"Anni, you'll always be that little boy I met on Tatooine." So let's have kids together. XD

@carissastephens895

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@phoenixnyc

4 жыл бұрын

Who will proceed to kiss each other. Twice.

@DoctorPepper445

4 жыл бұрын

phoenixnyc they definitely did more than twice

@qui-gonjinn9934

4 жыл бұрын

phoenixnyc and then their grandkid will kiss his cousin.

@kaizoisevil

4 жыл бұрын

Qui-Gon Jinn what? Um...Rey is not related to Ben

the midochlorian is the power house of the cell

@ZayaVII

8 жыл бұрын

***** nope

@PowerCookie1

8 жыл бұрын

+Itz Zaya can't tell if joking or mean mitochondria

@HighTechKiwi

8 жыл бұрын

Mitochondria.

@potthethird

8 жыл бұрын

Did all the 9 year old's on KZread just reached high school?

@dylanscriven892

8 жыл бұрын

+Abdullah Waleed ok you should know nine year olds aren't high schoolers

In the first movie, there was a line. "The recently elected queen" It's a democracy but they have power once elected and called queen

@henrik6977

4 жыл бұрын

Crazy Place Entertainment lmao its Star wars and you complain about titles in a irrelevant democratic monarchy?

@sdsd2e2321

4 жыл бұрын

@@henrik6977 He's complaining that the fuckwit that runs this channel sins the most minor details and sins that are just plain wrong, like this one.

@zorn1745

4 жыл бұрын

Cyrus that’s the reason this channel is a thing, it’s not meant to be serious, he sins small things because that’s what this channel is for

@federalrepublicofcaddia3770

4 жыл бұрын

elective monarchy. The uk has a monarch but they're democratic.

@MarkyMark1221

4 жыл бұрын

Federal Republic of Caddia not that it’s important or relevant but U.K. is a ceremonial monarchy the monarch has no political power more like a celebrity with a lot of influence whereas the Naboo have a queen that’s basically chief executive with terms and accountability by the people’s vote.

obi wan: WHO SENT YOU PROBE probe: I'm working for Zam working for Jango Fett working for Count Dooku working for darth sidious obi wan: what?

@Svnfold

3 жыл бұрын

"you lie"

@anthonydavis5288

3 жыл бұрын

Would you consider this Inception levels of bosses?

@stunt647

3 жыл бұрын

Obi wan: did you think you would get away with this probe? Probe: it's over obi wan, I have the high ground.

@apollojustice5338

3 жыл бұрын

*visible confusion*

@Seppl_Tandtijger

3 жыл бұрын

visible confusion

Actually, there's no royal bloodline on Naboo, the monarch is elected. They have terms in office and can only be elected for two terms, so it's pretty much in no way a monarchy at all. The only difference is the Naboo have a tradition of electing teenage girls as Queen for some stupid reason, otherwise she's just a regular elected leader. When Padme's term ran out, she was made the Senator from Naboo by the Queen who came after her.

@Beany2007FTW

8 жыл бұрын

+Wolf6119 ....and this is explained in the films, when exactly? Cinemasins - where only the films count, and rightly so.

@Wolf6119

8 жыл бұрын

Beany2007FTW Oh, I didn't mean that as a "You should take a sin off" type of thing. It's absolutely a stupid, poorly explained system. I just figured I'd post it in a comment in case somebody was actually wondering.

@Beany2007FTW

8 жыл бұрын

Oh trust me, there are threads 50 posts long about this where people refuse to accept that it was poorly explained. If people have to ask, it was poorly explained, simple as that!

@Wolf6119

8 жыл бұрын

Beany2007FTW My biggest question has always been not why they call elected officials Kings and Queens, but why they make them wear satellite dishes on their heads

@Beany2007FTW

8 жыл бұрын

Wolf6119 Rule Of Cool, surely?

Episode 3 was by far the best prequel movie

@rajkapadia164

8 жыл бұрын

In my opinion, it's the best Star Wars movie out of them all

@rajkapadia164

8 жыл бұрын

+PcJoe243 lol I said in my opinion, so shut up.

@xgray2012

8 жыл бұрын

+ninjabeast50 Yeah..... :(

@justinbiebersucks2326

8 жыл бұрын

+PcJoe243 its just his opinion fucktard

@justinbiebersucks2326

8 жыл бұрын

Cory Weston i am referring to PcJoe243 dumbass

The fact that the Jedi couldn’t detect the dark side uprising right under their noses was a main point of the series. That’s why mace windy told Yoda that he thought it was time to tell the senate that their power to use the force has diminished.

@Iliadic

4 жыл бұрын

Mace Windy....lol

@dylanramsey7838

4 жыл бұрын

The Jedi temple was built over a sith temple that is why they can’t sense it

@fitzhugh7463

4 жыл бұрын

nolan mccann dooku outright told obi wan that a Sith Lord is running the senate. Put two and two together and you can assume that the reason your force powers are being weakened is because the chancellor is an evil Sith Lord

@BabysitterSky

4 жыл бұрын

So....bad writing?

@nikzubyk6396

3 жыл бұрын

Yes mace windy and yoda

Jedi have the ability to “force fall” or in other words, just fall really slow because of awesome wacky space magic.

@scottmatheson3346

4 жыл бұрын

So why did vader bother tossing palpatine down a hole if he can just feather fall?

@slimjim1002

4 жыл бұрын

Scott Matheson He fell down a reactor hole... into a reactor... of a giant space ship... that blows up...

@slimjim1002

4 жыл бұрын

Scott Matheson *A REACTOR*

@AAhmou

4 жыл бұрын

@@slimjim1002 But again that raises the question of why the emperor would have a radiating reactor shaft linked to his personal observation chamber.

@slimjim1002

4 жыл бұрын

A. Ahmou The 2nd Death Star was incomplete and safety measures were yet to be installed. Also it had safety railing, Palpatine did not expect to be thrown down there by a giant emotionless metal killing machine that had stayed loyal to him (to an extent) and he let his guard down during a moment of triumph

Fun Facts: Count Dooku in Brazil is Dookan, because Dooku sounds like "Do Cu" which means "from the ass" Master Sifo Dias in Brazil is Master Zaifo Vias, because Sifo Dias sounds like "Se fodias" which means "someone who used to fuck himself"

@Orlafis

8 жыл бұрын

There's also some unchanged names like Utapau which roughly sounds like "huge dick" and captain Panaka which sounds like Panaca which is a old slang for Stupid/idiot/moron.

@Lily.valkyrie

8 жыл бұрын

+Bruno Cesar VS *insert the "more you know" flying rainbows gif here*

@weebeegoblins5683

8 жыл бұрын

+Bruno Cesar VS From the ass-A partir do jumento Someone who used to fuck himself-Alguém que usado para o próprio à merda Panaca is right, I don't know about Utapau.

@piercecarradine

8 жыл бұрын

+Luke Dowdy Utapau reads and sounds close to "Puta pau", which with some liberties could be translated as "a fucking big dick".

@Orlafis

8 жыл бұрын

Jumento= Donkey here we can translate the term "fuck you" to "vá à merda" which you can literally translate to "Go to shit", that's why the translater misplaced it.

10:46 Stromtroopers are NOT Fett clones. Well some are, but due to The age acceleration, The Clone Wars and a revolt, there aren't many left.

@zuzoscorner

8 жыл бұрын

+Jacob Elbon That is true, I think the oringal movies clones ere mostly jsut recruits in the storm trooper armour.

@michielhemelsoet657

8 жыл бұрын

+Jacob Elbon Yea, looks like a lot of people think that stormtroopers = clonetroopers. They die off and are replaced by humans by the time of a new hope right?

@Dedfaction

8 жыл бұрын

+Jacob Elbon Only the films count and at no point have they mentioned any of that.

@hunter11220

8 жыл бұрын

+Dedfaction the films are not the only Canon sources

@Dedfaction

8 жыл бұрын

Jade Rodriguez Doesn't matter, CinemaSins deals with the films only, so if they films imply something then that's all that matters, doesn't matter what any books, comics, games, toys etc may say, *only the films matter*.

Palpatine was the senator of naboo. Then, when he was made chancellor, padme took over as senator and some one else was made queen.

@Javeec

4 жыл бұрын

I think there was an other senator between Palpatine and Padmé. She was reelected queen for a second 4 years term, so she is only senator since like 3 years I guess

Yes, Naboo has a democratically elected queen.

@octavian2381

4 жыл бұрын

This has happened countless times in history.

@babablap

4 жыл бұрын

Palpatine mentions it in episode 1. That's a sin for Jeremy for not paying attention.

@sexylinoleum9488

4 жыл бұрын

@Thomas Bequette It's not important, but it's there. Ignorance is not an excuse.

@boopie6635

4 жыл бұрын

Poland Lithuania is a very good example of a elected monarch

@AFN2750

4 жыл бұрын

Octavian Malaysia currently has one. It’s weird

Nothing ruins Darth Vader's badass reputation like learning that he was once called "Ani".

@JaylukKhan

8 жыл бұрын

***** That is beautiful.

@Angela.Perkins

8 жыл бұрын

Luke and Leia are Ani's kin.

@monsterdude9000

8 жыл бұрын

Darth Vader is Jar Jar Binks

@qwert_au

8 жыл бұрын

+Connor Lachmanec perhaps explains why he lost his shit lol

@joshlynn6195

8 жыл бұрын

+Angela Perkins ooooooohhhhhhhhhh

First time I saw this with my dad (on DVD), we skipped through every single Padme/ Anakin romance scene because they were so embarrassingly written they made our skin crawl

@feslenraster

8 жыл бұрын

+Starbite Productions Anakin somehow grew up and clearly aged, but Queen Padme didn't lol. I guess Anakin somehow got hold of the Sword of Omens and did a Lion-O thing where he grew into manhood before his time... that was my least favorite part of the prequels. To be fair, though I hated the prequels, I felt that it had SOME okay moments.

@caitdurl9111

8 жыл бұрын

+Starbite Productions Oh dear lord, YES. Me too. I watched these in cinema when I was a child, and every time I saw a P/A scene, I'd squirm in my seat and hide my face. They were... uncomfortable, even to 8 year old me. Especially 8 year old me.

@ThierryRocksTV

8 жыл бұрын

+Starbite Productions I did the same too. The Obi Wan scenes were cool though and I liked the parts on Tatooine.

@postpunklover6711

8 жыл бұрын

+Derrick Still Agreed. Out of the entire shit-storm that is the entire Prequel Trilogy (and holy Christ our savior, _WHAT_ a land of badly written dialogue & largely wooden performances that there are, to be sure), any of Episodes II oddly paced (as per always) unusually written & of course badly forced for one films' time frame, sure is among some of the weakest material that Mr. Lucas ever wrote for his entire filmography. Which is surely saying something.

@marcushuffproductions4376

8 жыл бұрын

thank yiu

There is also a very subtle Jedi Mind trick in The Phantom Menace. The scene with Boss-Noss in the Gungan city. You can see Qui Gon gesture his hand when discussing the "Life Debt" Jar Jar owes him...

@GarryFisherman

4 жыл бұрын

OTMGi and to watto on tatooine

@zorn1745

4 жыл бұрын

MustacheSheepYT bruh did you watch the last episode? it literally does not work

@GarryFisherman

4 жыл бұрын

zornrl what last episode are you referring to? Rise of Skywalker?

@coffeeenjoyer9099

4 жыл бұрын

it only works on weak minded. I thought everyone knew that

@zorn1745

4 жыл бұрын

MustacheSheepYT episode of Cinemasins

1:00 Sins Yoda for saying the dark side clouds everything 1:04 Sins Yoda and the Jedi Masters for not sensing Sidious is Palpatine

@dead9247

4 жыл бұрын

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.............

@donovan1345

4 жыл бұрын

Yea, you gotta wonder how powerful Yoda really was. The guy can sense things across the galaxy but couldn't sense the evil intent from a person 3 meters in front of him. lol.

@ARandomInternetUser08

4 жыл бұрын

@@donovan1345 it was the Emperor. He was hiding his pure evil by appearing on the outside as good.

@tylervance5475

4 жыл бұрын

Gummie Bear Correct me of I’m wrong, I may have this messed up. But isn’t there an old sith temple under the Jedi temple? And the Jedi have a shit ton of locked up sith artifacts. Meaning there’s a very large dark side presence on the planet that is quite possibly stronger than Palpatine’s presence which is masking him.

@kingcrimson1467

4 жыл бұрын

Tyler Vance I think I've heard of that before.

The only person who consistently delivered throughout the prequels was John Williams.

@jbvader721

8 жыл бұрын

+Ben Stafford True but not even John Williams could save this mess.

@benstafford8206

8 жыл бұрын

***** Them too!

@bananaempijama

8 жыл бұрын

true

@CryingZombie666

8 жыл бұрын

+Ben Stafford I watched The Phantom Menace just for Maul, Attack of The Clones just for Count Dooku and Revenge of The Sith just for General Grievous and that face-off between Yoda and Sidious xD

@CryingZombie666

8 жыл бұрын

***** Lucas killing off Liam Neeson is worth 1000 fuckin' sins!

10:44 Someone has confused Clone Troopers with Storm Troopers The difference?? The first can kill a Jedi Master while the second can be killed by my grandma and cant hit a whale three feets away

@DanteInACowboyHat

5 жыл бұрын

Actually clone and storm are identical until the 7th

@thebattlefieldclone9852

5 жыл бұрын

@@DanteInACowboyHat What? Clone troopers are clones while stormtroopers are humans and far worse

@DanteInACowboyHat

5 жыл бұрын

@@thebattlefieldclone9852 sorry I made a mistake there the same until the 5th these keys are very small and storm troopers were told not kill the crew but still had shit aim

@thebattlefieldclone9852

5 жыл бұрын

@@DanteInACowboyHat Yeah, stormtroopers in the second trilogy arent clones

@DanteInACowboyHat

5 жыл бұрын

@@thebattlefieldclone9852 when you say second I hope you mean first cause 4,5 and 6 are the original and I meant some storm troopers and still the clones

This one I actually remember seeing in the theater when I was 6 with my 5 yr old brother. We loved it. My dad slept through the whole thing.

@pranksterboy8371

4 жыл бұрын

Zach Amos did he ever see it

@eyezack2778

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

2:13 also: A bounty hunter who was hired to kill her hires someone else to do it for him

@magicmulder

3 жыл бұрын

One of the worst tropes in movie history - villain has one important job to do and delegates it to incompetent underlings to spend more time sitting in his office chair to brood sinisterly. Worst example: Season 6 of "Buffy". You are a literal god with just one purpose - find "the key". But hey, spend time sitting around in your lush house while minions with the IQ of a chicken keep not finding the key, and losing it once they found it.

@pollogaming919

3 жыл бұрын

Actually if u think about it. Palpatine wants to kill her so he tells dooku to do it. And then dooku tells jango to do it. Then jango tells zam to do it. Then zam makes a droid do it

@caolandonnelly5024

3 жыл бұрын

9

@macdaddybender

5 ай бұрын

Outsourcing

"The force" is literally the Star Wars equivalent of "BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!"

@SMaxxTH

7 жыл бұрын

lorderik237 sad thing is that "BECAUSE I'M BATMAN" is a joke and never was used in a movie. The force excuse is everywhere though

@elizabethc.6045

7 жыл бұрын

lorderik237 e

@TheRamiel001

7 жыл бұрын

sure, but "because I'm batman" makes more sense.

@alieninthevideo441

6 жыл бұрын

And if you read the books about force users you really get a more in depth look at how much the force is also the top Ex Machina in all of cinema.

@allanfrd

6 жыл бұрын

Except Batman sucks.

8:27 Also R2-D2 is told no droids are allowed, by another fucking droid!

@palp66

8 жыл бұрын

Ding

@Uchiha-fi4ij

8 жыл бұрын

That's the fucking point xD

@MasterCharlie104

8 жыл бұрын

Tom140SW So what that scene was supposed to be a joke? Man, if that's the case that was a really, really, really, really sad attempt at humour.

@palp66

8 жыл бұрын

MasterCharlie104 Ding

@Uchiha-fi4ij

8 жыл бұрын

MasterCharlie104 Some of the OT humor isn't that great either.

3:13 that part will always make me laugh, Obi-Wan yeeting himself out a window without hesitation will forever be a gem

At least this Romance was not as fast as Twilight.

@donovan1345

4 жыл бұрын

What? It was very fast. Faster than Twilight. "Ani? I will always remember you as that little boy from Tatooine." Two days later, "I love you Anakin." lol

I think Anakin's character was extremely well written and well portrayed by Hayden Christensen in AotC and RotS, let me tell you why. Anakin spent his whole childhood as a slave, working for others, not knowing life outside his slaverly, until one day, out of the blue along comes a jedi who tells him he is the "chosen one", and it is his destiny to fullfill some long ancient prophecy which he has never heard of. Suddenly, all this responsibility and expectations is shunned onto him whether he wanted it or not. Now in the process of everyone telling him he is too old, too emotional, he isnt this chosen one etc. etc. he is forced to leave the only person who has ever loved him or cared for him; his mother. Fast forward through his jedi training, he is constantly told he is of great importance, and will one day bring balance to the force, yet he is constantly treated like a child, an arrogant hooligan and is chastised by the jedi council. They want to control him to bring about their own ends. He invisions his mothers own death, who ultimatley dies in his arms, and when he dreams of losing the only other woman he has ever loved (Padme) he is desperate to stop it from happening. Can you blame him for his sudden fall from grace, when the only person who ever comes across as caring for him and listening to him is ultimately Palpatine? Weather or not Palpatine was feeding him lies, from Anakins view, he was the only person apart from Obi-Wan who treated him as an equal (albeit sometimes obi-wan was a bit of a dick towards him). Whenever I hear people complaining that Anakin was written as a whiny, arrogant character I always argue, "what do you expect"? He was a nobody, a child slave who was thrust into this life, with the weight of expectation of an entire galaxy placed on his shoulders. The prequal films perfectly illustrate Anakins early life, and his eventual fall to the dark side.

@Mizerri

8 жыл бұрын

+Adam Marks KZread comments should be made more visible, or at least optionally filtered, based on the number of coherent sentences in them.

@Marshall_Thompson

8 жыл бұрын

Pretty much every Tyrant of repute that I can think of started off as a whiny traumatized little boy whose Mommy told them that they were special. So yeah, Anakin's character is very believable.

@redfan369

8 жыл бұрын

+Adam Marks Except his whininess is unjustified, because he gets pretty much everything he ever dreamed of as a child. Become a Jedi? Check. Visit strange and interesting places throughout the galaxy? Check. Have adventures? Check. What the hell does he have to be whiny about? Oh, Obi-Wan sometimes is overbearing and the Council chastise him for being an arrogant dick? Well, he is an arrogant dick. And his complaints about Obi-Wan are so exaggerated that it makes me want to roll my eyes. And he wasn't forced to leave his mother. He chose to. He could have stayed on Tatooine. He could have become a professional pod racer or something and earned enough money to free his mother. Instead, he chose to become a Jedi. Now, maybe he was too young to really make that choice and he had Qui-Gon and his mother pushing him, but he did make it. And from a writing perspective, shouldn't we sympathise with this character who will eventually turn dark? Anakin is utterly unsympathetic. He's creepy, whiny, arrogant, convinced he's always right and unpleasant. I was just cheering for him to die because I found him so repellant. Another failure is the relationship between him and Obi-Wan; it's all told, not shown. The films talk about how the relationship between them is close, almost like brothers, but we never see that. We just see an arrogant dick and the unfortunate man who's forced to teach him.

@MetaI4Brains

8 жыл бұрын

+Adam Marks Hayden Christensen's portrayal of a selfish kid may have been accurate, but that's exactly why people hated it. No one wanted to see Darth Vader, the biggest badass in the galaxy, as a whiny brat. From the originals, we were led to believe that Anakin was a noble and respected warrior, but in the prequels he was the complete opposite. And in the end, Anakin isn't seduced by the dark side, he gets tricked into it.

@TheYasmineFlower

8 жыл бұрын

+T. Wiggins Sadly, we have to face the truth: Every biggest badass in the galaxy was once a whiny brat.

clones can actually aim

@regwilliam5691

8 жыл бұрын

+Patrik Nessbo Yea somthing tells me he thinks clone troopers are the same as storm troopers

@COGjedi117

8 жыл бұрын

The reason why storm troopers can't is because of the damn helmets.

@Alexdengmusic

8 жыл бұрын

+Patrik Nessbo Or that most of the storm troopers are now recruits and not the original clones of Jango Fett.

@xavigarcia9372

8 жыл бұрын

You know dude In real life is pretty hard to shoot, that's why the wars aren't like call of duty

@JJtoob

8 жыл бұрын

+Patrik Nessbo Well, who trained the storm troopers, who came before the storm troopers to train them to shoot?

God rewatching the romance scenes now that I'm older They're some of the funniest fucking pieces of dialogue in existence

When you need a black character, just call 1-800-Samuel L Jackson

@coffeeenjoyer9099

4 жыл бұрын

every show needs a black character to "prove they're not racist" lol

@Moyphy

4 жыл бұрын

He didn’t say “motherfucker” enough

@BoleDaPole

2 жыл бұрын

He actually does say it, while he is falling from the building but it's so quiet that the human ear cannot hear it and you need specialized equipment to even detect it , but it's there.

@kennykiller

Жыл бұрын

​@@BoleDaPole ENGliiiiisssshhhhhmotheerrrfucckkkkkaaaaSPLAT

I love how "cuz it sounds like you want to f**k me with your lightsaber." was the 69th sin.

@alexcooper7230

7 жыл бұрын

LOL!

@jyatsko89

7 жыл бұрын

Lightsabre sex sounds very, very scary lol. 😏

@jbiehlable

7 жыл бұрын

And probably painful...

@ejedwards988

7 жыл бұрын

You know someone out there is into that.

@hydrogendiamond5830

7 жыл бұрын

And currently you have 69 likes. I'm not gonna like this only to preserve the comedy.

Jedi mind trick: "You want to go home and rethink your life." Obi-wan says that to someone he feels has made poor life choices with no guidance on making better ones. How do we know that when he rethinks his life he won't decide "Ya know, the slave trade is where the REAL money is!'?

@Carl-gx7lt

5 жыл бұрын

The worst part is that his species is the only one imune to the negative effect of deathsticks

@KnakuanaRka

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he should at least explain why he thinks those life choices are poor, to give him guidance and advice!

@alucard8464

5 жыл бұрын

That guy actually turned his life around and became a doctor, not even joking

@BoleDaPole

2 жыл бұрын

I it's implied that to rethink ones life is to find ways to make it better, not worse.

3:34 "WHO SENT YOU PROBE" 😂 Dying

@WilliamAftonstudios

4 жыл бұрын

Beep boop beep Traduccion: i will never talk

@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780

3 жыл бұрын

@@WilliamAftonstudios you translation

@starfull8808

3 жыл бұрын

TALK PROBE, TALK!!!

It never really clicks to me that the Queen is Luke’s Mom until now

@starwarsfan4208

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh 😂

@itwontcomeout5678

4 жыл бұрын

When you realize Carrie Fisher is the daughter of Natalie Portman, and therefore Natalie Portman is Debbie Reynolds Also Harrison Ford is Hayden Christiansen’s son-in-law

@JacksenRose

4 жыл бұрын

The queen served two terms, then stopped being queen and became a senator, so her kids are not prince and princess. Leia is a princess because of her adoptive parents. Luke isnt a prince because he wasnt adopted by royalty. I've only seen the movies once so I hope I got that right

@Iliadic

4 жыл бұрын

@@itwontcomeout5678 Ow

@shawerful5209

4 жыл бұрын

Luke is a prince.

I would just like to point out that Obi Wan canonically ruined that drug dealers life resulting in his death, just by manipulating his mind like that.

@FunnieApple

4 жыл бұрын

Where are you getting your info? I haven't found anything that says that's what happened to him

@shrike6243

4 жыл бұрын

*citation need (No seriously, I'm genuinely interested.)

@thatonekid640

4 жыл бұрын

bigbaddawg101 I think they were shot by someone who they owed money to

@shrike6243

4 жыл бұрын

@Xicor The Lit God Thanks!

@thatonekid640

4 жыл бұрын

Xicor The Lit God oh I didn’t know that lol

Clones are not stormtroopers and therefore do not have the same aim. Get. Your. Shit. TOGETHER.

@owenpo1417

8 жыл бұрын

+Maxum For people who ONLY watch the movies, it would be common to make that assumption. There are people who don't watch the cartoons or look things up, that and Cinemasins expects movies to hold itself together without outside sources like books, wiki page, or television series.

@kakamaru5

8 жыл бұрын

+Owen Po but movies SHOULD hold themselves together without outside sources. If the movie can't explain everything it needs to without people leaving the theater confused, then it has failed as a MOVIE. Just because a book, TV show, or wiki page explains it doesn't mean the MOVIE hasn't failed it's job.

@owenpo1417

8 жыл бұрын

WalkUpSlowlyDownSmash I never said it shouldn't.

@kakamaru5

8 жыл бұрын

Owen Po​ you said "Cinamesins expects... Etc" implying that you think otherwise. Apologies for misunderstanding. 

@owenpo1417

8 жыл бұрын

WalkUpSlowlyDownSmash Apology accepted. My choice of word was rather misleading.

10:14 [VISIBLE CONFUSION]

2:11 “So let’s have kids together” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

God, this movie is so much painfully missed potential. It has GOOD ideas bogged down by shitty writing and directing. The idea of a forbidden jedi romance could have worked wonders if Anakin and Padme didn't have the chemistry of two chairs stacked on top of each other. No, wait, the chemistry of a bad drawing of two chairs stacked on top of each other.

@clairelally5236

7 жыл бұрын

Patrick Bever-Chritton Why couldn't Luke and Leia's parents have both been Jedis? A romance between two padawans would have been interesting and they would have had a valid reason for spending so much time together. Also, it would have provided a valid explanation for why they threw caution to the wind and continued a forbidden relationship. The female character would have been more likely to do that if she had been as young or younger than Anakin when they started a relationship. Padme was a strong and independent adult woman when they started their relationship, so her willingness to enter into an unsanctioned union was completely out of character.

@silverblade357

7 жыл бұрын

This should have been the first movie. Anakin should have introduced as a man torn between the order and a normal life. Padme should have been an otherwise normal woman, but someone that made a connection that tempted him with love and passion. Palpatine should have made an early connection as a parental figure outside the order driving him to pursue what pleased him. This would have made his secret family more compelling and his turn to the dark side more suspenseful. Kinda sad that this is what we got.

@clairelally5236

7 жыл бұрын

silverblade357 No, then we would have missed out on Darth Maul.

@silverblade357

7 жыл бұрын

Claire Lally Luke and Leia were naturals due to having one proficient Jedi parent. Then there's canon characters like Galen Marek, who was born between two rogue Jedi and ripped capital ships out of the atmosphere with his mind. Padme should have been somebody more down to earth, not a princess or senator, but someone that would tempt the stoic apprentice to pursue passion despite it being forbidden.

@TheWheezingSeeker

7 жыл бұрын

silverblade357 starkiller isn't canon

It's coarse, rough, irritating, and it gets everywhere -- just like all the dialogue in this movie.

@GaliMimusify

8 жыл бұрын

And his personality

@primusvsunicron1

7 жыл бұрын

And his acting

@nickolasbuonarati7531

6 жыл бұрын

PrimusVsUnicron all things considered, Christensen nailed the acting. Blame Lucas for shitty scriptwritingz

@davidnoble8002

4 жыл бұрын

Actually, some people may overlook that part and forget that Darth Vader has never been seen on Tattoine again after episode 3.

@chrisalvarez4575

4 жыл бұрын

David Noble He went back to Tatooine after ESB to find out the truth on why his son was so weak

I’m saddened he didn’t add like 100 sins for the sand line.

@justanotherbaptistjew5659

3 жыл бұрын

That was the best line in the whole trilogy. In all actuality though, it seemed like it was supposed to be an awkward line, but it wasn’t played like that at all and kind of ruined it.

@seniorschmidtty8650

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@andrewhaney405

2 жыл бұрын

I'm. not

@nowilltolive4123

2 жыл бұрын

@Aurelia please commit eat Dorito vertically.

@costicevei4091

2 жыл бұрын

@@nowilltolive4123 no u

I'm sorry, but the silverware sin kills me EVERY time i hear it. My god. The line and the delivery are PERFECT

You forgot to mention the absolute whopper sin of "It's one of the finest clone armies we've ever produced"----how many more armies are out there?

@almarianthecruel8218

5 жыл бұрын

Rick Johnson this would only be discussed in the darth plaigus book, wherein they made another clone army to be used to attack a/the Jedi temple from some sort of lizard race that only really makes a appearance in that book

@alphacat77

5 жыл бұрын

Pharic Word bearers sorceror and is mostly likely non canon anymore

@thomasjackson6971

5 жыл бұрын

Alpha Cat77 it isn’t, thank god

@almarianthecruel8218

5 жыл бұрын

Alpha Cat77 because Disney didn't have the foresight to go "hey these books are really good, we should use these for our movies/shows" I would have killed to see a darth plaigus movie, hell they could have also used the thrawn trilogy to show us just how good he was, considering he used what was, in essence, a half dead empire with a few star destroyers to take on the new republic, and almost WIN

@almarianthecruel8218

5 жыл бұрын

Thomas Jackson and why are you happy that it isn't cannon?

0:50 I know I know, "Books don't count" but the official reasoning is that the Jedi organized local militia whenever there was an uprising, and usually they were small enough for that to work. The movie doesn't explain it and that's a massive no-no, but I'm just putting out the explanation for people who might find it interesting.

@DrakoVongola11

8 жыл бұрын

+erttheking That's no longer canon though, the EU was all retconned away. Which is perhaps the greatest sin of all since it means KOTOR is no longer canon to the Star Wars universe o-o

@berndberndsen5680

8 жыл бұрын

+DrakoVongola11 You know, I can deal with KOTOR not being canon but KOTOR II is where it starts pissing me off. Kreia is possibly my favorite Star Wars character.

@baigandinel7956

8 жыл бұрын

+DrakoVongola11 Some people aren't quite certain what canon means. Not being canon does not make it off limits for speculation, when there is NO contrary source. Secondly, what Disney did in the Episode VII era, cannot retroactively make Episode II worse storytelling; it must be judged by the stories then in existence.

@joshlynn6195

8 жыл бұрын

Just imagine what a Brazilian parent thought about these names when they watched the English version.

@SIRslipperyasp91

8 жыл бұрын

+Bernd Berndsen My nigga! The sith lords is possibly the best video game of the 2000s and Kreia is certainly the best female character in all of video games.

"Buuuut we don't spend much time on aiming practice. " I'm dead😂😂

"i dont like sand its coarse and rough and irritating" me: takes out darth vader with pocket sand

SPOILERS I think the relationship of Finn and Rey is 1000x better than the Padme and Anakin one. I mean they aren't in love, but they do care for eachother, and they didn't try to shove it down our throats, very similar to Han and Leia, it grows over the course of 3 movies, and not 20 minutes.

@sunchipsluvah4057

8 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@asare240

8 жыл бұрын

THIS. I hate, HATE, the romance in the prequels. They have zero chemistry, terrible dialogue, rushed as hell, and all the creepy smiles and staring...Jesus Christ.

@CashMoneyGold

8 жыл бұрын

+Elias Gonzalez "You gotta boyfrien'? Cute boyfrien'?

@guilhermehank4938

8 жыл бұрын

+Elias Gonzalez I agree completely. And there are assholes that say that the prequels are better than The Force Awakens. Ahahahahaha-no...

@rodrigocastro3394

8 жыл бұрын

+Guilherme Almeida those people are in deathsticks

Yoda can't sense the darkside from Palpatine because he can conceal it, this is known as Force Stealth and is not an easy thing to do. Palpatine was the most powerful user of this technique.

@SophiaLilithUwU

8 жыл бұрын

+Cloud Strife Luckily the movies explain this. Oh wait, they don't. It's funny because the prequels are full of those little holes that don't make any sense, until somebody pulls an explanation out of the Extended Universe's ass. Good thing the EU was written off canon.

@hockeydrums4376

8 жыл бұрын

These are made as if it is any and all things outside of the movies don't exsist

@DarthScosha

8 жыл бұрын

DarklordAbraxas Good point, the video is about the movie, not the franchise.

@SophiaLilithUwU

8 жыл бұрын

HockeyDrums Guess what, they don't matter. Because plot holes in movies don't get an excuse just because some other sources explain them. CinemaSins have always been like this. It's about the fucking movies and in order to enjoy a movie, I should not have to fucking play a video game or read a comic. Also, the Extended Universe was written of canon. So apparently even the guys behind Star Wars don't think they matter.

@SophiaLilithUwU

8 жыл бұрын

Cloud Strife Indeed. You get it.

“The chancellor doesn’t seem to be corrupt” “Ha ha ha ha ha” Gee... sounds awful familiar... at least after the 2020 debate.

“Discount CGI cloud city”....Ah yes..the negotiator

Maybe the one time we can't say "Still a better love story than Twilight"

@oddballskull1941

8 жыл бұрын

Nope sorry. Not even with this one. Twilight will never be surpassed in its blatent stupidity

@MP-nq9ht

8 жыл бұрын

Wrong.

@andrewabbey3669

8 жыл бұрын

"My Immortal" the fanfic?

@jamesvandervegt1061

8 жыл бұрын

It's still a better love story than Twilight.

@oddballskull1941

8 жыл бұрын

Ill settle this. What did twilight have that star wars didn't Love triangle. ❤🔺 There. That should settle it right?

This movie could have ended in 20 minutes if the jedi had listened to Padme about Dooku being behind it.

@daverobson3084

6 жыл бұрын

Latz And they never explain where she got that bit of information. It seemed like it was just" someone tried to kill me. MUST be one of my political opponents, and it MUST be this one political opponent." Because? Why?

@thatguy5876

5 жыл бұрын

Dave Robson because something something the force something

@rosePetrichor

5 жыл бұрын

But don't you see? Dooku was a Jedi, assassinating someone isn't in his character. Jedi have never turned to the dark side before. Not once.

I love how when Obi-Wan jumps through the window how much air time he gets AFTER going through it. Hell, sign him up for the Jedi Olympics!

We are peacekeepers not soldiers Also is referred to as Generals. I mean ok

@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780

3 жыл бұрын

the same man slices a dudes head off

@BoleDaPole

2 жыл бұрын

It's called receiving a war-time promotion. The republic didn't have a war for a long time and the jedi where the most skilled combatants they had, it's only natural to have them lead the armies. especially when such a large army just gets plopped into your lap, you might not have enough military leaders.

The Jedi clearly don't understand what the word "balance" means. It doesn't mean eliminating one side, it means putting both sides on equal standing. The Jedi are currently the dominant side of the Force in the galaxy, so bringing balance would be either making them weaker, the Sith stronger, or some combination of the two.

@VideoGameLova1

7 жыл бұрын

I suppose that was the point, to show how poorly the Jedi once upheld their own ideologies and in turn caused their own downfall.

@myself2noone

6 жыл бұрын

Just based on what I know about the religion the Jedi are based on I can tell that that's bunk. The Jedi are the balance, the Sith are the imbalance. This is balanced only in the sense that Fox news uses the word. Sure the writing here is crap, but you don't need to invent ways to make bad writing good.

@banazir8645

6 жыл бұрын

@Eddie the Head So what you're saying is that the film, which is marketed primarily to Western audiences, uses "balance" in a way that most Westerners never use it and are unlikely to be familiar with, in a context where the ordinary, extremely common metaphorical meaning of "balance" (equality or parity between two opposing sides or options, e.g., a "balanced budget" or "balanced videogame factions"; not just "the sense Fox news uses the word" but the sense almost EVERY Westerner uses the word when discussing concepts rather than physical objects) would be more accurate to what actually happens than the Eastern meaning? Maybe, but if so, that just makes the writers idiots for using terms in ways where they're guaranteed to be misinterpreted by 95% of the target audience. You might as well have Obi Wan say that the Death Star is "terrific," and then expect people to know that he means "terrific" in the archaic sense where it means "big and terrifying."

@majilliscath9739

6 жыл бұрын

Eddie the Head for more reference light and dark are two side of the same coin inder the theory of the "One Force" where there is no light normdark side but only decision on how you use your power. Two cases in the expanded universe where users of the dark and light used them in tandem one being Galen Marek (and his clones) and Revan. Revan and his followers we're actually from what I have seen a neo-je'daii (je'daii being the first organized order of force users that worshiped the idols of Ashla [Light] and Bogan [Dark] and Bendu [Balance] And the Jedi and Sith orders were formed during the schism of the Je'daii order that was started by egotistical Ashla followers that saw.no reason for Bogan. What they failed to realize is that by placing morals around power they caused imballance themselves and the subsequent great schism that followed. And instead of understanding Bogan they called it a path of evil. If you really look at the Jedi and Sith you will see that they both one thing, galactic peace though it differs info how that is achieved, a galactic democratic republic or a totaltarian Empire, and there are arguments for both sides, a republic will allow for free will which will also mean more crime but more open source for the exchange of ideas like we see in capitalism, competition leads to better products. With an Empire the fear of an iron fist deters crime and any criminals in league with sith are nothing more than pawns to be eliminated later as they are bottom feeders essentially in the eyes of the Sith along with really anyone not a sith, people become a commodity but free will is also encouraged under the ideas of Bogan, where no questions should be left unanswered which can of course lead to atrocities in the name of science as we saw in Nazi Germany. But more importantly under the sith code, the strongest survive and the new replaces the old, which means if left unmolested by outside influences each new leader.of the sith will.be stronger and the empire will strengthen as well. Proof of their ideal working outside of the rule of two is the Golden age of the sith when the Jedi exiles found the actual sith race and culture and were quickly adopted into through their mastery of the force that they had never seen before until then. They were quickly put into stations of high authority and when the time was right the sith king Hakragram Graush.

@frankdees507

6 жыл бұрын

Dj Quinn Yea, from a certain point of view lol

I'm Dutch and I'm gonna see the movie in 15.5 hours in Amsterdam! Can't wait!

@kordarron3501

8 жыл бұрын

Lucky!

@dennisfeijns2804

8 жыл бұрын

Ja ik ook! HYPE

@luc3932

8 жыл бұрын

+#Super Awesome ga dan niet reageren

@quintenweits7694

8 жыл бұрын

+iqvan007 zo fucking jaloers XD

@iqvan007

8 жыл бұрын

***** :)

- 100 for ewan mcgregor -30 for padme being hot - 30 for duku being bad ass - 15 for jango fett - 30 for lightsabers -50 for memes -100 for yoda being bad ass - 30 for nostalgia-75 for jar jar only being in for like two minutes

I’ve always wandered about if the imperial army’s armor is actually made of plastic in the movies

@theminerboy5694

4 жыл бұрын

Potato Gamer it’s probably paper, because ewok arrows can penetrate it.

@queenofqueen-4598

2 жыл бұрын

mass produced stuff like that armor sucks

IS THERE A BONUS ROUND FOR EACH TIME PADME CHANGES HAIRS?

How is Padme NOT older than Anakin, when she was a teen or a young adult when he was like 12 in the first movie? Their romance is very uncomfortable as it is.

@Canaris3

8 жыл бұрын

+Yukime “cherry blossom” Hime Nigga what ?? Padme was 14 in the first movie and Anakin was ~8-10.. How the fuck 4 year difference is "very uncomfortable" ??

@sakuracardcaptor4709

8 жыл бұрын

Canaris3 Really? Sure didn't look 14 at all. She looked more like 18 or older.

@Canaris3

8 жыл бұрын

Yukime Hime According to canon, she was 14. Obviously she was played by much older actor.

@sakuracardcaptor4709

8 жыл бұрын

Canaris3 Well the movie portrayed her much older.

@wrochonmark

8 жыл бұрын

+Yukime “cherry blossom” Natalie Portman was 17 when the movie came out so probably 16 while filming

For those of you wondering how Padme went from Queen to senator, it's because Naboo's king/queen is elected (don't ask me how that works) and with term limits. She even mentions in the movie that she is only a senator now because the new queen asked her to.

0:34 I thought this was basic and everyone understands this, but she served her term as queen. After a new queen was elected she moved on to senator. And 1:04 I’m sure the most powerful Sith that ever lived would be able to hide his abilities

No sin for "obvious 50s Earth diner in galaxy far, far away"?

@gurvmlk

8 жыл бұрын

That's the "Long ago," part of the slogan.

@calebcollinsmusic8407

6 жыл бұрын

I know what you mean but humans that speak English drive the narrative. A diner isn’t meant to be taken so seriously.

Anakin brings balance to the force by reducing the number of force users in the galaxy to two Jedi and two Sith. I don't know how they thought this could end any other way...

@kwleeds

8 жыл бұрын

Who were the two and two?

@DirtPoorWargamer

8 жыл бұрын

Obi-wan\Yoda, Palpatine\Vader. I don't count Luke and Leia yet. And I'm willing to admit the numbers may not be 2 and 2, the point is, he brought the number of Jedi down to the point that the Sith population was similar.

@xXOPT1CSXxHD

8 жыл бұрын

+Wells what about ahsoka tano?

@DirtPoorWargamer

8 жыл бұрын

***** Reread my last post. I admitted the exact numbers probably aren't 2 and 2. The point is the populations are approximately equal.

@xXOPT1CSXxHD

8 жыл бұрын

Wells oh okay

so many people hateeee this movie 😭 it's one of my favorites cause i loved it when i was a little kid. ig im attached to nostalgia

@slurpnburp5487

4 жыл бұрын

i sense the force in you. it is a good movie but i like more revenge of the sith

@onlanded

4 жыл бұрын

Shreknuts Boi revenge of the sith is my favorite too. since i grew up in a whole different time and saw the prequels first, i like the prequels and the new trilogy more than the originals

@slurpnburp5487

4 жыл бұрын

@@onlanded actually i don't like the new trilogy i like the originals but the prequels are the best ones

@Howlingburd19

4 жыл бұрын

saucehouse you have a shitty taste in movies if you think the Prequels or Sequels are better than the Originals xD

@onlanded

4 жыл бұрын

Howling Burd19 not a shitty taste just a different one

actually, Jedi mind tricks worked one other time, when Luke used them on jabba’s bouncer in return of the jedi

Actually Luke used mindtricka succesfully on Bib Fortuna in Return Of The Jedi ^^

@GeneralBoss333

8 жыл бұрын

De wanna wanga?

@alexanderfix3629

8 жыл бұрын

+Bin Bag De wanna wiego

@adamfrisk956

7 жыл бұрын

NNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDD!!!!

@frankdees507

6 жыл бұрын

Archangel71 😂😂😂

"Bomb was timed to explode at the moment of jinxing" is still one of my favorite sins ever

7:55 This is the actual part that foreshadowed his turning point to the dark side.

Everyone's way too overly critical of CGI, it's like it's become one of society's top ten things to automatically bitch about. Just be glad the prequels aren't B-Movies on the SyFy channel, then I'd understand.

@alphamone

8 жыл бұрын

+Michael Moen I have found that some people seem to think that CGI is some magic "press this button to make a monster" computer thing (including some movie executives, given the origins of the problems causing several special effects studios to go bankrupt recently). It's like they forget that people still have to handcraft the objects being rendered. Hell, quite a lot of CGI involves 3d scanning physical models anyway, and CGI can allow for far more complex movement for far cheaper (because doing cabless models requires that they be able to stand on their own and have enough space for all machinery, which limits the sorts of creature that can be done that way)

@brandonlyon730

8 жыл бұрын

I agree, these also seem to forget about terrible practical effects, or how some makeup and effects can be very painful to the actors and cost tons of money and time.

@harrietamidala1691

8 жыл бұрын

+alphamone Yeah, I think the complaints about CGI are not fair to the people who actually work to create CGI creatures and worlds. It might not be as impressive as seeing practical effects at work, but there are people who are doing this for a living.

@Jake.warren251

8 жыл бұрын

+harrietamidala1691 Movies have budgets of over $500 million dollars today. There is no excuse for a lack of practical effects.

@brandonlyon730

8 жыл бұрын

The highest budgeted movie ever was Pirates and the Caribbean 3 at 260 million dollars. Besides just throwing in practical effects don't magically make movies better, if the script sucks before then it will still suck again. And sometimes cgi is used as a creative choice or that their is limitations that even the best practical effect can't do.

Waaaaait a Moment. There was a Kaminoan sitting in the council in Episode I. How the hell did they forget about HIM, a Jedi Master with a seat in the council, AND his home planet?

@thebandit0256

7 жыл бұрын

*Ding 25 sins were added during this video*

@SalvLav

7 жыл бұрын

Apparently that wasnt a Kaminoan

@barackobama6715

7 жыл бұрын

Sins for you guys thinking that was a Kaminoan.

@sherrybernard462

6 жыл бұрын

If you watch the Robot Chicken three parts for Yarael Poof you can see a comical outcome of what he did and what happened to him.

@MaCabaret

6 жыл бұрын

He’s not a kaminoan. I forget what species he is.

Jar Jar should have 20 sins for every scene he's in

@harlock6737

3 жыл бұрын

He is the best part of the prequels bro

@troppie7823

3 жыл бұрын

@@harlock6737 Jango

@0kk812

3 жыл бұрын

@@bilbobaggins9451 disliking Rey is so 2016

@theraiden1018

2 жыл бұрын

@UCE0u6t9FzqPW0h5LqSaKOMg they’re both shit. Now shut the fuck up

It's so good to see that, this year I'll also using CinemaVariety to watching that

Luke and Leia are proof that at least some ins and outs are happening

Electoral monarchies are a historical reality. Nordic people used to elect their kings. A king or queen who's elected is still a king or a queen. It doesn't have to be a hereditary title.

@donovan1345

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, there is a history of kings and queens being elected. But you really should ask yourself, would you elected a 14 year old girl into the highest form of office on the planet? Logically, it should be someone more experienced and mature.

@matebodo2685

4 жыл бұрын

@@donovan1345 People elect young kings/queens in an attemt to control them.

@davidhonez8859

4 жыл бұрын

@@donovan1345 do they ever state her age?

@tomkay4881

3 жыл бұрын

And it's a different, fictional world

@nthgth

3 жыл бұрын

Then those are not kings, they're prime ministers, presidents, or governors

“Amazing, every word of what you just said... was wrong.”

@joebuck4957

4 жыл бұрын

Haha you said the same thing about Phantom Menace and both these movies have plenty of sins.

I knew I wasn’t the only one who thought Anakin was a creepy ass mofo in these movies

*i don't like sand it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere* I thought he was called Anakin not sand

Yes, Naboo DOES INDEED "just elect people and call them queens". That's EXACTLY what they do! lmao:DD

@tobybartels8426

8 жыл бұрын

Not only that, but you can see this explained in an excerpt that appears in one of the Cinema Sins videos for Episode I. If the Cinema Sinner is so bored by politics that he can't pay attention to what's being said about it in his own videos, fine, but then why ask all these questions about politics now?

@SWHalo2

8 жыл бұрын

Why the hell would a society elect a teenager to be their queen?

@COYM_1908

8 жыл бұрын

Man 0 all Js She was a bright young woman at that age already and Naboo has a history of young leaders. She was already a politician at that point, so why not? On earth a 14-year-old would never be elected, but Naboo is different.

@QrazyQuarian

8 жыл бұрын

Okay, yes: in the lore queens are elected and serve terms, then step down from power. But that's not what a queen does. That's like me buying ice cream and calling it a creme brulee. Queen and what she was is completely different. I don't care that it's in another galaxy far far away, terminology is terminology. And don't give me that BS about how they don't speak English in that galaxy; translations can still differentiate between Queen and Prime Minister/President. You can't just call something one thing that it clearly isn't and expect us to be okay with it.

@namngo6195

8 жыл бұрын

+Psionic Phazon actually there are historical examples of elective monarch, like Holy Roman Empire or Polish Commonwealth (but the monarch rules until he/she dies, not abdicates after some term)

Here's the thing. This is the ONLY starwars movie Ive fallen asleep in

@JesperKanalen

4 жыл бұрын

ok?

@BabysitterSky

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah when I binge them this one always feels three longest lol

@overactiveimagination9647

4 жыл бұрын

@@BabysitterSky cuz its so boring. The politics talk just drones on and on. Its like a filler episode of an anime.

@AyanKhan-og3sd

3 жыл бұрын

Because you were waiting too much for the action ?

Now this is a avengers level threat.

So the people of Naboo elect a monarch, referred to as "King" or "Queen". But Padme is now part of the wider Republic government, in which she is a Senator. It really does seem odd now that I'm actually explaining it, but it's simple enough

@therealeifel105

7 жыл бұрын

They also purposely elect barely pubescent teenagers because they are too "innocent" to do anything bad....Clearly Naboo doesn't have Game of Thrones.

@ejiroakamune6620

7 жыл бұрын

+Nate The Roman empire had elected their monarch and other places.

@ejiroakamune6620

7 жыл бұрын

+therealelifel105 They tested them before hand,and it was a long process before they vote for the new queen from a select few.

@jamtex2

7 жыл бұрын

Certain Polish kings have been elected as well. The first one was Henry III of France (Henryk Walezy). Only nobility (szlachta) was allowed to vote. Still, it was a form of democracy (demokracja szlachecka)

@Szymmich

7 жыл бұрын

Do you consider the Athenian democracy to be a form of oligarchy or democracy? Roughly the same percentage of the population enjoyed suffrage in ancient Athens and in the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth.

“Sex isn’t possible because senators have senator parts and Jedi have Jedi parts!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Him saying this is the only time the mind trick ever works stinks of a particular ignorance of the clone wars

Using parsecs as a measurement of time... that is a sin in itself

Actually mind tricks work in Phantom Menace. Liam Neeson uses them on CGI Brian Blessed Frog

@masere

7 жыл бұрын

And in RoTJ when Luke used them on Bib Fortuna.

@smartwicks2051

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah but it didn't work

@TheItzal11

6 жыл бұрын

plus that is one of the funniest exchanges in this film if anything he should have dinged it then removed one for sheer laughter it provoked. It's the look on the guys face that really sells it though

@ralphgoodman4670

6 жыл бұрын

MichaelLeroi he wasn't weak-minded, he knew what Qui-Gon was trying to do.

@evilsWa

6 жыл бұрын

You guys are talking about Watto. The OP is talking about when Qui Gonn used the Jedi Mind Trick to secure a bonko when at the gungan city.

Sin for CinemaSins for not giving the "sand" line 100 times.

Geez, Anakin really has so many red flags when it comes to being toxic, abusive, possessive in a relationship. Which turns out to be very true.

“It will never work out because Senators have Senators parts and Jedis have Jedis parts” Lmao 🤣

I always felt Padme was cock teasing the shit out of Anakin in this movie with all the revealing sexy as hell outfits. I also understood why Jedi couldn't couldn't knock boots because of their code, but why can't Padme be banging guys left and right? Was there some bylaw in her senator handbook that said, " as a senator you must be chase"? This whole love story felt so wrong on so many level that made me think that the Han Leia romance in the original trilogy was written and directed by someone other then Lucas.

@jbvader721

8 жыл бұрын

+steeltimberwolf Empire Strikes Back was directed and written by other people that weren't George Lucas. Specifically director Irwin Kershner and write Lawrence Kasdan (who is co-writing "The Force Awakens") Lucas only wrote the first draft and served as executive producer. Kasdan touched up Lucas' script to make everything more believeable and less...cheesy.

@marthia8015

8 жыл бұрын

+steeltimberwolf Maybe Padme just didn't want to get caught up in a scandal about a Jedi breaking his moral code? Don't get me wrong, she wouldn't really do anything wrong herself, but assuming that Naboo's news reporters are in any way similar to the ones on earth, they would blow this up to a massive scandal. She can't really marry Anakin, so it would have to be a forbidden affair, even if it isn't technically forbidden for her.

I think the thing with the bring balance to the force was siding with the dark side. I mean think about it. There are tons of jedi in the prequels and like 2 siths. How else would he balance stuff? By evening out the odds. The jedi were just to stupid to realize that.

@teregrinpook3835

8 жыл бұрын

"The prophecy of the Chosen One was a Jedi legend that foretold the coming of a being who would bring balance to the Force. In the decades before the Clone Wars, the Chosen One was born in the form of Anakin Skywalker, who was said to have been conceived by the midi-chlorians. Skywalker brought balance to the Force during the Battle of Endor when, having been redeemed from the dark side, he killed the Sith Lord Darth Sidious. *This act led to his own death, destroying the Sith and restoring balance*" starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Chosen_One

@GoldVixen

8 жыл бұрын

+GoodwinGhost While I think +Teregrin Pook explained very well the prophecy as concocted by Lucas, Lucas (or whoever it was gave him the idea of the prophecy and the Force being out of balance) was an idiot for not looking up the definition of "balance" in a dictionary. The way the Star Wars movies end with all 2 of the Sith dying or being killed, you'd think that the word 'balance' means without opposition. That's some major Western thinking bull going on there, made even more offensive because Lucas depicts Jedi as a kind of space Buddhists, with the Zen and harmony and meditation, distancing themselves from emotions, etc. To miss or deliberately ignore the Yin Yang principle is a super rookie mistake. I am skeptical that 2 piddly Sith would have enough 'dark' inside to balance the 'light' how many dozens of Jedi, not even including the Padowan children. Plus, even if they were, as soon as those 2 Sith were dead someone or something just as evil would be brought into play or created, since Eastern philosophy doesn't believe in a vacuum of power, nor would the 'light' side fill in the void that used to be 'dark'. That's impossible and stupid to boot. With the death of Darth Maul, it left open the path of the Dark Side for a Jedi or one with the potential of a Jedi. So even though it took years for Anakin to turn into a Sith Lord, the path was there and he was taking steps toward that end - and if you believe in the hard side of Fate, even if Anakin wasn't a moody, whiny, hormone-driven prat, Fate would have kept tormenting him until he turned to the Dark eventually, with or without help from Palpatine. There's also the possibility of a person with the potential to be a Jedi, who had never been noticed by the Jedi or trained, to have a traumatic experience and the ability to use the Force just busting open like a dam, overwhelming the person so they are not capable of controlling their emotions and the Force, and thus becoming a 'dark' power to fill in the void. But the way Lucas writes it, bringing 'balance to the Force' is more like destroying the 'Dark' side so there's only 'Light' users in the entire galaxy. Yay? (Absolute power corrupts, absolutely.)

@Primalxbeast

8 жыл бұрын

+GoodwinGhost Yeah, that always bugged me. Why couldn't the jedi figure out that when they had the most power, bring balance would be a bad thing?

@vegetalss4

8 жыл бұрын

+Primalxbeast Because the light side is the force in balance, while the dark side is the force unbalanced. That is before Anakin fell to the dark side: 1000's of strong points in the force (approximately) in balance and more or less influential on the galaxy as a whole + around 2 strong points completely out of balance. After he fell: 2 strong points in the force in balance and 2 2 strong points completely out of balance and in charge of the galaxy as a whole. The latter isn't really more balanced than the former.

@Marshall_Thompson

8 жыл бұрын

The Jedi believe in bringing Justice to all, and the Sith believe in letting their passions and desires control their actions. One strives to mantain balance and the other strives to keep things in their own favor. The Jedi believe that as long as the Sith exist the Force can never be in true balance because the Sith use the force to enact tyranny and take whatever they want which directly contradicts the Jedi philosophy of harmony between all living things.

Actually, there's a very reasonable explanation as to why Kamino was removed from the Jedi's archives. You see, back when Count Dooku was a Jedi (and just turning to Sith), he was ordered by Palpatine to kill Jedi Master Sifo-Dyas, so the Kaminoans could be bought out into installing the inhibitor chip without the Jedi knowing. After Sifo-Dyas was killed by the Pyke syndicate, Dooku removed Kamino from the Jedi's archives. The original plan was to send the clones to the Jedi after order 66 was in place, but because of Jango's carelessness, Obi-wan interrupted and Sidious had to improvise.

anyone notice that that diner looks very similar to the diner in back to the future 2

Ok, making this clear now. Balance means that two thing are equal, not one overtaking another. This is so f**king annoying every time I watch this. Like, how in the hell did the Jedi counsel, the wisest and most knowledgeable Jedi of the time, NOT see this as a threat!!!

@jakemc3347

7 жыл бұрын

7:00

@Mrjessejacob

7 жыл бұрын

I think you're wrong, i think the thing that disturbs the balance of the force in the galaxy is the dark side. The force is unbalanced due to the dark side.

@limelight3447

7 жыл бұрын

Jesse Jacob the real thing that disturbs the balance of the force is jar jar binks

@soniadenotte

7 жыл бұрын

"Jar Jar is a Sith Lord" confirmed.

@guardingdark2860

7 жыл бұрын

+Jesse Jacob I'm pretty sure he's right. There are two sides to the Force, so it makes sense that "balance" is balance between the two sides. It was the Jedi who misinterpreted the prophecy to mean "destroy the Sith". But when you think about it, Vader did exactly as expected...you went from thousands of Jedi and two sith to two Jedi (Yoda and Ben) and two Sith. Light and Dark were balanced man for man. The question then becomes, what happened to the Force after the Emperor and Vader died?

You know, I love Natalie Portman, but...damn.

@darth_kal-el

8 жыл бұрын

It's not her fault she had a director who is on the record as saying he hated working with actors. A director who doesn't know how to direct actors and terrible dialogue. I mean the over all story is a good one but George should have hired someone else to writer the script and dialogue and hired Spielberg to Direct

@a-h1n286

8 жыл бұрын

Agree

@grandwarden9994

8 жыл бұрын

lol

@darth_kal-el

8 жыл бұрын

Stagetail No he didn't. Not with the prequels. He wanted 100% full control and had no one to tell him no or to help with with anything. He could have found someone if he wanted. He could have got Kasdan to write the screenplay and could have found a director who works better with actors but he didn't want to.

@whodatninja439

8 жыл бұрын

+TheoneandonlyCrowMan Goddamn does she look good in this movie.

I wish this happened Movie: “I hate sand...” CS: “NOPE!”

7:55 “Cause it feels like you wanna f*** me up with your lightsaber, you creepy bastard” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why are you sinning clones' "poor aim"? Clones are not Stormtroopers from episodes IV-VI :v

@Dedfaction

8 жыл бұрын

+Paplokh The film makes it look like stormtroopers are clones.

@hinata47d

8 жыл бұрын

+Paplokh I'm pretty sure clones and storm troopers are the same thing.

@Beany2007FTW

8 жыл бұрын

+47D No, no, apparently some kids cartoon written five years after the fact explained it! We should all know this! Apparently.

@GaminGusTav

8 жыл бұрын

+47D well, you are wrong

@winterstorm3458

8 жыл бұрын

+47D no they are different

"Movie misses its chance to insert the lightsaber swooshing noise in this scene" lol

0:36 there was a small scene with her and Anakin that no one paid attention to that explains Naboo’s queenship only lasts two terms. It was very forgettable, I blame the screenwriters. Keep being hilarious!

@nthgth

3 жыл бұрын

Does it explain the use of the word "queen" instead of prime minister or president?

@StaellaStarr

3 жыл бұрын

@@nthgth ooo that’s a really good question! I think it’s just a title, even thought Naboo is not a Monarchy

@BoleDaPole

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh George Lucas iterally spelt it out for the audience in the TITLE CRAWL , it's explained in the first 20 seconds of the film.. Did you even watch the movie or are you just jumping on the prequal hate bandwagon because your favorite youtuber told you to?

He is right, it would have made much more sense for Aniken to be the one jumping out the window and hanging on to that probe.

They can't sense Palpatine because he's masking his signature. He's so powerful in the force that he can hide it from the Jedi.

@Capri_00

5 жыл бұрын

But not explain in the movies

@madhippy3

5 жыл бұрын

@@Capri_00 Absolutely true, but a lot isn't explained in the Original 3 either or in many series that are trying to sell books. It really isn't that surprising that the crucial details have to be bought with a 30 dollar book.

@Capri_00

5 жыл бұрын

Yes. But the point many are saying is the movie should stand on its own. Even if it is based on a book. Otherwise it should say at the beginning of the movie: "Plase read the book first."

@madhippy3

5 жыл бұрын

@@Capri_00 That is a legitimate criticism, but these aren't movies like Titanic. They aren't meant to stand alone. Adding a disclaimer like that is never going to happen.

@virion8954

5 жыл бұрын

@Afqwa If you ever have the time, read "Darth Plagueis" its one of the better now non-canon books but it explains a lot about Palpatine when he was an apprentice. Regardless I agree this movie has terrible writing/acting