience went silent in disbelief. Then started shouting the most positive stuff at him like "we can't tell...it's ok...please don't apologize... don't worry about it...you sound amazing". It was like the polar opposite of a singing fail and I wish there was video of it. Even he started laughing at the reactions he got. It was the most wholesome thing I think I've ever witnessed at a Metal show. Haha.

@futurebreedmachine9302

Жыл бұрын

I wonder if some pop artist would do that.

I can't help but feel kinda bad for these people on the reality shows. I mean, they do suffer from a serious lack of self awareness... But the production knew full well how terrible they are and they had several rounds of auditions to eliminate them before the actual TV shows. But instead, they spend the time hyping them up, telling them how good they are, just to make them the laughing stock for the entire country/world.

@pingukid726

3 жыл бұрын

i didnt know there were auditiions before these shows. like how bad of a person do you have to be to want somebody embarass themselves like that on a live show

@shawklan27

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it's not fun to watch knowing that behind the scenes drama

@asteria9963

3 жыл бұрын

@@pingukid726 My partner went to one of those, and it's absolutely true. These people were hand-picked for laughs. On top of that, if you're an amazing singer, but you don't look marketable to them, you get rejected. In hindsight, the latter turned out to be a blessing in disguise. The mere thought of having a loved one appear in one of those shows is vomit-inducing.

The first guy is from Greece and he called himself the Greek Bruce Dickinson. He is a cult classic meme to this day.

I feel obligated to say that the first one is from Greece and I'm almost certain it was a joke. This guy is also remembered more than any winner from these talent shows

@pepefrog4066

3 жыл бұрын

Πριν καν ξεκινήσω το video κατάλαβα αμέσως σε ποιον αναφέρεσε

@hipnofago2102

3 жыл бұрын

Happened with a guy here in Brazil, too. He said that he has this amazing and unique voice... But maaan, what an awful thing. And he got pissed off when he was (obviously) rejected. This type of terrible people going to Idols and others makes the show seem fake, sometimes.

@MarvinCZ

3 жыл бұрын

@@hipnofago2102 It just sometimes makes it seem fake? Rest assured that that a lot of it is fake. The guy is quite understandably pissed off. Read Yenn's comment above - they knew how bad he was but they assured him he's great, egged him on ... and then made fun of him in front of the whole country. Or it's also possible that they told him how bad he was and the resulting "drama" was part of the deal.

@lilla2046

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah man , I assumed same about this one from Greece. The rest of others , oh my... I mean my low ass quality garage band and vocal does not sound that worse anymore , peace xo

I mean you come to a signing contest and start screeching black metal vocals with no backing instruments - it’s bound to be bad.

@Yenneffer

3 жыл бұрын

You say it like the instruments help :p

@Yar355

3 жыл бұрын

@@Yenneffer It sets the mood though, gives it a kick of energy since it’s the Mayhem like type of black metal, there’s some that have a bit of feeling in vocals I suppose.

@Yenneffer

3 жыл бұрын

@@Yar355 I'm just trolling. ;)

@Yar355

3 жыл бұрын

@@Yenneffer no I know :)

Okay some of these are just like... HAHA the singer's voice cracked for half a second... Well golly, it's almost like they're actually human.

I used to growl “before I forget” from Slipknot in a half assed joking way and I think that sounded better than the growlers in this video.

Petition for Mike to grow his beard out like John Petrucci

@hipnofago2102

3 жыл бұрын

IMO, Petrucci would shave his... It's actually very strange. But I'm 16, not a beard guy at all.

Dude I remember seeing the first one back in the day in Greek X-Factor and the dude became a legend here. People still remember him and mention him from time to time. It's probably the most memorable audition in any reality show in the country's history.

I’m glad you’re enjoying the livestreams too 😀

@olivierpeartnoy

3 жыл бұрын

I'm so confused lol what happened?

@rfrontany

3 жыл бұрын

@@olivierpeartnoy He was on vacation.

OH MY GOD THE FIRST ONE! I´m from Greece that was a Greek talent show. Guy´s not a singer, just a contestant. He ´´sang´´ Fear of the Dark. In Greece this audition has become a legend. To this day it´s still a classic.

I think because Mariah's getting older, she can't go up there and do those high whisper notes like she used to back in the 90s. Plus, the result of not keeping your voice in shape will cause your voice to not do what you want it to do. It's always best to be smart vocally because if try to belt a high note and can't do it, stop yourself and find your sweet spot

That short Du Hast cover you did was perfect

I do apologize for my truly terrible suggestion last time, I'm glad you took time off to breakaway from the awfulness

@hipnofago2102

3 жыл бұрын

What it was?

@noahreed3489

3 жыл бұрын

@@hipnofago2102 Sugar Ray

Fear of the Dark by a vampire 🤘 I think I got to try that.

Pop singer can't sing in a live setting? "I'm shocked"

@kaladin783

3 жыл бұрын

Imo people don’t give pop singers enough credit. Especially people like Ariana Grande and Celine Dion

@scottdaniels8129

3 жыл бұрын

Mariah used to be a superb live singer, cord nodules have taken their toll on her. Sad to see her still out there either lip-synching or singing like this. It's like watching a former champion box against some tomato-can in a bingo-hall.

@sp0ngeb00b7

2 жыл бұрын

Gonna add Little Mix to this lil chain and say all 4 members are solid as fuck singers, they also just suffer from the forced choreo thing as expected from girlbands so they lipsync 90% of choruses live. That clip was mic feed so wasn't meant to be heard at all, and the girl who v clearly didn't care just left so it's just the 3 who can sing now lmao

0:17 James LaBrie: (nervous sweating)

This was great. Would like to see more of you reacting to vocal fails. They're hilarious

Props to those people in Broadway who can sing and dance at the same time.

What I always found interesting about bad singers vs the good singers on these reality TV talent shows is that the bad singers have the most self confidence while the talented singers don't exactly have great confidence. It's so true! Like, if you're talented and you think you mess up one note, the audience usually don't pay attention to it

@conormurphy4328

3 жыл бұрын

Probably because they’re the only ones that enter the show. The bad singers with bad confidence won’t enter and the good singers with good confidence have probably already been discovered.

@rebeccassweetmusic4632

3 жыл бұрын

@@conormurphy4328 Very true! I think seeing some of those audition clips (and by those, I mean clips on KZread. Not the ones Mike reacted to), there are truly talented singers with bad confidence and good confidence. In my perspective, I have friends who are singers that can get very picky and anxious about how they did. Myself included because I do that a LOT 😆

@KuchiKaeschtliTV

2 жыл бұрын

eh, never forget the behind the scene stuff of those casting shows. all those people are already selected before "the first audition round" starts. it's always more marktable if the good singers have a "sad backstory" or "are relateable". The bad singers are mostly heavily praised and strongly supported by the producers so it's easier to convince them to make stupid things and wear weird outfits. such a strong support of course boost their egos naturally. and not to forget, those reel vids are always heavily cut (in comparison to the good singers) so you can assume they cut the awkward moments together.

@rebeccassweetmusic4632

2 жыл бұрын

@@KuchiKaeschtliTV I retract my old comment because I've seen commentary vids about what goes on behind the scenes. TV talent shows are super manipulative and will do anything to make money. I'm glad they're dying off, tbh. They mentioned that they would purposefully boost "bad singers" egos up only to bully and make fun of them on national television. Or they would have them stage their "freakouts." It sucks because their lives are never the same and they'll even lose friends over it. Do you know the story about Meghan Alexander?

That "Fear of the Dark" guy, is from Greece and he's a legend here 😂😂

Please do more content like this brother ! This is gold

Yep. Mike doing Till Lenderman is going to be my new ring tone.

Love the shirt Mike!

5:19 - oh no, that's the Czech Idol rendition lol

@BFG-hv2ml

3 жыл бұрын

Nevim jestli mám být pyšnej nebo se za něj stydět 😀

My sides still hurt! BTW Love the V guitar!

You and I already know James Labrie has had his share of off moments , but we still love him and his parts are extremely difficult to pull off after so many years

You don't speak German? I'm impressed, you were spot on.

Nobody ever has won an audition without backing music

Love the content Mike! Keep it up!

The Wait and Bleed guy almost sounds like Barney from Napalm Death, lol.

At 4:30 , it always makes me giggle inside knowing that these people performing don't realizes that in order to sound that way while also being loud is by the use of microphones and editing.

These are basically my suggestions in a nutshell lol

That vibrato nerve thing can happen with woodwinds as well.

Ehhh Mariah Carey's gotten better, but since the mid 2010s it's come and gone. To be fair she struggled with drinking due to miscarriages and divorces. She's better now though thankfully, but she definitely doesn't sound the same as she used to. I still love her tho 🤷🏽‍♀️

The first guy is from Greece. I feel pain everytime I see this clip

@BecomeTheKnight

3 жыл бұрын

I mean yes, but I also admire how much he's just totally into it lol. And in the right context it weirdly....works? Lmao

@aliyazdani2401

3 жыл бұрын

For some reason this man's voice actually kinda fits and to me because it is dramatic

That Rammstein part sounded like a kazoo

Since the first video you reacted to here was a loud wire video, ever though of reacting to their "unforgettable moments" videos? Example, "11 unforgettable Mike Patton moments". Some of them can be funny as fuck

Oh my god no mention of the fan who was invited on stage on Strapping Young Lad’s live dvd and failed harder than you’ll imagine. Devin even calls him out!

Hi Mike, the first guy is a legend in Greece. Everyone and their mother here in Greece knows the lyrics to Fear of the Dark because of that guy. What a champ

Hahaha. The Blue October girl. I’m a pretty big Blue October fan, and that was so strange. 😂

Props to those who have no self awareness and can embarrass themselves on national television. I almost envy them and their art of not giving a fuck.

And YES, nerves in your voice can affect your performance. Sometimes nerves can help your vibrato if it doesn't sound TOO shaky

8:10 Really brave of Mike to take a sip here lol

Don't worry Mike, your German was still better than anything else I heard in this video

You make good vids dude keep it up

Holy shit! Your Till Lindemann impression was spot on!

A good example of someone who lost their singing voice is vince Neil

I can feel for the people who had voice cracks trying to hit those high notes. Happens to me all the time when I go a little out of my range and slip into my head voice.

At 03:22 actually reminds me of the singer in Gorefest. So I guess it can fit some kind of metal.

You trying to sing german is really cute! 😂😍 Greetings from Munich

I would totally hire that first guy! Lol

7:48 noise from intro to Another brick in the wall pt. 2, also classic Deftones scream👌

7:47 was a pretty decent whistle tone tho ngl.

11:41 what's up with the sudden void lol

@conormurphy4328

3 жыл бұрын

Just a few seconds to come to terms with the unstoppable progress of time and your eventual decomposition at a person before continuing the video

I love how this dude is talking like he's a masterclass vocal coach.

@ikoandreas5085

2 жыл бұрын

You dont need Freddie Mercury to tell when singing like this is bad

Pig squeel asmr needs to become a thing. There's probably a masochist subculture somewhere that would really dig it

The ladies actually singing and having a bad day is very very understandable. It's a shame those performances were recorded but I guess everything is today

I can sing relatively well. But man, my nerves can ROYALLY mess me up and I end up sounding flat if I'm not ready when performing in front of anybody.

Yeah i know that you won't respond to this anyway (like almost any of the comments) but what do you think about Lord Worm's Performance on the second Cryptopsy album?

These fails just make my day better and better. LMAO. Also, My advice to the failing singers out there is that to make sure you actually sound good. Record yourself singing with audio of course. Because not making sure you're ready is basically shit for brains. Simple As That. Also for the kid doing Rammstein. WTF! LMAO

Oh, Charles. Lol. Charles, Charles, Charles. 😂

17:30 "the spongebob effect"

I would love to see your take on a band named archspire

Ahahaa the cut to LOTR was fucking MINT 👌😆

Second time watching this channel. This man is an angry man.

Ok, you got me with the Giggity

I'm feeling very sorry for theses judges have to hear things .

This hurt to watch

3:36 had me 💀

The old talent show jury gury when the growler did his thing is the lead singer of Modern Talking.

7:44 where’s this from? I cried laughing.

its a lot like underwater photography, you have to be so stupid good at scuba diving that you can focus on the camera. I remeber Adam Lambert learning that hard lesson on some early big awards show performance or something.

The first guy is a joke till this day .he participated in a talent show and i was kid when i saw this and it's still hillarious

Hi mike, I would recommend you react to rapping for jesus as it is hilarious. But also check out the this band Lord Huron. I would appreciate your thoughts.

The girl doing the pig squeal during the Blue October song...omg...

My favorite is a girl trying to sing James Labry part of song The Mirror by Dream Tieta.

I didn't expect him to say Schadenfreude. I think he pronounced it very well

Tbh, this does look like you just recorded a video right after you finished a livestream. poor fella

Not Mike wearing the same shirt for 3 videos in a row

Holy shit, the Rammstein impression was god tier

Lol, Lurtz the Uruk-hai

Credit where credit is due, most then are still better then the majority of us.

that anti-asmr part gave me huge demilich vibes

those vocal nodules really did a number on mariah. she has said she always had them and that she managed to work around them in the 90s but she can't anymore tbh.

I can't stop laughing send help🤣🤣 The first dude is from Greece by the way and I was lucky enough to witness this masterful performance on live TV🤣

5:20 I can’t fucking breathe anymore!

Damn I want that t-shirt 🦭

That would be a good narration of Fear of The Dark . Well not really .

Some of these I empathised, some of these I was glad to see. Selena Gomez pissed me off. BTW musical theater is great for training lungs: the dancing for one but also sometimes you get one song to do a full costume change then be on the other side of the stage for your next scene where you get three lines before singing your big song.

3:30 dude...I died. 🤣

Im surprised u never did a react to something related to kpop

@BecomeTheKnight

3 жыл бұрын

I really don't know what I have to add to the conversation tbh. Trust me I've considered it.

If , I am going to a concert better dam well sing the song and not lip sync . If wanna hear that , I'll just listen to album.

8:43 Anti-asmr lmaoooo

they could have given the first guy a backing track

@3:13 I think dude invented a new vowel. @5:16 Put a ring on it, quick.