Every MELEE ranked WORST to BEST (Payday 2)

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Worst to best melee in Payday 2! What is the best melee in Payday? What is your favorite?
Here is my take on every melee, all 93 of them, ranked from worst to best. I know a lot of these melees are pretty bad, and some are quirky but everyone has a preference, especially when it comes to the top 10.
Let me know what you what your top 10 would be and what you use the most!
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  • @malmo.
    @malmo.3 жыл бұрын

    Next one is : All Rubik's Cube possible combinations worst to best

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    If there was a payday rubiks..... maybe

  • @notldog4209

    @notldog4209

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@b33croft I will make a mod

  • @noji3516

    @noji3516

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@notldog4209 Oh god

  • @mareoio4141

    @mareoio4141

    3 жыл бұрын

    43 quintillion combinations....

  • @vicho5960

    @vicho5960

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sexy move #1

  • @theinternetpolice2078
    @theinternetpolice20783 жыл бұрын

    I wish that the potato masher actually exploded, like the ullapool caber from TF2

  • @ghostytriickster6047

    @ghostytriickster6047

    3 жыл бұрын

    same, but would’ve been a bit overkill, and useless in stealth

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yea same

  • @majorblitz3846

    @majorblitz3846

    3 жыл бұрын

    Make it explode on full melee charge, kill the police in it's range with the damage of an exploding barrel drum, and cause you to need a medicbag from explosion.

  • @milat9287

    @milat9287

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ghostytriickster6047 I mean.. Overkill is kinda perfect for the game

  • @sevastopol1845

    @sevastopol1845

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@b33croft you should make a gun tier list

  • @santihimmel
    @santihimmel3 жыл бұрын

    Oh, so you love making payday 2 ranks? Rank every file in the game folder

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Working on it

  • @ExplosivePine

    @ExplosivePine

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@b33croft AHAHAHAHAHA

  • @notacatiswear2849

    @notacatiswear2849

    3 жыл бұрын

    I personally like mask_humble739272927202749484

  • @justindaily1677

    @justindaily1677

    3 жыл бұрын

    Uh oh

  • @mrgunshot33

    @mrgunshot33

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mods are number 1 ofc

  • @bigmichaeljack3851
    @bigmichaeljack38513 жыл бұрын

    love being able to get 3 detection with the chainsaw on stealth

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha for sure

  • @ruohoo_

    @ruohoo_

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nah greatsword

  • @silvergaming3953

    @silvergaming3953

    2 жыл бұрын

    I can get 3 detection just with mp5 mods and some stealth skills,and i can equip a ballistic armor and still have 3 detection

  • @bencenagy5459

    @bencenagy5459

    2 жыл бұрын

    What?

  • @funnyfella8198

    @funnyfella8198

    2 жыл бұрын

    nothing to see here just a friendly lumberjack making a deposit

  • @Your_Host
    @Your_Host3 жыл бұрын

    Sometimes in VR I use the broadsword and charge the cops like Demoknight while I scream my lungs out

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha that’s awesome

  • @doyourbest_uwu

    @doyourbest_uwu

    3 жыл бұрын

    Idea: equip Alabama Razor with a Model 1887, something for secondary, on sociopath

  • @bencenagy5459

    @bencenagy5459

    3 жыл бұрын

    I use the pen to stab the shit out of cops

  • @spiderjerusalem8284
    @spiderjerusalem82843 жыл бұрын

    Overkill should add some extra perks to melee weapons, things like instantly opening metal doors and wooden doors with the ding dong or blocking certain amount of dmg with the medieval shield.

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    That would be great!

  • @The_Vanni

    @The_Vanni

    2 жыл бұрын

    that probably will get a shot in payday 3

  • @fuze7885

    @fuze7885

    2 жыл бұрын

    Funny thing is, in a roblox version of payday theres a skill that does just that, opens lockpickable doors by meleeing them, which makes the stealth in the game even easier as now the only things you have to lockpick are deposit boxes, safes, and maybe something else that im forgetting

  • @JustALonelyMan

    @JustALonelyMan

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@b33croft I was kinda thinking you say something about Rainbow Six Siege

  • @toptiergaming6900

    @toptiergaming6900

    2 жыл бұрын

    Also add a cloackers batten that does infinate damage but has a stupidly long cooldown of 15-30 seconds

  • @MechaSandvich
    @MechaSandvich3 жыл бұрын

    The chainsaw should have been handled like the Saw, it takes up your primary or secondary with the perk, but can absolutely shred enemies, while not being useful on locks or doors. This would have also made the saw attack perks actually useful for once.

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    That would be awesome

  • @JoshuaFCB

    @JoshuaFCB

    2 жыл бұрын

    Perk deck would make more sense. *takes up your melee slot*

  • @raven75257

    @raven75257

    Жыл бұрын

    @@JoshuaFCB perk deck that replaces your melee sounds amazing actually

  • @ManicObsevations

    @ManicObsevations

    Жыл бұрын

    QUESTION Does it do bonus dmg to dozers? Like the saw

  • @KC622V2
    @KC622V23 жыл бұрын

    I think the microphone should be up higher. The in-game model is clearly a Shure SM-58, which are virtually indestructible. Short of blowing it up, there is nothing you can do to that thing that can actually break it, thus making it a fantastic melee weapon, simply because your opponents skull will cave in long before the cage does. Source: I am a Live Audio Engineer

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol perfect, would be cool if it was a Shure SM7b, cos that’s what I use and love how it would look in payday

  • @elijahnakumura4375

    @elijahnakumura4375

    2 жыл бұрын

    I was thinking the same. Absolute brick.

  • @Wavy279

    @Wavy279

    2 жыл бұрын

    Also in vr you can sing with it.

  • @dimsthedimwit600

    @dimsthedimwit600

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Wavy279 Extra damage

  • @marlikbudvergard
    @marlikbudvergard3 жыл бұрын

    This list is uncomplete now, THE SPOON HAS RISEN

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha

  • @papermacheapple5986

    @papermacheapple5986

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@b33croft if you didnt know there actually is a Comically Large Spoon of Gold in Payday 2 now

  • @edagaming3074

    @edagaming3074

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@b33croft Haha

  • @yix_i_e

    @yix_i_e

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@papermacheapple5986 who knew that a russian would cause the entire payday community to go crazy

  • @ItsYaBoiAlex

    @ItsYaBoiAlex

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@yix_i_e he is our messiah

  • @F3yris
    @F3yris3 жыл бұрын

    yeeeeeeeeeees we finally got every texture ranked

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol yep

  • @1pyroace1

    @1pyroace1

    3 жыл бұрын

    Suprise they didn’t put a dildo just run around n slap every cop with it

  • @F3yris

    @F3yris

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@1pyroace1 sticking it up their asses

  • @noji3516

    @noji3516

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@F3yris We need Dr_Newbie for this one

  • @realrig

    @realrig

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@1pyroace1 so Cr1tikals weapon?

  • @hussen824
    @hussen8243 жыл бұрын

    "Holy shit" ranking from worst to best

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    They’re all the same!

  • @majorblitz3846
    @majorblitz38463 жыл бұрын

    Leather sap on 69th? *Hey buddy, i think you got the wrong door, The Leather sap is two blocks down*

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha

  • @Redox_Rajox2628

    @Redox_Rajox2628

    3 жыл бұрын

    He into some kinky stuff

  • @facemouther

    @facemouther

    3 жыл бұрын

    You have 69 likes in a comment about 69 therefor I needed to stop myself from liking your comment to not ruin the meme,

  • @majorblitz3846

    @majorblitz3846

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@facemouther Nah fuck that, I'll like my own comment just so I can ruin the funny sex number. *Just like how Cloaker ruin your heist run*

  • @Mobsteria
    @Mobsteria3 жыл бұрын

    Just like one random wise guy once said: "Any melee can be awsome, if you can hit someone hard enough with it"

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha facts

  • @no_4259

    @no_4259

    3 жыл бұрын

    “Weapon is any device used to inflict damage or harm to living beings or structures”.

  • @yourlocalcorrectidiot927

    @yourlocalcorrectidiot927

    3 ай бұрын

    @@no_4259-jacket’s tape recorder

  • @hauntershunter5336
    @hauntershunter53363 жыл бұрын

    The talons in real life is a ninja tool known as a Teko Kagi (hope I’m spelling that right). It means something along the lines of “Bear’s Fist” and allowed a ninja to block blades with the backs of their hands, and then proceed to maul their attacker. It let them fight with the ferocity of a real bear.

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    That’s really cool!

  • @chrisonewiththesalt

    @chrisonewiththesalt

    2 жыл бұрын

    Its actually closer in translation to 'Back of the hand hook'.

  • @NiCoNiCoNiCola

    @NiCoNiCoNiCola

    Жыл бұрын

    Did ninjas not know about kinetic energy? Talons would definitely work on an unarmed guy though

  • @miikanybacka76
    @miikanybacka763 жыл бұрын

    Someone make that almighty holy shit a detection sound

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha that would be awesome

  • @bonnieshenton9426

    @bonnieshenton9426

    3 жыл бұрын

    Done

  • @scharze

    @scharze

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bonnieshenton9426 where is the link

  • @larrythecat5743

    @larrythecat5743

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@bonnieshenton9426 we need the link man

  • @foxxlawrence7906

    @foxxlawrence7906

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@bonnieshenton9426 Give link. Now

  • @Serious_Ludd
    @Serious_Ludd3 жыл бұрын

    Why is there even that many melee weapons when 90% are irrelevant or useless anyway ?

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha exactly, easy dlc i guess

  • @mikalcarney7301

    @mikalcarney7301

    3 жыл бұрын

    As a hotline miami player, I really enjoy using melee weapons 😅

  • @JuanRodriguez-wu4ys

    @JuanRodriguez-wu4ys

    3 жыл бұрын

    Because they wanted to make all melee weapons viable by making only 7 truly viable. Good ol' update 79.

  • @matthias4748

    @matthias4748

    2 жыл бұрын

    Variety is the spice of life

  • @AdrianCuyubambaDiaz
    @AdrianCuyubambaDiaz3 жыл бұрын

    I see Scarface chainsaw I cry 😔

  • @zzwqx3608

    @zzwqx3608

    3 жыл бұрын

    Why?

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    :(

  • @AdrianCuyubambaDiaz

    @AdrianCuyubambaDiaz

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@zzwqx3608 Cause it's gone 😭

  • @lolszakjak7420

    @lolszakjak7420

    3 жыл бұрын

    Roaming madness

  • @zzwqx3608

    @zzwqx3608

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@AdrianCuyubambaDiaz y didn’t u buy it??

  • @HinaomiAkiyama
    @HinaomiAkiyama3 жыл бұрын

    Since Crimefest 2015, melee are just kinda reskin of each other :(

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Agreed

  • @Ecological_Disaster

    @Ecological_Disaster

    3 жыл бұрын

    I read like counterfeit 2015

  • @majorblitz3846

    @majorblitz3846

    3 жыл бұрын

    We got DPS shit, Knockback shit, balanced shit, and heavy damage shit, Shock shit, Poison shit. Then we got Wad of cash and Chainsaw

  • @drivanradosivic1357

    @drivanradosivic1357

    3 жыл бұрын

    with Raid ww2, you at least have dedicated melees with dedicated abilities.

  • @TheTrashman9

    @TheTrashman9

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@majorblitz3846 as my boy wolf would say "PILE OF CAAASH"

  • @GrumpyIan
    @GrumpyIan3 жыл бұрын

    You know if the selfie stick took selfies every time you hit someone with it it would be way better.

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha that would be amazing! And you could look at them after the heist!

  • @ShinikaruNetto

    @ShinikaruNetto

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@b33croft you can also upload them to your steam screenshots

  • @poolofwater5560

    @poolofwater5560

    2 жыл бұрын

    One for the scrapbook!

  • @NEEDbacon
    @NEEDbacon3 жыл бұрын

    13:26 The Spear of Freedom is actually my favorite Melee to use outside the Ice Pick when I need Concealment. The Range, Damage, quickest charge time for a high damage weapon (3 vs the 4 of nearly everything else), just make it feel good to use. Also a bit of Nostalgia cause I used it for a Make shift Melee build 5 years ago. The slow unequip rate kind be kind of cumbersome to use in a crowd, but picking of single enemies it's perfect.

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Plus it’s cool lol I used it in my one hit dozer build a few years ago!

  • @bencenagy5459

    @bencenagy5459

    2 жыл бұрын

    I like it because it's the closest thing i have to a spear on console without DLC

  • @LL-yd8zz
    @LL-yd8zz3 жыл бұрын

    B33, you know the Potato Masher is a literal grenade? I pray that whole segment was a joke and im just getting whooshed.

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol of course mate, looks nothing like a potato mashed

  • @Your_Host

    @Your_Host

    3 жыл бұрын

    Theres a mid that makes it a Caber from tf2

  • @LL-yd8zz

    @LL-yd8zz

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@b33croft Looks nothing like a modern potato masher* it does kinda look like antique ones

  • @mullyboats
    @mullyboats3 жыл бұрын

    "Kitchen utensils for heisting cmon" Me: what about comically large spoon

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol that came after

  • @matizpl9249
    @matizpl92493 жыл бұрын

    Update: the best melee weapon is curently the recently added comicaly large spoon.

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sweet

  • @sud1881

    @sud1881

    2 жыл бұрын

    Correction: comically large G O L D E N spoon

  • @astronelson
    @astronelson3 жыл бұрын

    “You’re Mine” is a branding iron, hence the name.

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yea for sure

  • @kristindewitt5594

    @kristindewitt5594

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@b33croft FOR SHO (locke)

  • @ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106

    @ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kristindewitt5594 forgot to throw a keck in there

  • @TinyGiraffes
    @TinyGiraffes3 жыл бұрын

    I hope payday 3 has an equal dmg per sec for all melee weapons. So you can actually use them all

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’d like them to have some differences but not enough where some don’t get used at all lol

  • @breadslut6846
    @breadslut68463 жыл бұрын

    Mod idea: replace the detected noise with "holy shit"

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha great idea

  • @st.paddymad7085
    @st.paddymad70853 жыл бұрын

    Never expected the katana to be no.1, but I’m happy to hear. I also thought the Scarface chainsaw would be ranked much lower coz I thought I heard peeps say it wasn’t exactly an cash-money melee weapon, but I’m glad it’s quite decent. I think the police freak out when you use it on them like “THE MANIAC’S BROUHT A FREAKING SAW!”, so that’s a nice bonus. You can never go wrong with anything related to Scarface and what Tony brings to the game, weapon-wise. I saw Scarface for the 1st time a couple years ago and I immediately thought it was one of the greatest movies of all time and one of my top favorites.

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    :)

  • @theandromedaeffect979

    @theandromedaeffect979

    2 жыл бұрын

    The saw line is for the Ovesaw, not the Lumberlite sadly

  • @st.paddymad7085

    @st.paddymad7085

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@theandromedaeffect979 damn

  • @theandromedaeffect979

    @theandromedaeffect979

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@st.paddymad7085 The lumberlite is generally kinda bad but it's fun so

  • @st.paddymad7085

    @st.paddymad7085

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@theandromedaeffect979 I use the katana anyway.

  • @crimsonsnow4465
    @crimsonsnow44653 жыл бұрын

    Remember when the axes had that cool one-handed swing animation?

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hell yea!

  • @JimboSlicePhD
    @JimboSlicePhD3 жыл бұрын

    Came here specifically for the “holy shit”

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hope I didn’t disappoint

  • @Ecological_Disaster

    @Ecological_Disaster

    3 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit

  • @energy8539
    @energy85393 жыл бұрын

    (I’m commenting this before the rankings starts) I’m willing to bet that as a console player there are going to be a few melees that I’ve never heard of.

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’m sure too

  • @zaganmadness7063

    @zaganmadness7063

    3 жыл бұрын

    How'd it go?

  • @energy8539

    @energy8539

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@zaganmadness7063 I think the only one that I 100% have never heard of was the spinning ninja starts thingy

  • @elatomyecho
    @elatomyecho3 жыл бұрын

    My top 10 favorite melee's are 10:Shinsakuto Katana 9:Great Sword 8:Ice Pick 7:El Verdugo 6:Chain Whip 5:Lumber Lite L2 4:Pounder 3:Pitchfork 2:The Flag Of Freedom 1:Fire Axe

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Awesome!

  • @guacotaco4349

    @guacotaco4349

    2 жыл бұрын

    I used fire axe cause I had a fire man set, literally a fire man who had mk.1 flamethrower and a saw and through a fire axe in cause they look good and it was a joke

  • @PurpleAppleDrink

    @PurpleAppleDrink

    11 ай бұрын

    I use Fire Axe because Necromantic X Hotline Miami has that funny chicken girl as its video splash art

  • @Johnmarston5245

    @Johnmarston5245

    10 ай бұрын

    ​@@guacotaco4349 same

  • @n00tlad52
    @n00tlad523 жыл бұрын

    Ok this is something you can reasonably say “holy shit” to

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha exactly

  • @colecarstarphen8226
    @colecarstarphen82263 жыл бұрын

    Little does he know about the comicly large spoon

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    I do now!

  • @6zwbob
    @6zwbob2 жыл бұрын

    10:25 nail guns are air powered not electric powered. the "cordless" versions refer to not having a pneumatic line to an air compressor

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    2 жыл бұрын

    There are electric versions my friend. If only there were a way to find that out, like google or something

  • @Wand422

    @Wand422

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@b33croft electric nail guns are for pussies

  • @lunatic_nebula9542

    @lunatic_nebula9542

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Wand422 by any chance do you like nail guns

  • @sneakysnake7695

    @sneakysnake7695

    2 жыл бұрын

    I worked at a tool shop, you can get them in electric, both cordless and corded

  • @zaganmadness7063
    @zaganmadness70633 жыл бұрын

    Just finished the video, I'm glad I'm not alone on the ice pick thing! I usually get ridiculed by my buddies for using it. Probably not the best idea for a list but what about ranked contractors? Interested to see who's your favorite there

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    That’s gonna happen!

  • @retromerc8731
    @retromerc87313 жыл бұрын

    Hands down money bundle with kickstarter perk is the best

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha agreed!

  • @hatemeldmerdash585
    @hatemeldmerdash5853 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact the chain whip is used by street gangs in Egypt and the add razor blades in the end and yes it's effective

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Good to know!

  • @hair_sauce6472
    @hair_sauce64723 жыл бұрын

    No comically large spoon? Guess you're gonna have to make the vid again

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha guess so

  • @keikoayano6032

    @keikoayano6032

    3 жыл бұрын

    That has to be number one

  • @jacehackworth6413
    @jacehackworth64133 жыл бұрын

    I am totally ready for more of these lists.

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    that's the plan!

  • @Trankser
    @Trankser3 жыл бұрын

    Number 3: Wing Butterfly Knife Me: Gentlemen. Edit: Holy... thank you so much guys!

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    ;)

  • @aconfusedcomputer1072

    @aconfusedcomputer1072

    3 жыл бұрын

    Zere iz a spy among us, messieurs.

  • @hegyak

    @hegyak

    3 жыл бұрын

    "I murdered your Toys as well."

  • @Metasu

    @Metasu

    3 жыл бұрын

    "I see the briefcase is safe?"

  • @jagar5580

    @jagar5580

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Metasu yep safe and sound

  • @spengler2258
    @spengler22583 жыл бұрын

    *A roaming, frothing madness of a chainsaw.*

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Cool!

  • @rickario3971
    @rickario39713 жыл бұрын

    And some says :"Civilian ranked when ?"

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    It’s on my list!!!

  • @notacatiswear2849

    @notacatiswear2849

    3 жыл бұрын

    the best civilian is the vibin dude you see as soon as you leave the room in hotline miami day 2

  • @KaitoGillscale
    @KaitoGillscale9 ай бұрын

    The telescopic baton is always my go-to for intimidation builds. Low damage, but good knockback and range...perfect for whacking someone to force a surrender.

  • @bruj1905
    @bruj19053 жыл бұрын

    "Bit more fleshed out and pointy" btw so close to 100k!

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Did you catch the slight voice crack when I said pointy lol

  • @bruj1905

    @bruj1905

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@b33croft Ye lol

  • @chinna5373
    @chinna53733 жыл бұрын

    Never realized payday had so many melee options

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha I know, it’s mental!

  • @sadindividualinthepathetic6559
    @sadindividualinthepathetic65593 жыл бұрын

    Sorry, got to remake it now with the addition of the Comically Large Spoon

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha maybe

  • @michaelreece3937
    @michaelreece39372 жыл бұрын

    I love these lists, I had no idea the pyscho knife had that effect that is honestly beautiful lol. I forgot the list was out of date so no spoon, I actually thought It'd be number one cause it hadn't appeared yet. 🤣 Gunna try these other melees out now

  • @itssmee1597
    @itssmee15973 жыл бұрын

    you are an amazing content creator and great with your community, earned my sub! see you still responding to comments that’s amazing

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks so much mate :)

  • @typhongaeci9435
    @typhongaeci94353 жыл бұрын

    You missed the one true melee: weapon butt for reaction attacks with the OVE9000 as your actual “melee”.

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    I put weapon butt in there mate!

  • @ziaulhaqabbassi
    @ziaulhaqabbassi3 жыл бұрын

    Bain: Don't leave yet,ineed you to get a lil MP4.

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    ;)

  • @ronin_wins

    @ronin_wins

    3 жыл бұрын

    itll save us 3$ on music!

  • @justmarc2015
    @justmarc20153 жыл бұрын

    Personally, I use the electric brass knuckles when I have Joker, and the kunai knife when I don't. The kunai is deadly even without melee skills. I like the leather sap too, just because I have a real one.

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Technically the electric knuckles aren’t good for jokers as you have to wait for the animation to stop before you dominate,,, but I sometimes do it too!

  • @lawaow8420
    @lawaow84203 жыл бұрын

    They should make a duffel bag melee with slow speed and high knockdown, with scaling damage depending on what your carrying. Like if you were carrying gold, it would deal more damage than if you were carrying cash.

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha that would be fun, especially if you’re running with a bag of loot

  • @gamesandglory1648

    @gamesandglory1648

    2 жыл бұрын

    how would odd loot like safes work?

  • @botkilleruze4709

    @botkilleruze4709

    Жыл бұрын

    @@gamesandglory1648 instant kill

  • @NiCoNiCoNiCola

    @NiCoNiCoNiCola

    Жыл бұрын

    @@gamesandglory1648 hit them with a painting like a bat, Kataru chests are like hitting someone with a TV, Vlad's Safes should definitely be the Heister just throwing the safe at cops

  • @twistedoptical
    @twistedoptical3 жыл бұрын

    I’m glad to hear “holy shit” keep up the good work :)

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks mate :)

  • @Ghostly3011
    @Ghostly30113 жыл бұрын

    If the breaching tool broke down locked doors it would be an OP stealth tool.

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    I agree!

  • @davidtrueblood1863
    @davidtrueblood18633 жыл бұрын

    I liked Just because of that dancing menu mod and the fact that you oh so thoughtfully put it in the description

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    :) thanks mate

  • @therealmicha1243
    @therealmicha12433 жыл бұрын

    Great list, I like the ice pick as well :) I also like the selfiestick as a meme. I like using it while saying "time for a selfie", just to piss people off :D

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha perfect

  • @skulljim9547

    @skulljim9547

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ik it’s in last place but my meme weapon is the baseball bats because “thunk” I call em my thunkers

  • @demirdupljak6473
    @demirdupljak64733 жыл бұрын

    All stats for melee go out the window when you're using the weapons in VR. Who cares about damage and knockdown when you can bop people with boxing gloves?

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha perfect and fun

  • @yassrif9322

    @yassrif9322

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think melee with VR is awesome, am I wrong? xD

  • @birdswithhats5433

    @birdswithhats5433

    3 жыл бұрын

    All fun and games until you punch your wall and almost break your finger haha, wait that’s just me?

  • @domo5671
    @domo56713 жыл бұрын

    Missed the Alpha Mauler hammer. Definitely a rare sight and has a cool cyber hitsound. Also useful as a sidegrade to the breaching hammer

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yea I don’t have it mate

  • @Callofduty799
    @Callofduty7993 жыл бұрын

    Finally youtube giving me good recommendations on channels now lol I'm subscribing great video man!

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    thanks so much mate, appreciate it!

  • @spes9524
    @spes95243 жыл бұрын

    Oh so you like payday? Name every weapon.🔫

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Name or rank??

  • @spes9524

    @spes9524

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@b33croft yes

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Perfect

  • @DudleyKetsukane

    @DudleyKetsukane

    3 жыл бұрын

    All primary assault rifles GoldenAK.762 Amcar AK.762 AK Car-4 UAR JP36 M308 Ak5 Eagle heavy Falcon Clarion Gecko7.62 Gewher 3 Queen's wrath Cavity 9m Valkyria Bootleg Ak17 Galant Tempest 21

  • @KillaIn556

    @KillaIn556

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@DudleyKetsukane meh do all

  • @AdrianCuyubambaDiaz
    @AdrianCuyubambaDiaz3 жыл бұрын

    Actually "tanto" means "so much" in Spanish. In Japanese "担当 (Tantō)" means "in charge" Thanks google :) Edit: I translated the wrong tanto. 短刀 also pronounced Tantō is the word that refers to the weapon and it translates to "dagger". Sorry 😞

  • @lizard_king_5232

    @lizard_king_5232

    3 жыл бұрын

    I don’t think he cares

  • @ilovecheetos26

    @ilovecheetos26

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think when referring to blades, the word 'tanto' means 'straight edge' as opposed to other knifes that curve towards the tip.

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    My damn translator messed me up!!! I’m moving to Bing!

  • @darakdelasombra9264

    @darakdelasombra9264

    3 жыл бұрын

    i was under the impression a tanto translated to short sword or a knife, so the melee is very aptly named. i don't speak Japanese though so could be wrong

  • @AdrianCuyubambaDiaz

    @AdrianCuyubambaDiaz

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ilovecheetos26 Yup, I was wrong, I confused 担当 with 短刀, apparently they're are both pronounced the same 😓 I'll edit my comment

  • @contentnotfound3599
    @contentnotfound35993 жыл бұрын

    Every ranking video but the next ranking video starts after every "Holy Shit" and speeds up x2

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha great idea

  • @apalienn
    @apalienn3 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit you reply to your comments still im surprised honestly your a really good youtuber its really odd you dont have a million subscribers thank you so much for the entertaining vids and getting me into payday 2 you really helped me get through this past year

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks mate :)

  • @bsibbs2667
    @bsibbs26673 жыл бұрын

    0:16 is where you say “all we know is, he’s call the stig!!” Then promptly get sued for trademark infringement

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol should have

  • @TimeReacher
    @TimeReacher3 жыл бұрын

    Would have been cool if they added a electric baton, quick, lots of damage, and can stun enemies for 2s

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    That would be cool

  • @TimeReacher

    @TimeReacher

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@b33croft indeed

  • @archer2313
    @archer23133 жыл бұрын

    lmaoooo bro the "holy shit" part at the beginning of these videos gets me every time

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    :) thanks mate

  • @archer2313

    @archer2313

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@b33croft no problem 😂

  • @benclaypaper
    @benclaypaper2 жыл бұрын

    That clip at the beginning just reactivated neurons that haven’t been signaled in so long

  • @KhunShawn
    @KhunShawn3 жыл бұрын

    And 100k baby. Congrats!

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks my friend!

  • @davemathew00
    @davemathew003 жыл бұрын

    Congrats on 100k!!!

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks so much!

  • @bencelep4212
    @bencelep42123 жыл бұрын

    i KNEW it! i knew ice pick would be in at least number 10 and YES. i use ice pick for years now and it can kill simple enemies until mayhem i think

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    haha yes!

  • @scourgedarkpaw9949
    @scourgedarkpaw99492 жыл бұрын

    I'm imagining the payday gang in the safe house preparing their gear and after loading their miniguns and rocket launchers they pick up their cooking tools and leave

  • @BewitchedRoseCoven
    @BewitchedRoseCoven3 жыл бұрын

    I really enjoy these video plus the streams

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks mate

  • @michaelabe4040
    @michaelabe40403 жыл бұрын

    What would an every mask ranking look like?

  • @logant6630

    @logant6630

    3 жыл бұрын

    It would look way too long, yet I still want it

  • @Serious_Ludd

    @Serious_Ludd

    3 жыл бұрын

    Le Castlevania !

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm tempted!

  • @mioszmiosz2894
    @mioszmiosz28943 жыл бұрын

    Next video: "Every MATERIAL (to mask) ranked WORST to BEST (Payday 2)"

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha that would be fun

  • @SithLordRevan1

    @SithLordRevan1

    3 жыл бұрын

    But then it would be a ten part Netflix documentary

  • @jcplays5831
    @jcplays58312 жыл бұрын

    7:31 the police took my barbecue sauce, *but your blood will substitute nicely!*

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    2 жыл бұрын

    haha damn

  • @jcplays5831

    @jcplays5831

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@b33croft I’m surprised others haven’t done this joke lmao

  • @ulisessantoro1905
    @ulisessantoro19053 жыл бұрын

    nice vid! and thanks for the mask code mate

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Welcome mate

  • @fager5250
    @fager52503 жыл бұрын

    You should do a building tier list, like the stores across the street of bank heist

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha great idea!

  • @ModernWastey
    @ModernWastey3 жыл бұрын

    oh my god, RANKING EVERY CONTRACTOR

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Coming soon!

  • @CryseTech
    @CryseTech3 жыл бұрын

    Good job! And i also always felt like tha katana is the best ^^

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks! Yes!

  • @hatkid1017
    @hatkid10172 жыл бұрын

    love how you're talking seriously while jimmy is throwing it back

  • @efeardaer8759
    @efeardaer87593 жыл бұрын

    Im not the one who slaps joys butt with money right? Please tell me im not.

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nah o don’t think so

  • @NiCoNiCoNiCola

    @NiCoNiCoNiCola

    3 жыл бұрын

    Atleast it's not Sydney

  • @rektget0075
    @rektget00753 жыл бұрын

    You can actually use Mosin's bayonet with weapon butt so it should be higher I think

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yea I decided not to add the nagant bayonet, as it’s not an equippable in the melee menu and too weapon specific

  • @CentreMetre
    @CentreMetre3 жыл бұрын

    7:28 As someone who's doing computer science in college, and just generally into coding and computers, I appreciate the code on the baton

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    nice!

  • @bandeater6612
    @bandeater66123 жыл бұрын

    Congrats on 100K

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks my friend!

  • @icy3-1
    @icy3-1 Жыл бұрын

    Comically. Large. Spoon. Of. Gold.

  • @notjustiny.6750
    @notjustiny.67503 жыл бұрын

    The hardest list because all of the melees apart from 5 are shite

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha facts

  • @juandiegoarciniegasarcinie2160

    @juandiegoarciniegasarcinie2160

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hi man i didnt know you like Payday

  • @luckyrice672

    @luckyrice672

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@juandiegoarciniegasarcinie2160 not the real Justin y

  • @666kkf
    @666kkf2 жыл бұрын

    Amazing intro 😂😂

  • @WongKaiKo
    @WongKaiKo3 жыл бұрын

    I'm a fan of the selfie stick, unrealistic as its in-game portrayal is and which I only use on stealth runs, just because it feels delicious to beat people down with an object I hate so much.

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha nice

  • @dimi4673
    @dimi46733 жыл бұрын

    Oi, lad. Give me some of that ''Holy shit'' you always make.

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    H O L Y S H I T

  • @dimi4673

    @dimi4673

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@b33croft Yessssss

  • @ComissarYarrick
    @ComissarYarrick3 жыл бұрын

    Nice, now do "all weapons ranked", I dare you :D

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    I have something planned

  • @redarrow457

    @redarrow457

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@b33croft h o l y s h i t

  • @thatoneleaf9895
    @thatoneleaf98953 жыл бұрын

    i see a "Every heist ranked worst to best" nest to this video reccomended and i insta subbed

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    :)

  • @citrusity222
    @citrusity2223 жыл бұрын

    Jiro is the only person that makes a battle cry when you charge the katana and I love it

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha I love it too

  • @fabiopauli420
    @fabiopauli4203 жыл бұрын

    Everything has to be put down a place since now we have the commedically large spoon, obviously the best weapon.

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not tried it yet

  • @fabiopauli420

    @fabiopauli420

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@b33croft thinking of it. Actually two places down. Since we have the spoon and golden spoon.

  • @fabiopauli420

    @fabiopauli420

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@b33croft you should. Its actually kinda good.

  • @1by151
    @1by1513 жыл бұрын

    Damn well the golden spoon is now #1

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Is it?!

  • @bencenagy5459

    @bencenagy5459

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@b33croft it can set people on fire, does insane dmg, i think it can do 630 damage without pumping iron, and it has like a 2 second charge time.

  • @Bigvirgin07
    @Bigvirgin073 жыл бұрын

    Oiii mans got 100.000 subs Keep up the good work m8

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks mate :)

  • @edschramm6757
    @edschramm67573 жыл бұрын

    I realize it's more recent than the video but the Comedically large spoon of gold is my go-to weapon in loud, because in addition to pretty good stats, it will also occasionally set people on fire. Past that I usually use the Kunai.

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Very cool mate

  • @ThickerPlanes
    @ThickerPlanes3 жыл бұрын

    I like how the spear of independence is literally a better version of the katana

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Is it? How so?

  • @ThickerPlanes

    @ThickerPlanes

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@b33croft I forgot which one, but it has better something by 1 point (I think attack speed) also the great sword is equal to the katana. I play on ps4 btw, I don’t think it is different for what you play on.

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    The spear is actually pretty bad compared to the katana mate, the only stat that’s better is the full charge time. The attach rate of the katana is way faster, something like more than 2 times, the katana is like 100 hits per minute while the spear is less than 50

  • @ThickerPlanes

    @ThickerPlanes

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@b33croft idk what you are going off of, but I’m doing stats. On stats it is the best (at least for ps4)

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    The hidden stats of melee mate, it’s all about the time it takes for the extra swings. The consecutive swings of the katana are more than twice as fast as the spear. Not trying to convince you, use what you like, but I assure you, the katana is statistically better than the spear. Have fun with what you like though mate, that’s what counts!

  • @beingboring8728
    @beingboring87283 жыл бұрын

    what if he made a mask tier list...

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    He will eventually

  • @laziezt4973

    @laziezt4973

    3 жыл бұрын

    Couch baby #1

  • @AspromavrosTimoros
    @AspromavrosTimoros3 жыл бұрын

    dudeee.walking dead is in my heart and i didnt even noticed there is lucille basebal bat in payday 2.thnx , now i am gonna smash some cops like negan

  • @b33croft

    @b33croft

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha perfect!

  • @everettmajor508
    @everettmajor5089 ай бұрын

    Worth noting that (two years later) the motherforker is debatably the best sociopath weapon.

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