and theres the lost programmer, writes large amounts of code without any commenting, comes back a month and a half later and realizes that he has amnesia

@zyapguy

3 жыл бұрын

I relate a bit too much o_o

@steve9125

3 жыл бұрын

i am in this type.

@zarith

3 жыл бұрын

I started a random project yesterday. today I have no idea what I wrote lmao

@takipsizad

3 жыл бұрын

@@zarith me in nutshell

@zarith

2 жыл бұрын

Quick update: Tackled it for 2 hours and i think im done with it. For any curious people, its basically a "down detector" in python, terminal based, with desktop notifications

I love when someone asks a week one programming question and then someone pops in and tells them that they should use a blockchain to do that.

@zyapguy

3 жыл бұрын

How do I write a for lo- USE A BLOCKCHAIN

@GRBtutorials

2 жыл бұрын

@@zyapguy “You see, the standard for loop is too centralised and unsafe, how can you trust the machine it’s running on?”

@Jabberjai

2 жыл бұрын

@@zyapguy you forgot one: the guy that uses scratch and think he's an AAA developer

@justsomeguy6545

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jabberjai omg there are kids at my school like that and when you try to talk to them it goes like Hey what did you do on the weekend Oh not much just some programming Oh cool can I see Well It is on my home computer so I can’t show you Oh no just log on to your scratch account then show me

@AlligatorAli

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂

The guy who squeezes his code in a single line

@justsomeguy6545

2 жыл бұрын

Have you seen that video of a guy who made a game in 1 line of code

@dennis2599

2 жыл бұрын

@@justsomeguy6545 no

@justsomeguy6545

2 жыл бұрын

@@dennis2599 you should

@justsomeguy6545

2 жыл бұрын

@@dennis2599 kzread.info/dash/bejne/lqJ-t6droNeoZbg.html

@x5-x417

2 жыл бұрын

I managed to squeeze a full algorithm with saving variables recursion and everything into one return statenent...

The guy that writes his own OS and C compiler.

@zyapguy

2 жыл бұрын

TempleOS! 😉

@ImperatorZed

2 жыл бұрын

You mean the guy doing computer science class?

@CoolModderJaydonX

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, THEM guys are chads!

@nikkiofthevalley

2 жыл бұрын

.... I may or may not be making my own OS right now.. (currently it's just about half a C kernel bootstrapped from a extremely buggy custom bootloader)

@andreamarini9940

2 жыл бұрын

@@zyapguy and holy C

The Bad Programmer “We want it to be good. We want it to be strong” absolutely TOOK ME OUT 😂😂😂

@zyapguy

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for watching! I hope it made you laugh

@margoxathegamer9371

2 жыл бұрын

:Let's allocate some memory" XD

@robloxegy2565

2 жыл бұрын

As a beginner programmer learning Python, I can say that The Bad Programmer looked like a pro in my eyes and I didn’t understand anything in their code :)

Here' some more: - TheGuyThatWritesUnnecessarelyLongVariableNames_str - The guy that makes all variables acronyms making them look like random caps - The guy that creates interfases for ALL classes just because

@roughlyunderscore

2 жыл бұрын

Interfaces are cool. I am using them because my plugin is used for several software versions, each of which require different code.

@awwastor

2 жыл бұрын

the guy with weird naming schemes, like iNVERSE_pASCAL_iNVERSE_sNAKE_cASE

@farfa2937

2 жыл бұрын

@Calin Baenen ​ of course, they can be useful. but i'd be pretty rare to need them all the time. can't talk about Go tho, never used it.

@ibex2388

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no, that sounds like me lmao

@SiebeBaree

2 жыл бұрын

the guy that uses random variable names like var1, var2, var3

"i need to write a program that adds two numbers" *continues to write in brainf****

@zyapguy

3 жыл бұрын

I was gonna do brainf but I wanted to keep it family friendly

@steve9125

3 жыл бұрын

++>++[>+

@progressiveshitpost4588

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine coding in machine language one bit at a time.

@cmyk8964

2 жыл бұрын

(insert first number of plus signs here) > (insert second number of plus signs here) [-]

@dog.3162

2 жыл бұрын

@@steve9125 whats that supposed to do?

Try these: The guy that writes in the wrong programming language The guy who manages to wipe/completely break their computer when programming The guy who starts writing code correctly, thinks they're doing it wrong, then writes it incorrectly The guy who constantly forgets to add syntax The guy who doesn't indent code properly The guy who writes functions that they don't use And lastly, the "It didn't do what I wanted but it defiantly did S O M E T H I N G"

@parallellia1509

2 жыл бұрын

"It didn't do what I wanted but it defiantly did S O M E T H I N G" nice one ! :D

Well the IDE sleeper was way over the top, but I have a feeling I kinda fit into this somehow. I don't like this.

@brainlove9547

2 жыл бұрын

Me too😅😅

@chopstigdev

2 жыл бұрын

same 😅

@djpharaohoftime3200

2 жыл бұрын

I tend to leave my machine on overnight often with the ide running so I suppose I am guilty of this as well.

@fazailman9242

2 жыл бұрын

Last week my vscode discord presence went up to 20+ hours, *but I'm not sleeping and just code all that time*, deadlines are scary.

@cameronhumphries2377

2 жыл бұрын

@@djpharaohoftime3200 mines on right now and i dont plan on looking at it until tommorow but i dont want to close it just in case lol

4:00 cyberpunk REAL source code leaked

The Bad Programmer? We all know who you’re referring to... there’s no hiding it: there’s only one “programmer” I know of who would run that much stuff every frame.

@LitMadHatter

2 жыл бұрын

AHhhh, I like this comment

@ToastGreeting

2 жыл бұрын

Why yes, zyapguy was referring to me! I am glad you noticed

@onlypuppy7

2 жыл бұрын

Yandev

@CoolModderJaydonX

2 жыл бұрын

@@onlypuppy7 DAMN, you beat me.

@Gigachad-mc5qz

2 жыл бұрын

yanderedev is still better than me sadly

Here's some ideas: - The Enterprise Programmer Over abstract things, overuses design pattern and uses extremely long naming for classes, variables, etc. Recites Clean Code book every time to their colleagues - The Performance First Programmer Only writes code with "the most efficient" algorithms. The code itself are impossible to read because optimization is everything, anything comes second. Probably a veteran competitive programmer but a shitty developer. - The Obsessive Functional Programmer Uses obscure functional programming techniques forcibly on object oriented codebase. Shits on other's "inferior" code because they don't use monads for everything.

@10gamer64

2 жыл бұрын

Have the The Performance First Programmer use assembly

@superslash7254

2 жыл бұрын

You forgot the obsessive object oriented programmer. Makes objects and object factories for absolutely everything even when they're just trying to do some interactive exploratory data analysis. The kind of guy who thinks making a stateful gorilla when you want a banana is still too far outside the paradigm, and you need to have a gorilla troop and banana farm for the gorilla and banana to come from.

@kxtbit

2 жыл бұрын

@@superslash7254 lol true

more ideas: the guy who uses debugging extensively the guy who put unhelpful identifiers that guy not respecting encapsulation that guy putting breaks in algorithms

The programmer who writes 7 if-then-else with a switch case each to display a list of the days of the week ending with today, trust me, I saw it in a friend code

@andrei-ionutgranat9321

2 жыл бұрын

Well that could be done with an array on array list easier. Or only the 7 if-then-else

@AlexPBenton

2 жыл бұрын

Wait, “today” was the last item in the list? What was it for? In what context is “today” the least likely selected day of the week?

@angheloc5011

2 жыл бұрын

@@AlexPBenton It was a statistical graph that shows the values of the last 7 days and today is the last day on the list

@AlexPBenton

2 жыл бұрын

@@angheloc5011 Okay, so at least it wasn’t like an if/else chain which started with the least likely and ended with the most likely input

@angheloc5011

2 жыл бұрын

@@AlexPBenton Unfortunately some son of evil did exactly that, I had to replace that code with a few simple lines

As the weird IDE guy, I can confirm that I legitimately use the Microsoft Notepad IDE for programming and website development. 10/10 greatest IDE. 👍

@stillbuyvhs

2 жыл бұрын

There's a website button which says "Written in Notepad, the RIGHT way!"

The guy who uses over-shortened variable names that look cryptic The guy who always asks for help instead of googling The guy who writes bad variable names because barely knows English

Over-designer: he thinks in terms of how to stack design patterns and creates a forest of classes inheriting from other classes like Russian dolls and he splits off any method longer than the screen into more methods, even if they're called just once. Test-driven developer: writes more test cases than actual code and extracts methods from larger methods and his stupid tests break on any attempt to refactor this mess. Self-proclaimed Genius: He is smart enough to write very fast code and knows his language and compiler well, but he is not smart enough to debug his mess when something goes wrong. To other people his code looks like black magic, so they can't debug it either. Polyglot: He is fluent in multiple programming languages, including their quirks and is not afraid to show it. He might even call the unix shell from inside C code. Or he might inline HTML, CSS and javascript in one file and it just works. He might know very old or niche programming languages and uses whatever is most convenient for the task, but it makes his projects harder to maintain.

@user-lx9nk7vf8c

2 жыл бұрын

Wow, the first guy is actually me. But I extract methods that are larger than 10 lines.

@AlexPBenton

2 жыл бұрын

I am an over designer :P Also, I once wrote a Python script which wrote Java code procedurally. That was fun.

@CoolModderJaydonX

2 жыл бұрын

@@AlexPBenton Wow. I bet that was amazing once it was completed.

@rednexie

2 жыл бұрын

I am kinda the first one

@thewitheredstriker

2 жыл бұрын

The polygot is what I'm becoming lol I have this desire to learn a LOT of programming languages

The guy that never frees any memory

@iyxan2340

2 жыл бұрын

Python, Java, Rust, C#, Go.. etc: say that again bud

There will be me 😂 "Spaghetti programmer" Write tons of functions for low level things, make higher level functions to use the lower level ones and keep going until you reach main 😂

@Uglipeanutz

2 жыл бұрын

Wtf dude? You can't just post my entire life story word for word on the internet!

the guy who uses light more and doesnt wear glasses like seriously, how do you manage to code 5 minutes without your eyes soring

@stevenbartel5008

2 жыл бұрын

You can skip the glases if you have a hoodie on

@nutsirimaunjit7427

2 жыл бұрын

reminds me of william lin

@nutsirimaunjit7427

2 жыл бұрын

almost everything he opens are in light mode

During the semester I had programming I was kind of an IDE sleeper but it never displayed on discord. I just wanted to game but also finish my assignments. But for the people that do have it displayed on discord I can't tell if they are the same and just haven't disabled discord displaying it or if they just wanna flex that they code

im that perfectionist programmer that makes sure im not missing anything or that everything is the most optimized lmao

@zyapguy

2 жыл бұрын

I'm the opposite 😂

@aba22125

2 жыл бұрын

@@zyapguy that makes the two of us xd Imbeciles at work, but at least we get it done. Optimization can wait :3

@wateryagarvideos5186

2 жыл бұрын

Same.

@flowerofash4439

2 жыл бұрын

@@zyapguy haha if it works, it works. Time efficient programmer

That last guy... Component.....😂😂😂

@zyapguy

3 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of a certain YandereDev

What's so unusual about Python? It is a simple programming language that theoretically can also be converted into Java

@georgeousthegorgeous

2 жыл бұрын

Or c (cpython)

The guy that uses two names for one variable BookOrCar

glad i discovered this channel early. these videos will someday get buried by more videos when you get more views and subs. The bad programmer i felt like he was telling me how to fix my Application.Quit() in my game by just crashing the game when i click exit button xD

5:41 : The most effective PC killer, explosion, black hole programm i've ever seen.

I was laughing my ass off during the fifth one, good job :D

Actually I think notepad is a good IDE for writing batch files

I feel like the bad programmer actually knows a lot since they're using recursion and malloc (I'm gonna ignore that it's c# not c) but are just using their powers for evil

@SoleiLilyn

2 жыл бұрын

It's a reference to an infamous programmer called "YandereDev". He's notorious for extremely inefficient and unreadable code.

@KingJellyfishII

2 жыл бұрын

@@SoleiLilyn Yeah I've seen yanderedev's code, truly horrific, but I doubt there's much manual memory allocation or recursion in his code...

As for the copy and paster method, that is not effective anyway because there could be bugs in the copied code and it may not work with any code you have already entered so you end up writing your own code anyway. But seriously, I've only really been programming for about a year and I'm worried that I'm worried if I could be considered a bad programmer.

the workaholic programmer: that one guy who codes a ton but is always getting sick

1:33 thanks for including that bit I left my VScode and computer on in the other room

What do u use to code? I'm learning python but Javascript looks awesome and so does the program ur using lol

@zyapguy

3 жыл бұрын

In this video I used Sublime Text 3. It's a very good tool.

@ambcubing4577

3 жыл бұрын

@@zyapguy Awesome! thank you!

@eig5203

3 жыл бұрын

I think he's coding in C sharp (because of the file name)

@dssdfsdfdsf

3 жыл бұрын

You should pick a programming language based on your goals. Every language is good for something else

@gabriel125ization

3 жыл бұрын

Learn the basics, them all the languages will become easy to understand. It's just a tip, not a rule. Learn in your time, and enjoy ;3

The unusual language one with the music made me fucking die I have no idea why 😭🤣

Random idea: The guy that don't care about performance issues

@cameronhumphries2377

2 жыл бұрын

pfft theres always time to refactor it when it crashes

@flowerofash4439

2 жыл бұрын

If it run, it run

@pshr2447

2 жыл бұрын

Nested For Loops EVERYWHERE

There is the friction oriented programming type of guy. This guy make his code and just 5 seconds later or less he compile it to test. The debugger show 5 errors. He fix those 5 errors and 5 seconds or less try compile the code and it shows 3 errors now instead of 5. He does the same again, and the program shows 8 errors. He does it again and it is reduced to 2 errors. And after doing it one more time, he gets 0 errors and can try the program to check for any other bugs. His code usually has just enough comments to make sure he undestand the more complex parts of his code.

@zyapguy

3 жыл бұрын

If I make another one, I will use this (if you let me). Thanks for the idea!

@exedeath

3 жыл бұрын

@@zyapguy Yes, I let you use it.

@zyapguy

3 жыл бұрын

@@exedeath thanks!

@loctite417

2 жыл бұрын

Who are you and why are you spying on me

THE GUY THAT TAKES THE CODE UP A NOTCH AND ASKS THE USER FOR INPUT

There was a guy who was in the same class as me during my first year of computer science who is a good example of "bad programmer". A few weeks after the year started we had our first test in C. At that time we had only learned printf, while and do while. We had to create a program that shows a pyramid of number in this stye : 1 2 2 3 3 3 His code to answer the question was : printf ("1 "); printf ("2 2 "); printf ("3 3 3 "); I was laughing so hard when he showed us his code xD.

lol i subscribed at 888 subs, look at you now! you deserve it!

5:37 Line 24, that spacing

2:06 Exactly me, and when I return people on discord keep asking me what I am doing lol

#3 - When you know you should but you don't really feel like it.

Number two is incredible

3:46 brings me back to the time when i used notepad to write html, before i discovered vs and vs code

lol, number 4 is me when Batch and PowerShell

the IDE sleeper reminds me of me forgetting to leave a discord call and being online for the entire night (and even more) and then people started asking me why was i on a discord call during 18 hours

If you come up with new ideas try writing youtube shorts with light music audio! I think if you can get the structure down theyd be pretty popular

@zyapguy

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks, I'll try

The guy who writes the entire program before testing

Bro... The last one hurts my brain.

There's also the vim programmer, who types a single character and the program is complete, and spends half the time "optimising" his vim config

the second guy is every character in a movie or video game trying to hack

man my left ear feelin real good rn

That stackoverflow coppier.

What font do you use in this video? Is it monospace? It looks pretty readable, i'd like to try it in my VSCode.

I somehow feel addressed by all of those.

The kid who doesn't copy but rewrite everything less efficiently The "If it works don't touch it" programmer

The “if it runs it’s good” guy

The guy that uses one variable all the program The guy that uses variable named variable

The guy that "allocate some memory why not" kill me

I relate so hard with the IDE Sleeper and the copy paster

I love assembly language, it is very interesting to write and works very fast. The best thing to use asm with C, easy and interesting at the same time

@slavic_commonwealth

2 жыл бұрын

Класс!

@babatona

2 жыл бұрын

nah it's not easy

@quadroninja2708

2 жыл бұрын

@@babatona i mean relatively, of course it can be more difficult than Python, but easier than pure assembly

@Sodapop202

2 жыл бұрын

"easy"? Are you the world's first talking compiler???

@quadroninja2708

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sodapop202 maybe "easy" isn't the right word, i think "simple" is better. There are few instructions, very easy to learn them. Harder to use

I like to make entire functions on one line and then have loads of white space before anything else. Or have functions that do nothing apart from calling other function which I like to call encapsulation but in reality are just zen correct goto statements.

I love the fact that you used C#

The get component part killed me

1:22 thats literly me when i explain something about programming to my friends

The Perl programmer: ashes of their decayed body being blown by the wind

the language guy, the one who forgets what language they are using

More recognizable people: - the guy who wants to use vim or emacs to look cool in front of his friends but can't let go of vscode? - the guy who does while(true) and forgets to break out of the loop? - the guy who switched from Python to C and can never understand pointers and memory allocation?

@andrei-ionutgranat9321

2 жыл бұрын

I had problems with while(true) at beggining. Now I use for loops mostly(95% of time)

I am literally the IDE Sleeper trying to learn Roblox studio.

@hellopee844

2 жыл бұрын

ADHD moment amirite guys???

"Because recursive is better ", I took that personal

The first one is so funny to me especially because I'm a beginning coder and even I don't do that lmao

I know a guy who always tries to make as much stuff into a single line as possible

My right ear enjoyed this video

"Let's actually allocate some memory." Says that while coding in C#

I was hoping you'd talk about vim or emacs for the weird IDE part. Great vid though!

@zyapguy

3 жыл бұрын

Vim and emacs aren't really weird IDE's tho, I also didn't want to offend people who use them.

@pianochess1882

2 жыл бұрын

@@zyapguy what about us notepad users? XD jk

Nr. 5 just targets me personally😂😂

The 5th one hurted my so bad! XD

The Hash Map guy!!

The IDE Sleeper cuts way too deep lmao

3:58 Need more "else if"

And then there's the guy that only makes the error of forgetting a single semicolon, and when he does forget a semicolon, it causes an unusually long list of errors for seemingly no reason at all

Idk why but at 4:10 pointing at an absurdly large value and calling it 'that many numbers' fuckin got me hahahaha

Notepad++ should be installed by default on Windows instead of their Notepad.

@ali_m_

2 жыл бұрын

buuuuuuuuuuuuuut it isn't made by microsoft

@arracso.

2 жыл бұрын

@@ali_m_ Yeah, thats the worst thing on Microsoft. They put you a bunch off apps like Photos that works very bad instead of relying on third party applications or not putting any applications at all (well theres actually N version but it is not enoguht).

The fear I got from seeing malloc inside that for loop

"wannacry3.cpp" LMFAO

Well, I just wanted to learn how to program for the first time yesterday. Wanted to keep it short... Ended up spending 7 hours learning

5:38 the stack has been overloaded into oblivion

Loved that last one. I'm a bad programmer, and even I was practically in tears from laughing so hard.

The over optimizer: Straight up skips programming languages and goes directly into hexadecimal.

No one: Auto-suggest: HoW tO eAt ChEeSe

3:43 There is also weird stuff like paint ide

5:40 RIP PC 2021-2021

I edit the lua code of a game I have on steam in notepad. Now that I think about it, can Visual Studio edit Lua files by default? I've never checked. Probably because I haven't had a need to do so yet.

1:35 : That's me, I don't like to wait 5 seconds for vscode loading, so I leave it open and maybe later I forgot it, so I go to sleep with it open EDIT: New sub

I think I'm the unusual language one, I program quote unquote "graphical" things in Lua. Also, I have to use no IDE due to me using OpenOS (It's a console-based OS)

@SoleiLilyn

2 жыл бұрын

LOVE2D?

@nikkiofthevalley

2 жыл бұрын

@@SoleiLilyn Nope. It's a Minecraft mod called OpenComputers. The OS it gives you by default is OpenOS

"And lets make it recursive"

1:24 i like that the names of the other files are wannacry, an extremely dangerous computer virus, lol

The last, I dont even know what happen if you run it. I am confused at getcomponent and get component again and again ans again... Do you have discord server?

@zyapguy

3 жыл бұрын

I'm making one right now. I will let you know! GetComponent returns a component. Doing GetComponent.Getcomponent returns a component in the transform of the first component. For example, lets say a GameObject has a script called PlayerMovement and Health You can do this : playerObject.GetComponent().GetComponent() Its very inefficient, especially if you call it every frame

I like how he sounds like hes behind us.