Doki's brain is a precision tuned instrument designed specifically for high-level gaming and storing horrifically cursed knowledge XD

Dragoons and geckos:(manly hand shake)

@ashwolf2006

Ай бұрын

sounds like a dnd campaign.

@ivanbluecool

Ай бұрын

​@@ashwolf2006Zentreya: you go down the woods and see a wolf Chat:(inner bao comes out) then we rip off our clothing and make out with it.

@Cyber_Dragoon

Ай бұрын

🤝

@jonhawk117

Ай бұрын

You son of a bitch! *Shakes hands*

@nkg6829

Ай бұрын

🤝

doki " i have social anxiety" also doki: "gestures to whole video"

@wolfofsummerbreeze

Ай бұрын

@@leaderz0rz ah but the social anxiety actually makes you more unhinged cause you're filter gets sgaken by anxiety

@Modsu

27 күн бұрын

@@leaderz0rz shes just like me fr

Zentreya: let's have a wholesome and pure stream everyone Dokibird and co:(Jojo face) daga kotowara

@dragonwater1759

29 күн бұрын

@@ivanbluecool i prefer the Dokibird: and who decided that

"Let's be our most toxic selves" Doki: "You underestimate my power"

Doki and Zen have such great chemistry. Zen's snark combined with Doki's pot smoking chaos and laugh is just perfect.

@KickyFut

Ай бұрын

*That's* what was tugging at my memory!! Doki's laugh is totally a girl's pothead laugh!!

@immortallegacy100

Ай бұрын

@@KickyFut It doesn't help that Doki has a habit of coughing when she's excited. It sounds like phlegm, but it also sounds like a young woman in a smoke filled room laughing at room spinning.

@KickyFut

Ай бұрын

@@immortallegacy100 that could be!!🤣

@Rockman9830

29 күн бұрын

And Monarch is also there.

That french horror film is called "Titane" (french word for titanium), and it actually won the grand prize at the Cannes film festival

@cuttleboi1339

Ай бұрын

buh

@thelegendaryone100

Ай бұрын

@@SerpentCoils lol

@nygomi8652

Ай бұрын

The synopsis is the wildest I have read of any film on Wikipedia. I am mildly curious now how you know this piece of information... and how Doki knew about it, for that matter...

@endernightblade1958

Ай бұрын

@@nygomi8652 i heard it from someone else, far as i know that’s how it spreads

@connorburton1009

28 күн бұрын

You know, having read the plot summary, this film sure does turn all the wierdest parts of art house cinema up to eleven. That being said... I can see why it won. It seems to actually tell an emotional story over its insane backdrop. It sure is strong art, even if I have no wish to watch it myself.

Comunity: "Vshojo is Vtuber retirementhome" Doki: "STDs are rampant in retirementhomes" Me: Wait a second!?!?

@tylerbartlett28

Ай бұрын

@@MHWdJ bet mel had something to do with it

@TheWhanos

Ай бұрын

​@@tylerbartlett28Mel is probably the reason

@MiishaKorvian

Ай бұрын

VShojo is more like a battered person shelter run by an alt-rock post-punk electro band.

@GrassPokeKing

10 күн бұрын

​​@@MiishaKorvianVShojo is a Mox precursor

Zen: "unsubscribe from Doki fun-facts! UNSUBSCRIBE FROM DOKI FUN-FACTS!"

@Rockman9830

29 күн бұрын

"You have unsubscribed from Doki fun-facts." "You have now subscribed to Doki gorilla facts, DID YOU KNOW-"

@TheLeaderX1

26 күн бұрын

@@Rockman9830 now that is a reference to a very unrelated youtuber

@bismarckgamer19

21 күн бұрын

@@Rockman9830 nice SovietWomble reference there

@KenshiImmortalWolf

19 күн бұрын

lol that wouldn't happen to be a ZF Clan reference would it?

@KenshiImmortalWolf

19 күн бұрын

@@TheLeaderX1 unrelated? they're only three layers apart. Zentreya knows heavenly father who knows takahata 101 who knows digital vagrant who knows societ.

No one truly knew what a "gremlin" was until Doki Bird.

@dead-claudia

Ай бұрын

nobody holds a candle to her on how gremlin they can get. they're all just competing for second place. doki is just ascended far above what they could dream of.

@seanwallace9269

Ай бұрын

I know it does not mean Gremlin in Japanese l. But between Dokibird and Chibidoki, it should.

@dillonhussey7221

Ай бұрын

@@seanwallace9269 ironmouse is the only one who actually sounds like a gremlin, especially when she is with cdawgva.

Fun fact: before they started making games and such Nintendo used to own love hotels, had a taxi service, and made skimpy trading cards that were found in cigarette cartons. Have fun, kids.

@NothingXemnas

Ай бұрын

Nintendo also had and still has a MASSIVE business in card games. In Japan, they are still a massive card manufacturer, comparable to what Copag is today, making and printing for many brands and still selling common playing card decks of multiple designs and sizes for poker and whatnot. It is funny because where I live, Pokemon TCG is made and printed by Copag, NOT Nintendo, and outside of Japan they are seen as an electronic games and consoles manufacturer only, when in fact they still have a tradition in paper.

That olympics athletes village one is funny cos I rmb that video of the guy basically debunking a rumor that the olympics organizers made the beds structurally weak in an effort to stop athletes screwing so much. That shit was like several layers of context lmao.

@hellblaze10

Ай бұрын

Go on.

@esmith8818

Ай бұрын

The most motivated, competitive, and physically fit people in the entire world are all living in close proximity to each other, in a foreign city far away from the people who know about them, and will most likely never see each other again once it's over You're damn straight they're boning. What happens in the Olympic Village, stays in the Olympic Village

@kos2919

Ай бұрын

@@esmith8818 I wonder if there's accidental olympic baby(ies)

@GrassPokeKing

10 күн бұрын

@@kos2919 The Olympics are great, every one could be your last (nonthreatening)

One simply doesn't collab with Doki and not get some sort of PTSD or nightmare.

8:00 this was actually really cool to listen to with headphones because all you hear is the ambiant rumbling of a ton of explosives.

Doki: There's children watching us! Also Doki: retirement home STDs and Olympic condom shortages

Zentreya: how do i shoot better? Chat: think of someone that annoys you Zentreya:(hits every head shot)

@zambekiller

Ай бұрын

I believe she's thinking about chat

@53Spawn

Ай бұрын

Its nice to know she thinks of chat even during the war times

@storm3940

20 күн бұрын

What part of the video is that?

In the words of the darkest dungeon: "A hero reads an unsettling passage..."

Hold. The fuck. Up. Zen, Doki, and Monarch squadding up in Apex???? I don't have enough whiskey for this....

Doki's laugh always gives me life and she got a ton of interesting fun facts🤣 also sexy grandma is the perfect nickname for Zen lol

The Olympic village thing I did actually know about _Why_ I knew that, I don’t remember

3:19 Just found the name of the film. It's called "Titane".

@TECH097

Ай бұрын

Looking up the Wikipedia summary it's kind of weird how little the carducking has to do with the movie.

Why do people let my oshi cook?😂

@Cyber_Dragoon

Ай бұрын

We don’t. Anytime we try to stop her she starts gaslighting and she always wins…and we love her for it.

00:03:21 Eagerly awaiting the Lightning McQueen origin movie.

Doki: Fun fact, did you know that a racoon can climb into your a-

That's my Doki....

Dragons and cars. If you know you know

Grampa Zen and Granny AmaLee listening to lil baby Doki babble away about all the things she knows.

Could you imagine the pure horror of a Collab between doki and kirsche? menstrual pad slurpie stew would be the tip of the iceberg.

@fadelsukoco3092

Ай бұрын

Considering that Doki has already collabed with Pippa and Filian, she's just one step away from that happening. The only issue is that Doki's schedule is already packed due to her pathological inability to turn down sponsors and invites.

Wait I just noticed the control indicators, Zen's doing this shit with a damn controller. Fucking hell

Dragoons and Geeko's, An unstoppable Army when working together...

About senior citizens: my grandparents lived on a retirement community. Apparently, there were numerous stories about people cheating on each other with other people in the community. Also the single seniors slept around.

6:35 If that tower is symmetrical, then yes, that is absolutely a(n irregular) hexagon (as seen from above). Hexagon is a six-sided polygon. I see three sides on one side. If there are three sides on the OTHER side? Hexagon. Entire case is a hexagonal prism. ... what the HECK, Doki and Ama? 🤣

@kevlarandchrome

Ай бұрын

It's pentagonal, that Hyte case only has five sides.

@KingOfDoma

Ай бұрын

@@kevlarandchrome Okay, cool! Exactly why I qualified my statement. They still roasted her unjustly, though...

@BcDyxaLKgoNdgU

Ай бұрын

Its a trapezoid isnt it?

@kevlarandchrome

Ай бұрын

@@KingOfDoma Agreed.

When you're already old enough to live in a nursing home, dying from an STI is what I'd consider a true warrior's death.

You have to love Doki

Zen, your merch is amazing, especially with you posing with a Skyline GTR!

Basically, we Dragoons love our silly oshi but take no responsibility for whatever comes out of her brain sometimes. 🤣

...and lots were learned that day with Doki's cursed facts.

9:50 Damn Zen that was a clean shot ! Love the video and this amazing team, lets goo !

Broke: anthropomorphic dragons fucking cars Woke: women fucking cars Shout out to whoever made those images in 2007 I've been dead inside ever since

I'm convinced anyone with doki in their name is going to be the most unhinged individual ever lmao

Best I can tell, that car movie is "Titane".

I hadn't realized how good Zen had gotten at this game since the last time I saw her play. She's always been good, but she's can definitely hang with Doki from the clips that I've seen.

Well those are some random pieces of knowledge I could have done without, though I already heard about the Olympic village thing and Melody provided the cursed car pregnancy movie knowledge. I suppose with there being people who enjoy learning random things in there spare time there would have to be a portion of those who either stumble upon or possibly even seek out cursed fact.

Amalee- "Lets be our most toxic selves today" Zen- "So basically a normal day for me"

That was such a fun colab 😂

Tekken 3 Eddy theme in the background makes all this insanity even better

ok, im gonna go watch that french car movie. im intrigued

The retirement home STD fact gave me flashbacks to a certain legendary stream profile roasting stream. Great times.

We got Scuffed, Cursed, and Dork in a stream together. *THIS IS GONNA BE GOOOOOOOOD!* 😈

that tekken 3 Eddy Gordo theme as BGM is *chef's kiss*

The car story reminds me of a bad dream I had once lol.

Doki needs to brand entirely based on cursed "fun" facts lol

Wait... I actually know about thay movie!! It's _WILD_

Doki monarch and zen are a great combo

Dokibird: The Living Cognitohazard

Zen locked tf in

6:11 Yooo Eddy Tekken 3 theme😮😮😮

Fun as heck but... Everything was real 🧍‍♂️

This was one of the most epic crossovers ever, I really want doki and Zen to play Apex again, I love those 2.

Zen: _I have no voice and I must scream_

maybe the clip that is in "coming up" shouldnt be right after "coming up"

God these canvases together are an unstoppable force

The level of unhinged............ IT'S OVER 9000!!!😂

How often does the bird blue screen?

Zen and Monarch!!

with how much doki saying about car related things, im surprised she doesnt have a cars avatar.

Doki’s fun facts is among my favourite internet series.

...the more I watch clips of Doki, the more I gravitate towards her. Her mind is amazing.

There are legitimately babies out there that were conceived while Zen was streaming in the background.

Nice win as the end their

Time to roll out 😂

Monarch, Doki and Zen...... YESSSSSS

I had just forgotten the cursed knowledge about old people STDs and car babies and Zentreya has cursed me to know them again 🙂

4:09 why does the tomato want the toaster to the car? Is she seeded?

I love u Zentreya

[SCREAMS]

5:01 gosh darn it Monarch, that was hilarious. 🤣

The athlete's condom shortage is something I knew, and just as some xtra info, it wasn't caused only by the athletes, they got some staff into the action too. That's why not only the athletes complained about the anti-sex beds they'll have on this years olympics, but some staff too.

@hellblaze10

Ай бұрын

Damn. Also comment above yours says that bed thing was debunked

The whole opening was hilarious. 😂 Weird how a lot of internet topics goes straight to 'adult education'. 🤭 Like today's 'podcast'? 😅

Doki hits again

Smash, Smash, Smash, next

*_KA-CHOW!!_*

I couldn't beat you at this game X )

Doki why

Oh, dear, and Amalee was there...

Hot pro-gamer grandma and her unhinged friends lol. The collabs are hilariously fun. Hope to see more Zen!

2:08 I'm somehow glad that I'm not the only one who knows that fact about the mass usage of condoms among the athletes in every Olympics lol

Now they are doing the athletes villa with no air con, single bed, and very non ideal sex conditions... and still...

Technically Dokis pc is a pentagon but also not cuz the sides arent equal

SHE IS HER SHE HAS BEEN HER FR FR

that bird is wild xDDDDD

This chick may even beat haruka for possible level of blursed friendship

I see the insanity is spreading.

so what is this dou name

@sabrinadickson4081

14 күн бұрын

and this trio name

8:10 POV: You're in Vietnamese war

Doki just flat-out saying "retirement homes have the highest cases of STDs" & Amalee and Zen just being all 🤨😳 hearing that *was the peak for me.* God i cry-laughed so damn hard at that. 😂😂😂

WDYM doki is Always this chaos when she streams/collabs with her friends lol

Welcome to any dragoons who are new😊

Not the story of the olympic village, lol

The Olympic thing is true