Everything Wrong With Alien 3 In 16 Minutes Or Less

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Alien 3 is... not a good movie. It's what happens when you hire a young genius director and then constantly mess with production. Anyway, there are aliens, Ripley, and of course... there are sins.
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  • @WhiteRhinoPSO
    @WhiteRhinoPSO Жыл бұрын

    "Aren't these things strong, and fast? Do they really need to employ stealth tactics?" Well, yes. That's what the entire first film was about. There was a single alien alone on a ship, so it largely employed stealth tactics in order to catch and kill its victims. In the sequel, there were so many aliens that they didn't have to sneak around to get the job done. They had overwhelming numbers. This movie involves another single alien dealing with a large number of targets, just like the first film.

  • @nunureds837

    @nunureds837

    8 ай бұрын

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  • @nunureds837

    @nunureds837

    8 ай бұрын

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  • @nunureds837

    @nunureds837

    8 ай бұрын

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  • @petewadesays12

    @petewadesays12

    3 ай бұрын

    Yep. I'm learning this channel doesn't seem to actually watch the films.

  • @ginrodino8542

    @ginrodino8542

    4 күн бұрын

    Hell, even in the 2nd movie they used some level of stealth (the room where they were crawling in the ceiling and when they took Newt)

  • @justc1re617
    @justc1re6173 жыл бұрын

    I always thought that she didn't tell them about the possible alien because she knew that the company would come and try to preserve it.

  • @justincoleman3805

    @justincoleman3805

    2 жыл бұрын

    They also didn’t believe her in aliens. So she didn’t want to be ignored again.

  • @Jizzlewobbwtfcus

    @Jizzlewobbwtfcus

    2 жыл бұрын

    Exactly

  • @petewadesays12

    @petewadesays12

    3 ай бұрын

    That's exactly why lol

  • @davidsmith8283
    @davidsmith8283 Жыл бұрын

    My problem with Alien 3 at the time it came out was basically it was the sequel I didn't want. I had wanted Hicks and Newt to still be alive, have the Sulaco get back to Gateway Station only to find it abandoned. Then have Ripley, Hicks, and Newt slowly discover that Earth had been compromised. Have the movie be about them trying to locate and extract survivors without allowing any xenomorphs from tagging along.

  • @stephanieakaashenka2537

    @stephanieakaashenka2537

    6 ай бұрын

    Oooo that would have been a good movie!

  • @petewadesays12

    @petewadesays12

    3 ай бұрын

    That would have just been ALIENS again. Yay for the same thing over and over

  • @deathrooster14

    @deathrooster14

    Ай бұрын

    The Original script was similar to that but it only followed hicks with a Xeno virus, like the neomorphs in Covenant.

  • @averymerrick

    @averymerrick

    Ай бұрын

    Holy crap. That's a good idea.

  • @ghost307
    @ghost3073 жыл бұрын

    I read somewhere that Sigourney Weaver was getting sick of the decline in quality of these sequels and only agreed to do Aliens 3 if her character was killed off so she'd never have to do another one. Then someone showed up with a ton of money so she'd do Alien Resurrection...which you should also count the sins of.

  • @amr_12_

    @amr_12_

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh yeah... that campy and weird Resurrection

  • @redwizard0004

    @redwizard0004

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah but, wasn't Alien 3 the first decline in the sequels? A lot of people argue that Aliens is actually better than Alien, even if you don't think so Aliens is a classic masterpiece. So, what decline is she getting sick of? Unless she demanded that her character get killed off at the end of 3 because she read the script and had to be talked into it. But then she went on to do Alien Resurrection anyway which is arguably a worse movie than Alien 3. And she survived Alien Resurrection and therefore could have theoretically been in Alien Resurrection 2 (which thank God doesn't exist). Plus she did some voice acting for Alien Isolation. So she can't be that sick of it. Not so sick of it that she isn't willing to take the check anyway.

  • @andrewmurray1550

    @andrewmurray1550

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Aliens" was the only sequel at that point, I'd hardly call that a decline in quality (compared to Alien). Other sequels and films in the Alien universe have followed, but two (three?) of those have been prequels directed by Ridley Scott, and the other two not related to the others in terms of story/plot (the AvP franchise).

  • @conorcoad8037

    @conorcoad8037

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmao yeah resurrection only got Weaver because she said that they “drove a DUMPTRUCK OF MONEY to my house” 🤣😂🤣

  • @anikmonette2140

    @anikmonette2140

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@amr_12_ If I remember correctly the guy who made Catwoman worked on this movie, hence the campiness and weird erotic vibes.

  • @drunkenhoneybadger9278
    @drunkenhoneybadger92783 жыл бұрын

    Biggest sin of the movie was killing off Newt and rendering the last 30 minutes of Aliens useless

  • @joserondon7855

    @joserondon7855

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah but Newt sucks and her screeching basically ruined Aliens.

  • @mr.egotastic7303

    @mr.egotastic7303

    3 жыл бұрын

    So they ruined aliens and the pay off was nothing? If your gonna suffer through something the last thing you want is for it to be for nothing

  • @Temporary_Doctor

    @Temporary_Doctor

    3 жыл бұрын

    100%

  • @literallypuni4091

    @literallypuni4091

    3 жыл бұрын

    Terminator: Dark Fate, Last Jedi, Alien: Covenant, and TLoU2 know that feel.

  • @gavinyoung7085

    @gavinyoung7085

    3 жыл бұрын

    because Aliens was 6 years earlier they couldn't use the same actress for Newt and they didn't want to use someone else so they killed her off

  • @jimp1151
    @jimp11513 жыл бұрын

    The director's cut of this movie is almost completely different, they actually capture the alien inside the container but the crazy convict sets it free

  • @tarantulagirl

    @tarantulagirl

    3 жыл бұрын

    jim p ahh yeah that was Golic, he became obsessed with it, saying it was his friend!

  • @joserondon7855

    @joserondon7855

    3 жыл бұрын

    I always forget that there are versions of Alien 3 that aren’t the assembly cut.

  • @StillTheVoid

    @StillTheVoid

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes...alien 3 is technically the last in the Ripley arc in which in the director's cut the queen never bursted out making the scene more dramatic. Apparently a few folks at fox...didn't like the idea that Ripley's suicide by choice was appropriate for audiences.

  • @omegarugal9283

    @omegarugal9283

    3 жыл бұрын

    and junior reedems himself by leading the alien to the container so the other can close the door behind it...

  • @davidklochko7143

    @davidklochko7143

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's the version i watch, i was confused as why cinemaSins didn't sin the convict releasing the Alien since that's so dumb, or why did he say the Alien came out of a Dog, instead of an ox

  • @michelbalencourt904
    @michelbalencourt9042 жыл бұрын

    According to the title screen, this isn't Alien 3, this is Alien Cubed (Alien³). I expected a sin for that, or even better - for the final sin count to be cubed as well as punishment. If you're wondering, that's 1,481,544 sins, and that's the sin count I'll remember for this movie.

  • @sirdrakey
    @sirdrakey3 жыл бұрын

    Fun Fact I meet a little girl about 8 and her mom at the theater the little girl wanted to see it because Ripley had the same hair cut. She had cancer and was recovering and her mom had shaved her head too, for support. Really nice folks! The little girl loved horror movies.

  • @countryboy39051

    @countryboy39051

    Жыл бұрын

    That's pretty awesome!

  • @meredithgrubb4497

    @meredithgrubb4497

    2 ай бұрын

    I hope she fully recovered and is still enjoying these movies.

  • @sirdrakey

    @sirdrakey

    2 ай бұрын

    @meredithgrubb4497 I really hope so she was definitely a light in the dark!

  • @pussycats456

    @pussycats456

    Ай бұрын

    I was that kind of 8 year old! ❤

  • @dukenukem69

    @dukenukem69

    Ай бұрын

    What a depressing movie for her to see

  • @JakkFrost1
    @JakkFrost13 жыл бұрын

    2:50 The prison is owned by Weyland Yutani, whom she naturally doesn't trust. She in no way wants to give them another shot at capturing the xenomorphs if she can help it.

  • @necrographical

    @necrographical

    3 жыл бұрын

    Out of the frying pan...

  • @ChaseMC215

    @ChaseMC215

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@necrographical And into the fire

  • @jtgd

    @jtgd

    3 жыл бұрын

    MC Chase more like giant flaming furnace

  • @leonardokula5742

    @leonardokula5742

    3 жыл бұрын

    Exactly!

  • @leandroteixeira33

    @leandroteixeira33

    2 жыл бұрын

    On the second movie, though, she gave them all the information they needed and still only one guy believed her enough to attempt anything. And she didn't need to mention the word "alien". Just say "feels like the work of an animal, maybe a dangerous one".

  • @abelgonzalez1060
    @abelgonzalez10603 жыл бұрын

    "Did....did she just feel a disturbance in the Force?" 😂

  • @youtubeenigma8316

    @youtubeenigma8316

    3 жыл бұрын

    This was what I was looking for.

  • @ratbat1072

    @ratbat1072

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ripley > Rey

  • @dropkickmurphy4114

    @dropkickmurphy4114

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Michael Freed That would be Star Wars, not Star Trek. It was Alec Guiness as Obi-Wan who spoke the line you are trying to remember in A New Hope.

  • @rozu7772

    @rozu7772

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Michael Freed "As if billions of voices cried out and were suddenly silenced."

  • @giantcafe7040

    @giantcafe7040

    3 жыл бұрын

    Probably the alien baby

  • @SgtSupaman
    @SgtSupaman3 жыл бұрын

    "How is this dude taken seriously as a leader with that voice?" Sri Sumbhajee would like a word.

  • @jd3795

    @jd3795

    3 жыл бұрын

    who?

  • @darkadrien14

    @darkadrien14

    3 жыл бұрын

    captain america voice : "i understood that reference "

  • @darkadrien14

    @darkadrien14

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jd3795 indian captain in POTC 3

  • @zaheersarang6466

    @zaheersarang6466

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah and his emissary got shot

  • @rozu7772

    @rozu7772

    3 жыл бұрын

    "And so . . . we shall go to war!"

  • @Jizzlewobbwtfcus
    @Jizzlewobbwtfcus2 жыл бұрын

    I have to remove some of your sins: 1: "I have no idea wtf these guys are doing with all those buckets" - using waste from the containment facility to burn out the alien. 2: "Everyone survives this" - No they didn't. At least 50% of the inmates got burnt alive. 3: "Who is this guy? totally new character we haven't seen before" - He was cleaning up the blood in the mess hall 4: "that's a terrible accent" - Danny Webb who played Morse is an English actor. That's his voice lol

  • @tracysullivan9716
    @tracysullivan97163 жыл бұрын

    Charles Dance makes everything he is in better, but he's not a miracle worker. The assembly cut is better.

  • @CodyChromeBand

    @CodyChromeBand

    3 жыл бұрын

    Actually it's worse. Don't be a sheep

  • @tracysullivan9716

    @tracysullivan9716

    3 жыл бұрын

    Cody pretty sure I am allowed to have my own opinion and just because I like it doesn’t make me a sheep. I don’t like it because of anyone else or other people’s opinions. Like you are allowed to hate it.

  • @CodyChromeBand

    @CodyChromeBand

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tracysullivan9716 it's popular to hate on this movie bc it's such a downer, is all I'm saying. Honestly there are enough trite happy endings in cinema. Cinephiles should be able to appreciate the attempt and boldness to make something subversive. Saying the "assembly cut is better" without actually explaining what makes it better is, again, just falling in line. The assembly cut is useless, takes away tension and alters one of the best scenes in the film, the Newt/Hicks funeral scene, with an inexplicable scene of the alien coming out of a dead ox. That moment itself is more laughable than anything in the theatrical.

  • @tracysullivan9716

    @tracysullivan9716

    3 жыл бұрын

    Cody I like the theatrical cut too. I guess I am biased since I was the assembly cut first. I have no problem with grim endings. I think each version has parts that are better than the other. I was not trying to make a case for the virtues of the assembly cut of the movie. It was more about Charles Dance being awesome.

  • @tracysullivan9716

    @tracysullivan9716

    3 жыл бұрын

    Cody I do agree that the funeral scene would have been much better without the ox. I do like the ox better than the dog because the alien is huge after exiting a very small hole on the dog. Size wise the ox makes sense to me. Also I don't like watching anything that hurts dogs. Kill all the people you want but not dogs or cats.

  • @godemperorjay116
    @godemperorjay1163 жыл бұрын

    Fun Fact in a different version of the movie the alien came out of an ox

  • @YurinanAcquiline

    @YurinanAcquiline

    3 жыл бұрын

    I would have loved to see a big, hulking xenomorph.

  • @KRS2000

    @KRS2000

    3 жыл бұрын

    Unfortunately, that never happened. We still got the same looking cgi crap fest running amok.

  • @Schwartzbruder1

    @Schwartzbruder1

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@KRS2000 what's fucked up is that the alien wasn't CGI. There was almost no CGI is alien 3. What you saw was a puppet imposed onto the screen

  • @orgxii93

    @orgxii93

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's referred as the assembly cut not the director's cut since there was so much studio interference

  • @Tmngldn

    @Tmngldn

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah and iirc it looked a little different because of that (since they can replicate the looks of the host)

  • @rudamachoo
    @rudamachoo3 жыл бұрын

    director's cut makes up for a couple of things... like a cow instead of a dog lmao

  • @dylanchilders

    @dylanchilders

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh my god I was so confused as to why I didn't recognize the dog lol

  • @shecomments2much189

    @shecomments2much189

    3 жыл бұрын

    Raises an interesting question, was the Chestburster already good to come out when the cow was killed? Don’t they need the host alive?

  • @Ediblebomb

    @Ediblebomb

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@shecomments2much189 probably ready to burst

  • @Tue_

    @Tue_

    2 жыл бұрын

    Read up on that - seems like a dumb change. They have a set life cycle and change appearance based on the host, so it would look completely different if it came from a cow instead of a dog.

  • @Dave82517

    @Dave82517

    2 жыл бұрын

    I prefer it with the bull instead of the dog. Hearing the dog whimpering and crying in the original was horrible when I first watched this

  • @literallypuni4091
    @literallypuni40913 жыл бұрын

    When beloved movie characters triumph over great adversity and have their supposed happy ending retconned... *it pisses people off.* AND PEOPLE WONDER why Terminator: Dark Fate, Last Jedi, and TLoU2 were "divisive."

  • @theriflemaan

    @theriflemaan

    3 жыл бұрын

    I have the feeling they are afraid to stray too far from the originals because they think that's what people expect, but I think the universes these movies are set in offer so much to make good content with. Rogue One, for example, was great, but the other new Star Wars movies...

  • @adamkalb1

    @adamkalb1

    3 жыл бұрын

    What about Logan? That retconned the happy ending of X-Men: Days of Future Past. What makes Logan any better than The Last Jedi?

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy

    @JustSomeCanadianGuy

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@adamkalb1 I like to think Logan is the X-Men: The Last Stand continuity before it was undone by the events of Days of Future Past. ^_^

  • @adamkalb1

    @adamkalb1

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@JustSomeCanadianGuy How interesting. I never thought about it that way.

  • @flipphone9748
    @flipphone97483 жыл бұрын

    END OF TRANSMISSION... “Sigh..if only it was true..” 😂😂

  • @omniphysical

    @omniphysical

    3 жыл бұрын

    No mercy.

  • @conorcoad8037

    @conorcoad8037

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dude the movie was utterly shit to say the least but that ending is probably my second favourite ending to anything ever

  • @hdb999
    @hdb9993 жыл бұрын

    soooo... when's Alien 4 review coming out?

  • @BeCoShooter

    @BeCoShooter

    3 жыл бұрын

    I liked Alien Resurrection. Bought it on Blu-Ray.

  • @flipphone9748

    @flipphone9748

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jeffrey J that movie was horrible, but to each their own

  • @YouLousyKids

    @YouLousyKids

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sadly, the best scene in Alien 4 is on the cutting room floor. Ripley rants that the Weyoun-Yutani corporation has evil plans, and someone breaks it to her that this big villainous company from all the other Alien movies is gone and bought up by Wal-Mart.

  • @thecatfather857

    @thecatfather857

    3 жыл бұрын

    Jeffrey J I fell asleep watching it because I made the mistake of watching it from a bed. Getting under the blankets was just too tempting.

  • @RedVelvetUnderground333

    @RedVelvetUnderground333

    3 жыл бұрын

    It’s my fave

  • @timothy3732
    @timothy37323 жыл бұрын

    Rip and the rest made it back to earth where they became a family. This is just nightmares she is having.

  • @tarantulagirl

    @tarantulagirl

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah I read that canon too, so they could bring Newt and Hicks back, wish they’d made the Blomkamp version instead.

  • @sixmint2904

    @sixmint2904

    3 жыл бұрын

    Maybe they could make like those modern-retro movies where they follow the timeline of a movie that came out 20-30 years ago and make a movie that follows said timeline. For this example they could make ripply wake up in a pod, then waking up the others. They make it to earth, but unfortunately another alien that came with the queen was hidden inside the ship. And it would then terrorize the cities of earth, picking off tons of people, and having enough food to somehow begin reproducing. A massive alien infestation occurs and they have to block entrance and exit to and from earth. Finally it gets too bad and they have to destroy the planet, but ripply remembers that something super important is on earth that can kill all the aliens without destroying the planet, she is sent down there but doesn’t have enough time before the destruction, and barely makes it out alive.

  • @chanbara8683

    @chanbara8683

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@sixmint2904 covid...

  • @sixmint2904

    @sixmint2904

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@chanbara8683 oh wow I had absolutely no idea that existed

  • @Jizzlewobbwtfcus

    @Jizzlewobbwtfcus

    2 жыл бұрын

    Even though I would love that Dwayne and Newt survive I think they're only saying it was a dream recently to try to distance themselves from the film and it's fan's disapproval.

  • @lostintechnicolor
    @lostintechnicolor2 жыл бұрын

    The Assembly Cut is definitely superior. I can’t remember who said it, but someone once said about Alien 3: “It’s a good movie, but it’s a bad sequel.” It’s pretty crazy how David Fincher was able to get SOMETHING watchable out of that disaster of a production.

  • @stanstanev2656
    @stanstanev26563 жыл бұрын

    Alien : suspence,Aliens: action,Alien 3 : tragedy ,Alien:Resurrection: gore

  • @KriegZombie

    @KriegZombie

    3 жыл бұрын

    As a man of culture I enjoy them all.

  • @IncPoint

    @IncPoint

    3 жыл бұрын

    It should be Alien Resurrection: garbage

  • @TomOostenrijk

    @TomOostenrijk

    3 жыл бұрын

    I don't think any of the Alien movies are bad. Alien, Aliens, Resurrection, Alien 3. In that order. The Prometheus movies were horrible.

  • @Akumetsubg

    @Akumetsubg

    3 жыл бұрын

    horror,action,drama,comedy

  • @TheBraunMachine2011

    @TheBraunMachine2011

    3 жыл бұрын

    ​@Osman Yousif I do, they should've released that version in theaters. Alien 3 gets way too much hate IMHO. I thought the acting was great especially from Weaver, Dutton, Dance & Henriksen.

  • @martinnaranjo3185
    @martinnaranjo31853 жыл бұрын

    I'm sorry CinemaSins, but not even Jeremy's voice would make me go through this train-wreck again

  • @beckettmaffei

    @beckettmaffei

    3 жыл бұрын

    This has potential for a top comment, edit the comment and add "go" where you forgot it!

  • @THEJMAROCK91

    @THEJMAROCK91

    3 жыл бұрын

    You are God damn right son

  • @TheBraunMachine2011

    @TheBraunMachine2011

    3 жыл бұрын

    The film is flawed af & gets way too much hate but still better than most movies out these days IMHO.

  • @Webber-sr3xk

    @Webber-sr3xk

    3 жыл бұрын

    Watch the assembly cut

  • @loganshinall8113
    @loganshinall81133 жыл бұрын

    I always thought the greatest sin in this movie was the scene at the beginning that shows a Facehugger running around the ship, melting into a pod, and then Newt and Hicks are confirmed to not have the Chestburster. I always felt like they tip their hand about Ripley being Facehugged a little too early, and it takes away a lot of the suspense, as well as the "twist". Sure, we know that a Facehugger came out of the ship and attacked a dog/ox but that would lead you to believe that the murder-Aliens that have been murder-alien-ing things for two movies at this point just opened the pod, looked at potential hosts just chillin', and said: "Fuck it, I'm gonna go get some fruit." That scene is what punched this movie in the nads from the get-go for me. Don't get me wrong, I love all the Alien movies (for being good and for being incredibly bad), but this movie is as close to irredeemable as you can get. Not so bad it's fun, not so good it's legendary, just a big "meh", and I'd argue it's all because that one scene at the beginning. Now I'm going to go watch all the Alien movies again, including this one, because they're awesome.

  • @jeffreyhejny7522

    @jeffreyhejny7522

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 of the alien franchise.

  • @kevthepoet

    @kevthepoet

    Жыл бұрын

    The greatest sin was without a doubt killing Newt and Hicks, especially off screen with no heroic point. But I'll take the face hugger reveal for a distant 2nd or 3rd.

  • @conorcoad8037
    @conorcoad80373 жыл бұрын

    There is absolutely no denying that the ending is a thing of beauty. The closing scene is the BEST CLOSING SCENE IN ANY MOVIE.

  • @hakaveli72
    @hakaveli723 жыл бұрын

    "There's Roc, the Florist,the tiny angry dude with the bad accent" Classic!!!

  • @personM4N
    @personM4N3 жыл бұрын

    "14 seconds of logo and new title before the actual 18 minutes of sinning starts! *ding* "

  • @hemorrhaginghamster

    @hemorrhaginghamster

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dude, any further comments under Cinemasins videos are fighting for the second place from now on.

  • @ryantafoya487

    @ryantafoya487

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@hemorrhaginghamster who's first?

  • @protosoul14
    @protosoul142 жыл бұрын

    I keep imagining the alien watching them set traps with the dialog from that dbza moment on namek with gohan and vegeta. "What are you doing? Thwarting my plans?" "Thwarting your plans?" "Thwarting my plans. Because that would be bad."

  • @nathaniliescu4597
    @nathaniliescu45973 жыл бұрын

    14.54 - it's Bill Tench from Mindhunter.

  • @vastotales4431
    @vastotales44313 жыл бұрын

    Since you mentioned *Jason X* can you sin it next.

  • @snookyzun6158

    @snookyzun6158

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes that movie was stupid

  • @TeslasTacos

    @TeslasTacos

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yo wtf

  • @TeslasTacos

    @TeslasTacos

    3 жыл бұрын

    12 hours ago???

  • @markryan5793

    @markryan5793

    3 жыл бұрын

    WilliamZombee think people get early access if they subscribe to the cinemasins patreon or something

  • @mullaoslo

    @mullaoslo

    3 жыл бұрын

    There is nothing wrong with Jason X!

  • @androzani84productions85
    @androzani84productions853 жыл бұрын

    If you think about it, the prisoners are a who’s who of actors who’ve been in Doctor Who at some point.

  • @CharlieQuartz

    @CharlieQuartz

    3 жыл бұрын

    This sentence is more than 15% who

  • @luckyspurs

    @luckyspurs

    3 жыл бұрын

    One who's actually been Doctor Who.

  • @sdfkjgh

    @sdfkjgh

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dr. Who Goes to Whoville. Surprise twist: The Grinch is actually a Sycorax!

  • @Wickerrman

    @Wickerrman

    3 жыл бұрын

    Some great British actors in there, for sure. I never realised the actor that played Varys was in it tho!

  • @pinktribble

    @pinktribble

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Wickerrman He wasn't, the guy just looks like him.

  • @SinDesigns
    @SinDesigns Жыл бұрын

    Of all the wisdom dropped on this channel, acknowledging that Michael Biehn was surely a better catch needs to go into the CinemaSins Hall of Fame. 💜

  • @Juice0fTheBarley
    @Juice0fTheBarley3 жыл бұрын

    Thank you so much for calling him Massive Headwound Harry.

  • @IrishCarney

    @IrishCarney

    3 жыл бұрын

    Really shows the power of names to shape someone's destiny, but you have to question his parents' benevolence and judgement.

  • @adriantamzarian9252
    @adriantamzarian92523 жыл бұрын

    One request: DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story

  • @xbfalcon83

    @xbfalcon83

    3 жыл бұрын

    unsinnable

  • @MrBoyYankee

    @MrBoyYankee

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@xbfalcon83 You damn right!!!

  • @GeeVanderplas

    @GeeVanderplas

    3 жыл бұрын

    Only one sin: not enough balls or wrenches to the groin!

  • @YouLousyKids

    @YouLousyKids

    3 жыл бұрын

    The only sin with that is the fact they didn't go with the original ending.

  • @autumbreeze1129
    @autumbreeze11293 жыл бұрын

    The main sin of this movie is it did a massive and unbelievably STUPID retcon just to exist, that retcon being there was not point during Aliens when the Xenomorph Queen would've had the time to stop in her murderous rampage for Revenge against Ripley for murdering all her children and think "hey, just in case I DON'T die, I'll lay two eggs in the escape pod I'm nowhere near and put them in hidden spaces so no one will notice them, except those hidden spaces will be easily noticeable. Seriously, there is no way between revealing she'd hitched a ride onto the main ship and fought Ripley the Queen would've had time to do that. Not to mention, even if she did, the egg of the facehugger that got Ripley was pretty much right next to the stasis pods. Are you seriously telling me, after all the shit she's been through because of those aliens, Ripley wouldn't have done a final sweep of the ship before going into stasis I DIDN'T see the obvious egg that stands out against the design of the ship like a sore thumb? This movie is complete and utter crappy fanfiction

  • @Gobtik

    @Gobtik

    3 жыл бұрын

    The assembly cut has a shot of different type of face hugger that one of the prisoners found, the common theory is that it could lay more than one egg. The comic book version has Newt dying in the crash and the queen escaping from her body and going into Ripley - implying Newt could already have been infected before Alien 3 - 2 weeks in cryo suspension between 2 and 3 could explain why nothing came out (remember Burke in Aliens wanted to do this to get the bodies through quarantine). Newt's dad was first infected in Aliens, it's odd that a single little girl somehow outlasts the entire colony with no resources The comic also has Bishop confirming this, so the egg on the ship created the dog alien on the planet. The third theory is that Bishop planted the egg - claiming it took an hour to align the dish and the flight time of the rescue craft, he grabs the eggs in his extra time and places them on the ship. Bishop never shows any anti-alien points and he's a company android, the problem in Alien was the android trying to get the alien on board (hence overriding safety protocols)

  • @KhaoticFrosty

    @KhaoticFrosty

    3 жыл бұрын

    Reason for why the Xenomorph Queen would have laid eggs during her rampage is probably because she might have been reaching the end of her lifespan. It could mirror how the Xenomorph in Alien was also reaching the end of its lifespan by the end (As envisioned by Ridley Scott).

  • @KhaoticFrosty

    @KhaoticFrosty

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Gobtik Newt could have gotten impregnated while she was in the Queen's chamber before Ripley arrived. I don't know about the Bishop thing though. His model of android was fitted with behavior inhibitors to prevent him from hurting humans or letting them be hurt in his presence.

  • @CodyChromeBand

    @CodyChromeBand

    3 жыл бұрын

    This film is great, sorry if it made you uncomfortable

  • @thecatfather857

    @thecatfather857

    3 жыл бұрын

    I guess that’s the main reason why it was widely panned.

  • @jeremyswalley8625
    @jeremyswalley86252 жыл бұрын

    The main inconsistency is the gestation period of the aliens. Sometimes it takes hours others it takes minutes. Especially outta whack in AVP

  • @southlondon86
    @southlondon86 Жыл бұрын

    You have to admit: for such a troubled production David Fincher did manage to do something decent with this film. The film’s iconic shot of the alien next to Ripley’s head was shot even after the studio heads refused.

  • @josephkissel6062

    @josephkissel6062

    5 ай бұрын

    It's the only iconic image from the entire film ...

  • @southlondon86

    @southlondon86

    5 ай бұрын

    @@josephkissel6062 Ripley falling to her death while the Queen explodes out?

  • @Hadar1991
    @Hadar19913 жыл бұрын

    As an Alien fan I must say that Alien 3 had the most potential for being a masterpiece. I actually really like the Assembly Cut (30 minutes longer with ox instead of a dog) and if Fincher had the possibility to make this film without Fox interference Alien 3 could top first two movies. But this film was such a production hell that Fincher disowned this movie... :/

  • @reginaschellhaas1395

    @reginaschellhaas1395

    Жыл бұрын

    Agreed. I, too prefer the assembly cut. Poor Fincher had to make a "movie by committee", didn't even have a completed script as he began. What a waste of an opportunity to make an excellent film, and such poor treatment of Fincher.

  • @johnnybaxter1953

    @johnnybaxter1953

    8 ай бұрын

    The assembly cut was better, but still not very good. Definitely not in the same realm as the first 2 movies

  • @DamienAzreal
    @DamienAzreal3 жыл бұрын

    Love how he says "Everyone survives this" in the explosion in the hallway... Yet, in the next scene they flatout say several died in it.

  • @neilholmes8200

    @neilholmes8200

    3 жыл бұрын

    Typical cinema sins style, come up with a sin, see something that contradicts that sin 5 minutes later, don't bother to go back and edit the video, just sin both

  • @Paulafan5

    @Paulafan5

    3 жыл бұрын

    They're getting lazy. I mean, it's stated clearly several people died in that explosion. It's like sinning the alien for using stealth. It always uses stealth.

  • @135Fenrir

    @135Fenrir

    3 жыл бұрын

    He also said it OVER a death scream, lmao. I am waiting with bated breath for The Birdman to do this one. Between the two of them and Cinema Wins, it is a Trifecta of Humor, Critique and Sins.

  • @TheDidymusBrush
    @TheDidymusBrush3 жыл бұрын

    Still stand by the Assembly Cut as being a damn fine movie. Shame they messed it up. The Theatrical Cut is dead to me and has been since 2003!

  • @laziznuridin7356

    @laziznuridin7356

    3 жыл бұрын

    So true

  • @raven_the_demon

    @raven_the_demon

    3 жыл бұрын

    Can someone clear it up for me, is the one that is shown in the video the assembly cut or the director's cut? And what's the difference between them?

  • @tarantulagirl
    @tarantulagirl3 жыл бұрын

    I’d don’t know what’s more scary, Brian Glover as Mr Rottweiler in Bottom or the Alien dog/ox. That said I can’t believe CS are dissing him, he was a classic British actor.

  • @EddieVanAidan

    @EddieVanAidan

    3 жыл бұрын

    All I can think of when I see him is “Gasmaaan!” 😂

  • @tarantulagirl

    @tarantulagirl

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@EddieVanAidan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Man, I Miss Rik Mayall

  • @tarantulagirl

    @tarantulagirl

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@MrZoolook Love that film. Rik Mayall cameo’d in that film, too!

  • @chrisk5204
    @chrisk52043 жыл бұрын

    I'm sure I'm the odd man out here, but I like Alien 3. But to each his own.

  • @Hunter12396

    @Hunter12396

    3 жыл бұрын

    its the best one damnit!

  • @LordPrometheous

    @LordPrometheous

    3 жыл бұрын

    I liked it, too. Resurrection wasn't very good--it was weird, but I still watch it. I have to watch all the originals back to back over a couple days. Same with Star Wars, can't just watch one.

  • @eyespy3001

    @eyespy3001

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same here. I saw it opening night with my mother (I was 11 or 12), and we both loved it. I still do to this day.

  • @ineedmoney4614

    @ineedmoney4614

    3 жыл бұрын

    Chris K I respect tf outta it

  • @neilholmes8200

    @neilholmes8200

    3 жыл бұрын

    You're not the only one. Alien 3 isn't really that bad and has some good points. You can definitely tell that it might have been even better if Fincher had been able to realise his full vision. Its certainly better than AR and the less said about AVP the better.

  • @KiRA-ns2pw
    @KiRA-ns2pw3 жыл бұрын

    "Recording a Tiktok" I spat out my water

  • @youngsirzo

    @youngsirzo

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sinful as shit

  • @gillianfleischer5620

    @gillianfleischer5620

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’m the only one out of my friends who doesn’t use the app, I don’t see what makes it so appealing

  • @Scifogon

    @Scifogon

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@gillianfleischer5620 What makes it appealing is that it's bullshit

  • @josephhoffman2992
    @josephhoffman29923 жыл бұрын

    Honestly I think this film is seriously underrated.

  • @GMAV3RICK

    @GMAV3RICK

    3 жыл бұрын

    I actually like this film

  • @spin_to_win8607

    @spin_to_win8607

    3 жыл бұрын

    First two are amazing, third is fine and the fourth is a hot mess!

  • @sociallyresponsiblexenomor7608

    @sociallyresponsiblexenomor7608

    3 жыл бұрын

    This is my least favorite of every alien movie personally. It did give us the Dog/Runner alien which is cool, but they even mucked all that up in the movie with awful green screen effects.

  • @alcohero8070

    @alcohero8070

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@spin_to_win8607 How are first two amazing? They are way more boring, combined, than the third one. Nothing happens in them, and they are way way more predictable.

  • @thecatfather857

    @thecatfather857

    3 жыл бұрын

    Alcohero I disagree with the majority because I’m trying to be edgy.

  • @Tim_the_Enchanter
    @Tim_the_Enchanter3 жыл бұрын

    It's a good thing there isn't an actual combination of Eric Idle and Peter Cook running around, else we would all be dead from laughter.

  • @phoebegreig6523
    @phoebegreig65233 жыл бұрын

    Jokes on you Cinema Sins! The U.K calls Aluminium Foil Tin Foil.. so take that sin back! 😂

  • @The-Almighty-Whitey

    @The-Almighty-Whitey

    3 жыл бұрын

    A lot of Americans call it tin foil as well.

  • @vybezD

    @vybezD

    3 жыл бұрын

    Also called tin foil in alot of former british colonies like Canada and Jamaica.

  • @EmptyAltruism

    @EmptyAltruism

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ive got uk friends that say "aluminium" and i always have to pause for a minute to translate in my head...oddly, i think it sounds better that way, im just used to aluminum

  • @3218675309

    @3218675309

    3 жыл бұрын

    He said the pronunciation of the word aluminum in England. Referring to English saying “aluminium” instead of “aluminum”. You added the word “foil”.

  • @conrad3578

    @conrad3578

    3 жыл бұрын

    Trying to correct cinema sins plus 4 sins

  • @EChacon
    @EChacon3 жыл бұрын

    Do an Everything Wrong with Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow.

  • @tristanhoffmeyer8407

    @tristanhoffmeyer8407

    3 жыл бұрын

    That movie is a masterpiece.

  • @LadyOnikara

    @LadyOnikara

    3 жыл бұрын

    It has been a LONG ass time since I saw that movie. And I know we have it on DVD so, why has it been a long time?

  • @YouLousyKids

    @YouLousyKids

    3 жыл бұрын

    That movie was brilliant and problematic. I love the homages to things like the Mechanical Men from the Superman Fleischer cartoons, but in the end it's a bunch of actors against greenscreen and it has all the problems that entails. Still...it may have the most brilliant ending of ANY movie, and I stand by that statement. "Lens cap." Man!

  • @fishmanfairclough7530

    @fishmanfairclough7530

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@YouLousyKids Sky captain and League of extraordinary gentlemen are 2 of my guilty pleasures.

  • @mrbojangles8133
    @mrbojangles81333 жыл бұрын

    the aliens waited for them to set the traps up because aliens have good manners, and it's very rude to interupt people when they're working

  • @bunnybro5977
    @bunnybro59773 жыл бұрын

    This channel's basically become my way of watching movies I think are not worth the two hours to sit through

  • @GreatOldOne9866
    @GreatOldOne98663 жыл бұрын

    2:05 no, sins. Tywin Lannister owns everything he’s in.

  • @erikeverson7812

    @erikeverson7812

    3 жыл бұрын

    No no. He's the villain from Last Action Hero. Weren't you listening?

  • @hansgrueber8169

    @hansgrueber8169

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@erikeverson7812 HE"S THE HAND OF THE KING!!!!

  • @JustKelso1993

    @JustKelso1993

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@hansgrueber8169 He is still rotting on the crapper.

  • @letired
    @letired3 жыл бұрын

    That description of that guy's voice is spot on. Props to whoever pointed that out.

  • @TeslasTacos

    @TeslasTacos

    3 жыл бұрын

    HOW IS THIS 15 HOURS AGO

  • @LeeBankai

    @LeeBankai

    3 жыл бұрын

    ....time travel. Duh.

  • @totallynottino4099

    @totallynottino4099

    3 жыл бұрын

    This dude is the only one allowed to say "First"

  • @cometzcriticz9933

    @cometzcriticz9933

    3 жыл бұрын

    huh?

  • @kb-ey2vc

    @kb-ey2vc

    3 жыл бұрын

    how is it.....15 hours ago

  • @jojoyoyo100
    @jojoyoyo1003 жыл бұрын

    I thought KZread was recommending this because I just watched this movie. Until I realized this just came out today. What a mindfuck

  • @AstroNerdBoy
    @AstroNerdBoy3 жыл бұрын

    I remember being so excited for this movie after its first teaser trailer (Aliens coming to Earth). Even after hearing it would be changed a bit, I was still excited. However, by the time the opening sequence of this film was done, the movie was dead to me.

  • @darkstormgts-5449
    @darkstormgts-54493 жыл бұрын

    15:52 there isn't a "no" sin?! Bishop's "no" is more deserving of it than any other no! Love the video tho, great work as always

  • @redleg1376

    @redleg1376

    3 жыл бұрын

    Worst part of the mooooooooovieeeeeeeee!

  • @lostlegend2197
    @lostlegend21973 жыл бұрын

    Please do Everything Wrong With Little Shop of Horrors (1986)

  • @goORIOLES236

    @goORIOLES236

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nothing. There’s nothing wrong with Little Shop of Horrors (1986)

  • @anubusx

    @anubusx

    3 жыл бұрын

    Feed me!!!

  • @wcoleman99

    @wcoleman99

    3 жыл бұрын

    The only sin is not going with the alternate ending

  • @EmptyAltruism

    @EmptyAltruism

    3 жыл бұрын

    Silly legend, theres nothing wrong with that movie except they didnt go with the original ending

  • @wcoleman99

    @wcoleman99

    3 жыл бұрын

    I will say much of a joy as Feed Me is to sing, I always liked I'm the dentist better. So thanks Steve Martin.

  • @daniellevaughn4598
    @daniellevaughn45983 жыл бұрын

    I liked this movie. Especially the last scenes when they're trying to trap the alien. I love Charles S. Dutton as well.

  • @chefar

    @chefar

    3 жыл бұрын

    The movie has something for it for sure, but it was too long with many plot shortcuts.

  • @knightmare5097

    @knightmare5097

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@chefar Not to mention way too many forgettable characters with zero personality

  • @Jizzlewobbwtfcus

    @Jizzlewobbwtfcus

    2 жыл бұрын

    Charles S Dutton is a severly underrated actor. He owned his role. Still hard to believe that's Leeroy from Crocodile Dundee 2 lol. Shows some of his versatility.

  • @southlondon86

    @southlondon86

    Жыл бұрын

    Madam wasn’t the British accent just annoying in this film though?

  • @ralphrombauts6769
    @ralphrombauts67693 жыл бұрын

    Everything wrong with Aliens 3: -It exists -No Newt and Hicks because... -Off screen deaths

  • @Anubis30224

    @Anubis30224

    3 жыл бұрын

    Dude, could you imagine if Newt and Hicks were in this movie? Like holy crap! It would've been great!

  • @petercampi2840

    @petercampi2840

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Anubis30224 I mean, the original scripts by William Gibson (1987/88) focused on Hicks, Newt (briefly), and Bishop. I personally consider the Gibson scripts my own personal canon, and luck has it that the Alien RPG allows for it too!

  • @RJIS

    @RJIS

    3 жыл бұрын

    -It's fucking boring -It's stupid -Crappy characters -Clunky plot -Mediocre editing

  • @BanaDoyabad
    @BanaDoyabad3 жыл бұрын

    YES! I love when there's a new upload!! 😁😁🙌🏽🙌🏽

  • @marcuswilliamcook8424

    @marcuswilliamcook8424

    3 жыл бұрын

    HELL YEAH!

  • @Sunprism
    @Sunprism3 жыл бұрын

    I mean, Aliens always come from small holes in the body and grow enormous...Did y'all forget chest bursters are a thing?

  • @WATCHINGTHEWATCHERS

    @WATCHINGTHEWATCHERS

    3 жыл бұрын

    The dog Xenomoph grows about 10 times faster then one from a human.

  • @avecas

    @avecas

    3 жыл бұрын

    What he meant was how ridiculously large the alien starts out. It's born like half the size of the dog, which makes no sense considering the dog has...yknow, organs and stuff.

  • @origami83

    @origami83

    3 жыл бұрын

    In the first alien it starts as a small chest burster and we find shedded skin and pets are missing. So its feeding on smaller prey and growing. In alien 3 its just large all of the sudden, with no food sources to get bigger.

  • @WATCHINGTHEWATCHERS

    @WATCHINGTHEWATCHERS

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@origami83 The alien Xenomoph does not need sustenance from flesh creatures to grow. It is like a machine and grows mainly from taking nutrients from water and possibly air growing from basic elements in its environment.

  • @WATCHINGTHEWATCHERS

    @WATCHINGTHEWATCHERS

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@origami83 The Xenomoph creature is like a machine, it does not need sustenance from flesh creatures to grow it simply use them as a growing environment and adapts to the host. If a human development is over 10 times that of a dog so there for the Xenomoph grows over 10 times faster.

  • @mouse2689
    @mouse26892 жыл бұрын

    Dude the call back to the line from "The Town" instant gut wrenching tears 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @LeAnimal65
    @LeAnimal653 жыл бұрын

    LOVE your new intro!

  • @claymccoy
    @claymccoy3 жыл бұрын

    0:45 - Yes, THAT David Fincher.

  • @EvillBob

    @EvillBob

    3 жыл бұрын

    He pretty much said that nobody hates Alien 3 more than him.

  • @matta6663
    @matta66633 жыл бұрын

    I’ve been asking for this video since fucking Middle School, now I just got my Associates Degree. smh

  • @evyalley
    @evyalley Жыл бұрын

    5:31 this is probably my favorite sin you have ever done on any of these videos. It’s absolutely hilarious. The throwbacks, the writing, the delivery 😂😂

  • @VonWenk
    @VonWenk2 жыл бұрын

    My favorite part of the movie was Alien POV shots in the tunnels-although, admittedly, I did not understand what the plan was. Also, I'd completely forgotten that Pete Postewaite was in this.

  • @matthewtuckey

    @matthewtuckey

    Жыл бұрын

    The alien had no eyes though. This made the least sense in the whole franchise.

  • @jasonblalock4429
    @jasonblalock44293 жыл бұрын

    12:33 Space Quest IV? Holy crap, that's a deep dive of a reference. Nice call.

  • @ceelist

    @ceelist

    3 жыл бұрын

    Literally came to the comments just to see if anyone else caught this reference 😂

  • @tbirddddd

    @tbirddddd

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ceelist We're glad you could play Space Quest IV! As usual, you've been a real pantload!

  • @bradders9743
    @bradders97433 жыл бұрын

    Don’t disrespect Brian Glover, that guys a national treasure

  • @paulnash9851

    @paulnash9851

    3 жыл бұрын

    Damn straight, !!!

  • @doryanburlison6998

    @doryanburlison6998

    3 жыл бұрын

    Which one is Brian Glover?

  • @masere

    @masere

    3 жыл бұрын

    Brian Glover us the bald prison warder. He was in An American Werewolf In London telling the joke about the alamo

  • @johnpersonage7220

    @johnpersonage7220

    3 жыл бұрын

    Absolutely. He read a book once. Green it was.

  • @EvilBrit89

    @EvilBrit89

    3 жыл бұрын

    Pump your brakes kid!

  • @daisiesofdoom
    @daisiesofdoom Жыл бұрын

    Space Tywin Lannister wanting to pay his debts with Ripley is hilarious.

  • @joelbest2424
    @joelbest24243 ай бұрын

    I went to this when it came out, taking a bunch of friends who'd never seen an Alien movie. Promised them a great flick, based on the first two movies. They have never trusted me since.

  • @hcaz5818
    @hcaz58183 жыл бұрын

    The atmosphere, soundtrack, and prison planet location are amazing in this movie. Still lots of problems tho

  • @Carl_with_a_k_
    @Carl_with_a_k_3 жыл бұрын

    I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS and he finally did it

  • @johnguerrero7151
    @johnguerrero71513 жыл бұрын

    Hey i just found your channel a day or two ago and ive watched several amazing videos, I really wanna see a cinemasins video on the giver

  • @drewphilips75
    @drewphilips753 жыл бұрын

    OMG...ur commentary his absolutely hilarious. I've binge watched ur vids for 2 days...LMFAO

  • @janklowicz24
    @janklowicz243 жыл бұрын

    Whatever else one may say, the Art Direction was ahead of its time; Half the movies from 1999 and 2000 owe this a big debt!

  • @BionicDance
    @BionicDance3 жыл бұрын

    "Space Quest IV"? Ha! That's awesome! :D

  • @xvxvcaspervxvx
    @xvxvcaspervxvx2 жыл бұрын

    Damn, I forgot Tywin Lannister was in this movie! Good to see his career got ALOT better after this movie!

  • @kathrynmckenzie9095
    @kathrynmckenzie90952 жыл бұрын

    You should do Steven Kings Dreamcatcher.

  • @robertcorbett9455
    @robertcorbett94553 жыл бұрын

    I love this movie. Sure its not quite as good as the first 2, sure it seemed sloppy, but all the actors brought their A game. And it was a great ending.

  • @WeApOnPrImE
    @WeApOnPrImE3 жыл бұрын

    I feel like we need a sinning of the Assembly Cut of this film. It makes so much more sense than the theatrical version. Please Cinema Sins? You did it for BvS!

  • @WeApOnPrImE

    @WeApOnPrImE

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Osman Yousif I know you're just nitpicking my comment, but seriously, its a completely different movie. I think it needs it.

  • @charlesh7962
    @charlesh79623 жыл бұрын

    I've heard that phrase " Charles in charge " so much, but it stills makes me laugh.

  • @georgebrooks4292
    @georgebrooks4292 Жыл бұрын

    I am one of the very few people who actually prefer this movie to James Cameron's orgy of human/xenomorph carnage. I loved Ridley Scott's original "one alien, multiple deaths" formula and was glad Fincher returned to that formula. Cameron just seemed to want to make everything bigger, bloodier, and boom-ier. It was like Michael Bay with slightly fewer explosions.

  • @LazarheaD
    @LazarheaD3 жыл бұрын

    I still like Alien 3, it's a different take on the franchise. Maybe not entirely for the better, but I like it enough.

  • @dannydan7238

    @dannydan7238

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah same

  • @jeremybk54

    @jeremybk54

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Sharkzilla3000 the only one i can't is Resurrection. i'd also add covenant to that, but i never had the time to go see it so i don't know how i feel about that one

  • @jasonblalock4429

    @jasonblalock4429

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah. It's really a testament to David Fincher's raw talent that Alien3 is actually pretty watchable, despite Fox doing literally EVERYTHING they possibly could to fuck it up. Merely being mediocre is a triumph compared to the giant flaming dog poo it should've been.

  • @coreysparkman3814
    @coreysparkman38143 жыл бұрын

    Do Splice next, you'll havd a field day

  • @AxeKick80

    @AxeKick80

    3 жыл бұрын

    Man, that movie was so f*cked up 😂

  • @usakira428

    @usakira428

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@AxeKick80 literally lol

  • @kt9166
    @kt91667 ай бұрын

    I remember I saw this in the theater on first release, and liked it very much. Now, after thinking about it and seeing the DVD and assembly cut, not such a big fan. But it still has some very good things in it, like Charles Dance, Charles S. Dutton, Pete Postlethwaite, and Ripley's sacrifice.

  • @williammatthews693
    @williammatthews6933 жыл бұрын

    Say what you will but Charles Dance delivering that speech about why he ended up in prison was great and should not have been skipped!

  • @sidekickz2180
    @sidekickz21803 жыл бұрын

    This movie brings back childhood memories

  • @jaimereynolds258

    @jaimereynolds258

    3 жыл бұрын

    I remember my parents taking me to see it when it came out lol

  • @dannydan7238

    @dannydan7238

    3 жыл бұрын

    I watched the fist two with my mom cause she was big into 80s stuff, but I watched this one by myself, but I still like it

  • @Syntaxerrortwenetyone
    @Syntaxerrortwenetyone3 жыл бұрын

    Cinemasins: *gets new intro* Me, an origional fan: OoOoOoooOoOoOOOOOooooOooOoOoooOoooOoOooOoO

  • @EmptyAltruism

    @EmptyAltruism

    3 жыл бұрын

    I thought about jokingly sinning your typo, but no one likes a grammar nazi. If only we could round them all up, like in a camp or something...

  • @sqeekeezthehamster1116

    @sqeekeezthehamster1116

    3 жыл бұрын

    I like the old intro

  • @portalj123

    @portalj123

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sqeekeez the hamster i godda acrea

  • @berengustav7714

    @berengustav7714

    3 жыл бұрын

    "ToO mAnY sEcONds oF lOgos!!" Me: You have become the very thing you swore to destroy!!

  • @ScottKorin

    @ScottKorin

    3 жыл бұрын

    If you are an original fan, you'd know the new intro has been around several months at this point

  • @BIG_MOPPER
    @BIG_MOPPER11 ай бұрын

    Bro your videos make my day bro I get those real soul cleaning laughs that I have needed lately. Foreal man I appreciate the time you put into these.

  • @dflaton
    @dflaton2 жыл бұрын

    I really like this movie. Especially knowing what it could have been if Fincher had more clout when it was made.

  • @curtisleblanc5897

    @curtisleblanc5897

    Жыл бұрын

    what was it gonna be?

  • @RandomShinigami7
    @RandomShinigami73 жыл бұрын

    I’m just going to say this then bounce, I liked Alien 3. It’s not as good as Alien or Aliens, not even close, but it’s a perfectly OK movie. The Assembly Cut is the better version though.

  • @AdamG1983

    @AdamG1983

    3 жыл бұрын

    Where can I find that?

  • @eathotdog

    @eathotdog

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@AdamG1983 yeh gotta be a pirate matey.

  • @MJG2012

    @MJG2012

    3 жыл бұрын

    AdamG1983 it’s on the Blu-ray release (may be referred to as the Workprint Version)

  • @RandomShinigami7

    @RandomShinigami7

    3 жыл бұрын

    AdamG1983 Oh hi! Sorry for the late reply, KZread decided to not notify me of responses to this. The Blu Ray has both the Theatrical Cut and the Assembly Cut.

  • @michaelturner4457
    @michaelturner44573 жыл бұрын

    Aliens : this time it's war. Alien 3: this time it's poor.

  • @beckettmaffei

    @beckettmaffei

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Kristopher Chavez The movie is fine as a standalone film. But the fact that they went with the script killing off the main characters is such bullshit.

  • @mattflinton
    @mattflinton3 жыл бұрын

    Great reference to space quest 4 . I love the Sierra games!

  • @maxsvensson6023
    @maxsvensson60233 жыл бұрын

    5:25 I like yor cut Ripley!

  • @Mansini77
    @Mansini773 жыл бұрын

    The biggest sin is that this “film” was even made. Alien and Aliens is all you need for all your chest bursting thrills and chills.

  • @BartokandBadIdeas

    @BartokandBadIdeas

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's the sadness of cash-grabby Hollywood isn't it though?

  • @necrographical

    @necrographical

    3 жыл бұрын

    Pretty weak chest-bursts in Aliens, to be fair.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage3 жыл бұрын

    "...the bad guy from Last Action Hero and Zuul." Worse... it's Numpsay and Zuul! I better make a call....

  • @anumeon

    @anumeon

    3 жыл бұрын

    Also,, bad scientist guy from Space Truckers... (Ohh, i really want a cinemasins for Space Truckers)

  • @thomasbowling7458

    @thomasbowling7458

    3 жыл бұрын

    And father lanister

  • @blackonyx1

    @blackonyx1

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mooseontheloose-2531 I just want some chips....I want some chips!!!

  • @tuggernut5225
    @tuggernut52253 жыл бұрын

    Great video as always! Please do the dead don't die soon lol. Its full of sins. Underwater as well.

  • @Jyharri
    @Jyharri3 жыл бұрын

    The Xeno-vision part cracked me up, I have no idea why

  • @Saula4ever893
    @Saula4ever8933 жыл бұрын

    I literally only watched this movie for Charles Dance and didn’t finish it after he died 🤣

  • @Aya_Brea1998

    @Aya_Brea1998

    3 жыл бұрын

    "If they're talking about dragons, shouldn't Clemens be more interested in asking the questions?"

  • @barbyonabike
    @barbyonabike3 жыл бұрын

    I'm sinning Jeremy for sinning Brian Glover. Ping, Jeremy. Ping.

  • @davidtatro7457
    @davidtatro7457 Жыл бұрын

    I love when you guys eviscerate movies l actually enjoy. Those are the best.

  • @HS2comedy
    @HS2comedy3 жыл бұрын

    I am binging all the movies right now and this is great. I agree that alien > aliens > alien3 > resurrection, but enjoy them all! - Andrew

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