Maybe this is actually a super hero movie (invincibility, super strength, teleportation, ect.) but they're all trying to hide their powers from each other and the audience

@evenmoor

10 жыл бұрын

Well, we already know that Hemsworth the Sniper's superpower is gonna be super speed. That would answer all the questions about how he got all those places...

@supersaiyangodsupersaiyanm7886

10 жыл бұрын

Lmao!!!!!!

@cassidylush

10 жыл бұрын

Not even the script knows...

@alonsocapacete

10 жыл бұрын

Hahaha seriously

@barbara9315

10 ай бұрын

I like this movie even more now that I read your comment 😂!

If you take this movie seriously your watching it wrong, it's a total tribute to all the awesome 80s action movies and I love every minute of em

Sin for giving chuck Norris a gun, motherfucker don't need no gun HE'S CHUCK NORRIS!! Chuck Norris once threw a grenade, killing 2 black ops helicopters, 3 tanks and 40,000 nazis. Then the grenade exploded.

@larryjake7783

9 жыл бұрын

AliG6252010 Da fuq? You mean Chuck Norris threw himself and killed 2 black ops helicopters, 3 tanks and 40,000 nazis. Then they exploded.

@Lyoko104

9 жыл бұрын

Wrong grammatical usage of the word "killing".

@AliG6252010

9 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I know I aint so good with da grammer

@PrototypeNinja16

9 жыл бұрын

AliG6252010 *Grammar*

@nobodyfromnowwhere7510

9 жыл бұрын

go write a book on grammar then shove it somewhere interesting honestly.....

Let's be honest. Nobody who went to watch this movie went to watch it for the plot. We watched it to see the most over-the-top, batshit crazy, totally cliche, and testosterone filled badassness that is an entire action movie with a cast made up of the most badass action stars ever. And it was awesome... and no one cared. But damn it's funny to see how many things the writers overlooked while making this the most over-the-top, batshit crazy, totally cliche, and testosterone filled badassness movie we've seen in forever.

@aaaadit5155

5 жыл бұрын

Youmu Konpaku lol

@arthurneddysmith

5 жыл бұрын

I still can’t believe that you went to watch this.

@decay79

5 жыл бұрын

Your absolutely right, as with most movies you gotta watch em for what they are. Some movies you just dont expect anything but entertainment from.

@andrewgrulke7476

5 жыл бұрын

And this cannot be made more clear when Terry Crews Tells Arnold "you'll be terminated", Arnold says "I'll be back" twice and "Yippee ki yay" To Bruce Willis. These are obvious call outs to the movies that made them famous as action stars, and The Expendables is not trying to hide that one single bit. They even have Chuck Norris tell a freaking Chuck Norris joke!

@sukhkaransingh8369

5 жыл бұрын

This movie was so shit but it kinda worked cause it was never made for the current generation that actually thinks. Its made for the old guys and the previous generation as a way for them to cling on to their past

"This movie thinks that if it winks at you enough, you'll forget how ugly it is." That is the best way you could've possibly phrased that sin.

@konachan31

10 жыл бұрын

yay! You watch CinemaSins too!

@alphaheisenbadger3913

9 жыл бұрын

What's your favorite episode of CS?

@RaptorNX01

9 жыл бұрын

but at the same time, not one person going into these films wasn't waiting for said wink.

@Lamont-ym5gn

5 жыл бұрын

I know a few girls like that 😂😉

@hebrewyisraeliteyahawadahite

3 жыл бұрын

15:48 *RIP = Rest In Pieces (►‿◄)*

the fucking video was just released 3 minutes ago. its 17 minutes long and it already has a dislike. theres no way they watched all of it they just clicked the video and disliked it lol. i cant believe people actually do that

@IDiot-nn2ig

10 жыл бұрын

Well in that case the 28 likes are irrelevant too.

@andrewhowe7950

10 жыл бұрын

someones got to have likes expendables 2

@philipchuky6944

10 жыл бұрын

People also liked this video before watching the whole thing.

@oompie815

10 жыл бұрын

I. Diot the first sin alone deserves a like. :d

@kylearchuleta403

10 жыл бұрын

I. Diot The joke at 1:13 earned my like already haha

"This movie thinks that if it winks at you enough, you'll forget how ugly it is." God damn that line almost killed me.

@z304legend

4 жыл бұрын

Not me. That lone he said was just eh. Doesn't he had others write for him

This is actually the best of the trilogy in my own (worthless) opinion. Doesn't take itself seriously and has self-awareness in spades. Most of those "sins" is really just them playing on cliches of the 80's action genre.

@Bradgilliswhammyman

9 жыл бұрын

***** I don't like the fact it shit on every movie these guys made that actually had character and longevity back in the 80s. Original Rambo was better than this nonsense.

@thecheeze9001

9 жыл бұрын

Ken Havens​ you're acting like those 80's action movies are untouchable holy objects. They're fine for their time, but looking back we find all their flaws. What's wrong with making fun of them?

@tokkiev.3234

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah it's a fun movie! Not meant to be good haha but what action movie is good haha?

@randysavage8979

8 жыл бұрын

***** Stallone wrote this and he played Rambo so i'm pretty sure he can take the piss out of it

@TheMAXIFOD

8 жыл бұрын

+Ken Havens dude in one of the rambo movies, rambo fights 100 Russians, a couple of light tanks, while holding a 50 cal machinegun under his shoulder and surviving... if you don't see how epicly wrong that is, then you have no humor at all. also, they agreed to say these things, it's like you calling yourself fat, nothing wrong in that

I actually love this film, it's a big fuck you to the notion that every film these days needs to be realistic or plausible. If you pretend to be a kid again with toy soldiers and toy planes, it's a great film. This is what happens when you give a small kid a camera and a 100 million dollar budget for his toy box.

@juancamiloza

10 жыл бұрын

Best comment so far...

@goldgamersuniverse

10 жыл бұрын

i get what you mean. This movie was just pure 80's action with explosions and it was great

@TheMrBADGAS

10 жыл бұрын

I get what you mean, but it is not really a Fuck You. And there is nothing wrong with a Action Film having a Story or being Serious (if that is what you are going at).

@MisterDutch93

10 жыл бұрын

The movie was made by 60+ year old kids who wanted to bring the 80's back to theaters, and that's why I love it so much. Dumbed down action carnage, a man needs explosions once in a while!

@haydenmckenzie1437

Жыл бұрын

Couldn't agree more

This movie is a parody of itself, it doesn't take itself seriously and enjoys having fun, that's why I love it so much XD

@TheKeyser94

10 жыл бұрын

Why people lie to themselves calling this movie a parody when no one in the cast, the director or even Stallone say that it was a parody, they really think that is a serious movie with a serious and complex storyline.

@Kryptonater1994

10 жыл бұрын

Because it is so blatantly a parody they don't need to spell it out, its satire of the movies' most of them are famous for. Why do you think there are so many inside jokes and cheesy scenes with Arnie and Willis; the film has fun, like Pacific Rim, hell when I was a kid back in the late 80's it was a dream for some of these guys to appear in the same movie, and I would have paid to have seen Stallone, Willis and Arnold mowing down bad guys indiscriminately with big guns. I enjoy clever films such as The Machinist, V for Vendetta, Fight Club, Donnie Darko etc But sometimes you just wanna see classic action heroes quipping silly lines and mowing down bad guys because they are bad, Van Damme is called Vilain for Christ's sake! XD

@fungyfrog

10 жыл бұрын

Kryptonater I totally agree, this movie is fun to watch no matter how cliché it is, its just a fun movie giving people a taste of what it would be like to see their favorite hero's join together.

@chasewilson3693

10 жыл бұрын

Kryptonater i wouldn't so much call this a parody because they meant it to be a parody, i call it a parody (not a very good one in my opinion) because the people making it are incompetent and think they are doing something cool when it just comes off as a lame parody. i had the same dream you did friend and by god did this disappoint me with the bad CGI, old action stars looking old, and just no emotion or fervor that their 80's movies had.

@Diedpied

10 жыл бұрын

suckafool123 I take the film for what it is, a action-comedy, Stallone said that the Expendables series is for actors who are down on their luck to have a boost, that's all it is, a film that plugged a hole when it was released and is a Damme good watch too

JCVD played Jean Villan in this film. When part 3 was in the works he wanted to return as his evil twin brother, Claude Villan. Ridiculous yet so funny I respect it

I was expecting all the sins to drop to 0 when chuck Norris came in. Lol

@canismajor1186

8 жыл бұрын

+JimmyP I agree.

@thecopercoper5533

8 жыл бұрын

+JimmyP I expected all the sins to triple when Chuck Norris came in.

@jakethomas1279

8 жыл бұрын

+JimmyP That airport scene reminded me of the russian airport massacre in call of duty

@Fixxer315

8 жыл бұрын

+JimmyP Chuck Norris is immune to sins.

@Zamolxes77

8 жыл бұрын

+JimmyP ROFLMAO, me too, well at least take 10 sins off !

The Chuck Norris joke was worth the price of admission.

@adve8501

10 жыл бұрын

It was worth a refund

@Gootothesecond

10 жыл бұрын

adve8501 Chuck Norris is right behind you.

@tadwinslo4059

10 жыл бұрын

Gootothesecond i bet he looked

@Gootothesecond

10 жыл бұрын

tad winslo Ha.

@Conflict-ff5pi

10 жыл бұрын

tad winslo he couldn't have he was already dead.

What I loved about Expendables (besides them poking fun at themselves) is that they had a well thought out female character who was smart AND didn't need to be half naked to be attractive. Bonus points for her not being barely legal.

This whole money is one giant inside joke. Which is why it rules. No pretences, just pure over the top stupid as fuck violence! :D But yeah, could use more mister T!

Lol as much as this is so true, expendables wasn't designed to hav a plot, it's just about killing and blowing shit up!

So if they acknowledge Rambo in the movie, does that mean Sylvester Stallone exists in the movie world (but not Barney)? If so, do all of Barney's friends notice that he eerily looks exactly like Stallone? And if Stallone exists in Expendables does that also mean that The Expendables movie exists in Expendables?!

@MrTheBlowx

10 жыл бұрын

Expendaception !

@NitroVortox

10 жыл бұрын

Oh my god. They're filming a movie, in a movie.

@LgiovanniF

10 жыл бұрын

Man I think you just reset my brain

@Syntherios

10 жыл бұрын

brain.exe has crashed.

@crispin-freeman

10 жыл бұрын

TotalSynthesisX Did you trying rebooting it? If that doesn't work, the problem might actually be with your system heart.

I still can't help but love these movies. The sheer amount of ham is worth it. Also, Dolph Lundgren.

@Huckleberry87

9 жыл бұрын

Yes. Yes he is.

@bayawolf

9 жыл бұрын

ignorance is bliss.

@bayawolf

9 жыл бұрын

***** How am I being a douchebag?

@bayawolf

9 жыл бұрын

***** I wasn't acting smarter but I understand why you perceived me to be that way.I was being sincere about how being in a state of ignorance brings you happiness.An example is when you were a little toddler.You had no other problems except for when you were hungry or had to take a bath or when you did something wrong and knew that you had to face the consequences through a spanking from one of your folks but as you grow older you learn new things and have to overcome even bigger obstacles thus IGNORANCE IS BLISS.

@Huckleberry87

9 жыл бұрын

We really don't need to be arguing about this. Basically what Michael Baya was reffering to is called Suspension of Disbelief. Where you ignore the obvious flaws or pseudoscience for the sake of enjoying what you're watching. Which I do when I watch Expendables movies.

They're saving Mr. T for Expendables 4

@Disatiere

9 жыл бұрын

nah Expendables 3 +1

@chrisnewman1170

9 жыл бұрын

Slender Mane 3+1 = 4 4-1=3 HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED

@ginacivilized6275

6 жыл бұрын

Elbi Chomio No expendibles 4. No more!

@itsmrlonewolf

4 жыл бұрын

Doubt it, they travel everywhere on a plane and Mr T ain’t gettin on no plane you crazy fool!

@isaacsmith6878

3 жыл бұрын

....wince

I'm sorry but seeing all these action stars in one movie is like a childhood dream lol these guys are just so badass.

@jamesliggins891

9 ай бұрын

sure, but that doesn't mean the movie can't be well-written. people act like you can't have awesome badass stars in a film AND have it not be completely nonsensical. how awesome would it be if the writing *was* actually good?

It should be: Chuck Norris appeared, all sins cancelled

@4eyedphatguys

10 жыл бұрын

Chuck Norris is an old has-been and is no longer slightly relevant to modern film

@betapop11

10 жыл бұрын

Grant Matthews what about his legacy???

@danibee5460

10 жыл бұрын

There should be an added 10 sins for having yet another over-used action star from the 80's

@BAILEY5511

10 жыл бұрын

Grant Matthews chuck Norris faced off against bruce lee and is still alive. that's gotta count for something

@thespacebat

10 жыл бұрын

More like an extra 100 sins should be added.

"... and I've pretended to be a sniper on many occasions."

@MTdaBlacking

9 жыл бұрын

Who hasn't pretended to be a sniper on occasions?

@cediviannareeda4305

5 жыл бұрын

I've hidden under my brother's bed for hours at a time just to get a chance to grab his leg and freak him out, so I don't doubt this

@kleetus92

5 жыл бұрын

@@cediviannareeda4305 No shit, I did that to my college roommate he almost had a fucking heart attack.

@madenkind

5 жыл бұрын

@Anonymous Anonymous That's the reason non-Americans don't ever wanna live in America. You'll never know if the insanity is real.

Actually liam hemsworths part of saving them in the beginning actually makes sense, its very common having snipers covering extraction points lol

The Expendables movies are stupid. Reallllly stupid. But they're also fucking awesome, so fuck it. Sometimes you just have to sit back and enjoy some senseless violence and explosions.

@Carphil07

8 жыл бұрын

TXF Thats exaclty what Stallone thought about lol

Chuck Norris wasn't in Expendables 2, the movie just wanted to be around him.

@KnightsaysNi

9 жыл бұрын

Ha! Also a better Chuck Norris joke than the one he painfully delivered.

@TheJollyKraut

5 жыл бұрын

...and casually filmed him during his morning routine

@hebrewyisraeliteyahawadahite

3 жыл бұрын

15:48 *RIP = Rest In Pieces (►‿◄)*

Honestly I don't even watch movies to think about plot I just watch it to be entertained

@venomsnake7220

9 жыл бұрын

you must enjoy the movies, not think about it. It's just an action movie and not a godfather...

@Alltehnamesaretaken1

9 жыл бұрын

***** Not necessarily, that sounds rather pretentious, are people who enjoy b-movies stupid?

@Fortstorm

9 жыл бұрын

***** The only person that looks stupid here is you.

@HipToBeeSquare

9 жыл бұрын

***** The point of most movies is to entertain, as long as he achieves being entertained who cares if it's from the plot or not?

@AlexBelanger100

9 жыл бұрын

***** So you're an idiot?

“Watching CinemaSins for hours cliche.” -Ding!

I know it's not his fault, but I have trouble understanding a single word Stallone is saying.

@mrjohnjohn1219

6 жыл бұрын

Same... I wonder if it was just the audio?

@bl00dkillz

5 жыл бұрын

@@mrjohnjohn1219 nope stalone has paralysis in part of his face since birth so talking can be unclear at times

@ferdonandebull

4 жыл бұрын

No it is his fault... if it is technical well it is his movie. If it is diction it is his mouth..

@CamJames

4 жыл бұрын

@@brunoslybruno yeah, he aged.

@CamJames

4 жыл бұрын

brunosly bruno there's almost zero physical conditions that being in your 60s-70s wouldn't make worse. Your body stiffens and starts to wear down.

In the hold-up scene, Van Damme had the expendables lying on the floor, face down, unarmed, at his mercy, and after he killed Billy, he doesn't bother to kill the others as well. I mean, of course the Expendables would come back for revenge! I know Van Damme said, "Fighting men don't deserve to be killed like sheep." But shit, it's so stupid to leave out loose ends like that.

@ryano6094

10 жыл бұрын

Also why didn't Statham and Stallone do that, "I'll take the four on the left, you take the two on the right" technique. Seems the Expendables are only unstoppable killing machines when the plot calls for it.

@angelmaxxx

10 жыл бұрын

*Ding!*

@Wikingking

10 жыл бұрын

Not to mention killing an unarmed and wounded Billy was pretty much the "sheep's way"...so Vilain isn't really a man of honour anyway.

@ThatOneAccount931

10 жыл бұрын

So true. He's willing to kill his own henchmen which I presume at least some of them must be fighting men. And, you don't get to be the head of a criminal syndicate in Russia without killing "fighting men". And dude, you're a villain and here are people who want to stop you and will have more of a reason now, why not kill them!? Just ugh! I want to make a movie where the bad guy doesn't necessarily win but at least kills people when given the opportunity and like in real life, other good guys have to pick up the torch or just don't find themselves in stupidly dangerous situations that shouldn't happen considering all the technology they purportedly have! You can have a rocket launcher but not a machine to detect incoming aircraft? Just ugh. That's why Die Hard (the original) was cool (I know it isn't perfect) but most of what happened was withing the scope of plausible reality not all though. There are some BS moments in there but it is an action movie after all.

@jayroids6295

4 жыл бұрын

Whats worse is that when villain had a gun to Billy's head Billy was on his knees way out of the way so the team could have easily killed everyone without shooting Billy

Heheh Chuck Norris told a Chuck Norris joke.

@Ariel_ButNotTheMermaid

10 жыл бұрын

it is like something cosmic should have happened when he did...

@TheOmegau

10 жыл бұрын

Chuckception?

Poor Baby Thor. Between this and the Hunger Games. Do expendables 3 please

@carbayoutube4230

8 жыл бұрын

Baby thor...I laughed

Hemsworth: Id like to finish out the month, then I wanna go meet up my girlfriend Stallone: Where is she from? Me: Hannah, Montana

I enjoyed the hell out of the Expendables movies. Of course that's because I accept them for what they are instead of trying to compare them to other genres of movies. If you're a fan of 80's action movies then you'll absolutely adore the Expendables. Hell, if you just go in with the mindset that it's going to be like an 80's action movie you'll probably have fun, even if you're not a major fan of them. However, if you go in expecting Oscar worthy performances and a Citizen Kane plot you'll be severely upset. I mean, the people who complain about it being "mindless" and whatnot need to stop. That's like going to see a Disney movie and complaining that there's too much "kid stuff".

@davidmitchell2761

4 жыл бұрын

it's a movie for people to enjoy some mindless nostalgia. Its escapism just like anything else , but if you weren't an 80s alpha male baby it probably just isn't your particular flavor of nostalgia.

@hebrewyisraeliteyahawadahite

3 жыл бұрын

15:48 *RIP = Rest In Pieces (►‿◄)*

"Hurray for the good guys?" That's so perfect.

"We've got all of Planet Hollywood together. Who are they shooting at? Who cares?" But this is literally the premise of these films. Watching these films for their story is like watching porn for the plotline... If you came into this movie expecting Shakespearean prose and witty character interaction then I feel like you've got the wrong kind of movie. I watched (and subsequently enjoyed) the first two expendables movies because they gave me what I expected; a crappy, cheesy, wafer-thin plot which was promptly covered by boatloads of explosions, men exploding, bullets, men being hit by bullets and men being hit by exploding boats. As an action film they do their job.

@MasterShot-ke1mr

8 жыл бұрын

real high explosive detonation don't have lots of fire.

@hardbadwolf7506

8 жыл бұрын

yuji

I loved the over the top action scenes

Yeah, I need to watch The Expendables series at some point. I know it'll have nothing resembling a plot, but fuck it; I can get down with enough bullets, bombs, explosions, and stereotypes that'll make even Michael Bay envious. And besides, who can resist hearing huge action stars quoting and/or referencing other action stars' movies?

@00wolfer00

10 жыл бұрын

There is some plot... but it's burried so far beneath the bullet casings left by this movie that no one cares about it. It's a fun movie to watch if you can turn your brain off.

@havenbrush7100

10 жыл бұрын

DO IT! They are awesome movies! Most movie's plots fall apart so badly these days that little plot is better.

@brendanjohn6539

10 жыл бұрын

Just invite a few bro's over and have a good time with them

@nattybatty6

10 жыл бұрын

Take your brain out and have some fun. These films are a whole load of big loud dumb fun and i love it.

@MrMillionDub

10 жыл бұрын

Fry 'n' Die! Let's do it!

I couldn't understand a word Stallone said.

@Costar58

10 жыл бұрын

Which means everything's in order

@fungyfrog

10 жыл бұрын

isitbecuzhetalks,likethisorsomthin?

@Rakshasa1986

10 жыл бұрын

HE BETRAYDA LAWR!!!!!

@ShirtUnderscore

10 жыл бұрын

I could understand him better then Bales batman.

@Jose_Fino

10 жыл бұрын

Is there any movie in which what Stallone says is understandable?

Cinema Sins, "Russia" in the movie is actually Bulgaria. Check the license plates on the cars, the insignia on the helicopters, people speaking Bulgarian. How I know this much? Bulgarian XD

@RoScFan

9 жыл бұрын

The movie was filmed in Bulgaria but the plot might be Russia. Though... I didn't really see any reason in the movie for it to be Russia. Or Bulgaria.

@eijiniizuma6184

9 жыл бұрын

RoScFan wasnt this movie set somewhere near chernobyl which is in the ukraine ?

@gorge3030

9 жыл бұрын

eiji niizuma It was almost completely filmed in Bulgaria !

@headhunter0025

9 жыл бұрын

Alexander Venchev This happens soo much though, I bet like 1 in 8 movies is actually shot on location.

@user-rc6ff6jz1w

9 жыл бұрын

I am from bulgaria too and my drandpa knows the boss of the airforce and he said arnold couldnt fit in the helicopter lolm

the norris joke was amazing lol

Props to jet li for making it into the category of America's most ridiculously overpowered, caricatured badasses.

@TheMMObro

9 жыл бұрын

I know arnold wasn't born american but he's been an icon forever already and he's white and muscular. Nice to get some asian love in the mix and no I'm not asian

@Disatiere

9 жыл бұрын

***** "he's been in murican films therefore his feats are now purely murican" please correct me if i understood you wrong.

So two things are funny here: One, people criticizing a non-serious critiquing channel on their critiques of a non-serious movie. Two, the fact that people are genuinely insulting people who like this movie. It's a big dumb action movie. It's the Pacific Rim scenario. What were you expecting?

@MrQwertysystem

9 жыл бұрын

Honestly all the recommendations about Pacific Rim were pretty much telling how shitty of a movie it is, but how incredibly good entertainment it was and that's why you should see it.

@RaptorNX01

9 жыл бұрын

welcome to the internet. Where douchebags feel the need to insult other for liking something they don't.

Chuck Norris told a Chuck Norris Joke... surely that's many sins off?

@darkevilazn

6 жыл бұрын

Or a thousand extra sins.

@jasoncarter1869

5 жыл бұрын

Cringe moment for sure

@theriddick2735

5 жыл бұрын

Is Chuck Dorris actually cool? Or is it a so bad he's good cool?

@yungblac8336

5 жыл бұрын

@@theriddick2735 Chuck is god in human form

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris finds you. xD

What's with the hate for the Expendables? Who doesn't like to see their favorite action stars together in one movie? Probably people who don't watch action in the first place.

Don't care, still love this movie!

@tadwinslo4059

10 жыл бұрын

because you were a little kid watching all these action stars back in the late 80s and early 90s

@ForgottenHonor0

10 жыл бұрын

tad winslo We all were little kids watching the '80s and '90s action movies back in the day. *sigh*

@tadwinslo4059

10 жыл бұрын

and thats why the next movie will do so well

@pie189

10 жыл бұрын

Nick Craig You must be in your 40's

@tadwinslo4059

10 жыл бұрын

i dont know about the other guy but me im 29

"What I'm about to say requires the removal of my sunglasses" lmao hilarious man I've watched several of these. Good stuff

Hearing that king cobra line come out of Chuck Norris’ mouth got an out-loud chuckle from me. I didn’t know I needed to see that in my life.

This is one of those movie series where you'll watch it and then forget the plot the week after.

@Dragonpit

10 жыл бұрын

I forgot this movie had a plot before I had even heard of it.

@AnakinSolo1701

10 жыл бұрын

There's a plot?

@cynsin1699

10 жыл бұрын

I thought that they just avenge any important character that dies :/

@CharterForGaming

10 жыл бұрын

did this person get so many like because of his comment or his name?

@sirensoundwave

10 жыл бұрын

Really? A whole week? I got lost once I realized basic principles of cause and effect (and by extension logic) meant squat in this film. Soo...right around the 45 min mark give or take. My reward for letting my cousin pick the movie >_

Surprised there was no sin for how easily Stallone won against Van Damme. Considering that the characters they play seem to be an combination of the characters they played in movies and themselves in real life, Van Damme would have kicked the shit out of Stallone in any fight considering that Van Damme is for better trained in multiple martial arts disciplines.

@LgiovanniF

10 жыл бұрын

Yeah but you know....rocky

@Neosfotty117

10 жыл бұрын

That my friend is called 'Plot Armor'. It's indestructible but sometimes becomes defective near the end of a film.

@linkno1

10 жыл бұрын

Van Damme would only win momentarily. After that, Stallone would rise up back off the street, take his time, take his chances and fight Van Damme with a burning heart and the eyes of a tiger. It's like you've never even seen Rocky, dude.

@LgiovanniF

10 жыл бұрын

Plus van damme Is all karate and ballet. And a weee bit oh kickboxing

@pk13910

10 жыл бұрын

linkno1 Rocky would have died in Bloodsport. No boxer has ever won the Kumite. Therefore, Van Damme would win in honor of his Shidoshi.

"Hey somebody left a bloody head over here! Fucking SICK!" I have seen every single Cinemasins video like 80 times, I let them all play on while I'm working around the house and it NEVER gets old or unfunny. Keep up the great work guys!

One of the most hilarious cinemasins I've watched in ages! Belly aching laughs all through. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

how the hell is chuck norris 70? he looks like he's in his 40's

@theepoopydoodoo

10 жыл бұрын

Chuck Norris, Will Smith and Pharrell all have access to the fountain of youth

@santaonthecross

10 жыл бұрын

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet,

@pie189

10 жыл бұрын

RDV333 He's not dead, that's actually him. Check IMDb and Wikipedia.

@petemerriken910

10 жыл бұрын

pie189 /\ DUH /|

@edwiniseman4

10 жыл бұрын

pie189 Joke went over your head there, bruh

I have a feeling The Expendables series was a test by Hollywood to see how moronic they could make a movie and still make bank at the box office due to literally nothing but guns, explosions, and one-liners. To everyone who claims to love this movie: congratulations, now Hollywood knows that they no longer have to give a shit because people are too dumb to care about things like characters, plot, physics, or even real humor. All they need are loud noises and nostalgia and they can buy golden hot tubs for the whole staff. And its all thanks to you.

@TheKeyser94

10 жыл бұрын

Well, that existed since the Original Star Wars.

@DanielRichards644

10 жыл бұрын

That was the mentality I had going into the first one, but to my surprise I actually enjoyed it, the second was the one liner and the new one just blows, don't waste your time.

@Gonzaga78

10 жыл бұрын

I'm speaking for myself here, but i was curious to see these movies because of all the 'classic' action stars...

@amazinblasian117

10 жыл бұрын

To be fair, though, just look at all the success Scyfy has been having with Sharknado.

@Feelkkari

10 жыл бұрын

I think you're taking a movie meant to be tongue in cheek a little too seriously. And I thought we knew people were dumb since the first Transformers movie.

Chuck Norris telling a Chuck Norris joke negates all of the sins. Signed, Gen X

9:47 that is definitely worthy of 100 sins removal

You know the expendables is like that on purpose right?

@mateoostorero2223

10 жыл бұрын

Yeah but still counts

@cptKamina

10 жыл бұрын

just because something is beeing done purposefuly doesn't make it good! don't you people understand this?

@Munkenba

10 жыл бұрын

***** It's a lot of things but it's definitely not bland, the very purpose of it is to not be bland.

@Tellmeimaninja

10 жыл бұрын

Alfred Munkenbeck In that case, it's an absolute failure, because it's bland as fuck. Throwing together a whole bunch of bland actors doesn't make them any less bland.

@na8291

10 жыл бұрын

"It's bad on purpose guys, I swear."

Was it just me who actually liked this film :p

@zoeford5110

10 жыл бұрын

yup

@OMGEpyonistaken

10 жыл бұрын

A bunch of people liked it seeing there's a third one.

@TheDoctorFF

10 жыл бұрын

No

@kitsunekyubino9345

10 жыл бұрын

OMGEpyonistaken People don't have to like it for there to be a sequel; they just have to spend more than a certain amount of money going to see it, buying the DVD, etc. If the sales projections are good enough, they'll make any piece of crap. (Not that THIS is a piece of crap; I'm just sayin')

@kitchenmaster43

10 жыл бұрын

Amber Forward Damn, you beat me to it.

This was great. 1st video Ive watched from you but certainly wont be the last.

16:00.... that was a perfect edit: sound to scene and consistent with an already established sin!

LOL I really laughed hard with this one! Although I was expecting him to give the final fight like a thousand sins

Jet Li IMMEDIATELY leaves the team at the start of the movie *ding*

Nothing. Nothing is wrong with the Expendables 2. They meant it all to be there.

The "oh Billy" outtake is possibly my favorite outtake of all time 🤣😂

Expendables 2 is actually a typo in the movie. The original Title that was going to be printed on the cover read "Autism: The Movie"

@mfn9188

10 жыл бұрын

I LOL'D

@megawatt62

10 жыл бұрын

2edgy4me

@FearfulScarecrow

10 жыл бұрын

Woah thats harsh. To people with autism.

@Dragonpit

10 жыл бұрын

Really? I thought the title was supposed to be "This Movie Is Expendable, Too."

@jayemjayemwtf

10 жыл бұрын

Ding!

I don't get why there's even an "everything wrong with" series for the expendables movies. Yes, there are a shit tonne of sins, but that's the point. The expendables movies are all about nonstop shooting bad guys and explosions and shit and manliness. I'll admit that I did have a few things wrong with it (Arnold Schwarzenegger didn't have enough screen time and character development). And for gods sake the bad guy is jan Claude van damne, how can you not like this movie?

@royk.9347

10 жыл бұрын

because people like me enjoy hearing cinemasins talk about how bad it is :D

@Shea354

10 жыл бұрын

Roy K. Exactly! lol

@SouskueMadara

10 жыл бұрын

You can have an epic action movie with a decent story line. It isn't that hard. I'm not lowering my standards for one movie so it will be held accountable just like the rest.

@Swordish

10 жыл бұрын

No movie is without sin. Honestly, people are still not getting this? Making a EWW of a movie doesnt mean its bad, although this one is actually bad.

@MannuhFestIt

10 жыл бұрын

Pointing out flaws doesn't equate to not liking a movie.

What? No bonus round for every old ass movie quote?

i love how you mention Buffy the vampire slayer in your videos, god i loved that tv series XD

still w8ting for harrypotter 6&7, lots of sins

@tatskaman

10 жыл бұрын

Were you being serious when you put that 8 there?

@JoshCabatuando

10 жыл бұрын

Tatskaman 8??

@rubikfan1

10 жыл бұрын

Tatskaman you sir, have not spend alot of time on the internet. try pronaunce it with the 8 in it. you see why we type it that way

@KumoCC

10 жыл бұрын

rubikfan1 lol, he knows, it's more like you just discovered it!

@Pumpkin0_0

10 жыл бұрын

An 8 in the word "waiting", or any word at all, equals taking laziness and ignorance to a whole new level.

Isn't Expendables supposed to be a movie series that makes fun of action movie clichés and the mentality of most Online COD Players?

@davidptacek5287

10 жыл бұрын

Yes

@eleSDSU

10 жыл бұрын

That makes it good or better? It's an awful movie, whether it's an action movie or a cliche movie is irrelevant, crap is crap.

@GearyDigit

10 жыл бұрын

That, or it's just a bunch of dried-up old people trying to relive their golden years.

@3Ravens98

10 жыл бұрын

Geary True, true

Actually, motorcycles do go perfectly straight without a rider wit only minor sway

@ArcturusMinsk

8 жыл бұрын

TheCephalon although the reason for this are still debated as it's not gyroscopic forces that keep the bike straight. but one thing is true, and that is that a bike will right itself as long as it's moving.

@renendarkfire

8 жыл бұрын

+TheCephalon I came here to say the same thing.

@Zamolxes77

8 жыл бұрын

+incarnedine It is due to gyroscope like effect. The front wheel spins - its basically a gyroscope, meaning it will resist outside forces trying to change its state. So as long as the bike doesn't suffer some sort of sharp impact, it will keep going forward and straight.

Let me add some more sins: 1. 10:13 - Bulgarian registration 2. 7:59 - The guys in the bar were speaking Bulgarian, not Russian. Although it's probably okay because 99.5 percent of Americans can't tell the difference 3. 13:25 - Sofia airport 4. 14:03 - Bulgarian taxis 5. 14:09 - The sticker is in Bulgarian, not Russian. I mean, come on, I know Americans can't tell the difference between Russian and Bulgarian (I don't expect them to so no mean comments) but they can see that that's not the Russian flag...

@mrjohnjohn1219

6 жыл бұрын

As an American, I resemble that remark!

@ragingwolf2414

5 жыл бұрын

Actually, it the Plovdiv airport.

@Grim_Beard

5 жыл бұрын

The 'plutonium mine' is Devetashka Peshtera, also in Bulgaria, which is worth a visit.

should give one sin for Stallone's mustache

Expendables 2 was better than 1, mainly because it was far more stupid.

@tadwinslo4059

10 жыл бұрын

i say the expendables 1 in the theater and had a small coke which at the theaters is like 50 gallons of soda and i had to get up to piss and when i got back the plot was over

@ca20mn

10 жыл бұрын

The expendables 3 is the best just torrent it it was leaked

@thaiboypsp3000

10 жыл бұрын

The plot was over? There wasn't any plot to begin with lol.

@tadwinslo4059

10 жыл бұрын

Tyranitroll it seems like the plot has always been how many of these movies can they make people pay to see

For the "Man and Knife" scene - no Assassin's Creed acknowledgement? Until Fassbender's movie comes out (which wasn't known about at the time), that was the closest we ever got to seeing anything remotely Assassin-like on the big screen

The next Expendables movie should feature Justin Bieber as the villain. And there should be actual guns.

@stebsis

5 жыл бұрын

C'mon, it's not very cool to shoot a girl.

@greyfinch2565

4 жыл бұрын

@@stebsis ohhhhhhhhhhhh dang! Shots fired!

The ironic thing is that only one guy who is "expendable" died.

@SkotWhitman

10 жыл бұрын

That's not irony, that a coincidence, regardless of what Alanis Morissette taught you.

@theunreadcomment9834

10 жыл бұрын

you should see the new one - there's a part where Statham is asking Stallone why they went to rescue Snipes. Stallone's response is "He's Expendable"

Somehow I feel that the "I took my hair out of a ponytail" sin would make a great T-Shirt xD

You guys really should have done one for the third one

Who directed this movie? Larry the cable guy?

@touchgrasspeep

8 жыл бұрын

Simon West

@Obiwan1994Kenobi-iv4jf

8 жыл бұрын

No, it was..... Chip Douglas.

@claudebishop6687

6 жыл бұрын

Terrible acting by terrible actors

Am I the only one who laughs so hard at the videos after his outro? Please make an episode of parodies like the ones at the end.

17 minutes of professional nerd rage about a movie that didn't take itself seriously. Cinema Sin you just got trolled.

@JunkyardDong

10 жыл бұрын

colebowlin68 I don't think he's comment.

@beasty108

10 жыл бұрын

dude he does this for any movie....

@ilight8

10 жыл бұрын

colebowlin68 ''you are comment'', nice.

@patricklowndes4742

10 жыл бұрын

You cant write bullshit and call it a troll

@KiraAotsuki

10 жыл бұрын

I do believe Cinemasins would probably say.. "Even if it's a troll, no movie is free of sin"

Man you a foo!!!!! I do not look at movies the same after looking at your material man!!!! 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

dude you are hilarious. u always make my day

Lost sin: Why does Barney always sound like he is drunk in this movie?

@tadwinslo4059

10 жыл бұрын

probably because he is drunk

@Morgaz91

10 жыл бұрын

Stallone was born with a defect hence why he talks like a drunk

@stevenwright2716

10 жыл бұрын

Morgaz91 in that case what does he sound like when he's drunk

@tadwinslo4059

10 жыл бұрын

steven wright i dont think that will ever happen

@Ariel_ButNotTheMermaid

10 жыл бұрын

***** *rainbow* the more you know!

Here's what I wonder: In the first movie, Arnold and Sly meet with Willis to see who gets the job; Arnie backs out so Sly takes it. Presumably if Arnold had taken the job, he would have brought his team of badasses to the island to shoot the place up just like Sly did. Well now in THIS movie, here's Arnold trapped in some jungle so Sly's gang can rescue him. So WHERE'S ARNIE'S TEAM? ARE THEY BUSY? WHY ARE THEY NOT RESCUING THEIR LEADER/EMPLOYER?

@KnightsaysNi

9 жыл бұрын

They ran into "The Predator"?

@606danco

5 жыл бұрын

They were expandeble

@sajadhoxhaj6603

3 жыл бұрын

THEY GOT INTO DA CHOPPA

@MaCabaret

3 жыл бұрын

They got taken out by the predator

That kickstart my heart refrence had me rolling

Bros gotta bro

@navshard8887

8 жыл бұрын

+Solid Snake Bro, for bro

@silhouette_a

8 жыл бұрын

Bruhhh

Classic hilarity as per usual! There were waaaay too many 80's pun jokes in that movie, lmao. I completely agree. Loved the themes for A-Team that fit perfectly and the "oh billy" reference. I'm still laughing.

You guys should do the "Sharknado" movies!

@CIubDuck

9 жыл бұрын

There is only 1 Sharknado movie

@uberlol2228

9 жыл бұрын

Lukas Nordlund 2

@Rowbust

9 жыл бұрын

oscar de la riva The first one was a show... (Maybe)

@JRChadwick

9 жыл бұрын

Lukas Nordlund Then what was that "Sharknado 2" I just watched?

@Doctor-nk8eu

9 жыл бұрын

it would be wayyyyyyyyyyyyy too long

I know its sinful but I still love it and the "im back" line is always amazing

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia The poem writes you

@appleseed2933

5 жыл бұрын

jamisradical this comment is 3 yrs old...so ill let it go

@ivailochavdarov6837

5 жыл бұрын

That is Bulgaria!!!

in case you confused it with Paris Hilton! I was dying at that one! XD

This movie only has one sin: It exists.

@AmericanNohbuddy

10 жыл бұрын

No fun allowed. Everything must be horribly pretentious art house bullshit.

@LegitimentGamerz

10 жыл бұрын

loses infinite sins because of chuck norris

@NextGen_Pants

10 жыл бұрын

AmericanNohbuddy I didn't find it all that fun personally. Mostly annoying. Thought the first one was ok. But hey, that's just my opinion.

@MyCrazymonkey12

10 жыл бұрын

AmericanNohbuddy He never said that jackass. This movie isn't really that fun anyway, it's just tiresome and boring. We were promised action with all our favourite action heroes and instead got this bland movie.

@textthing

10 жыл бұрын

AmericanNohbuddy Someone was abused by a Bergman film as a child....

1:21 was actually a callback to the first movie where Jet Li's line was 'I would've won' but he kept screwing it up with 'I would've win' so they left it in the movie with the other actors making fun

the "in sovjet russia" joke nearly killed me, thanks for making my day :D

The movie is supposed to be a cliche action movie

@gagagegegigigogogugu

10 жыл бұрын

Doesn't make it any better.

@Luvie1980

10 жыл бұрын

Nine-tailed Fox Thank you. I am tired of being defending this horrible movie.

@Basil_leaves27

10 жыл бұрын

Dylan Morrison It's not supposed to have good writing

i fu**ing love cinemasins, the best channel by far

13:45 dear god, I think I'm starting to taste blood.

What about the RED movies with Bruce Willis?

@yerd533

5 жыл бұрын

Gross Domestic Plums they would probably be the most sinned movies yet