Erling Haaland is Genius Personified
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@davidmccallum3950
2 жыл бұрын
No I won't subscribe.
Reporter : What's your birthday ? Haaland : 21st July Reporter : what year ? Haaland : every year
@Drforeverok
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@ttw9530
2 жыл бұрын
Omg that's so slapped 😭🤣
@PainlessPain
2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@mortifer8655
2 жыл бұрын
well , he's not wrong u know
@TheGlitcher7
2 жыл бұрын
If he wanted date it would be birth date and not birth day
Girlfriend: my parents aren't home Haaland: where are they?
@alonzoharris7836
3 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@roshan69420
3 жыл бұрын
Stollen comment from other popular haaland video's
@akhlisfais7884
3 жыл бұрын
Ye Why Not?
@akshayrathod9557
3 жыл бұрын
@@roshan69420 yess
@martk647
3 жыл бұрын
What a chad response. Chad wants the girl to run to their house instead.
His parents : What do you want for lunch ? Haaland : Food
@A96B.
3 жыл бұрын
LoL😂😂🤣😂🤣
@adityabindal3163
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@harmanpreetsingh6171
3 жыл бұрын
Every african
@LegalWealth.i.o
3 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@hubahomann3124
3 жыл бұрын
Very underrated comment mate🤣🤣
Haaland during a year ; 80 goals, 79 words
@boi2467
Жыл бұрын
underrated Comment
@exoticabbas7327
Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment *Speak less , work more*
@pheluma2394
Жыл бұрын
why many word when 80 goal good
@MagnaCali
Жыл бұрын
eh, why not?
@surfalcatraz9770
Жыл бұрын
why not? work hard
Haaland's script for interview: -Work hard -Hard work -Why not?
@mario_adv2nture
3 жыл бұрын
Not why?
@mohamad2698
3 жыл бұрын
-Yeah
@mohammedyousuf7545
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@bikkkraaannm
3 жыл бұрын
I feel very good
@generalobiwankenobi5890
2 жыл бұрын
"And yeah that how it is"
Haaland: *marries a woman* *married 40 years later* Woman: “i love you” Haaland: “woah close now”
@hemanthsai4584
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥
@brandonarietta5531
3 жыл бұрын
@@hemanthsai4584 Girl: (leans in to kiss) Haaland: "woah close now"
@wolfgangamadeusmozart2057
3 жыл бұрын
Underated 😂😂 soo hilarious
@alhoxoxo
2 жыл бұрын
I read this right when he said it
@melodica5407
2 жыл бұрын
GF: Do you love me? Haaland: Yeah why not?
Every word coming out of this man's mouth is a life lesson
@Wertunsy
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@handleisntfkinavailable
2 жыл бұрын
"Work hard" -Haaland "Hard work" -Haaland
@astratenebris1461
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah you can say so
@ghost_cis
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
Girlfriend : My parents aren't home Haaland : Mine are.
@lovedivealma
Жыл бұрын
Girlfriend: My parents aren't home Haaland: Why not?
I like him. Seems like he just wants to play football and not answer stupid questions.
@mhm6309
3 жыл бұрын
The reporters are really asking such stupid questions also
@user-vi4fy5zj8g
3 жыл бұрын
True !!!
@volteprime1748
3 жыл бұрын
Ya
@zonecc6770
3 жыл бұрын
His brain is a pancake. Dude's brain dead
@cedricpompeya7388
2 жыл бұрын
@@mhm6309 yes and a bit too much
Too be fair terrible questions by the reporters
@DawkBrawlin
3 жыл бұрын
😐
@Bruno-xi7qz
3 жыл бұрын
He just respond the questions
@tommyshelby20
3 жыл бұрын
The reporters just ask questions they already know the answer to. ‘How do you feel?’
@maxmordon7295
3 жыл бұрын
Sports journalists are paid a shiton just for talking nonsense and asking about blatantly obvious facts.
@cauall
3 жыл бұрын
@@dhylek8860 É “answer”, não “answear”, burro
Reporter: What did the manager say at halftime? Haaland: Words
@LearnEnglishWithVC
2 жыл бұрын
Sigma Male Rule No. 9
Imagine having dinner with haaland and his family and they all speak one word of sentence... Mom: School? Haaland: Workhard Dad : Girlfriend? Haaland: Why not?!
@aiwinct4932
3 жыл бұрын
Lol 🤣
@reasondro
3 жыл бұрын
💀
@jurgenflint1555
3 жыл бұрын
😅👍
@ramhalder7938
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂👌🏻
@evelinakaimakanova8539
3 жыл бұрын
Hotel? Tri va go!
Reporter: is there a message you would like to send out to the fans? Haaland: yes Reporter: what is that message Haaland: to the fans
@Huz7Edits
3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile in england: Kevin: LET ME TALK LET ME TALK Refree: ok talk Kevin: *Kevin*
@justinseagul2756
3 жыл бұрын
Binod 😂
@CardinalSlayZ
3 жыл бұрын
@@justinseagul2756 😂
@Kemendil
3 жыл бұрын
I thought this comment was a joke and then he actually said that, LMAO! Love this guy :D
@kurokoro8615
3 жыл бұрын
@@Huz7Edits The Champions' reference, aye?
Virgin Interviewer vs AlphaChad Haaland
@aaizavya
3 жыл бұрын
😳😳😎😎
@arunavtiwary9380
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@asp5399
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@arfanhafiz6170
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣😂😂
@brodemfamalam7178
3 жыл бұрын
😂
It’s truly genius, he not only avoids questions but makes reporters question their own sanity. If he wants to make a career whereby he never actually answers a reporters questions that would be goat level IMO
@liliumvonschneriss6923
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's like two bird with one stone, avoiding unwanted question and raising his likeability without being hated by the media.
"Why not" is literally the perfect answer to every question!!!
@melvinjansen2338
3 жыл бұрын
How tall are you?
@ogpunkbuster
3 жыл бұрын
"It depends" is up there too lol
@someonegg1751
3 жыл бұрын
@@melvinjansen2338 why not ?
@SwarajBawankar
2 жыл бұрын
3rd Person :- Why did you Bang my head on the wall ?? You :- Why not ??
@Potato_Juice.
2 жыл бұрын
why are u a loser?
Reporter - Erling, how do you sleep alone? Haaland - HaRd WoRk
@AdamTognoli
3 жыл бұрын
Why not?
@titanos.k3505
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@emilelesgerov
3 жыл бұрын
Asdfg
@micahbellderat6358
3 жыл бұрын
Someone just liked the 200th in front of me
@VikasKumar-pp4qr
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
"Work hard" "Hard work" "Smile" "Why not" "I don't know what it means I said what he said" -Erling Haaland
@afifhasan3484
3 жыл бұрын
I dont know what it means but isaid what he said***
@jp2650
3 жыл бұрын
@@afifhasan3484 thanks
@walker-bd2uo
3 жыл бұрын
*whoah we're close now*
@Audioze-
3 жыл бұрын
smoozie i didnt say that u said that but ok
@emipop1353
3 жыл бұрын
Pure genius
He doesn't fake his interviews, he's being himself. I love this man
Math teacher: how did you solve this problem ? Haaland: hard work
This guy is the human form of the phrase "I'm a simple man..."
@iverkristoffersen934
3 жыл бұрын
Norwegians are pretty simple people
@oscurodous7655
3 жыл бұрын
I go to norway
@rotorhousetv4838
3 жыл бұрын
Why not!?
@melodica5407
2 жыл бұрын
@@iverkristoffersen934 Fuck it. I'm off to norway!!!
@salomaonplanetsaturn674
2 жыл бұрын
All is ok )Not everybody likes to chat
The words hard and work, *exists* Haaland: I'll take your entire stock
@yadnesh15
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@iw3_pheonix681
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@bryayen
3 жыл бұрын
This is underrated😂
@teenb302
3 жыл бұрын
Chelsea sucks
@akhidhabi6346
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
interviewer: what's your secret? Haaland: it's a secret..
@capitanamerica688
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
The guy has more goals than the words he has said in his entire life
how is haaland lonely? where is that lady trainer
@chy32_
3 жыл бұрын
ehhhhhh...hard work!!!!
@theeyebro
3 жыл бұрын
The reporter is referring to when Haaland said he sleeps with his hattrick balls and calls them his "girlfriends". Its just badly formulated, the reporter probably isnt too steady in english.
@robertlewandowski1234
3 жыл бұрын
@@theeyebro lol out of context it sounds like the dumpest question on earth
@hongwu3214
3 жыл бұрын
It's funny how nobody understand that he is trolling😂
@teegetrankblutorange4453
3 жыл бұрын
Her name is Pamela Reif
Interviewer: How are you today Haaland? Haaland: Ahemmmmm.....Yup....hmmm.... Thank you
@CarlosRuiz-gg5wn
3 жыл бұрын
Ok
@TitasReal
3 жыл бұрын
why not?
I legit want to see him winning the ballon d' or just to see what he'll say when he receives the award on the stage
@hikrous2847
Жыл бұрын
Hard work
@lovedivealma
Жыл бұрын
Hard work Smile
@ismingo4264
Жыл бұрын
-Yes
This is a man who is clear of his mind and speaks whatever he thinks, does not filter anything. He is the future.
Reporter: Halland how many goals you will score in your next game? Halland: Yes
@markuszwerger3821
3 жыл бұрын
*Haaland: Why not?
@cacadoranbu8996
3 жыл бұрын
Why not ?
@markuszwerger3821
3 жыл бұрын
@TheMaltodexter ein Deutscher?
@BimBamHeidi
2 жыл бұрын
@@markuszwerger3821 😂
@BimBamHeidi
2 жыл бұрын
@TheMaltodexter Why not speak in grammatically correct English? Is that too much hard work? 😉
2:16 the way he gets off 😭😂😂
@user-mi4yc7pr3x
3 жыл бұрын
He stole something
@Midasekai
3 жыл бұрын
no time to waste, must work hard
@tyrmalik
3 жыл бұрын
@@Midasekai 😎🤝🏽
@Elite9CR
2 жыл бұрын
He was desperate to walk off ...🤣
@necionatah9588
2 жыл бұрын
Lmfaaao he’s already gone
Haaland's son : Dad how was I born Haaland : "Hard Work"
If you're homeless, just by a home -haaland
This video is just epic.... Every sound change and color changing to black n white is on point😂
@ramsy4205
3 жыл бұрын
cringe
@vector1037
3 жыл бұрын
@@ramsy4205 tf🙄
@jaoulzn
3 жыл бұрын
@@ramsy4205 tf😪
@191iwiiai5
3 жыл бұрын
It’s so repetitive
@joydeeprana8608
3 жыл бұрын
@@191iwiiai5 You are probably one of the tiktok users, who has the habit of watching new things every 15 seconds😏
Interviewers: Why can't you stop scoring? Haaland: Eh why not?
@aria_end
3 жыл бұрын
🔥😂
@JoshAllenberg
Жыл бұрын
Because I get paid to
Reporter: How to hard work? Haaland: Work hard
@steniusgamer746
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao
"Work simpler,and harder,and work hard,and hard work." -Erling Haaland
Way better than when people force their "feelings" into interviews
@yannick245
3 жыл бұрын
They tend to do that in the Premier League, I don't know about Serie A and La Liga, but definitely not in the Bundesliga. At least not the german players. They always seem to be pissed of to go to these post-match interviews, even after a victory. In England the players seem to take it as a part of the game..
@fz7091
3 жыл бұрын
@@yannick245 Hummels:
"Ye Why Not"- Halaand.
@lukashaaland2539
3 жыл бұрын
Haaland*
Dude, this guy is so smart, no empty bull$hit talk and worthless words. Dude just says it how it is.
@Model_Roe
Жыл бұрын
He's like most footballers they're airheads 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 nothing going on upstairs
his personality is a thing to appreciate 😭😭
@Model_Roe
Жыл бұрын
I swear most footballers are like this airheads nothing going on upstairs
@jusltv
Жыл бұрын
@@Model_Roe 😭😭😭
Interviewer: so why is the sky blue? Erling haaland: *HARD WORK*
@ido7449
3 жыл бұрын
??
@jatrabilashi-sadatsworld4303
3 жыл бұрын
WHY NOT?
@Me27399
2 жыл бұрын
Bruno's expression fits the comment😂😂
@paljorlha1
2 жыл бұрын
Aged well 🤝✅ Now is a sky blue 💙🤍
The first question was legit one of the most terrible questions ive heard an interviewer ask
@yossef1885
3 жыл бұрын
It was one of the best actually if you understood it cuz haaland once said he sleeps with the matchballs as if they are his gfs and that night he scored another hattrick
@ajanthony1356
3 жыл бұрын
it's a decent question but executed horribly
@mathiesklerck46
3 жыл бұрын
Bruh thought it was edited lol
@No-Stack-Developer
3 жыл бұрын
@@mathiesklerck46 nope
@anilpirwanii
3 жыл бұрын
@@yossef1885 actually he didn't score a hattrick. He scored a brace that's why the interviewer is asking if he's going to sleep alone tonight 😂
Bro lives in his own world and is just straight vibing through life. Legend
Mother: What do you wantto have for dinner? Haland: Food
So Haaland will you stay in Dortmund next season? Haaland: Work hard and smile.
@sonielwhite9405
3 жыл бұрын
Why not?
@TitasReal
3 жыл бұрын
why not?
@reyhamzah7565
2 жыл бұрын
We’ll see
2:07 Reporter : would you tell us the massage ? Halaand : to my fans 💀💀💀
@Mr-vengeance
3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes massage
@gautejohnsen346
2 жыл бұрын
I forgor ☠️
@anine7212
2 жыл бұрын
💆♀️
Reporter: How could you score a hatrick under such a pressure? Haaland: With my foot
1:20 I cracked so hard.
"are you gonna sleep alone " haaland :(
@hushni
3 жыл бұрын
Why not?
@InsaneSibs
3 жыл бұрын
What sorta question is that💀
@TylerSolvestri
3 жыл бұрын
Hard work
The secret is work hard and hard work, and don't forget to smile
@adityabindal3163
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@tuananhhoang7113
3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget to enjoy your life as well
@nabi7178
Жыл бұрын
For real I just read your comment when that part of work hard and smiling came I read it and heard it at the same time I'm dyiiiiing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When he eventually retires, this guy should either have a speech that goes on for an hour, or 30 seconds. No in between.
That "why not" is just savage 😂
Haaland:Woah we are close now Câmera Man: Why not?
"Why not" is the best dialogue
Haaland is full of talent✅ Haaland is full of meme✅
@Model_Roe
Жыл бұрын
He's like most footballers 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 he's an airhead I'm sure he's smart just a man of few words most footballers are like typical dumb jocks nothing going on upstairs
The way he smiles after is even better 🤣🤣
1:35 „I didn‘t say that“ 😂
Interviewer: are u going to sleep lonely tonight? Halland: why not?!?
"Why not?" - Erling Haaland Damn that's profound!
Famous Quotes By Haaland 1- Work Hard 2- Hard Work
I just realised haaland has no eyebrows..
@thundershocc3307
3 жыл бұрын
yoooo ur right. Or maybe he’s blonde so his eyebrows blend in with his skin (kinda but probs not)
@Abdirahman_Mohamed
3 жыл бұрын
He looks like SSJ3 Goku 😂😂😂
@alex_wolf
3 жыл бұрын
Why not?
@dumbcat3095
3 жыл бұрын
@@Abdirahman_Mohamed If he had pink skin he would look like Super Buu
@losless2877
3 жыл бұрын
Abdirahman Mohamed Haha he actaully does look super saiyan 3 (1:18)
he's just defining the phrase action speaks louder than words
Reporter : Say Anything. Haaland : Hard work.
Reporter: Why did u choose football? Haaland: Why not?
0:30 the pause in the music is gold
In my criteria that's the best way a person could be, is being straight, why make something long when you could just say yes or no.
@schmucc9649
3 жыл бұрын
yeah WHY NOT?
"Words are the strongest weapon" Haaland : I don't use them
: what do you want to wear? Haaland: clothes.
Reporter:- how do you score a hattrick ? HAland:- Hard work Reporter:- umm... anything else? HAland:- WoRk HaRd
@unknow6835
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
Haaland keep joining slogan contest that 2 words below
2:29 that question is about when Yassin Bono said a phrase when Haaland missed and then the second try He scored and go Near BONO and shouted the Phrase the GK has said... He took it personally when it was just a luck phrase...
Haaland win the ballon'dor reporter: How do you win this award? Haaland: HARD WORK
2:15 you can tell from the way he walked away that he hates interviews lmao
haaland is a chad the way he answer his interview
1:27 the face of the reporter asking the question hahaha😂😂
Most motivational quote in history: "Hardwork" -Erling Haaland.
"Work hard" -Erlang haaland
@rens7522
3 жыл бұрын
*e r l a n g*
@TylerSolvestri
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe its Karma in this world
@lilsxmi7332
3 жыл бұрын
eRlAnG hAaLaNd
@lintangalghifari2297
3 жыл бұрын
Erlang?
His Girlfriend: Hey baby, my parents are not at home, I'm all alone😉 Haaland: Where are they?
@eraskylar7
3 жыл бұрын
Haaland: eh, why not
Haaland is a reporter’s worst nightmare
girlfriend: my parents arent home Haaland: then wait till they come home
"I feel very good...sniffs". I just burst out laughing every time I see this clip🤣🤣.
@unknow6835
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
Linguistic legend
Haha, absolutely no wasted words.... brilliant footballer and I reckon he has a wicked sense of humour too.
His loading face was already hilarious 😂
The next Kimi Raikkonen ✌️
@rishi857
3 жыл бұрын
Kimi's son play football instead of driving in formula 1.
@yannick245
3 жыл бұрын
During the press conferences before the races/after the qualifying he actually gave really good answers to the reporters/journalists.
@abhinavs8911
3 жыл бұрын
U r damn right
0:02 he should have answered: "no, I'm gonna call your mom"
THE GOAT 1:53
Reporter: Congratulations you won the Bundesliga!!! Haaland: wow :)
Seriously one of a kind, doesn’t say much but says what’s needed. But has no problem standing up for himself
"Simplicity is the secret to genius most fools overcomplicate things it takes a true genius to simplify things". - Leonardo Da Vinci 1464
@Alex-hz2xg
Жыл бұрын
Geniuses or psychopaths
@2nerC9
Жыл бұрын
@@Alex-hz2xg psychopaths? what?????
Reporter: why did you do that? Haaland: why not?
Did you saw lingardinho scoring goals? Halaand:- Yes it gave me free motivation
He’s what I’d picture myself doing interviews if I was famous.
reporter: so how did you score that amazing goal? haaland: with my foot.
That godamn piano everytime!!
The Norwegian "chad".
Interviewer : erling haaland Video editor : sad music
Girlfriend: My parents aren't home Haaland: let's go find them
Reporter: what's y... Haaland: hard work