Everything Wrong With Jason Bourne In 17 Minutes Or Less
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Jason Bourne brought back Matt Damon & Paul Greengrass for the franchise in what should have been a no-brainer. Instead we get a strange retread movie that is kind of lazy. It's really sad, actually.
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*patiently waits for "Everything Wrong With The Bee Movie"*
@benjaminf
7 жыл бұрын
Stevie Jackson but every ding is replaced with bee
@_w3irdpanda_326
7 жыл бұрын
Stevie Jackson YES and a bonus round for everytime they say bee 😂
@alexbennett7113
7 жыл бұрын
Stevie Jackson but nothing is wrong with the bee movie
@samm8994
7 жыл бұрын
I'll bet a heafty sum that'll be an April 1st video.
@toyadragonmaster204
7 жыл бұрын
same
"In case you confused it with London, England." Whoa. The game has changed.
@mechasentai
7 жыл бұрын
Christopher Sheets It actually threw me off for a sec. Lol
@futuremovieactor
7 жыл бұрын
I laughed. I was like: "Wow! Take that!"
@Qureas
7 жыл бұрын
They should have said "In case you confused it with City of London, England." Which actually is a seperate entity within London city.
@itscrumbelivable
7 жыл бұрын
WAR HAS CHAAAAANGED
@65MaX73
6 жыл бұрын
Thought i was in a parallel universe for a whole moment
i like how you went from "She's young looking as f*ck" to "being 16 years old" to "Even though you're 12" to "this 7 year old a tech wiz" to "this 5 year old has incredible eye sight"
@roque.d.yeshua
3 жыл бұрын
9:46 He also called her 9
@rustydaboyrobot
3 жыл бұрын
CGI has amazing de-aging technology these days. At least it stops before you have to change diapers. 😂
@sethbriar8221
2 жыл бұрын
You prolly dont care at all but does anybody know of a way to get back into an instagram account?? I was dumb lost my login password. I appreciate any assistance you can give me
@yaelwallace8965
2 жыл бұрын
@Seth Briar Instablaster :)
@sethbriar8221
2 жыл бұрын
@Yael Wallace Thanks for your reply. I got to the site through google and Im in the hacking process now. Looks like it's gonna take a while so I will get back to you later with my results.
I loved that every time you spoke of her, she got younger 16 - 12 - 7 - 6... But was waiting for 'this foetus thinks....'
@obiwankenobi2749
3 жыл бұрын
Just like his college girlfriend
@roque.d.yeshua
3 жыл бұрын
9:46 He also called her 9
This video was on point, but come on, who didn't want to watch just one more Jason Bourne film with Matt Damon.
@JustaKubrickFan
7 жыл бұрын
One, Renner.
@Marc-lf4du
7 жыл бұрын
See What Happens Jesus Christ I don't need to finish this line
@wjzav1971
7 жыл бұрын
I would, but i totally could have watched any other Bourne instead (except Renner's) They did the exact same shit again, only this time, without commitment and it was boring. I'd rather watch the first three movies again if i want to see anther Bourne movie.
@takodabdrew4367
7 жыл бұрын
WJZAV They literally did that exact same thing with the force awakens though. And everyone loved that film for some reason.
@wjzav1971
7 жыл бұрын
The Force awakens worked because there was commitment and it wasn't boring
How to watch a movie without watching it
@aces1237
7 жыл бұрын
***** And this is how you can have an opinion about twilight or 30 shades of gray without *becoming mentally insane* FIXED
@pinewatch5006
7 жыл бұрын
My reason is just because cinemasins of does lots of funny reviews of many movies I'll never care to watch
@BboyYashi
7 жыл бұрын
so true man haha
@a.miller1806
7 жыл бұрын
exactly
@paulerate
7 жыл бұрын
HHehhheheehheEHHEHEheEH gO to tRuThcoNTEstcom< rEaD The pREsENT
I love how the chicks age kept getting lower and lower every time he sins her. 🤣🤣🤣
@MrMercucio
3 жыл бұрын
I know right?!?....That was hilarious. :)
@aumjayakishatriya2982
3 жыл бұрын
Well, having shown this as the top comment before opening the comments section spoiled that part for me.
@DanielHorton-oz6rp
3 жыл бұрын
CinemaSins sins
@bruno1700
3 жыл бұрын
@@MrMercucio its still going,she 2months old now
@Robwithakick
3 жыл бұрын
“Now the embryo is on trial for treason. She’s pleading the fifth...”
Removing one sin cuz you actually googled the code lol. Good shit.
If he keeps getting younger, he could be Jason New Bourne. heh heh, see what I did there.
@user-qm2ct9qd9w
7 жыл бұрын
a couple of stages before, Jason BloodBourne
@davidnguyen8579
7 жыл бұрын
the a day with cool before with stages
@adamfernandes4312
7 жыл бұрын
Potato Gaming If he had died in his mother's womb he'd be Jason Still Bourne
@plutarchheavensbee3483
7 жыл бұрын
NAV EnterTainMent if he gets caught and the escapes, he is Jason Bourne free
@MrTBSC
7 жыл бұрын
NAV EnterTainMent if i set you aflame does that make you jason burned?? .... yea ok that was bad
You had me at "Adobe Criminal Fighter CS 17".
@CrotchetRest
5 жыл бұрын
The best IT line from that movie (well, apart from the infamous "enhance" trope) is "use SQL to corrupt their database".
@Reyeyawn
10 ай бұрын
Finder* not fighter 😅
'A subject matching Bourne's description...' What...medium size caucasian with dark hair? Yeah...can't imagine THAT wouldn't fit a lot of people!
@Statalyzer
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah all those white guys look the same.
@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid
5 жыл бұрын
He isn't a "medium size Caucasian with dark hair". He is a "Matt Damon size Caucasian with dark hair".
@reaperules
3 жыл бұрын
and also how many medium size caucasian dark haired people would steal a police bike in Greece. explain.
@aumjayakishatriya2982
3 жыл бұрын
Put out an OPB for Matt Damon. Too many of his other characters look like Jason Bourne to bother listing them.
Nicky did not throw her flashdrive to Bourne as she died, it was the key to a locker which contained a gun, stuff and the flashdrive. Also, he put the tracking device in Heather's coat, and wrote her a message, that it's for Dewey (she takes it out and slips it into Deweys pocket before the Vegas presentation) Bourne keeps the camera for itself and records her job interview, then leaves the camera on her seat. The pamphlet at the fair says something about recording conversations 150ft away. So the camera was never with heather until the reveal scene.
@hasankaiser4563
3 жыл бұрын
good spot
@dragospahontu
10 ай бұрын
Exactly
@Salgi007
2 ай бұрын
yeah .. don't know what the guy is going on about
Jesus Christ it's Jason bourne
@evenlindland8919
7 жыл бұрын
INTERNETCULTUREBOYS!!!!!!!! WE KNOW MEMES #WEDIDITREDDIT #FOURCHEN #FOXNEWSBROADCAST #IDOINDEEDLIKEPENISINMYASS
@Matthew-up6dq
7 жыл бұрын
Person Name Roll Credit...
@anthonyvtuber
7 жыл бұрын
Roll Credits *Ding*
@carolinejohnson4502
7 жыл бұрын
Person Name jesus backwards is susej
@spaceepandaa
7 жыл бұрын
If you were in your office right now, we'd be having this conversation face to face *drops mic*
Thought Alica was going to be an Embryo by the time the movie ended...
@benjamin2580
7 жыл бұрын
Don Corleone he still messed up. it's a charger not a challenger
"Ex Machina Ex Machina!" You sounded so proud when making that joke.
I'm surprised this movie didnt get a sin(s) for Matt Damon's very few lines in the entire movie. What was it like 7 lines of dialogue?
@danielmashanic5738
7 жыл бұрын
Owen Hartley About 25.
@memyself898
6 жыл бұрын
Personally, that's a sin off for me. MATT DAMON......
@DUB_87
5 жыл бұрын
Also, Bourne can take out multiple highly trained CIA agents by himself but has trouble with some underground 2 bit street fighter.
@greatest_bumble_bee_dude
5 жыл бұрын
Jason Bourne = a boring watch only once or twice tops kind of movie
@timothyhandhaw8947
5 жыл бұрын
The gr8 plasticine bumble bee I can watch #1 over and over. But the rest sucks.
Add 3 more sins to this: 1) Public transport was not available during the riots in Athens. 2) In the same group of people you can see Black/Red flags (anarchists/far left) and Greek flags (usually hoisted in demonstrations in Greece by the far right). 3) Under no way would you be able to drive that fast downtown Athens even when the roads are empty. You'd simply become airBourne from all the potholes that are scattered around. And the parked cars around corners. And the stray dogs etc.
@Shay-li3zv
7 жыл бұрын
The first one isn't a sin. Do you really think a bus or taxi would be driving around when a riot was going on?
@doktorfish6143
7 жыл бұрын
1st one he already mentioned
@LuisMedina1
7 жыл бұрын
Here's a like for that airBourne pun.
@G_Gued
7 жыл бұрын
Actually, you're dead wrong on your political-association game. Anarchists would be very far right, and the Greek flag presentation would be moderate left, all on the European scale of course.
@christopherbennett6571
7 жыл бұрын
Another one is the fact that the police jackets are spelt in english as well as the Departure sign at the airport.
i'm still nauseous from the amount of shaky cam in this movie
@LoN3wOlF5tudi0s
7 жыл бұрын
Same, and I watched it in July!
@leatherface4662
7 жыл бұрын
Yeah I had a fucking headache when I finished watching this movie.
@emergcon
7 жыл бұрын
jepp. like a multimillion dollar blair witch project. storywise i am also confused in a similar way.
@WH250398
7 жыл бұрын
nadja lima It's way more watchable on a tv screen. It was just painful at the cinema
@mastrolegend9277
7 жыл бұрын
Guess you guys get nauseous easily, at most I couldn't keep track of some of the action.
1 sin for CinemaSins: That’s a Dodge Charger.
@merlinthebikewizard4392
4 жыл бұрын
I sin for you for not knowing that Cinema Sins is tongue in cheek
@ryangraham2459
4 жыл бұрын
@@merlinthebikewizard4392 i sin you for THINKING CS is strictly tongue in cheek. they are not.
@callumclarke9384
4 жыл бұрын
@@merlinthebikewizard4392 fuck no. Aye some things are just jokes. But 90% of their criticisms and confusion are legitimate. Saying it's tongue in cheek is just a shitty defence
@LadyOnikara
3 жыл бұрын
10 sins for a good guy driving a Dodge of any kind.
@aumjayakishatriya2982
3 жыл бұрын
@@LadyOnikara Because Lone Wolf McQuade was the villain. Now Chuck has to kill you for calling him a sinner.
DAMN IT! I was holding for a "JESUS CHRIST! ITS JASON BOURNE! roll credits.... ding!" sin.
@jacobcroft9004
3 жыл бұрын
After reading this I’m clocking off
So Heather went from 16 to 12 to 9 to 7 to 5 lol XD
@Marc-lf4du
7 жыл бұрын
CryogenicWaif progressive youngening
@littlegelland
7 жыл бұрын
I thought she wouldn't even be bourne by the time the video ended...
@dobromirstoyanov7329
7 жыл бұрын
excellent pun
@tdylan
7 жыл бұрын
16? 12? 7? 5? Quick! Type that into google! It's some kind of code.
@PanSpaceman
7 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ, that's Benjamin Button!
Jesus christ that's Jason Bourne!
@josemarques2304
7 жыл бұрын
Jason Bourne that's Jesus Christ!
@rarosa787
7 жыл бұрын
Jesus Bourne thats Jason Christ
@DiverX
7 жыл бұрын
Christ Bourne that's Jesus Jason
@111danish111
7 жыл бұрын
Jesus Jason thats Bourne Christ !!
@Nexus2126
7 жыл бұрын
111danish111 Praise Bourne Christ!
2:55 Jason wasn't fighting back because he felt like he deserved the punishment from the guy. It's explained later on in the movie in a masked sort of way.
Jeremy, did you even watch the second fight scene where you say he is even with his opponent. Its very clear from the context of the movie that he lets himself get beaten up as a form of self punishment for all the guilt he has.
*sees this in sub box* Jesus Christ that's Jason Bourne
@a.n.k.4147
4 жыл бұрын
5:09 it's David bourne
The director was playing too much Watch_Dogs for all the techno crap in this movie.
@arnoldrivas4590
7 жыл бұрын
Hell, even the movie Blackhat is more believable than the techno-babble in this movie. And I liked this okay enough! But...I can't ignore the flaws. If Greengrass and Damon wants to do a new film, it HAS to move beyond his past and flashbacks.
@internetdweller3646
7 жыл бұрын
Lunethex except basic explanations for the hacking are given in Watch_Dogs.
@bigbruno2232
7 жыл бұрын
Well shows that everyone is human and can do errors even the best .
@Gab98Spyro
6 жыл бұрын
I'm not a scientist so I'm not saying you're wrong and I'm right, but... do you really think that even if the CIA had technology shown in the movie, you would know about it?
@armandvf
5 жыл бұрын
the hacking of pc via phone in same room is actually possible, use the wifi access
I love how Alicia Vikander gets progressively younger and younger as it goes on
"There's confidence, then there's thinking you're Jesus. Big gap in between, lady."😂😂
Whoever wrote this critique should be hired at a major studio to review scripts BEFORE these turkeys get made! Brilliant analysis.
@jonathanmccann5942
7 жыл бұрын
I've been thinking that the past 3 years i've watched these guys.
@Noah-Lach
7 жыл бұрын
Your mistake is thinking the studios didn't know this movie was bad, and that they actually care. As long as they get their easy money they don't really care.
@robertgiles9124
7 жыл бұрын
Probably true.
@sivad1025
7 жыл бұрын
Honestly tho. Part of the reason Winter Soldier was so good was because they claimed that during scripting they tried to Honest Trailer proof it... and it worked for the better. In other words, directors need to be more critical when writing a script.
@robertgiles9124
7 жыл бұрын
Directors are only seldom the Scriptwriter. It boils down to who has the power and money….and often these scripts are a result of too many people messing with it….too many cooks. Comittee art is never as good as personal vision.
This movie should have been way better than it actually was...
@WH250398
7 жыл бұрын
Dormammu Yeah, the story just wasn't riveting, and the camera was too shaky for a cinemascreen.
@takodabdrew4367
7 жыл бұрын
WH250398 That's the point of the whole film series. They always have shaky cameras.
@icantthinkofaname1009
7 жыл бұрын
Everyone got hyped because Matt Damon was coming back along with the same director as the second and third films. No one seemed to notice or care that the screenwriter of the entire series wasn't returning. Writers are important.
@mordekaihorowitz
7 жыл бұрын
Dormammu You've just described 95% of all movies ever made since 1970.
@WH250398
7 жыл бұрын
I don´t think that´s an excuse for making a movie near unwatchable. Andrew Brady
"Yep, they have a terrible history where Bourne helped a team of eleven thieves steal the Fabrege egg that the asset thought HE stole after a series of gymnastics through a security grid." Fun fact-my brain instantly connected the Asset as Tulour so much so that I attributed that name to him the whole movie, but failed to connect Matt Damon being in the same movie even though I'm perfectly aware of that fact.
Easily the worst Bourne movie. Stupid ass plot, and somehow all these government agencies became the best tech experts in the world with access to ungodly levels of advanced computer equipment.
@mapesdhs597
6 жыл бұрын
While in reality foreigners who are quite open about their loathing for western culture can speak in public about encouraging violence and nothing happens at all, they're able to go right ahead and blow people up or shoot fifty people in a night club. It's weird really that these films, though I do enjoy them, focus so much on supposed internal agency corruption and threats to the rights of citizens (not that such things aren't genuine concerns of course), when there are real and active dangerous people doing nasty things all the time (but then, Hollywood would never have the guts to do a movie about ISIS). That's the worst part about the portrayal of intelligence agencies in movies, the reality is they're staggeringly ineffective, often because they rely far too much on tech, whereas real terrorists, etc. use non-tech means to plan things, eg. they meet and talk in person, pass hand written notes, etc., and agencies have practically given up on using infiltration. So agencies become obsessed with coms tech and create their own hacking tools, to the point they lose them on the net and thus now we can't be sure anything we're told about what's supposedly occured is true. What a mess. The only thing worse is that after each new attack these days, the police spend more time investigating those who criticise the political decisions that make the attacks possible, than the actual terrorists.
@Roderickthegray
6 жыл бұрын
mapesdhs Right?
@oncheugbabe6509
2 жыл бұрын
@@mapesdhs597 That's because the government, or a government within the government creates, sponsors and supports those terrorists for one ungodly reason or the other.
when i saw this on my recommended list i was like:jesus christ thats jason bourne
@thatonegooze
7 жыл бұрын
Jason Bourne it's Jesus Christ
@rolanfitzgerald2580
5 жыл бұрын
Seeing this train wreck comment section is exactly how I wanted to start my day. And I’m not even being sarcastic. This comment section is great
@a.n.k.4147
4 жыл бұрын
5:09 it's David Bourne
Jason Bourne it's Jesus Christ! I mean...god damnit.
@SarcasticDragonGaming
7 жыл бұрын
A-Aronlilboshos 490 no that's about right at this point.
@ethanokeefe546
7 жыл бұрын
Jesus Bourne it's Jason Christ
@PANDAxCLITx666
7 жыл бұрын
yee
@TheOgo1971
7 жыл бұрын
EtanThePandaMan Bourne again
@grimwr1195
7 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ it's Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ It's Everything Wrong With Jason Bourne.
"A whole new guy behind the guy behind the guy behind the guy" lmfao hahahahahaha
I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who has a "Really Evil Shit" folder next to my "Not Porn" one.
@mechasentai
7 жыл бұрын
me2olive So under which of those two folders should I put my copy of Two Girls One Cup?
@redskiez
7 жыл бұрын
"Videos that Make Me Happy"
The movie I wanted to see but really didn't want to see
@franklingauthier-parker7253
7 жыл бұрын
Ricky Wright exactly :(
@JohnSmith-wr7lg
7 жыл бұрын
Ricky Wright It's the movie you deserve but not the one you need right now.
@fastllama13
7 жыл бұрын
John Smith So we'll sin it. Because its not our movie...
I like how he references the Ocean's Twelve
I love your stuff man and love the way he says “Jesus..”
*J A S O N B O U R N E I T S J E S U S C H R I S T*
@dudedysseus
7 жыл бұрын
Thanks for that.
"There's confidence... and then there's thinking you're Jesus." - Jeremy Scott, 2017 That should be my new pick up line. Hoepfully none of my friends saw this CinemaSins video!
@thatgirl298
7 жыл бұрын
Mister Explicit. my new senior quote
@Superbgamer-qv1cf
7 жыл бұрын
You're asking out your friends as dates? I mean, there's desperate people, and then there's people who shouldn't even have friends.
@erickcastro2632
7 жыл бұрын
can you react to @poppy
@Silvergrooves42
7 жыл бұрын
Or you think it is fun passing time with friends exchanging funny pickup lines?
@eatingjr1805
7 жыл бұрын
Using someone else's quote isn't cool. There's copyrighting and then there's "surfing on the web all day just to get cool quotes so that I can get likes on Cinema Sins! Great!"
I lost it when you brought the Ocean's Twelve reference lol
trailer was so much better than the movie
@alieninthevideo441
6 жыл бұрын
John White Just like every Twilight movie.
Jason Bourne vs John Wick WHO WINS?
@theodore7629
7 жыл бұрын
john wick
@Santi-ei3qf
7 жыл бұрын
John Wick
@freshavocado6528
7 жыл бұрын
KingClod John wick
@restlessentertainment9760
7 жыл бұрын
Jason, unless John prepared
@MrBoondock1
7 жыл бұрын
KingClod Diabetes wins
Holy shit! You were really on fire in this one! xD I kinda knew you'd progress it that way, but the descending age of "Ms. Chief Executive Head of Cyber Stuff" was still one of my favorite gags. I'm a bit disappointed you didn't take it further, though. I fully expected that joke to close on something like, "The recently-fertilized egg in charge of...". Sweet episode though, dude. Your jokes were on-point.
i really dig the way you narrate ur sins your really funny dude thumbs to ya
15:17 calling a charger a challenger gets u 100000 sins
@m_s.a6543
7 жыл бұрын
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@robertlee327
7 жыл бұрын
m_ s.a aaaaaaaaa
@tjwilson1072
7 жыл бұрын
m_ s.a headass I was dead
@mechasentai
7 жыл бұрын
m_ s.a Car lives matter?
@aaronzack14
7 жыл бұрын
there is no difference. you either have a choice between a pile of 8 ton shit with 4 doors or 2
[Mom walks into room, opens laptop] Jesus Christ thats Jason's porn!!!
@neoluthuli3254
7 жыл бұрын
Lmao Dormammu that shit is funny
@eighteen-naked-cowboys
7 жыл бұрын
Dormammu ive come to bargain
@360.Tapestry
7 жыл бұрын
repeating recognizable shit is what passes for humor these days
@h.u.n.k493
7 жыл бұрын
Sean Seaphan not understandng how the internet works do you?
@adamcheek2244
7 жыл бұрын
Dormammu This made my day
"adobe criminal finder CS 17".... Man u are killing me here!!!. the best line ever!!
15:16 Dodge Charger*
@petertoth3477
6 жыл бұрын
I confused a Charger with a Challenger. (Ding)
@apurugganan
5 жыл бұрын
@@petertoth3477 Unless you had the small Matchbox replica of each one when you were 9 years old. We'll let this one slide, Peter =)
@a.n.k.4147
4 жыл бұрын
5:09 it's David Bourne
A lot of Americans think Athens is in Italy, that Belgium is a town in France, that Norway is Groenland and stupid crap like that. It only makes sense they justify which city is in which country. Education is always good, no need to sin.
@nephilistelangelus4267
7 жыл бұрын
OpiumNomad Still waiting for a video where thet put fake info like "Tokyo, France"
@lemmesmangit4351
7 жыл бұрын
I've never met a single person who thinks any of those things
@nerevarxeph
7 жыл бұрын
I've not met a single person who thinks Belgium is in France.
@fox2569
7 жыл бұрын
^Doesn't mean there aren't people who believe it. Unless you know over 150 million people personally then you can't say the majority of Americans don't believe that. There was even a survey asking Americans if they support an attack on the fictional country in Aladdin and they said yes not knowing it wasn't a real country.
@SexyHobosRus
7 жыл бұрын
OpiumNomad I don't know a single person who thinks any of these things
"Ex Machina, Ex Machina!" XD
@acasialee1204
7 жыл бұрын
When he said it i didn't get it but after reading your comment i realised she was the robot in deus ex machina.
@futuremovieactor
7 жыл бұрын
Oh my God I just got it!
@futuremovieactor
7 жыл бұрын
Oh my God I just got it too!
This movie should get 1000 additional sins for killing Julia Stiles's character off and replacing the female lead with Alicia Vikander who can't act, has a fake accent of whatever English this is, and is 9 years old.
@supercrazy2388
6 жыл бұрын
killing Nicky Parsons is the absolute biggest sin from this saga.
@Arbron
6 жыл бұрын
The video said she was various different ages, at least two of which are conflicting. I'm not sure what's real and what's not! (Spoiler: she was born in 1988.)
@mapesdhs597
6 жыл бұрын
I'd kinda hoped they were going to take the story sideways and have Bourne train Nicky to be more like him. Ah well.
@NobleVI_343
Жыл бұрын
@@mapesdhs597 why the hell would he do that, he hates who he is!!
I LOVE the John Lithgow guy behind all the guys idea! -Shawn
Jesus, if this video had continued on for another 3 minutes, Alicia Vikander would be a fetus. ;) Great job @CinemaSins!
@jaredbarker7209
7 жыл бұрын
I guess you could say she would've looked.... newBOURNE
@mechasentai
7 жыл бұрын
A Tang Jason UNbourne?
Jason bourne it's Jesus Christ
@A.H.goose1
7 жыл бұрын
Peter Cho enrouB nosaJ s'ti tsrihC suseJ
@sneakybeaky2877
7 жыл бұрын
Peter Cho Jason Christ it's Jesus Bourne.
@Doge-zb7ku
7 жыл бұрын
Jesus Borne it's Jason Christ
@robotelamon4598
7 жыл бұрын
Peter Cho christ Jason it Jesus Bourne
@aumjayakishatriya2982
3 жыл бұрын
Bourne Jesus, it's Jason Christ!
I understand the beefs with this film, but personally I love the whole franchise and while this is in the lower end, it wasn't that bad for me. Not saying anything against Cinema Sins before you kill me, I love them. But just saying, I love the Bourne franchise and the swat chase scene was awesome.
2 years later - yes, an app that protects your privacy would be worth a standing ovation (hello NSA agent, hope you're having a nice day).
@yagamil46
4 жыл бұрын
Your agent is not available. Jason Corona found him.
Never watched the movie, but still opened the video.
@WH250398
7 жыл бұрын
Remix Frost Badass
@jakeshurbitt5681
7 жыл бұрын
Same! Haven't watched the movie but seen this had been uploaded so figured it be the same thing if not better then watching the movie.
@RandomPyrate
7 жыл бұрын
I wish I had never watched this movie, and I love the Bourne Trilogy.
@legendkidd3242
7 жыл бұрын
14:11 He really did sniff Bourne out didnt he!?!
Did he just call a Dodge Charger a Challenger
@TheEricMW
7 жыл бұрын
ikr I was wondering the same 😂 thought why no one else has commented on it
@mechasentai
7 жыл бұрын
Andrew A The New Dodge Challenger is quite a gas guzzler.
@DarrenVanDam
7 жыл бұрын
Indeed, indeed he did.
I LOVE THAT YOU REFERENCE THE JACK REACHER WITH THE KIOSK COMMENT. THANK YOU.
You are the king at this!
Alicia Vikander isn't my girlfriend in this movie.
For the singles out there: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pizza for one is better than pizza for two
@HAL-vm3wn
7 жыл бұрын
Yah YahYah Yah Yah thanks
@MegaDale42
7 жыл бұрын
Roses are red Violets aren't blue Violets are violet What's wrong with you?
some of your best work
I'm finally subscribed! Been watching for awhile, finally got an account
Should have titled this RE-BOURNE
@superstringcheese
7 жыл бұрын
Or stillbourne.
@obblivionkr
7 жыл бұрын
Dormammu or Bloodbourne.
@BrutalBa5sMixedBag
7 жыл бұрын
BOURNE TO BE MILD!
Jesus Bourne, it's Jeremy Sins.
12:51 Did anyone else notice the whole “can record conversations up to 50m away” (basically 150+ feet) for the convention mics? Haha. 😂
Okay, 1:46 into this, I knew I don't even want to SEE this flick, let alone add it to my Bourne collection, for which I thank you! I actually checked IMDb first and read a couple of User Reviews, which said the same, but I thought I'd check with you guys for sure.
At first I was confused but then I realized he was talking about Georgia the state, not the country.
Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne.
@anthonyvtuber
7 жыл бұрын
Roll Credits
@senakashiwazaki9822
7 жыл бұрын
What are we? Some sort of, Jason Bourne?
The Oceans Twelve reference at 7:00 is gold.
"Not only is this seven year old...." had me dying.
You guys skipped the one with Jeremy Renner!
@jyatsko89
7 жыл бұрын
Jacob E Yeah...let's just forget that one happened, ok?
@yakscape5975
7 жыл бұрын
Jacob E I think everyone skips the Jeremy Renner one
@TimGaukerToons
7 жыл бұрын
Jacob E Legacy didn't really affect the plot of the series that much if I recall. It could be the Hawkeye solo film for all I care.
@WH250398
7 жыл бұрын
I actually got more enjoyment out of Legacy, than with Jason Bourne. Yes, the story sucked ass, but the action was really good.
@EpicJacobE
7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it was just a bit surprising since CinemaSins does a films series in order most of the time
15:16: "Calling a Dodge Charger, one of the most common police vehicles in North America, a Challenger." *DING
Goodfellas has not been done . How do i submit it as a suggestion ?
What's amazing is that Jason always has someone in the CIA that's looking out for him to some degree. Given the CIA's history of doing terrible things, I don't think that happens often. Certainly not that often.
You guys missed the opportunity to introduce the Staying Alive song for the part at 4:18
Everything wrong with *Assasins Creed*
@cjamesfort
7 жыл бұрын
Gaming Pro The whole damn thing.
@tennoshenaniganizer9234
7 жыл бұрын
Gaming Pro I like that movie
@pegasusdrive12
7 жыл бұрын
Ryan Olivier I like the scenes when he is in the Spanish inquisition but apart from it all was shit
@Shay-li3zv
7 жыл бұрын
It's a good movie, mate.
@wrathguy
7 жыл бұрын
*YES*
Thats one of the funniest movie sins ever! LMAOF!!!! THANK YOU GUYS ! THANK YOU!!!
We need Everything wrong with Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, since the fifth movie is coming soon! :)
@myriahkeays3846
7 жыл бұрын
YES
@thepickygamer4450
4 жыл бұрын
We don't need it, we want it. We need oxygen, we want Tacos, see?
I live in Las Vegas, and the geography of that whole car chase on the Strip is impossible. It takes several minutes of flat out racing to cover only 100 yards, on a street that literally always is a complete parking lot at night, and then he crashes into one casino and gets out of the car in front of a different one. The casinos are even laid out in the wrong order, as if he went backward at some point.
The internet is full of porn But don't watch Because Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne
@Mixu.
7 жыл бұрын
Dormammu Jason *Porn
@captainnavigator6534
7 жыл бұрын
Dormammu (insert obligatory dormammu i came to bargain)
@doommuffinz5276
7 жыл бұрын
Dormammu lame
I've never been in the "CinemaSins is getting worse" camp, but everything in this video was even better than usual!
This channel has completely changed the way I watch movies LOL. I just watched this movie and as I did I actually said things like "In case you confused it with London, Mississippi" and "Bourne survives this" after he falls off the roof and slams into the wall. I'm expecting a "Copy that" counter as well since it seems like it was said 100 times at least.
oh my god its... the legend 27
Do everything wrong with the comments
@WH250398
7 жыл бұрын
Caroline Johnson "Everything's"
@carolinejohnson4502
7 жыл бұрын
WH250398 wait everything wrong with everything
@KizulEmeraldfire
7 жыл бұрын
No, he's saying that EVERYTHING'S wrong with the comments. :p
@ktony859
7 жыл бұрын
*_TRIGGERED_*
@carolinejohnson4502
7 жыл бұрын
Also sorry comment section just the stupid people that comment like me
This is his best video. Enjoyment and laughs throughout
Mythbusters tried that truck crashing through unmoving cars thing. They used a huge snowplow and could only get through about 8 cars, four cars side by side, before getting stuck and yet this boxy SWAT van can ram through dozens of vehicles at high speed and keep on moving!
x3 sin multiplier for every comment about the dodge charger/challenger
@lostskull7467
7 жыл бұрын
x10 multiplier for every Vikander's age comment and x30 multiplier for every jesus christ comment
How many people know Jason Bourne's real name is.. David Webb...
@AvoidTheCadaver
7 жыл бұрын
Larry Flake "Jesus Christ it's David Webb" just doesn't work
@nnaaa5296
7 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ, it's Marlon Webb!
That pun was exquisite! Bourne again Christian! Well done cinemasins well done.
its been a long day without you my friend and i'll tell you all abut it when i see you again
2:08 (subtitles) "Who's daughter is she, eh?!" "who's" DING
@jofjltncb6
6 жыл бұрын
**skimmed comments to see if anyone else already covered this** Yup. Nothing left for me to do. Guess I'll just show myself out.
@opihutt
6 жыл бұрын
Ex machina
@sickid41
5 жыл бұрын
Ya girls are just sex object for us guys. They are only shown for us guys.
15:16 Oh, _NOW_ you can recognize cars. Last time I checked, you mistook a Subaru for a Scion.
@asukalangleysoryu7430
7 жыл бұрын
Oh, wait. Never mind. _CHARGER_, not Challenger. Seriously.
@SuperHappybunny101
7 жыл бұрын
Asuka Langley Soryu in the last video he called a charger a "hot rod"
@vasbochgaming8924
7 жыл бұрын
Asuka Langley Soryu I MUST BRING ANIME IN THIS BECAUSE YOU SAID SUBARU... "Rem, I love emilia."
You missed the fact that the Las Vegas Strip chase scene also involves several wormholes up and down the strip, as things are visited in a very wrong/impossible order.
Thanks CinemaSins for the Rome,Georgia shout out
My greatest sin for this movie wasn't mentioned. I can't believe the level of goodness the powers heather has just because she is quite a cyber geek. I mean, when Nicky is in Iceland Hacking the CIA computers, Heather is able to cut the power of the room within seconds from a computer in a whole other country. Nicky wasn't in a high-tech building where the power is controlled by a computer, she is just some kind of shitty cyber café, there are circuit breakers and the only way you could cut off the power in the entire room the way Heather did would be getting your ass there and switching the breakers off, or maybe, removing the fuse or something like that.