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@aleciaormond429

Жыл бұрын

why aren't you pregnant

@fancyspoon718

Жыл бұрын

Yah sure

@belladonnaofsadness4764

Жыл бұрын

every pregnant woman**********

@T1mburtonfan

9 ай бұрын

You kinda look like Winona Rider

@katelynvcm6185

3 ай бұрын

I MADE THE COMMENT HAVE FROM 999-1K LIKES YES

They always vomit and immediately know they're pregnant. It could just be food poisoning😂

@mellyq92

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr I was watching this movie and a woman walks in on her daughter puking into the toilet followed by inaudible dialogue and from that we are supposed to infer "the girl is pregnant" because it couldn't be bulimia or an anxious stomach. ( yes it could be a bug or food poisoning too but since its supposed to be a big emotional moment I went with more plot relevant explanations what are equally as probable)

@rahbeeuh

2 жыл бұрын

Funny thing when I had food poison my grams asked me if I was pregnant. I laughed so hard at her accusation while trying not to get vomit everywhere. Like MA'AM! Ain't nobody got time for that.

@NiallerHazza101

2 жыл бұрын

Thats what I hated about Mama Mia 2. Literally Sophie pukes and is like "I think we know what that means" then proceeds to tell people she's pregnant without doing a test. Like excuse me?? You could've just been sick

@ameliabrown3987

2 жыл бұрын

@@NiallerHazza101 I came here to say. That bugs me to no end

@sarahvanos6179

2 жыл бұрын

@@NiallerHazza101 Same! I was thinking about Mamma Mia 2 when I wrote the comment 😂

I swear they always vomit ONCE to hint at pregnancy and they never vomit again

@victoriap1649

2 жыл бұрын

Yes!! Lmaoo

@cloudyskies007

2 жыл бұрын

Did you want to see them vomit the entire movie?

@moniquemontoute9066

2 жыл бұрын

It would be great to see a version of “Every Pregnant Person in Movie Before They Know They’re Pregnant.” Those always kill me. So obvious

@laland5752

2 жыл бұрын

Omg I never realized this before! Ha!

@Agmolly

2 жыл бұрын

@@cloudyskies007 no but maybe like twice? I mean a lone drunk person vomits more times in a movie for a temporary condition that someone who is pregnant for months on end.

The “you did this to me” just unlocked memory’s of movies I didn’t even know I’ve seen

@fnafworld3878

Жыл бұрын

Same

@YourMentalWeirdo_69

Жыл бұрын

Lol fr

@BollywoodBonanzaB

Жыл бұрын

And some that I know I haven't seen!

@francescaconsoli7050

Жыл бұрын

Also Rachel in friends lol

@ghastxm2083

Жыл бұрын

YESS EXACTLY WHST I WAS THINKING LOLL😂

Pregnant Lady: "It'll be you and me against the world" also her "I hope you have your Daddys eyes" 🤔🤣

@Tri-Trill

Жыл бұрын

I actually said to my baby “I hope you have your dad’s eyelashes, coz they are so damn long and pretty, it is so unfair! Just the eyelashes, and every other thing from me”

@orangeismyfavoritecolor

Жыл бұрын

@@Tri-Trill Well? Did they get the eyelashes?

@loo-ssemble

Жыл бұрын

@@Tri-Trill lmk if they got them 🤣

@pink99644

Жыл бұрын

I know I’m late but… don’t forget about the “You did this to me! 😤”

@Izzy_jam

3 ай бұрын

@@Tri-Trillit’s a year later, but did they have them?

Not to mention when their water breaks at the worst possible moment and it takes them 10 Minutes to give birth and they always give birth to a 6 month old 😅

@nataliest.martin8453

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly! The water breaking and instant full blown labor contractions! Screaming 🙀

@Arginne

2 жыл бұрын

@@nataliest.martin8453 Thats what I had 🤷🏻‍♀️ (precipitous labor)

@nataliest.martin8453

2 жыл бұрын

@@Arginne amazing! (Scary?) But it’s definitely not the only or most common way for labor to start, right?

@hannajasmin5289

2 жыл бұрын

Also how literally everyone is GREAT at handling "the water breaking".

@ameenahsf

2 жыл бұрын

Funny story. When I was pregnant I remember distinctly a topic about movies vs reality when pregnant on some random radio station. The radio hosts were joking about when the water breaks and it's like a ton of water and they are instantly having contractions and how "ridiculous" that was because it never happens like that. Since it was my first pregnancy I was eating this type of stuff up because I wanted to be prepared! Fast forward a few months and I developed polyhydromnios (severe amniotic fluid retention) and not only flooded my room when my water broke but indeed went straight into major contractions! 🤣. The clean up crew had to be called to mop up my situation so the nurses and doctor wouldnt slip and fall! So moral of the story... not every story is fiction haha and everyones pregnancy/ labor and delivery is different.

"You did this to me!!!!" is SO Rachel Green😭

@Joemama55122

2 жыл бұрын

Chandler: "Could it BE anymore Rachel Green?!"

@popescucatrinel5407

2 жыл бұрын

"You started it now you FINISH IT!"😆✌️

@helen4876

2 жыл бұрын

BAHAHAHA THAT IS SO TRUE

@hiilikespicynoodles5873

2 жыл бұрын

Yes lol I thought the same thing 😂❤️!!!!

@dreamer9375

2 жыл бұрын

"Like you haven't done enough" This one just cracks me up😂

Also, if someone's pregnant in a movie, the birth has to be shown. And of course it has to happen at the worst possible time. Also also: "The baby's coming! We need clean rags and hot water!"

@eirianstarlesschild521

2 жыл бұрын

i always wondered what the hot water was for. are you making tea?

@ihavenoideawhatimdoing4

2 жыл бұрын

@@eirianstarlesschild521 it helps them relax

@mysticreaper896

2 жыл бұрын

Hot water relaxes muscles

@bodyofhope

Жыл бұрын

@@eirianstarlesschild521 hahaha! Same here! My imagination has run WILD with ideas about hot water 🧐

@jellymoon348

Жыл бұрын

PEACHES!!

“do you want to hold him 🥺” _hands baby over like it’s a giant sandwich_

@aliza_h

28 күн бұрын

that stood out to me, too 😂

And there's always a scene where she's crying and breaking down "I'm so fat!"

@gabriellawhitton3907

2 жыл бұрын

idk i am 26 weeks and just did that after visiting my family and seeing everyone lost weight 😭 im so fucking jealous i want to have a cute little waist and wear normal ass clothes and just like? walk? go on hikes, workout some, diet but noooo :(

@thememe5090

2 жыл бұрын

@@gabriellawhitton3907 aw that’s okay your not expected to be a body builder while your pregnant haha your okay and I hope the best for your baby and family ♥️

@sovietunion899

2 жыл бұрын

@@gabriellawhitton3907 it’s okay ma’am, you are perfect the way you are! don’t worry

@Ejaz100

2 жыл бұрын

@@thememe5090 do you even know what a bodybuilder is?

@thememe5090

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ejaz100 it’s literally in the name lol I’m trying to say you don’t have to workout at the gym everyday and have rock hard abs after and during pregnancy. You don’t have to look skinny while you literally have a whole human being in your stomach lol

Why do they always say it has to be a mistake?? You and your little boyfriend were messing around for the whole first half of the movie, it’s not like you guys have never touched each other 😂

@violettbellerose1173

2 жыл бұрын

"your little boyfriend" lol that was so cute

@terra_the_nightingale135

2 жыл бұрын

“And your little dog too!”

@aditii1698

2 жыл бұрын

**bella and edward left the chat**

@KillJoy_Since2017

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@etheriusmoon1809

2 жыл бұрын

@@aditii1698 "oh I didn't know I could ejaculate as a vampire"

“YOU DID THIS TO ME!” “Jessica that’s your chemistry teacher?” “EXACTLY”

@littlecut_ieroblox2599

9 ай бұрын

👁👄👁

@Lilysuperstarers2

3 ай бұрын

Not that one meme

💯 You left out the parts where the water breaks dramatically and there’s an instantaneous severe pain and the urge to push, all within 5 minutes 🤣

@potato1084

5 ай бұрын

It kinda felt like that for me 💀💀💀 Water broke at 8pm, hospital at 8:15, pain got a lot worse, felt the urge to push at 8:40, got checked at 8:55 (“about 10cm”) and had her at 9:24. 😅

@zaniiite

5 ай бұрын

@@potato1084 Haha! Wow! That was an intense and hour and a half for you! 😆 I bet a lot of women are envious of your experience.

@CIorox_BIeach

5 ай бұрын

I know right. Like it's a cramping muscle, you didn't get stabbed.

"And MY sense of humor!" _reptilian uneven blinking_

@GameChanger597

2 жыл бұрын

That was the funniest part🤣🤣🤣

@twilightskiesx

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@blueismylove3128

2 жыл бұрын

My dog blinks like that. Only one of them though.

@denissemontfort8152

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAO this is literally the best comment and the most underrated 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@really.just.me.tho.

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my god 😂

You even got the part right where they never gain any weight or change shape anywhere, just a perfectly round belly. No rounder face, no swollen ankles, no widened pelvis & thicker thighs like 95% of women get.

@LornaTyrie

2 жыл бұрын

So true! The only time this happens is if the actress is actually pregnant 😂

@mysticstep4553

2 жыл бұрын

My teacher actually was like that she was pregnant and didn't change at all

@anna_banana414

2 жыл бұрын

and if they do, there’s a scene where they’re crying and yelling “IM SO FAT”

@faithbustos611

2 жыл бұрын

i didn’t gain weight anywhere else.. only my belly and it was perfectly round lmao. my face looked the same.. my ankles never got swollen.. my thighs were the same size.. so yea it happens.. also it’s a movie they can really only give a fake belly.. if they added the extras ppl would say it’s body shaming other pregnant women and all this bs.

@TheRCSoldier

2 жыл бұрын

@@faithbustos611 it's the opposite. We need to show pregnant women as being bigger when they're pregnant, because most women gain weight during pregnancy. Movies don't add that because being fat is seen as unattractive. Not having women look like they're gaining weight while pregnant leads to bodyshaming because people won't realize it's normal.

The heavy breathing and the “YOU DID THIS TO ME” so accurate

The blink you did when you said “my sense of humor” was hilarious

I love that you played this as drew Barrymore

@ella-qh8re

2 жыл бұрын

no stop LMAO

@AmandaGabr1elle

2 жыл бұрын

I was gonna say thissss

@bea4156

2 жыл бұрын

Right?? Real Riding In Cars With Boys flashbacks!

@sarahcruz1796

2 жыл бұрын

Yes also came here to say this 👏🏻👏🏻

@hiilikespicynoodles5873

2 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂😂😂 yes!!!!

Also the women never have any after-pregnancy fat. She just pushes put the baby and instantly goes back to the size she used to be before pregnancy

@rinyaskyline

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah that tends to be uncommon, and it could be seen more in media. Although I did have a science teacher who had just had her kid like maybe a month before the school year started and was still a size three so there are (rare as hell) exceptions.

@witchby7420

2 жыл бұрын

@@rinyaskyline I'm definitely not doubting there's some women sho can work it off! I just wish there were more shows/movies that actually show the extra weight from pregnancy lol

@michellepaul8514

2 жыл бұрын

A lot of women who are slim look almost the same after they have the baby. My cousin was slim before she got pregnant and I saw her a few months after she had the baby and she was just as slim.

@witchby7420

2 жыл бұрын

@@michellepaul8514 good for her. I'm not saying it's impossible, but it's actually very uncommon for that to happen. Also that took place over a couple months, women in movies never show it to begin with lol

@eraldadevole

2 жыл бұрын

@@witchby7420 idk where you live but where I do(europe) it is not uncommon at all. On my prenatal class that lasted months, none of the 15 other girls got fatter, just our belly got bigger, all different body types, a few were a little chubby but even them didn’t get bigger although our last 2 months covid had exploded and we basically were home 24/7 and very pregnant so didn’t move much. I was used to walk a lot, at least 5-6km a day. All of us got normal in a matter of days weight wise. The tummy area it did take longer, not bc of fat though. We have monthly appointments with our ob/gyns and they do weigh ins, one of the first things after saying “hello/how are you feeling” basically. If you go there with many extra kgs each month but don’t call it like it is(that you have been eating bad or too much and in that case they ask what you have been eating and advise you to be careful etc) it would be a reason for concern and extra tests to make sure everything is ok. If you watch what you eat and how much there is no actual reason to get fat during pregnancy, scientifically speaking. And I’m not talking about those few kg of water retention some may suffer during the last month of pregnancy. I didn’t have the famous cravings you hear about since you’re little. Maybe sometimes I would crave chocolate and that was unusual cause I don’t care about sweets usually nut still it wasn’t anything I couldn’t control if I wanted to, like any other craving everyone has. I chose to eat a fruit most of the time although I don’t care even for fruits but did it for tye baby. I hated even hearing about meat, raw onions(that I like) and chemical smells like parfume, candles etc. I think there is a lot of misconception about pregnancy, you’re going through a lot emotionally and physically, you’re scared, excited, another life is growing inside of you, starts moving, you can even feel them doing a somersault or having a hiccup etc. Can’t do the same things you did before, have to be careful, a lot of visits, tests, ppl touching you etc. I think some give in on cravings and foods they enjoy more than others. Mind you I have had pcos and hypothyroidism issues in the past prior to pregnancy and I have to be careful in general, theoretically I should have gained weight so easily, I didn’t just bc I ate normal and healthy most of the time.

It’s the “you did this to me” that killed me 😂

And don’t forget the “I’m totally fine for all day but suddenly my water breaks and I’m in INSTANT intense pain and labour!” trope

You forgot when they have a big meal and say "I'm eating for 2." 😂

@breannadeal8610

2 жыл бұрын

Biggest misconception ever. You ain't stuffing your face with 6 cheeseburgers Carol. You'll eat like 2 slices of pizza, be full, and then 20 minutes later be looking for snacks.

@deshickerson4531

2 жыл бұрын

@@breannadeal8610 lol right.

@D3vilMayCry99

2 жыл бұрын

LOL ☠️😂

Congratulations mom here's your perfectly healthy fully grown baby who's totally new born and not a paid actor.

@Maya_hee

2 жыл бұрын

Did you expect actual newborns to be in a movie? Tsk tsk.

@emmalynnelson8257

2 жыл бұрын

Thus comment just made me realize that babies get paid to be in movies lol

@emmettmcnally740

2 жыл бұрын

@@Maya_hee fun fact, because of child acting laws/regulations, the baby has to be at least 15 days old, and though it's largely outlawed, some states allow for preemies to be used because they're closer to newborn baby sized compared to a full term 15 day old baby. Those suckers grow fast! They also use multi-birth babies (I e twins or triples) due to their tendency to be smaller than a single birth baby

@abigailmarughu3403

2 жыл бұрын

Paid actor 😭

@hahaaa8196

2 жыл бұрын

@@emmettmcnally740 yeah okay but in some shows ( Arabic dramas) they bring a one year old like we can’t tell it’s not a newborn baby

“aNd My SeNsE oF hUmOr” So accurate

“Want to hold him .? 😏” “Here ya go 😀”

Extra points if she experienced a miscarriage earlier in the movie, but gets pregnant again two scenes later, thus causing her to become eerily happy and forget about the child she just lost.

@twistysnacks

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, that's the reality for some women. Miscarriage can be really traumatic but it does affect all women differently.

@sidvacant9382

2 жыл бұрын

@@twistysnacks my mom experienced something similar but had another child anyways.

@thewalkingmic5

2 жыл бұрын

@@twistysnacks good point

@twistysnacks

2 жыл бұрын

@Alyssa something like 25% - 40% of pregnancies end in spontaneous abortion. Often before you even realize you're pregnant. 😳

@spiceyboogerspiceybooger6437

2 жыл бұрын

My Grandma was pregnant with multiples. Lost all but one my uncle who gets on everybody's nerves 90% of the time.

You forgot the screaming. 😂 and the 3 pushes and they are out. Not real life! Hahaha

@MrSwinefuzz

2 жыл бұрын

yes, always 3 pushes, not 2 and not 4 or more, always 3...

@sinahaase9923

2 жыл бұрын

I actually only pushed a few times once I got 8-9 cm my kids just start coming out lol it’s very weird but nice that it was fast!

@er6730

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, screaming immediately, lol! I did my share of screaming, let's be honest, but it was WELL after I started labour. 🤣 And the water breaking as the very first sign of labour! I was sooooo paranoid about that with my first. They ended up breaking the water manually. And for the other two, it didn't happen until the baby was pretty much out. Definitely not my first hint, even with the very fast one!

@RockNRollJunkie-iw8rk

2 жыл бұрын

I was out basically on my own by the time my momma got to the hospital my head was already ouy i was a 2 push baby it happens it all depends on the person not everyone is the same bodys are weird and different its life

@terra_the_nightingale135

2 жыл бұрын

I’m remembering that episode of Suite Life of Zack and Cody when the Twins helps a woman give birth in a stick elevator

"You did this to me!" I've actually said this multiple times to my husband when my BHC got too bad and he'd just sigh and say "I know..." 😂😂 Update: HAD THE BABY VALENTINES DAY

@rkay4998

2 жыл бұрын

What does BHC mean?

@aaliyahphillips5404

2 жыл бұрын

@@rkay4998 Braxton Hicks Contractions

@abbey9884

2 жыл бұрын

Aw congratulations!

@mannajacobc.2269

2 жыл бұрын

Congrats!

@PeriwinkleB

Жыл бұрын

It’s funny to hear people say this because y’all did it to yourself, it’s a 2-person thing 🤣

“It’ll be just you and me.. against the world…” *proceeds to tell her friends that she’s pregnant*

@littlecut_ieroblox2599

9 ай бұрын

Yeah and talk about "I WanT yoU to HavE DaDdYs EyeS" like girl what you mean you and him against the world

Woman randomly throws up and instinctively knows she is pregnant. (Because women never barf for other reasons.) Her water breaks, she screams at her husband and pushes for 2 minutes, then gives birth to a toddler. And they never show the umbilical cord or placenta. They never show babies that are blue or purple- which is how most newborns look for a few seconds. They never show the babies covered in blood and vernix; they’re always clean 6 month olds. 😂 Edit: 10,000 likes? 😂 Y’all now the truth.

@raysharaysha8582

2 жыл бұрын

Never? Are you sure about that? You've watched every movie ever made?

@noelleholiday7889

2 жыл бұрын

@Nazi walrus Yes

@rottworks

2 жыл бұрын

I've seen ones where the babies look like they're covered in jam.

@chessiambrosini7434

2 жыл бұрын

@@rottworks do you mean twilight 😂

@rottworks

2 жыл бұрын

@@chessiambrosini7434 I wasn't thinking of that specifically but I just looked at it and yep. Lol

The heeheehoo breathing 😂😂

@lauraperdue1307

2 жыл бұрын

Right?! Haha! Every movie

@cabronineedtoseeurballs

2 жыл бұрын

Santa Claus mpreg

@freakyfrankieee

2 жыл бұрын

@@cabronineedtoseeurballs PLEASE 😭😭😭

@tired247

2 жыл бұрын

@@cabronineedtoseeurballs WHAT 😭

@mele6406

2 жыл бұрын

It personally reminded me of the WandaVision episode Wanda gave birth.

The “I cant be.. PPrengnant..” really gets me lol it’s in all the movies

Not to mention sometimes there's the scene where the dad is out dealing with conflicts while the mother's giving birth or the dad running home in the most silliest way possible to see the baby.

@arrowverselover100

Ай бұрын

Or the dad that shows up like a minute before the baby is born and the woman is all like "oh you made it."

You forgot the "my water just broke!" moment and eventually giving birth in an elevator/taxi/plane.

@emilygendreau

2 жыл бұрын

And she ends up marrying the stranger who drove her/helped her deliver

@arrowverselover100

Ай бұрын

@@emilygendreau Not look who's talking... Haha.

Also ever notice how pregnancy is always a plot point in movies there's never anyone just casually pregnant 😂 like in real life pregnancy happens all the time but there's never any side characters or background characters just pregnant like it's a normal part of life 😂

@Danka42

2 жыл бұрын

*Emperor's New Groove is typing*

@AuroraNCSinger

2 жыл бұрын

Reading this comment has made me realize how long it's been since I last saw a pregnant person

@BonaparteBardithion

2 жыл бұрын

This is the case in all sorts of media. The complete lack of pregnant women in the Pokemon games leads me to believe humans also hatch from hardshelled eggs.

@Antisocial_Cryptid13

2 жыл бұрын

The Hallmark movie "Love, Romance, and Chocolate". (My mom and I used to watch a lot of Hallmark movies, don't judge me. Lol) I thought it was a pretty good movie.

@accioenchiladas

2 жыл бұрын

@@Danka42 that movie is iconic in all types of ways

THE “you and me against the world” WAS SO ACCURATE

"Wanna hold him" proceeds to shove baby in face

I can’t be……PpPpRrRegnant! 😂😂😂

@HealthyandLovingLife

2 жыл бұрын

Your comment made me think of this gem kzread.info/dash/bejne/d4ect8eulNfHdso.html

@kennedyjojackson1202

2 жыл бұрын

@@HealthyandLovingLife I love that video 💀PREGANANANT??

@HealthyandLovingLife

2 жыл бұрын

@@kennedyjojackson1202 It's hilarious!!

@moonee2595

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@Statuess

2 жыл бұрын

@@HealthyandLovingLife That's what I immediately thought of when she said it too 🤣

Let’s not forget if there’s a medical emergency and the mother screams “don’t save me, save my baby!” While the husband tells the doctors “we can make another baby, we can’t make another *insert wife’s name*”

@diabloakland

2 жыл бұрын

Yes!!! I hate it

@emilyd.6371

2 жыл бұрын

Or they have to do an emergency c-section and the mom disagrees and the baby is born naturally with no issues after the fact.

@abbycadabbie

2 жыл бұрын

I just had my son 12 days ago, and ended up hemorrhaging and needing an emergency c section. Before they knocked me out, I said I was afraid. The nurses and anesthesiologist tried consoling me and I told them “not for myself but for my son. I’m about to take the best damn nap of my life” and I was out 😂. Unfortunately my son ended up breathing in some blood and was in the NICU for 6 days, but he’s doing well now ❤️

@Kofi_Guardian

2 жыл бұрын

@@abbycadabbie Good to hear that he is

@celesteburton5681

2 жыл бұрын

I need to know what movie dude

"HeE hEE Hoo HEe heE HOo" and "YoU DiD this tO mE" killed me 😂

Ngl, the second one was me in the ER the night my daughter was born. 😅 Completely asymptomatic pregnancy and due to a hormone imbalance (which includes extremely irregular periods so that's not a reliable clue the way it would be for most), I'd been told that I'd likely never have kids. Imagine my utter shock when I found out to the contrary. 😆 She was also a footling breech baby, so an emergency c-section (which I was semi-conscious for and felt them tugging at my insides in the most bizarre experience of my life lol) was ordered because I was already in full labor, but thankfully everything went well and she's a happy, healthy kiddo who'll be 8 in January. 😁

they either vomit once and immediately know, or go 6 months with no period and are shocked af

They only vomit once The pregnancy last like two months The baby is already a year old at birth The bump is huge for just one baby or it’s surprise twins Water breaks at the oddest time and suddenly the baby is coming out at that same moment (every pregnancy is different so that might be realistic for some women but others can actually be in labor for DAYS)

@faithbustos611

2 жыл бұрын

my labor was super quick.. water never broke but my whole labor from when my contractions started to delivery was 6-7hrs.. and ik women in my family who have had 3 hour births from start to finish.. so quick labors are a thing.. and they do happen.

@hopefullyhelping6664

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, pregnancy bump sizes can vary wildly, especially depending on what the pregnant person looks like.

@blueismylove3128

2 жыл бұрын

@@hopefullyhelping6664 I was just about to say this. My mom's belly was huge when she was pregnant with my little sister.

@zimbim7562

2 жыл бұрын

my sister was literally in labor for a week. her water broke, we went to the hospital, but after a few hours they said we could go home since the contractions weren’t happening often enough. she was told to come back when they started happening at least once an hour. my niece sure took her time 😭

@lunebug00

2 жыл бұрын

being in labor for days actually sounds so traumatic

“Just because I’m 9 months pregnant doesn’t mean I can’t play baseball” most relatable tv line ever lmao

“wanna hold him? Here you go 🙂” I DIEDDD

Don't forget: The limbo walk. The part where the husband faints when they see the babys head. The "You're doing so well sweetie, you're so strong!~" talk. The hospital blanket covering the bottom half during the birth like it's a theatre show.

@karinsandhu

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@LangkeeLongkee

2 жыл бұрын

Limbo walk?

@littleraven7135

2 жыл бұрын

@@LangkeeLongkee Leaning FAR back as you walk

@LangkeeLongkee

2 жыл бұрын

@@littleraven7135 don't pregnant women actually lean back a bit when their stomach's are really large? To distribute the weight? My cousin did that when she was pregnant both times.

@anabia8761

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I think seeing a delivery is terrifying for anyone. Worth fainting? Maybe not, but you gotta be strong

Also their birth giving position is always lying down on their back, in a hospital bed with a hospital gown on, while they’re screaming their lungs out and cursing. I’ve never given birth but I believe lying on your back is one of the least efficient and more painful positions to give birth in. And not every woman screams. Most birth videos I’ve seen are women completely in their own zone focussing on the pain and their breathing. All of it feels very male-gazey

@PumpkinMozie

2 жыл бұрын

It’s true that giving birth on your back isn’t a good position but unfortunately it’s still the most common in Western society. Because the doctors who came up with that were men who disregarded women’s expertise on the subject 🙃 cause after all we don’t know what we’re talking about with childbirth right 🙃 luckily alternatives are starting to gain popularity again though.

@AngelOfDarknesss95

2 жыл бұрын

This is true. I've heard the safer and more natural way to do it is to squat down. It helps to get you dilated faster and gravety can help you by 30% to get that baby out

@hucklebucklin

2 жыл бұрын

@@AngelOfDarknesss95 the only squat birth I can think of in TV would be June giving birth to Nicole in The Handmaid's Tale but she is giving birth alone so that's probably why the director made that choice!

@thirzasnijders9618

2 жыл бұрын

Well for the midwife or docter it is the perfect position because you cab see everything clearly, for the woman not so much. Also you do not have any gravity to help you

@thirzasnijders9618

2 жыл бұрын

@@AngelOfDarknesss95 true however you also need to make sure the birth will not happen to fast, since their is an higher chance of tearing but rather squat than lay down

This is very relatable for a person who watch’s movies 24/7

I don’t know why but when she said “you did this to me!”I bursted out of laughter 🤣

So no one is going to point out the most common fact that right after giving birth their belly becomes flat and absolutely NO STRETCH MARKS

@deshickerson4531

2 жыл бұрын

That's the reality for some. The belly being flat right after no but after a couple months then yes. And when I had my first son I had no stretch marks like most women do.

@savannahs.5874

2 жыл бұрын

@@deshickerson4531 girl I'm happy for you but not all of us are perfect and we'd like some representation too

@deshickerson4531

2 жыл бұрын

@@savannahs.5874 oh definitely. And theres nothing wrong with stretch marks. I hate when men point it out like it gross. Like um no sir this body carried and birthed a whole little human.

@Solip_i

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a freaking movie… the girl playing the pregnant woman is not really pregnant in real life tho..

@alyssarussell6298

2 жыл бұрын

With my first baby my belly was flat after birth and I had no stretch marks... My second I was not so lucky but my first a miracle happened lol I used a lot of cocoa butter I think that helped in the stretch marks area

There's always the iconic "The water just broke" :P

@camelopardalis84

2 жыл бұрын

Which happens really rarely. As in, this is not (part of) how people realise the baby's coming most of the time.

I'm sorry but the "I hope you have your daddies eyes and my sense of humor" with the one eye that didn't open yet had me screeching

“Do you wanna feel him kick?” “ *awkwardly comes closer* “ me: *step away mAm*

The moment they go from 1 to 100 in screaming when in labour. One second everything is fine, the next they go into labour

@anah.forrat

2 жыл бұрын

Yeeeah like there's no anesthesia or something 😂

@GameChanger597

2 жыл бұрын

Most women don't scream like that unless they're trying to get attention. But the funniest part was when she said "...and my sense of humor" and her eyes blinked at different times🤣

And no high risk pregnancies. Either everything is totally fine or it's a total catastrophe, no in between.

@ravenb3225

2 жыл бұрын

Except in The Twilight Saga lmao

@lisacallan5462

2 жыл бұрын

@@ravenb3225 I mean, I kinda call that a total catastrophe lol

@stuffedpotato9826

2 жыл бұрын

@@ravenb3225 *insert nervous laugh* 😶

@northernalpine4350

2 жыл бұрын

*_( ._.)*-

The “you did this to me!” is so accurate. Take the movie “Are we done yet” as a perfect example of this exact line.😂

This was so funny 😂😂 had a bad day today , thanks for the laugh❤

I think it’s hilarious how in movies, all pregnant women have that same cliched personality. Complain all the time, blame it on their partners, feel self conscious about their bodies. It’s like whatever personality they had before is swept under the rug

@taste.witha.t

2 жыл бұрын

then again, women during pregnancy have many changes in moods and emotions bc of the hormones. so it make sense, but every woman has a different experience.

@taivlogzz

2 жыл бұрын

@@taste.witha.t That’s not what the comment is about though. The comment is about pregnant women in movies having the same personality and never anything different

@taste.witha.t

2 жыл бұрын

@@taivlogzz i was just explaining that the mood swings and stuff are real. but i do understand how movies can be excessive.

@deathbloom27

Жыл бұрын

@@taste.witha.t they're not real for everyone. I didn't feel any different pregnant, other than getting emotional 2-3 times when I otherwise wouldn't have. I didn't even get to experience the cravings, which was super disappointing 😭 I had heartburn the last 2 weeks and I just felt stuffed, that was really it. But I also felt the most beautiful I ever had in my life. Pregnancy for me was not at all how I see it in the movies. Labor, though, was pretty accurate 😂

@bodyofhope

Жыл бұрын

OR they're total saints, glowing, don't gain a pound, and just want to eat pickles & peanut butter for 9 months. All 90's pregnant movies were propaganda!

'Yeah guys I'm pregnant' Me staring at her huge belly: Oh really, we couldn't tell.

@littlecut_ieroblox2599

9 ай бұрын

pregnant lady: yeah im 5 months Me: oh well when you need to stop eatin

@black_lung514

9 ай бұрын

@@littlecut_ieroblox2599 bruh what?!☠️

@littlecut_ieroblox2599

9 ай бұрын

@@black_lung514 that what i said when 8 saw this video

@Thecloaker_

9 ай бұрын

Yeah thats… thats the joke

@black_lung514

9 ай бұрын

@@Thecloaker_ oh really? I couldn't tell

"YOU DID THIS TO ME!"😭😭😭

Oh man...the throwing up moment was every day for me. Morning sickness was all the time sickness. 😫

A huge cliche I see is when her water breaks, someone screams “THE BABY IS EARLY YOUR’E NOT DUE YET” and yet the baby comes out fine. My brother was born a few weeks too early, and I still remember looking in on him, tubes sticking out of his little body, barely even alive. Babies born early usually have a lot of problems, but Hollywood just ignores that.

@kyrahanner4468

2 жыл бұрын

I was a month early and I was out of the hospital the next day. My brothers, however, were each two months early and the older one’s eyes weren’t even fully developed yet. They are both special needs but for likely unrelated reasons

@brookenoelleart

2 жыл бұрын

My son was a month early, and was perfectly healthy. It definitely can happen

@crownclowncreations

2 жыл бұрын

My twin and I were 2 months early. But we were taken out with an emergency c-section, because we got no oxygen. My mom lost a lot of blood, and all 3 of us could’ve died. Doctors told our parents, that if my sister survived, she’d be totally paralyzed and stuck in a wheelchair for the rest of her life. We both had massive brain hemorrhages, but we all survived and are healthy and well functioning. We found out I had ADD a couple of years ago, which may be due to brain damage at birth. But that’s about it. So yes, being born premature is in general very dangerous. But sometimes they turn out ok.

@deltaujemna4525

2 жыл бұрын

my father was born 2 months early without fully developed digestive system so like :v

@lisacallan5462

2 жыл бұрын

Depends on the babies. One of my singletons was three weeks before my due date and she was perfectly fine, no issues. My high risk twins were born at 34+5, would have been delivered at 35 weeks anyway due to other issues going on, and they spent 30 days in the NICU as grower/feeders with no major issues but there have been twins born around 35 weeks who go straight home too. There are a lot of variables that go into what a couple weeks early can look like, and even babies who are "on time" can have complications that result in NICU time. There's also a misconception that a due date is like a scheduled day the baby is supposed to come on and it's more of a general estimate unless you're literally scheduling your csection and even then stuff happens.

"It's just gonna be you and me against the world 😔🥺😘"

I was literally laughing earlier while watching a movie called “a man called Otto” and told my partner that every movie with childbirth is so stupid because all they say when they go in labor is “the babies coming” or “it’s time” like it’s so sudden and there’s no wait to it at all- they just skip the labor which is one of the worst parts (in my opinion)

You forgot the part where they have their first contraction that only lasts a second and they go, “Oh, I think it’s time!”

So accurate. I wish giving birth was as easy and quick and non-messy as they show 🙄

@tinnntinnn

2 жыл бұрын

Preach!

The „you did this to me“ is such a movie classic 😂 I worked in the delivery room for a while and never once did anyone say that 😆

8 months pregnant “PREGNANT?? I can’t be… pregnant 😟”

the way she went 'cee cee huu'

My grandma never did the “you did this to me!” But apparently my grandpa missed the birth of their first baby because she was so early and he was on a business trip. He was there for the second, my dad, who was 11lbs and late and given birth to completely naturally…apparently he went really pale and after it was all over looked at my grandma, still looking ghostly and nauseous, and just said “we’re never doing that again…right?” 😂😂😂 yeah that was their last child

@ManiacalBlueberry

2 жыл бұрын

I feel bad for my great grandma who had 12 kids

@LMSPetRescue

2 жыл бұрын

@@ManiacalBlueberry oh dear lord that sounds cruel and very very painful 😂😂😂 I’ve heard it gets less painful each time but I feel like that’s just a lie people say to keep themselves from having a panic attack before going into labor

@ariyatabassumabdullah1143

2 жыл бұрын

@@LMSPetRescue my grandma had 11 kids, my father being the second last lmao.

@AnixZiel

2 жыл бұрын

@@ManiacalBlueberry same my great grandma had 14 kids.

@FlagCutie

2 жыл бұрын

@@AnixZiel oh my grandma beat yours by 1! My mom was number 14 out of 15.

*She's doing the tina fey face in this sketch which it makes it even better*

and then there’s the pregnant girl in a horror movie…

Her mom is so sweet like she knows that it’s bad she’s pregnant but she is still being so nice

How could you forget travelling on a flight or an adventure park when her due date is literally a week away? 🤷‍♂️

My favorite is when they're out doing stuff like normal and they just all of a sudden get one contraction out of nowhere and are all like... ITS TIME

And then there’s mrs Wormwood: “ A baby? Nah I’m not having a baby”

Jane the virgin “pregnant I can’t be pregnant there must be some kind of mistake”

Call the midwife is pretty much the only show to get anything right about childbirth. But then it would be pretty embarrassing if they didn’t, I guess

@abeilleacademie

2 жыл бұрын

i was just about to say that. getting that accurate is a fairly important part of the show

@anamarinho9681

2 жыл бұрын

Also Jane the virgin. Is quite accurate

"Just because I'm9 months pregnantdoesn't mean i can't play baseball!" I was really hoping she'd say that😂

The end.. "shi shi fff" "shi shi ffff" 😭😭🤣🤣I can't

Oh mah lord! U look so pretty!!

Ah yes and the 14 week ultrasound of a fully developed baby

Meanwhile in historical Chinese dramas... Girl & boy: **get freaky** Girl: **starts getting nauseous** Girl: "Am I getting sick??" Doctor: **gets summoned** Doctor: **checks the girl's pulse** Doctor: "Congrats...you have twins! Oh, and you have a cold poison that's been ravaging your body for years, so you should probably get that taken care of. Oh, and your meridians are blocked, you have a bone disease, and you haven't been sleeping very well lately." _Seriously, those magical doctors use the pulse-checking technique to diagnose ANYTHING, even things unrelated to blood pressure._ 😂

@vinyfransiska3113

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO SO TRUEEE

@ManiacalBlueberry

2 жыл бұрын

Man those always get me hootin

@MM-ho1it

2 жыл бұрын

Like honestly it's like the pulse can talk and tells them everything wrong with the body.

@fad9236

2 жыл бұрын

Sooo true it's spot on I always think of that when I read chinese novels it's so stupid...and I'm in med school so if it was that easy I would be really happy, who needs an MRI when you can just check the pulse 😂

@lyna2808able

2 жыл бұрын

@@fad9236 before talking you might wanna go to a Chinese med school and get a degree in Chinese traditional medicine, moreover fiction always exaggerates, so no need to be so sarcastic, it worked for couple thousand years not like a med student can prove it fake.

I thought she was going to say "I cant be Prega-nant" 😂

I remember when my sister was pregnant with her 1st child and asked if me and my other sister wanted to feel it kick or something and I said no thanks cuz I didn't really care (I didn't say that, I just said the no thanks part lol) the attitude on her face when I said no thanks will never leave me 😭

Her eyelids opening one at a time when she said "and my sense of humor" sent me 😂😂😂

I want to see the character that has such extreme gas she swears her fart will legit propel her off the ground. This is why we need more female writers.

@binger8134

2 жыл бұрын

Wtf lmaooo

@mrscoffeebeanqueen

2 жыл бұрын

@@binger8134 The truth about pregnancy no one prepares you for

@tinypieceofgarlicbread6000

2 жыл бұрын

This is why we don't need female writers

@wafflehoarder2666

2 жыл бұрын

@@tinypieceofgarlicbread6000 why, intimidated by reality? 🤔

@tinypieceofgarlicbread6000

2 жыл бұрын

@@wafflehoarder2666 more like disgusted. why women like to gush about gross shit they experience is beyond me

And as soon as it is born heR stomach is FLAT

Best acting I've seen in a while.

“ I can’t believe what you did to my body, I used to have abs!” - Quinn Fabray

"I hope you have your daddy's eyes..." *slow one eye blink* "...and my sense of humor"

The “YOU DID THIS TO ME” look 😂😭😭

Your comedic timing is hilarious

About the vomiting thing- My mother when she was pregnant with my siblings (twins), was dropping me and my younger bro off at day care so she could go work, and threw up on the sidewalk before she dropped me off. She had apparently said “Fuck, I’m pregnant.” I vaguely remember this. I remembered the vomiting, but not the words. I was six. Point is, sometimes women do know. Even if it seems ridiculous, instincts are right. (SIbling order is: Me; 2004 Bro; 2006 Twins, boy/girl; 2011)

@hiimcrazyfordrwho

2 жыл бұрын

Seems odd to me. Like I'd have such a long list of why I'm vomiting before I'd think of pregnancy. (Not saying it isn't true, just can't relate)

@aiden3627

2 жыл бұрын

Sure sometimes women know but not every woman every time that’s what makes it a trope lol every movie and show seems to use the same stunts like my sister found out she was pregnant because her hair dye didn’t take and that’s a weird thing that can happen when hormones change but the nausea didn’t come for a couple more weeks

@yusurkassem4174

2 жыл бұрын

@@hiimcrazyfordrwho Yeah I feel like if you’re period is already a bit late or you might be suspecting there’s a chance of pregnancy then that would probably be the first thought

@Chris89898

2 жыл бұрын

@@aiden3627 I've never heard that before about the hair dye. I would of assumed I got a bad batch of dye 😂😂 if u don't mind me asking how did she put 2 and 2 together to find out she was pregnant

@gabriellawhitton3907

2 жыл бұрын

i went on a walk, realized i could smell the water in the ditch ahead of us and knew i was pregnant.. first pregnancy too

"You did this to me!". 😂😂😂

If she plans a home birth, ya'll know this movie will never end well 😭

Your face is everything 😂

You forgot that labour always starts with the water breaking, then immediately everyone has to grab bags in a huge rush and go to the hospital, followed by their entire group of friends, who then wait for hours at the hospital.

Ok, but those breathing exercises that she did gave me major WandaVision vibes-

The “ here ya go “ sounded like she wanted to get rid of the child