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@cyrusthegreat7030

Жыл бұрын

Glory to iranshahr

@personnenikto419

Жыл бұрын

Francia was very French.

@marceloantunes998

Жыл бұрын

havias de meter a playlist da musica que usas na descrição

@matteobacca8675

Жыл бұрын

Holy shit the music is great what's the soundtrack?

@ra_alf9467

Жыл бұрын

A question, mate What is that music at 4:51, on the Ottoman sultan slander? I swear I've heard it somewhere

Meanwhile Gigachad Basque being early enough in Europe to witness all events going on in the continent

@ashenone3050

Жыл бұрын

the true pre indo european experience

@georgiancountryball202

Жыл бұрын

Welcome to the club

@daniellagos8584

Жыл бұрын

Gracias al resto de España, no estáis extinguidos :)

@myhonorwasloyalty

Жыл бұрын

@@daniellagos8584 cus they won you

@myhonorwasloyalty

Жыл бұрын

Finns were also there before indo Europeans

"Are we going to fight in our countries for each others' countries?" "No, lets fight each other inside other countries for ownership of other countries." "Seems fair."

@anubis9151

Жыл бұрын

Seems like the more strategic decision, yes

@MarkhasSteelfort

Жыл бұрын

They are the closest thing because they used Roman land systems and traditions. As there is no such thing as ethnic focus it makes sense.

@edus.8987

Жыл бұрын

Seems like the cold war

@meerkats9317

10 ай бұрын

Average Balkan person in Germany

@kruggmichaels8958

10 ай бұрын

A more civilized age

Half the great powers of Europe: "you know I'm something of a Roman empire myself." The Byzantine empire: "I am RIGHT HERE!"

@mahpell7173

Жыл бұрын

Until it isn't

@MrFallenangel2012

Жыл бұрын

Seljuk Turks: Not any more!

@josephlongbone4255

Жыл бұрын

@@MrFallenangel2012 I think the worst thing about this is that the Ottomans declared themselves the "New Romans". That's just adding insult to injury.

@Ralampos

Жыл бұрын

@@josephlongbone4255 the injury of seeing half of europe being stopped by the pope from getting edumacation

@thalmoragent9344

Жыл бұрын

@@Ralampos How so?

As an Icelander, all I can say is to the Iceland part.... it is too true my friend. We were literally frozen in time until after the First World War. I fucking died at that part xD

@deaansugee

Жыл бұрын

Sometimes that's not a bad thing. No politics, no stress, just ice, volcanos and the wind. Or as Garithos said "I hate working with these... *people* "

@navegandoporlahistoria

Жыл бұрын

@@deaansugee And rotten shark meat, don't forget that 😂

@jeanlundi2141

Жыл бұрын

Cryogenic sleep :D But you awoke and are pretty badass now.

@mishynaofficial

9 ай бұрын

Did you get in Valhalla?

@Josian-ps7fb

8 ай бұрын

@@mishynaofficial Valhalla is for people killed while fighting, and who're not tired to figth. Most people go to Hel (not hell, but Hel, the underworld ruled by the goddes with the same name: Hel). Wardruna and Aurora - Helvegen (Live): kzread.info/dash/bejne/eKKftteBgJzXY9I.html 🙂👍 English subtitles are rather accurate (the way to Hel).

Portugal expecting the other European nations to abide by a treaty from like 300 years ago is so funny to me, especially when the treaty was between spain and portugal over who gets which half of the world, ESPECIALLY without speaking to the other countries about it if they were okay with this

@matztz_4560

11 ай бұрын

Were a accorded by the Pope but after thirty years war It really becomes obsolet

I was hoping for some European history in like the 70s to the early 2000s but I still enjoyed this

@greatkaafir7478

Жыл бұрын

There Was No Concept Of Europe Before A Thousand Year Ago !

@stefangrobbink7760

11 ай бұрын

I suppose there's some interesting stuff. The Brits and the Suez crisis, French indochina leading to the vietnam war. There's the formation of the EU, the fall of the wall and the Warshaw pact, and whatever happened to Yugoslavia.

@josefdrapak1889

10 ай бұрын

​@@stefangrobbink7760ah yes French Indochina, my favorite European country

@abdalrrahim

Ай бұрын

What happened in yoghoslavia .... More like what didn't happen in yoghoslavia💀💀💀​@@stefangrobbink7760

5:54 As far as I remember, there was a Polish majority in Zaolzie. The Czechoslovaks simply seized the opportunity during the Polish-Bolshevik war.

@vaninhhuu3215

Жыл бұрын

Tbh Poland could have made a treaty with the Czechoslovak that they (the Poles) would support against Germany in return of Zaolzie. You saw how a weaken Czechslovakia paved the way to Poland's downfall in 1939

@bruhmoment3478

Жыл бұрын

@@vaninhhuu3215 It was annexed when already it was agreed that the whole czechoslovakia is going to be annexed anyway

@vaninhhuu3215

Жыл бұрын

@@bruhmoment3478 not really since Germany was the only one who had power to do that. Hungary and Poland did because they saw Czechoslav's weakeness. If Poland backed Czezhoslav insead, Hungary would back down, thus only Germany left to fight, who would be less willing to actual commit a war against 2 nations at one that they couldn't finish quickly And my point is still stand, that the fall of Czechoslovakia lead to the fall of Poland

@tomasrolter6729

Жыл бұрын

@@vaninhhuu3215 This attack is currently being criticized by some people, but well, the fear that the Germans would also occupy this area could have caused a military entry.

@vaninhhuu3215

Жыл бұрын

@@tomasrolter6729 that's why I said it would be much better if Poland made an alliance with Czechoslovakia instead of be the last straw that ruined Czechoslovakia. They could still gain Zaolzie if Czechoslovakia survived, and they had a good ally and buffer nation between Poland and Germany (instead of the southern border becoming Germany)

Thank you mate for being hero of history Shitpost community. Can't wait for more

R.I.P my man Archduke Franz Ferdinand. Pray for Vienna.

@debilman9065

Жыл бұрын

Hope they catch the monster who did this

Spanish inquisition: 600 deads This guy: deleting all of heresy

@Skadi609

10 ай бұрын

Some say there were thousands of dead

@MasMurosyMenosMoros

10 ай бұрын

​@@Skadi609 By the french and german side.

The one about the UK winning Judea is brilliant.

@dean_l33

8 ай бұрын

Especially now

@jahinsadman1505

3 ай бұрын

brilliant way to cause problems elsewhere which europe seems to excel at for past few centuries of carving up land and creating nations out of their azz all over the world which is why now that west is getting weaker the previous losers wanting to turn their situation around in the new age will cause more and more confrontations in our lifetime

@finnie9210

2 ай бұрын

@@dean_l33 The brits and colonial powers are literally the reason for the borders there

0:06 The roman empire truly felt the threat coming inside them

That was an amazing rollercoaster of a video

The Austrian dude stole the show 🗿💀

What a great mega compilation. Wonderful!

"Poland invading Czechoslovakia" bruh Czechoslovakia literally attacked Poland in 1919 for these lands XD

@krzysztofkukla3561

Жыл бұрын

And majority od people there living was Polish (about 90%!) XDDD

@filipkogut8533

Жыл бұрын

Dude's either ignorant, or coping Czech (coping with the fact that their army didn't even fight), or Russian.

@tsiiri519

Жыл бұрын

W*stoids can't understand that

@Boyar300AV

Жыл бұрын

Poles live under delusions and nationalist but selfvictimizating narrative propaganda. It was land belonging to Bohemian Crown like for whole millenia. Poles invaded first in 1919 and they wanted to annex Těšín. Poles also invaded Russia in 1919 and wanted to restore borders of Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth, they indeed even stole some of Russian lands. Cried hard when Stalin came for it back.

@haha__hihi

Жыл бұрын

those lands were assigned by the international body to Czechoslovakia, the same body that granted Poland's independence

That was a really good video, good job

1:46 Bulgarians: 👁️👄👁️👄👁️

@nenenindonu

Жыл бұрын

+ Bulgarians when realizing they're named after a Turkic tribe

@papazataklaattiranimam

Жыл бұрын

@@nenenindonu 👁️👄👁️👄👁️👄👁️

@cyrusthegreat7030

Жыл бұрын

Majority of balkans are of iranian orgin

@serhad8289

Жыл бұрын

@@cyrusthegreat7030 Yes yes the whole world is Iranian.

@merekem1389

Жыл бұрын

o nası isim amk

2:47 Correction: The hungarians were the only nation who did NOT want to start WWI. In fact, they were fully commited to do everything they can to avoid it and end it ASAP, from trying to peace-talks between the offended countries, to constantly asking the Allied Powers constantly to help them end the war peacefully when it started. the austrian-german part was the one who really wanted the conflict.

@zxihauntedixz_boy

10 ай бұрын

One more correction, hungaria was not in fact a nation, and more of a colony/integrated puppet of Austria

@tibik.8407

10 ай бұрын

@@zxihauntedixz_boy No, the Austro-Hungary Empire was, in fact, a Dual Monarchy where both major nations had their own rules and freedom, with the Austria side having a (slightly) bigger hand in matters like outside politics and military.

@jimbelaco4

10 ай бұрын

The Kaiser literally sent a letter to the Austrian government saying "Okay the Serbs have apologized enough don't declare war on them," the Austrians declared war before the letter could arrive because they sent it by carriage (as monarchs do) instead of just sending a telegram. Even the Germans knew it was bad idea, they just couldn't bring themselves to use the damn phone because of decorum. Germans man.

@tianlandahl4590

9 ай бұрын

@@jimbelaco4 thats not true

@europ_everi_nice

2 ай бұрын

I agree with comment. Furthermore, as far as I know, the Hungarian parliament in the Austro-Hungarian Empire, did NOT have the total right to control the army (and also foreign matters). That was the emperor's privilege.

Commenting to support this channel because love the memes. 👌

The most historically accurate video ever Edit: somebody better explain to me how this my most liked comment

5:55 This is an outright lie. The Czechs would be more suitable for announcing to all and sundry how they were attacked, ignoring the fact that they themselves took this area by force when Poland was struggling with the Bolsheviks (violating the local agreement). The majority of the population there were Poles (this is shown in the censuses), the Czechs wanted this area mainly for the railway junction

@user-fy8nd6nz5w

Жыл бұрын

It is not worth defending the Poles, they attacked Soviet Russia wanting to get more territories.

@ThatRatBastard

Жыл бұрын

​@@user-fy8nd6nz5wshut up bro, Poland did what was right.

@Vedhon

Жыл бұрын

​@@user-fy8nd6nz5wwhat are you even talking about, that most certainly did not happen, poland was literally subservient to soviet russia. If anything it was the other way around

@BorovikSosnovy

Жыл бұрын

@@Vedhon The polish-soviet war began with the Polish attack. Why do you want to cover it up? Just to look innocent?

@melonmusk8924

Жыл бұрын

​@@VedhonPoland did attack the Bolshevik Russia (the Soviet Union didn't exist then) right after World War 1 and won got some land from them.

That was very well made, I loved all moments and appreciate including Bulgaria and Serbia in the first part.

@danielyanudov8507

10 ай бұрын

Me to bro

As a german I can confirm that Wilhelm II. in fact did nothing wrong. 😂

@the_tactician9858

8 ай бұрын

Weeeeell, the guy did fire Bismarck... that was definitely stupid. And also there were other things he did that were... questionable...

@Imdedmate

2 ай бұрын

​@@the_tactician9858 but firing bismarck was the most stupid thing he did.

Im European and I was there , this is how it totally happen.

0:15 the Spanish empire lasted from 1492 to 1898 bruh

@killthecrow

9 ай бұрын

se te dificulta

@jeronimo4069

8 ай бұрын

True

@robofreak11

Ай бұрын

Technically even longer. In 1898 the last of the American territories were lost, but the Spanish Empire continued with some African colonies like Equatorial Guinea and Western Sahara and Spanish Morocco until 1976.

The music for this was absolutely perfect

Italy after three indipendence wars, seeing more conquerable Austrian lands: "Ok, rematch"

They always ignored Georgia,they didn't knew what Georgia was doing and what Georgia was capable in that time

@user-cg2tw8pw7j

Жыл бұрын

Arabs, my brother, will you help me against the Khazars, the Turks, the Jews?

@matztz_4560

11 ай бұрын

I thought Georgia was in Asia

@saqartvelosamudamod

11 ай бұрын

@@matztz_4560 Georgia is in Asia and in Europe like russia

@Iv4Bez

9 ай бұрын

@@matztz_4560 Asia and Europe is a cultural concept, physically it's single continent. So if Georgia wants to be european - let's it be it I guess

@matztz_4560

9 ай бұрын

@@Iv4Bez so we can have a asian France and a european Korea? That's cool

In all fairness, Wilhelm II DID do something wrong in NOT FOLLOWING WHAT BISMARCK SAID TO DO

Bro amazing video 😂

Nice video man! Dont forget the Dacians who have fought Rome and had a great kingdom. 😂❤

Data from before 1914 show majority of Zaolzie was of Polish ethnicity. Under Czech rule it flipped. Czechs were very creative with their polls and antypolish repressions

@user-fy8nd6nz5w

Жыл бұрын

And they did it right.

@Glassius89

Жыл бұрын

@@user-fy8nd6nz5w Firing people out of job and closing schools based on ethnicity is right? Whatever makes you happy, just stay away from other human beings

@dwarow2508

11 ай бұрын

Data from 1905, 1910, 1914 and 1918 showd that the majority of Zaolzie was inhabited by Czechs. However Poles tried calling anyone who could speak a Polish dialect Polish. Poles were very creative with their polls and anti-everyone repressions.

@dwarow2508

11 ай бұрын

Data from 1905, 1910, 1914 and 1918 showd that the majority of Zaolzie was inhabited by Czechs. However Poles tried calling anyone who could speak a Polish dialect Polish. Poles were very creative with their polls and anti-everyone repressions.

@gonzalespopcorn4717

10 ай бұрын

@@dwarow2508 dobra wypierdalaj, Zaolzie było Polskie a nie Czeskie. Lepiej idź kolaborować z Niemcami jak to macie w zwyczaju, wazeliniarze.

5:55 completely untrue. Data from the census indicate that Poles constituted the majority. Czechoslovakia took this territory from Poland during the Polish-Soviet War. We just retook our land.

@dwarow2508

11 ай бұрын

Completely untrue. Data from the 1905, 1910, 1914 and 1918 cencus indicates that Czechs constituted the majority. Poland tried taking the area in 1919 when Czechoslovakia was busy fighting the Hungarians, but fortunetly Poland failed. You again tried stealing Czech land in 1938 but it was given back to the Czechs in 1945.

@OrekhovSD

Ай бұрын

So, then USSR did right by retooking the western Belarus and Ukraine then?

@harpunonosy1232

Ай бұрын

@@OrekhovSD USSR was not belarussian or ukrainian country lol

@OrekhovSD

Ай бұрын

@@harpunonosy1232 Ukranian and Belarussian SSR be like: 🤔

@harpunonosy1232

Ай бұрын

@@OrekhovSD russian puppets

Ngl the music is so good and fitting

Can't believe Great Moravia got to be here, thank you, you truly are a nerd

WHAT IS THAT MELODY??? 0:25

@Imdedmate

2 ай бұрын

Theme of Phantom R

For "s"pain: pain in french means bread, and bread is really good 😋

@AportuGeese

Жыл бұрын

A classic

these memes were golden.

Dutch East Indies is not a personal shopping mall, it's a personal Wallmart

As a Bulgarian ,I appreciate it.

This seems a little too pro-ottoman….

@The_last_prime

28 күн бұрын

Shhh

appreciate the persona ost, fellow persona-user.

Whats the song thats starts at 1:10. I heard it before and i cant find it

I would love if there was a list of all the musics you used

Great video

Alright, the "Puss in Boots" one at the end got me

The Audacity of the ottomans for saying they're the rightful succesor of Rome is like as if I went on the beach, saw a guy make a giant sand castle, destroyed it when he's gone and keep screaming "ayo, you see this pile of dirt ? IT'S MINE !!!" bruh

@haku-jinbeyazadam405

Жыл бұрын

If you rebuilt the castle you can say its yours.

@lebarondeminuit3580

Жыл бұрын

@@haku-jinbeyazadam405 bruh they destroyed it and made it worst And if you genocide and rape the inhabitants of the castle you're it's Tyrant, not it's King

@A_Person7307

Жыл бұрын

​@4D1N No, because that was the Franks not the HRE. The HRE came after be it Charlemagne or Otto as the first.

@user-cg2tw8pw7j

Жыл бұрын

​@@A_Person7307 Jesus Isn't these barbarians killed the Romans sons of Esau

@RayshiaRoman

Жыл бұрын

​@@lebarondeminuit3580 Yeah no. The Ottomans restored Constantinople. The Fourth Crusaders and the Latin Empire destroyed it.

1:54 russian states were feudal, that's why they were ez target for the mongols

The Anglo Saxons seeing the Romano British to invade. 500 years later the Danes seeing the Anglo Saxons to invade.

I never thought I'd hear rhythm thief music again

Netherlands in the East Indies: "Coconuts are not spices buddy!"

@zsombortelek8411

2 ай бұрын

A fellow Studio Massa enjoyer I see.

DIRETO PARA OS FAVORITOS MAN FUNNIEST VID EVER

Scrolling down the comment section to see how ppl still fighting over this

the holy roman empire was holy, roman, and an empire. voltaire's quote is taken out of context

Meanwhile... San Marino existing as a republic since 301 watching all this events: 🍿🍿🍿

@anthonylandin6788

9 ай бұрын

Also San Marino is the true successor to Rome and Byzantium

When Chronology leaves the chat ;

That's some nice music

02:06 In the Ottoman Empire, foreign children were put to an exam, and according to the results of the exam, they could become palace officials (grand vizier or vizier, etc.) and if their results were not good, they would join the Ottoman Janissary military group by taking military training.

@OneTwo_1028

Ай бұрын

Ottoman Empire 🇹🇷💪🏻

4:40 As a Russian I get lost, that's really true xD

@Lawliet_____

Жыл бұрын

​@Gicybb Jcybh Random fact tho: Bangladesh has more people than Russia.

@vrubel5301

Жыл бұрын

The Russian Empire is in our hearts

@Lawliet_____

Жыл бұрын

@Gicybb Jcybh what land? Siberia? Nobody wants to live in cold weather...

@fvllgrey

Жыл бұрын

​​@@Lawliet_____There is actually people who live in Siberia. So I guess they want to. Your opinion is not everyone opinion. And as the guy said, being overpopulated sucks

@Lawliet_____

Жыл бұрын

@nkt_1903 2/3 of the Russian population lives on the west side. Nobody wants to live in the sahara desert and no one in Siberia in the cold. The people who live there are mostly indigenous people who always lived there as nomads. Bad example bad comparison.

1:47 Ah, yes. The youtube special of outdated history.

@fedeonio555

10 ай бұрын

What do you mean bruv

Is that a reference to Rhythm thief. the first song is very recognizable.

Hi AportuGeese, grretings from here

4:30 me who conquered whole Europe as Asatrian Iceland (this was in CK3 btw)

0:55 let's go baby that's what it's all about

4:51 - Renai Circulation lol *[edit]* 5:19 - Platinum disco too? Truly, I am spoiled.

Oi, the Czechs started it on Zaolzie. Not to mention the fact that they did it when we were fending for our lives against the Soviets in 1919/20.

@marskavols1073

7 ай бұрын

sorry but no Poland send on the territory military first and the region was part of Czechia for hundreds of years while it was only occupied by Poland in its all history

2:36 LMAO so true!!!

Great video, greetings from Turkiye 🇹🇷

@VergiliosSpatulas

Жыл бұрын

Spelled it wrong 🦃

The high amount of hungarian representation is a suprise to be sure, but a welcome one

5th comment LES GOOOOO Amazing video btw Will share it with my friends

Does anyone know what music he used at 0:39?

@gerardoramirezaldape

10 ай бұрын

phantom r theme from rythm thief

@Yahhanan

9 ай бұрын

@@gerardoramirezaldapethank you

So much persona music I love it

Atlantic ? 1500's ? Nothing but water

5:17 what is that song called?

@hotdogguy273

11 ай бұрын

Space song

@communitycontributor899

8 ай бұрын

platinum disco

What’s the song at 0:25?

@Yahhanan

9 ай бұрын

Rythm Thief ost : Phantom R’s Theme

Historia thumbnail i see what you did there yes very smart

does anyone know what the music is on 4:40?

@barrage1308

Жыл бұрын

World at war ost: Downfall kzread.info/dash/bejne/eYKDks16os_UYag.html

@gloverfox9135

Жыл бұрын

It’s from COD world at war

Actually Alexander the great was not a virgin.

@user-cg2tw8pw7j

Жыл бұрын

He has seven wives

What was the name of the song playing in “meanwhile the ottoman sultan”?

You should add more french stuff because they participate and won the most war and battle in history

1:25 People like us then 😂

2:32 biggest bruh moment in Iberian history.

@nameunknown6453

Жыл бұрын

I din't get that one could you elaborete a bit for me?

@sebastianprimomija8375

Жыл бұрын

@@nameunknown6453 no

@nameunknown6453

Жыл бұрын

@@sebastianprimomija8375 Ok

@fiestofelix4455

Жыл бұрын

@@nameunknown6453 Here is a very brief summary of the events (everyone can update this): Portugal's Royal Family Flees Napoleon and goes to Brazil 1808 > Family Vacation until Napoleon is gone > Royals overstays their welcome (after Napoleon loses) and upgrades Brazil to a Kingdom (creating the United Kingdom of Portugal, Brazil and the Algarves) ruling from Brazil > The portuguese becomes Very unhappy with that arrangement > The King goes back but leave the Prince to rule > Liberals take over Portugal and tries to revert Brazil to a colony > Brazilians and the Prince are not happy > The prince declares independence and Brazil becomes an Empire. Also to note: 1. the Prince, after screwing most of the brazilian aristocracy became quite unpopular, then returned to Portugual, took the throne, left his son to rule Brazil and won a civil war. 2. Wouldn't say that Portugal became a colony... I would say they became more like a "Branch" but that isn't as funny.

@nameunknown6453

Жыл бұрын

@@fiestofelix4455 Thanks 👍

3 memes related to Italy, all about italians being screwed over. Me, an italian: Yep, that check it out.

There was literally no point in history during which the PLC existed but Russia or Prussia did not.

5:55 You mean Zaolzie or Silesia? Bruh...

Yes relatable

2:00 is not completely right since that trade was already there when the Portugese came they just started moving them to America.

@Cyricist001

Жыл бұрын

I assume that's why the Atlantic is in the name, to differentiate it from the local and arab slave trade.

based golden horde moment

First music name ?

@gerardoramirezaldape

10 ай бұрын

Rythm thief: Phantom R´s theme

Switzerland watching all this since 1291: 🍿

@shabagge

Жыл бұрын

Switzerland had his last war in the 18 century.

1:00 + What are you? an incel? - Absolutely.

0:45 Poland-Lithuania was formed after Lithuania got their teeth kicked in by proto-Russia (Muscovy) and both nations had so close ties in the first place, because for a few hundred years, they were leading wars against proto-Prussia (Teutonic order)

3:17 what is that song?

@WeedSoldierOfficial

2 ай бұрын

Hoi4 end of war

@rare_hilf

2 ай бұрын

@@WeedSoldierOfficial thanks man

Gigachad Icelanders allowing the killing of basques until early 2000s

You should add the pov of turks when Molodva just came back since it was one of their hardest enemy they ever had .

1900 biggest crossover be like:

1:36 🍷🗿 yes

Czech mfers after they got independent from austria just to get annexed afterwards by a more opressive regime:

@marskavols1073

7 ай бұрын

yea you seen it in vide if there was not Poland attacking in the seim time Czechia would probably defend it self but not in 2v1