I think the biggest crime Spider-Man has ever committed when he stole that guy's pizza in Spider-Man 2

@TheRandomTubeTV

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't steal it, that pizza was accidentally dropped by that guy is why Peter "stole" it.

@fracture6999

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheRandomTubeTV It was a joke dude... and that wasn’t even the moment he was referring to. He was referring to Peter switching to spidey and a man thinking spidey stool peters pizza

@iinsta5762

3 жыл бұрын

Papi troyo

@999antilife8

3 жыл бұрын

love your content

@SimplyHawa

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

**This video was made by the Daily Bugle gang**

@LoliMaster69227

3 жыл бұрын

Bugle gang Bugle gang Bugle gang Bugle gang

@TheRandomTubeTV

3 жыл бұрын

Lol good reference

@PauloJrchannel

3 жыл бұрын

He's a menace to the entire city!

@phoemix7043

3 жыл бұрын

@@PauloJrchannel I want that wall crawling arachnid prosecuted!

@justchillz.

2 жыл бұрын

@@phoemix7043 if he doesn't want to be famous I'll make him infamous

4:11 When you ignore a crime alert happening in the Spider-Man PS4 game.

@dragonlord3376

3 жыл бұрын

Am I too much of an xbox player to get this joke?

@comixproviderftw_02

3 жыл бұрын

@@dragonlord3376 I'm so sorry

@jhornacek

3 жыл бұрын

If you let a car get away then Jameson will do an episode about it.

@pissedhulk7794

3 жыл бұрын

@@comixproviderftw_02 😅😂

@phoemix7043

3 жыл бұрын

I do that all the time!

You sound nothing like J. Jonah Jameson. He’s obviously a Skrull, everyone.

@National7575

3 жыл бұрын

Or the chameleon

@clownguy4399

3 жыл бұрын

@@National7575 or both lmao

@trickystar4602

3 жыл бұрын

@@clownguy4399 a Skrull disguised as the chameleon?

@clownguy4399

3 жыл бұрын

@@trickystar4602 yes it sounds dumb which it is dumb but just go with it

@scringyboy9314

3 жыл бұрын

Or he’s a wii

Sponsored by the daily bugle!

@qaanibriyani2319

3 жыл бұрын

I want a section of the video being a sponsored part in which he acts like JJJ and just makes the most funniest Spider-man references

@JustSucks

3 жыл бұрын

@@qaanibriyani2319 yeeeeeeessssss. Good idea

@RobocopStealerOfFridges

3 жыл бұрын

@@qaanibriyani2319 I got you.

@RobocopStealerOfFridges

3 жыл бұрын

@@qaanibriyani2319 SPIDER-MAN'S A MENACE!

@qaanibriyani2319

3 жыл бұрын

@@RobocopStealerOfFridges it's been a month since the vid came out and this video can still come.

Be honest with us Drake, you just needed an excuse to show off your awesome J Jonah Jameson cosplay.

@adrgaming5209

3 жыл бұрын

Completely true.

@denontown

3 жыл бұрын

“SPIDERMAN IS A FRAUD!”

@horseoperamarker

3 жыл бұрын

yes

@user-sx5oj4yb4e

3 жыл бұрын

@Dani you suck

@craftze_ro5909

3 жыл бұрын

@@user-sx5oj4yb4e but suck what bro

Peter: "With great power comes great responsibility" Writers: Makes him the most irresponsible person on the planet

@cavareenvius7886

3 жыл бұрын

Peter Parker: Let's sell my marriage to the devil so my 3/4 dead Aunt will only be 1/2 dead.

@Username-wj8pz

3 жыл бұрын

Dan Slott's decade long run on Spidey made me almost hate the character

@ashtonchane6126

3 жыл бұрын

This is why sometimes I prefer cartoons (some of them) and video games because the character mostly stays consistent as a character.

@azathoththeprimalchaos2289

3 жыл бұрын

That's because he's a weakling. Duh.

@jadenbryant9283

2 жыл бұрын

@@cavareenvius7886 seriously that was stupid

This moment in Daredevil 23 with Peter and Matthew is absolutly incredibile.

@yurineri2227

3 жыл бұрын

of which run? it got me interested

@Park3ro

3 жыл бұрын

@@yurineri2227 Chip Zdarsky run. The writing it's very good and the art it's beautiful.

@yurineri2227

3 жыл бұрын

@@Park3ro thanks, I''ll check it out for sure :)

@Park3ro

3 жыл бұрын

@@yurineri2227 you're welcome! Comics are a party , enjoy it!

@javimontana817

3 жыл бұрын

I literally went back and read Spider-Man bs Wolverine it came out in the 90s or 89s but it was a stupid story to me like Peter tried to punch wolverine and the woman jumped in the way so Spider-Man accidentally killed her

Remember everyone don’t be Spider-Man be better than him.

@Ricken9000

3 жыл бұрын

I’ll be superior to spiderman. I’ll succeed in launching a missile at my class

@kamjamrox

3 жыл бұрын

Be Greater

@mattwo7

3 жыл бұрын

I'll be spectacular, don't worry.

@CinematriX_TX21

3 жыл бұрын

"That's easy for you to say, I just can't do what you do" -Miles Morales (1048)

@pietrocatalano4285

3 жыл бұрын

Superior Spider-Man

"working with the devil is still pretty shady" Me: a little?

@ezracox1601

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@BenBen-so7qe

3 жыл бұрын

What do you mean? I made a deal and he only possesses my body every few hours. The £1,000,000,000 easily makes up for it.

@jimkol8799

3 жыл бұрын

@@BenBen-so7qe 🤣😂🤣 Οκ then. 👍

@spideyverge6206

3 жыл бұрын

feels like your asking lucifer that question Hahahaha

@driveasandwich6734

3 жыл бұрын

Depends on which devil

I'm always impressed by how deep some of these cuts get Eagerly awaiting the "every breakfast item Superman has eaten" video

@sdm47

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget Aunt May’s wheat cakes They’re his favorite

"This video was sponsored the the Daily Bugle."

“Yup Spider-Man committed war crimes...” Can’t say I’m surprised

love the mustache slowly falling off throughout the video

The civil war/one more day storyline is a bit infamous, but I really liked seeing Peter just being so dark and savage. He dismantled and humiliated kingpin in front of all of the other prisoners, just toying with him and showed him how out of his league kingpin actually was. There’s something so satisfying seeing a man who puts his family above everything throw everything to the side just act in desperation and anger.

Here he comes Here comes Speed Spidey He's a menace on wheels

@KilosFoxo

3 жыл бұрын

He's a menace and hes gonna be chasing after someone

@shinkaiatsuya950

3 жыл бұрын

​@@KilosFoxo He's swinging over head better look alive.

So basically what I've learned is that you can get away with domestic abuse, but only if you do it a bad storyline that everyone agrees to forget about.

@matti.8465

3 жыл бұрын

Luckily for Peter, the whole mess with the clones completely overshadowed the act of domestic abuse.

@Aesirfollower2020

3 жыл бұрын

It wasn't domestic abuse he hit her on accident no to mention she knew who was fighting and how strong they were on top of that she probably could tell she was pregnant and shouldn't get in the middle of any fight plus peter was pretty pissed

@fictionarch

3 жыл бұрын

It also helps if you're marvels best selling superhero.

@Wiki1184

3 жыл бұрын

I wouldn’t really call it domestic abuse. I’m definitely not defending it, but he didn’t actually know it was her and instantly regretted it when he found out.

@jhornacek

3 жыл бұрын

@@Aesirfollower2020 Peter knew she was pregnant when he hit her. She was a few months along - she was visibly pregnant.

4:29 Aunt May shots Spider-Man with a gun. That’s crazy

@jhornacek

3 жыл бұрын

This was in her "Oh, you horrible man!" phase.

I appreciate the dedication of Drake spraying his hair white just for a one-off visual gag

I need "Spider-man commited war crimes" on a shirt or something holy shit

5:14 "Technically not illegal" is usually the mob's MO when it comes to the surface level stuff lol. I mean they're like the mafia and yakuza after all.

@sdm47

2 жыл бұрын

There’s a difference between the mob and the mafia?

@mattwo7

2 жыл бұрын

​@@sdm47 The Mafia is _specifically_ a specific Italian-American mob and various other mobs in Italy. Mobs can be of any nationality and entirely independent of the Mafia (like you know, the Yakuza?). The first time the term was used was with the Irish Mob. "The Mob" is literally just _any_ given organized crime group. But to answer your question, the The Manfredi Crime Family is in fact a mafia. In the MCU they were even involved in the NY Mafia Cold War seen in a bonus feature in the Far From Home DVD in spite of being called a mob and not a mafia in the MCU (they were mostly seen in Agent Carter season 2).

@sdm47

2 жыл бұрын

@@mattwo7 Thanks This actually reminds me of 3 Dev Adam which had a Spider-Man knock-off being a mob boss who at one point says “Audios Mafia”

@mattwo7

2 жыл бұрын

@@sdm47 I think I saw that mentioned on Ed Glaser's Neon Harbor (formerly Dark Maze Studios) website when I was checking it to see what ever happened to Press Start Adventures (I still have no idea)

RE: Peter not getting labeled as a "wife beater" like Hank Pym; I think it's mostly because the general public wanted to forget the whole clone saga altogether, so Peter hitting MJ was just one of MANY things in that whole mess that people wanted to forget about

@knucklessammich3875

3 жыл бұрын

Then also hank pym purposely hit his wife while Peter it was clear it was a moment of high stress and high anger an absolute confusion plus the clone slog on doing horribly didn't help the situation

@omechron

3 жыл бұрын

Also I know that we're... pretty sure that spiderman is the one we're still reading about... but still only like... 80%. I mean that entire arc felt like the world's longest and stupidest game of three card monte.

@TupocalypseShakur

2 жыл бұрын

@@knucklessammich3875 except that was a mistake caused by miscommunication between the writer and the artist

@owenbridgers

2 жыл бұрын

@@knucklessammich3875 Technically, Hank was MEANT to accidentally do it in a fit of rage, but the artist mistook it and, thought he did it on purpose

Peter: If I had a nickel for everytime I've stolen an ambulance, I'd have two nickels. Not much, but it's weird that it happened twice.

6:06 the difference is peter immediately apologized and realized what he did, while hank didn't care that he hit her, all he cared about was faking his worth to the other avengers

@Shrimpfriedpee

Жыл бұрын

Wrong. Hank was under the influence of hazardous chemicals, and also deeply regretted it afterward.

@halowaffle25

Жыл бұрын

Also when Peter did it it was shocking and out of character. When Hank did it, it was basically just a slightly more exaggerated version of how he normally acts towards women.

And people call him a hero? I don’t see how, we should all listen to JJJ.

@a7_cameron

3 жыл бұрын

@ULGROTHA Exactly!

@chrismanning2888

3 жыл бұрын

@ULGROTHA Exactly why does he not hate silk

@awesomeperson531

3 жыл бұрын

@ULGROTHA he only hired Scorpion to get rid of that wall crawling menace

Drake:"Spider-man comited warcrimes" Me:" HE WHAT?!"

@ohyeahbonsai

3 жыл бұрын

JUST MORE PROOF THAT THE SPIDER MENACE SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED IN NYC AND SHOULD GO TO JERSEY WITH THE REST OF THE FREAKS!

Peter: Fakes fighting Sandman by fighting literal sand. Photoshop: Am I a joke to you?

@comixproviderftw_02

3 жыл бұрын

It was the 60's, it wasn't that easy lol

@mattwo7

3 жыл бұрын

@@comixproviderftw_02 And I'm guessing his deadline was too close to doctor them the old fashioned way?

@jimthar17

3 жыл бұрын

People really need to stop using this joke. It's tired already. Person: random nonsense. Other person Am I a joke..... Come on. Time to move off it. Same joke will be in every comment feed twenty or more times.

@MrPizzaslice

10 ай бұрын

Photoshop didn't exist in the 1960's

Thank you for exposing this web slinging maniac for what he really is a menace

@catherinemoore5603

3 жыл бұрын

What

5:19 So Hank Pym couldn't catch a break for doing this yet the Marvel hero who's entire thing is not catching a break got away with it in the eyes of the fandom? WAT. Also you're definitely going to have to cover the clone saga eventually because when diving into Spidey's past like this, it's going to just keep coming up.

@maxbeast8834

3 жыл бұрын

As far as i'm aware, the difference here is that Peter regreted it imediatly and Hank didn't.

@mikhaelgribkov4117

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure Hank's case didn't help the fact that he was making a robot to fight Avengers only for him to save a day and his punch was after Wasp asked him to stop.

@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183

3 жыл бұрын

@@maxbeast8834 plus he just found out he was a clone which was fake, I mean there baby was kidnapped by Norman Osborn

That Gwen stancy death... That hurt a bit and that red head was sad as well.

@catherinemoore5603

3 жыл бұрын

Please stop saying that killed gwen.

@Aesirfollower2020

3 жыл бұрын

@@catherinemoore5603 I know Spider-Man didn't intentionally kill her but he did kill her I'm not trying to say he's a murderer or anything it was completely on accident and it's no one's fault but it still was kind of depressing poor peter.

Spider-Man might be a hero but he does a few crimes so he’s a heroic vigilante.

@horseoperamarker

3 жыл бұрын

“few crimes” hmmmmmmm

Sure JJJ. Edit: Jokes aside that's a lot of crimes.

Do we count any of the stuff Otto did while acting as Spiderman ? If so, he shoot a gun point blank and killed him

@jhornacek

3 жыл бұрын

Technically not Peter. Otto in Peter's body.

Jesus, Peter really does do a lot of photoshop manips. I wouldn't be surprised if he had a deviant art page.

@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183

3 жыл бұрын

He has a league of legends account and has said he watched dragon ball Z after wade tried to make a dbz joke

Man, for a guy whose motto revolves around being responsible, Spider-Man has done a lot of irresponsible things. Maybe he is a menace after all. Sorry we ever doubted you, Jameson. 😂

@jadenbryant9283

3 жыл бұрын

Well a lot of these were pretty understandable and some of these. We're just shitty writing

This JJJ cosplay was awesome!

That stache keeps moving more to his left every scene

@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183

3 жыл бұрын

I AM REFERRING TO THAT FUCKING SHIT ON YOUR FACE- some war general in a spider-man dub

While a lot of these are pretty understandable it’s still surprising how many crimes he actually commited.

“If I had a nickel for every time Peter Parker stole an ambulance I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.”

Remember that time that spidey went to savage lands and had put like some monster in quicksand leaving him to die

@jhornacek

3 жыл бұрын

If you're talking about Gog, then he survived. He got shrunk down and is now Peter Parker's pet (yes, really).

@sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183

3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: ms lion is actually a dude, aunt May is not okay and Peter sometimes knows it

The timing of the mustache falling off was perfect.

Spider-Man: Felicia no, you can't be a burglar, stealing is wrong! Also Spider-Man:

That JJJ costume was a great touch!

Start of the video: Spider-Man stole that guy's sandwich! End of the video: Peter is haunted by the time Wolverine's girlfriend used him to commit suicide by Spider-Man

Love the JJJ costume. I like this. I can see how much fun you are having and that is the most important thing here

I love how you keep cosplaying someone in your video just because you can. It keep your video interesting. I am still waiting a video about your favourite comic artist/writer

Drake you do a great JJ cosplay, holy crap.

Jameson: RIGHT THAT DOWN! RIGHT THAT DOWN

damn I thought this would mostly be a silly video but Parker's got some serious crimes under his belt good gravy

Aunt May was a supervillains Housekeeper. Now that's something i never knew.. Thanks Comic Drake!

@ComicDrake

3 жыл бұрын

You're welcome, but if you didn't know that before, it means you haven't watched this video. :P kzread.info/dash/bejne/h5-oo8uFXZjMaZs.html

@saulgoodman5623

3 жыл бұрын

@@ComicDrake How did Otto treat May when she worked for him?

4:05 Is that really criminal when he's working above the law to begin with? I mean morally it is sure but legally not so much?

While it was a crummy thing to do, Peter hitting Mary Jane wasn't the same as Hank hitting Janet. Peter was in a crazed state attacking Ben when MJ tried to stop him. He immediately regretted it and called himself out on it the next issue. Hank on the other hand did it because Janet was trying to convince him to not go through with his plan to unleash a robot to attack his teammates so he could look like a hero defeating it. He didn't show any remorse until after his plan fell apart (Janet had to come and save the day) and was arrested. Yes, it was never the intent to be on purpose and was a result of miscommunication between the writer and the artist. Should people (and writers) move on from that event? Yes. Was Hank suffering mentally at the time? Yes. Should Spider-Man (and Reed) be used as an excuse? No.

Awesome vid Drake! I can see loads of effort was put into this and like I said in my comment on the community post: thank you for working so hard to make these videos and making my days so much better!

@sliderr_2814

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks sooooo much for the heart. It means so much to get that from one of my absolute favourite youtubers!!!

One of my favorites was when Peter was arrested in the late 60s, i think he was injured following a fight with the Vulture or something? Not important. But the important thing was, Spider-Man, under due process, was in jail. Cpt. Stacy managed to keep the cops from removing Peter's mask as long as he was still injured, but when Peter woke up in the med bay of the prison, a riot/escape attempt happens, involving Cpt. Stacy, one of his best friends as Spidey, to be taken as hostage. Peter manages to actually help the perps escape until they got close to the exit when he does a bunch of stealth takedowns to trap them and escapes himself. This was in amz spider-man 65.

Oddly enough, this is the second time I saw a KZreadr portray J. Jonah Jameson, the first being Stupendium’s great PS4 Spider-Man video.

Great video as always! I’ve been a dedicated comic reader & collector since 89. I always enjoy your videos because they rekindle wonderful memories of the many comics I’ve read.

11:22 Mustache: "Freedom!"

I know you were going for JJ Jamison, it just makes me think of groucho marks.

He chopped Deadpool's head off in a fit of anger. DP didn't die for obvious reasons but that's still murder/attempted murder by the general laws of reality

Honestly, all the trespassing and unintended property damage could be done away with by The Good Samitan laws. For the uninitiated, basically, it means that a person cannot be sued or charged with a crime so long as they: act with an intent to aid, are not intentionally reckless, and they themselves are not the cause of the incident in question.

The costumes for your videos always make me happy

He also faked photos that made Jameson believe his son is Spider-Man to make people stop being marked for murder by pretending to be Spider-Man in Marvel Knights Spider-Man.

This video just made him much more relatable and real.

Always blown away by how much work you put into these 😊

Dressing up as J Jonah Jamison was a nice touch

J Johan Jamison seeing that title “This does put a smile of my face”

Ok that last one really shocked me

Why is it that every other character let's hit they're lover got off the hook, except for Hank Pym

@GalazyProductions

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, also hank Pym was in a very bad mental state then too, give him a break.

@Username-wj8pz

3 жыл бұрын

Because Peter, who was married to MJ for several years during the time Clone Saga took place, sacrificed his life multiple times for her, cherished her and often mentioned how much he loves her. Then you see him smacking her in one of the most convoluted, shitty and hated Spider-Man stories of all time, what's the conclusion? Bad writing.

@GalazyProductions

3 жыл бұрын

@@Username-wj8pz it's not just Spidey too, Batman fought catwoman all the time lol

@Username-wj8pz

3 жыл бұрын

@@GalazyProductions but that's different. MJ was Peter's wife, I don't follow Batman at all, but isn't Catwoman one of his Batman love interest and not Bruce Wayne?

@GalazyProductions

3 жыл бұрын

@@Username-wj8pz I was trying to make a joke....

Spiderman stole more than one ambulance in his career

Really enjoyed this video!

You left out the most evil crime of the all "He just stole that mans pizza!!"

If you think about it, Peter is more of a criminal riding the line of a Just Menance than anything else. It's pretty fascinating. Thanks, Comic Jonah!

Every crime that”Superior Spider-Man”has committed.

@coca_0146

3 жыл бұрын

3 hours video

11:11 "...and on that downer note this is every single crime THAT I COULD FIND of Spider-Man committing."

0:13 Ok that got a good laugh out of me.

Thank you for notifying the public of how much of a menace spiderman is to society.

the dedication he went to make this video, most impressive

The thumbnail doesn't count because that was otto octavius.

I can't believe how much this hurt to watch. My special boy...

I'm pretty sure nj should have died from that BACKHAND PUNCH from enraged peter parker... Like seriously her living after that actually hilarious and the fact peter couldn't knock her out is really hilarious 🤣🤣

@jhornacek

3 жыл бұрын

Plus she was pregnant. She flew across the room. Not to get too dark but she should have lost the baby right there.

Banger of an episode, my man! So basically Spider-Man is someone Batman would absolutely go after. I had no idea Peter had committed so many frauds and felonies. And I didn't know about that last one. Very cool deep dive.

I love the costume. How did you resist doing the whole video in-character as JJJ?

You gonna talk about Kaine and Ben someday as well as Kindred after Last Remains/End Of An Era.

the cosplay you did for this video was fantastic

I LOVE the J.J. Jameson you pulled off. XD

Great vid!

Everyone in the real world says She Hulk should be punished but ignore what Peter has done in the past.

Oh my god... He's a menace!!!

that was one of the funnest videos i watched in a long time

You should play as Omni Man when Invincible has a live action show

You missed a kill- during JMS's run, when Spider-Man and Captain America have to protect Doctor Doom from Latverian revolutionaries at an airport, he redirects a rocket out of a skylight, where it hits and presumably kills two Latverian revolutionaries.

"Bravo Spider going Dark"

Love the video as always ❤️✌️

3:29 look it miles

Can't wait for the next Spiderman story arc Spiderman and Tax Fraud

JJJ: "Finally! Someone else realises!"

Spider-Man also walked into the hospital once carrying a box of cigars and lighting one for hospitalized Jonah Jameson to give him shocking news that gave him a heart attack.

Truly, Spider-Man is not only a menace to the entire city, but a menace to the entire country.

Love this video

Loved the outfit and video!