"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you" Jeremy Clarkson

@cosminking8516

3 жыл бұрын

Yep testament of that theory is Paul Walker

@mikeoxmaul837

3 жыл бұрын

@Cosmin King dude I was just gonna say that

@mathardy7615

3 жыл бұрын

In a lot of these fails LACK of speed is the problem! :-)

@RonSpina

3 жыл бұрын

Cool stuff 🤟🏼😎🤟🏼💙

@tsrgoinc

3 жыл бұрын

It is technically speed that kills you, the speed at which you become stationary! 😉

5:30 tells someone to slow down. Then crashes on a sign telling to slow down. Oh the irony.

When it comes to bicycle fails, some of them are funny but all of them are painful.

@zmoney881

3 жыл бұрын

0:56

@Smexy_af

3 жыл бұрын

But at least none of them are deadly

@brookss2141

3 жыл бұрын

That's what makes them entertaining.

@meghanfaris4700

3 жыл бұрын

TRUE VERY

@isak8059

3 жыл бұрын

And skating fails, look up ''hall of meat thrasher'' and its basically fail army but skateboarding only. Its terrifying, ankles twisted, broken bones, scrapes. If you are sensitive to blood and brutal bails, dont watch it.

1:44 “did you reinforce the take off ramp?” “Nah we didn’t have time” “Cool”

I loved how they put subtitles for laughing like we don’t know what laughing is

@Darkdukable

3 жыл бұрын

If you are deaf and have never heard a laugh you wouldn't know what it sounded like

@imhappyandyou.4003

3 жыл бұрын

@@Darkdukable A Willy Temple lol!. Is that possibly anything like a Shirley Temple but a smidge bit different?. I mean the drink of course. LOL

@Darkdukable

3 жыл бұрын

@@imhappyandyou.4003 well no part of me would make a good tasting drink trust me on that one and I haven't drank alcohol in 10 years or more so .....

@shishinonaito

3 жыл бұрын

@@Darkdukable I bet deaf people think those HAHAHAHAHA are from the injured people who are struggling to breath after failing at cycling.

@keithmgaming4903

3 жыл бұрын

He usually does it on Discovery channel

It's a vicious cycle...

@baldbread3693

3 жыл бұрын

I don't know whether to be angry or impressed at you

@SilasZoeBell

3 жыл бұрын

@@baldbread3693 you’ll come around, too

@MrFrederuco

3 жыл бұрын

A groan is as good as a laugh in my book. It means you got the joke.

@elbarto4815

3 жыл бұрын

Get outta here lol

@JohnAnderson-gd5jx

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

5:37 that laugh 😂🤣

@KenanKangu3333

Ай бұрын

❤😂😂😂😂😂😂😢😮😅🎉😅🎉😅😢😅😅🎉😅🎉😅😅😂😮😮🎉😅🎉😅🎉❤😊😂😅😮🎉😮🎉😮🎉😅😅🎉😅🎉😅😂😢😅😂😅😂😅😂😮🎉😮🎉😮🎉😮😂😅😅😂😅😅❤😮❤😮😂😮😢🎉😮😮❤😮😂😅🎉😅🎉😅😅🎉😅🎉

3:13 - Who knew they still made JNCO jeans? I thought those thankfully went out of style in the 90s.

@MarkLLawrence

3 жыл бұрын

Thrift store find!

@macklinillustration

3 жыл бұрын

My youth came back to haunt me with those jeans 😄

As a cyclist I can say this is definitely the best fail army compilation I've ever seen

@iitr1gg3r81

2 жыл бұрын

we can agree on that ^^

@Alex_Eggers

2 жыл бұрын

what about pinkbike's friday fails?

@grigorytsarev9745

2 жыл бұрын

Move it!

7:26 They're racing penny-farthings! Love it! 😄

@AtheistOrphan

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah we do that here in Great Britain. See also ‘Cheese rolling’.🇬🇧🤪

@Markus_Andrew

3 жыл бұрын

@@AtheistOrphan Cheese rolling is like the sporting equivalent of kamikaze attacks 😲😁

@macklinillustration

3 жыл бұрын

Further to fall 😬

3:27 yes you landed in it, good observation

2:02 At that moment he realized that he will never have kids of his own.

@Luis-ic3bm

3 жыл бұрын

6:57 too

@meghanfaris4700

3 жыл бұрын

HEHE 😜

Loving the KUTA HANGAN outro 🤣

4:10 - cyclist between a bus and in a cars blind spot. Lovely blue cycle lane on the left. Special person alert!

Ahh yesss.. Watching road roaches get hurt, brings great joy to my heart.

4:09 The car did actually move very slightly towards the left, from what I can gather. (Probably because the white transporter was stopping further on the lane than the car expected.) That said, there's a giant blue zone on the left that designates the intended path for bikes to use.

@Scarlet_Soul

3 жыл бұрын

And cycling in the blind spots of a bus...never a good idea

@_SavageMcCabbage

3 жыл бұрын

@@Scarlet_Soul Some stupid cyclists out there. Instead of just giving and extra metre or two, hes sandwiched right in between the car and the bus. I love cycling myself, huge hobby of mine, but some of these spandex racers just dont have a clue about spacial awareness and how fragile the human body is.

@_SavageMcCabbage

3 жыл бұрын

And when I say fragile, I'm comparing it to the bus and car haha...

@bgezal

3 жыл бұрын

The bus should also keep off the bicycle lane. Though the lines don't really forbid it.

@eimdeima

3 жыл бұрын

And the look he gives the car driver too.... Like it was all their fault.

5:32 A true Dad moment.

"Hesitation breeds Devastation" Freeride legend, Richie Schley

Love the efforts of the guys who are taking pain for their ambition

5:22 Honestly, what did he expect?

@thedaily9514

2 жыл бұрын

he can't bunnyhop

@KyleSantisi

2 жыл бұрын

@@thedaily9514 what I was gonna say. Lol.

5:39 that’s not a fail that’s karma lol 😂

@B05S

3 жыл бұрын

His laugh lol😂😂

“Going through the tunnel…and *we’re out” would be the correct caption.

@Segwo

3 жыл бұрын

the caption in that clip was the real fail

@DustinZucca

3 жыл бұрын

@@Segwo well put

@mulletmanpete

3 жыл бұрын

@@Segwo yep, wasn't the only one either.

@spacelemur7955

3 жыл бұрын

Clearly, these people are not Mensa to begin with.

@DustinZucca

3 жыл бұрын

@@spacelemur7955 I hold my fail compilers to a high standard.

4:09 this is how you get crushed. People don't realise the size of busses blind spots

@theraif

3 жыл бұрын

the car moved to the left plus if the bike rider was using the blue bike section like he should it would not happen

5:39 the happiest laugh ever

1:28 Bee: boing! BOOM!!!

I'm a lifelong person, over the handle bars for life. Great video.

I love the domino effect of the crash at 00:12 Its so funny seeing them just keep on crashing after the first one!

0:42 - That’ll teach him to jump on a blurry ramp!

@okWojtaz

Жыл бұрын

Team atheists!!

Ouch.

5:25 that kid ragdoll like a video game character lol

5:25 🤣

GTA physics be like: 5:26

I know it hurts when the roads jumps up and attacks but thanks for sharing the pain with us! 😂

*dude falls and hurts himself* Cameraman: OHHHH HAHAHAH

I never tire watching bicyclists break their bones, and get skinned up. Good entertainment 👌👍👏

@da14a49

2 жыл бұрын

Are you ok?

I noticed that the subtitles have been wrong in a lot of the episodes. For example at 1:50 they say "him scared" although I believe they actually say "I'm scared". I noticed two other mistakes in this video alone.

2:45 Oh my god his BACK 😅.

@blockybeanz9924

3 ай бұрын

Which of the 50 pieces

00:22 - "Jack and his cycle went up the hill To make a stunt for a video Jack fell down and broke his crown And Mr. Cycle came tumbling after"

4:10, that car knocked him into the cycling track... Where he should have been

@belowavg_buddy6467

2 жыл бұрын

Bike lanes can be more dangerous than rideing on the road sometimes

@belowavg_buddy6467

2 жыл бұрын

@@contentdeleted704 if the bike lane is unprotected then when you come to a intersection cars will turn in front of you so sometimes bikers will move into the lane to go straight and not get hit, also when bikes are in the unprotected bike lanes cars get closer

In the first one, he actually said "Let's make some noise for Colin there!"

@EvanG529

3 жыл бұрын

There are a lot of wrong subtitles in this video...

@MattJasa

3 жыл бұрын

I heard Kyle

5:25 this guy looked like he huffed glue and snorted bath oils attempting this

Its one thing to fall off a regular bike, but hauling ass with those big wheel up in the air bikes. Thats got to feel real good falling off. Was fun to watch. Great video

Hands up if this video made your day 1000% better 🙌

“DO A BIDEN DUDE!”😂🤣🤣😂🤣

The worst part of a crash is knowing you have to do it again

4:30 could be a liminal space

as a mountain biker, i can say that this is the most pain ive ever felt in my life

And it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it!

Jesus did I see a pair of Jncos in there

@ChrystalVanDusseldorp

3 жыл бұрын

So much wrong in that clip 😄

Just wear a helmet! Good grief!

Should have manufacturers of helmets and cups advertising on this video

Cycle through the brakes until you find the front ones. Instant fail.

That was epic, really a lot of pain and fun

5:16 got me died lol

@Clause_GTAG

Жыл бұрын

Dead*

@alphachow

Жыл бұрын

Murdered*

"Let's make some noise for Colin there" Would that noise be, "Ooooooooh....dayyum!" ?

love how different fails is, depending of rider skill level

FailArmy doesn't realize this, but he makes everyone's quarantine better*

@nihalanu1751

3 жыл бұрын

Annan uyir ❤️

@abikeanditsboy3449

3 жыл бұрын

Quarantine? What quarantine?

I'm not even sorry for those people without helmets.

@theidiotgamer4306

3 жыл бұрын

I hope you wear your helmet and your mask while walking too...

@StoneE4

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not even sorry when your wrangler forgets to empty the drool cup on your helmet.

Three ads on an eight minute clip, thanks KZread.

5:38 man this made my day 😂

Excelente. Gracias.

The faceplants are especially satisfying. :)

good to see all of them wears a helmet

Some of those dudes were SO close to landing it.

When the girl was squishing her hair on the bike thinking in my head I can, do you no handers and shut my eyes 😂😂😂

5:21 even tho they made it so he looked like an idiot. This one is funniest by far. Omg he just goes limp after hitting the can. LoL

3:56 That full face helmet saved his face

4:10 it is the cyclers fault

@failarmy

3 жыл бұрын

He looked at the car as if it's his fault as well.....

@Mike-tv9rk

3 жыл бұрын

There was a cycle lane on the left. See it everyday. Loads of peeps spotted it.

It's hilarious that they know they're going to crash when they cuss just before it happens 🤣

Bro, how are you on the mic reacting to his fall 😂😂😂 “OH MANN”

0.57 good thing that netting was there hahahaha

People are Awesome behind the scenes

1:07 that’s what helmets are for

I thoroughly enjoyed this video! I appreciate everyone in it who sacrificed their bodies and their pride for my enjoyment! you're all heroes! 🤣🤣🤣

Sometimes when it comes to humans like us to performed some BMX bike tricks, all humans can never make it to dew tour in the near-future.

Man FailArmy You Got Good Fails Video

Most of the BMX ones are simple walk offs but some of these looked like they would make the person never want to ride again... LoL

You guys have been doing a lot better lately, cheers

Ground: I’m here for you ,bro.

5:08 She said "random things" in italian

0:49 why was that landing glitched??

@FandubsBySimone

2 жыл бұрын

There was no gliched

@channelname5902

2 жыл бұрын

@@FandubsBySimone yes there was a glitched

@princenathandomingo2023

Жыл бұрын

He's right

As a dutch guy, all of the clips where they just could have used the brakes just leave me in pain.

Friday fails is way better

The one with the older guy in the abandoned building was funny.

The one @ 4:09, the bus was in the bike lane but he still should not be in the car lane, there is a clear bike lane marked, he put himself at risk.

As a XC racer... these people make me feel smart

0:37 what was he doing trying to get to Hogwarts

@Creakyamazin_imeme777

Жыл бұрын

No to the backrooms

@blockybeanz9924

3 ай бұрын

XDDDDD

My cheeks hurt from smiling so much! Thanks for the laughs!

"Okkkaaayyyy, going through the tunnel."

The second one was the one I think I thought was the most painful 😖

That satisfying crunch of bone on impact with concrete and metal.

@MasterofOrion

2 жыл бұрын

Bro wut you ok??

People back in the day without phones I’m their pockets are just built different

Bike riding seems alot more dangerous than when I was young.😲

@mariancounsellor

Жыл бұрын

The problem is they’re not riding bikes, they’re trying to do ridiculous stunts

@hiyapal7719

Жыл бұрын

@@mariancounsellor Good point.

Bro says ‘’ slow down” gets hit by a slow down sign 🪧 😂

I didnt realize what an AMAZING rider I was until i saw these bone-heads! LOL... Queen Elizabeth Country Park....... now that was an awesome, scary and brilliant ride! prob not the same, that was many moons ago!

Kid: "Mom, I want to compete in X-Games." Mom: "We have X-Games at home." The X-Games at home: 5:25

Hmm, I wonder if any of these bicyclists would accept an offer to be a… “spokes-person” for bicycle safety.

Ooooh that must have hurt

No trainer wheels SLOW DOWN! *runs into a slow down sign*

crashed my bike almost a year ago (braked too fast going down a steep and curvy hill, flipped over the handlebars) and i still have nerve damage in my knee from it. this made me wince a lot more than i would have before then