This whole chapter was written before the word 'etcetera' was invented

@margaretbarrett6087

3 жыл бұрын

Pablo Sorbara Brilliant !

@marcdecock7946

3 жыл бұрын

funny

@pablosorbara2280

3 жыл бұрын

@Archie Fitzpatrick What is that even supposed to mean? and why are you answering every comment with that?

@J.L.Media.

3 жыл бұрын

Etcetera...wasn’t that the third son of Obalah the Horite?

Hemet: have a child and call it a day. My scattered brain: have a child and call "it" "Aday".

@desi1790

3 жыл бұрын

😆

@KatarinaBohtana

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

Biblical genealogy always the best source when it comes down to history and dating how old the universe is🤣🤣🤣 I needed that laugh.

@kevinvorster9777

3 жыл бұрын

It also serves as a great guide to immorality. Helpful instructions to polygamy, incest, child molestation, theft, murder, genocide, rape, cheating, deceit, alcohol abuse, blood sacrifice. The list goes on. Very handy instructions for daily use.

@dragowolfraven3806

3 жыл бұрын

And this is supposed to be a good book 😂

@shriggs55

3 жыл бұрын

@Archie Fitzpatrick Lysol was the first disinfectant born at night.

@starofjustice1

3 жыл бұрын

Born was the man first Esau white

@user-lh3uk6by3i

Жыл бұрын

Makes more sense that irreducibly complex eyeballs magically evolved, right?

"That sentence was from the Department of Redundancy Department": Hemanth is becoming more and more *savage* with time. 😁😂🤣

@janetkizer5956

3 жыл бұрын

With reason. 😄

@esssmo9285

3 жыл бұрын

Aren’t we all? Lol

@Darkenergy104

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

To be fair, these were originally old oral tales before they got written up in the Bible. The genealogies were probably there so anyone in the audience could pop out and use the latrines without missing anything important. (Same with the lists of ships in The Iliad.)

@oscargordon

3 жыл бұрын

My college Greek literature professor explained it this way. Homer was writing about 400 years after the Trojan war, just as Genesis was written a thousand years after the supposed events. The family names that Homer lists for the ships would have been the names of prominent families at his time. His audience would then be proud to know that their ancestors fought in the battle. You've got to hand it to the creative names in Genesis because by New Testament times all men were one of about 10 names and 90 percent of the women were Mary with a couple of Salome thrown in for good measure.

@d.l.sosnik2135

3 жыл бұрын

filler. All of the genealogical crap was just that, filler.

@danacampbell8331

3 жыл бұрын

It would give them time to dig that hole away from the camp.

@oscargordon

3 жыл бұрын

@Archie Fitzpatrick Well he was a super furry ginger, which is kind of odd because most gingers generally have very little or fine body hair rather than being indistinguishable from a baby goat. So what was the skin tone of people before Esau?

@andrewstoddard6717

3 жыл бұрын

@Archie Fitzpatrick spam? Spamity spam!

"Stop padding the bible!" Love it! :)

You know, every verse of the bible is poetic beauty and full of helpful life advice, I have been told.

@danacampbell8331

3 жыл бұрын

And yet, when my son sassed me, I didn't have him stoned outside the city gate.

@LarryThePhotoGuy

3 жыл бұрын

@@danacampbell8331 There's still time!

@LarryThePhotoGuy

3 жыл бұрын

@Archie Fitzpatrick Nonsense!

@J.L.Media.

3 жыл бұрын

Archie Fitzpatrick Enough with the copy and paste ffs. Sing something new.

@starofjustice1

3 жыл бұрын

White was the born man Esau first

The appendices at the end of Lord of the Rings are more interesting.

@true_seneca6065

3 жыл бұрын

I guess J.R.R Tolkien could have written a better Bible.

@true_seneca6065

3 жыл бұрын

@@TWWolf314 Did you read the silmarillion?

@garryferrington811

2 жыл бұрын

You never know: a thousand years from now, LOTR might BE the bible.

From the 1 dislike I can say that 1 christian watched this video

@indisa099

3 жыл бұрын

@@hzaneaskins2602 why..why would you dislike such a fun video? Or do you dislike the stupidity of the story?

@marcdecock7946

3 жыл бұрын

@@hzaneaskins2602 not being allowed to bear false witness, good man, I'm kind of proud of you.

@J.L.Media.

3 жыл бұрын

You’re having a laugh. The Christians love these videos. One the other day accused Hemant of “Cherry Picking” a can you believe that! If he was cherry picking, he might have given this one a miss, no?

@marcdecock7946

3 жыл бұрын

@@J.L.Media. I prefer the original way you spelled it: Cheery picking... Forgive them for this, they love to throw back these terms but they only come back like boomerangs...

@J.L.Media.

3 жыл бұрын

Marc De Cock My phone mistook cherry for cheery twice. Annoying!

"Department of Redundancy Department" I see what you did there =D

The Bible is mythology just like the the stories of other religions that tried to explain how earth came to be

@eho6380

3 жыл бұрын

And why are they Mythology?

@NG3L69

3 жыл бұрын

@@eho6380 Do u belong to any religion? Wich one?

@dwaneanderson8039

3 жыл бұрын

But this isn't just mythology. It's politics. These genealogies were important because people would say that they were the great great great grandson of someone and were thus entitled to something. After all, God gave power and real estate to the family of Abraham, so all his descendants want their cut.

@eho6380

3 жыл бұрын

@@NG3L69 Islam

@eho6380

3 жыл бұрын

@Archie Fitzpatrick I didn't say that I was a Jew/Christian

OY Vay! I think I'll save this video in my "Insomnia" list of sleep-inducing audio.

"Joe Bob" gave me a giggle.

@parkb5320

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone: All hail King Joe Bob! King Joe Bob: I’ll tell you what.

I used to know a family with 6 children, all of their names had just 1 letter difference. It was just as infuriating as you'd imagine.

@RGC_animation

2 жыл бұрын

Jacob, Jakob, Jackob, Jaccob, Jakkob, and Jakobe.

Very funny as usual, Hemant. Honestly there is no way I could read this on my own without closing the book immediately, if not for your humor I couldn’t stick with it.

The ultimate torture: Genealogy Forever ♾ Hell doesn’t hold a candle 🕯

I like how chaotic the tree is because of abraham, because Haran was smart and only had Lot, who in turn only had Moab and Ammon.

I never would have thought anyone could make this stuff... entertaining! Well done, sir!

I love you for doing this, but also feel a bit sorry 😅 please know that your sacrifice is being immensely appreciated 🙏

How did you calculate the age of the earth? We counted all people from the bible and their age and added it all up. That's almost scientific...

@parkb5320

3 жыл бұрын

Archie Fitzpatrick I’m confused. What do you mean by BORN white. Is there any other way to be white?

@memcrew1

3 жыл бұрын

@@parkb5320 😂

@marttivuorinen8475

3 жыл бұрын

Parkdb5..Ask Michael Jackson 😂😂

I have to say, this was the funniest chapter you've done so far. I was laughing like crazy. You have to do something to keep your sanity during this crap

@RGC_animation

2 жыл бұрын

The funniest Genealogy was when they named the decedent of Adam and Eve, these were the funniest in my opinion.

you can tell straight up that these family trees are made up, as they try very hard not to repeat names. makes it so much easier for the reader not to be confused by having any same names, which occurs regularly in reality.

@hope-cat4894

3 жыл бұрын

The lack of any Jr.'s is very unrealistic. I know families that not only name their kids after fathers and uncles, but also do different iterations and spellings on the same names.

@Chris-op7yt

3 жыл бұрын

@@hope-cat4894 : "Jr." postfix was not part of the nomenclature of those early days. They used "son of.." to help distinguish people of those tribes than numberred merely tens of thousands.

@hope-cat4894

3 жыл бұрын

@@Chris-op7yt I meant Jr. in the sense of a repeat name, not a literal usage of the suffix Jr. But that's an actually interesting fact to know.

@Chris-op7yt

3 жыл бұрын

@@hope-cat4894 : yep, cool. just clarifying and in fact it's like the same thing, just not using modern language. it's all very patriarchal btw, both the ancient and modern forms.

Your God is the best God. In fact, he's the only God. All other Gods are ridiculous, made up rubbish. Not yours though. Yours is real.😆

@zecuse

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, I caught that.

The bible has less consistency than Star Trek.

@MBAinternetmktg

3 жыл бұрын

WAY less consistency, and Star Trek has much more interesting characters

@jhill4874

3 жыл бұрын

@@MBAinternetmktg 😃

@joemcghee2364

3 жыл бұрын

Klingons also display way more empathy and humanity than Jehovah or Yahweh or whatever they choose to designate their sky daddy .

@jhill4874

3 жыл бұрын

@@joemcghee2364 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jhill4874

3 жыл бұрын

@Gripen Draken 😂😂😂😂

The Bible is sooo... boring, but I like listening to You read it (and pick on it) lol

I really hope we don't get a genealogy quiz.

@HTYM

3 жыл бұрын

Well, that's a scary thought. 😳

@janetkizer5956

3 жыл бұрын

Who was Izbah the son of? 1) Rimah 2) Zimah 3) Thimah

I always click immediately, when a new episode comes up - the only reason, why I do not watch them life is, that I enjoy to stop them at certain points so much - in this case, at the wonderfully abstruse family tree, which I wanted to study carefully before continuing your great content and comments. Thank you!

Interesting that many of these "cities" have never been located.

@highpath4776

3 жыл бұрын

Lets assume there has been a lot of sand shifting, interesting the few that have been investigated, some thought that some are under seas and rivers that have changed over time.

@monicapayne4865

3 жыл бұрын

They got renamed

@garryferrington811

2 жыл бұрын

These "cities" were nothing but a bunch of tents around a water hole.

Ah yes, this totally sounds holy and written by a perfect Omni everything being type. Like totally.

All hail Hemant!!! The only person who can make biblical genealogies amusing and interesting. If someone had told me years ago that I would enjoy and actually look forward to Bible readings I'd have thought they had rocks in their head. :D This is a total hoot! -- even the genealogies. The Bible is so ridiculous. Thoroughly enjoying this. What a pity those drop-dead boring scripture classes at school were not like this. Thank you Hemant.

Thank you for doing this series. I have never had a secular bible study before and this is has been awesome to listen too so far. Whenever i get close to catch up i wait till you post more so i don't run out.

its coming!!! chapter 38!!!!! OMG!! I CANT WAIT FOR IT!!!

@sagrawolf

3 жыл бұрын

I'm guessing something good is going to happen in that chapter and by good I mean something horrific that churches like to avoid talking about

@ananth218Canada

3 жыл бұрын

@@sagrawolf here u go kzread.info/dash/bejne/lXuZxbuGaLaXopM.html

@marcdecock7946

3 жыл бұрын

Starring Onan the Arbarian

@robertkirby8685

3 жыл бұрын

@@ananth218Canada Genesis 38 definitely breaks the narrative flow since it interrupts the Joseph cycle by focusing on Judah. Personally I believe chapter 38 was a later addition to the book, something that written between chapters 37 & 38 because the author of the text couldn't find a proper place for it.

@losttribe3001

3 жыл бұрын

Robert Kirby Then why include it? It’s sooooooooo odd of a chapter that if I were an editor, I’d cut.

This was always one of my favorite bible chapters. Your reading was absolutely stirring.

Right now I have so many people trying to convince me that I was never a true Christian in the first place and that I have a demon in me and when I tried to explain the story of Adam and Eve and Cain and Abel and how when Cain kills Abel he finds a wife when there is no one around for him to find a wife and they try to say well he married his sister and I'm like there was no mention of a sister yet well maybe he took a bone and did what he did with Eve well it doesn't say that either so it just blows my mind how they they just can't get past that right there that they can't see then go wait a minute that is a problem how could Cain find a wife when there's no one else around

@kingsolomon7553

3 жыл бұрын

Cain married his sister Adam had other sons and daughters, Genesis 5:4

@tonybowen7389

3 жыл бұрын

@@kingsolomon7553 wrong it doesn't say he married his sister the other sons and daughters came after Kane left so no he didn't marry his sister or anything like that he was already out of the picture by the time Adam had other kids you need to read your history betterI'm sick and tired of people trying to assume that he married his sister or anything of that nature when it doesn't say that stop putting words in the Bible that does not fit to fit your narrative if it doesn't say it in the Bible therefore it did not happen according to the Bible after Cain killed Abel he ran off and found a wife that's what it says it does not say he married his sister it does not say anything other than he ran off and found a wife there was no one else for him to find there was only four people there supposedly you kill one that makes three how do you get five out of that

@kingsolomon7553

3 жыл бұрын

@@tonybowen7389 Cain did one of two things, either he went to the land of Nod where there were other beings and married one of them, or he married one of his sisters like what Abraham did then went to the land of Nod, the Bible can't give you every single detail of what happened, it would be too much to write.

@tonybowen7389

3 жыл бұрын

@@kingsolomon7553 again this is where you're wrong the Bible was very clear Adam and Eve were the very first people around so when Cain killed Abel that only left three people left there was no one else for Cain to go to to find a wife. You can't say anything else after that he didn't go denied and find a wife because there was no one else there to find a wife for him see either way you look at it the Bible contradicts itself either there was people before Adam and Eve or there wasn't either the Bible's lying and saying that Adam and Eve was the very first humans or the Bible's lying and they weren't the first humans and there was other people there and they just want us to believe that they were the first human so either way you look at is a contradiction and it's a lie there's no possibility for Kane to have found a wife if there's no one else around like the Bible says for him to find after king killed Abel he ran off to nod to find a wife how is that possible there was no one else there no one around you need to look at the historical evidence of the Bible page by Page and not cherry pick what you want to say fits your narrative like I said before you are misreading what the Bible is saying you're taking things out of contextthat's not how you read the Bible you don't read or study like that you read it in terror in the whole entirety of the book from front to back then you look at other resources and other books that can verify the one that you're looking at and then you look at historical evidence that proves that as well and then when you have all of the evidence and piled together and you look at all of that then you can come up with a plausible possibility in this case you don't have that okay the Bible says Adam and Eve were first then came and Abel Cain kills Abel that only leaves three people then he runs off and finds a wife how is that possible when the Bible is very clear when there's only four people on the whole face of the planet at that time so for him to run off to nod to find a wife is it in possibility there would have been no one there for him to find

@tonybowen7389

3 жыл бұрын

@@kingsolomon7553 no matter how you want to look at this the Bible lied straight up either way you look at it that's a lot either the Bible lied and said Adam and Eve were the first people on the face of the planet or it lied and there were other people and it just wanted you to make it seem like Adam and Eve were the first people so which one do you want to uncover first which lie the Bible says Adam and Eve are the first humans or that it lied saying that nobody else was around so tell me which one do you want to unpack first which lie

Hemant, love the background music; it this new? Nothing proves the evolution of life on our planet more that the book you are currently reading! Stay safe, healthy & sane, Kenny from Philly

really enjoy your channel.cant wait for the next one to come out.

I really love your presentation on Genesis.

I hope you read the whole bible. would be great. ten thumbs up

@marcdecock7946

3 жыл бұрын

next chapter is going to be a good one, starring Onan the Arbarian

@J.L.Media.

3 жыл бұрын

Ten thumbs up for 1,200 videos? Seems a bit unfair on Hemant... It’s like asking him to read Moby Dick 9 times and pause of pass comment every paragraph and then edit it all. I hope he reads the Torah and then moves onto the Gospels and maybe picks a few others like Job, Revelations or Paul’s Letters to Timothy. It might be better for him to abandon this format and do it as an audiobook/podcast type thing so that he doesn’t have to stop and start so much.

Wow, that was boring.

@perspektive42

3 жыл бұрын

Wait until Hemant gets to Numbers...

@18wheeler77

3 жыл бұрын

Michael Hohner oh boy

@robertkirby8685

3 жыл бұрын

@@perspektive42 More like Leviticus or the parts with Exodus that deals with constructing the tabernacle. Numbers at least for the first half is also boring, it's not until the Israelites resume their journey that it starts getting interesting.

@justdob8652

3 жыл бұрын

@Archie Fitzpatrick white? What do mean hes an albino? Hahahahha

@myaatheist2744

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/e4af1LV7ktXWobQ.html

Gotta love these long-winded genealogies full of names of people we don’t know or care about…

These are consistently excellent and entertaining! Hemant, do you plan to move onto Exodus when you finish here? Heck, I would listen to you read Everything Wrong with Leviticus and Deuteronomy, although I think we can skip over Numbers, the "Book of Swiving." 😁🤣

Yes!!!! Another episode!!! Love your shoes and keep up the great work.

Now I'm picturing Tormund Giantsbane every time you mention Esau, LOL.

You know what the bible doesn't have enough of?? Geneology. I love how occasionally it just throws a random "fact" in between all the names being spouted (as in the case of the hotsprings). These passages are like reading one of those really bad fantasy novels where the writer just adds as many fantasy sounding names into the mix that are impossible to remember and you have to keep referring back to previous chapters to remember who they were.

I need more geneology... Hemet, you read my mind

@purplekitten6637

3 жыл бұрын

@Archie Fitzpatrick You were the first man born without a brain

@justdob8652

3 жыл бұрын

@@purplekitten6637 OHHHHH

There’s a hoarite in this house There’s a hoarite in this house There’s a hoarite in this house

2:44 I was expecting a rib joke and was severely disappointed...

I was expecting Harpo Chico Zeppo and Groucho on that list of Esau grandsons. 😆😆

@marcdecock7946

3 жыл бұрын

And hewie, dewie, lewie...

@J.L.Media.

3 жыл бұрын

And Gummo. The one who doesn’t get a mention because his mother was a Cananite slave.

@shriggs55

3 жыл бұрын

And Zorro

The bible is not that party, but it's the next year when you visit your great-aunt and all these people and their children and colleagues are mentioned again.

Brilliant work,keep it up. Please

Eliphaz sounds like Elephant when you're half awake and crashing from coffee. 😂😂

"Be fruitful and multiply" Well they got the "multiply" part down, now how about being "fruitful"? Fruitful: Producing good or helpful results; productive.

The department of Redundancy department 😂😂

3:30 "How does a concubine get added to a family tree?" Involuntarily.

Thank you for making this drivel at least somewhat entertaining.

The bible has sooooo many characters, most of which have no character or defined personality at all. Not even the main characters are written well. It kills me when people act like the bible is some great piece of literature. It fails even there

@marcdecock7946

3 жыл бұрын

I do think it has some cool science fiction storylines, lots of it is just retelling even older stories (Noah=Gilgamesj)...

@gengdragon-1988

3 жыл бұрын

@@marcdecock7946 yeah telling other stories but altered heavily. I prefer to read Gilgamesh, or Sargon of Akkad(who Moses is based on)

@marcdecock7946

3 жыл бұрын

@@gengdragon-1988 Thanks for the hint on Moses, I though jesus also had some similarities with Horus from the Egyptians, and it seems they added details along the line to make the figure even more impressive as a miracle-maker.

@highpath4776

3 жыл бұрын

Gen 1 is good poetry and not far off the general overview of science of the bringing about of the universe - more so than other creation stories in other cultures.

@MegaeffinGarchomp17

3 жыл бұрын

@@highpath4776 how so? What about the genesis accounts is in line with science?

It is at this point in your Genesis videos, where I am getting bored listening to the lineages, that I just noticed the music. Has there been music in all of them?

Zepho sounded like a nice bloke that deserves his spinoff. Sounds like a character Douglas Adams would have picked...

@danacampbell8331

3 жыл бұрын

Or a Marx brother.

@cpn6464

3 жыл бұрын

@@danacampbell8331 Damn, you beat me to it.

Love your content! A tiny correction here-i checked 1 Ch and it says “BY Timna,” meaning Eliphaz had 5 sons with an unnamed woman and then “by Timna,” had one more.

9:05 King Joe Bob? Did the land of Canaan have trailer parks?

@shriggs55

3 жыл бұрын

That was before the tornado.

There are so many tribes in the area, you wouldn't believe it wasn't that long ago it was all under water.

This strikes me as a few king lists mentioned during a meeting or something.

Is it just me or would this chapter make a good rap song? 🤔

The problem with the Biblical Cinematic Universe is that Tom Hiddleston isn't playing Esau. If he was playing Esau and Chris Hemsworth was playing Jacob, Esau would have most of the fangirls, and Taika Waititi would have to be hired to nerf Esau's character so slightly more of the fans would start giving a crap about Jacob. ;-D

Awwww you took the time out make a whole video about this chapter in the bible. You must really love God

@youtubestudiosucks978

8 ай бұрын

Did your slavemaster order you to whrite that?

@CailinnNoT

8 ай бұрын

@@youtubestudiosucks978 cool story bro

These were the sons of Shlomo: Gummo, Groucho, Harpo, Chico, and Zeppo. These were the sons of Morty: Shemp, Moe, Larry, and Curley.

@maryknight4109

2 жыл бұрын

Garry - But where do Flopsey, Mopsey, and Cottontail fit in?

Ok now I’m convinced that you’re just reading random dictionary words

Do you have other videos? What else do you mock instead of trying to understand?

After everything wrong with genesis. Will you do the next book in OT? And you should do movie of this.

He loved the playgrounds when he was a kid. “Jacob, have you seen your brother lately?” “Yes mom, Isau Esau sitting on a see-sau”.

I didn't think anyone could come close to the DarkMatter2525 take on spoofing the biblical accounts but you have come damn close.

I don‘t see any contradiction in these family trees. Just fill in lots of juicy incest, which is comon practise in the bible, and one will see why someone can be brother and son in the same time. Also: Yeah the biblical pokérap part two. Gotta catch them all!

This made me think of Goodfellas. You know the scene at the wedding where Paulie is introducing the bride to the grooms family.

I suspect a lot of these were common names. "Yeshua" was pretty common, I'm told. Also, some might have been named after relatives.

@highpath4776

3 жыл бұрын

@Archie Fitzpatrick As in Albino?

One question I've always had about the Bible: Is Basemath supposed to be base 10 math, or base 2 math? Or some other base?

@highpath4776

3 жыл бұрын

@@harveywabbit9541 But the seasons did not start until after the flood ( did the earth tilt occur then to give the seasons from a previous half water half earth earth in an orbit that generallu gave a constante (eden?) temperature close enough to water for soft rain and abundant fruit growth?)

Lol,did you iss the part that Timna was Lotan's sister,but at the end she's mentioned as one of the chiefs?

Amalek (5 minutes mark) is kinda worth remembering and noting here in terms of the Amalekites who become the Israelite's worst enemies. Some Jewish people associate Amalek with atheism as a rejection of / enemies to God. Apparently the Amalekites attacked and nearly destroyed the israelite son their wanderings in tehdesert and the Israelites were then commanded to massacre them. Wikipedia has a good bit of extar info that isn't in the Christian Bible (but may be inthe Torah /Talmud?) : "According to a midrash, Amalek's mother Timna was a princess who had tried to convert to Judaism but had been rejected by Abraham, Isaac and Jacob. She replied she would rather be a handmaiden to the dregs of this nation then be the mistress of another Nation; to punish the Patriarchs for the affront they had made her, she was made the mother of Amalek which would cause Israel much distress.[24][25] According to the Midrash, the Amalekites were sorcerers who could transform themselves to resemble animals, in order to avoid capture. Thus, in 1 Samuel 15:3, it was considered necessary to destroy the livestock in order to destroy Amalek.[26] In Judaism, the Amalekites came to represent the archetypal enemy of the Jews. In Jewish folklore the Amalekites are considered to be the symbol of evil. Nur Masalha, Elliot Horowitz and Josef Stern suggest that Amalekites have come to represent an "eternally irreconcilable enemy" that wants to murder Jews, and that Jews in post-biblical times sometimes associate contemporary enemies with Haman or Amalekites, and that some Jews believe that pre-emptive violence is acceptable against such enemies.[27] Groups identified with Amalek include the Romans, Nazis, Stalinists, and bellicose Iranian leaders such as Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.[28] More metaphorically, to some Hasidic rabbis (particularly the Baal Shem Tov), Amalek represents atheism or the rejection of God. During the Purim festival, the Book of Esther is read in the commemoration of the saving of the Jewish people from Haman (considered to be an Amalekite) who leads a plot to kill the Jews. On the basis of Exodus 17:14, where the Lord promised to "blot out the name" of Amalek, it is customary for the audience to make noise and shout whenever "Haman" is mentioned, in order to desecrate his name. .." -Wikipedia Amalek page.

@highpath4776

3 жыл бұрын

@@harveywabbit9541 Copper = electricity= quite nicely getting the odd sacrificed cooked even in rain !

@highpath4776

3 жыл бұрын

Given the effective imbalance between the faiths of the near middle east (fertile crescent) over the occupation of historically the best land, will there ever be anything like peace in that area.

Me during the previous episode: I can't keep track of all these different characters... This episode: ..... I... can't...

The desert can be cold at night, in this case, hot springs can be useful.

@highpath4776

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, handy. Do we know of any, there are some where sulfur and low level magma close to earths surface warms the area , think in sinai.

Be VERY grateful that they didn't start naming all the names of the livestock...

I would love to hear the story of Lilith, Adams first wife, I already can imagine how much i will laugh:)

When you start doing the Joseph story, are you going to start singing showtunes?

8:42 is another possible redaction of the genesis (that's supposed to be written by moses) as there was no king reigned until the first book of samuel.

I tried to read all those name and accidentally summoned a demon 💀

Great read. Shame about the content. :)

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@Archie Fitzpatrick You were the first man born without a brain

The sons of Samuel: Mannie, Chico, Harpo, Groucho, Gummo and Zeppo. But Samuels firstborn, Mannie, died in infancy.

I feel like you’re reading the list of the naughty kids in high school.. too many names and honestly no one remembers one of them..

I haven't watched this series in a while and I come back to find out who was the son of who and that guy was the son of some other guy I will not need to know about. I can see why this book is the biggest bestseller of all time. Woo so much fascinating information on each and every page!

9:41 Wait, so when King Hadad died, the zombie version of him became king later?

Spoiler alert, Jacob ends up killing his brother.... you make reading this book much more enjoyable to get thru too. It makes you wonder who got to write this part too?

1. In Jewish custom back than woman were not mentioned in family line, because its the male who carries their father's family tree and name. Jacob had a daughter too Dinah, but she's not counted when it comes to her father's children. 2. Till this day male and female can have the SAME name! Anah as female and a male with the same name. 3. If ALL the details were written down in the Bible, it would be a book that no one can carry. If you want all the details that happened between every succession of the Kings, than there are different sources you can look at. Like the books of the Historian Josephius. 4. The name Esau has the same meaning like Edom. Both names mean reddish. 5. When concubines give birth to a son, they will be mentioned in the family tree aswell. 6. Grandsons were also called son to their grandfather the same goes with Korah. He can be called the Grandson or Son to the Grandfather ( Esau ). Even in my country we do that aswell... 😂

Hemant should break out the Poké-rap for these genealogies.

I don’t even want to know how much the college tuition it totaled yikes 😬 “I’m fine with it” 😆

7:55 Omg are there any DAUGHTERS in their family? How they even able to consistently produce only males?????

I got another bible ad before the video.

Mind, to the people who put this thing together, you MIGHT want to pull a modern technique called "cross-referencing", because even Jesus' genealogies aren't straight. he's got two: one in Matthew, one in Luke, and they have different people in them. Mind, the Torah sources were all written t different times, but CHECK YOUR SOURCES.

Hooray! More Genealogy!

Friendly Atheist, Hemant, you forgot to tell Alex Trebek that you do stand up,(ok, sitting) comedy from the weirdness of the bible! And if the geneologies keep up,(ugh, they do) you might lose the Friendly part of your name lol. You could become the Totally Losing It Atheist! LOL. Still loving your take on these. And great pronunciation! Dr. Josh helping? From Digital Hammurabi. Though, I know how very intelligent you are!👍😘💖✌😷🎃

i wonder why we barely read the bible in sunday school oh... right...

Just riveting storytelling!