Everything Wrong With Assassin's Creed In 13 Minutes Or Less

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Assassin's Creed may have satisfied some fans of the video game, but the rest of us... not so much. This movie sets the record for "amazing actors slumming."
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  • @keeganstormblade5456
    @keeganstormblade54567 жыл бұрын

    9:24 Sin 91 He missed the conveniently placed haystack at the bottom, which caused him to desync. Everyone who's played Assassin's Creed has done that at least once.

  • @mat.quantum2671

    @mat.quantum2671

    7 жыл бұрын

    Keegan Stormblade Yup lol

  • @porky8278

    @porky8278

    7 жыл бұрын

    3 more times than you said

  • @KKYY12

    @KKYY12

    7 жыл бұрын

    Keegan Stormblade true

  • @user-bx9ri2qv3y

    @user-bx9ri2qv3y

    7 жыл бұрын

    tfw you drop off a zipline in syndicate and miss the haystack

  • @highflykicks2167

    @highflykicks2167

    7 жыл бұрын

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  • @syd_jzx100
    @syd_jzx1005 жыл бұрын

    They could've done the story of Edward Kenway from Black Flag and used Chris Hemsworth as the actor and it would've been a killer movie. Like cmon!

  • @mengosaurus

    @mengosaurus

    5 жыл бұрын

    oh shit you're right he does look like edward a little

  • @capitive1503

    @capitive1503

    5 жыл бұрын

    Anyone else notice that Kenway was the last name of Connor and his father? Or am I an idiot

  • @mengosaurus

    @mengosaurus

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@capitive1503 its because they are related

  • @tommerker8063

    @tommerker8063

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@capitive1503 there is no facepalm big enough xD

  • @elstormo

    @elstormo

    5 жыл бұрын

    Or they could've just used his voice actor, Matt Ryan.

  • @MsDaydream3r
    @MsDaydream3r3 жыл бұрын

    One of the things that gave me nerd rage in this movie is how they don't even get the terminology right. The assassin's organization is called the *Brotherhood,* the creed is just their motto.

  • @mrreddead

    @mrreddead

    3 жыл бұрын

    True

  • @tedjoe8308

    @tedjoe8308

    2 жыл бұрын

    The thing that really gets to me is the Animus, I know I'm not spelling that right, I get that they had to change it.

  • @Fontenoy_

    @Fontenoy_

    2 жыл бұрын

    The creed is not the motto it's the ideology

  • @DH-xw6jp

    @DH-xw6jp

    2 жыл бұрын

    The Creed isn't just a motto, it's a creed. The rules they live by.

  • @JohnSmith-yd5wq

    @JohnSmith-yd5wq

    Жыл бұрын

    Just imagine how hard is it to be a Resident Evil fan.

  • @LeviAckerman-dl3fk
    @LeviAckerman-dl3fk5 жыл бұрын

    Remember when the animus worked like a VR headset, yeah good times, but hey movie drama

  • @thevoidlookspretty7079

    @thevoidlookspretty7079

    5 жыл бұрын

    Or like a coffin. Or a complicated therapy chair. Or literally anything that would’ve made more sense than a giant stupid arm.

  • @emmittsmith482

    @emmittsmith482

    5 жыл бұрын

    Because no one wants to watch a movie about someone using a fucking VR headset. That free motion apparatus was great

  • @bandersnatch9793

    @bandersnatch9793

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@thevoidlookspretty7079 I think the arm makes more sense tbh. they were using the animus as training for a long time. Why not build practical motion alongside the practical knowledge? Plus, synchronizing seems to be more finicky, but nets more accurate memories, so the motion likely aids sync as well.

  • @bandersnatch9793

    @bandersnatch9793

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Halo Wanna the Templars had the animi training program. It's what they used to train new recruits

  • @EBTS-3

    @EBTS-3

    4 жыл бұрын

    What about the way they did it in avatar

  • @thiccums3556
    @thiccums35567 жыл бұрын

    probably my favorite part in the movie was when the kid messed up the bike trick in the beginning

  • @PullipKisses

    @PullipKisses

    7 жыл бұрын

    Mr. Jiggly my favorite part was when he took ofc his shirt XD

  • @eartz97

    @eartz97

    7 жыл бұрын

    My favorite part was the end because it was over

  • @Lark88
    @Lark886 жыл бұрын

    "Does he remember mundane things?" Well Ezio remembered collecting feathers, soo... yes. yes he does. XD

  • @RandallWorks

    @RandallWorks

    4 жыл бұрын

    Not to be dirty minded, but another mundane thing was Ezio was a womaniser- like A LOT! Imagine watching someone in the animus (movie version) literally.. eh.. thrusting?? ^^U Also, your comment made me snort laughter, so thanks~

  • @crackerjackrappr

    @crackerjackrappr

    4 жыл бұрын

    And being born apparently.

  • @deleted6335

    @deleted6335

    4 жыл бұрын

    For the collecting feathers thing. . .didn't Bayak do that too? Or was collecting feathers just a normal thing for Ubisoft's assassins to do?

  • @dustyfedora

    @dustyfedora

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lark88 Altair remembered collecting flags and picking pockets

  • @rickpeters8204

    @rickpeters8204

    4 жыл бұрын

    The animus isn't based on actual memory, it's based on genetic memory. So it would make sense for literally everything, including his birth be stored in there.

  • @aboredguywithaninternetcon4663
    @aboredguywithaninternetcon46634 жыл бұрын

    1:12 I'm going to use a James Kidd quote, that he says when Edward misunderstands the phrase "Nothing is true, everything is permitted" "You parrot the words, but you do not understand them"

  • @thelgndryD

    @thelgndryD

    3 жыл бұрын

    only a true fan of blackflag would notice that so kudos for you!!

  • @Spy13194

    @Spy13194

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nice

  • @keno502
    @keno502 Жыл бұрын

    A thing that really fucked up my nerves hardcore was that the assassins in the movie cut the ring finger on their right hand. Canonically, it's their left hand - portrayed in ac1, ac origins. Also by the 15th century they didn't need to cut their finger (unless it was part of the initiation ritual, which I doubt) because the hidden blade's design had advanced considerably by that time.

  • @geckoraptor9397

    @geckoraptor9397

    Жыл бұрын

    Also the animus is a chair with a computer thing connected to it not a wierd huge arm thing

  • @dayzroc8645
    @dayzroc86457 жыл бұрын

    I don't get why game-based movies go out of their way to change everything good about the games.

  • @trunkulent

    @trunkulent

    7 жыл бұрын

    To be fair (and I haven't watched this movie or played much of the series, so this is general), movies tend to have to change stuff to fit the medium.

  • @dayzroc8645

    @dayzroc8645

    7 жыл бұрын

    I understand, but still, the outcome often sucks.

  • @Doctor_Odin

    @Doctor_Odin

    7 жыл бұрын

    Adnane Roc along with writers having only read the description on the back of a boxes or the Wikipedia entries

  • @WixkedLovy

    @WixkedLovy

    7 жыл бұрын

    I bet the people who make them are too lazy to play the games so they just read up on it on Wikipedia.

  • @Niom_Music

    @Niom_Music

    7 жыл бұрын

    Bcuz who da fuk carez about story?! Gotta make dat qwit money boiiii

  • @DMoney1644
    @DMoney16447 жыл бұрын

    Here's a real commentary on this movie: I saw this very video pop up, said "Oh, is Assassin's Creed out already?", googled the release date, and found it came and went SIX MONTHS AGO.

  • @RennArmy

    @RennArmy

    7 жыл бұрын

    Honestly, I saw one trailer and heard nothing else. Ever. Nice job, advertising team.

  • @GarrusN7

    @GarrusN7

    7 жыл бұрын

    Yeah very low key marketing. I knew the movie had come out but I only knew it existed because of the gaming sites I frequent.

  • @MintyMoni

    @MintyMoni

    7 жыл бұрын

    SAME!!

  • @NinjaBunni13

    @NinjaBunni13

    7 жыл бұрын

    LITERALLY SAME

  • @Luinta

    @Luinta

    7 жыл бұрын

    Sooo movie failed to movie even before it had the chance to movie. (ding)

  • @FreXeM
    @FreXeM4 жыл бұрын

    I am a huge Assassin's Creed fan, but the movie was just terrible.

  • @justinthomasjr.36

    @justinthomasjr.36

    4 жыл бұрын

    I am a huge fnaf fan and I pray and hope they do the movie well 😔

  • @Gho5t_1984

    @Gho5t_1984

    4 жыл бұрын

    Please explain to me why you hated it because I thought it was great. Regardless of what people say, I’m not afraid to say it.

  • @benyaminghassemi5525

    @benyaminghassemi5525

    4 жыл бұрын

    It was a disaster

  • @no-v-aa

    @no-v-aa

    4 жыл бұрын

    The problem is that if someone never played a game before, they’d hate this movie. All around, the movie was alright. Some of the real world scenes sucked but I think they did a good job portraying the memories.

  • @FreXeM

    @FreXeM

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Gho5t_1984 Well, I think they didn't tell the story as they should have, mind you I have played the games so from my perspective knowing the pretext. Plus the simulation while in synchronisation isn't how Abstergo operated in the game? He was having to execute the moves to reflect his memory? A lot of things just didn't make much sense. But that is just my opinion, disregarding the games storytelling, the movie was good.

  • @YiMingSofyiaXue
    @YiMingSofyiaXue5 жыл бұрын

    *"Apple fans-annoyingly loyal since 1492."*

  • @tristan4175

    @tristan4175

    3 жыл бұрын

    Best comment ever😂🤣

  • @danielroberts668

    @danielroberts668

    3 жыл бұрын

    Even longer than that

  • @manwe1532
    @manwe15327 жыл бұрын

    "You were supposed to destroy the bad video game movies Assassin's Creed, not join them."

  • @Officerdown76

    @Officerdown76

    7 жыл бұрын

    St. Ranger it's one of the best video game movies so far so ehhh I wish they picked the script of the assassins creed 2 because it's the best story

  • @castleoffiction96

    @castleoffiction96

    7 жыл бұрын

    Stephen Borkowski they probably wanted their own storyline to prevent a quicksilver-esque scenario where you somehow have two origin stories

  • @IAmBrownThunderOfficial

    @IAmBrownThunderOfficial

    7 жыл бұрын

    Justin Kurzel directed the film well enough IMO. I think the script and Ubisoft's signature buggery really spoiled the final product.

  • @darthconquerus

    @darthconquerus

    7 жыл бұрын

    I feel like you're rehashing a Star Wars quote with that, except Obi Wan says destroy not kill, but thanks for trying

  • @nukritik2933

    @nukritik2933

    7 жыл бұрын

    St. Ranger Bring balance to the genre, not leave it in darkness! 😅

  • @manwe1532
    @manwe15327 жыл бұрын

    Let me tell you something good about this movie; it doesn't have blindingly bright loading screens.

  • @mystic-malevolence

    @mystic-malevolence

    7 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, the loading screens are a lot shorter than they were in the last game.

  • @frangalveztraductor237
    @frangalveztraductor2374 жыл бұрын

    Well, calling "city" to Andalucia deserves a sin

  • @lucassams5639

    @lucassams5639

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's really common knowledge

  • @nils1749

    @nils1749

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was searching for a comment like this.

  • @BM-es5mf

    @BM-es5mf

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nils1749 its also hardly unpronounceable lol

  • @assassinmaster3419
    @assassinmaster34194 жыл бұрын

    I don't think this dude has ever played an Assassin's Creed. Also, him seeing Aguilar is something called the bleeding effect which is also how he knew how to fight

  • @Laocoon283

    @Laocoon283

    4 жыл бұрын

    That's the point if the criticism lol. A movie is supposed to stand on it's own not rely on information from the game.

  • @6ixlxrd

    @6ixlxrd

    4 жыл бұрын

    Play 3:39 and listen. This guy makes a single joke about time-travel, and suddenly everyone takes it serious without bothering to finish watching the video.

  • @thornwall6303

    @thornwall6303

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Laocoon283 Ah yes, a movie about a video game should stand alone and not rely on information from the actual video game it's based on to make sense. Using that logic, Super Mario Bros. isn't the worst video game of all time

  • @Laocoon283

    @Laocoon283

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@thornwall6303 dont really know what your trying to say but yea not every1 going to see the movie has played the game so why would you rely on plot important info to be narrated exclusively through the game. That's just gonna result in half of your audience not understanding the movie.

  • @thornwall6303

    @thornwall6303

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Laocoon283 Ok counterargument: Why would you go see a movie based off of the Assassin's Creed game series if you've never played an Assassin's Creed game or are even remotely interested in the Assassin's Creed game series? That's like walking into a gun store even though you are against guns

  • @MysterioBerlin
    @MysterioBerlin7 жыл бұрын

    u think those credits are long?...in the games even the cleaning person in the Ubisoft toilets gets her name shown...and in every language the game is available

  • @azadalamiq

    @azadalamiq

    7 жыл бұрын

    ff14 in the Guinness book of world records for longest credits because of all the players who stuck around in 1.0.

  • @LeopoldLitchenstein

    @LeopoldLitchenstein

    7 жыл бұрын

    I think the credits for both Rayman Origins and Legends are damn near the length of a movie

  • @whywhy8276

    @whywhy8276

    7 жыл бұрын

    Little Nightmare bullshit

  • @JDragonblade1103

    @JDragonblade1103

    7 жыл бұрын

    MysterioBerlin when I beat one of the games (idk which one) I left it running and ate dinner AND IT WAS STILL GOING.

  • @Andiatus

    @Andiatus

    7 жыл бұрын

    4 words for you: Mighty No. 9 Credits...

  • @themightysven
    @themightysven7 жыл бұрын

    We're gonna make this movie about an Apple to make the movie seem like even more of an asshole

  • @camerondale6529

    @camerondale6529

    7 жыл бұрын

    themightysven I don't understand one bit of that.

  • @danielabize1398

    @danielabize1398

    7 жыл бұрын

    It's a recurrent joke in Cinema Sins. Everytime a character eats an apple, the guy says this.

  • @brevardrioux

    @brevardrioux

    7 жыл бұрын

    he says "director tells actor to eat an apple so actors character looks like an asshole" in essence

  • @booonnoob7950

    @booonnoob7950

    7 жыл бұрын

    themightysven if you don't play assassins creed then you wouldn't know what the apple of eden is. It has nothing to do with Adam and Eve.

  • @darthyoda0662

    @darthyoda0662

    7 жыл бұрын

    Booon Noob technically Adam and Eve are mentioned in I think it was subject 16s memories if you worked out all the puzzles

  • @reallyFrogman
    @reallyFrogman5 жыл бұрын

    This isn't time travel. This dude never played an Assassin's Creed game.

  • @zimnylech527

    @zimnylech527

    4 жыл бұрын

    He probably didn't, but that's beside the point. If your movie doesn't hold up without the viewer knowing the source material... then the movie sucks balls, period.

  • @DJDaisho

    @DJDaisho

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@zimnylech527 i mean, if you go into something specifically advertised as a movie about a game, and you choose not to play the game beforehand, then your an idiot to begin with . . . but hey, lets not judge right? . . . the entire point of a movie based off of a game is that the viewer DOES know the source material ffs, otherwise why the hell would they be going to said movie . . . also they did explain that they were accessing genetic memories, time travel wasnt mentioned ONCE in this movie . . . ps - dont get me wrong, the movie was trash, but call it out for what actually made it trash, rather than for some bullshit reason

  • @assassinmaster3419

    @assassinmaster3419

    4 жыл бұрын

    EXACTLY!!!!!!!

  • @ramadansteve1715

    @ramadansteve1715

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@DJDaisho "iTS nOt TImE tRaVel!"

  • @ramadansteve1715

    @ramadansteve1715

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@DJDaisho I mean you seem to be stroking out about the smallest detail in a shitty series lmao

  • @koxacbka
    @koxacbka5 жыл бұрын

    some of the sins could be easily explained: it's a fan service for gamers(doesn't make the movie better, but explains why it's there)

  • @julesthief

    @julesthief

    5 жыл бұрын

    I swear, you're the only person in this comment section that I've seen that has made that point and not complained about them not playing the game.

  • @numa2k147

    @numa2k147

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Mk-it6cr no, not at all.

  • @Drewzler

    @Drewzler

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Mk-it6cr Exactly. They tried to give the game fans some fun stuff but they screwed so much else up it wasn't even worth it.

  • @thisisafalseaccount105

    @thisisafalseaccount105

    4 жыл бұрын

    Andrew Cruz I don’t think you understand how company’s work, they don’t do it for the fans they do it for the money that’s why some people don’t like new games anymore even if there’s nothing wrong with them it’s because of the company

  • @MrRkaperak

    @MrRkaperak

    3 жыл бұрын

    Most of the “sins” are just movie cliche. He gave a point for the face touch? And another point for the drugged running scene? Anything besides a family of 4 with kids born from missionary sex followed by blueberry pancakes is a “sin” to this guy

  • @truckersluck5111
    @truckersluck51117 жыл бұрын

    This guy is a savage. I want him to tell me everything wrong with my life in 13 minutes or less.

  • @ThomasTET6

    @ThomasTET6

    7 жыл бұрын

    that would take at least an hour.

  • @Imadthebest23

    @Imadthebest23

    7 жыл бұрын

    efge3wf ewfgef 13 minutes? hahahahaha with me he'll talk for hours

  • @dylanvip9365

    @dylanvip9365

    7 жыл бұрын

    efge3wf ewfgef 13 minutes is not enough time bro

  • @wrongtime9097

    @wrongtime9097

    7 жыл бұрын

    why bleu cheese? and yes, it's bleu, not blue for cheese

  • @truckersluck5111

    @truckersluck5111

    7 жыл бұрын

    liquid uranium damn 😂

  • @hauntedstarcollection
    @hauntedstarcollection7 жыл бұрын

    I actually laughed out loud at "his ghost mom, presumably named Martha" Holy shit.

  • @hutchhutch5965

    @hutchhutch5965

    6 жыл бұрын

    Batman and superman be like your mom's name Martha to ? We need more men like you. come join the league 😆

  • @donflamingo8375

    @donflamingo8375

    6 жыл бұрын

    jeremy hutchison that'd be lit

  • @chameleon1015

    @chameleon1015

    6 жыл бұрын

    jeremy hutchison Glad I’m not the only one who realized that XD

  • @isamuddin1

    @isamuddin1

    5 жыл бұрын

    Well let kayako and sadako join too 😂😂😂

  • @aboal3ez9613
    @aboal3ez96134 жыл бұрын

    he's not speaking Spanish back words he was actually speaking Arabic lmao!

  • @yjiokhi4479

    @yjiokhi4479

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@PH.Studio he was saying "nothing is true"0

  • @koptos007_cz8

    @koptos007_cz8

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@PH.Studio Laa shay'a waqui'n moutlaq bale kouloun moumkine (ليس هناك ما هو صحيح ، كل شيء مسموح به)

  • @soupslow1396

    @soupslow1396

    4 жыл бұрын

    koptos007_CZ they should’ve used what altaïr said in the first game, “La Shay’a Waqi’on Bal Kollon Momken”

  • @kaseyrolow

    @kaseyrolow

    4 жыл бұрын

    He didn’t say he was speaking Spanish backwards he said the subtitles of the movie said he was speaking Spanish backwards.

  • @skatingfreak1670

    @skatingfreak1670

    4 жыл бұрын

    the guy was speaking classical arabic

  • @lel0312
    @lel03124 жыл бұрын

    2:02 the man actually says "nothing is true, everything is permitted" in Arabic

  • @dustyfedora

    @dustyfedora

    4 жыл бұрын

    lel Really the movie butchered the subtitles by having it say (backwards spanish)

  • @oyasoominasai6306

    @oyasoominasai6306

    2 жыл бұрын

    that must be altair

  • @revan4130
    @revan41307 жыл бұрын

    Really surprised you didn't sin/mention the fact that 95% of this movie took place in abstergo, and that about 15 min of the movie actually took place during the inquisition with the assassins

  • @Poisonjab354

    @Poisonjab354

    7 жыл бұрын

    Blake Hunter I don't know about u but those were my favorite parts of the game walking around that boring gray building instead of being kicking ass in the animus.

  • @revan4130

    @revan4130

    7 жыл бұрын

    Bruce Young either I don't get your satire or your sarcasm.

  • @eruditootidure2611

    @eruditootidure2611

    7 жыл бұрын

    The Sins are based on the movies themselves without consideration of the source material. Since they aren't considering the balance of modern day to past found in the games, the movie's balance isn't being compared to anything.

  • @revan4130

    @revan4130

    7 жыл бұрын

    Erudito otidurE what you said literally had no connection to my comment lmfao.

  • @darkstarbucks975

    @darkstarbucks975

    7 жыл бұрын

    Blake Hunter True. I loved this movie. 10/10. But I hated that Aguilar only had 15 mins of screen time.

  • @grobanlover292
    @grobanlover2927 жыл бұрын

    "Apple fans- annoyingly loyal since 1492" XD

  • @merrittanimation7721

    @merrittanimation7721

    7 жыл бұрын

    EverythingIC Steve Jobs is a Time lord

  • @bunniesforsale4667

    @bunniesforsale4667

    7 жыл бұрын

    ikr. I once didn't get a job at an interview, because the Business Manager was a Mac thumper, and I recommended Parallels.

  • @SourDiesal14

    @SourDiesal14

    7 жыл бұрын

    A Farm Simulator movie would be DOPE AF!

  • @cyreeto8211

    @cyreeto8211

    7 жыл бұрын

    Tyler Kriz already working on it

  • @lilhades9484

    @lilhades9484

    6 жыл бұрын

    EverythingIC Apple fans - annoyingly loyal since 49 B.C.E

  • @M15F1T1127
    @M15F1T11273 жыл бұрын

    As a fan of the games, I didn't really like the movie but I like how they included the bleeding effect.

  • @xanmanskaggs216
    @xanmanskaggs2165 жыл бұрын

    actually the reason it started on birds were assassins creed always had something about birds along with in ac origins at the end beyck had dropped a bird necklace and it showed to reason the assassin icon is the icon

  • @clumped_8503

    @clumped_8503

    4 жыл бұрын

    Eagles*

  • @Schojay

    @Schojay

    4 жыл бұрын

    tickle me kermit an eagle is a bird you melt

  • @clumped_8503

    @clumped_8503

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Schojay sorry i thought it was the fat people country's national thing, sorry to dissapoint

  • @Schojay

    @Schojay

    4 жыл бұрын

    tickle me kermit haha lol

  • @demonpride1975

    @demonpride1975

    4 жыл бұрын

    while i do agree, i think you are missing the point. why show the scenes with the birds, when this is supposed to be a memory sequence. i can agree to him seeing the bird from where he is standing, but not a view from behind the bird. it kinda ruins the whole memory shit.

  • @Rebel_Friend
    @Rebel_Friend7 жыл бұрын

    I watched this and I had never played an Assassin Creed game. I had no idea who was the good guy or the bad guy. If your audience doesn't know who we have to root for, you know f^cked up. +1 sin

  • @animatrix1490

    @animatrix1490

    7 жыл бұрын

    Oh, don't worry; that's basically how the games are.

  • @MrElionor

    @MrElionor

    7 жыл бұрын

    Hmm people who want to enslave the human race vs people who want to preserve it's free will ya you're right no clear good and bad guys there

  • @animatrix1490

    @animatrix1490

    7 жыл бұрын

    MrElionor both of whom seem to think it's fine to murder you without compunction if you disagree with them. EDIT: I'm sorry, I forgot, you don't even have to disagree, you can just be a random person who happens to be in the wrong place at the wrong time

  • @emiliepaquet2892

    @emiliepaquet2892

    7 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, a great thing about the video games is that there are basiccaly no good guys. I mean, there the ones who want to be dictators and rule the world, and literal assassins on the other side.The change of the usual good guys/bad guys division is refreshing. But there are so many things in the Assassin's Creed franchise that they simple couldn't explain all they needed to explain in the short time lenght of a movie. So, yeah. Point to them for effort. I'm still disappointed. The games are awesome (though less so in the more recents) and my favorite to this day and the movie doesn't live up to the potential.

  • @Ridiculous77

    @Ridiculous77

    7 жыл бұрын

    @Madeleine Fisher The Assassin's have a creed and part of that creed says that they won't kill an innocent. So no, they won;t kill you even if you are in the wrong place at the wrong time, the Templars however, will do whatever it takes to get what they want.

  • @KhiTurner
    @KhiTurner7 жыл бұрын

    _I literally thought I had the Spanish version until 20 minutes in_

  • @jonahbrown5669

    @jonahbrown5669

    7 жыл бұрын

    _I can slant words too_ *cool right?* *_yeee_*

  • @raynjohnson9354

    @raynjohnson9354

    7 жыл бұрын

    Jonah Brown -yes- no

  • @kishanbhatt1206

    @kishanbhatt1206

    7 жыл бұрын

    AcquaNINJA 😂😂

  • @redrix1787

    @redrix1787

    7 жыл бұрын

    YEE

  • @redrix1787

    @redrix1787

    7 жыл бұрын

    Jonah Brown YEE

  • @supertuber2543
    @supertuber25434 жыл бұрын

    They could've at least stuck with the original story I mean it can't be so hard to look for people who look like Desmond or altiar

  • @MOH-ph3qm

    @MOH-ph3qm

    3 жыл бұрын

    The movie is a canon expansion to the games universe also one of Cal's ancestors is Arno Dorian

  • @TierRune

    @TierRune

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@MOH-ph3qm To add to that, I think Omar was meant to be a descendant of Yusuf from Revelations.

  • @MOH-ph3qm

    @MOH-ph3qm

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@TierRune yeah almost every character that was prisoned in abstergo was confirmed a descendant of some of the famous assassin's

  • @Razor_Afterlife

    @Razor_Afterlife

    3 жыл бұрын

    Aguilar was cool though

  • @jockeyfield1954

    @jockeyfield1954

    3 жыл бұрын

    it could've been more even. maybe it could show Desmond going through the first 3 games leading to his death. would be hard to fit 3 games into a single movie but i've seen it happen, a huge plot squeezed down into a single movie and it still being good also, i'd really like to see Haytham on the big screen, he was such a cool character and i'd love to see him portrayed by an actor

  • @tomhubbard8510
    @tomhubbard85105 жыл бұрын

    I've just been to Andalaucia, and its perfectly pronouncable and very geologically interesting XD

  • @ASR-Ansori

    @ASR-Ansori

    4 жыл бұрын

    But not a city like he says lol

  • @frangalveztraductor237

    @frangalveztraductor237

    3 жыл бұрын

    Come back, we have real tapas

  • @alexthornburg7156
    @alexthornburg71567 жыл бұрын

    "Apple fans - annoyingly loyal since 1492" Killed it, XD You just got a new sub

  • @dolokingmo2304

    @dolokingmo2304

    7 жыл бұрын

    Alex Thornburg BECAUSE MY MOORS MUURS LOST N 1492...IF IT WASN'T 4DAT L WE TOOK.YALL B RIGHT BAC IN THE CAVES FUC N EACH OTHER N SLEEPING ON ROCKS SCARPING DAT PALE NOT WHITE FACE ..BITCH KING OF THE MOORS HAS SPOKE N

  • @ztuber7763

    @ztuber7763

    7 жыл бұрын

    All the talk of apples and not one was eaten.

  • @RemovingTheWingus

    @RemovingTheWingus

    7 жыл бұрын

    Dolo King Mo White fronted chapuchin, White headed chapuchin, white thinghed surili, White headed laguar Lar Gibbon, learn yo facts idiot

  • @ezioautordegranday555

    @ezioautordegranday555

    7 жыл бұрын

    we protect it so people like you getting it

  • @RemovingTheWingus

    @RemovingTheWingus

    7 жыл бұрын

    and next time make sure you know your facts until you use them u white headed idiot

  • @marcvsaurelius7570
    @marcvsaurelius75705 жыл бұрын

    Actually the statement "nothing is true everything is permitted" comes from the real life middle eastern Hashashin the Assassin's were based on. The motto is often taken out of context in the AC series. In reality its referring specifically to religion as "nothing is true" means the rules of religion are not real and simply rules made by man and "everything is permitted" meaning things usually considered unlawful and immoral (murder, thievery, suicide, etc.) were in fact allowed and not the rules of any sort of higher power. Also fun fact the assassins IRL actually worked WITH the Templars during the crusades not against them. Annnnd then got slaughtered by the Mongolians only 100 years after they began.

  • @zorex.

    @zorex.

    5 жыл бұрын

    The series interprets that motto as this: _To say that nothing is true, is to realise that the foundations of society are fragile, and that we must be the shepherds of our own civilisation. To say that everything is permitted, is to understand that we are the architects of our actions, and that we must live with their consequences, whether glorious or tragic._

  • @tommerker8063

    @tommerker8063

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@zorex. some of the games also sprinkle some "the needs of many outweight the needs of a few" (like in killing one guy to save multiple others) into the mix.

  • @reda1888

    @reda1888

    5 жыл бұрын

    everything was perfect, until the 100 years fact, it was reported they lasted about 300 years, now i might be wrong, they might have been slaughtered but some survived ... not sure

  • @jedidiahstone5949

    @jedidiahstone5949

    5 жыл бұрын

    I figured that the assassin's would help in the cursades

  • @bazirancovek

    @bazirancovek

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jedidiahstone5949 becouse they had the common enemy,sunni muslims. Hashinshins (assassins in the western world) were shia muslims who wanted shia islam to be the dominating islam in the middle east. They failed as much as the crusaders

  • @aderinog
    @aderinog5 жыл бұрын

    i was lost so many times during this movie. i saw it in cinemas when it first came out and i swear i still have no idea what was accomplished at the end of it

  • @seanfactors9285

    @seanfactors9285

    4 жыл бұрын

    Play ac

  • @Cody.Wright

    @Cody.Wright

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@seanfactors9285 played pretty much all of them movie was still crap there's a reason it didn't get a sequel nothing you could possibly say could change that

  • @penjaminthestrange4427
    @penjaminthestrange44274 жыл бұрын

    they don't use time travel, he's not going anywhere in space or time, Abstergo is using his DNA to SEE into the past not TRAVEL there

  • @dustyfedora

    @dustyfedora

    4 жыл бұрын

    penn penn 3:39

  • @WarriorPNG

    @WarriorPNG

    3 жыл бұрын

    technacaly whoever uses the animus takes control of the ancestor but still needs to be 80% synchronized it doesnt change history but that was a not big but was spoken almost every time in the intro missions in all assassins creed games

  • @Draukagrissah
    @Draukagrissah7 жыл бұрын

    I would like to point out that, if anything, the game's story is more batshit insane than the movie's. However, it is *cohesive* and although it gets a little pseudo-science gobbledygooky at times, it still has a *consistent* internal structure that the player can follow. The threads of Assassin and Descendant are interwoven in a way that is entertaining and easy to follow (if weird). Also the Animus is more like the Matrix. None of this suped up Vive shit where the Descendant is physically performing the feats of the Assassin. But I guess they felt like they wouldn't have gotten the most out of buying Fassbender's time if he'd been laying in a box for half the movie.

  • @conorm.5331

    @conorm.5331

    7 жыл бұрын

    ^ The animus in this movie is retarded.

  • @Chronicpatchkids

    @Chronicpatchkids

    7 жыл бұрын

    Draukagrissah Cohesive my ass. The game series has one of the most stupidest stories in all of gaming. Very fun games, shit story

  • @gimmetheloot1213

    @gimmetheloot1213

    7 жыл бұрын

    Superhero Fan the story was good until brotherhood. The story outside the animus in the first game was really interesting. But then desmond died and everything went to shit.

  • @eruditootidure2611

    @eruditootidure2611

    7 жыл бұрын

    They didn't want to invoke Matrix vibes. I mean, that's a stupid reason for the Arm-nimus, but that's one of the reasons they gave.

  • @eruditootidure2611

    @eruditootidure2611

    7 жыл бұрын

    Haittakari The last game I played was Black Flag as well, but I've watched Letsplays of the following games. Unity is garbage with no redeeming qualities, Rogue has janky dialog, but I'd recommend watching a letsplay if you like the narrative (It ties heavily into AC3 and Black Flag, plus introduces some modern day characters who may be important), and Syndicate also has instances of janky dialog, and feels a little out of place in the universe, buuuuut I thoroughly enjoyed the characters, and the modern day (which consists entirely of about 10 minutes of cutscenes and some audio logs) has potentially major implications for the future of the series. I wouldn't recommend spending money on any of them, but if you have any interest in picking the series back up in the future, you'd do well to check out letsplays and Audiolog compilations from the latter two.

  • @shayan-gg
    @shayan-gg7 жыл бұрын

    Apple Fanboys annoyingly loyal since 1492 ~Cinemasins

  • @otisb.driftwood7106

    @otisb.driftwood7106

    7 жыл бұрын

    M. Shayan you have a golden Bmw??

  • @shayan-gg

    @shayan-gg

    7 жыл бұрын

    Otis B. Driftwood why?

  • @michellepr8634
    @michellepr86344 жыл бұрын

    Normal day on assassins creed Knock enemy out Put on boat Go to the middle of the ocean Throw in ocean Watch them drown Feed sharks

  • @naeek1876

    @naeek1876

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wich one are u talking about? 3 1?

  • @ninjaked1265

    @ninjaked1265

    4 жыл бұрын

    Xero 4 was the best in my opinion

  • @A-Microwave

    @A-Microwave

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Yunprek 4 was a fantastic game

  • @jockeyfield1954

    @jockeyfield1954

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Yunprek 4 is the worst one? excuse me, if it weren't for Edward Kenway becoming an assassin after he was put into a world of templars and the creed, we wouldn't have our buddy Haytham or his son Connor, and 4 had more assassins than origins, Valhalla, and odyssey and i know a ton of assassin's creed fans that love those games (i kinda liked origins tbh)

  • @teshahartke5468

    @teshahartke5468

    3 жыл бұрын

    I didn't know you could do that!

  • @interpol1234
    @interpol12344 жыл бұрын

    Assassin creed: So we have many characters that you can work with. And diffrent stories that the fans love. Hollywood: Yes Assassin creed: Which character do you wish to do and with what story line so we can help you guys set up. Hollywood: Nah we are only taking a couple of your things and making a brand new story that doesn't match up with the game/story. Assassin creed: ....??.. What Hollywood:*gives The money to company* shhhhhhhhh no one will realize. Literally almost everyone: How does this even fit in at all?????

  • @johns5638

    @johns5638

    4 жыл бұрын

    *gives the money... *literally

  • @crazyclemsonfan8305

    @crazyclemsonfan8305

    4 жыл бұрын

    "Who is Desmond???????!!!!!!!!!"

  • @A-Microwave

    @A-Microwave

    4 жыл бұрын

    yea the movie is canon to the game universe, you'd know if you played origins, the main character who is using the animus sent and received emails with sofia, and the arm design for the animus was her idea

  • @Gho5t_1984

    @Gho5t_1984

    4 жыл бұрын

    It’s not supposed to be a game, it’s a movie. It’s supposed to take the general idea of Assassin’s Creed (because it’s cool) and turn it into a unique story. It’s not connected to the games because it’s a MOVIE. There’s a difference.

  • @cameronbaker97

    @cameronbaker97

    3 жыл бұрын

    it's set in the same universe as the games though.

  • @EvanMe
    @EvanMe7 жыл бұрын

    "Oh Lord, wash away my sin" *Looks directly at the sin counter*

  • @bornjusticerule5764
    @bornjusticerule57647 жыл бұрын

    his ghost mom presumably named Martha lol

  • @ginsburgguadamuz3583
    @ginsburgguadamuz35835 жыл бұрын

    The movie should’ve implemented the first civilization visions Desmond sees in the game like Juno, Minerva and the guy

  • @jotun.616
    @jotun.6165 жыл бұрын

    Theres no horse there but the animus doesnt raise him up. So hes trotting like a man riding a stick horse, with a very serious look on his face.

  • @true_shotentertainment2717

    @true_shotentertainment2717

    5 жыл бұрын

    Nor did they cut off their fingers to use the hidden blade this movie sucked..Sadly I'm watching now to make sense of it.

  • @TomMcD71
    @TomMcD717 жыл бұрын

    in the games if you don't follow what the ancestors did you desynchronize and lose the game

  • @nardrosis

    @nardrosis

    7 жыл бұрын

    Only during the missions, and even then its basically "do it your way" for a lot of it. The rest of the game is just running around the open world stabbing dudes.

  • @TomMcD71

    @TomMcD71

    7 жыл бұрын

    during the missions aka memories you need to follow guidelines or you get desynchronized but outside of the memories you are able to do anything

  • @ThatsBizarre938

    @ThatsBizarre938

    7 жыл бұрын

    How do they keep that rule when the game is free roam?

  • @mattyKallday

    @mattyKallday

    7 жыл бұрын

    missions, like gta

  • @kaylethejudicator2368

    @kaylethejudicator2368

    7 жыл бұрын

    I am going to assume they based it how typical memory works. Most of the time, when big events happen, humans have a predictable memory priority. In the game, the main quests can be seen as the main memory, all things that were the most impactful. Side quests, while still important are things that do not change the big picture in the end, if anything they just added more clarity to the main memories. For example, I just failed a big exam, a side quest/memory would give more backstory on why, such as gaming all night. Regardless if i actually remembered that side memory (remembering could be seen as completing the sidequest) the main memory isn't altered because it is already told and done. And of course, the last on priority list would most likely be free roam travel. The travel, unless some event happened on the way, is seen as clutter, and not worth remembering unless specified. I can take whatever path i need to get to my job, but if nothing eventful happened, by the end of the week i most likely won't remember which paths i took, since it was not important

  • @joscrama
    @joscrama7 жыл бұрын

    At least the movie stayed true to the ending credits length of the games

  • @cin2110

    @cin2110

    7 жыл бұрын

    Jochen Schotte nah do you have any idea how long revalations credits took it was like an hour or two

  • @poutineausyropderable7108

    @poutineausyropderable7108

    7 жыл бұрын

    Brotherhood is worst, i had to restart the game fucking 6 times before going watching a movie to find that it was not a bug, remaking the lase mission was annoying as fuck. Dam, after my movie, it ended like 10 minutes later.

  • @deletdelet6532

    @deletdelet6532

    7 жыл бұрын

    Exactly! All ubisoft's games do that. Watchdogs took about an hour and a half

  • @bissy97

    @bissy97

    7 жыл бұрын

    This Assassin's Creed movie was made by various religious faiths and beliefs.

  • @gardian06_85

    @gardian06_85

    7 жыл бұрын

    you have never sat through the entire credit roll of an assassin's creed since 2

  • @roy9161
    @roy91614 жыл бұрын

    The eagle is the spirit of assassins creed

  • @Biscord
    @Biscord3 жыл бұрын

    I love how the movie expected us to know the most important features of Assassin's Creed but then just removes Desmond Miles as if we would be familiar with a new main character personally i would have wanted to see the story of Altair that wasnt shown in AC 1-3 after Altair became grandmaster.

  • @echoesforeternity
    @echoesforeternity7 жыл бұрын

    I get that they wanted to make a new story, but I feel like it would've been ten times better if they just did the plot of AC 1 with Altaïr. I would've enjoyed it a lot more even though I know the story already tbh

  • @Mandaroxpets

    @Mandaroxpets

    7 жыл бұрын

    PxG Echoes - Destiny and More Exactly. Assassins Creed is already so storyline driven they should have just kept the story they had.

  • @thefinalhashiraangrysag415

    @thefinalhashiraangrysag415

    7 жыл бұрын

    I agree, I've said that all along and I think it would've made a lot more sense, though I personally would love to see a movie based on black flag

  • @RECE4ER

    @RECE4ER

    7 жыл бұрын

    I thought the same thing

  • @3ngin33r7

    @3ngin33r7

    7 жыл бұрын

    +amy danced That movie already exists. It's called Pirates of the Caribbean.

  • @thefinalhashiraangrysag415

    @thefinalhashiraangrysag415

    7 жыл бұрын

    +3NGIN33R I knew someone was going to say that

  • @shinimekekemee5828
    @shinimekekemee58287 жыл бұрын

    its funny because even people who have played ALL the games still didn't what was going on

  • @AzuReGravity

    @AzuReGravity

    7 жыл бұрын

    shinime kekemee lmfaoo

  • @sjhoodini88wild34

    @sjhoodini88wild34

    7 жыл бұрын

    shinime kekemee I actually know exactly what's going on if u played the games it's interesting just poorly delivered by bad script and the fight scenes suck

  • @BodaciousCaliber

    @BodaciousCaliber

    7 жыл бұрын

    Its was clear to me...

  • @Whereareyouroam

    @Whereareyouroam

    7 жыл бұрын

    Also animus don't gather data like that but for movie's sake they added some shit.

  • @Level2Sniper_

    @Level2Sniper_

    7 жыл бұрын

    shinime kekemee that's true, and it's bs that it all took place in Abstergo.

  • @RadinV1
    @RadinV14 жыл бұрын

    lol he completely missed the point of the animus.

  • @qanh96
    @qanh964 жыл бұрын

    Something tells me this guys didn’t play AC.

  • @johns5638

    @johns5638

    4 жыл бұрын

    Something tells me that doesn't matter.

  • @DJDaisho

    @DJDaisho

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@johns5638 feck off

  • @theunicornsrock

    @theunicornsrock

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@DJDaisho if the movie cant properly convey the source material then its a bad movie

  • @seanfactors9285

    @seanfactors9285

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@theunicornsrock and yet it did on desmonds point of view u prolly never played ac either but mostly everything here is on point maybe nesides the anubis its normally a vr headset but besides that everything good and conveys with the game

  • @CarolinaRodriguez-mn7sx

    @CarolinaRodriguez-mn7sx

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah so what if he's never played AC. I've never read a Batman comic, but I know how Bruce Wayne's parents died and that it was a catalyst in his pursuit for justice in Gotham.

  • @omega8871
    @omega88717 жыл бұрын

    Please sin Resident Evil: The Final Chapter. You thought this movie had too many goddamn cuts? Resident Evil took one look and said "Hold my beer."

  • @link8440

    @link8440

    7 жыл бұрын

    Xander Roberts I actually liked that movie, it was supprisingly fun. And a high note for the series.

  • @Demonos3

    @Demonos3

    7 жыл бұрын

    they made another movie? how many damn movies... I gave up after the 1st.

  • @rob98000

    @rob98000

    7 жыл бұрын

    Eh the plot sucked and the plot twist was predictable.

  • @link8440

    @link8440

    7 жыл бұрын

    Mr.Death Yeah but it led to the line ''The trinity of bitches.'' More than worth it in my book.

  • @omega8871

    @omega8871

    7 жыл бұрын

    Demonos3 This is the sixth one in the series. Personally, I enjoyed the first two movies. Three and four weren't great, but they could have been worse. Five was probably the worst one in the series before the final chapter, but with how they ended it, I was really hoping to see Wesker and Alice team up to take down the red queen in the sixth installment. By no means am I a die hard RE fan. I've played 5, a few of the wii games, 6(which blew), and Revelations. I've seen a playthrough of Resident Evil 4 as well, though I doubt that means much. So while I have experience with the games and consider myself a casual fan, I can't comprehend the frustration of bigger fans of the franchise than I. You're all more than welcome to disagree with me on the appeal of the movies. But with the final chapter, the story is shit, there's 40 cuts in every 15 seconds, and what's probably going to piss everyone off the most *SPOILER WARNING* is they turned Umbrella into a religious cult. A fucking cult. I'm not kidding.

  • @HappyfoxBiz
    @HappyfoxBiz5 жыл бұрын

    people to Jeremy: "what are your qualifications of being a reviewer?" Jeremy: "I'm an asshole and I have a good eye for detail"

  • @coitze8704

    @coitze8704

    3 жыл бұрын

    Damn right he's an asshole, watching his videos has become painful

  • @MrRkaperak

    @MrRkaperak

    3 жыл бұрын

    He literally just complains about the whole movie and says it’s something wrong with it. “She stopped him fr touching her face” ...yeah..ok?

  • @jockeyfield1954

    @jockeyfield1954

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@MrRkaperak it's called "everything wrong with" not "only things that people actually care about" also, he doesn't write the script, he just reads it

  • @MrRkaperak

    @MrRkaperak

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jockeyfield1954 how is someone not letting someone touch their face an error in a movie?

  • @jockeyfield1954

    @jockeyfield1954

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@MrRkaperak show me the timestamp of when that happened and show me what you're talking about

  • @scribehades
    @scribehades5 жыл бұрын

    An accidental mash up of the audio from of your commentary and the intro to Zhane's 'It's a Party' is the best thing ever.

  • @Chip-Chapley
    @Chip-Chapley5 жыл бұрын

    to answer your question, rigor mortis can be early set on by exhausting your muscles before death(like fighting or strenuous work out.... see the standing death of benkei) meaning she's been fondling that necklace for hours.

  • @ap4702
    @ap47027 жыл бұрын

    watching the assassins creed game cutscenes is more entertaining than this movie

  • @thelonewanderer4620

    @thelonewanderer4620

    6 жыл бұрын

    A P definitely

  • @danigirl9620

    @danigirl9620

    6 жыл бұрын

    Didn't even bother seeing the movie already knew it was going to be a disappointment

  • @Volosous

    @Volosous

    6 жыл бұрын

    NothingFalse

  • @gwb_09

    @gwb_09

    6 жыл бұрын

    True bro

  • @sirbobvonfenwick6558

    @sirbobvonfenwick6558

    6 жыл бұрын

    AGREED

  • @davidcastro5307
    @davidcastro53077 жыл бұрын

    The movie was complete shit, but I'm mad that CinemaSins doesn't comment its huge historical flaws (for example they used a Spanish flag that wasn't invented until centuries after that or that the queen Isabel/Elizabeth looked nothing like the actual Queen).

  • @maxwood2940

    @maxwood2940

    7 жыл бұрын

    Or that Andalucía is a region not a city...

  • @Wandererplay

    @Wandererplay

    7 жыл бұрын

    From the DEV of Ubisoft: "The Animus will give a context to the user within his/her knowledge, also Abstergo is modifying stuff" Or just this is not a time travel thingy but a regression. They don't move from place or time, they experience it. And because of that the scenario can be modified. Also for pure movie reasons, there is no proper spanish flag at that moment, and the rest of the world would be confused with the white and red cross flag, which was only for ships. Cheers!

  • @CeciCWade

    @CeciCWade

    7 жыл бұрын

    Ubisoft, stop trying to justify bad plot holes in shitty movies.

  • @w00ds98

    @w00ds98

    7 жыл бұрын

    Well the queen thing is not that bad since Leonardo in AC2 looks nothing like real life Leonardo did

  • @ov3rpowered293

    @ov3rpowered293

    7 жыл бұрын

    How do you know what the real Queen looks like? She ruled about 5 centuries ago and there were not any pictures of her. Paintings of her could be faked by the artists to make her look in a better way.

  • @toonedin
    @toonedin4 жыл бұрын

    Jeremy makes even the advertorial so entertaining that I watch it all and not skip it.

  • @marwansameea7903
    @marwansameea79034 жыл бұрын

    you have never played an assassins creed game thats for sure

  • @johns5638

    @johns5638

    4 жыл бұрын

    So?

  • @jesseholley1733

    @jesseholley1733

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@johns5638 so he'd understand it better if he did. This was mostly for fans of the games, which is why they didnt always explain everything. Because you would've known most of it, and appreciated it more, if you'd been playing the games for a while.

  • @johns5638

    @johns5638

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jesseholley1733 Great. Except this is a, not GameSins. The games don't matter when watching, reviewing or sinning movies.

  • @dustyfedora

    @dustyfedora

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jesse Holley yeah the movie could’ve actually explained what was going on with Cal because he’s completely new to everything that Abstergo is doing.

  • @flooow3409

    @flooow3409

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jesseholley1733 detective Pikachu, hitman, sonic. all videogame movies which integrate things that only players of the games would understand. however all of them are easily understandable without having to play the games. I love the AC games however the movie completely failed by 1) disappointing the game fans by making it a bad assassins creed movie. 2) disappointing outside viewers by making no sense unless you played the game. I did not personally like the hitman movies but they made it easily understandable to an outside audience AND allowed fans of the games to enjoy little details.

  • @Alexjamesfreirik1556
    @Alexjamesfreirik15567 жыл бұрын

    When he was in the animus it's great but when he comes out the movie goes wrong

  • @baldman7738

    @baldman7738

    7 жыл бұрын

    Slayer360NoScope Cal kinda like the games except for 3.

  • @shadowgaze

    @shadowgaze

    7 жыл бұрын

    Noah Baldwin So true, playing desmond in ac3 was the only somewhat enjoyable playtime in the present world. Ac4 was so damn boring in that area.

  • @akasunaS24

    @akasunaS24

    6 жыл бұрын

    You just described the games boy

  • @Alexjamesfreirik1556

    @Alexjamesfreirik1556

    6 жыл бұрын

    Luis Carlo Frias Paredes yea

  • @Rainkit

    @Rainkit

    6 жыл бұрын

    Just like every assassin's creed game

  • @MrJapslapmymonkey
    @MrJapslapmymonkey7 жыл бұрын

    I played almost every Assassin's Creed game, am a big fan of Michael Fassbinder, a huge fan of the character Omar from the Wire, but none the less - that movie managed to suck balls pretty damn hard. They'd be wise not to make a sequel but, they probably will.

  • @ScorpioTheScorpion1503

    @ScorpioTheScorpion1503

    7 жыл бұрын

    CoolFugginRanchKid I think they're actually making a TV series

  • @stan_the_man618

    @stan_the_man618

    7 жыл бұрын

    Exactly how I felt. I was so baffled at people trying to rate the movie good to oppose the critics, like they did with Suicide Squad. Like fan of the video game franchise or not, which I am as well, this was easily one of the worst movies ever made; hell even when compared to other video game movies it's pretty terrible and that's saying something!! People who didn't realize how trash this movie have to be stupid, like Suicide Squad had a *few* redeemable qualities but this could've been better if a 13 year old directed it instead​. Hahaha

  • @MrJapslapmymonkey

    @MrJapslapmymonkey

    7 жыл бұрын

    I'd rather watch a 20 part Netflix miniseries based on the 1993 Super Mario Brothers movie.

  • @Dimumouto

    @Dimumouto

    7 жыл бұрын

    Just go watch the original SMB movie.

  • @coffeeviking5162

    @coffeeviking5162

    7 жыл бұрын

    CoolFugginRanchKid there is going to be a sequel you can see it in the ending

  • @RL-lc3md
    @RL-lc3md5 жыл бұрын

    The reason the apple didn't break during the fight scene is because of the metal its made out off its like saying the sword of Eden should break after 1 hit

  • @LadyOnikara

    @LadyOnikara

    4 жыл бұрын

    It would if this was a movie made from the game Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.

  • @tres8003

    @tres8003

    3 жыл бұрын

    Watch the last few cutscenes in unity. It broke after one hit with a flimsy sword

  • @commanderjnm2008
    @commanderjnm2008 Жыл бұрын

    It's ironic that Cameron's 2009 Avatar is more Assassin's creed in feel than this very actual AC movie, even the machine that Jake used in Avatar is almost identical to the AC game's animus. In fact, Jake Sully was kind of "a Desmond" in a certain sense. Just replace the R.D.A in Avatar with Templars and you have a good equivalent.

  • @morash2190
    @morash21907 жыл бұрын

    At 1:59 the father was speaking Arabic, NOT backwards spanish! He said: "لا شيء واقع مطلق", Which is pronounced: "la shay' waqie mutlaq ", and it means: "Nothing Is ِAbsolute..."

  • @nonhmoob2703

    @nonhmoob2703

    7 жыл бұрын

    +1 for clearing that up Memo

  • @demontorch

    @demontorch

    7 жыл бұрын

    Memo Rash kl shay' masmuh( everything is permitted)

  • @jeffreyespinal3948

    @jeffreyespinal3948

    7 жыл бұрын

    BillBotelho it's what the text said...

  • @morash2190

    @morash2190

    7 жыл бұрын

    Fingers McGeddon You're welcome.

  • @JoeDeeeezy

    @JoeDeeeezy

    7 жыл бұрын

    Those who played the games would know that, but they never explained that in the movie.

  • @dannib.3348
    @dannib.33487 жыл бұрын

    *fails jump* "dumbass" XD

  • @zachburwell3065

    @zachburwell3065

    6 жыл бұрын

    Panic! at the twenty øne carousels im very proud to be the 69th comment

  • @alialhilo2289
    @alialhilo22895 жыл бұрын

    watching this after that I just watched the movie. I got 2 say your video was so much more entertaining.

  • @kpd2213
    @kpd2213 Жыл бұрын

    When Cal’s mother is killed, his dad isn’t speaking Spanish backwards, he’s speaking Arabic. “Nothing is true; everything is permitted. We work in the dark to serve the light.”

  • @DIHTR
    @DIHTR7 жыл бұрын

    Ah you missed a trick. When they open the box 13:37 you should have played the Apple start up sound.

  • @mannersmakythman
    @mannersmakythman7 жыл бұрын

    CINEMASINS. I BEG YOU TO DO SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL

  • @Wade_Fucking_Wilson

    @Wade_Fucking_Wilson

    7 жыл бұрын

    There are no sins in this masterpiece

  • @nicholaslowe2401

    @nicholaslowe2401

    7 жыл бұрын

    Char Rar oh yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes ohhhh yes

  • @lln7065

    @lln7065

    7 жыл бұрын

    Char Rar "You dreamt ME? As a big, brown bad guy?"

  • @redrix1787

    @redrix1787

    7 жыл бұрын

    Char Rar OH YES

  • @mystic-malevolence

    @mystic-malevolence

    7 жыл бұрын

    Too many sins.

  • @dardovelasco8185
    @dardovelasco81852 жыл бұрын

    my only sin is that i actually enjoyed this movie

  • @richcotton4974
    @richcotton4974 Жыл бұрын

    I am absolutely thrilled that they used The Black Angles for the opening music, they are a great band and they should be as ubiquitous in modern war movies as CCR is to Vietnam War movies but instead... here we are

  • @BionicleGio22210
    @BionicleGio222106 жыл бұрын

    You know, in the sequel, they should focus LESS in present and MORE IN THE PAST

  • @alexkelley5180

    @alexkelley5180

    5 жыл бұрын

    No way the Desmond parts are why I play through the boring “actual game” parts

  • @ludovicocalvetti1250

    @ludovicocalvetti1250

    5 жыл бұрын

    Pretty much the problem with all the new games

  • @thelegendofstonecoldstevea3205

    @thelegendofstonecoldstevea3205

    5 жыл бұрын

    Alex Kelley desmond died like 6 years ago. He hasnt been part of the games since

  • @Equint77

    @Equint77

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ha, the games should take this cue, im playing origins and i have zero interest in the present.

  • @UlyssesCrab

    @UlyssesCrab

    5 жыл бұрын

    You know I get the feeling you could probably make a multi-game series about that and it would probably sell really well!

  • @HappyHighwayman
    @HappyHighwayman7 жыл бұрын

    Is it just me or did this moving NOT HAVE AN ENDING?

  • @lollipopgunner5568

    @lollipopgunner5568

    7 жыл бұрын

    Jordan Chandler it did not. at all.

  • @austinhernandez2716

    @austinhernandez2716

    7 жыл бұрын

    Jordan Chandler I was so confused and disappointed

  • @HappyHighwayman

    @HappyHighwayman

    7 жыл бұрын

    Such a confusing movie. No character development. No explanation of anything. The old battle scenes were pretty good but the modern day stuff was all crap. Fassbender phoned it in. And also who serves a steak with no side dish like a potato?

  • @icameherejusttocomment550

    @icameherejusttocomment550

    7 жыл бұрын

    Jordan Chandler I eat that, although I usually eat with rice.

  • @360comedyfilms9

    @360comedyfilms9

    7 жыл бұрын

    Not just you

  • @ultra_vires
    @ultra_vires Жыл бұрын

    2:26 - that's not a shelf, it's a seat. It's pinned to the wall/floor to stop prisoners using it as a weapon. +1 sin to CinemaSins!

  • @bidvision
    @bidvision7 жыл бұрын

    Andalucia is unpronounceable? "Unpronouncable" is more unpronounceable than that.

  • @helenanilsson5666

    @helenanilsson5666

    7 жыл бұрын

    As someone with neither Spanish or English as my first language, I agree.

  • @DiosChotil

    @DiosChotil

    7 жыл бұрын

    Also is not a city, is a whole region, more or less a third of Spain itself

  • @Laura-ck2hh

    @Laura-ck2hh

    7 жыл бұрын

    You went a bit far there. More a sixth than a third.

  • @evilempryss

    @evilempryss

    6 жыл бұрын

    That's because you might think to pronounce it like it's spelled, with the "cia" making a "see-ah" or even "shee-ah" sound, but the Spanish lisp it into sort of a "thee-ah" sound. You hear the woman say it that way in the movie.

  • @Laura-ck2hh

    @Laura-ck2hh

    6 жыл бұрын

    In Spanish you pronounce it like it's spelled, exactly like it's spelled. The difference is that the letter "c" in Spanish doesnt sound the same as in English.

  • @jackofsuit
    @jackofsuit7 жыл бұрын

    "Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut!"

  • @ms.joyngcobo2126
    @ms.joyngcobo21264 жыл бұрын

    the line...''presumably named Martha"... killed me!!! lmao

  • @kristinakumpfhuber4459
    @kristinakumpfhuber44594 жыл бұрын

    I guess the movie caters mostly to fans of the games, because they incorporated popular imagery from the games, for example the bird. I loved it. Also got a massive kick out of seeing places I visited as a tourist get the AC treatment. Could you do a Everything Right with The Reluctant Fundamentalist next? That is such a well done, underappreciated movie. Your channel rocks ❤

  • @theoriginalmedzgaming476
    @theoriginalmedzgaming4767 жыл бұрын

    he wasn't speaking Spanish backwards , he was saying the nothing is true everything is permitted quote in Arabic, the way Altair said it to Al mualim when he killed him ...that's a sin for you cinemasins *ding*

  • @Bazerald777

    @Bazerald777

    7 жыл бұрын

    Is that explained in the movie? Is that reference for gamers only? Then the movie is a failure mess of shits. So yeah the sin is for the movie indeed.

  • @Fudz4

    @Fudz4

    7 жыл бұрын

    So you're saying the people responsible for subbing the film also dont understand what the fuck is going on.

  • @LB-uw5cy

    @LB-uw5cy

    7 жыл бұрын

    Also Andalusia is easy to pronounce

  • @ArnnFrost

    @ArnnFrost

    7 жыл бұрын

    TheOriginalMeDzGaming You're right, i memorized the quote​ thanks to Ezio in ACB. "La shaia wakion mutlak bal kollon momkin" .... fuck, what a waste of brain memory xD

  • @axron1

    @axron1

    7 жыл бұрын

    use your imagination.

  • @longshot6873
    @longshot68737 жыл бұрын

    Assassin's Creed Edited on a Mac - copyright Apple 2016

  • @Gamer3427
    @Gamer34274 жыл бұрын

    "Assassin's Creed may have satisfied some fans of the video game," from the description. No. No it did not. Honestly I imagine that there were probably more people who weren't fans of the games that liked it than there were fans of the games who did, by quite a massive margin. Basically this movie took a few of the concepts from the games, tossed them into a Hollywood movie algorithm machine, and turned out a massive mess that left everyone dissatisfied.......

  • @muhlestermoon6436
    @muhlestermoon64365 жыл бұрын

    I’m legit binge watching Cinema Sins for the past 2 hours

  • @j-mans0561
    @j-mans05617 жыл бұрын

    A sin on you cinemasins! Andalucía is a region in Spain not a city!

  • @InjusticeJosh

    @InjusticeJosh

    7 жыл бұрын

    Sam Edgley Exactly

  • @UncreativePontiff

    @UncreativePontiff

    7 жыл бұрын

    Nonaya Bidness *autistic screeching* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @ChaoticX300

    @ChaoticX300

    7 жыл бұрын

    Also, it was Arabic not Spanish backwards.

  • @UncreativePontiff

    @UncreativePontiff

    7 жыл бұрын

    Well that SJW definetely is

  • @georgeofhamilton

    @georgeofhamilton

    7 жыл бұрын

    +Artorias The Obese Walker Who?

  • @dantetraveleroftheburninga5376
    @dantetraveleroftheburninga53767 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, about those 15 minutes of credits. I watched this film in cinemas with a friend, and we decided to see if there was a cutscene. We waited through the fifteen minutes of credits (I bet half of those names are made up) and were rewarded with some annoying logo of a dead bunny foetus or some shit. Then the guy who worked at the cinema asked if we had been waiting for a cutscene, after he watched us watch the credits for 15 minutes while he played on his phone, then, and my friend said yes, and he replied to him that we could've checked the reel or some shit and seen if there was another scene. This guy just watched us watch the credits for a quarter of a hour and only at the very end told us that we could've skipped it. Thank you cinema cleanup guy. Thank you

  • @vicecityrocks1

    @vicecityrocks1

    7 жыл бұрын

    Dante, Traveler of the Burning Abyss lmao I hate when that shit happens

  • @avelicious

    @avelicious

    7 жыл бұрын

    Dante, Traveler of the Burning Abyss as a cinema employee, I can confirm that that employee was mad at you for sitting through the credits. not saying you shouldn't, just saying it sucks to have to rush cleaning bc some studio executives decided to take part of a movie and tack it to the end

  • @BlackScisir

    @BlackScisir

    7 жыл бұрын

    If there is a post-credit cutscene than it's always at the first part of the credits where it's all fancy. It's never after the very long part.

  • @jynxycats

    @jynxycats

    7 жыл бұрын

    aftercredits.com/ -- Save you some time in the future :P

  • @prairiepanda

    @prairiepanda

    7 жыл бұрын

    just look it up on your phone next time. Nobody cares if you're checking your phone during credits; the lights are on by then anyway

  • @SixballQ45
    @SixballQ455 жыл бұрын

    thanks for saving me the agony of watching this, well, movie..

  • @solahaze8948
    @solahaze89484 жыл бұрын

    14:32 My reaction when I see Cinemasins is being sponsored by a food store.

  • @BMXbrat484
    @BMXbrat4847 жыл бұрын

    My 4 year old niece just called you "CinnamonSins" and now I'm dead..

  • @theraVen27

    @theraVen27

    7 жыл бұрын

    your 4year old niece can correctly say cinnamon!? that's amazing!!

  • @BMXbrat484

    @BMXbrat484

    7 жыл бұрын

    Ikr? I literally said cinnamon correctly for the first time my Junior year in high school and the lunch ladies all lost their crap.

  • @theraVen27

    @theraVen27

    7 жыл бұрын

    same hahaha

  • @chair9368

    @chair9368

    7 жыл бұрын

    Who doesn't know how to say Cinnamon correctly. Also, great, now your child will grow up to become like CinemaSins. You shall never watch a movie the same again.

  • @BMXbrat484

    @BMXbrat484

    7 жыл бұрын

    Well I do now, jeeeeze.. But I still say "cat-ti-pid-er" at 22, soooo.. Also yes. My goal is to have my niece criticize the My Little Pony movie when we go see it in theaters B)

  • @CLChaos
    @CLChaos7 жыл бұрын

    This movie took a leap of faith....the end result was messy.

  • @jareththegoblinking3191

    @jareththegoblinking3191

    7 жыл бұрын

    Missed the pile of hay that much

  • @noahisham7416

    @noahisham7416

    6 жыл бұрын

    CL Chaos blood got all over

  • @masterbison8957

    @masterbison8957

    6 жыл бұрын

    Should've aimed for the haystack.

  • @morguebomb4406

    @morguebomb4406

    6 жыл бұрын

    Oh god this is cheesy for people who played the game I'm trying not to laugh

  • @SpiderMatty

    @SpiderMatty

    6 жыл бұрын

    The movie took a leap of faith but forgot to make sure not to actually time the jump and then the games crappy parkour system makes you jump off the tower killing you and forcing you to do the crappy tower climb again and then do it over and over until you get it and then desync because you got to far from the target

  • @christian79s4
    @christian79s45 жыл бұрын

    Even your ads are awesome ;)

  • @user-vf8sh2kw2d
    @user-vf8sh2kw2d2 ай бұрын

    Here are all the audio outtake clips at the end: 1 (12:40): The NeverEnding Story (Warner Bros., 1984) 2 (12:44): Moana (Walt Disney Pictures, 2016) 3 (12:49): Dead Man Walking (Gramercy Pictures, 1995) 4 (12:56): The Dick Van Dyke Show's theme (CBS, 1961) 5 (13:05): Galaxy Quest (DreamWorks Pictures, 1999) 6 (13:13): The Shawshank redemption (Columbia Pictures, 1994) 7 (13:27): The Wire, "Lessons" (season 1, episode 8; HBO, 28th July 2002) 8 (13:31): Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice (Warner Bros., 2016) 9 (13:40): Pulp Fiction (Miramax, 1994)

  • @MsCastle1996
    @MsCastle19966 жыл бұрын

    You know, what I did like about this movie, is that the Spanish characters actually speak Spanish and not just English with an accent. I think just for that I can forgive some of the sins this film has. I'm a bit of a language and history nerd, so stuff like this actually make me happy

  • @TropicanWars
    @TropicanWars7 жыл бұрын

    Mad Max: Horsey Road coming to your theaters never.

  • @wadey0197
    @wadey01975 жыл бұрын

    loving the animus 2.0 in the background of the new one too.... perhaps that's the way she likes to do things normally

  • @ianmitchell5979
    @ianmitchell59795 жыл бұрын

    3:10 these two sins are pretty obvious. First one, she's keeping guards away so that he's convinced that he isn't being forced or restrained for psychic methods of trust. Second, she DID say to multiple guards to leave him be, including the ones near the stairs. 9:10 yes, cuts can be annoying, but long takes don't always work. They're AWESOME when they do, but if you can't make it work for certain scenes, don't do it. They might've tried doing more long takes, and they didn't come out too well.

  • @ever4381

    @ever4381

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ian Mitchell have u seen aquaman, the fight against black manta in italy i think, dude, no cuts, brilliant

  • @FarikoJumpz
    @FarikoJumpz7 жыл бұрын

    Andalucía is not a city, but a region of Spain. *CinemaSins Sin Counter: 1*

  • @thoughtsofaleo2916

    @thoughtsofaleo2916

    7 жыл бұрын

    So the movie only gave a region of Spain and no city to place its movie? That's about the vagueness I expected from this movie where literally nothing is explained.

  • @TheInkPitOx

    @TheInkPitOx

    7 жыл бұрын

    It's also pronounced awn-duh-loo-see-yuh

  • @niklasgransjen684

    @niklasgransjen684

    7 жыл бұрын

    Munjee Syed So.... infinity!

  • @GoodWithHands27
    @GoodWithHands277 жыл бұрын

    SMH, i hate to admit it but all these sins are warranted.. i really wish they can get one game to movie adaptation correct for once!! please!!

  • @wouterdegoeij9016

    @wouterdegoeij9016

    7 жыл бұрын

    I'm gonne make a movie adoptation of runescape. The main character will just be grinding the whole movie and at the ends get's a skillcape. I think that would be a pretty good adoptation.

  • @luizpaulo6535

    @luizpaulo6535

    7 жыл бұрын

    silent hill was nice.

  • @jacobstaten2366

    @jacobstaten2366

    7 жыл бұрын

    GoodWithHands27 this is the movie this video game franchise deserves.

  • @jacobstaten2366

    @jacobstaten2366

    7 жыл бұрын

    jash loominater like the actor in that one but haven't seen it

  • @lordjor96

    @lordjor96

    7 жыл бұрын

    GoodWithHands27 Kancolle counts?

  • @Slimizzle
    @Slimizzle5 жыл бұрын

    An apple a day keeps the Templar’s away

  • @Lolpy.
    @Lolpy.4 жыл бұрын

    This is the only movie I’ve actually fallen asleep through. I barely even remember most of it either.

  • @complicatedmind2007
    @complicatedmind20077 жыл бұрын

    In the "inverse Spanish speech" part, he was actually speaking Arabic. :D

  • @briciolaa

    @briciolaa

    7 жыл бұрын

    what did he say? oo

  • @TheREPTILE214

    @TheREPTILE214

    7 жыл бұрын

    I think it's ' We work in the dark to serve the light'.

  • @briciolaa

    @briciolaa

    7 жыл бұрын

    thanks! ^^

  • @THEJMAROCK91

    @THEJMAROCK91

    7 жыл бұрын

    And what was he saying?

  • @THEJMAROCK91

    @THEJMAROCK91

    7 жыл бұрын

    cool!

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