Every Characters Opinion On Zhongli

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  • @goodboi2120
    @goodboi21203 жыл бұрын

    Characters about Zhongli: “That gentleman from the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor...” Characters about Venti: “ThAt DrUnKaRd BaRd...”

  • @Aelvee

    @Aelvee

    2 жыл бұрын

    Characters about Baal: "That psycho booba sword lady"

  • @gabrielsingal209

    @gabrielsingal209

    2 жыл бұрын

    Meanwhile every Archon for now: "Broke"

  • @Yesmypfpismeirl

    @Yesmypfpismeirl

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Aelvee Ironically the inazuma characters talk about her in a respectful way instead of being terrified of her. And yet Almost half of the inazuma characters talk In a terrifying way about yae miko.

  • @melissahenry8431

    @melissahenry8431

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Yesmypfpismeirl Hmmmmmm that sus

  • @moist5523

    @moist5523

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Yesmypfpismeirl I mean if u see her ultimate she looks like a demon

  • @SunnStarbornVODS
    @SunnStarbornVODS3 жыл бұрын

    CHILDE IS SO SALTY AFTER HE ASKS ABOUT ZHONGLI-

  • @xq_irw

    @xq_irw

    3 жыл бұрын

    YES LMAO

  • @ripleythecrazypuppy

    @ripleythecrazypuppy

    3 жыл бұрын

    Childe: what you think I can’t beat him? Traveler after seeing his Burst attack: very much so.

  • @geeknat8981

    @geeknat8981

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ripleythecrazypuppy Childe will become rocc

  • @BlueFHS

    @BlueFHS

    2 жыл бұрын

    Zhongli: *hurls rock with malicious intent*

  • @shoutimeruler

    @shoutimeruler

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@geeknat8981 rocc

  • @scarlettskipper9352
    @scarlettskipper93523 жыл бұрын

    Venti: _Trashes him lovingly._

  • @auntybean

    @auntybean

    3 жыл бұрын

    I feel as if Venti doesn't hate Zhongli and most likely sees him as almost family like a sibling esk type of way. But Zhongli to Venti ohhh no! 😂

  • @zitzak2794

    @zitzak2794

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@auntybean i feel like zhongli to venti is like a disappointed dad, he likes him but feels like dey kinda be dum

  • @roshniprasad4032

    @roshniprasad4032

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yep just 2 hommies

  • @stxrk70

    @stxrk70

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yo I want them to meet in the game so bad HAHA. Considering the bits and pieces we know. How Venti used to visit Zhongli bringing wine, how they used to gather in the days of the Original Seven. *_And my personal favorite in their lore:_* how Venti spent some of his years pranking Zhongli (or trying to, at least, as it's said that he was never able to successfully prank the God of Contracts, Zhongli saw right through him every time lmfao) and messing around with his work, to the point of learning and forging Zhongli's insignia/symbol, using it scare off some corrupt nobles back in Mondstadt using Rex Lapis's name (and the fact that Zhongli let him get away with it too lol!)

  • @visceralities

    @visceralities

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’d love to see them interact, they’re basically old friends, and I would assume that they’d also find a bittersweet sense of solidarity in being the last two of the original seven left

  • @reeealulu6432
    @reeealulu64323 жыл бұрын

    Zhongli: is rich Also Zhongli: hOMelEss

  • @stressedhaish69420

    @stressedhaish69420

    3 жыл бұрын

    Where did he sleep? Live?

  • @stressedhaish69420

    @stressedhaish69420

    3 жыл бұрын

    How about Venti? I think Venti also homeleß

  • @reeealulu6432

    @reeealulu6432

    3 жыл бұрын

    That means two archons are homeless lol

  • @stressedhaish69420

    @stressedhaish69420

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think Venti sleep in tree, Zhongli sleep on mountains

  • @reeealulu6432

    @reeealulu6432

    3 жыл бұрын

    Meanwhile, The Tsaritsa living in luxury lol

  • @alainbcdefghijk
    @alainbcdefghijk3 жыл бұрын

    How I think Xinyan's story went down. Zhongli heard about a new musician playing this new "rock" genre. Thinking it is somehow related to geo, he hired her to play.

  • @joshuaorejenes3671

    @joshuaorejenes3671

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Long ago just like the hearse you die to get in again. We are so far from you."

  • @xtrafries123

    @xtrafries123

    3 жыл бұрын

    Seeing how Zhongli is kind of a boomer, it might be true

  • @evelynneclipse2069

    @evelynneclipse2069

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@xtrafries123 kind of? Hes 6000+ years old

  • @Manudyne

    @Manudyne

    3 жыл бұрын

    "What do you mean rock music don't actually comes from tossing stones around??"

  • @Washingtub-senpai

    @Washingtub-senpai

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh for the love of the archons, I died hard. Hahahahahahhaa

  • @alwaysalittlered6434
    @alwaysalittlered64343 жыл бұрын

    Childe: what do you mean I’m no match for him? Zhongli: DROPS A WHOLE METEOR

  • @fedrikrose2277

    @fedrikrose2277

    3 жыл бұрын

    Childe: "Your meteor is no match for my whale"

  • @kassavfaqurizary7546

    @kassavfaqurizary7546

    3 жыл бұрын

    Zhongli : *Guyun stone forest 2.0 in the making

  • @ssduo5574

    @ssduo5574

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@fedrikrose2277 LOL. Zhongli can tank the whale. Honestly that whole boss is a joke to Zhongli now

  • @Shade45-

    @Shade45-

    3 жыл бұрын

    Big Dong Zhong??? Wha-hahaha

  • @fatuusdottore

    @fatuusdottore

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Shade45- Yesssss 😍😍😍

  • @katsuro9226
    @katsuro92263 жыл бұрын

    Xingqiu: saying Zhongli is a high profiled person He's literally your God

  • @ledexyt4917

    @ledexyt4917

    3 жыл бұрын

    and a broke one too

  • @jericdenvercoles6968

    @jericdenvercoles6968

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yato to Zhongli: You and I are not so different.

  • @gaiusx287

    @gaiusx287

    3 жыл бұрын

    not anymore I guess

  • @Wolf-bb1ex

    @Wolf-bb1ex

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@gaiusx287 he's not an archon anymore but still a god cuz he was a God before that's how he won tbe archon war and became an archon by getting gnosis after winning it and so he technically still is there God they just don't know its him

  • @akarii5179

    @akarii5179

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jericdenvercoles6968 The only difference is Zhongli is actually respected

  • @arseniozen5632
    @arseniozen56323 жыл бұрын

    that xiangling is trying to imitate zhongli's comment tho XD

  • @scarlettskipper9352

    @scarlettskipper9352

    3 жыл бұрын

    It was so cute and funny! 🤣

  • @momolol3724

    @momolol3724

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me imitating my grandpa.

  • @joserizal110

    @joserizal110

    3 жыл бұрын

    cute as hell

  • @guardianofthesky7thapostle377

    @guardianofthesky7thapostle377

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sounds like master roshi

  • @mckaeya8225

    @mckaeya8225

    3 жыл бұрын

    cute af rite?

  • @sheepbow909
    @sheepbow9092 жыл бұрын

    Everyone to Zhongli: Simping for his gentleness, straightforwardness, smartness Everyone to Venti: Strange drunk bard Venti and Zhongli to each other: *Dude you retired?*

  • @tlsma.6192

    @tlsma.6192

    2 жыл бұрын

    its funny that venti is a god lol

  • @da_riceboy161

    @da_riceboy161

    11 ай бұрын

    It’s like that Always Sunny in Philly scene, of the 2 guys seeing each other at some eatery.

  • @johnmanapol9734
    @johnmanapol97343 жыл бұрын

    zhongli's only weakness he forgets to bring mora and highly depends on others to pay for him

  • @-El.Inexperto

    @-El.Inexperto

    3 жыл бұрын

    that because the used to create mora from the void and never need to worry about carry any

  • @fork-man

    @fork-man

    3 жыл бұрын

    Funny how the anemo god is a raging alcoholic while the geo god is a broke parasite and so far the electro god seems to be a control freak

  • @johnmanapol9734

    @johnmanapol9734

    3 жыл бұрын

    May so and dendro archon is a brainiac and pryo is a rowdy lass

  • @hrpang

    @hrpang

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@fork-man Truly they represent their cultures well. Mondstadt likes their alcohol too much and Liyue is the one of the few places to go broke.

  • @misswy1u

    @misswy1u

    3 жыл бұрын

    Morax the moraless

  • @cursedshit7076
    @cursedshit70763 жыл бұрын

    Venti talking bout him: Huh what an odd blockhead

  • @seruleanade

    @seruleanade

    3 жыл бұрын

    venti: an airhead

  • @Mystielovesfnaf

    @Mystielovesfnaf

    3 жыл бұрын

    Razor talking about klee: BURNY GIRL FRICKING KILLED MY MOUNTAIN *wolf rage*

  • @ddedavid

    @ddedavid

    3 жыл бұрын

    Minecraft

  • @starlight9447

    @starlight9447

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@seruleanade lmaoo-

  • @hmmmacco2386

    @hmmmacco2386

    2 жыл бұрын

    So Baal's thunderhead?

  • @lelouchvibritannia1662
    @lelouchvibritannia16623 жыл бұрын

    Ningguang sees zhongli as a pawn meanwhile the whole osial thing that led to ningguang sacrificing the jade chamber was zhongli's plan lol

  • @wg_spiritomb

    @wg_spiritomb

    3 жыл бұрын

    Rex lapis came in her dream. Zhongli has a huge stone stele.

  • @02Junichi

    @02Junichi

    3 жыл бұрын

    Now her Lapis full of coom

  • @HowAreYou2

    @HowAreYou2

    3 жыл бұрын

    sasuga Zhongli

  • @mosesssandor

    @mosesssandor

    3 жыл бұрын

    Illusion 100

  • @raisou9750

    @raisou9750

    3 жыл бұрын

    So, Ning is now Zhongli's New Wallet, or is still Tartaglia?

  • @whatthelastpringlesees9282
    @whatthelastpringlesees92823 жыл бұрын

    Keqing: he speaks in the same old traditions as rex lapis did Zhongli: (・_・;

  • @silver5962

    @silver5962

    3 жыл бұрын

    Keqing doesn't realize

  • @zynczinc1443

    @zynczinc1443

    3 жыл бұрын

    Little did she knows

  • @morenove5882

    @morenove5882

    3 жыл бұрын

    How did she not know? after knowing Rex lapis still alive . At least doubt him

  • @Wolf-bb1ex

    @Wolf-bb1ex

    3 жыл бұрын

    (°_°;)

  • @Wolf-bb1ex

    @Wolf-bb1ex

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@morenove5882 The answer to that question is very easy She's just stupid at common logic

  • @Caitilizzie
    @Caitilizzie3 жыл бұрын

    Keqing: “He thinks in the same tired old terms as Rex Lapis did!” Hmmm... I wonder why 🤔 Maybe they’re cousins or something

  • @nhonho4071

    @nhonho4071

    3 жыл бұрын

    *nah that can’t be* ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @bestofriendo2843

    @bestofriendo2843

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ong 🤣

  • @misswy1u

    @misswy1u

    3 жыл бұрын

    That sounds totally absurd as sayin' Bruce Wayne is the Batman

  • @zunixd

    @zunixd

    3 жыл бұрын

    _As if_

  • @pakmanfirstlast5591

    @pakmanfirstlast5591

    3 жыл бұрын

    It is like dwayne johnson act same as the rock

  • @sopmodii1505
    @sopmodii15053 жыл бұрын

    I can't believe someone in Teyvat said: play rock music at my funeral And Zhongli actually called Xinyan to do it.

  • @sshk1653

    @sshk1653

    3 жыл бұрын

    Liyue people are so weird so I am totally not surprised

  • @dumbdumb8526

    @dumbdumb8526

    3 жыл бұрын

    They probably wanted something reminiscent of the geo archon, so he went OwO ‘rock moosic. Geo. Rock. Small time musician. Yes.’

  • @deathslayerx9607

    @deathslayerx9607

    2 жыл бұрын

    This takes the meme "if this doesn't play at my funeral Imma die in heaven" to another level

  • @jhibehhhkkooo6t99

    @jhibehhhkkooo6t99

    Жыл бұрын

    plot twist:it was his own funeral 👁️👄👁️💅

  • @aoitakumi9081

    @aoitakumi9081

    Жыл бұрын

    More like Zhongli is a boomer and didn't actually know what rock music is😂

  • @mugetsu5593
    @mugetsu55933 жыл бұрын

    Imagine if zhongli and diluc just knew each other

  • @masterdementer

    @masterdementer

    3 жыл бұрын

    Those two have one of the best voices will be much fun

  • @theweedeater1842

    @theweedeater1842

    3 жыл бұрын

    probably later in the story

  • @badreedinedjellali1328

    @badreedinedjellali1328

    3 жыл бұрын

    zhongli: breaths me: instant sleep

  • @jjpepper7071

    @jjpepper7071

    3 жыл бұрын

    Zhongli did throw shade on Angel’s Share when he invited the traveler to eat at Third Round Knockout

  • @elpyroholic

    @elpyroholic

    3 жыл бұрын

    *insert Jojo vs Dio meme*

  • @hyperwatch721
    @hyperwatch7213 жыл бұрын

    Liyue: modeled after ancient China Xinyan, a citizen of Liyue: Howdy pardner!

  • @baldwinivofjerusalem47

    @baldwinivofjerusalem47

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @biggsbutts3755

    @biggsbutts3755

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yea I never really understood why she was southern, but considering her genre of music is from Fontaine maybe she adopted the accent from there?

  • @ps6952

    @ps6952

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@biggsbutts3755 i thought you said fortnite instead of fontaine ohhhmfodsfjhsfjyadyjsdyj help.

  • @KyleneZ

    @KyleneZ

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@biggsbutts3755 Maybe her accent is supposed to imitate someone with a dialect or someone from the country?

  • @finnheisenheim8274

    @finnheisenheim8274

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@biggsbutts3755 Shouldn't she have a french accent instead? Fotaine is suppose to resemble france

  • @stronkabby2350
    @stronkabby23503 жыл бұрын

    *C E O* of *G E O*

  • @valerieanimagus6230

    @valerieanimagus6230

    3 жыл бұрын

    AYYEEE-

  • @-Four-

    @-Four-

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ee8786 it's pretty overused

  • @tanjirokamado8845

    @tanjirokamado8845

    3 жыл бұрын

    Someone literally in game called that

  • @katplays4976

    @katplays4976

    2 жыл бұрын

    BORN IN YEAR 12

  • @vxy.5393

    @vxy.5393

    2 жыл бұрын

    Zhang li

  • @despacitojr2206
    @despacitojr22063 жыл бұрын

    I like how venti pronounces zhongli as "john Lee"

  • @starlight9447

    @starlight9447

    3 жыл бұрын

    Always hear it -

  • @ivex5942

    @ivex5942

    3 жыл бұрын

    But the way Venti said it is closer is the correct pronounciation.

  • @xq_irw

    @xq_irw

    3 жыл бұрын

    LMAO-

  • @cutepinkyo

    @cutepinkyo

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's the closest someone got to pronouncing it right lol

  • @type2936

    @type2936

    2 жыл бұрын

    lmao the captions killed me

  • @ultracombo764
    @ultracombo7643 жыл бұрын

    Childe: OONGA BOONGA THIS MAN STRONK I MUST ATTAC

  • @bananaboi100

    @bananaboi100

    3 жыл бұрын

    this comment made my day

  • @Celeste-hu2yu

    @Celeste-hu2yu

    3 жыл бұрын

    Holy shit I legit laughed out loud

  • @user-ho3uu4sn4p

    @user-ho3uu4sn4p

    3 жыл бұрын

    PLEASE 💀

  • @sandilasarus9665

    @sandilasarus9665

    3 жыл бұрын

    LOL

  • @Kick_bbg

    @Kick_bbg

    3 жыл бұрын

    this made scream in lowercase of how funny it is

  • @noahjose5582
    @noahjose55823 жыл бұрын

    nobody: everybody describing zhongli: "oh, that dude from the wangshung funeral parlor?"

  • @firepuppies4086

    @firepuppies4086

    3 жыл бұрын

    He learned from a good man.

  • @Akira-dc7is

    @Akira-dc7is

    2 жыл бұрын

    Not dude. 🎇Gentleman🎇

  • @luppy8974

    @luppy8974

    2 жыл бұрын

    He's not a dude. He's a man

  • @burnt-outpotatoes6907
    @burnt-outpotatoes69073 жыл бұрын

    Childe seems awfully interested 🤔

  • @anumber7216

    @anumber7216

    3 жыл бұрын

    I mean when you’re a battle hungry guy, meeting a man who was once a mighty god would be certainly intriguing.

  • @burnt-outpotatoes6907

    @burnt-outpotatoes6907

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@anumber7216 definitely xD

  • @theweedeater1842

    @theweedeater1842

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@anumber7216 Especially if that god is one of the oldest of all the gods

  • @yusaika

    @yusaika

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@theweedeater1842 And also part of the last two original archons who won the brutal archon war

  • @Manudyne

    @Manudyne

    3 жыл бұрын

    He wants Zhongli's "rock pillar" 😏

  • @nanaba9811
    @nanaba98113 жыл бұрын

    Xinyan: "I play Rock Music" Zhongli: ...Rocks..yes..

  • @Victorerr

    @Victorerr

    3 жыл бұрын

    LOL

  • @hirumaiya

    @hirumaiya

    3 жыл бұрын

    “I will have order!” *rock earrape plays while he drops a fuckingn planet from the sky*

  • @ragnaroktheguywithcomputerhead

    @ragnaroktheguywithcomputerhead

    2 жыл бұрын

    Laughing hard*

  • @zhongli8248
    @zhongli82483 жыл бұрын

    It is quite strange to hear about oneself's in comments from others.

  • @user-ej3ts3kx7z

    @user-ej3ts3kx7z

    3 жыл бұрын

    (O○O) Zhongli!! ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @ningguang7203

    @ningguang7203

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hii

  • @pedrowolffenbuttel9763

    @pedrowolffenbuttel9763

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hi daddy

  • @scarlettskipper9352

    @scarlettskipper9352

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ah, hello, Mr. Zhongli. How are you?

  • @zhongli8248

    @zhongli8248

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@scarlettskipper9352 Hello, my dear. I have been well, thank you for asking. Might I ask how you have been in return?

  • @CringeForImDontai
    @CringeForImDontai3 жыл бұрын

    Bro, I've called him "Thicc daddy Schlongli" so many times I accidentally said to my friend "Bro, should I roll for Schlongli one more time to max him out?"

  • @wonder2927

    @wonder2927

    3 жыл бұрын

    long dong zhongli

  • @lucabun

    @lucabun

    3 жыл бұрын

    I unironically call him Schlongli, too. I can’t stop simping for that archon cake

  • @CringeForImDontai

    @CringeForImDontai

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@lucabun Yeah, but hey. He's the CEO of GEO for a reason. I know damn well if Schlongli opened a bakery, he'd put Diluc's winery out a business with all that cake.

  • @lucabun

    @lucabun

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@CringeForImDontai Amen.

  • @dimyell

    @dimyell

    3 жыл бұрын

    If you've wasted money on the rest of his constellations, you might as well Throw out the last 200 quid.

  • @dragonmastertheedgeking1595
    @dragonmastertheedgeking15953 жыл бұрын

    I don't know Xinyan, I would want Rock music at my funeral

  • @theweedeater1842

    @theweedeater1842

    3 жыл бұрын

    as a giant massive metal and rock fan, im fine with that, or sea shanties

  • @afellowhuman8944

    @afellowhuman8944

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@theweedeater1842 speaking of sea shanties, have you heard of the song Wellerman?

  • @akob108

    @akob108

    3 жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @iamsoup_official1

    @iamsoup_official1

    3 жыл бұрын

    Xinyan is a cinnamon roll

  • @hamper6511

    @hamper6511

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@theweedeater1842 oh i bid farewell to the port and the land

  • @halcyonactual7602
    @halcyonactual76023 жыл бұрын

    Xinyan: rock Zhongli: *YOU'RE HIRED*

  • @superertert

    @superertert

    11 ай бұрын

    bit underrated comment

  • @breeze9868
    @breeze98683 жыл бұрын

    Zhongli's POV of Childe: M O R A

  • @bucket6390

    @bucket6390

    3 жыл бұрын

    Zhongli: Hi wallet- I mean Childe

  • @sunburst3476

    @sunburst3476

    3 жыл бұрын

    w a l l e t

  • @jillrinrin2243

    @jillrinrin2243

    3 жыл бұрын

    ATM

  • @vin07_11

    @vin07_11

    2 жыл бұрын

    m o r a

  • @rayofmoonlight8652

    @rayofmoonlight8652

    2 жыл бұрын

    I STG THESE COMMENTS

  • @umiku5899
    @umiku58993 жыл бұрын

    I actually had a dream that zhongli was my online math teacher and whoever is one minute late he’d delete the zoom call link so they couldn’t enter and would upload a video scolding everyone about manners and being late .

  • @estivensosa75

    @estivensosa75

    3 жыл бұрын

    Would like to dream something similar to that as well.

  • @meowbtch6981

    @meowbtch6981

    3 жыл бұрын

    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT

  • @Lightningstrike1220

    @Lightningstrike1220

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm not sure if I'd be upset with that dream.

  • @ramonemiliogomezjorge8557

    @ramonemiliogomezjorge8557

    3 жыл бұрын

    Nice dream

  • @sewerweed5674

    @sewerweed5674

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'd love to dream of him as well.

  • @kaiser8773
    @kaiser87733 жыл бұрын

    >Xinyan line Zhongli what the funk?!

  • @ShaneSDCR

    @ShaneSDCR

    3 жыл бұрын

    Archon of Geo. Geo = Earth/Rock 'Rock' music any questions?

  • @kaiser8773

    @kaiser8773

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ShaneSDCR Yes

  • @ShaneSDCR

    @ShaneSDCR

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kaiser8773 ask away bro

  • @captainblue5096

    @captainblue5096

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ShaneSDCR *proceeds to not ask away*

  • @Washingtub-senpai

    @Washingtub-senpai

    3 жыл бұрын

    Xinyan: Zhongli: Me: well, she's not wrong.

  • @TheNerfer
    @TheNerfer3 жыл бұрын

    Come on, Ningguang. It's obvious that his weakness is the fact that he's never got any money.

  • @diaplatinum1030

    @diaplatinum1030

    3 жыл бұрын

    Zhongli doesn't need ningguang he has childe

  • @nosilla_1

    @nosilla_1

    2 жыл бұрын

    old gramps is now a poor gramps

  • @min3bubblegum
    @min3bubblegum3 жыл бұрын

    Ningguang, my girl. The man has no such things as ' weaknesses'. Except for one... Make him buy something. There's a 99% chance of him not having a single Mora on him.

  • @JayneCJX

    @JayneCJX

    3 жыл бұрын

    He still manages to buy things by footing the bill to someone else. No one can resist paying for him

  • @Wolf-bb1ex

    @Wolf-bb1ex

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@JayneCJX With charm like that who can resist him?

  • @patience1926

    @patience1926

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol that still isn’t a weakness. Because he has simps all over the place ready to pay for him on demand. Truly the strongest Archon. 😝

  • @kursor52

    @kursor52

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ningguang can cover for that weakness very easily.

  • @masterdementer
    @masterdementer3 жыл бұрын

    Venti does care about Zhongli as a friend even tho he might seem lazy.

  • @ladynoname3621

    @ladynoname3621

    3 жыл бұрын

    Like Pompompurin :3

  • @PrincessMoshi_

    @PrincessMoshi_

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ladynoname3621 I'm not even gonna say anything about this

  • @nwhxbbs8703

    @nwhxbbs8703

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well, technically. Zhongli is probably ventis grandpa age 🤣

  • @Salazuki

    @Salazuki

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@nwhxbbs8703 You know Venti is one of the original seven as well right ? Him and Zhongli both old asf. It just happens to be that Venti is in a younger mortal body, that’s all.

  • @nwhxbbs8703

    @nwhxbbs8703

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Salazuki I know bruh. Zhongli is older than venti and he is probably more than a hundred years old which is basically grandpa age. Get the joke god damn it

  • @Mat69420k
    @Mat69420k3 жыл бұрын

    Zongli: **Exist** **Everyone liked that**

  • @Aan-kun
    @Aan-kun3 жыл бұрын

    I'm gonna start calling zhongli "the gentleman from the wangsheng funeral parlor" from now on.

  • @soba1180
    @soba11803 жыл бұрын

    "If he were more of an original thinker" Girl if only you knew

  • @Wolf-bb1ex

    @Wolf-bb1ex

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ikr poor keqing is clueless about who he really is 😂

  • @Corviidei

    @Corviidei

    2 жыл бұрын

    Keqing be like “”free thinkers” when Rex Lapis speaks:”

  • @ELeeHamm

    @ELeeHamm

    2 жыл бұрын

    "He thinks too much like Rex Lapis" Funny story...

  • @jakthesac5175
    @jakthesac51753 жыл бұрын

    Childe: I need to fight zhongli to forgive him Zhongli: wdym we still get drinks together and- Childe: no. We fight now.

  • @ELeeHamm

    @ELeeHamm

    2 жыл бұрын

    Their dynamic reminds me of that one Vine: "Jerry... Jerry... I want you to fuck me, Jerry! FUCK ME!!!!"

  • @matty1214
    @matty12143 жыл бұрын

    Venti: Am I likely to get blown away? Zhongli: *T H I S I S O R D E R*

  • @ningguang7203
    @ningguang72033 жыл бұрын

    One day, Mr. Zhongli.. One day

  • @shirokagami7539

    @shirokagami7539

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hey...i think mr.zhongil is just rex lapis becase his just a boomer

  • @zhonglipillar3966

    @zhonglipillar3966

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@shirokagami7539

  • @shirokagami7539

    @shirokagami7539

    3 жыл бұрын

    Did i pissed you off or something old man?

  • @supremesauce2047

    @supremesauce2047

    3 жыл бұрын

    Shipped from Jade chamber

  • @mosesssandor

    @mosesssandor

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@supremesauce2047 From the depths of the sea

  • @tartnouveau3652
    @tartnouveau36523 жыл бұрын

    Lol Venti knows Zhongli has no tolerance for his alcoholism

  • @Traveller281

    @Traveller281

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well, "Later, the stone replied. It dabbed its face with a handkerchief, saying: "Your performance was indeed unmatched throughout the land. But the next time you get drunk and pour wine on my head, I shall be quite angry." is an ACTUAL item description in the game so can you blame him?

  • @kerokero9458

    @kerokero9458

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Traveller281 Which one?

  • @Traveller281

    @Traveller281

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@kerokero9458 Wings of Shimmering Galaxy! =D Event exclusive wind glider from the anniversary concert. (Speaking of this item description, specifically about Zhongli and Venti cause there is a lot in this story, it also states that the bard sang after the Archon War because "For he knew that someone must heal the hurts of the world". And so he went to the stone twice, the second instance of which is the one in the comment above. But about the first time it says "Nor did the stones answer save the falling drops of water." ...Does this mean Zhongli just cried? If so, I think someone needs a hug...)

  • @stxrk70
    @stxrk703 жыл бұрын

    VENTI'S LINE lol i just KNOW he intends to poke fun at Zhongli during that visit he's planning on, but immediately backtracked to check if Zhongli can still kick his ass if Venti manages to piss him off (which he probably will). They're just good senior citizen bros.. Mihoyo pls let them reunite.

  • @patience1926

    @patience1926

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Olivia there are few things I’m quite sure about happening if they all do meet: -Everyone will respect Zhongli -Everyone will get pissed off by Venti -They will drink Osmanthus Wine together -Chaos will likely erupt the moment Venti gets under nerves of other Archons. -Finally the day would end with-Zhongli: I WILL HAVE ORDER.

  • @meteorstarthearcher5350

    @meteorstarthearcher5350

    Жыл бұрын

    @@patience1926 Zhongli, beating the ass of a local bard:

  • @guessnot23

    @guessnot23

    9 ай бұрын

    I swear venti is the only one that maanhe to piss of the calm king of stone😂

  • @sariel1394
    @sariel13943 жыл бұрын

    So Zhongli invite xinyan to play rock music at the funeral Gotta say that is a lit funeral

  • @eri-chan1943
    @eri-chan19432 жыл бұрын

    Venti about Zhongli: What a blockhead haha, I'll visit him soon Zhongli about Venti: That drunk good-for-nothing lame bard is a mistake

  • @Fukei_Mono
    @Fukei_Mono3 жыл бұрын

    Zhongli legit thought that "rock music" has something to do with the Geo element and funeral ceremonies. Lol.

  • @badreedinedjellali1328
    @badreedinedjellali13283 жыл бұрын

    child: tell me how is zhongliy is doing me: he's still poor

  • @kzwei2
    @kzwei22 жыл бұрын

    I love how there are two broke archons in tevyat and both aren’t recognised by their people even funnier is that one archon used to be able to literally mint money

  • @ASceND_3d
    @ASceND_3d3 жыл бұрын

    Xiangling is just a good girl, she is awesome

  • @ceysh

    @ceysh

    3 жыл бұрын

    i like her aaaaaahh

  • @zemaralucious
    @zemaralucious2 жыл бұрын

    Fun Fact: Zhongli would be the best history teacher.

  • @ericaarcadia7178

    @ericaarcadia7178

    2 жыл бұрын

    I would probably fall asleep with that hypnotizing voice

  • @zemaralucious

    @zemaralucious

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@ericaarcadia7178 for but that essay afterwards would be worth it

  • @kassavfaqurizary7546
    @kassavfaqurizary75463 жыл бұрын

    Keqing : He thinks the same as old Rex Lapis Zhongli : Well, he's me!

  • @r-thur5847
    @r-thur58473 жыл бұрын

    Imagine their faces when they know that he is the Geo Archon.

  • @anastasija1309
    @anastasija13093 жыл бұрын

    Venti: He’s a blockhead But I’ve gotten him a gift Is he strong? Plz tell me he’s not strong

  • @danijellino1921
    @danijellino19212 жыл бұрын

    I love how literally everyone calls him a Gentleman. PS: I love the interaction he had with Xinyan. Like my man was just walking around trying to learn and experience something new and almost had a Rock Concert at a Funeral 😂😂😂

  • @pp-dw6cy
    @pp-dw6cy Жыл бұрын

    Ningguang: he’s useless to me until I find out his weaknesses *well Ningguang, it’s actually the other way around, as he is you god*

  • @amaaljappie6911
    @amaaljappie69113 жыл бұрын

    Well Venti that better be Osmanthus wine cuz ZhongLi is looking for those who share he memories he wouldn't take anything else

  • @karinad4996
    @karinad49963 жыл бұрын

    Zhongli’s opinion about zhongli lol

  • @moraelity
    @moraelity2 жыл бұрын

    Ningguang: I need to know their weaknesses Zhongli: *OSMANTHIS WINE-*

  • @1middy
    @1middy3 жыл бұрын

    Keqing: He thinks in the same tired old terms as rex lapis did Me: well damn, thas crazy Because uuuh well um you see he uh...uuuuuuuhh

  • @PrincessMoshi_

    @PrincessMoshi_

    3 жыл бұрын

    *SMACK* SHHHH DONT SAY IT ITS A SECRET!

  • @Sky-oo2ij
    @Sky-oo2ij3 жыл бұрын

    Venti is that one person who will talk trash about you behind your back wether you're weak or not, but he'd probably die out of panic first before you kill him if you find out, just like he did to Zhongli.

  • @harikubrc5444
    @harikubrc54443 жыл бұрын

    Ngl ik its not possible but id somehow love to hear the diluc and the rest talk about zhongli

  • @dankmemes7729

    @dankmemes7729

    3 жыл бұрын

    very low chance because they are in different regiond and have not interacted with each other in the story

  • @mahamadawad1428
    @mahamadawad1428 Жыл бұрын

    Keqing: he speaks in the same old traditions as rex lapis did Zhongli: of course i know him he's me

  • @deasesed_4363
    @deasesed_43633 жыл бұрын

    Venti: kindly shits on him

  • @atamisirli3620
    @atamisirli36203 жыл бұрын

    Xinyan: how is my music appropriate for a funeral? Me: IDK aren't you play Death Metal or something?

  • @beileisoup
    @beileisoup3 жыл бұрын

    Keqing: "He thinks in the same tired ol' terms like Rex Lapis did" Oh if only you knew

  • @kanji2237
    @kanji22372 жыл бұрын

    Venti is still traumatized by Zhongli throwing mountains at him💀

  • @willowidontknow
    @willowidontknow3 жыл бұрын

    Lmao I love how venti calls him a bLoCkHeAd 🤣🤣🤣

  • @alexdavidreyeseucedae.t5219
    @alexdavidreyeseucedae.t52193 жыл бұрын

    Venti Be Like BLOCKHEAD

  • @yumikosoup
    @yumikosoup3 жыл бұрын

    Zhongli: Literal god Also Zhongli: broke

  • @grimoire930
    @grimoire9302 жыл бұрын

    Xiangling’s impression of Zhongli’s just beautiful

  • @hybrid9791
    @hybrid97913 жыл бұрын

    Even though no one knows his true identity, everyone still looks up to him

  • @cassiopeiastalactites
    @cassiopeiastalactites3 жыл бұрын

    Venti: *There goes the crackhead that I see each morning~*

  • @magsstuff
    @magsstuff2 жыл бұрын

    The fact that Zhongli only sees Venti as a drunkard but Venti sees him as a blockhead but still wants to visit him and would even bring a gift if he did so

  • @smthnbatey
    @smthnbatey3 жыл бұрын

    Xiangling imitating Zhongli sounds like me trying to speak in a deep voice Edit: voice* not vocie deadass (I'm the deadass btw)

  • @moonhall
    @moonhall3 жыл бұрын

    Ventis comments hit harder after knowing indepth zhongli lore-

  • @thefistofgenderequality6069
    @thefistofgenderequality60693 жыл бұрын

    No one : Caption : "John Lee"

  • @bolognee8898
    @bolognee88983 жыл бұрын

    Chongyun sounds like he likes the thought of murder

  • @ciloiswierd2848
    @ciloiswierd28482 жыл бұрын

    Childe: "What do you mean I'm no match for him?" Zhongli's burst:

  • @kai-gm9re
    @kai-gm9re3 жыл бұрын

    awwww childe :( ihope we get a quest in the future where we can see zhongli and childe reconcile

  • @SIRHOPP3R
    @SIRHOPP3R3 жыл бұрын

    Xiangling’s is so adorable.

  • @ballinbalgruuf8198
    @ballinbalgruuf81982 жыл бұрын

    Eng dub Zhongli sound like he wants to ask if I get to the could district often

  • @NishantKumar-rq2ln
    @NishantKumar-rq2ln3 жыл бұрын

    Childe overestimating himself😂😂 I am a childe main

  • @theweedeater1842

    @theweedeater1842

    3 жыл бұрын

    hows it like waiting for your elemental skill to recharge?

  • @mustafakurocak5274

    @mustafakurocak5274

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@theweedeater1842 pain

  • @selth8996

    @selth8996

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@theweedeater1842 aim shots go brr

  • @venti9925

    @venti9925

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@theweedeater1842 It's literally not even that bad. If you keep him on the field for more than 10 seconds, you're just a bad player LOL.

  • @venti9925

    @venti9925

    3 жыл бұрын

    P.s I don't even like Childe. So this isn't coming from a place of butthurt. 💀

  • @p0p765
    @p0p7652 жыл бұрын

    Venti: That old block head... Zhongli: You little...

  • @lyxnyte9239
    @lyxnyte92393 жыл бұрын

    100% agree with Zhonglis veiw on life, and how things work. Too bad everyone in the real world acts selfishly, seemingly without regard for who gets hurt, or even how wrong their actions are.

  • @radioactivedynamite

    @radioactivedynamite

    3 жыл бұрын

    People favor freedom over security, yet there is a lack of discipline in many to uphold responsibility to bring about much of that peace. I too find Zhonglis way of life to be more comforting, and understanding.

  • @lyxnyte9239

    @lyxnyte9239

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@radioactivedynamite Yeah, sadly that is true. I can't possibly agree more.

  • @fbiagent3998

    @fbiagent3998

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@radioactivedynamite I feel like I saw you somewhere else 🤔

  • @thetele8646

    @thetele8646

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@radioactivedynamite I agree very much, that's why I'm not a particularly big fan of Venti and oh freedom this and that, freedom is such an abstract concept that so many people will kill others for which is honestly sad.

  • @maalikserebryakov

    @maalikserebryakov

    Жыл бұрын

    @@thetele8646 why do you hate freedom

  • @PanFriedWeegee
    @PanFriedWeegee3 жыл бұрын

    Keqing: “he thought of the same way Rex lapis did” *_oh boy_*

  • @sun9_9
    @sun9_93 жыл бұрын

    Zhongli the Archon of Harem

  • @orientphoenix
    @orientphoenix3 жыл бұрын

    Has anyone notice both nigguang ang kequing have their eyes on zhongli thinking he’s an useful asistant/pawn to help them achive their goals? No respect for the devine at all :v.

  • @bongcloudopening5404

    @bongcloudopening5404

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well to be fair they have no idea that he is the Geo Archon But oh boy if only they knew

  • @PrincessMoshi_
    @PrincessMoshi_3 жыл бұрын

    lmao venti knows my man's true identity and is just trashing him lovingly

  • @NoNo-ch6il
    @NoNo-ch6il3 жыл бұрын

    Man, looks like Beidou wanna try the big dong zhong😂😂

  • @hannemanisunderrated5610
    @hannemanisunderrated56102 жыл бұрын

    Xiangling imitating Zhongli gotta be one of the funniest thing I heard today

  • @sky_tricks_ya6823
    @sky_tricks_ya68233 жыл бұрын

    Keqing: his mindset is too traditional, still with the same old ways of rex lapis, if only he was an original thinker Aether/Lumine, Signora, Childe, Paimon, and Venti: yeah- i wish too

  • @jokeyell7579
    @jokeyell75792 жыл бұрын

    The first time i heard Xiangling voiceline talking about Zhongli i thought she said ''death'' instead of ''depth'' 😂

  • @Yuki-fj3he
    @Yuki-fj3he3 жыл бұрын

    klee: Zhongli is the best! me: yes klee! Mr Zhongli is the best! Im way to inlove with that man- 👁️👄👁️

  • @XxPurpleButterfliesxX
    @XxPurpleButterfliesxX3 жыл бұрын

    CHILDE MADE A WHOLE SPEECH ABOUT ZHONGLI I-

  • @Genopie
    @Genopie2 жыл бұрын

    Zhongli brought a rock artist to a funeral.

  • @Casid2
    @Casid2 Жыл бұрын

    Zhongli and Venti are like Diluc and Kaeya , they don't seem to get along on the outside but are close on the inside.

  • @yvaihrts
    @yvaihrts2 жыл бұрын

    "Am i likely to get blown away?" This is the best one 😭✋

  • @ninan271
    @ninan2712 жыл бұрын

    "old blockhead" 🕴️

  • @Bonnieteehee
    @Bonnieteehee3 жыл бұрын

    Didn’t know Zhongli was voiced by hawk moth 😳

  • @rekitoaimi9445

    @rekitoaimi9445

    3 жыл бұрын

    What

  • @outrundoubtrun-lemonadeart682

    @outrundoubtrun-lemonadeart682

    3 жыл бұрын

    ik this is a joke but ill just put this in. _Zhongli is voiced by Keith Silverstein. 🙂_

  • @X_x_ShadowGaming_x_X
    @X_x_ShadowGaming_x_X2 жыл бұрын

    While he way not be the strongest Archon "anymore", he quite literally has started the beginning of a world wide economic collapse.

  • @cakey6636
    @cakey6636 Жыл бұрын

    Childe’s two voice lines are just pre-relationship and post-breakup

  • @keiishere511
    @keiishere5112 жыл бұрын

    Xinyan's story is kinda cute, how she's just got excited and sounded so happy

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