Ep 423 - Young Slime League
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00:00:00 - slime szn blazington
00:00:50 -Microphone suicide
00:04:20 -The right way to go
00:07:20 -This really pissed me off
00:12:05 -Semen in the wild
00:15:00 -Olden fatalities
00:16:00 - thanks hamilton device
00:17:20 -Ridding the gym of the siths
00:20:30 -Everything in moderation all at once
00:29:00 -Cigs and bats
00:30:30 - thanks lucy
00:31:40 -Boy, the weather is so cold
00:34:30 -Sexy QBs
00:41:00 -The Emancipation Barklimation
00:45:40 -The New News
00:47:40 - thanks true classic
00:49:40 -Autobrat
00:53:55 -Rainforest belly
00:56:15 -Slime soccer
00:58:40 -CGI Santa superstar slimers
01:01:00 -Brass tax
Пікірлер: 1 200
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@100canadianmaplestirup8
Жыл бұрын
plz guys dont ever sell out because you are heros...legends in the making, Shane your a true clown king, Matts no-Slime soccer chick either. cheers from Ottawa Cant-Ada.
@wonder9292
11 ай бұрын
10 Likes, lmao
@thedondaithi1304
5 ай бұрын
Heres a joke, what happens when ya get a cross between a Michael Jackson and an Arnold Shwarzengger? 😝
@DREADPIRATE007
4 ай бұрын
Praise be
The two moods of Shane: “Where we at, time-wise” “Lets switch to the paytch”
@Jibrilpuff
Жыл бұрын
Turnin' into a big ole greedy slampig
@Jibrilpuff
Жыл бұрын
Matt fucking rules I wish he was my dad
@xbmpr
Жыл бұрын
No outside forces effect our great shaman
@mrplow2843
Жыл бұрын
@@Jibrilpuff I mean it's only a dollar for the dawgz.... oh wait... Nevermind $$$$$$
@jordandavid8653
Жыл бұрын
You no know Danny Devito!
I saw this episode, I said, “Wow…What a great episode”.
@Max-zr7hr
Жыл бұрын
I've talked to all the best podcast experts and they all agree, this episode was great.
@paynekaufmann403
Жыл бұрын
I said wow how great are our gods
@seshnic8751
Жыл бұрын
WOW, what a great audience!
@SeaOrcRonnie
Жыл бұрын
We have the best podcast! We have the highest ratings! I walked in here..I said..I can’t believe how high these ratings are!?!
@TheFactoryDTX
Жыл бұрын
I walked in to these comments and I said, "Wow, that's a great episode"
I’m watching this, home alone and I hear Matt start to say, “this podcast is literally better than silence.” Amen brother, amen
The idea of rogan fans coming into the podcast bec of shane and finding matt is fucking hilarious to me
@BurntHorns
Жыл бұрын
Lol Matt is an acquired taste, but once it clicks he’s the funniest dude on earth. Watching him on Rogies would be hilarious.
@rekeembelac1684
Жыл бұрын
The rogansphere isn’t ready for Matt
@ilhamn5869
Жыл бұрын
If Matt's in the zone his way with words is shamanic
@kendalwiebe
Жыл бұрын
Matt changes lives
@brennenconlee437
Жыл бұрын
I was this guy after Shane’s first rogies appearance. I now really only watch MSSP haha
Blessed be the Dawgz, thank you all for being here.
@TrueLimitness
Жыл бұрын
Praise saint Rogey
@Criesto137
Жыл бұрын
No, thank you, loyal dawg
@Friendviews
Жыл бұрын
Loyal royal spiritual miracle dawgz
Shane trying to convince Matt that Gosling was a Nazi in The Notebook is one hell of way to start a podcast
It's shocking how addictive this podcast is to listen to.
@Henry-kv7zl
Жыл бұрын
Stand up straight patriot, sounding gay as hell
@patrickonline7993
Жыл бұрын
how great is our god?
@DaveScottADV
Жыл бұрын
Almost as addictive as Lucy's delicious mango pouches
@keatonhamilton_
Жыл бұрын
@@Henry-kv7zl didn’t know this pod audience was so light in the loafers
@popefranco2710
Жыл бұрын
@@patrickonline7993 inshalla brethren
This cast has given me a lifetime of hilarious jokes that make no sense in all other contexts. Happy New Years dawgs
@jibeson9145
Жыл бұрын
Exactly. I’ve laughed more at Cumtown and MSSP than anything else and find it almost impossible to explain bits to anyone.
@zacharyalan4977
Жыл бұрын
What color cast did you get?
I started listening to you guys around the 4th or 5th episode. We texted on Facebook a few times y'all talked about my garden and I even made some merch for Matt that he did not appreciate ! 😁 It has been pretty cool watching the entire journey from bean eating poor to where you are now. Love you guys, Chattanooga Chad
@duckettmusic469
Жыл бұрын
Chatt town represent, crazy to find another Chattahooligan in this podcast comment section
Shout out to the dawgs that'll have a heart attack and collapse into a birthday cake with a smile on their face
"Damn dude, Do you think he scrambled on the cops a little?" - Matt Had me on the floor.
Matt and Shane's Secret Podnews: 100% better than silence👌
@brunodanner7777
Жыл бұрын
Is that a compliment?
@enzolong9085
Жыл бұрын
Lmfao. Matts response to the angry patreon dawgz
@LiteralApe
Жыл бұрын
@@enzolong9085 when was this?
@danielboyle5966
Жыл бұрын
I’ll
@SGFTI
Жыл бұрын
I dunno about 100%, but definitely at least like 10% better than silence.
The DAWGs have blessed us once again. SIUUUUUUUU
thought i had a NRB (no reason boner) but it was actually my body letting me know there’s a new MSSP episode. perfectly reasonable, god bless
@shelsd64
2 ай бұрын
Now I know why this keeps happening… a year later thanks tho
Dawgs I've got my two week old in my arms drinking mothers milk after a long day of demolition a 100 yo garage, to be replaced. It's a glorious day to share the cast with my heir.
@rrchicken117
6 ай бұрын
Why you drinking your babies food? Animal.
“black men’s legs sticking out of cauldrons”at the kardashian house is killing me lmfaoo
@Cornerstore203
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
Back for my weekly dose of the dawgz
my favorite part about getting to these episodes early is seeing every single comment just praising god lmao. OUR GOD IS GOOD
@bencousins7311
Жыл бұрын
preach
@jamie0193
Жыл бұрын
Number one catholic/Muslim podcast on Patreon. Inshallah
Making a pot roast waiting for Tarkov to download, this is a true blessing.
@Okillydokilly69
Жыл бұрын
I’m roasting pot
@zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz736
Жыл бұрын
Communist dystopian training simulator
@TsmithJustin
Жыл бұрын
@M it's called college.
@dominicdeluca6378
Жыл бұрын
Low and slow is the best way.
@lazylion420
Жыл бұрын
collecting welfare like a true dawg
I wonder how the Tantalizer feels about the boy’s astounding success story.
@Munchman333
Жыл бұрын
Tant is straight loungin right now blowin kisses on FaceTime as we speak
@rafaelvazquez7465
Жыл бұрын
Need a “where are they now”. Include dog girl
@bigol9223
Жыл бұрын
U know he stay tantalizing
@possiblyentertaining2755
Жыл бұрын
We need another dawg roll call video, we’re over due
@Poliswag7
Жыл бұрын
@@possiblyentertaining2755 that was a product of the pandemic I don’t think we’ll see that again unless we all get locked in our homes again lol
“They can’t prove you’re not in a coma” lmaoooo love Matt.
@AstroJenkins
3 ай бұрын
Lmao just catching him the second night taking a piss in the bathroom.
Old English is a banger shout out gard dawg for good music taste
Nate saying Ryan Gosling was Gerbles got me good lol
In hindsight Matt's summer plans included getting his nose destroyed while body boarding.
Mike Vic dog fighting bit had me in tears "we made it, were doing it big" 😂
watched this podcast and then thought to myself "man that was a good podcast"
@qwerty6574
Жыл бұрын
*In a slingblade voice "Hmmmm that was a good podcast"
@OFWGKTAdontgiveafuck
Жыл бұрын
@@qwerty6574 w comment
@genie3531
Жыл бұрын
I watched the podcast it was a good podcast, I said to myself, “wow this is a good podcast”
@mushroomm2810
Жыл бұрын
🙌👌maybe the best podcast 👌🙌
emancipation barklimation might actually be the funniest thing said in history
30 seconds in and Shane's Bud Dwyer microphone suicide already has me rolling.
32:35 “are we getting chilly, what’s going on here? everything’s cold” I love you Matthew
@globalchaos1984
Жыл бұрын
I heard it as Chili
"I know I'm being gay about it" Shane Gillis This is true maturity from the illest Gillis!!!
@tylerstrow811
Жыл бұрын
Tybalt is the illest Gillis! Have you seen his hole? 🙀
32:40 - Love this bit. I live in the Midwest and after the first real snowfall every year people just gotta say something like, "Man, it's like people forget winter happens every year!"
Spencer Brown jersey in the back. Glad to see our Dawgz are becoming a part of Bills Mafia
@thedonofthsht76-58
Жыл бұрын
Hellyea so awesome
@VilliamGaming
Жыл бұрын
Spencer Brown certified DAWG
@charlieferrari
Жыл бұрын
Shane’s such a fucking traitor, birds forever! 😂
"emancipation barklamation" they're evolving
Peak podcasting, I gotta use my kids make a wish to meet y’all
WHERE MY DAWGS AT?
"Break into my laundry and take my slime?!?!" I love this podcast
heart attack over the birthday cake with a big smile bit needs to be a g&k sketch !!!!!
The Emancipation BARK-clamation! Pure genius! This is why we tune in folks.
The girl's soccer team at my high school had shirts that said "Bury it deep!" with a picture of a ball going into the goal net. It was pretty funny. Plus they all had those soccer booties so it was like, "i'd bury it deep, alright." :D
Glad to share some time with The Dawgz in the interim between CHRISTmas and New Years, feeling pretty zimmed guys keep it thigh and tight. I love you
55:53 THIS podcast is INFINITELY better than science. No other show makes me legit change my mood if I see an episode uploaded and makes me happy for 1 hr GUARENTEED
the way they always say "mandatory personal endorsement" during ad reads always makes me laugh
@nickg1743
Жыл бұрын
Fix fallout and Skyrim you soi boi
@eno6712
Жыл бұрын
@@nickg1743 can't fix something he aimed to ruin
@scumbagjesus999
3 ай бұрын
Make a new elder scrolls queer
Coming fresh off of telling my girl that the notebook stinks, glad to know the shaman agrees
The perfect audio for making pickles
YSL=Young Stoner Life YSL x MSSP=Young Slime League
@KrizpyKilla
Жыл бұрын
YSL = Young SLIME Life, not stoner.
The dawgz are once again blessed on another Wednesday, all praise the shaman and young bull
Things are looking up, the dawgs have returned.
slime soccer ftw!!! matt’s always got the OG tags
yo vi este episodio, y yo dije “guau ¡qué gran episodio!”
@mariosanders1861
Жыл бұрын
Next level
@chlenz
2 ай бұрын
Guau !!!
Just when we needed them the dawgs bless us with another sermon 🙏
How blessed be the dawgz, given a bountiful pod harvest this wondrous holiday season
Whoa, what a great way to start my morning. I’m going to enjoy this while doing my routine. Hell yeah dawgs
I shall accept this blessing from the Dawgz
@williamreid7388
Жыл бұрын
Damn Josh wldnt have thought u to be a dawg hell yeah
@donovanthomas9572
Жыл бұрын
Holy shit, so awesome to see you listen to them
Shoutout Guarddog always with the timestamps, keepin it real
Man I love that I get to see that jersey after following the dawgz for years! It just seems like it's the year of the dawgz!
Last dawging of 2022. Salt life for 2023 brothers
Better than any Christmas gifts I got
Y'all need to do another history ep but on the post-war Vietnamese criminal underground, you could do half an ep on Dai Cathay alone and he's just a small piece of the puzzle
@thebubbclub
Жыл бұрын
wtf lol
@nintendoROX121
Жыл бұрын
@@thebubbclub look into the dude I mentioned, his wikipedia page gave me a massive 'tism boner
@scottschiess1440
Жыл бұрын
Kinda niche topic!
@nintendoROX121
Жыл бұрын
@@scottschiess1440 so are the presidents save for like 10 of em
@Max-zr7hr
Жыл бұрын
Sounds pretty dank actually, from his wiki : Đại and his gang were constantly involved in bloody fights with rival gang factions. On one occasion, while in the second district, because Đại refused to name members of his gang that had been involved in a fight, a group of uniformed police officers forced him to kneel on the ground and swallow a live cockroach in front of his crew, which Cathay vomited in disgust. Despite that, he still would not incriminate his fellow brothers and sisters. In face of such stubbornness, the police sent Đại to the Thủ Đức Juvenile Reformatory. These reformatory facilities' sole purpose however was to house kids until they became old enough to be conscripted into the military, earning them a reputation as a "birthplace of thugs". It was in these halls that Cathay later befriended some of his later comrades that would assist him during his reign of Saigon.
Matt and Shane I love this podcast and I love you two bros. Keep up the hustle, you guys are hilarious and awesome. Hugs and kisses from NYC.
Every episode is like a work of art to me. Lol you guys are great
The Dawgz bless us as we enter the next revolution.
Just binge watched the Presidents series and am hoping for more content like that. Shane is awesome with any guest/co-host
@bmthornell
Жыл бұрын
I thought those eps were boring. But Louis’ Knowledge about presidents was so vast it’s almost disturbing
@randallwalsh3919
Жыл бұрын
@@bmthornell listened to the full 4 hrs twice, loved the anecdotes about Churchill and also Nixon
@gamewithsanity
Жыл бұрын
@@randallwalsh3919 ah yes, that fat little nerd lord Churchill
@slymarbo6324
Жыл бұрын
@@bmthornell very obvious skill issue (no disrespect to our lower iq dawgs)
@bmthornell
Жыл бұрын
@@slymarbo6324 “skill issue” 🙄 that’s a PA….And me being bored by comedians talking about presidents for 4 hours on a comedy podcast is unrelated to IQ
Shane reenacting bud Dwyer with the microphone made my day.
The best Matt and Shane in a long time….and that ain’t hate on the others. This is just next level podcasting 😂😂😂😂 keep this shit up
@13:28, An employee at a Whole Foods in Albuquerque was handing out samples of yogurt that he ejaculated into. A woman took a sample and realized what its was and called the cops. The employee got arrested and charged but I forgot the details of exactly what happened with the case. In his defense it was all organic so he wasn following the Whole Foods business model.
How blessed are we??
"We'll see" Is the absolute definition of Zen. Nice job, Master Gillrus. The Tokyo Partners are pleased / approve of this message.
Love the show boys. One thing that could take this to another level - add a screen we what you boys are looking at when on your phones.
I feel blessed. This is just what I needed
44:00 "That's the Johto leagues" 😂
Like a pack of wild dawgs on a wounded animal, the dawgs gather for the pod
All the dawgz need the emancipation barklimation 😂
another blessed day dawgzzz 🙌
@hubrisnxs2013
Жыл бұрын
Oh shit, should've known a dawg would say it first. I'm not jealous! Way to spread the word, brother
Blessed be the dawgs
Intro always on point. The dawgz bringing blessings each time
Love you Matt and Shane ! Thanks for all the yuks . Your the best
Another week, another blessing from the young bull and the god shot tripper. Inshallah brothers.
Much respek to all the Dawgs, even those below the Mason-Dixon line. And that’s my Emancipation Broclamation!
This is the only podcast that I listen to over and over again each episode. I swear you need to play it through 2 or 3 times to absorb all of its glory.
@413XAj0n3z
Жыл бұрын
I get what you mean but that can’t be good for your noggin
@anslee2394
Жыл бұрын
it’s like every time you watch it there’s new stuff you didn’t pick up before which makes it sm funnier
Happy holidays and New years DAWGz , may the Benjamin’s be plenty in 2023 for you
I wasn't sure to watch this or the paytch first...
How great is our god
Haven’t had a pod this good in a while, please dawgs
They're always missin Shane's jokes. They're talking about poking holes in condoms and he goes: "Let's put a pin in that" 😆
Our God is good. Inshallah brothers.
@SARMS_KAT
Жыл бұрын
Inshallah
@meatfractals3380
Жыл бұрын
inshuuuuluuuuhhhh
@davidpaul4716
Жыл бұрын
Word
@Breathe4you.
Жыл бұрын
Bismallah
@vitor3000
Жыл бұрын
Alhamdullilah
how great is our god
This is where it all began for me.. in the year since stumbling upon this secret I’ve now binged the Old Testament and have found other prophets (WARMODE) who’s wisdom I seek weekly
Shane's impression of Bud Dwyer and the dude from Vietnam were fucking perfect 👌
The DAWGS have blessed us
who does the intros? Matt or Gardini? That shit is great
@kmdudich
Жыл бұрын
P sure it garddawg
Shane started patting himself on the back so hard over "Emancipation Bark-limation" that he did not even consider "Emancipation Paw-climation"
I didnt preform well today at work, I needed this! Salami Lake-Coon to the dawgz
De dawGs stay blessin’ 🙏😙🙏
I had to put down my friends cat today. Was not a Mt dew highlight. Glad to have this crew.
We are blessed, fellow Dawgz
Around 35:00 matt references Crixus from the show Spartacus, guy was an absolute unit.... Matt didn't even get to explain his reference lol
Crazy how many views a few guys in a living room can generate. In comparison to large unnecessary productions generating half these views. The dawgs are taking over
@SuperBlueMoonWA
Жыл бұрын
Nah man this podcast is on a sharp decline unfortunately.
@brianrosado9599
Жыл бұрын
Nah never on a decline
All blessed be the Dawgz.
Gather Dawgs, and rejoice!