train by day, matt and shanes secret podcast by night. all day

@Doijatah

2 жыл бұрын

Different Diaz but legit sentiment 👌

@johns5263

2 жыл бұрын

Guitar plays

@evanho4538

Жыл бұрын

Praise be

@gisellej182

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@Max_Payn3

Жыл бұрын

@@johns5263 shitty guitar riff plays

When you're matt mcusker, you don't wake up, you just get kicked out of your dreams.

@ProfessorImbakeXBoomshaka

2 жыл бұрын

😹💋🥇

@HanSoloxcs

2 жыл бұрын

His totem is a sipsi, if it doesn't play at 432hz then he knows he's still in the dream.

@rynecology

2 жыл бұрын

I thought he was going to say he got kicked out of whatever building he was in in his dreams for chasing women around and being a creep lmao

@trendybistro

2 жыл бұрын

Matt is easily the least funny part of every podcast.

@rynecology

2 жыл бұрын

@@trendybistro wronnnnnnng. Matt is hilarious. Even Shane admits to only watching back episodes because Matt says some of the funniest stuff.

Gardini looks like hes practicing his "Jim from The Office look" lately and I'm fumin

@yootoob8438

2 жыл бұрын

him breaking the 3rd wall gets me everytime

@scumtardprime1838

2 жыл бұрын

He looked back at the camera for the first time while I was reading this comment hahahaha

@perthfalcon

2 жыл бұрын

Don't like that one bit son

@wardjohnson6589

Жыл бұрын

@@yootoob8438 😮 m mom😢y I’m mmm mmm mmm mmm moon I’m I I’m mom m mom mom

@kadeskorni296

11 ай бұрын

@@scumtardprime1838same I came down here to comment about Shawn’s beta face

I am Shane's personal trainer. He currently is at 88% body fat. He loves leg press and water breaks. Improvements coming. Will keep you all posted.

@trendybistro

2 жыл бұрын

@@emjay3066 kk ricky

@losethOS88

Жыл бұрын

14 reps and hour

@MattH-wg7ou

7 ай бұрын

14 reps every 88 minutes. I see you Shane. And I dont get down like that

Francis sounds like Shane's assigned FBI agent that has infiltrated the crew and pretends to be just one of the guys.

@adlwas8176

2 жыл бұрын

This is perfect

@booates

2 жыл бұрын

thats because he is

@oiitzME1266

2 жыл бұрын

The departed reference ?

@alexandergrabarek

Жыл бұрын

He sounds just like Tom Papa to me

@joeyyatti3406

Жыл бұрын

Francis is not a dawg.

"the dog drops his tongue when its hot out" seriously fucking dying

Hilarious they're at Shane's place but Matt looks like he just rolled out of bed. Like they interrupted him while eating a bowl of cereal while watching cartoons 🤣🤣

@chadgrov

2 жыл бұрын

This is how us 35+ year olds dress. I haven’t worn jeans in like 2 years. comfort over style all day

@shapoopy2964

2 жыл бұрын

Dude for the longest time I thought this was Matt's house. His hair looks like he just rolled outta bed

@jeremyweems4916

Жыл бұрын

Dressed like the h dealer in Pulp Fiction

@AnxiousStacker

Жыл бұрын

So on point 🤣

@MetalPhlex

Жыл бұрын

That's the Sham brother, he's always asleep and awake.

That lobsterman story had me crying when Frank says “…. In the dead of winter”

28:37 Schrodinger's Jacked was extremely underrated. Wonder how long he had that one in the chamber

Frank’s stoke levels are so high all the time that he never once considered pressing charges on the lobster man. Christ levels! The forgiveness is at a full max dude.

Pretty sure Shane’s longest romantic relationship was with Matt

@njalva3

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@Sprite_525

2 жыл бұрын

& Nate Diaz, honorary Stockton citizenship for the Bull

@joshuaadrian8225

2 жыл бұрын

@@njalva3 00

@j0sh707

2 жыл бұрын

Is

@777biscuits

2 жыл бұрын

@@j0sh707 powerful

48:40 "kicks, i forgot about kicks... yaa that fucks up my whole battle plan" matt really thinking he could stand a chance, i strive for that kind of self belief

MSSP best podcast around, hands down I wish all the dawgz could meet up at a SkyZone and just rip gainers and vape pens together all day.

@zackflora6165

2 жыл бұрын

We would need a tent for all the doggs with Charlie-horses

@HILLHOUND.

2 жыл бұрын

@@zackflora6165 I'll bring the CBD don't worry dawg

@Craprat

2 жыл бұрын

Hell yeah. Valhalla

@macdog29

2 жыл бұрын

War Mode is better

@HILLHOUND.

2 жыл бұрын

@@macdog29 more like gay mode, am I right fellas

I didn’t know Francis was gonna be on the cast! Now I gotta put on a suit and trade out my cidie for a nice glass of rye just to listen. Can’t have him big dogging me with his old money class for 2 hours

@Mr.PepeSilvia

2 жыл бұрын

I tied a cardigan around my shoulders and threw on some slacks just in case

@austinkuipers6087

2 жыл бұрын

@@emjay3066 "Money is no concern, we were paid in dog beds. They were very nice. The labs wrote a positive op ed about them in the NYT"

If you ever get the opportunity tell shane he’s fat in person. He loves that

@Sherwodblack1992

2 жыл бұрын

As someone who's 6'5 280 I wanna meet him and just talk about how small he is and how I imagined him being bigger than he actually is.

@chadgrov

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sherwodblack1992 just whisper to him that you wanna be the little spoon

“That first beer after a workout”… this the type of wisdom that keeps me coming back.

Thank St. Rogie for letting the dawgs out to play.

Thanks for keeping everyone straight on how poorly a group of men would do against a trained fighter like Nate Diaz, Shane.

@evanabbott2737

Жыл бұрын

And talking about other comedians…”Ari is useless, Normand??”🤣

> Frank is Shane’s CIA handler > Matt is none the wiser

When gardini looks back at the camera when he starts saying he's admiring mens bodies more 🤣🤣🤣

@forged8979

2 жыл бұрын

9:37

@chefturbo4117

Жыл бұрын

Too funny

"when its warm the dog hangs his tongue" matt truly has a beautiful mind 😂😂

Matt's contagious serendipity saves my shlt morning once again

Man that Frank guy is so ripped and i hear he wakes up every day at 5am to workout and makes over $200k a year selling windows. What an absolute alpha.

Got Covid in rehab. Day 5. Wish me luck. Pray to Paimon. Send sum Love fellow dawgz. I could really use it rn. Much Love!! ✌

@BeRoyal37

2 жыл бұрын

Drugs are gay. Don't be gay

@familylivesmatters

2 жыл бұрын

@@BeRoyal37 disagree. Drugs definitely rule and are fun but sometimes they can be asshoe

@abdielrainbowhellsangel2256

2 жыл бұрын

@@familylivesmatters Speak the truf bruddah! Drugs aint gay, but alsp dont be gay with drugs! Wouldnt have made it here with out their help. Everything has a price though. Thats jus Alchemy breh.

@charlest5604

2 жыл бұрын

Just remember laughter is the cure for everything. Listen to some past MSSP episodes and it'll help you overcome your demons.

We are getting spoiled with these podcasts! First the Island and now this.

@coryreinhard4519

2 жыл бұрын

Just finished stuff island with Mark Normand LOL

@kylemcgill2966

2 жыл бұрын

@@coryreinhard4519 great ep

@damiencharnoski7428

2 жыл бұрын

Just finished it also

@jsp7218

2 жыл бұрын

War Mode later this evening. Wooooooo

@RayRayMcAuliffe

2 жыл бұрын

Hell Yeah

Shane “Mr. $tacks on Deck” Gillis with the personal trainer bah!

honestly i love francis ellis as a guest on this podcast, idk who he is but he is fucking awesome every episode hes on is great

This is my favorite podcast you guys have out. Shane talking about the mom calling out was it a lobsterman has made me cry all 4 times I've watched this episode. Great vibes guys

@TheMiist

Жыл бұрын

Agreed. The most underrated episode of them all. Revisiting this because I wanted to see a Francis ep and I've been laughing out loud almost every 30 seconds

@brixtonbased

11 ай бұрын

Omg=his Mom just standing in the kitchen dropping a tray full of something from the oven. NPR should be so lucky to have them soundboard!

I really hope Shane talks about going to the UFC fight😂 Edit: it’s everything I thought it would be and more 😂

@EastboundAndDowns

2 жыл бұрын

Aw yessss, this was exactly my sentiment and I'm glad it lives up to the hype. MAY ROGIES BLESS YOU MY DAWG

Francis is so hilariously classy

It's so funny hearing Zack get talked about, we were friends through high school and for a while after, it's so wild hearing him talked about here

Francis is a maniac dont be fooled. Praise the Dawgz

@YEEYEE-dy8tk

2 жыл бұрын

Real serial killer vibes

@EastboundAndDowns

2 жыл бұрын

Francis is the real-life Dennis Reynolds.

@ThePulaskiPumper

4 ай бұрын

The lack of self awareness is crazy.

I love how they made garddog not face the camera . I am crying

@ricksanchez5696

2 жыл бұрын

Guy sucks

@Looneyboy

2 жыл бұрын

@@ricksanchez5696 more than Lemaire?

@ricksanchez5696

2 жыл бұрын

@@emjay3066 lil boy you would turn and run from me so fast lmao

@ricksanchez5696

2 жыл бұрын

@@Looneyboy they're both bad lol

I spit out my drink when shane said how do you like them lobsters 🦞

@forged8979

2 жыл бұрын

His commentary through the whole lobster story

“How do you know he was flexible?” Cause he kicked me in the face

When its warm, the dawg drops his tongue - rofl matt :'D

Francis on MSSP and Mark on Stuff Island! What a Wednesday!!! Thanks Dawgs!!!

“The dog drops it’s tongue” just made me spit coffee all over my steering wheel 😭😭

There needs to be a 3v1 rematch with this lobsterman. Shane in one of his horrendous track suits, Matt wearing a giant lobster costume and Francis wearing the same bloodstained ensemble from decades ago.

God I love Gardini's lookbacks

@headdog

2 жыл бұрын

I hope it becomes a director’s trademark like John Woo’s gay doves.

@shapoopy2964

2 жыл бұрын

@@headdog amazing comment dude 👏

Matt just head to toe sweats. Chillin' to the max.

Gardini Drinking Game - every time he turns around to face the camera everyone has to take a shot :P

Finally the Bam stories come out. Every dude in southeastern pa has a Bam story

Matt straight lounging is the level I'm tryna get on

Back to back Stuff Island and Secret Podcast

Trainer said you have pregnant golden retriever energy, here's some eggnog

@alexgzbro101

2 жыл бұрын

Dam his trainer must identify as a gay Asian trans person

@mitchierichie

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexgzbro101Trainer's gonna write a blog about him

@alexgzbro101

2 жыл бұрын

@@mitchierichie all he/she's doing is plugging more dates by doin that

You Dawgz need to keep the inro music rolling into the Spotify episodes. Wicky Wild Wild West always gets me hyped for what's to come

I love listening to this podcast to get me through my workday. It's a hard day on a boat catching lobsters and this really helps pass the time. 🙏

Love a good returning guest. Another one with sam tallent would rule.

Shane's gonna get jacked! Super GAY!

shane and the guard dawg at 9:45 has me crying. praise be the DAWGZ

Gard Dog turning to the camera and waving at the end was perfect. I have gone from a casual fan of this crew to patiently waiting for my adoption papers to be approved. Much love fellas, keep crushin it.

Can’t wait to see Shane in Utah

@travislaws5056

2 жыл бұрын

I want to kill myself because I’m not 21 and can’t go

ha that pic with Shane and Nate is dope, and Everyones hating on the garddawg not facing us and looking back, but I support the gardbacks!

24:34 Shane singing “what have I become” was the best part of my day

I don't even really watch much of Frank's content but anytime he is on the cast it's gold. Truly one of the best guests. Also Garddawg is 100% yakked out during this and the paytch lol.

You guys shit talking Garddawg must not have heard. He already said if he sees Ghislaine it's hands on sight. Yall better be nervous

@MISCELLANEOUSGOON

2 жыл бұрын

He’s just checking his six

“If it’s warm out, the dog drops it’s tongue” 🤣🤣🤣

The secret edge of comedy

23:09 “and that doesn’t really change” Shane with the hidden gem lmao

Matt's vocab is this pod's secret weapon.

@ibrahimtall6209

2 жыл бұрын

Succinct and true.

Praise St Rogies for this one

“dude he has plants look at that” 😭😭🤣🤣

I can see Shane pulling a carrot top just freaking out and getting jacked

@wisterV

2 жыл бұрын

Way too Hollywood for the bull

"Did heput his claws on you?" Garddawg for 3

Sometimes when I lay my head down to rest and close my eyes I can see Gardini turning around, smirk on his face. ☺️

Just wanna say I am watching this on the day Shane announced he's doing SNL. How good is our God?

A true dawg wouldn't rip on you for working out, they'd support you for getting after it and trying to take care of yourself. Getting up there in dawg years and you're not gonna live forever, it's important to take care of yourself.

@charlest5604

2 жыл бұрын

A true dawg rips on anyone for anything at anytime. We get it, you work out and got offended bc you took it close to home for you. A true dawg doesn't get offended and can laugh at themselves.

@JoeMama-yd1ve

2 жыл бұрын

Cut it out you two!!! Now hit the showers!

@ibrahimtall6209

2 жыл бұрын

Shane's a jealous hater and insecure about his body, so he's projecting his mindset onto others. Taking care of ur body is such a dumb thing to feel insecure about. I'll gladly be old, ghey, and healthy over perpetually minimally mobile and dead. Hope Shane sticks w/ it. His bod is one abused wagon.

@roymakescomics

2 жыл бұрын

@@charlest5604 you couldn't be further from the truth, I don't work out, I'm barely in decent shape.. I just turned 31 though and that feeling of mortality is definitely kicking in.. I'm just saying Shane is older and more outta shape..he should be working on that and not worrying about what others are saying..he's got a lot of fans and we'd hate to see another Farley situation.

this is becoming some hardcore dad energy

"Where are the lights?" "I'm not a girl dude" lmao

Video version of the pod is way more lethal it’s the delta version for the dawgz

Been waiting all week for this my dawgs, yesss

i used to thank you guys for making me giggle but now i'm just thankful you didn't try to sell me some dumb shit that sucks ass

@bwa_8

2 жыл бұрын

Hilarious guys without ad breaks every 5 minutes. That's nice 👌

11:33 "Louie Anderson just made it to 68" He literally died just before they filmed this episode. January 21, 2022. Shit... 😆

No ad reads?! AMAZING!!!! Best Podcast in all the lands.

I'm a lobsterman pretty close to where francis is from and it would have been really fun to break some lacrosse kids orbital bone and not have him be that mad and end up having Shane say i was the man

I TRY TO STAY IN MY SLEEP PARALYSIS ALSO!! That's so sick. I've never met anybody else who intentionally stays in it

Howdy from Maine. The lobsterman story is totally believable. Great episode yall!! Peaceloveandfishing

"He was wearing Timberland boots, he kicked me in the face." ~ Francis Ellis 💀

The dawgz blessed us again.

Francis sounds like a mix of Adam Friedland and the guy who plays Tom in Succession. Also thank you for the Pod

@aidansyracuse3338

2 жыл бұрын

He’s just cool Adam

@Looneyboy

2 жыл бұрын

@@aidansyracuse3338 I thought gerb was cool Adam

@ngonzales3781

2 жыл бұрын

@@Looneyboy there is no one like gerbs

@omgtheykilledkenny47

2 жыл бұрын

@@aidansyracuse3338 ah yes, cool Adam.

@aidansyracuse3338

2 жыл бұрын

@@ngonzales3781 gerbs is a phenomenon

"If you're wearing a 'beater you know who Nate Diaz is" 😄 one in the tank from now on when the situation calls for it. "If you're wearing a 'beater, you def know what a hot rail is" 😆

hey dudes, love the cast. im from nova scotia canada. lobster country. a license to fish lobster is worth over a million dollars. most boats that are legally aloud to run, are run by families. licences get passed on from generation to generation. there is no room for hot dogging. lobster fishing is a family gig

@chadgrov

2 жыл бұрын

Where ya from? Most of my family is from Cape Breton (glace bay, new Waterford, syndey)

@andrewchisholm4481

2 жыл бұрын

@@chadgrov antigonish

Matt with the big dog energy. Feet up, sweats and a hoodie.

Dude sleep paralysis is horrifying. I've had it maybe 3-5 times.

@mr.bidnessman2469

2 жыл бұрын

I always had them at my gf’s parents house and it was always this demon that reached the ceiling which in their house were 12 ft. He stood there in the corner slightly hunched over watching me breathing.

@chickenfishhybrid44

2 жыл бұрын

@@mr.bidnessman2469 to tell you the truth, when it's over I dont always clearly remember there being a demon really. Basically just the terrifying feeling of feeling awake but not being able to move at all. I think I do recall seeing something like a shadow at the foot of my bed, but the demon thing has not been as clear to me as it seems like for alot of people, or I just don't remember it clearly like alot of people forget dreams.

"I admire men's bodies more than women's bodies." I believe you'd get your ass kicked for saying that at my job. 😂

"He stopped because he realized he was gonna kill me"... ::Guard Dawg nodding:: thinking "Sounds about right"

Another one for the boys

Francis is real life Vigilante from peacemaker

Those curtain rods in the back are getting on my gahdamn nerves son. Uneven and wildly too large unless you’re rocking that curtain/door Morocco style in the summ

Gardisimo sitting there kinda showing moves when they asked what kick it was 😂

Love Francis- never heard him before this- he rules

Dang, the dude got with the Diaz army.

Preciate you guys for all the laughs I need it. Just lost a good friend to Covid today and this was a good pick me up. Thank you ❤️.

Shane saying "no monkey business" then Gardini staring into the camera got me 🤣

I AM A REVOLUTIONARY

@pitfighter871

2 жыл бұрын

"Well, ain’t you high? "

@highjaws

2 жыл бұрын

@@pitfighter871 i ate too much dark chocolate and peppermint oil

What a wonderful day for the Dawgz

Couldn't help but notice Matt's blatant refusal to use a coaster. The Shaman has no need for such a frivolous device.

Mr. Diaz would make Matt wear Shaner’s mustache. Walks through everyone and Matt is especially getting dealt with no homo

Last episode with Francis had me dying. Glad he's back on the cast!

@Lebowski333

2 жыл бұрын

Which ep is that dude? Couldn’t see it