I've watched about 40 episodes straight. I'm now going back with the episodes. No other podcasts are cutting it for me anymore. I'm one of the dawgs now.

@lowkeyislowkey

4 ай бұрын

Welcome to the family.

@Bigboisully

3 ай бұрын

doing the same thing rn lmao bouuta buy the paytch

@TLK3

3 ай бұрын

Used to be a big barstool podcast fan, and can barely stand most of those after listening to so much MSSP. Trying to explain that to friends makes me sound like a doucher so I’m glad I’m not the only one that feels this way

A stay at home Dad with a full time babysitter what a life.

@dudeguy8287

Жыл бұрын

Fucking genius

@FloppyxPancake

Жыл бұрын

Don't need pornog with a babysitter

@Spawn303

Жыл бұрын

All that really tells you is he was a stay at home husband in the first place lmao 2 hours of podcasts a week and just hang out the rest

@edwardlindley6274

Жыл бұрын

Taking her on family vacations. Straight Shaman

@timothytaylor3181

Жыл бұрын

@@Spawn303 he has another podcast and a business plus stand up

Dawgs activated

@ricardogarcia7740

Жыл бұрын

Automatic

@Okillydokilly69

Жыл бұрын

🐶

@oxhorn2906

Жыл бұрын

Let's goooo

@Schuylock

Жыл бұрын

On site

@Okillydokilly69

Жыл бұрын

@@ricardogarcia7740 still is .

Matt is Astral projecting into kids bedroom 😂😂😂

@bruhdon4748

Жыл бұрын

What if sleep paralysis demons are just other people who are going through sleep paralysis and they’re just as confused as you are

@edwincordova4360

Жыл бұрын

Might be deeper Matt could be the boogie man

@bruhdon4748

Жыл бұрын

@@BravoSeven like that one episode of SpongeBob where he goes into their dreams lol

@ds698

8 ай бұрын

@@bruhdon4748omg and Patrick is just on a coin ride.

@ds698

8 ай бұрын

@@bruhdon4748bruh!

Shane telling the same exact german story he told last halloween. Hell yeah.

@BlastinRope

Жыл бұрын

Certified classic

This is the most important podcast on this planet

@absolutelyballer

Жыл бұрын

I agree I love it

@PerspectiveOfOne

Жыл бұрын

The perfect balance.

@colavermusic

Жыл бұрын

So true bro

matt looking full energy vamp in this episode

@njr819

Жыл бұрын

Spooky mode activated

@det.caribou7405

Жыл бұрын

It’s what Matt does in the Shadows

@SyntaxErr19287

Жыл бұрын

He laughs like Dracula sometimes very European

@TheBigMoof

Жыл бұрын

"Bro, I'm totally a Malkavian."

@ngonzales3781

Жыл бұрын

that hair is full vamp

Matt's accidentally summoning demons via his 432hz flute getting baked in his basement

@KingDomsKingdom85

Жыл бұрын

@@georgec5212 don't even type that evil frequency dude... they'll hear you!

@Courier_Seven

Жыл бұрын

@@KingDomsKingdom85 them GHOULS gonna come get ya, talkin like that.

@KingDomsKingdom85

Жыл бұрын

@@Courier_Seven should've stayed out of it dude, now you're doomed too! God help us all.

@zaclikescauliflower2877

Жыл бұрын

Shane's thighs are double the width of Matt's head

@mccauley1911

Жыл бұрын

An unfortunate mistake a lot of us make unknowingly.

"The worst thing you can hear is a Taurus crunching gravel." Blessed be our boy

@tr702

Жыл бұрын

Angel of Death Gillis.

@Blaketbailey

8 ай бұрын

I was trying to brush my teeth during this part and had to stop. Visually witnessing a burp and a fart is amazing.

The hills are alive with the sound of Dawgs.

@hunterbear-ian8663

Жыл бұрын

Rules

@AnguishNoPlay

Жыл бұрын

Bark at the poon!

@edwardlindley6274

Жыл бұрын

Woof

@Big_AlMC

Жыл бұрын

@@AnguishNoPlay wooffffff woof.

Mark and Shawn’s hidden radio show

@adamlee2550

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@michaeldurfee3061

Жыл бұрын

Manny and Shaggy’s confidential public access TV show

@edwardlindley6274

Жыл бұрын

Noah and Shawn but we would rather lemaire

@numerum_bestia

Жыл бұрын

Mort and Sheen’s elusive audio broadcast

@Mr_Dopey

Жыл бұрын

Hippy and Dippy's weather program.

Matt is slowly transforming into George Washington

@sillysissyphus4877

9 ай бұрын

For real, what's with the powdered wig hairstyle?

@gavinrush4995

9 ай бұрын

He is a total super gremlin

@mikehawk1673

2 ай бұрын

I’m getting more Jack Frost

I'm sick, so it's nice to have my good friends Matt and Shane to tuck me in.

@usernameforyoutube2661

Жыл бұрын

Get well soon

@inwardpod

Жыл бұрын

Sick as a dawg

@MikeWoot65

Жыл бұрын

What about us. We frands

@DirtSpud

Жыл бұрын

@@MikeWoot65 W'preciate cha

@tr702

Жыл бұрын

Hope my friend is feeling better.

Need to have Ye on the cast

@RnDxJha

Жыл бұрын

Just the paytch for obvious reasons

@Henry-kv7zl

Жыл бұрын

Gard dawg🗣️🗣️ get on it buddy

@ScuffedLandlord

Жыл бұрын

Shane would be too scared of getting cancelled he has PTSD

@ncsvv1754

Жыл бұрын

@@ScuffedLandlord prophetic

@mac2669

Жыл бұрын

Couldve happened

This was a certified spooky ep.

@yootoob8438

Жыл бұрын

Some would say it's shrek 1

@MikeWoot65

Жыл бұрын

Spookiest pod in the land

@tr702

Жыл бұрын

Double the spookies

Saturn aligns with Jupiter. Fortuna spins her wheel. Come let us gather at this precious Wednesday bounty that the dawgs have blessed us with 🙏 #432hz🎉

@andrewkoly

Жыл бұрын

Sick

@feelinggoodfeelinggreat9385

Жыл бұрын

Gotta say it, Fortuna been missing for a hot minute now..

@SoBayK80

Жыл бұрын

I was listening 10/19 night walk, looked up to Venus bright AF in Virgo, and thought to myself : "For the dawgs" 💯

@tsedubgyatso

Жыл бұрын

I would like to thank all the fellow dawgs for my first 100 like comment on KZread. Stay blessed

@kilosoul236

Жыл бұрын

Blessed be lady Fortuna

Shanes dad being the angel of death driving across state lines killed me. Same with 3xl tee shirt sleeves making you look like a doofus.

That thing about Shane's dad banging his girlfriend after he's dead had me rolling with laughter.

Need to get "Tantalizer" on that casting couch!

@ngonzales3781

Жыл бұрын

its tant time

@seandever5761

Жыл бұрын

The dawg role call baby

@jonathanbostrom2140

Жыл бұрын

And Jord

@Mr.PepeSilvia

Жыл бұрын

That would be hella decadent

@ThineLesser

Жыл бұрын

Taintalizer

the cast means so much to me

@mexicanbandito

Жыл бұрын

Brotha so many feel the same way✊️

@Adam_S4

Жыл бұрын

✊🏼✊🏼✊🏼

@confusedcyclops3219

Жыл бұрын

Saw Matt at Denver comedy works, was blessed with the city of butterly love as the opener, walked outside and some dude asked if he was good to piss in front of us on the building, he had his piss, then offered us molly. Thats a dawg

@BryanChristopher266

Жыл бұрын

@@confusedcyclops3219 wow lol sick.. I seen Shane 2 months ago and lemaire and the beez held it down for the opener

@confusedcyclops3219

Жыл бұрын

@@BryanChristopher266 that lineup is fucking amazing, wish I could've been there. The muthafucking beez, lemorp, and the bull, what else does a man need

I know exactly the feeling Matt's talking about when slipping into sleep paralysis. It's like vibrations throughout your entire body coupled with a coherent confusion because you have the ability to think and process thoughts but it's gradually getting worse until suddenly the vibrations stop and you just kinda like pop into what I can best describe as basically a David Lynch movie.

@traviscoates6878

Жыл бұрын

It’s the best! Terrifying at the moment it’s happening, but soooo fucking awesome when you realize it’s just sleep paralysis, and you aren’t gonna be possessed by a demonic entity. I usually beat off right after. Affirmation of life!

@Hiphopopotomous

Жыл бұрын

Gay

@michaelkhan7012

Жыл бұрын

How about Larry David Lynch? Doesnt sound too bad now

@Fractal_Farms

Жыл бұрын

Whenever I do it I can drop down into a lucid dream

@lean4real_11

Жыл бұрын

ive done that before a few times and its a very spooky feeling. i always feel a “presence” idk, and a few times i heard a sound as i was going into it. one of the sounds was like an alien whirling sound. felt like i was entering a portal

Clearly Matt has his ghost skin active for the spooky festivities

Finally my good close friends are hear to keep me from taking the great jump…

@eduardoc8296

Жыл бұрын

i seek the deep sleep

@BlastinRope

Жыл бұрын

If your spirit is crying out at you to die, it doesnt mean die physically.

Jada doesn't know I'm watching this

Matt still being polite even in The face of terrifying odds, is awesome “Sorry kids. As you were.”

32:09 honestly we need a Phil Gillis comedy special. Let him do 10 minutes or something lmao

@gavinrush4995

9 ай бұрын

It must be all setup-punch street jokes. It will surpass Daddy Louis and Chappell as the #1 spesh.

@kylegordy113

8 ай бұрын

It would hit so hard tbh lmfao especially for all the dawgs

why does matt look monochrome lol

@morowitch2615

2 ай бұрын

Irish shaman blood

Dawgs beware. You’re in for a scare

Got to meet and talk to Shane and Matt at Skankfest Vegas so that ruled! Also chilled and smoked a joint with Garddawg and he might be the most chill dude on the planet. You guys rock! Go Phils 😎

Matt’s epilepsy has lead to sleep paralysis, spooky.

@BarryB420

Жыл бұрын

Naw dawg. This is a combo of nofap and weed gummies. Trust me. I too am haunted by the top hat and twin henchmen

@Tesla-w1d

Жыл бұрын

I think it's a gateway to an out of body experience

@earlymorningpodcast

Жыл бұрын

@@BarryB420 i keep forgetting he’s off the pornog cuz he’s quit 47 times already. eventually hatman will unite with Ts

@Gayactormichaeldouglas6969

Жыл бұрын

Is that why I have it ? What do you know boy?

@imemberberry

Жыл бұрын

Every time Matt starts talking about his ailments, I just think of that ep of sunny 'Flowers for Charlie.'

What an amazing podcast this is I watched it and said, wow! what an amazing podcast! D.Trump

@tysenstephenson7517

Жыл бұрын

X

Shane rocking them socks and sandals with pure energy. Respect

@clevermissfox

Жыл бұрын

And those ham hock thighs

@mattwheatley593

Жыл бұрын

@@clevermissfox gay, looking at their dogs

@Waytheresawill

Жыл бұрын

@@mattwheatley593 it’s a lassie 😅

@mattwheatley593

Жыл бұрын

@@Waytheresawill still gay

Bless the day that the Dawgs bless us with another sermon! God is good blessing to all the Dawgs!

@njr819

Жыл бұрын

Amen brother

@popefranco2710

Жыл бұрын

And with your spirit.

@SoBayK80

Жыл бұрын

good dawgs get 💕

Love when I get home from work and see a new sacred pod. Blessings to the shaman and the big kahuuuuuna

I wasn't into the movie Annihilation, but the scene at the end, that interaction between the two, is terrifying. Still gives me the spookies.

@kylegordy113

8 ай бұрын

Lmfao i just looked it up curious as to why i never watched it when it came out, the cast is literally oscar isaac and like 12 chicks 😂😂😂 shit. Lol

Been waiting all week for this, great end to the work day DAWGS

Keep up the great work boys makin people smile with every EP😊

@michaelsean09

Жыл бұрын

Gay

@413XAj0n3z

Жыл бұрын

@@michaelsean09 chill

“Its 3 o’clock in Denver” had me dying😂😂😂

To the dawgz. It's awesome to see these dudes crushing it. I remember when they only had a few thousand subscribers. Cheers dawgz.

Nothing like coming home from work and seeing the dawgs with a new ep

@benluluck

Жыл бұрын

Caught in the matrix

Matt has the spookiest laugh

@moonmuscle3332

6 ай бұрын

he's like a skinny east coast Hank Hill

As a Sikh seeing you guys use them for the clips for Halloween made me so happy

Skelengtons at the beginning were sooooo spooky and scary I had to mask up😷

Holy shit we are getting spooky as hell this year, HAIL PAIMON!

This pod is consistently fire. Keep up the good work my dawgs

These podcasts remind me of being in my twenties, waking up after a hard night of drinking and hanging with my roommates, puffing tuff and then just talking about nothing and playing video games all day. No ego, no judgement, just a lot of laughs and great times.

The thought of having ad reads while just talking with the Dawgs is hilarious 😂

Im halfway through but this is my favorite ep in a minute 🔥

14 min in! So Inspirational Dawgs! Was just told imma be good and that all that crying is gonna make me happy tomorrow! So Fricken Stoked to know that all is well now

The best podcast opening video ever. I look forward to it every time.

Just when I needed the Boys the most, they come through…

Mac definitely didn’t make Macadelic in high school, Best Day Ever came out a year after he graduated but he did release KIDS when he graduated. His earlier stuff when he went by Easy Mac is very good too. Smoke Signals by Mac Miller and John Record is probably one of my favorites of his. His battles with substance abuse are heavily referenced in his later work while his earlier pieces are more about smoking weed, getting girls, and chillin with the homies. Circles being the last album he worked on while he was alive is easily his strongest album, it’s the perfect mix of his older style with his then current. He was always evolving and never stopping as an artist, a savant of sound. The world lost a lot than we could probably ever realize.

@NobleVagabond2552

Жыл бұрын

Well said

@jamesalexander8872

7 ай бұрын

New York babes always with to see the blue slide

Best podcast around consistently, i laugh out loud at least once per ep (only MSSP has achieved this). Hallowed be thy Dawgs!

I was only 4 years old! Man I remember sledding down the hills on feed scoops with a feed bag folded up on the scoop to keep our butts from completely freezing off! Life on the farm during the winter was something special.

The supplement game is a joke, spend your money on real food, get decent sleep and learn to handle stress. It'll do more for your body than any mountain of pills, processed drinks and miscellaneous supershit.

@justmelonx2050

3 ай бұрын

Dude, wrong podcast. Shut up

@reoxia

3 ай бұрын

T H I S

@jaydenmccartie520

29 күн бұрын

Based af

Didn't realize I needed to hear Tommy and Chris today until now

Love Shane cross legged bearing all with those basketball shorts…this one’s for the broski’s.

Matt is what the kid from sixth sense should have looked like when he grew up

Blessed be the dawgs

@tiagocaseiro

Жыл бұрын

🙏🐶🙏

oh boy what a treat nothing better than the boys dropping on a thursday morning

The ford Taurus crunching up the driveway😂😂

Macadellic is a fucking insane album/mixtape, the quality of music from such a young kid is unreal. RIP

@progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157

Жыл бұрын

Hed be considered the goat if he was black. Nobody wants to admit a white dude was the best rapper by far

@dingusmagee3326

Жыл бұрын

@@progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157 even jayz shouted Mac out after the BET awards one year. I agree he would be considered one of the greats if his skin was black, dude had more rhythm and soul in his music than 90% of today's hip hop "artists"

@TheMiist

Жыл бұрын

@@progrockmorelikefrogc0ck157 he was good. To say he's goat is a drug addled opinion

the fact that Shane gillis's favorite rapper is Drake explains why he is always squirting vanilla flavored whipped cream into his mouth straight from the can

I almost flipped my forklift listening to this

I'm just here for the banger tune in the beginning. I remember the blizzard of 87 I was 4 and it was wicked! No power for a week!

@rakim126

5 ай бұрын

December 87 I was a sperm shot out my daddys nuts. Born August 88

Got the gayvid 19 keeping me home so this truly is a blessed episode. Gonna smoke some pot and hang with the dawgz.

@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping

Жыл бұрын

🇨🇳🏳️‍🌈💯

@seandever5761

Жыл бұрын

@@Will_Smith_Slapping_Xi_Jinping the TikTok homovirus 🇨🇳🥷🇨🇳🥷🇨🇳🥷🇨🇳

@teocantsleep4611

Жыл бұрын

I hope Allah heals you quickly. Inshallah

@kneetotheface

Жыл бұрын

how do u know its kohvid? do u actually still get tested every time u sick? no wayyyy nobody doin that shit anymore

@wadeboggs5163

Жыл бұрын

I’m with you, laid up with the 19. I refuse to cough even once and let the CCP win.

Was watching this during the witching hour…. the dawgs got me a bit spooked

Oh my god I laughed so hard on this podcast, thanks boys. Made my evening 😂

You guys knock these pods out quick KEEP IT GOIN 🤙🏾

Just got out of my last class of the day. The dawgs have once again blessed me with nirvana

What’s up dawgs

I've been waitin and itchin for a new ep. Praise up for da dawgz

J.P.Morgan taking his shit is pretty spooky…but then they’ve always been spooks!!

Legit, hat man is the craziest thing ever. This dude that So many people have seen for centuries all over the world. Hope they do a study on it and find out more info or something lol. Absolutely insane

I'm literally listening to this pod on mushrooms and an edible, in honor of the Shaman

@skyluke9476

Жыл бұрын

Also cuz shrooms edibles and alcohol are dope..... ..... .. 😅☺️😊❤🍍

@fuckcensorship69

9 ай бұрын

seems like a waste

I am going to be honest, i am in fear for my life right now. I had to pause the pod like 8 different times. Episode definitely should have a warning or rating at least

This is the best podcast I've listened to all year

The first time I ever had a strong desire to turn from Christ was in college. I was seriously depressed for no good reason. While visiting my parents, I prayed in church specifically for a sign. I gave God my ultimatum. Prove to me there’s something real or I’m turning away. That day I took a nap and when I awoke I had sleep paralysis. No big deal considering I’ve had it before. However as soon as I opened my eyes I saw it. Piercing black. Shadow figure standing against the wall at the foot of my bed. 2 feet from my dresser. It spanned a couple feet above my doorframe. I immediately crunched my eyes close from shear panic. I could still hear my parents chatting away and listening to the TV in the other room. I couldn’t scream. I peeled my eyes barely just to see if it was still there. It hadnt moved. I dart my eyes as far as I can to my right because I couldn’t be brave enough to stare it dead on. It doesn’t move. “This is it. This is the reaper. I’m dying” tears are rolling down my face. I steal looks at it briefly. Still there. I begin praying in my head. As soon as I finish my prayer the thing rushes towards my bed then hard right and swooshes right past my head through the wall. Paralysis slowly wears away and I sit up in bed trying to reason with myself that it couldn’t be real. I look over the bed and see the place it was standing. Directly next to my dresser was a stack of books. It was standing in the only clean floor space of my cluttered room. The thing had spatial awareness. I never doubted the spiritual world ever again. I used to wish it upon all my friends who don’t believe. There’s something out there. I did tons of research after and was horrified that TONS of people see the exact same thing. Delve deep into research and it’s one of the neatest things that never get enough discussion.

@Fryed_Bryce

Жыл бұрын

Gay

@slipperysteve2513

Жыл бұрын

@@Fryed_Bryce Sleep

Seeing The Bull this weekend in Houston. So stoked.

@paynekaufmann403

Жыл бұрын

Lucky dawg

7-8 PM is my witching hour right now and I got some demons plaguing me. Thank you DAWGZ for taking my mind off things🎃

@calebgigachad6705

Жыл бұрын

Same here brother stay strong my dawgy

Yall have been major fuel for my work day thanks for the laughs and good content, yall be good bros and ALL HAIL PAIMON hahahaha

I have been craving the cast and oh lawd it was delivered.

Matt developing that double chin while Shane develops those thunder thighs

I love the continuous show of Shane’s white under thighs this ep

Matt, I have had very similar sleep paralysis experiences. The shadow figures, the feeling of losing your breath, the going in and out of sleep paralysis, and the ability to come out of it if you put all your mind into it. The only thing you didn't mention that I do have is the feeling of raising my arms from my sides toward the ceiling, I don't know if you have ever gotten that.

Shane was in his bag for this ep. Certified spooker.

Great, my other parasocial friends dropped a new cast. nice.

@paulfroelich1024

Жыл бұрын

Whatever bro they're MY friends

@Mannydamon

Жыл бұрын

Can't we all be friends?

@deebop3539

Жыл бұрын

Bro, we can’t be friends…we can be dawgz.

@paulfroelich1024

Жыл бұрын

@@deebop3539 I stand corrected.

Gang

“It’s fat clothes” 😂 Matt’s ad reads are the best in the podcast game

Shane has told the entire Hinterkaifeck story on a previous halloween episode lol. How tf does Matt not remember

Dude I kept fucking up my welds at school from laughing. This was a great one

Why does my dad hit my mom?

You guys are the best. Keep ‘em coming

"Turns out im gay as hell and annoying!" had me dying on the floor

Whatever Matt is describing... is not sleep paralysis. SODTAOE 🤟

@benardman2665

Жыл бұрын

Purposely using sleep paralysis to go into lucid dream is a legitimate technique. It's an easy way to get into lucid dreaming. Kinda like matt said (when I was an early lucid dreamer) I would set an alarm for 3AM and stay up for ten minutes then go to back to bed. Since the body is so tired, and you've likely just left REM sleep. If you stay on your back your body does start falling asleep before your mind (since you had those 10 minutes of staying awake) the hard part about "breaking threw" kinda like matt said, is REMEMBERING your dreaming. Getting stuck in that endless cycle of thinking your awake then waking up, and getting hit with a new wave of paralysis is very commom for new dreamers. The "going into" matt describes is allowing your body to enter paralysis without attempting to jerk or wake up. Because then you can put your body into REM sleep paralysis with still a waking conscious mind. Which is where lucid dreaming starts. Getting over the fear is quite a difficult task though. Took me almost 2 years

@NineteenNinety

Жыл бұрын

@@benardman2665 Do you know what documentary Shane is talking about?

@rodleypumpkins4174

Жыл бұрын

@@benardman2665 seems like it could fuck your sleep up. I started messing with melatonin like 2 years ago and now I HAVE to have it. Otherwise I toss and turn until midnight.

Am I the only one that couldn’t help but realize they have told this story like 3 times before😂😂

been binging old testament pods, its spiritual to see how the intro has evolved

The Winter of '87 is when the Messiah was born.

Yall need to get Brendan Schaub on the pod, he's the hardest worker in the game! probably a top 3 comedian rn

@Tylermac221

Жыл бұрын

He's a MURRRRR-DUUUURERERRRERRR, just kills every time he gets a chance on stage

@oxhorn2906

Жыл бұрын

Haha

@leatheryfoot6354

Жыл бұрын

Floyd Mayweather once recognized Schaub and dubbed him "That White Boy That Works Too Hard" truly a hard working individual.

@loydchristmas23

Жыл бұрын

Top 3 of all time!!

@lindboknifeandtool

Жыл бұрын

I love the phrase “hardest worker in the game” as if “the game” isn’t entirely about the finished product not the process...

Tim Dillon is the next Brendan Schaub mark my words