Please have more former CIA / Team guy's like Callen on...

@davidaldridge5716

4 жыл бұрын

Bryan might be a CAG guy. Or whatever they call that unit these days 😐

@zac3392

4 жыл бұрын

David Aldridge Actually he’s from a unit inside The Unit that’s so secret that The Unit doesnt even know about it... Tier Negative 1!

@Teddy_______

4 жыл бұрын

What if Bryan is actually a secret squirrel and him being a comedian and making fun of it is just deep cover... mind blown

@Tehkrit

4 жыл бұрын

Nailed it!

@zac3392

4 жыл бұрын

His unit's ensign is a murder hornet holding a suppressed crossbow over crossed thumbs...

someone should animate all of Callen's explanations of how hes going to handle a 'sitch'

@zac3392

4 жыл бұрын

The chem-light snake to tripwire to hog-tie... priceless!

@thedickens6490

4 жыл бұрын

I'd pay actual dollars for this

Careful Andy otherwise Bryan's gonna show you some of that boxing he's been doing.

@MR_GOOD_LIFE

4 жыл бұрын

Tom Davies just another day on the ice

@DmitryPolovka

4 жыл бұрын

**Will Sasso laughter**

@RBRTSWORLD

4 жыл бұрын

@@DmitryPolovka was just thinking that XD

@cb7677

4 жыл бұрын

Sass!! Riiiigght Onn!!

@DirtSpud

4 жыл бұрын

*Jesse Ventura voice*: "When you take the butt of a shotgun to the face you're going to drop to your knees and that's something you know very little about Bryan Callen. So why dont you tell me"

The Frogman and the Kid

@zac3392

4 жыл бұрын

The Frogman and the Faguar?

@oiitzME1266

4 жыл бұрын

@@zac3392 lmao!

Andy to Bryan: "You have the strength of a small child."

@patrickm.2653

3 жыл бұрын

Callen could say nothing

Bryan and Andy have the best chemistry.

@anthonylewis9256

4 жыл бұрын

Seems to me Bryan could find something to relate to with just about anyone

@xvavhofo3126

4 жыл бұрын

@@johnnydilznik what in the fuck

@johnnydilznik

4 жыл бұрын

xvav hofo 🤷🏽‍♂️

@trttfff7096

4 жыл бұрын

Because Andy has been through a lot and respects men who genuinely care about him. Schaub treats Callen like crap

@brianlockwood5054

4 жыл бұрын

"the other fighter and the kid"

I like the synergy of these two more than Bryan and Brendan

@T_D_B_

4 жыл бұрын

Absolutely!

@Hustler_state

4 жыл бұрын

Same, Andy let's bryan fucking talk unlike Brendan. Soon as Bryan starts to respond on fighter and the kid Brendan gets impatient like a 5yr old, starts to make a annoyed face, and then 3seconds into Bryan's response he interrupts him. He's an asshole. He hated not being the center of attention. He should be thanking callen for all the life advice and connections . And mean it. Asshat. This podcast could actually be a big one if they decided to work together consistently

@AkaMrJenkins

4 жыл бұрын

Much better

@michaelmurphy704

4 жыл бұрын

Brendan Schaub belongs in a jug band of animatronic bears.

@paulmurphy3922

4 жыл бұрын

There's more synergy between a table and chairs than Callen and Bledumb.

Bryan is above Tier 1, he's Tier 0. And he felt the air change as I typed this.

@zac3392

4 жыл бұрын

Oh I thought he was Tier (square root of) -1...

@Eblis840

4 жыл бұрын

1:25 Well... 😂😂😂😂

@zac3392

4 жыл бұрын

His unit's ensign is a murder hornet holding a suppressed crossbow over crossed thumbs...

@In_MT

4 жыл бұрын

@@zac3392 I'm sure you meant to say "Sound Suppressor", that's how BC does it. LOL

@zac3392

4 жыл бұрын

@@In_MT Right I forgot that LOL

What’d Bryan do in the service? “This n’ that brotha”

@angrynorwegian9775

4 жыл бұрын

He’s literally Steven seagal

@Teddy_______

4 жыл бұрын

@Angry Norwegian Steven Seagull*

Andy Stumpf and Bryan Callen need to have their own podcast

The description of callen in the box above 😂

@T_D_B_

4 жыл бұрын

Bitch stole my CV

@paulmurphy3922

4 жыл бұрын

Veteran

You two need to really consider a regular podcast. Even if it’s every 2 weeks. I know distance would suck, but just pull a 10minpod and store a lot of episodes every time y’all meet up. Comedy and military is such a great idea for content.

I actually think Bryan would last longer downtown Fallujah 04/05 than Andy would on set in Sex And The City.

I love how Andy asks him a question, then Bryan goes about the houses whilst he's trying to cook up some excellent bullshit answer. 10/10 sirs.

@JR-ju3kj

4 жыл бұрын

But Andy is pretty good at handling Bryan and his humor,I don't think everyone can handle Bryan's humor as well as Andy does.Because he jokes so much sometimes it can almost get annoying because it can almost seem like everything is a joke to him and that he doesn't take anything seriously-and then I have to remind myself that Bryan Callen is a comedian and that humor is not only how he has made a living but that it's also clearly, a coping mechanism for him(as it is for a lot of comedians and people,in general). But I did like Bryan's response about Steven Seagal,though. I haven't heard anyone who has worked with the guy say a single good thing about him(and it doesn't seem like any of his ex-wives have anything good to say about him,either). I don't know Seagal personally but I don't think that that many people could all possibly be lying so I'm inclined to believe the accounts of Seagal being a terrible person and not that likable.Even Seagal's oldest daughter,Ayako Fujitani,uses her mother's surname(her mother is Seagal's first wife)and has said on the record that she prefers to ignore the fact that Steven Seagal is her father Another great episode!

If you two actually simulated all Callans bullshit at a range with wax bullets it would break the internet, please make this happen!

Sometimes I wonder if Andy doesn't visualize reaching over and killing Callen about two dozen times throughout these podcasts.

@zap7378

4 жыл бұрын

Especially when crossing his thumbs holding his pistol lol

@willwalshe1314

4 жыл бұрын

can't catch the man cheetah

@helloharry1418

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@pavelowjohn9167

4 жыл бұрын

@@willwalshe1314 or greyhound, heh

@contrerasmcr100

4 жыл бұрын

Bryan Callahan would PICE HIM THE FUCK .....UP

Definitely wanna see a simmunition fight between Joe Rogan, Bryan Callen, and Brendan Schaub vs Andy and Mike Glover 👍

@kinsellakp

4 жыл бұрын

Sponsored by BRCC.

@FrostBlackbird

4 жыл бұрын

Man that would be the most entertaining 2 minutes of all time.

@xecidex

4 жыл бұрын

That would break the internet

@madhousemilitia82

4 жыл бұрын

Rogan, Brendan, Callen and Eddie vs Andy, Glover, and Trevor or Evan Hafer

@MFMasterBates

4 жыл бұрын

@@madhousemilitia82 or David Goggins screaming you don't fucking know me!

I thought I muted myself on my conference call and was watching this and then realized I wasn’t when i heard someone crack up after “f’ing gunned up”

@hercflyer

4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣

I love these two together, but funny when Brian says Javelin (Not sure if he meant like the throwing spear type or the missile type) and Andy is like "no" but that Andy used to do that all the time 😂

@WaffleHouseBandit

Жыл бұрын

I've heard Andy describe using a javelin against a guy in the hills who was deliberately staying out of .556 range. I laughed my ass off thinking Callen got something right.

Andy and his expressions as Bryan spews tacticalasshole gold is amazing

HAHAHA bryan is absolutely golden you gotta keep doing this. " when im walking with civilians i wanna just be able to say *inhales*... get behind me" *andys expression drops to dispair*

@Patchaddictedpolymath

4 жыл бұрын

despair

These have actually been the highlight of the podcast. It’s hilarious.

These are the best! They should be weekly. What a hilarious combo

The Leopard and the SEAL....?

@riffedwood5597

4 жыл бұрын

The Faguar and the SEAL

@phillipmorales5229

4 жыл бұрын

Holy shit! You got it! Lmfao....it was right there...lol. Thats it!

@DmitryPolovka

4 жыл бұрын

Psoriasis Leopard?

@ethanbaldino2617

4 жыл бұрын

The Sweet Tart-Tartan Ass and the SEAL.

@pavelowjohn9167

4 жыл бұрын

The Yag-whar. Callen's Spanglish always cracks me up.

love these too! Andy's facial expression when Bryan talking about his 6th sense!

He needs some funding for his Military Working Snakes initiative.

@zac3392

4 жыл бұрын

And the MHB... murder hornet brigade

It’s cute seeing a father and his son. Andy is so grown up now

I love the moments when Bryan says something legit like "And now all those assholes are out of ammo" you can see a twinkle in Andy's eye and just feel how proud he is his little boy is growing up.

Please make this regular! Once every couple of months or something.

@zac3392

4 жыл бұрын

Uh no... weekly! Best series of podcasts right now!

@user-ok6gd5uu7l

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

Im going back to jockos podcast this was a little too intense for me

@kratoids

3 жыл бұрын

imagine Jocko trying to entertain Bryan’s Fantasies

@syderwarp

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣😂🤥🙄

If I ever find myself in a position for Bryan Callen to tell me "Get behind me", my immediate reaction will be to take off running because I'm reasonably confident he's about to fart.

I like how callen is being dead serious going through these hypothetical situations & Andy keeps fuelin the fire lol

Best episode ever. I love the casual way Andy calls Brian out on his so called tactics.

I love when you two podcast together, please start a full time one!! “The Seal and The Kid”

If they ever revive Soldier of Fortune magazine, I pray it features articles written by Bryan Callen with editorial remarks after by Andy

This made my morning.Callen is my fav joe rogan podcast guest.

Thank you Andy. As soon as I saw you brought back the Great Tactical Expert in Hollywood, The Beast Bryan Callen. I called off work today just so I could absorbed the knowledge he posess and passes on to me. I'm forever in your debt.

You guys have to get a regular podcast going it's hilarious!

You guys are the ultimate duo for podcasts straight up no other podcast that can make me laugh as hard as you guys do. PLEASE test Callen's scenarios with simunition.

Andy and Callen are so much fun to listen to! Also, someone needs to tell Stumpy to make episode 1 of Cleared Hot available for free on all his platforms. His combat story hooked me for life

The term " I would say is most apt for you is Faguiar..." LOL LOL

Thank you. These are legitimately some of the best podcasts out there. Such a perfect duo. More please!

Bruh like my 3rd time listening within a few days. Gets me through work faster. Love you two.

The new "Fighter and the Kid".

@T_D_B_

4 жыл бұрын

Killer and the Kid

@barriesandcream

4 жыл бұрын

Yeeees

@zac3392

4 жыл бұрын

Awww, we can’t get rid of Brendan... Maybe he could run the camera 😆

@zac3392

4 жыл бұрын

T D B Faguar and the SEAL?

@RudeSaiyan

4 жыл бұрын

Warfighter and the Kid?

"I do combat breathing" this combo is amazing, please more episodes Andy!

It's taken me years to get Callen. Now I absolutely love him.

Philadelphia checking in. Great content!! Several times it looked like Andy was utterly disgusted by Bryan 😂😂 which makes the chemistry all the more amazing. Can't wait for Tactical Asshole 4🤘🤘

Haven't laughed out loud like that for a long time, thank you, gents. Looking forward to the next instalment.

This dynamic is amazing. I need more Tactical A**hole feat. B. Callen. :D

Glad to see Bryan mention Ghost Wars by Steve Coll, it's an amazing book. 5/5 eyeball strikes for this episode, keep it up

Thank you Andy and Bryan! This is an awesome series.

Episodes with Bryan need to be at least 6 hours. He’s got a lot to teach you Andy 😂👍🏼

This is the best!!! I haven’t laughed this hard in so long. The interaction between these two is great.

Dude, just have him as your only guest every week forever...you two are a match made in heaven.

I'd watch you two talk every week, this is great stuff.

Only a few min in and Callen already has my sides hurting. Might be the best Tactical A-hole yet

I just want someone to look at me the way Brian looks at Andy when he gives him a cocktail party term

Damn, these two have the Ultimate Chemistry... More episodes, guys. Yeaaah, that’d be Greeeeeat!

I LOVE THESE! Keep em comming Andy

Woooooo, Brian!! You’re a CAG and DEVGRU plank owner! Military establishing engineer

November 28, 2020: interesting to hear about the pandemic talk and the reality today, more videos with the both of you Thank You...

omg this is so good... speaking of segal you guys need to do a show with him....

You guys have to start your own podcast. “You have the strength of a small child” 😂

I’ve watched this whole podcast 4 times.... Good gosh this is golden

Very lucky to have Dr. Callen on today

I’ve came back to watch this entire episode multiple times over the year. Bryan is so good with Andy. I’m Bry’s fan.

Funnier than anything on tv

@10mmj5

4 жыл бұрын

No doubt , these 2 need a dedicated weekly podcast .

Great episode. Just started watching your podcast and I am a huge fan. I would love to see Roger Sparks on your podcast. I think he would have some great insight as he served both in the Marine Corps and Air Force Special Operations Community. Keep up the great work.

This shit is so funny, love when these two get together. Need more of these!!!!

Glad Callen came down from his JSOC ivory tower to bless us with his wisdom. And please set up the force on force with Andy..... please for all of us. 👍🤙

"why would you shoot the gun out of his hand?" Was the perfect chance for Bryan to answer "aim small miss small"

These 2 together are funny as fuck. Gotta get this going as a new pod. Abandon ship with fighter and the kid Bryan. This is a goldmine.

Hmmm, founder of JSOG? I always thought that he created 1st SFOD-D and then personally trained Larry Vickers and Pat McNamara himself.

@T_D_B_

4 жыл бұрын

That's classified bro

@zac3392

4 жыл бұрын

Like Bryian, I too was a SOF (Special Occupational Forces), 180th Landborne, Umpteenth Division, Night Force Ranger Stalker Specialist, but of course I don’t like to talk about it. I have top secret RUMINT (Rumor + Menthol) info about silencer suppressed crossbows, which is why I’m arguing with GEARDO’s online… you see, I went to different high schools with Jocko Luttrell, therefore have firsthand intel from his mother’s second cousin. Lived next door to my grandpa, who was Delta force in Vietnam. Reminds me of a story from downrange. Well, there we were... I had garnered so much respect and admiration that I was named Col. Fobbit. “GI’s” (General Intestines) would gather round as I dispensed pearls of wisdom, their faces lit up with adoration and smiles, cleaning my H&K M12 Black Ops Special Edition Super Sniper with Scope (4 easy payments & extra magazine!)… sometimes they would cover their faces and have little choking fits… must have been the Moon Dust… but I digress… what was I saying? Ah yes, I definitely know all answers to all aspects of this subject, and can clearly say that REDACTED REDACTED Stay frothy… BLOOYAH!!

@brandondavis4766

4 жыл бұрын

Zac this is an underrated and buried comment please repost this in the larger thread

@zac3392

4 жыл бұрын

Brandon Davis Roger that... but don’t call me Shirley

@zac3392

4 жыл бұрын

His unit is Tier Negative 1, so secret that no one has ever seen the ensign... (it's a murder hornet holding a suppressed crossbow over crossed thumbs...)

I listened to this until the Seagal part and I had to watch the rest. Loving this podcast Andy. Callen is a favorite, he knows how to entertain in regular conversation.

Callen is a legend in the military. I’ve heard tier 1 operators say he’s won poker tournaments with Pokemon cards, and he doesn’t wear a watch because he decides what time it is. Also, kids wear Batman pajamas, but Batman wears a Callen pajama.

@atomicsmith

4 жыл бұрын

Be careful, I think most of that is still classified information.

Please make these regularly!!!! You two are great!

"At first I thought it was awkward. But now I'm all in."

Bryan’s description in the video description is great.

Whos that at 1.50? coming down the stairs?

I’ve watched 30 minutes of this, and there probably no two ppl who should have a podcast together more than these two. Callen’s the majority of Americans when talking about what they can do w/ a weapon and Andy issss....... lets call it Reality. Great Podcast!

This seriously has kept me laughing for the last hour +. Hopefully there’s more someday.

Jesus this is the best hour and 25 minutes I have had in a fucking long time.

These are some of my favourite podcasts, these two are hilarious

Holy shit, not even a minute and a half in and I’m dying laughing

I’m a year late but I love this dynamic soooo much😂😂 brian is so sarcastic with Andy thinking to himself of what the hell is this guys saying.

Absolutely awesome, you two have great chemistry

reaction to "I do combat breathing,"... I can't stop laughing

These two guys are obviously really great friends. They talk effortlessly. I like it.

description is hilarious, 100% accurate

Guys, I'm really surprised, but these are the best crossover episodes I never knew I needed.

Andy and Bryan fit perfectly on the show both of them compliment each other's presence and are super comfortable,also funny AF.

Great episode!! Where do you receive your questions for Full auto Friday?? Are they sent to you directly or do you pull them from KZread comments? Late to the podcast game but this is my daily listen now! Thanks for your service and what you do now.

next episode sounds like it could be the best yet. More Segal please.

I need more of these two behind the mic.

We need the Bryan and Andy Podcast!! You guys are Great together! ❤️

One of my favorite guest Andy has on there. Please do more of these. Fucking love it.

I love that yall teamed up.

Thanks for this one andy. I couldn't sleep last night trying to solve the world's problems and I needed a laugh

Steven Segal brandishing his weapon carelessly is hilarious

LMAO you two are killin me, i love it!!