Jotaro: You live in Italy, but we do not grant you the rank of Italian Giorno: This is outrageous, it’s unfair

@landon6702

3 жыл бұрын

This makes no sense at all

@malagrug4326

3 жыл бұрын

@@landon6702 it makes perfect sense. giorno is genetically 0% italian, while jotaro is 25% italian. and don’t even get me started on jolyne, her mother is italian-american so she’s genetically the most italian jojo despite being a florida native

@costyhetalia

3 жыл бұрын

@@malagrug4326 Gdnetically, yes, Giorno is not italian. But he basically lived almost his entire life in Italy, so he has an italian heart and soul at least...

@k-boi420

3 жыл бұрын

How can you live in italy and not be italian? Take a seat, Giorno.

@BobbinRobbin777

3 жыл бұрын

why the hell would dario name his son "DIO", when he has barely anything italian about him? *unless...*

I love how the only reason why half of these OPs are here is because Jotaro is of italian descent

@MMoutoo

3 жыл бұрын

And jolyne

@kuuke8283

3 жыл бұрын

@@MMoutoo jolyne is jotaros kid shithead

@MMoutoo

3 жыл бұрын

@@kuuke8283 did I say otherwise?

@kuuke8283

3 жыл бұрын

@@MMoutoo redundant to add that nonetheless

@MMoutoo

3 жыл бұрын

@@kuuke8283 I feel like you’re the only person to get this mad over something like this

There’s something hilarious about the stands being considered Italian and I don’t know why.

@andrewlance3898

3 жыл бұрын

Their very souls are Italian

@ducks4rent

3 жыл бұрын

Insert Hierophant Green becoming spaghetti here.

@benpurdy2689

3 жыл бұрын

Aerosmith be like *Italian plane*

@quicksaus4986

3 жыл бұрын

@Gorilla Slash not really cause star plat is jonathan

@Terumimi

3 жыл бұрын

*ora ora's in italian*

Part 1: Someone who was born literally a century after the part Part 2: Ceasar Parts 3 and 4: Jotaro Part 5: Everyone not called Giorno Giovanna

@atom2865real

3 жыл бұрын

so your saying that zeppeli was born 100 yrs later

@falloutaholic3304

2 жыл бұрын

@@atom2865real jolyne and jotaro

@blank6037

2 жыл бұрын

Abbachio's lucky day

@averageyoutubeuser1670

2 жыл бұрын

@@atom2865real lol if you watch it slowly on the first seconds you see giorno.

@corrinflakes9659

2 жыл бұрын

Part 4 has Tonio, but he’s mostly with Jotaro everytime. (Even though they never actually meet)

People: Since part 5 is in Italy, it will have the longest openings right? Jotaro: *WELL ACTUALLY*

@Null_Knight

3 жыл бұрын

wait what.

@regalblade8171

3 жыл бұрын

Jotaro is 1/4 Italian

@regalblade8171

3 жыл бұрын

@Saisan Joseph married Suzie Q, an Italian woman, so Holly was half Italian Half British, Holly then married Mr. Kujo, making Jotaro 1/4 Italian

@namenotappropriate8756

3 жыл бұрын

@@regalblade8171 Mr Kujos name is Sadao Kujo 😉

@costumusername

3 жыл бұрын

fr

i like how part 3 and part 4 are just jotaro flexing his 25% italian blood that he got from Suzie Q

@nuke3280

3 жыл бұрын

Technically he got it from holly but oki

@rickpaolini4295

3 жыл бұрын

@@nuke3280 But Holly got it from Suzie Q

@nuke3280

3 жыл бұрын

@@rickpaolini4295 meaning jotaro got it from holly

@rickpaolini4295

3 жыл бұрын

@@nuke3280 I know, nut Holly got it from Suzie Q so the person who wrote the comment isn't wrong

@nuke3280

3 жыл бұрын

But jotaro didnt DIRECTLY get it from suzi q. He DIRECTLY got it from holly

Everyone is talking about how Jotaro is more Italian than Giorno. However no one is talking about how a fighter airplane is more Italian than Giorno.

@optimisticwatermelon

3 жыл бұрын

Stands are technically part of you.

@bratty_cthulu

3 жыл бұрын

Even a bullet is more italian than giorno

@fiirelio1578

3 жыл бұрын

Even a zipper is more Italian than Giorno

@angryboi595

3 жыл бұрын

Jolyne is more Italian than giorno

@dogmuncher_69

3 жыл бұрын

Jonathan is more Italian than giorno

Part 3 and 4: Wait, it’s all Jotaro? Araki: Always has been.

@jip0611

3 жыл бұрын

*cries in Tonio*

@dantezefanyaaryasulang9642

2 жыл бұрын

where tonio

@someonehavinganidentitycrisis

8 күн бұрын

​@@dantezefanyaaryasulang9642every part with Tonio, Jotaro is there, except for the split second of his silhouette

@DreamAngelYt

8 күн бұрын

Love how it's just Tonio and Jotaro In part 4

Italians speak with their hands. Jotaro speaks with his fists. Fists are hands, therefore Jotaro is Italian.

@yeetdosis39

3 жыл бұрын

The proof is perfect

@russiancheems2275

3 жыл бұрын

Also Suzie Q

@zlwel287

3 жыл бұрын

I never been more confused my whole life

@Stickyz

3 жыл бұрын

No he's literally just Italian

@RubyIsntRuby

3 жыл бұрын

@@Stickyz wooosh

Huh, this video will be pretty short there’s only like a couple Italians in the show Jotaro:

@costumusername

3 жыл бұрын

frr jotaro lmao I haven't thought about it a lot but it makes sense that he's Italian due to his grandma

@diearc.

3 жыл бұрын

@@costumusername so why Joseph is there

@diearc.

3 жыл бұрын

Who is Italian suzie q or Erina

@costumusername

3 жыл бұрын

@@diearc. Erina is 101% British and 99% British. Suzie Q is most likely 100% Italian. Joseph is also full British. Holly Joestar is 50% British and 50% Italian She married Zefu/Sadao/ Mr.Kujo, a Japanese. So Jotaro is 50% Japanese, 25% British, and 25% Italian.

@diearc.

3 жыл бұрын

@@costumusername thanks for explaining me

Tonio: NOWS MY TIME TO SHINE Jotaro: get the fuck out of my shot

@chidubememma-ugwuoke9660

Жыл бұрын

Tonio: ok

@CapnShades

Жыл бұрын

@@chidubememma-ugwuoke9660 I know it's Tonio but I read it in Holly's voice lol

@chidubememma-ugwuoke9660

Жыл бұрын

@@CapnShades lol

@LymLevolveon

Жыл бұрын

@@CapnShades Lol that's so true

@calicobagels

Жыл бұрын

@@CapnShades HAI !

Can't wait to rewatch this in 10 years now featuring Jolyne, Weather Report, Pucci, Gyro, and Hot Pants

@jellymatsuryuka6853

3 жыл бұрын

Ten years is too little, Stone Ocean prob gonna take 2 years to animate it all, with it still needing to release, Steel Ball Run is absurdly detailed compared to other parts except part 8, prob gonna take 6 years

@potatistatis6709

3 жыл бұрын

@@jellymatsuryuka6853 Not only is SBR absurdly detailed, but also the longest complete part so far. We can assume SO will come next year (or late this year if we're lucky) Assuming it would be around 40~ish episode, that would be 40 weeks, almost a whole year of running. My guess is SBR 2026.

@prev8374

3 жыл бұрын

@@potatistatis6709 They said horses are real hard to draw

@joobzilla

3 жыл бұрын

@@potatistatis6709 that’s if sbr will be animated at all. they could run into pretty big issues with controversy given jesus’s role in the story, which could make it difficult to get the green light for animation.

@an2939

3 жыл бұрын

@@prev8374 *sad p1 horses noise*

Tonio: i cant believe you guys arent full italian Jotaro:full italian? Im only 1/4 italian Jolyne: 1/4?! Im only 1/8 italian! Giorno: you guys are italian?

@mista2496

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't jolyne more italian than jotaro cause of her mom?

@speedwagon_69

3 жыл бұрын

@@mista2496 I thought her mom was American

@mista2496

3 жыл бұрын

@@speedwagon_69 italian american to be exact

@Mr_Rykes

3 жыл бұрын

@@mista2496 they literally never specify.

@mista2496

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mr_Rykes I mean like does it matter if they specify? jolyne mom is italian-amercian while jotaro is partially italian?

*Golden Wind Openings but Abbachio is the editor of David Productions.*

@synchrotune2833

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@farven.1287

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO I just laugh when realize it

@ezio-earle3973

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated Comment

@cococrazy4963

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@skep2139

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

2:36 Yeah, Jotaro's hand is so Italian

@bear_clubuwu2256

3 жыл бұрын

There,s also Tonio in there

@Samyaza_144

2 жыл бұрын

La mano de Jotaro es más italiana que Giorno

@chesecaque0537

2 жыл бұрын

@@Samyaza_144 cruel xd

When Jolyne, with 12.5% relation only, is more italian than Giorno

@thomasshepherd8909

3 жыл бұрын

Technically she’s more Italian then that because her mother is an Italian American

@theosouris7063

3 жыл бұрын

@@thomasshepherd8909 Technically, the JoJo wiki only says she’s Italian on Jotaro’s page, not hers, so that might be true.

@Noname-tv9zd

3 жыл бұрын

Giorno just lives in Italy he is Japanese

3 жыл бұрын

@@Noname-tv9zd was he not born in Italy?

@hlnolvrgo_c

3 жыл бұрын

@ he was born in japan i think. idk but he doesnt have italian blood.

Never thought about jotaro being italian

@raidiant4224

4 жыл бұрын

Yea me neither

@Anonymous-uq1bf

4 жыл бұрын

I just broke my head tryna figure this out

@cylnder

4 жыл бұрын

@@Anonymous-uq1bf suzie q

@brotelloppa

4 жыл бұрын

He's 25% italian

@superkat2411

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

Part 5 openings: No! You both can’t just have longer screen times since my setting takes place at Italy! Part 3 and 4 openings: we have a 20% Italian man as main character

@jip0611

3 жыл бұрын

25%

@0DRONZER

2 жыл бұрын

@@jip0611 close enough

the single frame of suzie q is sending me

Part 1: non existing fantom Part 2: Ceaser tendency Part 3: Jotaro's crusaders Part 4: Jotaro's adventures Part 5: no gold.

@rekt_xington9027

3 жыл бұрын

Part 4: Jotaro is Unbreakable

@jebbsredemption

3 жыл бұрын

caesar? more like cease

@Mothwater

3 жыл бұрын

Part 5: an experience

@rekt_xington9027

3 жыл бұрын

@@CosmicIsDead 😢

@CoolerMike

3 жыл бұрын

@@rekt_xington9027 What about my man Tonio can't forget about him

Part 1: phantom cujoh Part 2: SHIIZAAAAA tendencies Part 3: jotaro crusaders Part 4: T O N I O Part 5: golden wind

@fandomfrenzy5985

3 жыл бұрын

Zipper wind since giorno is not in there 5% and bucciarati is mostly in there

@TheSketch77

3 жыл бұрын

@@fandomfrenzy5985 understandable

@Green-iv4lw

3 жыл бұрын

Part 4:Italian bizzare adventure:Jotaro is 1/4 Italian

@inspektorzeleshka4708

3 жыл бұрын

Part 5: Golden Wind edited by Abbacchio

@dallonpainter2674

3 жыл бұрын

@@fandomfrenzy5985 it's still Vento D'aureo.

It’s debatable wether Dio had a bit of Italian in him, his name is Brando which is quite an Italian name, perhaps one of Dario’s parents was Italian

@lavender1394

3 жыл бұрын

You are kinda reaching. Araki probably just liked the name Dio. It fits in terms of a musical reference and the name meaning God. It doesn't go further than that unless Araki says otherwise.

@eivkiy5061

3 жыл бұрын

It's a possibility, but nobody, especially Araki, didn't confirm Dio's parents to be Italian, so Dio isn't.

@Oscarus4250

3 жыл бұрын

@@lavender1394 Also that brings us to biblical reference in Part 5 Giorno (Dio's son) defeated Diavolo So, if we translate Italians parts into English, then... *Son of God defeated Devil*

@bolonhesa843

3 жыл бұрын

@@Oscarus4250 yeah also it matches dio as god also made some pretty fucked up shit

@Oscarus4250

3 жыл бұрын

@@bolonhesa843 In Part 6, you mean, right?

I was sitting here hoping that the person who made this masterpiece wouldn't count giorno and I was very happy about the result

@caesarzeppeli4776

3 жыл бұрын

same I'm glad I got screen time tho

@TokoSauce

3 жыл бұрын

lmfao the main reason i came to watch the video is to see if they'd count giorno or not

@lucasnievas4890

3 жыл бұрын

Could you explain me why Giorno shouldn't be here? I don't get it

@TokoSauce

3 жыл бұрын

@@lucasnievas4890 He's not Italian, but instead Japanese. His mother was Japanese, and he only went to Italy after his mother married an Italian man. Giorno Giovanna was an alias while his real name is Haruno Shiobana. (Might've misspelled the last name cause it's been a while)

@tomasbarahona4530

3 жыл бұрын

@@TokoSauce wait, Jonathan received the energy of zeppeli, then DIO occupies Jonathan's body so technically Giorno is part Italian

Star Platinum is Italian, confirmed.

@ninakuup21

4 жыл бұрын

Apparently Aerosmith is also italian

@laksi1970

4 жыл бұрын

And Lil. Bomber a Fucking plane is also and italian.

@thegroup6377

4 жыл бұрын

Italian planes are the best in the world!!!

@kc7268

4 жыл бұрын

@@laksi1970 have you ever watched the sub. Of p5 just asking

@crom4777

4 жыл бұрын

@@thegroup6377 german science is the best in the world!!!

Damn i really forgot Jotaro was part Italian

@raidiant4224

4 жыл бұрын

I didn’t even know

@croissant7223

4 жыл бұрын

How is he Italian Is his dad Italian or is Suzie Italian???

@atubofmayonnaise3385

4 жыл бұрын

@@croissant7223 his grandma suzie q is italian joseph met suzie q in italy remember?

@tequila8422

3 жыл бұрын

Does it mean than Jotaro speaks japanese, english and probably italian?

@ivan_bara

3 жыл бұрын

Like Araki

Part 3 be like: just the protagonist😌✨ Meanwhile part 5 be like: everyone eXEPT the protagonist😌✨

@Commander-peepers

3 жыл бұрын

Funny how that works

@killerqueen1059

3 жыл бұрын

Giorno isnt an italian tho

@nittayoshifumi8252

3 жыл бұрын

@@killerqueen1059 Dats da reason

@bromicorn

3 жыл бұрын

@@killerqueen1059 that's exactly what they meant

@JinTrixx5291

Жыл бұрын

Bruno is Italian though?

Jolyne pretty soon: **laughs in 1/8 italian**

I’m technically Italian, i can just make my stand say, “you are now 100% italian” and boom, free mafia pass

@sanjiscigarette1349

3 жыл бұрын

Big brain🧠💯

@leonardogermannsanna350

3 жыл бұрын

why a mafia pass when you can get a mafia city jokes aside, that's really big brain

@4rcoduo

3 жыл бұрын

I'm Really ah italian with pasta pizza and mafia 😅😂

@4rcoduo

3 жыл бұрын

An*

@littlepsycho9830

3 жыл бұрын

I know someone in the mafia, and trust me it's not good to have a free pass ahaha

Golden Wind: We take place in Italy we should have the most screen tim- Jotaro: *I am the captain now*

@costumusername

3 жыл бұрын

lmaooo fr

@gaugehodges9963

3 жыл бұрын

Giorno: I live in Italy and run a mafia i should have the most screen tim- Jotaro: STAR PLATINUM THE WORLD *Stops time* Jotato:your going to Brazil Jotaro: time shall move again

@EddieKyteABCDEFG12345678910

3 жыл бұрын

@@gaugehodges9963 Hey, hey! It's JoJo's Circus JoJo, JoJo's Circus Hey, everyone, it's time for JoJo's Circus JoJo, JoJo's Circus Get on your feet, we're gonna have some some fun JoJo: Come on, everybody! Come on, do it with us Hooray, hooray, we're going to JoJo's Circus JoJo, JoJo's Circus We'll jump and play, there's fun for everyone Hey, hey! Come on, clap your hands now JoJo! Come on, jump up high Circus! Come on, do it with us JoJo! We're gonna reach the sky Hey, hey! Come on, sing along now Hey! Come on, it's time for JoJo's Circus! Hey!

@noakkie5783

3 жыл бұрын

@@EddieKyteABCDEFG12345678910 huh?

@EddieKyteABCDEFG12345678910

3 жыл бұрын

@@noakkie5783 I am getting you to remember JoJo's Circus.

At 0:38 it literally says "Italy" so that's definite proof of Jotaro being Italian

"You only got one traitor's requiem. Video's over. Go home" That is fking gold🤣

@tuskact1777

2 жыл бұрын

please dont fuck the gold

This entire video is basically Jotaro flexing his 25% Italian blood Edit: some people don’t understand, Jotaro is 50% Japanese 25% Brit and 25% Italian The Brit and Italian comes from Holly. She is 50% because of Joseph being English. The 50% Italian comes from Suzie Q. That makes up 25% English for Jotaro and 25% Italian. And of course, he is 50% because of his dad. Edit: for fucks sake

@rohankishibe2985

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah lmfao

@wintasgames13

3 жыл бұрын

@@rohankishibe2985 Oh, You are reading me? Instead of drawing manga you are reading me?

@rohankishibe2985

3 жыл бұрын

@@wintasgames13 uhhhh.. jUST LOOKING FOR INSPRATION AND STUFF, THAT'S ALL!

@wintasgames13

3 жыл бұрын

@@rohankishibe2985 Ho ho? Then read as you like *sits menacingly*

@rohankishibe2985

3 жыл бұрын

@@wintasgames13 thank you, kind sir/ma'am. I shall make a great manga about this!

Everyone else: Where's Giorno? Me: Wow, Jotaro really just stole the spotlight from my man Tonio

@rinarii07

3 жыл бұрын

but jotaro is part italian

@josemartinez4226

3 жыл бұрын

@@rinarii07 hold on partner sounds like you just made a JoJo reference stop that right now

@rinarii07

3 жыл бұрын

@@josemartinez4226 well yes, in fact i do.

@triggerken1422

3 жыл бұрын

@@rinarii07 JBA : Part Italian confirmed

@fiddink6058

3 жыл бұрын

Tonio best character in part 4 Don't @ me

I’m so disappointed in myself that I didn’t even realize Jotaro is Italian.

Dude how’d they miss Koichi, Koichi is part Italian since he is Jotaro’s son.

@alexdandrea5668

3 жыл бұрын

Huh

@bruhmoment3478

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexdandrea5668 thats a joke because jotaro acted like a father to koichi but not joylene

@starkingYT-mr7el

3 жыл бұрын

Sebastian damn I never knew jolyne was called joylene(its a joke ok man idc about spelling)

@bruhmoment3478

2 жыл бұрын

@@ShiiraiRyu Yes that's how we learn that he left jolyne

This video forces us to confront two impossible truths: 1) Jotaro is the only Italian (by virtue of his grandmother) in Part 3. 2) More importantly, Giorno is the only one in Part 5 who ISN’T Italian.

@wintasgames13

3 жыл бұрын

Yea lol

@sorba1257

3 жыл бұрын

Koichi isn't Italian either and he's in part 5

@cpc25ify

3 жыл бұрын

@@sorba1257 Well I never look below eye level so I wouldn’t have noticed.

@horseoperamarker

3 жыл бұрын

1) Suzie Q and Holly are Italian and they are in Part 3 2) Koichi, Polnareff, Josuke and Joseph(for a single frame) are also in Part 5 so your statement is super wrong

@cpc25ify

3 жыл бұрын

@@horseoperamarker look man Technically, you may be right. But in my soul, I am right. Also you can’t prove that Polnareff didn’t get dual citizenship and become an honorary Italian while living in Rome.

JoJo: is a Japanese Anime. Also JoJo: Italy runs through the bloodline

@sanuiii

3 жыл бұрын

Jojo: is a Japanese anime Pt1: Takes place in the UK Pt2: Takes Place in the US Pt3: takes place in multiple places Pt4: rale place in Japan Pt5: takes place on Italy Though the main character in part 5 isn't Italian 🗿. Then you realize the guy from pt3 who didn't vist Italy is more Italian 🗿

@l_rob420

3 жыл бұрын

JoJo is a Japanese series, about British people, Japanese people, and pseudo-Italians, taking place in Britain, Mexico, the US, Japan, and Italy, but for some reason everyone speaks Japanese... in switzerland.

@nikolakorpar3503

3 жыл бұрын

Jospeh fucked up the bloodline

@elanerodrigues2286

3 жыл бұрын

@@sanuiii mr worldwide

@Ikeyy

3 жыл бұрын

@@sanuiii Giorno is Italian.

When Trish's shadow is more Italian than Giorno

I, Giorno Giovanna, am not genetically Italian. In the anime (and manga i think) the narrator voice (idk how to say it better lol) said that I, Giorno Giovanna, lived in Italy so i'm italian but not genetically. Same right?

@lavender1394

3 жыл бұрын

You, Giorno Giovanna, are correct. Also what are you doing on KZread? You got a mafia to run.

@diobrando1057

3 жыл бұрын

*starts to punch*

@tomasbarahona4530

3 жыл бұрын

Jonathan received the energy of zeppeli, then DIO occupies Jonathan's body so technically Giorno is part Italian

@atom2865real

2 жыл бұрын

@@tomasbarahona4530 Lisa gaming passed her brain to your father to your dumb am I right or is this a joke

@GalekC

2 жыл бұрын

Italian nationality

Part 1 intro: almost completely skipped part 2: mostly ceasar part 3 & 4: litteraly just jotaro

@bezzer1562

3 жыл бұрын

Part 5: everyone but Giorno

@LimeHunter7

3 жыл бұрын

How dare you forget my man Tonio

@alastorildemoneradio2519

3 жыл бұрын

Technically Antonio zeppeli is Italian

@roll5507

3 жыл бұрын

@@alastorildemoneradio2519 zeppelin lol

@rayaneferouni8658

3 жыл бұрын

*t o n i o*

Sad that Jotaro is more Italian than Giorno lmao

@SKYWALKER-fo5lh

4 жыл бұрын

Jotaro is just Italian, not more than Giorno or less than him. Jotaro is Holly's son who's Suzie Q's and Joseph's daughter. Since Suzie Q is Italian, so Jotaro is Italian.

@nashbyrd4020

4 жыл бұрын

@@SKYWALKER-fo5lh p sure the joke is that giorno literally lives in Italy and he's not even italian

@SKYWALKER-fo5lh

4 жыл бұрын

@@nashbyrd4020 I knew it, but I guess it didn't come to my mind. So thanks

@kingmeep1313

4 жыл бұрын

Giorno isn’t Italian at all

@namegame8981

4 жыл бұрын

*PART 5:* where’s giorno

Jojo is one of my favorite franchises ever but I completely forgot Suzie Q was Italian so I was racking my brain for the longest time wondering why Jotaro kept showing up

Ah yes my favorite Italian, the guy kissing Giorno’s hand

Heh who knew the italian mafia boss is not even italian

@fabritoons7777

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@humanman2358

3 жыл бұрын

stfu

@worldsyoungestmermaidintra1885

3 жыл бұрын

He is british and Japanese but he lives in italy

@1-upprotocol621

3 жыл бұрын

That's how Mafia works

@randoviewer9363

3 жыл бұрын

Purist mafiosos:wait thats illegal

When a statue and Jotaro are more italian than Giorno :

0:09 WOW I forgot Suzie Q was Italian

when you realise Jotaro is technically more Italian than Giorno:

Every other OP: "Uh, hello?" Part 5 OP: "Giorno, go sit in the corner."

@ilovefood6289

3 жыл бұрын

inside the turtle*

@arneshpal7702

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@MasonGreenWeed

3 жыл бұрын

Abbachio approved

giorno: is barely in the OPs Abbacchio: now this, does put a smile on my face Edit: (no, this isnt an "omg thx for the likes" edit) I edited it to giorno barely being in the op due to me realizing im stupid

@simplyz3964

3 жыл бұрын

It ruins it when Giorno appears at the end of Fighting Gold tho

@DonDomaMobster

3 жыл бұрын

this is so wrong because DIO's father is clearly italian, you can tell by both name and surname

@acertainkirakuin

3 жыл бұрын

@@DonDomaMobster is Brando an Italian Family name?

@DonDomaMobster

3 жыл бұрын

@@acertainkirakuin it sounds italian at least. I am italian, I know what I'm talking about, anyway it's not only an italian family name because Marlon Brando even if he looked enough italian to play Don Vito Corleone wasn't actually italian if I remember well. Anyway, Dario is an italian first name, this is for sure. So yes, there is a 99.99% chance that Dario Brando is italian

@asherghoulplayz2344

3 жыл бұрын

Cause he's not technically Italian he just lives there

The part 4 intros: goofy Jotaro allowing me to have that one bit in Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town: I got you homie

I COMPLETELY FORGOT JOTARO WAS PART ITALIAN, THAT'S SO AWESOME TO REMEMBER!!!

Alternative title: Jotaro’s Bizarre Adventures

@srachar

3 жыл бұрын

Jotaro's bizarre ethnicity

@costumusername

3 жыл бұрын

fr

@muffetundertale882

3 жыл бұрын

Jotaro’s Bizarre adventure + Ceasar fights vampires with his good friend Joesph Joestar

@jamesgoldblatt5850

3 жыл бұрын

200th like!

@BellaDenno01

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesgoldblatt5850 Yay! Thank you!

Alternative title: Giorno is not Italian you fool

@jacksonharris4864

3 жыл бұрын

So dio is British, and what is giorno’s mom? Is she Japanese or somethin?

@Beelzeon

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacksonharris4864 yes

@frootloop3568

3 жыл бұрын

his real name is Haruno Shiobana

@buttzilla6958

3 жыл бұрын

I think Dio is of Italian descent since his name is Italian

@gamerjojo4591

3 жыл бұрын

@@jacksonharris4864 she is probably arab/egyptian because dio was in north africa more specifically egypt

Part 5: Well most of us are Italian so we'll have the longest openings...Right? Part 3 and Part 2: *About that...*

I love that the stands of Italians are also counted as Italian

You only get one Traitor's Requiem *_go home_*

@bloxer9563

3 жыл бұрын

Factoids

2:39 ah yes, star platinum the Italian

@inblu_murrina

4 жыл бұрын

Apexal exactly what I remembered.

@QuietDust

4 жыл бұрын

He is the representation of Jotaro's soul, and Jotaro is part Italian Sooo

@blastro2364

3 жыл бұрын

If you are Italian, your stand is also Italian. I don't make the rules, chief, I just follow them ;)

@mysincerestcondolences

3 жыл бұрын

.... oh yeah I _am_ italian

@mysincerestcondolences

3 жыл бұрын

Prevented this from having 4 replies, your welcome ☺

In part 4s op or just becomes a game of: spot the Italian

gotta love how part 5 is basically just the full opening

Every jojo op but ghiaccio edits the video

@floatingduck6232

3 жыл бұрын

U spelled abbacchio wrong

@floatingduck6232

3 жыл бұрын

@Diavolo. What does that mean

@knobi7917

3 жыл бұрын

@@floatingduck6232why should he cut out all non italian characters

@wintasgames13

3 жыл бұрын

@@knobi7917 "why do you say venice.... Its Venezia. iTS VENEZIA.Its a Italian place, so USE THE DAMN ITALIAN WORD. GODDAMMIT. THIS SHIT PISSES ME OF" probably because of this

@knobi7917

3 жыл бұрын

@@wintasgames13 no i mean the guy who said abbacchio

i keep forgetting that suzie q was italian- so jotaro is :")

@ColdspaceDog

4 жыл бұрын

Didn’t you know that from reading him tho

@GaminGuy_

3 жыл бұрын

@@ColdspaceDog i dont think rohan ever read through jotaro tho

@thumpi

3 жыл бұрын

@@GaminGuy_ Rohan would have had a really good read there if he did

@brick2751

3 жыл бұрын

@@Rorriis he's half Japanese, a quarter British, and a quarter Italian

@sisi_life1999

3 жыл бұрын

@@Rorriis mama mia!

i like how part 5 is literally every character except giorno

Imagine being a japanese that lived on italy then when you go anywhere else everyone thinks your italian

I completely forgot that Jotaro was part Italian XD

@costumusername

3 жыл бұрын

fr I got hella confused

@chloebrower2598

3 жыл бұрын

I love that he’s technically more Italian than Giorno is 💀

@Mr.White51

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@k.2801

3 жыл бұрын

@@chloebrower2598 giorno isnt Italian at all

@chloebrower2598

3 жыл бұрын

@@k.2801 I know, that was the joke...

Everyone is Itialian in part 5 exept Giorno and Koichi lmao

@mrmysterious3854

4 жыл бұрын

um what?

@camillalapolentona84480

4 жыл бұрын

@@mrmysterious3854 giorno and koichi are japanese

@ColdspaceDog

4 жыл бұрын

Arrosto Di Polenta jothathan and dio aren’t Japanese

@camillalapolentona84480

4 жыл бұрын

@@ColdspaceDog i...i know

@ColdspaceDog

4 жыл бұрын

Arrosto Di Polenta oh wait I’m dumb you meant moms

everyone that isnt on part 5 yet: wait why is giorno barely included giorno being japanese:

@PhantomThiefOracle

Жыл бұрын

and british, he is dio’s son after all

@DuoDingDong

6 күн бұрын

@@PhantomThiefOracleWell Jonathan’s but even so yeah he’d still be british

Shout out to Suzie Q for providing the gene material and making this video possible.

Imagine not being Italian *This post was made by the Bucci Gang (minus Giorno)*

@speedokingu

3 жыл бұрын

Sigh.... i wish he was.

@abisnail4772

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@lucak707

3 жыл бұрын

@@speedokingu Italian at heart is all that matters, non lo pensi anche tu?

I, giorno giovanna, am less italian than jotaro

@monkeys9877

3 жыл бұрын

Suzie q is Italian, giornos English because dio and Johnathan are

@user-ko6ot6fy5m

3 жыл бұрын

@@monkeys9877 we know, ok?

@winterohlson9432

3 жыл бұрын

And Jolyne

@SabotageSabian

3 жыл бұрын

@@whatdoiputhere8298 do you read, they are adding onto the first comment, that being that giorno is less Italian than jolyne

@SabotageSabian

3 жыл бұрын

@@whatdoiputhere8298 oh im sorry, that i was adding to a conversation and clarifying a point that you clearly missed

The Golden Wind Openings is just King Crimson using the Time Skip.

Part 5: literally takes place in Italy so should have the longest opening. Jotaro: UM ACTUALLY

Everyone in the comment section is discussing every character's nationality, while I'm wandering why this guy made a video about every time an Italian is in frame in a jojo opening ... I first wanted to delete this comment because it's nothing really original but, guess I can't now

@funnycat9962

3 жыл бұрын

If it was nationality, Jotaro would not be Italian and Giorno would be. It’s ethnicity.

@DespairatorySystem

3 жыл бұрын

Oh wow you're so quirky!1!111!! xDd you're not like other people but who the fuck asked though

@cathacker13

3 жыл бұрын

because jojo has a suprising amount of important italian characters

@garaglia_

3 жыл бұрын

@@cathacker13 araki has kind of a fetish for italy

@cathacker13

3 жыл бұрын

@@garaglia_ well, they have cool food, culture, history and for whatever reason there's a lot of italian western movies, so if you think about it it's not that surprising

part 1: no part 2: CEASER part 3: literally just jotaro and noone else part 4: literally just jotaro and noone else 2, featuring: tonio part 5: friendly reminder that giorno is genetically 0% italian

@mfakhri1205

3 жыл бұрын

part 1 is actually jolyne and will a. zeppelli

@fixablehalo

3 жыл бұрын

@@mfakhri1205 fuck youre right

@ribsmeat2333

3 жыл бұрын

@@fixablehalo also in part 1 there's jotaro

@theusa4052

3 жыл бұрын

It’s spelled “SHIIIZA”

@caste1002

3 жыл бұрын

Giorno was born in italy tho

0:32 polnareff jump

@jacksonbrown396

2 күн бұрын

Fr

@the_antagonist100

21 сағат бұрын

polnareff jump

Jonathan has part of william zeppeli in him making him and by proxy giorno, itallian

@atom2865real

3 жыл бұрын

That's just his hamon And it doesn't make someone whatever nationality he was

@mcthicc_two

3 жыл бұрын

That's like a Canadian giving you powers and then claiming to be Canadian yourself

Jotaro being more Italian than Giorno still makes me do a damn double-take

@DeadSkull2A0W0S4O1M7E

3 жыл бұрын

I mean I do think it is implied that Dio has some Italian heritage, so not confirmed but he is probably a bit Italian

@ArisKatsaris

3 жыл бұрын

Good, because he isn't. Giorno was born in Italy and doesn't identify as anything other than Italian: he is Italian. Jotaro was born in Japan and doesn't identify as anything other than Japanese: he is Japanese. This was simply a racist video that focuses on people's genes to supposedly identify their nationality.

@CrytalMikii

3 жыл бұрын

@@ArisKatsaris I’d say calling it racist is a little dramatic. It’s just a fun video my guy 🧍🏽

@uhthatcanine860

3 жыл бұрын

@@ArisKatsaris Giorno was born in japan

@kylethedestroyer1117

3 жыл бұрын

@@ArisKatsaris oh shit we got someone from twitter here

Jotaro: _born and raised in Japan, doesn't speak Italian, has never actually been to Italy_ Blastro 2: You qualify as *truly* Italian Giorno: _grew up in Italy, speaks the language, all his friends are Italian, contributed big time to his local community in Italy_ Blastro 2: *no*

@nabeelnitro6447

3 жыл бұрын

You know why right?

@soliarsystem

3 жыл бұрын

this comment was the biggest contradiction ive ever seen on youtube

@costumusername

3 жыл бұрын

fr💀

@nabeelnitro6447

3 жыл бұрын

On the boat where Jonathan died, he told Erina to take care of a child he saved and the child grew up to be Lisa Lisa who is British. She then married an American. Joseph's then becomes American and British. Suzie Q is Italian and the two get Holly. She is American, British and Italian. Holly married a Japanese and then they get Jotaro who is then American, British, Italian and Japanese.

@NotAVirtualStar

3 жыл бұрын

@@nabeelnitro6447 where did the American come from tho

If you think about it, it’s a Japanese show that starts in England. yet by the end of the series, we have more Italians that both of those

if you guys are confused, jotaro is british, italian, and japanese :)

@przyjaznaszynszyla2077

2 жыл бұрын

Jotaro: Mr Worldwide

@passionfruitice

2 жыл бұрын

@@przyjaznaszynszyla2077 yes

Well, actually Giorno is Italian but not because of genes, but because of his adoptive father and adoptive mother, Bucciaratti

@dephrenn

3 жыл бұрын

Facts

@josukehigashikata3350

3 жыл бұрын

Well you are right

@flamingcat1101

3 жыл бұрын

Just be you Okuyasu, just be you

@justarandomgundhamtanakaen3344

3 жыл бұрын

@@flamingcat1101 how is it me?

@josukehigashikata3350

3 жыл бұрын

@Kira Queen ahahaha 2x1

thanks to Jotaro,that we can see At least something in ops of part 3-4.

@malz2509

4 жыл бұрын

Tonio is also Italian

@fandomfrenzy5985

3 жыл бұрын

Tonioli saved us to

@lugoorstar

3 жыл бұрын

@@fandomfrenzy5985 2 seconds of anime girl walk by Tonio

Hen you think to yourself in jotaro s first frame when he’s by himself, “wait, jotaro is Italian?”

This video made me remember that Jotaro was part Italian, lol.

It's sad that you didn't get a chance to exclude Risotto, because he's an invisible italian.

@ilovecairns5181

3 жыл бұрын

Is risotto not Italian?

@pac0721

3 жыл бұрын

@@ilovecairns5181 yes he is but the ability of his stand is become invisible

@ilovecairns5181

3 жыл бұрын

@@pac0721 nope rissoto *is able* to do that, but his main ability in to morph metal

Jolyne is literally more Italian than Giorno and I've only just realised this wtaf

@seifelbatran8693

3 жыл бұрын

Giorno isn’t even italian

@Coconut_Prrson

3 жыл бұрын

well he has been living in italy for over ten years, wich legally makes him italian

@lucak707

3 жыл бұрын

@@Coconut_Prrson Not ethnically, though.

@costumusername

3 жыл бұрын

fr bruhhh

@ytophobic

3 жыл бұрын

@@seifelbatran8693 which would make jolyne more italian now wouldn't it

2:34 Let the voice of love... *LOVE*

Italians, Germans, and Japanese. I sure hope the gang ain't getting back together

When a funky purple dude is more italian than giorno

@sness1328

3 жыл бұрын

Giorno is a funky purple dude

@khalyllife

3 жыл бұрын

@@sness1328 funky yellow dude

@sness1328

3 жыл бұрын

@@khalyllife yellow and purple

@FaNsI-

3 жыл бұрын

When punchy boi is more Italian than giorno

Unsuspecting viewer: "Wait, it's all Jotaro?" Us intellectuals: *points gun* "Always has been."

@manperson2347

3 жыл бұрын

Parts 3-6 be like:

@mccheeseitz9201

3 жыл бұрын

*points sex pistols*, you mean

@rymaix

3 жыл бұрын

@@mccheeseitz9201 no, it's *points emperor*

@alidiaelfrinagerardoagard8099

3 жыл бұрын

@@rymaix points meat scepter

@padriazozzriaorizifian8672

3 жыл бұрын

@@alidiaelfrinagerardoagard8099 points cream starter

Guys Giorno doing the Doing the Fugo challenge

I like how the title implies that there could be invisible Italians in the opening that we don’t know of

i was like: "who tf is italian in part 3" and then i realized jotaro has suzie q blood which makes him italian

@horseoperamarker

3 жыл бұрын

Holly is 50% Italian too

@jebbsredemption

3 жыл бұрын

@@horseoperamarker holly is his mother that got suzie's blood. jotaro's dad wasn't in the joestar bloodline

@horseoperamarker

3 жыл бұрын

@@jebbsredemption when tf did i say anything about Sadao(Jotaro’s dad)

@jebbsredemption

3 жыл бұрын

@@horseoperamarker I'm saying, Holly is 50% italian because of Suzie.

@horseoperamarker

3 жыл бұрын

@@jebbsredemption I knew that already???

If nothing else, this means Jolyne has Italian ancestry so Stone Ocean OPs can easily fit into this video.

@therighttrousers343

3 жыл бұрын

Araki played us all along. You know what Stone Ocean sounds like? Stone Oven. Like the mighty Pizza Kilns of Italia.

@likehowdudehelp

3 жыл бұрын

@@therighttrousers343 goddamnit, that mastermind legend really got us

@ProfTricky3168

3 жыл бұрын

I mean she was in the first frame

@horseoperamarker

3 жыл бұрын

@@ProfTricky3168 of Sono Chi no Sadame, yea

@vovabars1234

3 жыл бұрын

Also both Pucci and Wearher are italian

In all 3 of the part 4 openings, Tonio shows up alongside Jotaro every time EXCEPT during the start of Crazy Noisy Bizarre Town with the silhouettes. So there's either 2 italians or 1.

I would have a lobotomy just to watch jojo for the first time again

Alt. title: Every JoJo OP but King Crimson has a thing for Italians.

@robertlupa8273

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, King Crimson is Italian.

@Solarballs77

3 жыл бұрын

But his users daughter apears so like does kc come from Alabama?

No one: Golden wind opening in this video: "its showtime"

@Dr.Liam_

3 жыл бұрын

Rip giorno

@atom2865real

3 жыл бұрын

stolen comment

@aleplay3084

3 жыл бұрын

@@atom2865real No, it's a coincidence, trust me

suzi q is jotaros grandma which makes him a little Italian and star platinum is his like soul projection so he counts cuz he is basically jotaro.

golden wind without gold experience it's just wind now

Dio: has an Italian Name and Surname Also Dio: aight, imma get out

@konodioda39

3 жыл бұрын

And his dad also has an Italian name *Dario Brando*

@myfatherjajeri

3 жыл бұрын

@@konodioda39 I know that... I’m italian

@Leslie_-xm2vq

3 жыл бұрын

Dio’s name is a reference to the singer Ronnie James Dio and his band that has the same name. Araki often names stands and characters after songs or artists, so in this case it doesn’t have anything to do with Italy

@konodioda39

3 жыл бұрын

@@Leslie_-xm2vq then how do you explain his father's name and his family name?

@isarafasclinic1456

3 жыл бұрын

@@konodioda39 my surname is Pierre and i am not french the same thing applies here, having a italian name doesnt mean that DIO or dario have italian blood (sorry for bad english)