Thanks to Branchy for the metronome 😂 branchyprotection.com

@PedroRubiobanquetesour

9 ай бұрын

7😊

@AlminIbrakovic-eh3xh

9 ай бұрын

😮 wow

@user-rj2de8fp8d

9 ай бұрын

Вел изобрели лет 200 назад! Но сколько будет жить человечество, столько и будут его усовершенствовать !

@MyCrepu

8 ай бұрын

C'est quoi comme marque de vélo ?

@ChannelZeroOne

7 ай бұрын

Dont even know why i bother to watch or comment on your stuff. The one thing that matters to me you stopped doing... As long as I have a $10,000 brick cuz bosch is an a hole. I will hate them and anyone who supports their unethical behavior. As far as I am concerned you are a sell out... Screw Bosch and screw you for supporting their anti consumerism.

As someone with mechanical sympathy. Yeah in my nightmares!

@dennyismiwijaya7827

9 ай бұрын

😘Y😮

@NoOne-ef7yu

7 ай бұрын

Standard procedure. Every good manufacturer tortures what they design. It's to make sure the stuff holds up in the field.

@mundodatv359

7 ай бұрын

❤

@ryonaicorp

4 ай бұрын

It’s a main company that produces running gear for bikes but also aftermarket upgrade parts, they test thier parts in all sorts of ways don’t be too sad, they were born to die lol

@jamesgizasson

3 ай бұрын

​@@ryonaicorp Weren't we all, though? Great... now my head is quoting Wolf's Rain. X3

Any song containing the word “ship” is a hit across eastern Canada. A couple beers and and mention of an old boat will get a whole town clapping stomping and singing.

@koolmotor420

9 ай бұрын

❤

@Xan_xrave

9 ай бұрын

What is name song?

@TokenTombstone

8 ай бұрын

DaRude Sandstorm @@Xan_xrave

@Xan_xrave

8 ай бұрын

@@TokenTombstone 🤬

@TokenTombstone

8 ай бұрын

Not the result you were looking for? lol try 'wellerman' longest johns @@Xan_xrave

*hits derailleur with 20tons of force* *gets a small scratch* German engineers: hmm ok this is a little weaker than the rest

@Aka.Aka.

4 күн бұрын

german engineers are getting bad at cars though this past decade

This is how (mostly German) companies are testing their high quality products using robots doing programmed motions and than I got some "time-traveller" customers who are able to make their bikes look yearly older monthly. 😅

@mangobot92

9 ай бұрын

That's because the robot is doing a controlled motion which it's been designed for and the bike has been adequately prepared for through this trial and error method. However it doesn't account for customers who will not do motions perfectly they won't whack a certain part with a certain amount of force they won't push it in or down exactly right. As such the designed points Wear out and soon the bike is just a regular bike with scratches to hell and back

@BiggestRedditor

7 ай бұрын

Every white country has been testing things using robots for awhile now.

@gaza4543

7 ай бұрын

what? german companies? this is product testing 101. Any product released has to undergo tests like this to pass local legislation, its part of how they receive there CE mark. When working at ICI we would have thousands of products being tested, Kodak printers printing 24/7 in hot and cold conditions simulated in chambers, they did this to failure. Heck, we used to drop test packaging from 3 meters high. There is nothing strange about these stress tests.

@WEAREDERBY1884

6 ай бұрын

And because my German friends do things properly 👍

@LoneWanderer905

5 ай бұрын

yeah lmao there's only product testing and QA on Germany, sure, uhuh.

Meanwhile all my friends riding SRAM go click click Tink Tink clunk clunk, while I shift my Shimano and no one even hears me change my gears. Hey that rhymes!

@chadwells7562

6 ай бұрын

😂 Why do you think they push 1x so hard? Couldn’t make a front shifter worth a sheit

@robertkoleczko3987

5 ай бұрын

Since 1993, the Shimano XTR shifting feeling was the Non plus ultra! Every Gear was a clearly noticeable, but gentle loud " Click", and you were shifting smooth through your complete Cassette! Well, and with the gear range of 3 x 8 or 9, almonst every customer could ride up and down a mountain, without an E-Motor. Nowadays, SRAM shifting is rough, hard rastering, almost archaic, and all the hobby riders who are not as sporty spicy as a Pro, can't afford or achieve even the lowest summit of garbage mountain, with the fancy 1 x 12😜😁😁😁😁 At least, some electrical motor is pushing the derailleur with the chain against the Cassette ( some call it " shifting") and the newest shiting group, you don't have any option, to adjust it, or what were this adjusting screws for😁😁😁❓

@leechbg4144

5 ай бұрын

😂

@quattro2004

3 ай бұрын

BS

@user-ke9yk5qp3u

3 ай бұрын

@@quattro2004 ahh poor boo boo Sram fan feelings hurt?

Bike slapping machine

So why doesn’t it work after a few seasons sitting in a garage 😅

@fbabarbe430

9 ай бұрын

Right maintenance. It is not a householdtool.

@666marq

8 ай бұрын

Because it's been tested like that and worn out lol

@marcfavell

8 ай бұрын

​@@666marqthey they don't use them parts after testing though

@666marq

8 ай бұрын

@@marcfavell really? so they're selling untested parts, too bad.

@andersniemann6245

7 ай бұрын

Because they are tested under ideal conditions and not combined with som genius powerwashing there bike every ride with a deathray of 10000 bar presureized water…

I have seen this, yes. Industry standard for design validation in development process. All you buy from a good brand has been tested to specific standards.

@dogbog99

7 ай бұрын

Oh yes oh yes sir indeed

@BleakVision

7 ай бұрын

Yeah, crap is gonna last you until shortly after the first rain.

People buy phone for the camera....now you buy bicycle for the song...

SRAM... takes a beating and keeps not shifting :o

@codyneitte9801

9 ай бұрын

Lmfaooo😂

@turbolevo8703

9 ай бұрын

Wrong.

@HeKpoHoMuKoH

2 ай бұрын

Works well even in Siberia, in winter..) Even -20 degrees (Celsius) Mechanical SRAM Rival 1, and electronic SRAM GX AXS.

I watched it 16 times

@Jon_Slow

7 ай бұрын

I already lost count, this shanty is very catchy. And I guess it's by design

@mikemurphy5898

3 ай бұрын

Lol... I hated the song. To each their own I guess

@charlesgeorge8111

Ай бұрын

friend of our uncle viewed a movie as many times, 'why so many times!', 'she bathes under a tank, a train arrives', at least the train arrive late one time, I thought', the movie's got to be '100 rifles' with Raquel Welch,

Need some Next level gaming chairs 😂 ,, ,, testing bang machine tester. BANG BANG BANG FIRE IN A HOLE.

Waiting for an album

What is the name of the rear derailleur protection shown in the video?

@No_ReGretzky99

Ай бұрын

Money 💵😂😂😂😂😂

@FlAnKeR027

Ай бұрын

@@No_ReGretzky99 ?

@galaxiedance3135

Ай бұрын

When you finish your Peanut Butter, take the lid, shape it a bit and zip tie it to the frame... bam... you've made your own.

@FlAnKeR027

Ай бұрын

@@galaxiedance3135 heh

@davidchung5643

18 күн бұрын

The Derailleur protector 😂 sorry

yo quisiera una bicicleta así pero con mi sueldo creo nunca la tendre

So what instrument do you play? The Rear Derailleur.

@koolmotor420

9 ай бұрын

Fresh_+

Настоящий профессиональный подход!

Where is Shimano🤣🤣🤣

I can still tell a SRAM testing lab when I see one after being out of the bike tech scene for 10 years 😂

Yeh, none of this happens in the E13 factory. 💩

Bike - dream Price - nightmare

Nice tempo. In the meantime, Shimano's Torture Squad is making similar sounds but with an endless death metal tune.

This must’ve taken like 12 hours to edit 😂 Well done!

Excellent this video and mountain bike😢😮😅😊

Сначало продают, а потом проверяют😂

It's called quality dumped test, it electronics called quality burned test, and another said MTBF (means time between failure) in testing for strength, solid substance and sharp in shape .....

Love the song. Perfect for testing. Love bike gear!!! 😃

SRAM got inspired by Ikea chair puncher 💀

You need a drummer bro dude let's do it 😂

No wonder why when you get a bike the gears aint setup properly 😂

@Thomas-vm4vd

9 ай бұрын

no

@WhenAllTheWarmthLeavesUs

9 ай бұрын

exactly

I can guarantee that derailleur guard would stand no chance against my riding style😂

Music teacher: what instrument do you play? Me: bike

All these tests, and in the end, the first fall, the bike and the parts break😅😅

Yo les hago el favor de probar la calidad en campo !!!😅😅

Enough KZread for today and It is the First Video after ma sleep 😂😂

This is genius😂😂😂

Bicycles are designed so lightweight that reliability is poor compared with cars. Nothing you can do about that without returning to the old days of 3-speed hubs and rod brakes on steel frames.

@HabbAchmad-rc8bl

8 ай бұрын

Friend's, it's you can also compare your dressed, underwear with your skin and surface ....

Bro my tourney would die from 3 hits

I like this , great art! You are artist!

Make one to Protect sideways impact.

Sram is the Nokia of Cycling groupsets hahahaha

POWER BY SRAMMMMM

Hi bro How much it is It's available

C’est pas une raison valable de mettre les vélos à 10000€

Just buy Campag, you know it won'y wear out! I have 1951 Gran Sport still working perfectly. 😂

I think Nokia made this

A:Whats your job? Sram: smackin expensive things

As a Quality Engineer, Design Verication/Environmental Testing is my life!

What instrument do you play? Sram.

Yes, its called quality assurance

Жду полный выпуск этого клипа. 😂

Самокаты захватят мир!!!😊

If they want some durability testing done they can give 1 to my 11 yr old that has gotten addicted to trail riding...now my old ass can barely keep up.

The derailer guard is smart ngl

@serdicz

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

Netflix: Are You still watching?

Saw this in Ikea, testing their furniture

How much does this bike cost?

Testing is the best

Machine testing gave rise to the phrase - "Real world testing"......

POV when manufacturing: ....... POV after purchasing: My gear assembly came out after a feature fell on top of it.

Watching this makes me want a new bike.

Strangely cathartic

ВЫСШЕЕ ТЕХНИЧЕСКОЕ КАЧЕСТВО, БОЖЕ КАК ЖЕ Я ХОЧУ ТАКОЙ ❤

Высчитывают толщину металла, чтобы отказало точно по истечению гарантии.

Lmao bro 😂 nice touch

No, this is another level.

کتنی قیمت ہے محترم

Branchy is the company? Model of this bike??

I should be a product tester, I have an uncanny ability to break pretty much everything.

MTB needs to be tough like BMX

its called quality management and every company has or should have one department for it.

Company advertising: Tested with 1 lakh pressing cycles and peddling.

Lights saddle on fire: oh no, it melted

Man this is really pushing my buttons

Automatical transmission? 🤨

Which bicycle ?

This is how SRAM tests their shifters

Its called lifecycle testing

Of course canyon was doing this

Hunter Brothers--Sea Shanty👍👏

its called bench testing

Bravo decki,top

Это идеально🤤🫢

torture test awesome 👌

This a simulator on how NYC roads are

So cool😂😂 not expected

Soon may the Wellerman come, to bring that sugar and tea and SRAM

Every good company makes the Same nothing the World has Not Seen 😂

Kinky bike punishing toys lol

Epic!

love it

Torture - humiliation Test .

It's not the hits that worries me. It's rust🙈.

It's a masterpiece

stress test satisfying

Yes, I’m IKEA for some sofa 😇

Oder is available sir?? Please reply 🙏

Is this an automated/robotic bike mechanic?

still not a 15 year old school boy in a rush ,, thats testing a bike to its limits.