lmao "He left mines in the ruins of my bases to kill noncombatants going about their daily tasks--a war crime if you think about it"

@Earsex4life

7 ай бұрын

This man was entertaining at least. Lol😂

"Chuff didn't have the clarity of mind to bring a couple of probes to sacrifice there as well." I love these videos.

guy asked Harstem to go easy on him and 5mins in: "you are shoveling paintbrush up yo @ss man" 😂

@tanguyvranckx1134

6 ай бұрын

Put him in frenzy, that ask.

Just like you crack open a beer to get to the beer, the nut IS the inside of the nut. The shell is just a nut shell, just like the can is just a beer can.

@DanStaal

7 ай бұрын

It can also be called the meat of the nut, depending on the nut.

@Lightkie

7 ай бұрын

Shirley, he must have heard the phrase "in a nutshell" before. He just forgot.

@djinn_tseng

6 ай бұрын

@@Lightkieyes, shirley is the all knowing nutcase.

20:00 probably sunk cost fallacy. Since he already lost so much in his last attack he believes he just has to take out the planetary

@BatkoNashBandera774

6 ай бұрын

He created a blood feud with that PF.

The edible part of a nut is called the 'meat' of the nut. It sounds quite cursed, but it's true. I have an antique kitchen gadget called a 'nut meat chopper' that is used to break up walnuts and pecans into little pieces.

I feel like you gain +200 MMR automatically when internalize not attacking into PFs unless you have a good reason. That being said in TvP you also gain a lot when you realize the whole matchup is trying to avoid head-on fights vs protoss.

@Shattered-Realm

7 ай бұрын

Uh what? 4-5 minutes in the terran has like 50 marines and mauraders and medivacs. Past the 5 minute mark is more like A) Praying the terran has terrible macro and just doesn't mush "M" constantly B) Tricking the idiot to chase after your pitiful army while you flee in terror C) Hoping that he leaves to himself open to zealot runby while his main army is chasing your main army. D) he's a double amputee and just stands in your storms for 10-15 seconds at a time. while you distract with a runby. Past the 10 minute mark you are just praying A) your distruptors land opponent has incompetent micro B) he's too incompetent to build ghosts or doesn't know what the EMP spell does (-50% protoss army HP) Bio just trades to damn well vs everything protoss

@skipperg4436

7 ай бұрын

@@Shattered-Realm you Gold?

@laurelkeeper

7 ай бұрын

@@Shattered-Realmsomeone should be submitting to this show, not watching it

Chuff if you're reading this - unbind select all army. Trust me! Your warp prism with zealots was positioned great for a counter attack and then got send back in a panic.

I think Harstem was really hard on you, and I get why. At the same time I think you're better than you got credit for. Your probe building in the early game was pretty good, your responses to drops are also decent, your disruptor micro is great and the general idea of blink-stalker + colossus + disruptor with prism is great. All you need is fix some early mistakes like get a decent build order, don't get 2 forges you don't use, etc. Very very easy things to fix!! You can go up hundreds of mmr if you just fix some minor issues (minor in the sense that they're easy to fix, but the impact is massive). Good luck!

So in Hungarian if you have a walnut and crack it, the thing you take out of it is called "dióbél" which in a word to word translation would mean "walnut guts".

Harstem had me dying in this one. The paint analogy got me

I now want to see a Harstem challenge involving gifting probes to the enemy in honor of Chuff

@tholostught

6 ай бұрын

Mandatory tribute of probes with ANY engagement with enemy units. Would be quite the challenge. 🤣

When I saw the mmr and the disruptors use in the balance complaint, I never thought i'd see those disruptor shots landing. Im 3.4k MMR and Ive never played against a toss with that control. But everything else was lacking, his macro, multitask and decision making is high gold low plat.

@Stardash81

Ай бұрын

When I saw the first 2 minutes I never thought I'd see diamond league while going back to check the form.

19:20 rollercoaster of emotions

All this game I was wondering how did he manage to hit diamond. I understood after his disruptor control.

@simonsoupshark8009

6 ай бұрын

honestly this man should just rush disrupters against t and z

@SPQR_14

6 ай бұрын

Seriously, I've played diamond and the players are like gods compared to this replay. I just don't get it.

Perfect. Another episode of my favorite show.

14:13 Made me lost it. This is the only Sc2 content that I never grow tired of. Cheers!

4:37 jesus fuc*ing christ Harstem, you're killing me with your glorious metaphors 😅

The 5 zealot nova killed me, one of the funniest episodes ever.

That Bruno Mars song with the reaper caught me off guard fr😅😅😂😂

The prtoss build so many pylons. God, he had like 46/86 for a moment. I think, he could play it so much more efficient. And I am sure, he can fix it mechanically.

When I was playing toss more I was doing just stalker disruptor. Stalkers provide ranged attack and defence well and disruptor deals with any units that clump and do damage. It's a beautiful comp and punishing for the enemy and great for mobility to take advantage of situations like medivacs and doesn't allow muta transitions to hurt you as you'll have tons of stalkers. I love it. Just a shame he threw away all his stalkers on that bad fight.

Fantastic episode!!! I like that you were actually helpful too.

Harstem analogy’s…. Never change sir. Paint up the bum.

40 seconds in and the dude is already accusing his opponent of war crimes. What a legend! :D

The silence after the disruptor shots...lol

@18:15 I think it is called a kernel, or simply the seed.

This seems more of a roast than an IODIS.

This game gives me a lot of hope that I can make it to diamond league some day.

@glassberg5018

7 ай бұрын

I am in diamond and I suck. I believe in you.

@paulboker8145

7 ай бұрын

@@glassberg5018 +1. You got this.

@neruneri

7 ай бұрын

The secret is to internalize that even Serral has games where he says "damn, I suck"

@Fimbu1vetr

7 ай бұрын

I am also in diamond and I suck

@SPQR_14

6 ай бұрын

99% of diamond games look way better than this...

getting upgrades for wrong units ounds like a beating gmwss idea

I didn't watch the video yet, but even it's existence made my day :3

4:40 it's an easel I think

Bowling with zealots is going to be a thing after this. If you can kill 5 in one shot, a full strike should be possible too.

@tree_eats

7 ай бұрын

lmao Going for that perfect game.

Lol! That reaper song 😂

18:03 TheSeed confirmed next IODIS contestant? Its been too long, Harstem, give him another chance

@Kaefer1973

7 ай бұрын

I mean by now Harstem should have had enough episodes to be mentally dead enough to survive another go at TheSeed, so I'm all for it.

0:40 war crime lol

Harstems analogies are the best in the game

New IODIS just in time for my lunch break.

Imagine him being a professor and telling his math students if its an Imba or you suck

Had to drop a like for 2:14

hey Harstem, can i send a imba complain even though I absolutely know i do suck? I just wanna get roasted of all these terrible things i do and i have no idea i do.

@eclipseeffigy

7 ай бұрын

As long as you write a good story about it. :P

This should had been in rank roulette. Yall would had guess silver.

14:58 this game makes me embarrassed for topping out in Plat 3.

Chuff won't be chuffed woth this outcome.

mr editor you are funny i like you

hahah it sticks to the walls

Every Protoss Player IS an Artist!

if these people are diamond....how come im still stuck in gold

4:37 LOOOL

This is like sarkasm 101 @__@. Really..................

no such thing as good or sucx or wx or bad disx or etc, cepuxuax, outx, can outx etc any nmw s perfx

@vinceb8123

7 ай бұрын

Do you need me to call an ambulance?

This can not be plat1 / low dia? I've coached low dia players, and they usually do not start with a gold/silver BO. Then just do random plays for the rest of the game. Considering this was an iodis submittal, then this is above stnd for Chuff, so i think Chuff is probably mid gold.

@gabrielbollant8836

7 ай бұрын

This is just a difference of servers

@Vici0uSquirrel

7 ай бұрын

I’m a 3.4k NA toss, this has nothing to do with servers unless this guy has a 90% WR vs Zerg or something. There’s just no way you make it to Diamond with that garbage build order

@squidikka

7 ай бұрын

@@gabrielbollant8836 I get the NA bad meme, but there is no chance of this guy being diamond with that build. People often inflate their rank on this videos to try to add legitimacy to their imba claims.

@electricitybomb

7 ай бұрын

Lel youre probably a salty gold tryhard yourself

@hivetech4903

7 ай бұрын

It looks low Diamond, the giveaway is the Terran looked that level and with Protoss its very easy to get into Diamond with a nothing build. There is no difference between "mid Gold" and "mid Plat". None. Both produce builds are randomly wrong and create randomized play.

Huge blunder by Hampster. I want to know what the inside of a nut is called! ᕦ(Ò_óˇ)ᕤ “

Disruptors are such a poorly designed unit. They're completely OP in lower skill brackets, as seen here at 19:30 the fact that this old guy dares to complain about imba when he has *this* massive advantage on his side at lower skill levels is hilarious.

How come you've uploaded so little the last few days?

@fixihartmann2793

7 ай бұрын

Maybe because he has a private life with wife and family…..

@quickdraw6893

7 ай бұрын

It's holiday season my guy

@Dutcht3am

7 ай бұрын

Doesn't he upload like a week after recording? Maybe he spread it out a bit due to holidays

@warnaoh

7 ай бұрын

@@fixihartmann2793 Bro it's his job. Many people have a family and stil go to their 9 to 5 wtf.

@fixihartmann2793

7 ай бұрын

@@warnaoh then unsubscribe if you think is his „job“. Some guys have holyday or a day off sometimes so let him upload whenever he wants

Second baby

What surprises me are people who send such replays believing that they prove that something is IMBA. I would never dare to submit my replay to the show because I see just soooooo many mistakes in my games that whatever imbalances exist in the game, they mattered less than my shortcomings. Now recent game of Serral vs Clem IMO proves that Zerg is OP in TvZ, but its not like Clem is going to submit the replay lol

@Asrudin

7 ай бұрын

Dude, it's a chance to get your game and gameplay looked at by a pro and thus might help you work on your weaknesses and improve while writing up a funny story. No one who sends in these replays actually think something is imba. (Okay, maybe a few actual idiots do, but I bet like 90% know the joke.)

@squidikka

7 ай бұрын

What surprises me is comments like this that are surprised people believe something is imba, and then turns around themselves to suggest that something is imba.

@skipperg4436

7 ай бұрын

@@squidikka there is imba, but it matters only among top professionals which none of us ladder scrubs are. I see no contradictions

@2639theboss

7 ай бұрын

​@@Asrudin I mean in fairness, a monkey could look at this replay and figure out what went wrong. They definitely arent in this for the feedback.

@squidikka

7 ай бұрын

@@skipperg4436 You are assuming something is imba because you, who are not a professional player, likely saw a strong game from serral. Not sure which game you are referring to since Clem won the recent semifinals vs serral... In fact, he crushed him with a 3 to 1 in bo5. Claiming zerg is imba because the greatest sc2 player in the world made a strong play is the same thing as low rank players in iodis videos. You can guarantee that if the replay was analyzed you can pick out mistakes made that would likely result in a different outcome. Nobody is saying imba doesn't exist, but not enough and strong of a degree to make zerg objectively op vs terran. In short, you're the same as people who submit iodis videos despite being surprised by their mindset when it's the same mindset you employ. That's the contradiction.

like#420

I play better then him and I am bronze 3 in nature sorry buddy