Jets: I just want grass. NFL: Don’t we all. 😂😂😂

@MysteryAGMLegend

2 ай бұрын

Damn, you beat me to it lol

@Kylora2112

2 ай бұрын

Should have had someone in a Josh Gordon jersey say that =D

@wilcee238

2 ай бұрын

@Kylora2112 Or Ricky Williams

@fredcasdensworld

2 ай бұрын

I think Wildflower took all the grass....

@Brian316G

2 ай бұрын

Call Snoop he will hook you up

"The integrity of the game is going to be upheld...sponsored by our partners at DraftKings." 😂

@spectralnighttravel

2 ай бұрын

And that's all these rule changes are. A way for thr NFL to fix games via the refs for gambling money

@TK_Prod

2 ай бұрын

Don't forget, Robert Kraft shares a big stake in DK! Also because 'offenses go brrrrr'

"Illegal touching of an offensive player! On the defense! 50 yard penalty and an automatic touchdown!" SMH

@srikss1676

2 ай бұрын

At this point, the defence should be a bunch of holograms.

@BisonGaming3334

2 ай бұрын

"And the team who committed the penalty will automatically lose the game!"

@DarthBinky89

2 ай бұрын

Yet you’ll still watch then find something else to complain about and the cycle repeats on and on

@MWH12085

2 ай бұрын

And it's shit like this is why people say games are rigged.

@areyougoat2733

2 ай бұрын

Offence go Td

The Peacock exclusive game in Brazil should be between the Raiders and the Buccaneers because everyone is pirating that game😂

@user-nw7cm8de4x

2 ай бұрын

lol

@TheWill.Suttie45

2 ай бұрын

Oh my gosh that’s funny

@baknights14

Ай бұрын

It's packers eagles damn it

@FoxtheImpersonator

Ай бұрын

Super Bowl rematch!

@todayontheinternet9576

Ай бұрын

You can't triple stamp a double stamp, FBI

If you listen real closely. You can still hear the Titans screaming out on the street.

@MadMason

2 ай бұрын

The titans free agency has been good

@ReinSouls

2 ай бұрын

@@MadMason They're now screaming that the Ravens, not them, get to abuse the new no hip-drop tackle.

@angelirish21

2 ай бұрын

Yes, yes you can. We mourn. Though this free agency has helped ease that pain.

@GotBoredish

2 ай бұрын

Go jags

@ZlothZloth

2 ай бұрын

That's not the video. Turn off the computer/phone/whatever and you'll still hear them.

When wildflower walked in I literally screamed “WRONG STORY ARC!”

@notorioustori

2 ай бұрын

Lol, oh he was right on cue. The NFL coming up with "fresh" ideas that the Fan of the Year has been doing for years, lol. The nuance. _chef's kiss_

@bobmcstinky9741

2 ай бұрын

i dont get it

@watermelonman122

2 ай бұрын

​@@bobmcstinky9741, took me a second. He's poking fun at how he's basically already been doing the season long story telling of a whole division for years now and the NFL is pretending it's original.

@bobmcstinky9741

2 ай бұрын

ohh thanks@@watermelonman122

@ocularzombie6679

2 ай бұрын

​@watermelonman122 I don't care what the NFL has, the Coach/Division Reacts to Week X series is infinitely superior.

NY Jets: I fear no man, but that thing. Shows Metlife stadium turf NY Jets: It scares me.

@DeannaJacksonDJsDelectables

2 ай бұрын

Underrated comment!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@krald8421

2 ай бұрын

why cant the jets change the turf of their own stadium?

@AdmiralAverage-cn4ow

2 ай бұрын

I just want to see the jets win... lol my favorite memories shouldn't be in 2010 lmao

@LGDevilsFan

2 ай бұрын

@@krald8421 Because they share the stadium with the Giants so they have to convince Mara who’s one of the honchos of the NFL to allow a grass rule, at least that’s what I think.

@davidsp5936

2 ай бұрын

We actually had new turf installed at MetLife for the 2023 season. Clearly, it wasn't enough.

NFL: We're proud to announce that the NFL is playing in Brazil! Jacksonville: *Sweats profusely*

@jesusitabetances2435

2 ай бұрын

Can't wait for Brazilians to be saying : "football is better" like 100 times a quarter

@shavedwookie699

2 ай бұрын

​@@jesusitabetances2435 Football is Life!

@jroggs85

2 ай бұрын

The London Jaguars are already booked for a few international games. They'll actually be playing in Florida, USA several times in 2024.

@spidamitchell8311

2 ай бұрын

@@jroggs85lol 😂

@DaniloOliveira36

2 ай бұрын

​@@jesusitabetances243538 millions NFL fans here, bro. Those tickets will be sold out an hour after releasing It. I hope to be there.

“We just want to make the NFL more safe” The one thing that is worse than the hip drop tackle MetLife turf “You can stay right there buddy.”

@RedKingdom28

2 ай бұрын

I’m all for insane narcissistic mid Aaron not playing again

@deathhimself1653

2 ай бұрын

The hip drop is significantly more dangerous than turf, actually. The injury rate is pretty insane. Not saying there shouldn't be grass everywhere I agree. But people really underestimate teh hip drop. Its new, it's got an injury rate 20 times higher than regular tackles. And it can be identified

@themasterzman1172

2 ай бұрын

And don't forget adding an 18th game 🤦‍♂️

@montywilkinson8178

2 ай бұрын

Them keeping turf is the real reason why most of these injuries that led to justification of this rule. And it doesn't cost them much to fix it. The reason the owners keep The commissioner is because they want to keep more petty money like don't want to spend money on actually keeping a better alternative the stupid turf. Which costs less per year than lowest amount to sign the minimal amount to pay an NFL undrafted free agent per year.

@Jeremy2020

2 ай бұрын

@@themasterzman1172 NFL Players: We want more money. NFL does things to make money.. NFL Players: "Wait, that's not what we meant!"

As soon as he started defining the red zone, I immediately thought of "AIRPLANE!" The fact that he went there damn near killed me.

@Triberius

2 ай бұрын

Surely you can't be serious.

@michs342

2 ай бұрын

@@Triberius I am serious and don't call me Shirley

@jameswg13

2 ай бұрын

Wait does that make the titans the hysterical lady that gets beaten up by everyone on the plane

@Rem91067

2 ай бұрын

No, that’s a completely different thing. Altogether.

@macmedic892

2 ай бұрын

@@Rem91067That’s a completely different thing.

"All about safety" schedules 2 Wednesday games for Christmas 😂

@ocularzombie6679

2 ай бұрын

I hate Christmas games bc I don't want football taking up a night as special as that. Schedule it for the 26th

@sancho8521

2 ай бұрын

​@@ocularzombie6679 even Xmas Eve would be better than Christmas Day

@brandonsmith2299

2 ай бұрын

Lmao you guys still enjoy family time… lucky… can’t stand mine. This is my only salvation so… stfu please…

@ocularzombie6679

2 ай бұрын

@sancho8521 nah that's actually worse for my traditions specifically, since the Eve is when my mom's larger side gathers, and if my preferred team plays, I don't like the disruption.

@Fr0styPage

2 ай бұрын

That's called ratings. Why do you think ABC, parent company of Disney hired Taylor Switft after Disney lost billions? Go WWE, I mean NFL

You know, we got an East, West, South, and North saga. Maybe we need an Officials saga for the Refs, Scriptwriter, and the NFL suits

@lucase.2546

2 ай бұрын

^ this!!!

@peterroman8250

2 ай бұрын

Omg yes he needs to do this!!

@ShrimShim

2 ай бұрын

Thats pretty much the only game left to play so why not

Players, coaches, and fans: “It’s one round of meetings, how many bad decisions can they make?” The NFL: “Yes”

Ref having an existential crisis while being the happiest he's ever been is gold 😂. I hope this version of Ref makes his way to the season opener

Loved the airplane reference

@patrickvolk7031

2 ай бұрын

I thought it was Joe's Garage from Frank Zappa.

@reginaphalange30

2 ай бұрын

Yes!😂

@spectresound

2 ай бұрын

So the Red Zone AND White Zone are for unloading on players now?

@freywill

2 ай бұрын

To add to this, in Halo 3's The Pit, one of the PA messages in the background is "The white zone is for loading and unloading only. If you'd like to load or unload, go to the white zone."

@benjaminsorensen9334

2 ай бұрын

I was privately hoping one of them would say "Don't start up with your 'White Zone' s*** again."

Jets: “Grass? Please?” NFL: “Oh there’s nothing wrong with it” 2020 49ers team:

@bino49ers

2 ай бұрын

*PTSD Returns*

@tigerskool6357

2 ай бұрын

Why would you remind me

@jasonsandoval84

2 ай бұрын

Can someone explain this?

@cortezchavez5891

2 ай бұрын

​@@jasonsandoval84 The 2020 49ers where PLAGUED with injuries; like everyone in the secondary was injured, the qb was injured the receivers injured lineman were, hell, even the STADIUM was unfit to play in so the 9ers had to play in a different stadium for their home games half the season like it was bad, I think the 9ers went 5-12 that season but I could be wrong.

@paulcooverjr.6947

2 ай бұрын

Thanks for that painful memory

“I don’t know, man! I just want grass!” “Don’t we all?”😂😂

“Oh my god, I’ve become my father” 😂 Father: “Like Father Like Son” 😂

@edwxx20001

2 ай бұрын

Is it wrong that I read the father's part as Darth Vader?

@arpenate3878

2 ай бұрын

@@edwxx20001 nahh 😂

When Wildflower walked in and started dropping GCU references, I DIED. 😂😂 Then I came back to life in time to hear “Drunken Sailor” and see Captain Oakley, and I promptly died again. 😂 Tom is the GOAT.

That raider joke was hilarious!!! So subtle, yet so profound..LMAO I think it went over most peoples head.. but great joke!!! arrgghh

@ShotsofVictory

2 ай бұрын

What was the joke, I didn't get it

@Hootkins.

2 ай бұрын

@@ShotsofVictory Pirating the Peacock exclusive game.

@devanshouse5027

2 ай бұрын

​@@ShotsofVictoryThat people are going to start pirating NFL games that will only be shown on Peacock. 😂

@gamers_anonymous

2 ай бұрын

It should have been the Buccaneers then since we have a PIRATE SHIP@@devanshouse5027

@themsthebreaks6919

2 ай бұрын

Acting like we didn’t all use Reddit for years and years for free(also raiders fan here)

Telling stories one division at a time? Huh. When the NFL Media starts copying your playbook, you know you've arrived.

@ElizabethRMarquardt

2 ай бұрын

Well, technically, Tom did two divisions at a time.

Kitty Goes How?

2025: NFL adds flags to offensive players uniforms requiring defensive players to remove said flags during play suggesting a 'tackle' has taken place. Also no grass.

The silence between the Bengals in the NFL killed me 😂😂😂

“Grass No No grass”

Patriots: I thought that was the white zone? Script Writer: No, that’s just the name of your QB room 💀

"am I unhappy in my marriage" 😭

Wildflower, Captain, airplane reference, grass....had everything. Well done!

Death. Taxes. Multiple season ending injuries on MetLife turf…

Dan Campbell gave me a reason to watch the NFL again. But between the rule changes on tackling and broadcasting things exclusively on streaming services, I'm convinced the NFL is still trying to see how hard they can push before fans actually stop tuning in in significant numbers.

@taags

2 ай бұрын

Pirate streams exists

@RedWingsninetyone

2 ай бұрын

@@taags and are quite sketchy. I'd rather just not watch it 9 times out of 10

@mawile2468

2 ай бұрын

​@@RedWingsninetyoneI agree. And you didn't even mention the abundance of ads. Idk I think the NFL is becoming unwatchable. I'm just not as interested as back then

@name-vi6fs

2 ай бұрын

Forcing it on streaming is no different from MNF being on ESPN. I haven't had cable TV in 14 years.

@RedWingsninetyone

2 ай бұрын

@@name-vi6fs it is when you have to purchase yet another streaming service in order to watch it.

out of the half dozen or so years I've followed. I've never found anyone that has done, and has evolved this concept as beautifully as Tom Grossi.

My husband who doesn't like football: "That guy's funny."

"Oh Hey there!" *Audience Cheers*

Turf has a much greater impact on player injuries, yet banning it somehow never gets raised by the owners. I wonder why?

@LolLol-fj6nz

2 ай бұрын

In case anyone didn't understand what they meant. If players get injured, you don't have to pay them as much when free agency comes around.

“I thought that was the white zone.” “No that’s just your QB room” I DIED

Was Wildflower summoned by the mentioning of grass over and over again?

@christopherconard2831

2 ай бұрын

I was waiting for a cut to Cheech and Chong.

YES. The pirate may be my favorite character of yours ever. I loved that episode last year.

Props for Tom for having to touch grass for this video.

@DyslexicLemonz

2 ай бұрын

Tom touched grass, but the jetts never will...

@BuckFieri

2 ай бұрын

Assumed that was CGI

@debbaedke3170

2 ай бұрын

If you don’t want to touch the real stuff, I can send you some "fake" grass. Probably will kill knees and ankles too!

@ginkamikaze2

2 ай бұрын

you americans do understand that the whole point of that expressions is to to go out in nature or at least a park and touch the grass?!?... touching grass indoors does literally the opposite of the intended effect... take it from a psych major XD

@BuckFieri

2 ай бұрын

@@ginkamikaze2 the implication is he went outside to get the grass

We need that ending to be an episode just by itself... like I wanted more hahaha

Loved the Airplane! movie reference!

@DyslexicLemonz

2 ай бұрын

Yes! Most underated joke in the lot!

@NLind

2 ай бұрын

Same.

@johndano7320

2 ай бұрын

Genuinely best line in the video.

@sce2aux464

2 ай бұрын

Listen, Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again.

Jets: No Grass Refs: Touch Grass

Hahahaha, I'm glad I'm not the only one who heard "landing zone" about the new kickoff rules and immediately thought of Airplane and the red or white zones

"It's gonna allow us to tell stories at a scale that's never been seen before." 🤣🤣🤣

Love the Wildflower and Oakley cameos

The Jets are in an abusive relationship with turf

@DigitalPixel_AnimalLover

2 ай бұрын

This comment literally made me laugh out loud!

@jimmyjones5717

2 ай бұрын

Among other things

Tom grossi never disappoints. Even if I’m a Vikings fan

"Don't start with that Red Zone shit again." Classic 😂

Rules: 1. Chiefs must win the Super Bowl. 2. Taylor Swift *MUST* stay with Travis Kelce. 3. Follow rule 1 & 2.

@user-br1cm5gr7e

2 ай бұрын

100

@ultravenia

2 ай бұрын

Sorry your team didn't win. Go find a hobby.

@weather_master708

2 ай бұрын

@@ultravenia Bro is mad I called out her hobby 😂

@DyslexicLemonz

2 ай бұрын

The script!!!! The script!!!!

@garrett5974

2 ай бұрын

@@ultravenia Taylor Swift made the Chiefs and the NFL and additional 331.5 million dollars this year. These are billionaires and the NFL is a business, not a hobby. They don't become rich by making bad business decisions. It tripped the Chiefs organization's profits by 3 FOLD year over year. I repeat, THREE.

Tom, you know you're gonna have to either find immortality or figure out how to clone yourself so this channel can continue for eternity right?

I love Ref's spiraling.

Can tell Tom had fun making this one

Thanks for reminding me to finally cancel Peacock.

For player safety we are going to enforce the new "hip drop tackle". We are also going to extend the season to 26 games, play everyday of the week, and travel to every continent. Here at the NFL player safety is number 1.

@marcusanton95

2 ай бұрын

Don't forget Peacock and Prime and any other way they can steal your money while providing inferior content.

I will not pay for another streaming service

Derrick Henry without the Hip Drop Tackle is like Jerry Rice with No Cornerbacks. Just plain unfair to everyone else on the field.

This is a sad day for special teams and excitement in NFL football games. If only the XFL debuted for the first time in 2024 and promised to play football as it was played. They were too early. If they came today they might have had a chance.

Eagles opener on Peacock? Good thing I live in Philly.

They may as well just ban defense from existing at this point lol.

@BuckFieri

2 ай бұрын

That would increase scoring and be better for player’s safety

@zkurtz21

2 ай бұрын

@@BuckFieriand kill the sport? Sure

@chabot4006

2 ай бұрын

@@zkurtz21 we are headed for flag football (sponsored by draft kings). Welcome to football broadcast. I love you.

@Railroadracer49

2 ай бұрын

Our Offense has to be perfect now No mistakes or our game is over This isn’t fun anymore

@ChrisJZedStormzone-fz8od

2 ай бұрын

​@@Railroadracer49 Offense goes Brrrrrrr

"We're going to do a show about an entire division, no one's done anything like that before!" Wildflower wall in... Killed me.

The Lions are going to be so screwed.

@connorgolden4

2 ай бұрын

I hope not lol.

@shadowofchaos8932

2 ай бұрын

Blue kitty goes meow! This season, Detroit will have significant leads that one call won't decide the game.

@theDuck55574

2 ай бұрын

Amen

@aeis3007

2 ай бұрын

Lions finally getting good. NFL as Dr. Evil: How about NO!

@DerrickRG

2 ай бұрын

Don't worry, this rule didn't prevent Kerby Joseph from spearing people at the knees.

Focusing a series on an entire division, eh? Wonder where that idea could have possibly come from? 🤔

Jets: *continues asking about grass* NFL: NO GRASS GOT ME ROLLING

PEACOCK EXCLUSIVE? Guess that game is a game for the non-working class.... thanks NFL. Another brick in the wall.

As a jets fan I feel heard and attacked at the same time.

Calling the Pats QB room the white zone after we signed a QB who was part of the "only black qb room" is the kind of take I come here for

Welp, time to be a pirate eagle now

The question is how is Logan Wilson gonna tackle? No... *How is Logan Wilson gonna tackle Derrick Henry?*

@devanshouse5027

2 ай бұрын

Exactly!

"What about the red zone?" Panthers fan: "I'm pretty sure that isn't real" I didn't like the part where you asked Wildflower to leave. I am a Commanders fan. That part should be edited out and edit out all the scenes of the Jets fan saying "Grass!" and give us more scenes with Wildflower

@Augfordpdoggie

2 ай бұрын

i didnt get that, why was he talking like that, and....yea didnt understand

@cooldude2251

2 ай бұрын

Wildflower cannot exist in this universe. It would disrupt continuity and bring an end to both series

@Jarock316

2 ай бұрын

This was a meeting for TEAMS, not FANS.

@andrewpalmer1873

2 ай бұрын

Almost spit out my drink on that one

Ref is gonna put up great numbers this year.

"I don't know man, I just want grass!" "Don't we all" I feel that

This was easily your funniest short video yet, Tom!

Don't know why but Commanders Grossi kills me every time 💀 😭 😭

The red zone is for loading and unloading 😂

@samuelbanzhaf864

2 ай бұрын

Don’t start with your white zone shit again.

@reginaphalange30

2 ай бұрын

@@samuelbanzhaf864 😂😂

I wish we all had someone in our lives that believes in our ability not to screw up something, that we are totally going to screw up, like the NFL Referees

Im sure if we go to our old elementary schools we can muster enough streamers to give to all 32 teams for this exciting season of two hand touch / flag football. Thebplayoffs may be a bit different but im sure well have enough

I just want grass! Don't we all! 🤣

“What’s everybody lookin’ at me for?” Way ahead of you, Tom. Don’t Overlook Free Use

Tackle on the play 55 Yard penalty You must pick up the ball carrier lay him down on the field,give him tea and complement him

“This story is based on actual events. In certain cases incidents, characters and timelines have been changed for dramatic purposes. Certain characters may be composites, or entirely fictitious."

the bengals fan was so accurate, how tf are we supposed to tackle chubb, henry, and other freaks in the offense

Tom’s humor is getting dark. I like it. 😂

RAIDER NATION FOREVER! My older brother passed away this Sunday and I have him to thank for all the memories and taught the ways of the Autumn Wind... R.i.p. Alex Alvarez aka Al-pac my older brother once a Raider, always a Raider...

@ginacoghlan8253

2 ай бұрын

I’m so sorry for your loss. Your brother is in heaven, helping the Raiders win.❤

as a refs fan i’ve never been so happy seeing more penalties being added 😊

Panthers fans out here catching strays. It's me. I'm a Panthers fan who just took a stray to the heart. Please let the suffering end

“I just want grass.” “Don’t we all.” 😂😂😂😂

"I'm pretty sure that isn't real" got me good lmaooo

Greeeaaatttt new rules, because the refs had such a great handle on the old rules!

Loved the airplane reference!

I loved the cuts to the ref questioning his life

The acting prowess of thisan to make me feel feelings for a referee... 👏👏👏 You deserve an oscar for that one.

Safety is so important. Grass? I said no grass!

No Strouds? Oh, you're gonna regret that!

Who knew a ref having an existential crisis would make for such a great segway!

The ref existential crisis was brilliant. 😂

WILDFLOWER, GET THE LAWNMOWER!

@ChristopherBingham-xx8xl

2 ай бұрын

why was he asked to leave?

Literally one of the best videos Tom has ever made. All the references jokes, so rewarding is a grassy fan

they should add a rule that teams can play boo sound but only if they are hosting the chiefs

Love this Episode!

“I don’t know man. I just want grass!” LMAO

@americanwalmarts3565

2 ай бұрын

Don't we all??

Yes! The old pirate should be the permanent depiction of the Raiders fan in every video. I’m here for it! Also … I’m not from Oakland or Las Vegas, but it seems very accurate.