Subscribe if you laughed! 😂

@pomegranate_playz

5 ай бұрын

I did no joke

@pomegranate_playz

5 ай бұрын

10:04

@MrDanilop45

5 ай бұрын

Laughed, so I unsubscribed and then subscribed again 😂

@tvoyelitsoglupoye2326

5 ай бұрын

Laughter is bullshit

@nichw9142

5 ай бұрын

If I could subscribe again then I would!!!! Thanks to you both for the chuckle!!

"Exposing The Worst Fake Martial Arts Master of All Time" Great job, Master Ken. You really exposed that guy!

@hectormorales5211

4 ай бұрын

😂😂

@al-dorifto1631

3 ай бұрын

😂

@gatosyratones

3 ай бұрын

🤣😹

@Kevins-Philippine-Retirement

3 ай бұрын

🤣

@Mystero9

3 ай бұрын

well played

As a lifelong student of Ameri-do-te, your karate belt doesn't mean sh*t if you can't protect what's under it.

@daphne3132

5 ай бұрын

OOOOOOOH SHIT THAT COMMENT WAS WILD

@rockers771

5 ай бұрын

Its not just a groin. Its a container.

@JesusChristisLORDrepent

5 ай бұрын

He cooked

@Eric-zr1mr

5 ай бұрын

Master Ken should receive a Certificate of Achievement for keeping a straight face through all that BS. Obviously this F martial arts master is a real piece of work when he doesn't even know what a McDojo is.

@Eric-zr1mr

5 ай бұрын

Also Master Ken straight faced "So you do know how to read?"

The fact that Ken indulged this quackery shows us all how humble and professional he really is. He is 3 levels above us all.

@aoofmg6684

3 ай бұрын

You could see how Ken had to concentrate to not release his full power to keep thr dojo standing

@A.Man..

3 ай бұрын

he's 1 level higher than the rest...11th degree 😂

@eugenetswong

3 ай бұрын

"...us all combined.", you mean? Yeah, I don't about that. I never added our levels up, but I do agree with the overall thrust of your argument...maybe his is twice as high? 😀

@alexandremattos4046

3 ай бұрын

Nope!

@smoutezot

3 ай бұрын

at least 1 level above 10

It's crazy how people still don't realize this is satire.

@MyRx777z

5 күн бұрын

It's crazy how you still didn't get about the satire of a video making about the satire

"All martial arts are made up." Holy crap... laughed too hard

@hankhooper1637

3 ай бұрын

But it's true 😂

@841577

3 ай бұрын

Just like all words. All words are made up. Thank you Master Ken for enlightening us… 😂

@sergiovogel2449

3 ай бұрын

You are right to laugh, cause we all know that all other Martial Arts were passed on from eternal Gods to a first Master and then from there on passed on and never improved or altered...duuuude. Thanks for the laugh 😀

@humbertocastellanos6417

6 күн бұрын

😂

people who aren’t entertained by Master Ken are clearly stuck in a martial art with an instructor like Master Ken

@yurizoku4943

5 ай бұрын

"I'm in this picture and i don't like it"

@MR-backup

5 ай бұрын

Can somebody please clear up whether or not this guy can fight or not? If so, is he just straight satire in his videos? I can't tell if he's kidding or not, even though I think he is funny.

@KarcusKorpse

5 ай бұрын

@@MR-backup ungroinstomped!

@ADAM_CAMMA

5 ай бұрын

@@MR-backup buddy, time for you to do some KZread research on Master Ken. It has all the answers you seek

@clorkmagnus

5 ай бұрын

@@MR-backup he shows that he can do nice looking kick in one of his video where he performed live comedy. Also, he is a “parody” comedian with martial art theme. It’s pretty irrelevant if he can fight or not cause it’s painfully obvious he is doing satire especially on his channel.

"Listen, Nek" almost killed me. Truly a powerful warrior

"What's Ameri-Do-Te? Sounds made up, Did you make it up?" "all martial arts are made up" Truly thankful you brought such a martial arts sage Jesse, keep it up.

@user-ol9ck7ig2f

3 ай бұрын

that was a real touche 😆

@DomDomPop

3 ай бұрын

It’s like that ESPN Classic SNL skits with Pete Twinkle and Greg Stink: he’s not quite right but he’s not quite wrong, either.

@mustang8206

3 ай бұрын

He's not wrong

“As always, re-stomp the groin.” Truly wise words to live by.

@aarondobbs2958

4 ай бұрын

Ah ye ole double tappage

@TeamVenture88

4 ай бұрын

double-tap, baby!!

@thea.m.p.co.467

3 ай бұрын

I was taught to stomp until the threat is eliminated, then shout, "get back!", _then_ run away. Weird, possibly even backwards, order of operations, I know, but it's never failed me (because I've never had to use it 😂)

@sturusk3620

Ай бұрын

So true, unfortunately I am now banned from Tesco.

Jesse is fortunate to have survived this encounter with master Ken.

@craigbosko2229

4 ай бұрын

Jesse and Master Ken should stand side by side and have their picture taken.Then Master Ken can Autograph each picture and sell them for,.... well say $ 30.00 a picture and if Jesse put's his Autograph on the picture also then each picture will sell for $ 31.00 ,each !

@aertesdragmatio7261

3 ай бұрын

Who says he did? they had to look for another Jesse

@dinnerboons1504

3 ай бұрын

He’s already dead, he just hasn’t realized it yet

@chivalrousjack

3 ай бұрын

@@dinnerboons1504 Ahhh. Level 10 kill face. Nice.

Rare to see Master Ken be so open about his vulnerabilities and weaknesses. As a lifelong master of nothing I was extremely heartened to here him say that literally nothing can stop him. I am probably at least an 11th degree black belt in nothing, and there is no reason I couldn't get even more degrees in my nothing belt. I am going to reread Lawence Krauss's book A Universe from Nothing, watch your groin Master Ken.

Thank you for showing the outtakes. I knew there was no way yall did this without busting up! 😂😂😂

I want to thank Ken for exposing this fake martial artist.

@cyrusdavirus176

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

I think Ken is awesome and the video should be named "The discovery of the BEST marital art's teacher". He is so uncompromisingly honest. It is a FACT that he is in the video and his opponents are NOT!

@gediminasmorkys3589

5 ай бұрын

"BEST marital art's" 😆

@ilikezappa3268

5 ай бұрын

I practice Marital Arts . You put the toilet seat down , and remember her birthday .....

@KARATEbyJesse

5 ай бұрын

100% 😂

@rodtack8420

5 ай бұрын

Yes make it happen!

@KurtAngle89

5 ай бұрын

Marital arts are those that husband's need to learn to not get pummeled by wives?

Wow, what a privilege to see arguably the greatest online martial arts teacher of our generation and also the Karate Nerd do a video together!

Jesse, all your years of study and training have finally been rewarded. You have been given the honour of interviewing Master Ken. I’m sure you are truly appreciative, and truly humbled by your encounter with greatness.

first time ever he broke character in laughter. rare gem

@fiendfi7119

5 ай бұрын

that or first time they show bloopers

@vodkatoxin6914

5 ай бұрын

@fiendfi7119 heard in most shows they say he really doesn't break character, even when camera not rolling

@KARATEbyJesse

5 ай бұрын

His laughter is amazing! 😄

@kailef

5 ай бұрын

Yeah, that was amazing. I enjoyed the whole video, but the outtakes at the end were pure gold, I've never seen him break character on camera before.

@erikbakker1639

5 ай бұрын

Wow wow wow, easy now! That was a next level ameridote technique to distract opponents!

The Sloths who invaded the village had an elite unit that rode turtles into battle, truly a terrifying force.

@TheRedneckAtheist

2 ай бұрын

Dude, armored cavalry. just sayin'.

He’s the master of not breaking character

This was great! Thanks Jesse. The brilliance of Master Ken is that he's clearly been in martial arts long enough to see some of the absolutely absurd techniques and attitudes in the greater community. Altho, I think the video title should say "I interview the worlds most deadly martial artist"

Tai chi was meant for sloths, that killed me with laughter 🤣

@garrenosborne9623

5 ай бұрын

the........ timing ...........was............ perfectly over...... laboured

@thelocust619

5 ай бұрын

Tai chi killed you... Idk sounds kinda sus, sloth. You're not fooling anyone. See you in 3 years when you make it back to the drawing board

@drew2fast489

5 ай бұрын

Same here 😂 It took em a week to invade the village😂

@maxxdv8

4 ай бұрын

The life of a sloth is one steeped only in battle. They're born marching to war, grow up the same, and then finally when adulthood is reached, so is the battle. The sloths have kept this truth from reaching both historic, and religious texts.

@kidd32888

4 ай бұрын

I applaud your insensitivity towards the menace of sloths we have to face

Jesse: “Doesn’t sound very effective.” Master Ken: “Where are all my opponents? I don’t see anyone”. 😂😂

@KARATEbyJesse

5 ай бұрын

He’s got a point 🤪

@bryanwoods3373

5 ай бұрын

Reminds me of possibly a real story. A warrior was legendary for having beaten everyone that ever challenged him, but he retired as a hermit and hadn't been challenged for 10 years. A young man figured this meant he was out of practice, and he could make a name for himself. He found the legendary fighter and challenged him. That's when the fighter corrected him. Men had been trying the same thing for the last ten years; they just didn't survive the encounter since they were messing up his retirement.

@AGNOSTIC_Incomprehensible666

4 ай бұрын

​@@bryanwoods3373 I heard Deadpool has the same problem. He doesn't leave many survivors so a lot of people don't know how dangerous he is!

@gthrepwood

4 ай бұрын

Master Ken is Batman, for sure.

😂 thank you for showing the outtakes at the end 👏👏 loved seeing you guys laugh

I really enjoyed this!!! Thank the both of you very much, just until the bloopers section came I was wondering how did you manage non to laugh....

Huge props to Jesse for keeping a straight face through the whole thing!

@AverageGabriel

4 ай бұрын

I lost it during the "sloth invasion" 😂

@vesuvius1318

4 ай бұрын

They did multiple takes, there are bloopers. I also lost it at the sloth invasion, especially at the village's response of 'fighting fire with fire' :D

@JackOfAllRAIDs

4 ай бұрын

He didn't.

@TheBrendon67

4 ай бұрын

@@AverageGabrieloh my god same here! And he just kept going with it!

As a longtime practitioner of Taiji, I can confirm that it is very effective at fighting sloths, and as such, has saved my life many times.

@ReiseLukas

5 ай бұрын

At least you can protect Isenguard from Ents and Sloths

@OmniscientWarrior

5 ай бұрын

People underestimate sloths. Not seeing their long talons or recognizing how they have survived without the need for armor.

@oberonking471

4 ай бұрын

#BWHAHAHAHA That entire sloth bit… just brilliant Master Ken truly is a Master which begs the question of inherent irony on a whole different level

@joselnavarro4378

4 ай бұрын

😅😅😂😂😂😂 Liar

@hippasusofmetapontum6447

4 ай бұрын

As a sloth, I can confim Tai-chi is very effective at figthing me.@@OmniscientWarrior

"no thanks, I had some candy earlier" *Gang sign* "8 mile."

Good for you being a good sport with Master Ken! This has been a treat!

It's amazing ken can deliver this BS so straight faced, but it's even more amazing that Jesse doesn't just die laughing. I'm dying over here I like can't help it it's amazing.

@justinlast2lastharder749

4 ай бұрын

It's his gimmick. "the reason is Money".

@plastikk12

4 ай бұрын

Jesse did an incredible job of looking annoyed.

@katarinatibai8396

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂💯💯💯 comedy gold 👍

@Domicle

4 ай бұрын

Not BS. Bullshit. Gonna have to censor that but, Bullshit.

@mrnewbie7798

4 ай бұрын

Hes as boring as the sloth he's talking about in the beginning

This guy is the reason I don't train in any martial arts. I don't want to kill people by simply asking them for directions but inadvertently exposing them to a Killface. I chose a modest, peaceful life over a 10th dan (I would have to beat Master Ken in kumite to attain his 11th, so that was always out of the question). The crippling guilt would be to much to bear. There's civilians and there's agents of death, with nothing in between.

@Ianbond21

4 ай бұрын

Your chances of survival against his Hurticane would be slim. Best to stick with your plan of peace

@EagleTalon457

4 ай бұрын

It happens.

@Archeun1981

24 күн бұрын

Some of em 😂😂

Y'all are NEXT level! I was wondering how you guys could remain serious throughout the whole damn video LOL Very well done! Loved the bloopers section in the end!

He definately is NOT a fake martial artist. He is a stand up comedian and a funny one too! 😂

@bruceleeds7988

2 ай бұрын

Bet Will Smith would have stayed sat down 😂😂

@BigTiddyGothGrappler

2 ай бұрын

Wher is does he perform?

@bujinkanatori

2 ай бұрын

@@BigTiddyGothGrappler On youtube at least.

Finally! A real master in your videos. I was getting concerned with the other 'martial artists' you were 'learning' from.

@KARATEbyJesse

5 ай бұрын

Glad to hear that!

@al-dorifto1631

3 ай бұрын

😂

@dancarter482

3 ай бұрын

@@KARATEbyJesse _Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Master Ken!_

@joshuamurray9403

3 ай бұрын

​​@@dancarter482That's blasphemous! Chuck norris is the only practitioner that master ken respects. Not fears but respects.

omfg the taichi story had me wheezing. specially when he said they had time to DEVELOP it to fight the sloths 🤣

@adrianhempfing2042

3 ай бұрын

If only he said Panda bears as it's China

@bonse3476

3 ай бұрын

@@adrianhempfing2042 If Master Ken said it was sloths, IT WAS sloths. They swam all the way to China.

@whynot5568

3 ай бұрын

All they could see was......... A menacing sloth.............it took them a week 🤣

I was hoping to see outtakes and you delivered. Fun vid, ty

I really like your vids. and this one..?? I wasn't sure what to make of it at first, but omg, hilarious. great vid!!

The fact that you left this interview with your groin intact is pure luck

@-Markus-

3 ай бұрын

Intact, but not unbroken!

@AndreLobov

3 ай бұрын

It's not luck, it's mercy

@RedFail1-1

3 ай бұрын

He didn't..

As a fan of both channels, this was an absolute delight, and seeing ken in the out takes was awesome. Greatest respect to Jesse and Ken, bringing martial arts to the world in their own unique ways.

@KARATEbyJesse

5 ай бұрын

Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it 🙏

@Brent-rm2ws

5 ай бұрын

Hilarious is Master Ken! Glad ya took him seriously, Jesse!

I'm sorry this is just too funny. I needed that today, thank you

This was hilarious. Thanks for the outtakes, I couldn't imagine not laughing nonstop.

You both deserve a joint award for best actor 😂 This skit was gold!!!!

If there’s truly any martial artists that get offended by Master Ken they don’t know what he’s all about! I watch every episode of his and he is one of the funniest comedians out there!

@c99kfm

3 ай бұрын

You misspelled "greatest martial artists throughout history and beyond" as "funniest comedians", for some reason. I guess autocorrect did something weird?

I can’t quit laughing, this was so well done, thank you! This made my day!

😂that was the funniest video I’ve seen in a very long time! Awesome job

Self-defense is to protect oneself from ineffective techniques not approved by Master Ken

“It was the slowest invasion in history” lol got me

This is the most hilarious interview I’ve seen in my life. Master Ken is great. Thank you Sensei Jesse for your open mindedness and good sense of humour.

Man, that was funny, very funny....thanks :) I needed something to make my day better today.

I'm happy for the bloopers, because I was DYING to know how you could mantain your composure during those improvisations😂

I really laughed at Jesse's forced poker face at Master Ken's Antics. When will you spar?

@KARATEbyJesse

5 ай бұрын

Are you trying to get me killed?! 😅

@garrenosborne9623

5 ай бұрын

I dare say it will take you a lonnnnng time to repair your spiritual essence @@KARATEbyJesse 😉

@absolutez3r019

5 ай бұрын

@@KARATEbyJesse Doesn't Master Ken have black belts in other martial arts other than Ameri-do-te?

@KenMikaze

5 ай бұрын

I have your back. I'm a 15th Dan Black Belt of Sayonachi Martial Arts.

Waited for the bloopers :)

I really liked the bloopers at the end. It looked like they had a lot of fun shooting this video, and you can tell with the end result.

its such an honor to be alive at the same time as this man i cant believe a person could be so hard core, im going to join his dojo asap

40 years training in the martial arts, and I have never seen anyone as funny as Master Ken! Crack Me Up!

Master Ken is one of my favorite internet celebrities. He has one of the best deliveries and funniest characters I have ever seen. Love this interview.

Love the bloopers man!

It is a miracle that the universe is not already crushed by the mere existence of this martial artist.

How dare you question Master Ken! His wisdom and capabilities are unparalleled.

Dude this is awesome! Jessie and master ken in a bullshido satire video makes for a great laugh. You guys did a great job with this.😂

My s-i-l sent this. Hilarious! Watched it over and over. Just great! Subscribed!!

Master Ken said something really good in this video. "Defend Your Family Against BS" and I agree 100%

There's a typo in the title, it should be "Disrespecting the Greatest Martial Arts Master of All Time"

Nice work! Finally a true martial artist demonstrates how some "influencers" just teach fake stuff. Thanks again, master Ken, for exposing that fake "karate" "master".

Master Ken is hilarious, I'm so glad you did an episode with him

The outtakes were great, thanks for including them. It's always really interesting to see the person behind the character.

What an honor to have a guest of such mastery and experience!

Finally the algorith got one right! This is priceless thank you for making and posting. The bloopers are amazing as well. Also, some comments below are VERY under appreciated, to funny! Great work to you both! (and everybody who commented I'm to lazy to thank them individually).

That is THE FUNNIEST thing I have ever seen on youtube!!! Absolutely busted me up! Genius, and the guy’s acting is PERFECT!

I did not expect this collaboration nor did I realise I wanted it. Great work both of you.

Jesse is so lucky in this interview. He put so much pressure on Master Ken I thought for a moment he was going to put Jesse in a Hurtacane. That would have been so devastating.

I was laughing so hard at this, but the end made me cry of laughter 🤣 that is some good stuff 🤣

so funny seeing these two TOGETHER! 😅😅😂 comedy gold

This has to be one of my favorite interviews ever !! So much wisdom, many kilotons of groin destructive power can be sensed at a distance. Seriously, Im so glad both channels exist. They do a different job of bringing martial arts to the world.

Two great high level martial art masters sharing their knowledge makes for wonderful content

@Ric_1985

5 ай бұрын

One is sharing his knowledge the other is just learning.

@KARATEbyJesse

5 ай бұрын

Glad you think so! 😁

Holy crap, I laughed all the way through without tears, that was until the dilf subscription, not I can hardly hold my phone. WOW, your writer(s) are really good!

Master Ken is a classic case where humor actually serves a very serious purpose. In addition to being very funny, he also has 1M+ subscribers, and he has helped to introduce several martial arts KZread creators to a much wider audience. I have been following Master Ken for over a decade, and he has introduced me to a variety of excellent KZread channels (including Jesse Enkamp and Active Self Protection) that I had never heard of before.

That guy actually knows martial art but he did it in comedic way. He is a natural comedian.

This is the best “exposé” I’ve ever seen! KZread gold!!!

This is the funniest youtube video I have seen in quite a while. Any chance these two can do other topics, politics, car dependency, pretty much anything/everything?

Jesse, this is, by far, one of the funniest martial arts videos I've seen. I really think it will, in a sense, raise the awareness to all th BS out there.

@bbd121

4 ай бұрын

It's bulls(beep)t. How will families know how to defend themselves from bulls(beep)t if they have never seen bulls(beep)t.

Somehow Kens videos and even this "interview" make me laugh harder than a lot of the actual comedy channels I watch. This was a great video thanks guys.

How could you record that without bursting out laughing every odd second is beyond my understanding 🤣🤣🤣

The fact that all of his gun defense techniques involve a highly fantastical slow motion disarm or distraction, followed immediately by a hard kick to the groin, is so fucking funny to me.

Ah, the almost forgotten art of bloopers. People love that. Master NEK is hilarious when straight faced but bloopers are always great fun. Thank you for the laughter 😂👍

When are you going to fight Jake Paul?

@Jeffro5564

5 ай бұрын

Why would he waste his time on YT? Hahahan

@uchihashortgains6255

5 ай бұрын

He wipes Jake Paul off Beyond negative difficulty

@shamusmcreary9748

5 ай бұрын

When Jake Paul trains like a real man 💪🤙

@Crystals10000

5 ай бұрын

​@@shamusmcreary9748he doesnt but sure

I love that this guy has turned everything martial arts into comedy and being able to showcase the narcissism and idiocy that many so-called martial art masters put out. We need this comedy. Lastly. He knows this comedy is fake and not to be taken seriously. Thanks for the laughs.

Dude, fucking hilarious! Y'all bounce off each other so well with the improv!

I appreciate mater Ken’s lifelong commitment to finding the purity of martial arts and the truths to be found in human combat. Definitely the last man on the planet I’d ever want to face in a fight.

Hey man, if you're reading this, I just wanted to say a huge thank you. I started to go to Ju-Jitsu classes about 3 months ago. My martial arts journey has begun and it's all because of you and your amazing videos. Keep doing what you do so that you can inspire more people!

@jonathanmora8208

4 ай бұрын

ju jitsu its BS learn ameri do te instead

@seanmcclung6267

3 ай бұрын

For Master Ken to see this you should probably leave this well deserved thank you on his channel.

@allwoundup3574

3 ай бұрын

So you chose bjj lol huge L

@jayharry2237

3 ай бұрын

​@@allwoundup3574what's your knock on BJJ? I'm dying to hear it.

no way I could have been straight faced for this.

Loved the episode 😅

Homelander why you trying to take on Omni Man 💀

It must have been a real joy to finally come into contact with a real 11th Dan grandmaster

The out-takes were PURE GOLD! 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

“All martial arts are made up” That was such a simple yet smooth answer 😂

Jesse trying his hardest to not laugh out loud 9:03 we gonna need a whole KZread series of these 2 doing documentaries about martial arts

@palmarolavlklingholm9684

5 ай бұрын

Dear God! No!!!!! this was one of the most cringeworthy things I have seen on KZread. Jessie should never have collaborated with this dude. It was downright painful to watch.

@layzabullit

5 ай бұрын

@@palmarolavlklingholm9684this guy doesn’t restomp the groin

@asmrguy2797

5 ай бұрын

​@palmarolavlklingholm9684, Do you even restomp the groin bro?

@clorkmagnus

5 ай бұрын

@@palmarolavlklingholm9684hahaha, no.

@SuperAmazingJared

5 ай бұрын

​@@palmarolavlklingholm9684sounds like you missed the point?

3:50 The delivery of his response to the question just straight faced caught me so off guard. Really well done interview, glad you got to brass tacks on truly important matters XD

Wow, you even found a lookalike to film those "behind the scenes bloopers" just to make Ken seem more "common". That was a nice touch!

Once the groin is destroyed, no technique is useful. Master Ken.