Coffeeheads are the audiophiles of food stuff.

@Spengas

11 ай бұрын

Coffeephiles

@robnunya572

11 ай бұрын

Audiofools?

@dylandrew6071

11 ай бұрын

Lazy coffeeheads are called Pod ophiles.

@MartinBuzek

11 ай бұрын

since when is coffee considered food 😂

@dylandrew6071

11 ай бұрын

@MartinBuzek Since originally coffee beans were chewed. Take that muppet

“you save money if you brew coffee at home”

@allisafu

9 ай бұрын

yeah, it's a bad excuse, but it's a hobbie, hobbies are never meant to save you money hahahahahaha

@luckyducky7819

9 ай бұрын

Technically, you can still save money brewing at home AND buy expensive coffee gear. You'd just have to drink a LOT of coffee.

@Tyiriel

9 ай бұрын

@@luckyducky7819 This guy probably has to drink about a pools worth of coffee a day while comparing it to high-end restaurant coffee served on the space station.

@byers1060

9 ай бұрын

I mean, sure - if you're getting stuff like this you aren't here simply to save money but you *will* eventually pay off your gear when you're not buying $8 lattes

@luckyducky7819

9 ай бұрын

@@Tyiriel True, but look at all the pretty machines! Surely that's worth, uh...Hold on let me google the prices. ...Oh my god...

“Whatever that means” 🤣 my thoughts often as I watch these

@TheDefiledShell

8 ай бұрын

At least he admits it. See I have a theory that yes he loves coffee and it’s his hobby. But he doesn’t take it that seriously, and is using all the hate in the comments to fuel his view count and is still making a profit on these videos 👌🏼

@sneakersneakersneaker

8 ай бұрын

@@TheDefiledShell hes starting to grow on me ♥

@Moridin69

8 ай бұрын

It sounds like a joke, but anyone who has brewed coffee with ice would notice the difference in flavour than when it's left to cool

@winsalot84

8 ай бұрын

​@@Moridin69this is true

@quocalimar1309

7 ай бұрын

​@@TheDefiledShellI'm proud of him, and want to get my mind so chill. A lot of YTs NEED controversy to grow or exist, but at the same time seem toxicity obsessed with trying to not be seen as bad as the controversy they cause. I.e. YT drama channels

The chilled ball is a thing. The guy won a barrista competition for it. It preserves the flavor and allows for serving at a drinkable temperature

@Vgamer311

8 ай бұрын

They’re all “things” wtf are you talking about? Did you thing this video was two truths and a lie or something?

@johanloubser8138

8 ай бұрын

​@@Vgamer311He means it's not just marketing, that it actually does make a difference.

@Metro_gaming95

6 ай бұрын

​@@Vgamer311And what's the point of being an asshole about it !? 🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤡

@biljancanin

6 ай бұрын

​@@johanloubser8138 i bet you, place a cup of coffe made with that shit ball, and 1 without it, who's gonna twll the difference? Placebo effect. Nothing more. The swirl thing also makes no difference since you have to press the coffe into the filter, and the other filter is also just a gimmick. Companies make money by selling you unnecessary stuff.

@Aye.Eye.Captain

6 ай бұрын

​@@biljancanin make espresso and leave it to die. It doesn't take long without being chilled, usually less than 20 seconds. You can tell once you see it. Now drink a fresh shot. Tell me that's placebo. One is bitter and acidic, one isn't. It's kind of a "no doy" sorta thing once you think about it. All coffee brewed in different ways will give you varying levels of acidity, but a dead espresso shot isnt desirable for obvious reasons. No offense but I don't understand how you're online and you still can't manage to figure it out on your own... and then continue to spread a blatant lie, lmfao.

I hide in the dumpsters behind Starbucks and shovel the used coffee grounds into my mouth with my hands like a raccoon

@ExhaustedScarf

11 ай бұрын

Lmaoooo XD

@bluehemlock1156

11 ай бұрын

Dibs on the cups, they're chewy

@scorpleeon

11 ай бұрын

I guffawed

@nrdas8912

11 ай бұрын

This is the most intelligent advice I've ever read in KZread comments. I'm heading out right now to find my own Starbucks dumpster. Thank you so much for improving my life.

@johnnycarson5146

11 ай бұрын

This is the objective most pleasing method for caffeine consumption

Magnets ftw. For everything, everywhere

@kaizoor

Жыл бұрын

Magnets are satisfying to use all day

@myheartbelong2oi

11 ай бұрын

Magnets actually make things work better, and they don't get in the way.

@user-K8T

11 ай бұрын

Magnet in your phone case. Game changer. I'm 100% serious.

@aidenlakata7662

11 ай бұрын

@@user-K8Thow are you not a billionaire yet?!!

@tiagoangelo3828

11 ай бұрын

Everything becomes magnetised over time, yummy rusty metal flakes everywhere..

Being a speedcuber, when you introduce magnets in a scene, they’re never going away

Coffee and watches are two things I really love for the artistry in them we have had “good enough” watches and coffee for well over a century but still the pursuit for better exist to this day and there’s just something about that that I really appreciate

@planterion7969

7 ай бұрын

Well depends on how you define better, right? A 30$ quartz-watch is more accurate and lasts longer than a 600$ perfectly designed and machined mechanical watch.

@user-gh8hq8nm4x

7 ай бұрын

@@planterion7969 that’s not really the point I was making though. What I’m saying is both of those watches are perfectly acceptable time keepers but if you know about complications in watch movements that’s the perfect example of making it more complex than it needs to be simply for the display of the work and craftsmanship. I do agree that a good watch and a nice watch are different things and hold different value both financially and personally but the point I’m making is the attention to detail and change soley for the sake of furthering the knowledge and advancement of the craft.

"Where were you? You're 2 hours late to work!" "Sorry, boss, I was making coffee"

@littlebaron5573

11 ай бұрын

Not exactly how it played out but my boss was like 1.5 hrs late and we were getting worried since she called none of us and there was nothing on team chat, turns out she was getting this ridiculously huge espresso maker for our office. It’s actually pretty sick as long as you like coffee. She’ll bring in different kinds all the time and we can drink as much as we want. I think she just really wanted an espresso machine but couldn’t justify having it in her house. That is one of the best bosses I’ve ever had tbh. Aside from an older gent that was in the Marines. Those two bosses i’d have literally done above and beyond what they ask. If we had more like them we would be in good shape

@sahilrahman5066

11 ай бұрын

​@@littlebaron5573I mean if it wasn't a workplace violation I would have kissed my boss out of pure joy of being able to even use a god damn espresso machine!!

@catherinegarmon3027

11 ай бұрын

Single drip extraction, 1 drop every 20 seconds for 1 hour per shot...

@brokeindio5072

11 ай бұрын

Make coffee for 2 hours and clean all those shit for another hour

@YuzuLovesDoodoo

11 ай бұрын

Unironically

The magnet trend is always good for anything. Who doesn't love something that snaps into place but doesn't have anything showing in order to do so? It's like magic!

@jmiquelmb

11 ай бұрын

Magnet condoms

@nickwilliams2415

11 ай бұрын

@@jmiquelmb I'd get the implant for that 😎

@someusername4129

11 ай бұрын

Found the juggalo

@spaleng

10 ай бұрын

​@@nickwilliams2415nah, magnetic cock ring

@theowainwright7406

10 ай бұрын

Magnets suck for anyone who works with metal

That spinning thing looks like some kind of torture device.

@damirock98

6 ай бұрын

Don’t kink shame

@toaster1443

5 ай бұрын

It is made of acupuncture needles

That one unemployed friend on a random Tuesday

@1337murk

8 ай бұрын

Considering this is thousands in coffee gear, I doubt it would be the unemployed friend lol

@ct4nk3r

6 ай бұрын

@@1337murk the home office IT guys on a normal tuesday

@peachypet808

4 ай бұрын

@@1337murkWe all know that one uneployed person who own more expensive stuff than any person with a job

@1337murk

4 ай бұрын

@@peachypet808 you mean retired?

@NitroDragon

4 ай бұрын

@@ct4nk3r Of the people I know that have an espresso bar. Yup, all IT and Devs.

In the meantime there's a neapolitan mama that brews the best coffee you'll ever taste with just two steel cups and a steel filter that they've been passing on since at least the 1940s

@eyespy3001

10 ай бұрын

My mother’s been brewing the best coffee using a fabric filter and a small pot of boiling water for over 43 years. The whole setup, including the coffee, costs $6 and cleans up in two minutes. Meanwhile, in the “aficionado’s” kitchen… Two hours, and $800 later, here’s an alright shot of espresso

@kingcam0775

9 ай бұрын

@@eyespy3001 I'd rather have his coffee than your mom's. I bet he'd make it quicker than it takes for her water to heat up, too.

@eyespy3001

9 ай бұрын

@@kingcam0775 Doubtful, but you do you, boo boo

@afreakshow1752

9 ай бұрын

@@kingcam0775 hey americano is stil good just not my cup of tea... @eyespy3001 , had to make that joke sorry

@GRMNCVS

9 ай бұрын

@@kingcam0775Sure thing, bud. A 5€ electric kettle can boil water in like 2 minutes.

I love the new snap top on the Folgers containers

@norskjeger1976

11 ай бұрын

I’ll be sticking with my hotel room sized Mr. Coffee that doesn’t turn itself off when the water runs out.

@Sleepy_Old_Cat

11 ай бұрын

​@@norskjeger1976 same! I'll add ice to the glass pot and brew, BOOM! Iced coffee. 😌 thank me later.

@anonelle28

11 ай бұрын

Lmao 😂

@krismine99

11 ай бұрын

​@@Sleepy_Old_Catin all seriousness, I just make a pot of coffee one day, have a cup hot (since it's just me) and refrigerate the rest for cold coffee the next few days

@dirtysniper3434

11 ай бұрын

I recommend black rifle coffee, they got good coffee and usually same price as a large pack of Folgers, majority of their sales go to vets

The freezing one actually makes sense. The shorter flavour compounds are often the ones you smell, since they’re actively evaporating from the liquid and going into your nose. So by cooling the liquid, you can potentially preserve more of these molecules in the coffee rather than flying off.

@svon6642

10 ай бұрын

until someone actively, rigorously tests it,,, this is all just rationalizations. We make so many things sound "reasonable" but then later it becomes a household myth and we prove it false… its just common af in humanity.

@eyespy3001

10 ай бұрын

Shut up 😂

@maaingan

9 ай бұрын

That, and you can drink your cup right away. No waiting for a comfortable temperature, you can just slug the whole thing since it’s only slightly hot

@spamcan9208

9 ай бұрын

You aren't going to lose any meaningful amount of volatile compounds between the time an espresso is brewed to the time it takes to be served.

@last1second

9 ай бұрын

You can't really measure how much of those volatile compounds were saved by the method. The difference you taste likely arise from the temperature difference. Our tongue taste things that are closer to your body temperature better

I don’t even like coffee but I’m somehow obsessed with the espresso videos. It’s like ASMR for my eyes.

Having a friend group be into coffee is really just a competition to see who goes broke last

@K0sm1cKid

11 ай бұрын

Honestly it's not near as expensive as going out to eat more than a couple times a week. Most people spend tons eating out, especially people who buy Starbucks or Dutch Bros. You can break even pretty easy and get better coffee buying the stuff to make it.

@dedvi

11 ай бұрын

@@K0sm1cKid i mean you can also drink instant coffee or just not drink it at all. Both of which are way cheaper

@HeatMiserr

10 ай бұрын

@@dedvior just get a coffee pot and coffee grounds like they’d have in an office or cheap hotel, actually the cheapest option

@MichaelK_

10 ай бұрын

@@dedviinstant coffee tastes like shit though

@dedvi

10 ай бұрын

@@MichaelK_ idk i kinda think all coffee tastes like crap without a ton of milk and sugar. And by that point it doesn’t really matter what you use since you can barely taste the coffee

Caffeine addicts put damn near every other addiction to shame with how meticulous they are about their addiction😂

@Meckerzful

11 ай бұрын

No, caffeine addicts just drink half a moka for breakfast,the stuff in the video is for people without a personality

@NieroshaiTheSable

11 ай бұрын

fr even absinthe snobs don't hit this level.

@hyperrat12

11 ай бұрын

@@NieroshaiTheSable 😂😂😂

@aronsemere9439

11 ай бұрын

@@NieroshaiTheSableit’s been a while since i last remembered that there are people who make drinking poison a personality. Wild but that’s people for you

@nagash2731

11 ай бұрын

Coffee guys are just IPA guys before noon.

And my wife thinks I'm crazy for using the whisk thingy to distribute the coffee evenly 😂

That new coffee ground spinney tool is half of a weed grinder 😂😂😂😂

Volatile refers to a liquid that rapidly turns into a gas. For coffee, the volatile compounds hold a lot of flavor and give coffee that wonderful smell - but that also means that flavor leaves the coffee itself. By chilling these liquid compounds right after extraction, they're much less likely to evaporate and therefore stay in the coffee. I am a chemist, this is my only purpose

@callum758

8 ай бұрын

but then what if you want hot coffee? - i am stupid and don’t know science please use baby terms

@JGHFunRun

8 ай бұрын

Volatile solids exist too, for example you can smell mothballs because they are made of a volatile compound (naphthalene or para-dichlorobenzene*), and in fact if they weren’t volatile they wouldn’t work because it is the smell that deters moths (not all volatile compounds have a smell, water is somewhat volatile for example) *naphthalene is traditional but PDCB is used because of flammability concerns

@Carter-hx3nb

8 ай бұрын

@@JGHFunRun Why does water activate the moth ball smell so much? I buy a lot of vintage clothes and some smell worse after washing, until they dry.

@MelKibson

8 ай бұрын

Thank you yt stranger, a lot ❤

@vincere4591

8 ай бұрын

So it’s legit. Honestly, I probably might get into espresso brewing just to know what differences all this stuff makes, I _need_ to know.

That coffee better taste like liquid gold with all those steps involved.

@blackisanxious7178

8 ай бұрын

guess what . it's barely better than any coffee you'll have . it's just the experience

@mycelia_ow

8 ай бұрын

​@@blackisanxious7178 Not really true, you get to control everything here unlike in a store. You haven't seen much of what coffeeheads can do. I've seen some crazy mixed brews that came out having exotic flavours.

@mycelia_ow

8 ай бұрын

Well this is what coffee shops do, at least Starbucks I think. I worked for a high class coffee shop and they did stuff like this. It's like the difference between microwaving a Walmart dinner and dining at a michelin 5 star restaurant. You need to appreciate the "extra steps". Not everyone is lazy.

@blackisanxious7178

8 ай бұрын

@@mycelia_owas i see it most these gadgets are purely for comfortablity not flexibility with the options . and he even admitted vto not knowing what the use of the frozen metal ball lol

@Milkmancarti

8 ай бұрын

@@blackisanxious7178I’ve brewed coffee at home and have gotten it from various coffee shops only ones I’ve liked are Philz and Tierra Mia. But brewing at home with a specific bean does make the difference and I am not a coffee head

I can't express how ridiculous I find all of these yet I keep watching and watching 😅

"remember the classic WDT tools that you use to swirl and distribute your espresso grounds?" my ass who has never heard of these in my entire life:

"If ya still ain't usin' magnets in your coffee, uh...ya' lackin'.." Damn, coffee scene is gettin' wild.

@TheHadi545

11 ай бұрын

It’s just capitalism making up shit to sell you

@jarredharrison2829

11 ай бұрын

Then there’s me, with my instant coffee and microwave 😅

@MrGedget

11 ай бұрын

@@jarredharrison2829True Chad

We need James Hoffman to fact check on this

@blakksheep736

8 ай бұрын

Hoffman pog.

@eclecticwitch4515

8 ай бұрын

oh THATS how i ended up here, i do follow him lmao

@MarkStoddard

7 ай бұрын

I've never seen him do a proper taste test for anything. Until someone can pick one out of a lineup, it's BS

This is why I'm glad I'm a tea drinker.

The frosted balls are gonna be a mainstay

No matter the hobby, people will always produce pretentious, overpriced accessories. The result? Diminishing returns and deeply in-debt customers 🤣 Coffee has to be one of the worst for moustachio twirling pomposity. The magnets though; pretty dope

@crawdaddyy

Жыл бұрын

This sums it up perfectly

@Penskeeee

11 ай бұрын

Overpriced until you realise you can 3D print them for 10c on the dollar

@GtsAntoni1

11 ай бұрын

@@Penskeeee what food safe, thermally resistant filament are you using to print that doesn't impart any flavour? And it's only 10c if you already own a 3d printer.

@davidribroma2425

11 ай бұрын

So, they do the swirly thing, then compress it?

@rugbychampion1

11 ай бұрын

Couldn’t agree more. But that’s just consumerism for you. There’s always something better but just as unnecessary. If you can just be happy with functional and hardwearing then life is a lot simpler and cheaper

At this point I think it's more about cosplaying as alchemists than making coffee. I'd love to try one though. You could double down and make a themed coffee shop that looks like an old lab/research study.

The magnets are probably here to stay, who doesnt love the added precision and ease of use they provide?

The frozen ball is actually a really good idea from a physics standpoint

Magnets in everything is the correct way to not be 👏🏻 losing 👏🏻 all 👏🏻 these 👏🏻 parts

@nexiuz2233

11 ай бұрын

You the type of person to put “if you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best” in your bio…

@X3r0.

11 ай бұрын

@@nexiuz2233 lol 😂 go off with your assumptions

@nexiuz2233

11 ай бұрын

@@X3r0. okay…you’re a middle age white woman, am I right?

@stillstellar04

11 ай бұрын

@@nexiuz2233she’s a middle aged white woman named Laura

@valsonder

11 ай бұрын

magnets do fuck though-

Honestly we need more magnet technology

Saw this new cake recipe today. Probably gonna give it a shot, sounded pretty nice.

ok but the magnets are lowkey super handy and should be used more often in appliances.

And at the end of the day, you still get an espresso shot.

The fact that there are people trying to patent a method of extraction is actually insane. 😂 Careful how you brew should not be a sentence 😢😂

@jevinliu4658

10 ай бұрын

Yeah I don't think that would work legally

@ericjenkins5815

9 ай бұрын

If it's for your own personal use, feel free to copy patents

@alexschorr9551

8 ай бұрын

Conceptual patents go through all the time. In Canada a dude patented just the concept of having 7 coin drawers in a cash register. At the time there were only 6 denominations of coins, but a few years later the government introduced a 7th type. All the companies that produced cash register had to pay the guy millions in royalties since he already patented the idea of having 7 slots for coins.

Coffee drinkers could’ve all been rocket scientists but they choose instead to fixate on whatever distracts them

I like it when my coffee doesn't take 30 minutes for half a cup 😂

@mdrafiq9111

9 ай бұрын

these tools usually cost so much to make it faster though

@aquamarinerose5405

9 ай бұрын

Though maybe I'm wrong but espresso shots trade quantity for potency, like a Coffee Shot.

@iamchillydogg

9 ай бұрын

Add some water and make an Americano.

@Hugo_Basilio

8 ай бұрын

It's probably 3 tablespoon worth of liquid.

@mycelia_ow

8 ай бұрын

That's espresso my man, you usually don't drink that straight. You can add it to a brew, or make popular coffee drinks with it by adding milks/creamer, like latte, frap, etc. Or do what I do and add espresso liquid to my fruit smoothies as a pre workout.

To quote Breaking Bad: “YEAH BITCH! MAGNETS!”

@Hollis_has_questions

10 ай бұрын

One of my favorite episodes!

As someone who's has coffee like 10 times in my life, I'm glad I saw this.

@ggregg2667

11 ай бұрын

Yeah. I love getting a solid insight like this to a world I didn't know existed. So cool to see someone passionate talk about what they love too.

@plant_12

11 ай бұрын

​@@ggregg2667I love checking up on those different worlds sometimes. It's like when Undertale pops up on my Tumblr, I don't really care about it but it's nice to see they're doing well.

The one thing that makes the most sense to me is all the magnetic stuff which makes things quicker and more consistent

The magnets are def staying. That shit is actually really useful.

Tea drinkers: Tea bag and boiling water. Coffee drinkers: More tools required than all the contractors who built your house.

@Novacification

11 ай бұрын

A "real" tea drinker doesn't use tea bags and the process of brewing tea is just as involved as with coffee, they just don't rely on machines as much. Different teas from different regions with different soils brewed at different temperatures in different ways over multiple extractions of the same leaf for different lengths of time.

@PhunkieZero

11 ай бұрын

@@Novacification Even not counting tea bags, drinking tea has never been, and will never be as pretentious and expensive as this espresso crap is (and I'm saying this as a half-Italian). Getting a good loose-leaf tea, an electric kettle, and a steeper-ball/infuser is all you need to enjoy your good tea. For Espresso, you need the coffee (whole beans), the coffee grinder, the machine, all the bits for it, accessories like the needle stir-y thing, the press, the filter basket, now the "frozen whiskey ball"... and I don't even have to look but I know any piece costs more than any piece of tea equipment costs.

@Novacification

11 ай бұрын

@@PhunkieZero original comment wasn't about cost of the tools but just like a rudimentary tea infuser is cheap, you can get cheap espresso makers. If you do a Gong Fu style tea brewing ceremony, you have a lot of tools and utensils with you at the table and variations of almost everything, right down to color changing animal tokens to offer your tea rinsing water to. You can buy a simple kettle but you can also buy an expensive kettle that can heat water to a specific temperature within one degree and keep it there. You have many different pots depending on the experience you're going for and some tea, especially aged teas, can be very expensive.

@K0sm1cKid

11 ай бұрын

You can also make a good cup of coffee by pouring boiling water over your grounds in a pot and stirring for a minute or so. Not kidding, you get a really good cup of coffee that way, helps keep the grounds from burning and you don't over extract. Everyone has a couple pots they can use to do that.

@caviteboy304

11 ай бұрын

@phunkiezero My brother I'm saying this with all the love and respect in the world. You are severely underestimating the pretentiousness involved in the tea scene. While there may not be as many trending gadgets and costly machinery, the price of some of these fucking teas more than make up for that and then some. Not to mention there's tea related equipments that's are definitely ultra expensive because it's hand made by some 900th generation guy up in the moon thats never seen sunlight or whatever bullshit. Every hobby is gonna have this kind of shit friend

me using the same moka pot to make coffee for years: *visually confused*

@RobertKing-oq4fq

9 ай бұрын

You're my kind of people. I use a 3 cup moka pot almost daily. I think eventually I'll get a La Pavoni or other manual espresso machine, but I'm not into these gadgets and nonsense.

I don't even drink coffee, but this is so fun to watch

Im just waiting for the demolition guy make a video of Expresso machine destruction.

Out of all of these, I like the magnets in everything, makes cleanup easier in the short term

I used magnets for years in the coffee shop i worked in. Barely any room to even stand and almost no counter space. Magnets were a life saver as well as key rings and command hooks. I dont get the new WDT tools though. I swirl wdt all the way to the top but with this it leaves holes ad you pull the tool out. They would be good if the whole tool moved upwards out the coffee bed.

"Yo wake up, the new coffee patch notes are up... Freezing your ball is the new meta!"

Coffee heads inventing time travel just to get a slightly different flavor on the brew

“This gadget produces results like *this* and that gadget produces results like *this*” Sir those are the same results

I don't like coffee but making it looks like some kind of art

Love them all. It all looks so satisfying to me

this is the most passive aggressive coffee channel I've ever found and Im here for it

At the end of the day, does it matter if it’s trendy or not? If you like it and it brings you happiness, it’s money well spent.

@the_vba5384

Жыл бұрын

I think you are wiser that 99% percent of the general public. People just say things about other people and things but honestly who gaf????

@deevnn

Жыл бұрын

Better idea...donate to a good cause. It will make you feel like a King.

@ExhaustedScarf

11 ай бұрын

@@deevnn You don’t have to sacrifice every personal pleasure in your life to make donations, or to be a good person. have a dinky little espresso set-up that costs $60 at Walmart. It sucks, but it can still brew espresso and steam and froth my milk. I am dirt fucking poor, too. Disabilities and being unable to work will do that to you. I still donate through my local market. It’s a Mediterranian market, and they do something called round-up donations. We’ve all seen them. Cashier asks if you want ta round up to donate to x cause. I do that, and it is enough.

@ExhaustedScarf

11 ай бұрын

Thank you! Espresso is something that truly makes me feel happy. It’s been a huge boon to my mental health, just by being fun, meditative, and giving me a little reward at the end. My local Mediterranean/Near Eastern/Middle Eastern market sells the best pots and glassware, too! I feel so clossy and refined, even on my tiny, dinky little setup.

@commoncommentatingcommento8683

11 ай бұрын

THANK YOU - homeless drug addicts.

The anxiety of people who are not able to cook coffee outside their home must be a real deal. 😂

I’ll be honest I love the cold whiskey ball pour over and I enjoy when the magnets snap all the pieces together it’s not necessary but it feels like magic

I don't even like coffee, but I'm so caught upon all the coffee nerd trends because I keep watching these videos

I recently upgraded from a keurig to a nespresso and it felt like I was driving a spaceship . Then I saw the price of the pods and immediately got a refillable one just to put Folgers in it 😂. Now I can look rich and still have my cheap coffee

The coffee meta 💀

“Coffee gear” I never thought that one day I would hear those two words together

I feel like this video is the pure essence of r/espressocirclejerk

I'll be grumpy as fck if I have to do this everytime I want to drink some coffee. And imagine cleaning all of those things.

@itsv1p3r

11 ай бұрын

Hes gay for coffee though so i bet he loves feeling special washing all his stupid coffee gear

@williambenton9959

9 ай бұрын

This isn't for your morning cuppa, my dude. Caffeine addicts need not apply.

i worked in coffee for years. the only things that actually impacts the taste, smoothness, and body of your espresso at a noticeable level are: -the freshness, origin, and blend of your beans -the uniformity of your grind -the cleanliness of your machine and your tools -the mineral content of your water -the pressure of your machine if all of these things are maintained and appropriate, the rest of this bullshit doesn't matter. throw some ice cubes in your catch cup. tap your portafilter against your wrist a few times to even it out before tamping. dry out the basket before refilling and pulling another shot. you don't need to spend $20,000 on equipment for a good shot of espresso folks

I dislike it in every way possible yet still subscribed to this channel

i remember the chilling stuff from another short. basically a dude won a competition by doing it. a lot of "volatiles" get lost in the coffee if it stays hot for too long, so the idea is to pour over a cold object that's gonna preserve those otherwise lost flavors

I think magnets are somthing that should stay, it just makes making coffee more convinientl and satisfying

The puck screen!! Also, if we go back like 3 years, single-dose grinders.

@sonacphotos

11 ай бұрын

Yeah I ditched the puck screen, it really did nothing for me. Taste was the same. Just another annoying thing to clean

@acf894

11 ай бұрын

I like the puck screen because it keeps the group head clean.

@sonacphotos

11 ай бұрын

@@acf894 You should be purging the group head between pulls anyway which cleans it.

I like the magnet trend very much. Satisfying.

Honestly the OG espresso baskets make much MUCH better looking espresso....along with tiger striping. That will never go away.

Bro I just want my anxiety drink

I have heard the chilling ball does really work. Also it would be good for iced drinks.

@jmiquelmb

11 ай бұрын

This is the only trend on the video that probably makes a real difference. I was once served an iced coffee with cold metal cubes and it was pretty nice, you don't have to worry about water diluting

@bruneti12

10 ай бұрын

I just chill the cup...

Me brewing coffee with a moka pot thinking I reached the height of coffee knowledge 😰

He smartly kept himself out from all those nerds

Wow I literally missed all of these, thanks ill have to try the "chilled balls" concept 😅

@mazzysmainframe

11 ай бұрын

I tried it but random people just kept screaming "Get your pants on, this is an ice cream truck." As if I didn't know where I was, it was really annoying.

I don’t drink coffee, but this is cool lol

I kinda get the magnets tbh. It's nice when things snap together.

I've had a whiskey ball for almost a decade. What a nifty idea! I'm going to pull a shot of espresso to see how it changes it up

😂 Some amped up coffee head: YES!!! MAGNETS BITCH!!!

This is so accurate that it hurts 😂

I thought i peeped some of those pieces of gear being magnetic in your other videos! I knew it haha

sometimes i wonder what kind of person feels the need to channel their inner wizard while making their morning coffee

@johnd1727

10 ай бұрын

W⚓️'s

Magnets gotta be here to stay, snappy gadgets are the best. Dunno about anything else

Meanwhile I work at a coffee and ice cream shop and it is literally the most un fancy thing ever

This is all cool stuff and I been amazed for days as a ice coffee snob

Bro!!! Yall are coffee stoners. Video made me feel like I was gearing up for a dab 😂 Love it!!!

What's wrong with magnet? Definitely useful cod alot things

@ghislainedidntkillherself

11 ай бұрын

he never said anything is wrong with it…

@AtlasReburdened

11 ай бұрын

What's cod got to do with this? Does if have more uses than as calories or bait?

For people asking in the comments, some of the devices, (in no particular order and I'm not listing portafilters, handles, burr grinder blades, etc.) are: Sworksdesigns WDT Tool $50 USD Coffee Alive Coffee Tool - gold stainless steel ball (or any one of a dozen other clones that are all from the same manufacturer) $35-$55 USD Weber Workshops Moonraker $475. USD VARIA VS3 GRINDER $299.90+ USD Weber Workshops EG-1 80mm Flat Burr Electric Grinder $3,895 USD The Key 83mm Conical Burr Electric Grinder Regular price $1,999 USD All prices are direct from the manufacturer's websites, and are current as of July 21st 2023.

@treyshaffer

11 ай бұрын

I had to fact check you and I can't believe these are real prices. We live in an insane world if there are people blowing this much money on minimally improving their hot caffeine water.

@acest2098

9 ай бұрын

🤣😂🤦‍♂️

"I'd like my drink over ice." "Write that down WRITE THAT DOWN!"

Magnets are cool. No questions about that.

I mean... what's not to love?

isn’t this the same guy who said you need to buy fresh coffee every time you make one

I don’t how I got to “espresso KZread” but I love it

This is so entertaining to watch while I sip on my instant coffee

In the end of the day, no matter how many shenanigans you use, your espresso still won't beat the taste of gas station espresso somewhere in Italy.

God coffee snobs are something awful

The magnets seem like a pretty good idea if they're aligned properly, essentially helps keep everything in the order a little bit more thoroughly

As a speedcuber i understand the magnet one