6:15 Jonk (also known as Jake) as a witch hunter: "Give me all your witches, I'll turn them into bitches, and if one of them won't turn, they are all gonna burn."

@mr.guiderplayer3450

3 жыл бұрын

thats not a witch hunter

@SVOtto

3 жыл бұрын

@@mr.guiderplayer3450 BOTH WORKS

@frodokula149

3 жыл бұрын

@@mr.guiderplayer3450 I specified Jake as a Witch Hunter didn't I ?

@mr.guiderplayer3450

3 жыл бұрын

@@frodokula149 ah sry i didnt saw the jake

@RyanCooperEN

3 жыл бұрын

@@mr.guiderplayer3450 how didn't you saw the Jake?

2:39 This is gif-able. A little angry dwarf screaming "You were not listening!!"

With all the shots Jake misses, he won't have to worry about getting anyone pregnant.

@crabinasuit7646

3 жыл бұрын

OHHHHHH

@whatswong5652

3 жыл бұрын

He’s a storm trooper

@thegreywolf283

3 жыл бұрын

@@whatswong5652 OOOOOOOHHHHHHH

@thereal_aidenvsau2004

3 жыл бұрын

SOMEONE CALL THE WAH-BULANCE, SOMEONE GOT *DESTORYED!!*

@zikkuraorgannon6680

3 жыл бұрын

I am more pissed that he dont marking enemies like spawn for additional damage

2:33 Alex's dwarf avatar was perfect for expressing his rage.

Alex: I'm going to be a Beacon of Light. Gutter Runner: Thanks for that mate.

Jake at 6:07 : " he is a little confused, but he's got the spirit"

@Scarlet_Skel

3 жыл бұрын

3:41 Nérd

Alex and Ellis just switched places in this vdeo wtf?? I love it

@samsonguy10k

3 жыл бұрын

Alex up and stole all of Ellis's salt. Hopefully not the precious metals, too.

@antonioarredondo9680

3 жыл бұрын

@@samsonguy10k aye, only ellis must know what those metals are made of

I don't know why but alex being a dwarf fits so well

@GRDL.

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@sumire2452

3 жыл бұрын

lmao yeah

@mr_confuse

3 жыл бұрын

I like to think that he's just a dwarf disguised as human

@earthbendbeast9160

3 жыл бұрын

Have you seen him

@earthbendbeast9160

3 жыл бұрын

“I thought I was being heroic by saving my wife but it turns out I was saving jonk from being a douche canoe”. Something like this happened in the dark knight.

A common scottish phrase. "Hod yer weesht yah wee bam". Welcome tae our land!

@McCann22

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty much mate aye

@styng6837

2 жыл бұрын

Translation???

@direwolfmasonries1139

2 жыл бұрын

Yah is you, see bam I think is little creature, and hod yer weesht I think is hold your tongue

@CRUSH40RULES

Жыл бұрын

Is like 'hold your horses'?

@jumpirrexbankai2375

Жыл бұрын

@@CRUSH40RULES nah. It means "be quiet you douche"

It's weird how Alex and Ellis share the same DNA. That DNA is the type that is mad at video games. Edit: I kinda like it actually.

@grognakthedestroyerattorne3211

3 жыл бұрын

Where did they say that i forgot

@dyllan396

3 жыл бұрын

They didn't actually say that, I was just commenting that Alex and Ellis have some of the same DNA. You know cuz they both get mad at video games.

“what genre’s your band man?” “were background party arse” thats the most boomer thing i have ever heard

@illurinatibeans4667

3 жыл бұрын

*I* *N* *H* *A* *L* *E* *S* Ok boomer

@payne267

3 жыл бұрын

We meet again

@cymar

3 жыл бұрын

@@payne267 hello

@MammalianCreature

3 жыл бұрын

Haven't heard much then have you?

@stagelefthenry3184

3 жыл бұрын

Do they take requests?

omg alex being a dwarf fits so well with the sight of them this is hikarious

I feel like Alex came more in tune with being angry by playing the dwarf, as this feels like this is the most angry I have ever seem him in your guys videos. He is just like roaring!

You guys playing DND together would be amazing, honestly.

Last Time I was this early the Queen had just been born.

@NobinTheAI

3 жыл бұрын

So you were here during the start of the universe?

@Sokeca

3 жыл бұрын

*Impossible* *No one was here when the Queen was born*

@creedswiftclaw2396

3 жыл бұрын

Your right, I wasn’t there when the Queen was born. I was there BEFORE she was born!

You all put a smile on my face and make my belly hurt from laughter! Thank you 😊

"It pushes you away, like most things in life" someone is going to need burn cream

I was eating whilst watching this and then elis goes on to talk about bum wee and essentially shifting himself. Cheers guys!

@sixdegreesofgaming2584

3 жыл бұрын

That’s why you make sure too eat before you watch the video just incase

@gurkamoped9803

3 жыл бұрын

@@sixdegreesofgaming2584 i have been on bestgore this is child's play at this point

1:39 the first time Jake has ever given anyone proper, genuine, working advice. Well done, Jake, you've improved as a person!

I've to say, them not being able to friendly fire each other constantly makes the whole game significantly calmer.

i genuinely cried in laughter this episode and couldn't eat. you guys are hilarious!

2:16 Insert Skullker's uncooked chicken noise here

I love how at the end of every clip they laugh, it’s just amazing

Dammit why do you all make me laugh so hard ? 😂

That was such bad performance that it's hilariously beautifully epic!

Ay this is gonna make my Thursday better

Oh thats where that Thousand Miles song being stuck in my head came from! It was playing in my head this morning and I havent heard it since it came out and wondered where I had heard it. Thanks guys. 😂

I love the videos that you guys put out every week. I recently found out that someone nearby me had Covid like half an hour before I watched this video so thanks so much. You guys really help me out

Nothing like watching worst premade at 0:22 am on a schoolnight on a laptop while in bed

Jake:give me your witches Elis: catch get over here

Dwarf Alex is so fitting. He gets so frustrated with Jake he damn near explodes.

I love how not a single video is calm its always insanity

4:16 Alex's character looks like Mini-Me

I love watching your lot videos always makes me laugh and especially when Ellis ranges Jake keep up the trolls hahaha.

You guys should play Risk of Rain 2, a rootin’ shootin’ lootin’ game with a way to turn on friendly fire and the ability to rain meteors on everyone.

@Vardreki

3 жыл бұрын

I'd bloody pay to see them play that game.

@jamesblakeley4329

3 жыл бұрын

@@Vardreki I think that’s a mutual feeling for everyone who knows what Risk of Rain 2 is

Alex being an angry dwarf is a mood 😂

Happy to see one of my favorite dysfunctional groups is playing this game. Y’all should try out the new expeditions, they are tons of fun, and will make you guys question you’re friendships more than you have already. Cheers.

6:23 I didn't understand a single word, so thanks for the subtitles there

0:53 ohh a pepper box revolver

4:49 They were meant for each other

Love you guys

"We could seal the deal next week if you are interested. That would be no problem at all, sir. Paperwork Looks good. Everything seems fine. We could even lower the price a bit because you're such a nice Young couple. What is your decision? *zipping* *aggressive eyecontact* *peeing* "Okidoki sir. As I just said, there are many people who are interested. We will give you a call"

I feel like Ellis chose dwarf first, but immediately switched after Jake brought up precious metals.

That was frickin beautiful!

man i wish they'd update more i love these guys

Anyone else notice that Jake spelled "Way" as "Waying" more then once? Even writing the subs he jonks it up lol love the guy

Wow nice birthday episode!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELLIS!!!!!

3:13 That was actually 10 shots. Not counting the first shot at the wall when he wasn't looking at the creature.

this channel is so underrated its criminal. and thats a fact

vermintide, the only place where your teammate would get pissed if you healed them

Imagine calling Weezer "background party arse" music. What a _WILD_ statement.

@dislikebutton5220

3 жыл бұрын

r/brandnewsentance

@ArtOfCon-troll

3 жыл бұрын

They are pretty ass.

@JC_Soulless

3 жыл бұрын

@@ArtOfCon-troll Ah yes, their self-titled blue album, considered to be one of the greatest alt rock albums of the last few decades, is ass. The one that Pitchfork, of all reviewers, gave a perfect 10 out of 10. That one. That's ass.

@ArtOfCon-troll

3 жыл бұрын

@@JC_Soulless Glad you agree.

@JC_Soulless

3 жыл бұрын

@@ArtOfCon-troll It depresses me to hear you have no taste. Let me take a stab in the dark: big mumble rap fan? That's the current vibe I'm getting off you. Lack of any real perception on what makes good music, just like the pretty thump thump sounds. Sound about right?

Been playing Vermintide since release and dying laughing at their struggles

Alex's personality fits the dwarf so well!

The algorithm gave me this channel, and I LOVE it

More of this please

6:45 ish, I read that as horse rental. My immediate thought was, "didn't realise these lot were poshos"

That moment when your in-game name is Fredboy and you hear them say frat boy wankers😅

nicce vid guys, it's amazing

That chaos spawn was orifying

uncooked chicken: cluck cluck cluck cooked chicken: sizzle sizzle

Pretty coool you guys are playing this :)

Haiku for jake: Jonk is a dummy Grew 30 years in a week Too colorful

I got an add for the new Conjuring movie and then 4:02 heard jake’s laugh immediately afterwards, made me shit my pants

“No.” Is the shortest complete sentence in the world.

Cool video guys love it

I'm almost not used to ellis being so chill in a video, normally these guys get RIGHT on his buttons

I didn't need to know about that liquidy fart...but thanks for making me gag anyway :)

its so much fun because of the chaos wastes

I just bought the game and then immediately got a notification for this what-

With how well they work together, I want to see how they do in Overcooked. XD

This was probably the first video I have never seen Ellis get angry or rage.

2:36 My god, it has been a while since I have seen that ladder. There's just been a door there for the longest time it feels like.

MOAR!

Woah I have never seen this before but this man has all his twitch subs listed?.. that’s pretty cool

I enjoy your videos and l always everyvideo you post it. Keep it up

New notification cheers mates!

@MrNobody-

3 жыл бұрын

Cheers

@dylanwillmon5672

3 жыл бұрын

No notification cheers man!

@rgoptation

3 жыл бұрын

@@dylanwillmon5672 cheers!

Andrew WK is fucking awesome live. I've seen him three times, and will gladly see him again. Met him as well. Such a great guy.

You guys should really play Ark survival evolved. The amount of hell y'all would put each other through would be glorious.

@temxasred3086

2 жыл бұрын

Muck

this channel is so underrated

The gang playing vr like Pavlov or Echo VR would be HILARIOUS

NEVER force out a fart. Let it run naturally.

Hahahaha, yeet logic.

Alex, you know the dual wield slayer is the best. 👌

Yay something to distract me from the dry socket

that alphabet song! ahaha!!! can we get a full version of that? 🤣🤣🤣

I remember seeing one Weezer music video and it was Keep Fishin', they joined forces with the Muppets and that was pretty cool! Their drummer got kidnapped by Miss Piggy, rescued by the Swedish Chef and he put a lampshade over his head to avoid recapture.

at 7:01 ... this reminds me from when i was little. my bedroom was painted yellow with blue shapes like trains, clouds, moons,... and in the middle of the night, i had to go to the toilet really badly. i had apparently put my hands in my pants when it was already too late, started touching the walls to search for the light switch, didnt find it and went back to bed. *NEXT MORNING!!!* my mom enters my bedroom and is horrified and screams. cause aside from the blue trains, moons and clouds... there was the occasional brown hand XD

Jake: I am, is the longest sentence in the English language Me: No.

"Do you know how many times he moaned your name in bed?" XD

More of this game 😂😂😂😂😂

'Bum drips'

Doom on a medieval budget.

1:11 ooooo champagne

@abysswalker2594

3 жыл бұрын

ooooo champagne

This game is super fun just wish I had a friend group that likes it too.

Noice staying up late is worth it

1:50: Speaking from experience, Jake? (troll-faces and does the Woody Woodpecker laugh while dodging tomatoes)

@stagelefthenry3184

3 жыл бұрын

That's what Jake's laugh reminds me of. Thankyou.

7:15 of course I'm eating at this point

*BACKROUND PARTYARSE*

Just going to say I have been wheesht more than once

Funny thing. I was watching and got an ad for... Raid... I think that was the first time I’ve seen an actual ad vs paid spot in the video.