Ep 481 - Kingdom Of The Planet Of The Apes
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00:00:00 - all hail the queen
00:00:53 - apes and games
00:13:00 - meezy's muscle mommies
00:17:30 - withholding the pipe | getting tricked
00:19:30 - p*rnography
00:23:00 - female rappers
00:31:00 - Amber turd & the Cleveland steamer | Tory lanes and the stallion
00:33:00 - adverts
00:42:07 - the difference in our Algos
00:49:00 - our hip hop history
00:52:00 - online white guys vs online black fellows
00:55:00 - thinking about what the future holds | fbi stats, suggestions, facts and logic, and forbidden knowledge
00:59:00 - films and mushys | psychedelic health guys and their politics
01:03:00 - ape together strong | they take everything we like even our games
01:09:00 - lemaire is ticked | poetic justice
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@myselfmyself3872
4 ай бұрын
Have any of you guys seen my weeno?
@drinkmorecocacola
4 ай бұрын
DONT BE DISTRACTED BY MATTS FOOT DANCING BOYS ITS A PSYOP
@theramplocal
4 ай бұрын
Lmao lemaire the plug, Jesus juice for all the kids
@daviddroppabomb
4 ай бұрын
Come to Wichita Falls Texas Please
@Major_Jester
4 ай бұрын
wish i could. im poor. hahaha
we need gerbies back at some point - PLEASE DAWGS
@Jennermon
4 ай бұрын
indeed
@elnick6918
4 ай бұрын
He’s too busy slaying Poon Tang. God bless Gerb Dawg
@n1k0n_
4 ай бұрын
One hundo
@emotionalfriendone43
4 ай бұрын
The grool king!
@jennerrr
4 ай бұрын
facts tho@@elnick6918
If Shane wears a dress on SNL he’s a government psyop
@drinkmorecocacola
4 ай бұрын
at the same time if he doesnt.... extra psyop
@steveshyde7564
4 ай бұрын
I hope he wears a samurai outfit
@Prnto44
4 ай бұрын
@@drinkmorecocacolahow
@SchizSchool
4 ай бұрын
He already is. They modified his behavior with absolute success
@jameskim1505
4 ай бұрын
Not So Fast buddy
I’ve heard about the new planet of the apes movie from two people, Shane Gillis, and my stepbrother who has special needs. Both sounded equally excited about the forthcoming motion picture😂
@deezlesteezle
4 ай бұрын
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
@jessejive117
4 ай бұрын
He did get nicked after all. Those movies were hugely successful and critically acclaimed, though. The second one is unbelievably good. There’s literally a scar up gorilla riding a horse on a massive battlefield dual wielding MC Singh and they made it believable. That does sound pretty ret@rded though.. nvm lol
@rmode668
Ай бұрын
@@jessejive117 that rules
Shane should go full patois Chet hanks and come out in a track suit for SNL, and declare 6 more weeks of white boi summer
@imjustaguy8232
4 ай бұрын
I think that shane is gone now my boy
@slateragrusa5526
4 ай бұрын
You have no idea how right you were
I love how Shane is looking out for his bros. Letting them stay with him, letting them plug, releasing their special on his channel. Good dude.
@dsandwhich00
4 ай бұрын
@rickyboombotz8420 oh of course.
@toastedt140
4 ай бұрын
It's only gentlemanly @rickyboombotz8420
@WATCHMYCLIPSZ
4 ай бұрын
Hes secretly jewish and gets an 85% cut 😞
@plead_da_fif-420
4 ай бұрын
All you ever needed we're friends who could make you rich
@iamthetruewalrus3947
4 ай бұрын
@rickyboombotz8420 this goes without saying. It’s only right.
DAWGS ARE BLESSED ON YET ANOTHER WONDERFUL DAY
@jeffdickerson19861
4 ай бұрын
Indeed
@TrueLimitness
4 ай бұрын
Praise HIMMM
@drinkmorecocacola
4 ай бұрын
bless are us dawgs. toast a b LIGHT to the gawds
@teejay3698
4 ай бұрын
DAWGS
@RayRayMcAuliffe
4 ай бұрын
God is GREAT today!
Theres about 50 episodes where Matt & Shane practically beg Lemaire to sit with them and talk and nevertheless, they persist and prevail. Thats how you know theyre really about their boys.
@cranberrycanvas
2 ай бұрын
Why is nevertheless a part of that sentence? “Alas” is probably a better word
@johngav5641
Ай бұрын
@@cranberrycanvas gay
18:24 matt’s impression of swinging a knife in GTA is perfect lmao
@himjusjo
4 ай бұрын
Woah cool to see you here :) I too really enjoy phantom dust and Shane gillis
Lemeezy being an AEW fan is proof that he is the quintessential black nerd.
@fracturedfingers
4 ай бұрын
He also loves Dragonball and Beetleborgs and shit. Dragonball Black Nerds are always the funniest guys.
@ianaiken6081
4 ай бұрын
@@fracturedfingers dude fr, of the funniest 10 dudes i know, 7 of them are dork ass, one piece card game type ass black dudes.
@Ramboskates85
4 ай бұрын
Lameezy is just a dreaded up Mark Henry
@WATCHMYCLIPSZ
4 ай бұрын
Anyone using the word qwintensenshull has to be the most trustworthy source on all things Nerds.
@ManDuderGuy
4 ай бұрын
Powerful black nerd.
If Shane works in “how gay this is” in the SNL monologue the legion of dawgz will swarm the White House
@jarnold1789
4 ай бұрын
I would definitely January 6th if he said that
@rudyrobles2824
4 ай бұрын
Fbi has entered the chat
@jackpeyton4481
4 ай бұрын
thats a J6 waiting to happen
@William2Firearms
4 ай бұрын
Hell yeah now im on 2 lists dawg
@donluigi5595
4 ай бұрын
Shhhhhhhh…remember last time 🤦
12:59 Lamaire moving the coffee for literally no reason… number one sign of a ‘tism battle
Shane's such a humble baller he managed to not even bring up the SuperBowl till the end. Imagine if it was any other podcast it would be an hour of just talking about that lol
@ryand6003
4 ай бұрын
He used it as a segue into Patreon. He truly is poetically humble
Lemaire is transforming from a caterpillar to a butterfly right in front of our eyes. A star is born lol
@VincenzoC749
4 ай бұрын
But it’s like that super fat caterpillar in “A bug’s life.”
@fuckcensorship69
4 ай бұрын
He was way better when he didnt speak
@jecmeister
4 ай бұрын
Batter ply
@paymethanks
4 ай бұрын
the electronic butterfly
@ben0jamin
4 ай бұрын
A big kahuna is born
just got word that SNL is now broadcasting in 432hz. Blessed be the dawgz.
@billbrown8822
4 ай бұрын
love your videos bro.
@jarnold1789
4 ай бұрын
440hz is poison
@LordConstrobuz
4 ай бұрын
are you just going to pretend that makes sense? why are mssp fans all cringe redditors?
@jbones2422
4 ай бұрын
Let’s go dude we can watch that shit on water or sand
@jbones2422
4 ай бұрын
@@LordConstrobuzit makes perfect sense to the dawgs who have already ascended
love the matt and shane camera framing that puts their heads at the absolute top of the screen, such a bold cinematographic choice, just part of why these guys are legends
“Why do they call it poetic justice? It’s just, Justice.” -Shane Gillis 2024
@etfacetimehome
4 ай бұрын
very poetic statement by Shane
Lemaire is living a good life. Ma dawgs up right now.
@trap_clap
4 ай бұрын
Fat guys are eatin good with this one
@SkoolNerds
4 ай бұрын
He is honestly ruining Matt and Shane for.me
@gabachobarbudo2704
4 ай бұрын
he sucks so bad @@SkoolNerds
@Nemohoesjr
4 ай бұрын
@@SkoolNerdsthen stop watching
@elnick6918
4 ай бұрын
@@SkoolNerdsGo watch andrew tate… you’re not a Dawg
Matt is the physical manifestation of "trust me bro"
@JimmyJamesJimbo
4 ай бұрын
Lol
@jecmeister
4 ай бұрын
Matt and Shane combo is really heating up lately. The Kill Tony one was hilarious also the stage time he's been getting is really helping him polish his bits. Hope he gets a solo Rogan appearance
@AnxiousStacker
4 ай бұрын
Lmao so true 🤣
@willneverreadreplies
4 ай бұрын
Yes he’s a real tard
mckuckster is the unsung hero of the podcast, dude keeps it flowing, witty af and listens well
KZread is recommending I rent rise of the planet of the apes, directly under this video 😂
@imemberberry
4 ай бұрын
First one is the best. New one might top it.
@deezlesteezle
4 ай бұрын
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
Lemaire’s proportions are insane
@exactnumbers6228
4 ай бұрын
His head is so fucking big! (Mine is too)
@theramplocal
4 ай бұрын
Big man has backflip frog splash on lock!
@3pacz
4 ай бұрын
He still has a baby’s proportions. Like his body did catch up to his head but his head just got even bigger
@troypisano5409
4 ай бұрын
I realize there is some perspective involved but he looks like some one cast a big head spell on him.
@pimpslickbilly1373
4 ай бұрын
The painful realization that Im built just like him hurts hahahaha
That last bit about poetic justice really highlights the “we have no fucking idea what we’re talking about” nature of podcasting
@johnr3552
4 ай бұрын
I'll be honest, I thought Shane was smarter than "I don't understand this concept, so it must be dumb"
Matt: "Have you ever seen 20 girsl vs 1 rapper?", Lemaire: "No" - Immediately grabs phone
Had me worried the dawgs would be deprived this week.. praise be to the most high
@theramplocal
4 ай бұрын
Start the weekend on a banger!
@Josef_Favia
4 ай бұрын
Inshallah
Shane’s face every time Lemaire speaks is great
@glandhound
4 ай бұрын
lol ur gay
i just need this pod to have the camera more up its like the table is the main focus 😭😂
12:09 Lemaire wipes something under the couch hahaha
@deezlesteezle
4 ай бұрын
That's freaking insane
@BrickTop06
4 ай бұрын
This and 12:59 are mind blowing
@drewinsur7321
4 ай бұрын
Battling the 'Tism... godspeed young soldier
Lemaire is living in a fever dream
MSSP hitting an organic “destiny is a girl’s name” I think I’m having a stroke
@gandheeznuts4893
4 ай бұрын
Thought I was having psychosis fr fr
Butterly needs to make Muscle Mommi a video game. Lemaire is a ninja fighting off mommies
No way Matt just unironically did the “Destiny? That’s a girl’s name”
Rest in power Tybalt. Praise be for this Friday pod✝️😔🤲🏻
The Planet Of The DAWGS now. Phil on SNL is gonna be wild
@theramplocal
4 ай бұрын
Phil has a recurring character- maga dad, which becomes a nationwide sensation. Phil gillis rules!
@CoachCarter102
4 ай бұрын
Lmao Phil is the maga king! He was in January 6th
@piotrswat169
4 ай бұрын
I wonder what best comic of our generation Bowen Yang think about this?
If both of y'all are too busy to film a cast someday just have lemeezy describe the entire plot of dragonball for us
Dude Caesar screaming "NOOOO" at that a-hole trainer guy was one of the scariest moments in a movie ever lol. If Chimps and Apes ever learn how to talk and work together we are so screwed 😂
46:35 "I would love to hang out with 10 year old boys" followed by the most intense side eye I've ever seen from Shane
@deezlesteezle
4 ай бұрын
I don't think there is a single podcast where they don't talk about young boys in a sexual manner. 🤔
@SoberBlunt
4 ай бұрын
@@deezlesteezleok furry
Lemaire - "Absolute power corrupts, eventually"
@deezlesteezle
4 ай бұрын
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
Highlight of my week is when these drop! Keep it up boys!🎉
“I think we’re confusing the judicial system for actual justice” Perfectly said
@glandhound
4 ай бұрын
The judicial system is designed for trying to dispense justice by punishing the guilty in a manner that is socially acceptable. It's got nothing to do with actual justice which as a subjective term is impossible to dispense using objective laws.
Shane’s gotta make some sort of Norm Macdonald callback or reference in his monologue 😭
@zg9445
4 ай бұрын
“Have I gotten funnier? Or has the show gotten really, really bad?”
@chadriegel2832
4 ай бұрын
Why is everyone saying this? Their situations are so different, they actually had a reason to fire Shane but no reason to fire norm. And before you disagree check the tapes Shane has said many times he deserved to be fired because if they didn't catch him on that they'd catch him on worse shit like his LOS appearances.
@Mike.The.Jeweler
4 ай бұрын
@chadriegel2832 You think that a joke made by a comdedian is reason to fire someone? Lmao. Thats exactly what both of them were fired for, jokes that the producers got offended by.
@ADPax10
4 ай бұрын
@@chadriegel2832 Old Test and LOS weren't more reasons for them to fire him; they were exactly why they should've hired him.
@georgeptolemy7260
4 ай бұрын
@@chadriegel2832dumbass take, he's a comedian. Funny shit that people say is not a reason for firing. Also when Shane says 'yeah they shoukd have fired me' is his way of saying 'I understand the retarded world we live in and this is exactly what i should expect of you.' which he's explicitly said multiple times.
u guys are all chill man. entertaining video. Thanks
You guys together are the ultimate trio, never stop thnx
Don't forget, Shane promised to Budd Dwyer if he went back on SNL
@soupornaut42
4 ай бұрын
Filter better be the musical act
lameeze has officially surpassed guest status. it’s a big day for the maire
@jecmeister
4 ай бұрын
The baby is now a lady
@CornyBum
4 ай бұрын
He might start big timin' like that superstar shining next to him, Guardini.
Tim Dillon would absolutely be the best weekly night show host if they ever let him do it. He doesn’t even need writers
LOLOL dude I love the honesty "you know guys names?", "I'm addicted" . Lolol
I'm looking forward to seeing Shane's Budd Dwyer bit during his monologue next Saturday!
@deezlesteezle
4 ай бұрын
I'm looking forward to his Budd Dwyer reenactment.
@mandero8842
4 ай бұрын
You know it's gonna be a good day when you've got to be up in an hour, haven't slept all night and the first thing that'll be stuck in my head all this morning is watching the OG budd Dwyer at like 15yo on ogrish 😂 Man dems were the days, today however ..I'm gonna be fucked so pray for me dawgz
Ill never forget. Mom got me Tupac greatest hits for Valentines Day in ‘99. Still have both discs but they’re scratched to shit. Love you mom. God bless the dawgs
@AnxiousStacker
4 ай бұрын
My parents got me it too. That and Dog Pound lol. Don't have em anymore but definitely takes me back
@MikeyMooks
4 ай бұрын
What a wholesome story, keep up the dawg life brotha 🤞
@dustinhays992
4 ай бұрын
My parents got me Kid Rock's Devil Without A Cause v-day '99. Life changing.
Love when lameezy comes on to chill with his boiz, some of the best episodes
Poetic justice is when the justice that’s had is ironic and related to the way the person was wronged.
Nah the suki thing was genuinely hilarious 😂 “I don’t think honey, I know. I don’t think that’s ghetto” 😂
@deezlesteezle
4 ай бұрын
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!!
12:00 Lemaire puts something under the couch lolol
@trevorburton3290
4 ай бұрын
What the hell was that had me so confused lol
@baylorhornsby2249
4 ай бұрын
@@trevorburton3290 Bros putting boogers under the couch 😂
@fuckcensorship69
4 ай бұрын
@@trevorburton3290looked like a bag...he's looking behind the camera just before. Think he probably left his weed on the couch
@trevorburton3290
4 ай бұрын
@fuckcensorship69 why would the Dawgs get pressed about weed though haha. Still strange even then
@baylorhornsby2249
4 ай бұрын
@@trevorburton3290 might be a demonization issue 🤷🏻♂️
That shot in the intro of the roller blader jumping that set… It really takes me back to my glory days!
Looking at the bottom of our Shaman’s sock tells me Shane still hasn’t hired that Hispanic cleaning lady.
@glandhound
4 ай бұрын
I read that a bit wrong.
Lemaire in a wrestling crowd will never get old. Love you Morp, from a fellow wrestling autist
even when shane says NOOOOOO like ceasar, tells you how iconic the moment is. fun movies.
Poetic justice has a kind of symmetry that justice in general can lack.
I think Shane should call in sick from SNL to go do a set at a comedy club and have Lemaire take his spot
Nothing like taking a duece on work’s time and listening to the dawgs holler
Matt having his Jerky Boys tape destroyed as a youth. Explains the prank calls love it
I love this podcast so much dude
The frequency of Matt having no clue what's being talked about and not being able to follow along is something else. I love when it happens, sometimes hes honest about it, sometimes he just plays along.
My day just got a whole lot better !! Blessed be the DAWGS !!
I love that Shane wears shoes in his own house
@exactnumbers6228
4 ай бұрын
Tell me you've never been to Texas without telling me you've never been to Texas.
@emilydegeorge9059
4 ай бұрын
@@exactnumbers6228 What does TX have to do with wearing shoes indoors?
@fuckcensorship69
4 ай бұрын
@@emilydegeorge9059scorpions?
@SassyUnicorn86
4 ай бұрын
@@emilydegeorge9059scorpions?
Bring out the whole podcast!
Notice how Shane is guarding his speech? Corporate sponsorships
@johnballs3186
4 ай бұрын
1:06:15 Are you slow?
@therainman7777
4 ай бұрын
Didn’t notice that at all. You might just be paranoid.
Thank you Matt. Thank you Shane. Congrats on SNL give ‘em hell and to the voice in every sketch
Shane absolutely cooking in Div 10 of Ultimate Team lmao
The Babbel ad with "we gotta get LeMaire English!" Got me good lol
Matt looks so well showered and clean
@CCitis
4 ай бұрын
Would you?
Dawgs I badly needed this one. Lost my best mate in a mountaineering accident 2 weeks ago and just had a job offer revoked days before it was due to start. Blessed be Shane and the Shaman!
@piratedre4d
4 ай бұрын
😢 u ok friend
@laurence3729
4 ай бұрын
@@piratedre4d Thanks. Much better for time with friends and a damned good pod from the dawgs. We will overcome.
I have been stranded in the desert for days and the Dawgs have blessed me at the most crucial of times
@DerekOfRivia
4 ай бұрын
Stranded but your phone still has battery
SNL next week could be the best thing to ever happen to comedy. i hope it slaps.
@JiaNaDaRen15
4 ай бұрын
Planning a viewing party Sunday morning with the Dawgs, can't wait
@rdel2007
4 ай бұрын
I hope he cancels on them last minute
@jakepauer7227
4 ай бұрын
@@rdel2007 I hope he opens with "Herro New Yolk!"
@jakepauer7227
4 ай бұрын
Shane needs to do a sketch where he's a fan in the WWE crowd that gets into the ring. Hit em with the "cant see me Downs face" and the crowd goes wild 😂
@EastboundAndDowns
4 ай бұрын
21 Savage featuring The Shaman on flute
The Floyed jokes David Lucas was throwing out were hilarious lol
When it’s just the original dogs no guest you know your getting top tier pod .
The lemeez intro was so good.
Le’Mezzy does look like a strength coach. A real young Mark Henry if you will.
I literally binge watched planet of the apes two weeks ago, this is the best timing for this ep for me.
You guys are so funny I listen through the ad reads 😂
4 minutes in and shits already viral the dawgs have done it again
Thank god!!! I've been waiting!
This may go down as one of the dawgz best episodes 🎉
You guys touring separately is so crazy. How you can't just bounce around to these spots together blows my mind it would be epic.
The bowl is filled and the dawgs are ready to feed
This cast will lift me out of the depths of my depression, love to all my dawgz on the front lines
Kimono segment makes me want to rewatch that Andy samberg sports doc about Maguire and Conseco. Best sports doc ever.
"Indian in the cupboard" 😂😂😂
Making Lemaire be on the end of having to explain Poetic Justice was a great cherry on top. Thank you dawgs
This pod is 🔥
Matt being the only person in his socks feels like such a Matt thing to do lol
Rive from Ru Rork, it's Saturday Night!
@jecmeister
4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 very nice
Listening to old clips and THIS comes in. Yessir.
Patiently waiting for the “LIVE FROM SNL, this gun”
the dawgs return to brighten my day
Try not to die driving around in the snowstorm just became fun
I'm convinced Lemorp is full on regarded
This is why u can’t skip the ads cuz lemarie stuttering is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
Love the honesty with comedy
Tim Dillon should be the host of the Daily Show