Barndog just gives off the vibe of a close college friend who has seen some shit with you, no matter who you are. This was awesome

“I bashed my toe through socks and sandals while going to Sheetz to buy Skoal” That is the most Shane thing he has ever said.

@mxmang

2 жыл бұрын

This is under rated

@eqx7168

2 жыл бұрын

If Shane died in a car crash on a sheetz run for skoal it would be the equivalent to a viking dying on a raid

@2liter8valveABA

2 жыл бұрын

Under rated comment man 😂😂

“The good, the bad and the nervous” is so fucking good

s/o to the Mechanicsburg Club Picnic shuttle driver

I've had a version of this dude as a roommate like 5 times. And a Bass player like 3 times.

Only 20 minutes in and this episode is hilarious, Shane truly is one of the funniest men on the planet.

@BigShaneGillis

3 жыл бұрын

Gillis Mullen Soder and Normand. Funniest dudes making content right now

@beanbag136

3 жыл бұрын

@@BigShaneGillis what is soder doing thats good right now?

@BigShaneGillis

3 жыл бұрын

Beanbag you ever heard of the bonfire?

@andrestein6022

2 жыл бұрын

He really fucking is, as a full blown autistic, I love when he makes fun of us

@LeFaisDoDo

2 жыл бұрын

matt is funnier too which is insane

Shane drawing swaztikas on everyone forehead is so funny lol that car ride with his buddy crying in the car is so funny

Oh dude the Woodman smashing a mug out of spite is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. "Yow fuck this mug dewd!"

Nothin like dropping a cast during the debates

@empowermph

3 жыл бұрын

i was lookin' forward to seein' Trump send off some funny jabs..i fell asleep, but apparently heard it was just a geezer shouting match. Trump gotta be smarter, but again, all this blm & chemical warfare of rona, he didn't sign up for this. he's a charismatic capitalist. honestly, he doesn't deserve to inherit this 'rona plot..they'll keep spreading cases & lockdowns on & on until they get their mandatory vaxination profits. we've all gotta let the chips fall, & defend ourselves. politicians will not save us, the big tech x pharma alliance govern our freedoms, & right now, they've aligned to enslave us & kill a few of us off for population regulation, natural resources conservation, market heists, etc. everyone needs to pay attention to the plot

@user-gn5bu7tx1b

3 жыл бұрын

@@empowermph kaaaay

@Esotericdactyl

3 жыл бұрын

@@empowermph read the room

“I’m wishing on every candle bro” lmao great line Shane

“You got two Britas, who better than you” lmao that took me like 5 minutes to come back from. Shout out Finnegan.

31:17 That’d be pretty hilarious if there were trial periods for guns. I could totally see someone buying a gun, using it for a crime and then giving it back to the gun store before the trial period ended.

Damn I thought showing feet was a pateron exclusive

Hell yes. Watch a the DAWGZ or watch the stupid debate? Shoutout to the DAWGZ. Shoutout Rigginz. Shoutout ShatNation.

@empowermph

3 жыл бұрын

shout to the shamans & potions of life elixir

Been needing some secret podcast

@bigheverly

3 жыл бұрын

Kneading... but good try

@travistoole

3 жыл бұрын

@@bigheverly Thank you

@bigheverly

3 жыл бұрын

Travis Toole I’m glad you’re were chill about it. 🤙🏻🤙🏻

@travistoole

3 жыл бұрын

@@bigheverly No problem, fellow human. Have A Nice Day 🙂

@bigheverly

3 жыл бұрын

Travis Toole i did and wish the same to you homie 🥰

highly encourage the dawgz here to binge thru MSSP from ep 1 im @ ep 114..this pod's the best..runnin' thru 'War Mode' next it occurred to me, it's "Always Sunny..", but real life from Philadelphia the bois are wild

noo idea why im watching this right now but matt thinking the battle of midway was in chi is the best ever

"Now you have some weird semen right?" Directly after roasting him for being on unemployment. Funniest shit ever

"He layed with another" ........LOL!!!

“There’s a Highlander in the mist” 😂

LeMaire is the black nerd of MSSP except he has the opposite effect lol

Pretty sure barndog is the guy who signed up for kill tony when Shane was there

@bohenderson811

3 жыл бұрын

I think that was skinny barndawg

@squidincsquid

3 жыл бұрын

Ah hah, kmew he looked familiar.

@BigShaneGillis

3 жыл бұрын

I figured

this cast was brought to you by Phil Gillis household

48:07 When Shane looks back to see a picture of Brendan lol

@AlwaysNerdyTV

Жыл бұрын

You took the timestamp right out of my brain! Haha

Worked at HD and Lowe's and was forklift, standing lift, and order picker (basically a forklift you drive standing on a pallet to get heavy items from the top racks). You'd be surprised at the people that get certified on these things. Driving them around the store during business hours, either high, drunk or both. Every isle had bent racking from being hit. They put security cameras on every other aisle at about 8 ft., and half of them were destroyed in 2 weeks. Matt may not need to get a job there. Just find the highest employee (don't worry, it's not hard) and stand next to them as they try to pull down about 30 or 40 2"x6"x30' treated lumber decking boards. If they're high enough, they'll forget to get a spotter and put up gates. Just 1 or 2 of those falling from 25' would definitely eff you up, if not kill you. The lawsuit would be epic. PS: anyone thinking of working at Lowe's or HD, don't. They are absolute horrible employers.

I did a deep dive on the phenomenon of "Retard Strength". Basically we all have the most contact with down syndrome folks in high school, and they develop into adults at a much younger age, so they are as strong as an adult, but they don't continue to get stronger. The special olympics weight lifting records are not impressive

@Johnny1.0

3 жыл бұрын

Put those weights in front of a ferris wheel and tell em john sena is on it.

@TheLastP4NDA

3 жыл бұрын

hahahahaah

@jeridrinehart7853

3 жыл бұрын

You're right, I'm pretty "retard strength" is not a thing. My daughter has DS and I learned most people with Downs have low muscle tone and loose joints.

@bodysnatcher7078

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeridrinehart7853 its cool you don't let the retard jokes affect you... more people need that same mindset

@jeridrinehart7853

3 жыл бұрын

@@bodysnatcher7078 some people just stay ready to be offended about something

Louisa Gomez is acting up shane, I think they need a Mr. Cool appearance

@empowermph

3 жыл бұрын

man luis' negative energy, everytime i gotta take a break from rap & los, i comeback months later for big jay, zac, & guests, but luis..it's the same s--t. they've created a monster lettin' him co-run gas studio. none of them had the balls to partner w/ ralph, he had a kid on the way, he had no choice, & now he's the default boss of them all, & it's killing the vibe of every show he's on

@Wesley-mk7fw

3 жыл бұрын

@@empowermph No.

@mr-sj6kd

3 жыл бұрын

@@empowermph queef

@MISCELLANEOUSGOON

2 жыл бұрын

Brat correction.

How’s barndawg doing ? He’s at his best when Shane is checkin him & his actions

@MikeyMooks

10 ай бұрын

He’s dead

@bigben42

9 ай бұрын

He’s alright I think, got married recently

Will someone please throw Shane on their health insurance so he can live long enough to get fired from a few more major shows! Lol

Barndog low key rules, better than lots of bigger names, especially when you factor in the zoom handicap. I kinda think these 3 should be a team permanently. I bet in the same room they'd shred.

@eatass5627

Жыл бұрын

He def doesn’t

@cassidyerickson7408

2 ай бұрын

Yeah barn dog does rule

The dawgs are prophets, divine comedy. No one can be this funny all the time.

Love Barn Dog, wish him all the best.

When Shane said some of the only calories I burn are from getting in n outta chairs ... I felt that 😂

Guy flipped a pallet of mulch from 20 foot up on a spotter (a guy keeping customers away from the area when someone is driving the forklift) at a Lowes not long ago... all stores had to retake the forklift training because of it. Was told the guy was like a tube of toothpaste after it him him.

Matt lookin good that friggin scamp

The only thing more depressing than the low mic levels were Barndog's blinds. Someone help this guy out

@JimmyJamesJimbo

6 ай бұрын

Lol

this guest is great i feel like we all know a guy like him plus hes genuinely funny

Go Blind Challenge: Drink every time the Barndog does a People's Eyebrow.

@JimmyJamesJimbo

6 ай бұрын

Lol

Barndog and Shane chemistry is great

Bro! Just watching this I'm glad to still see these guys going strong

Barn dog is a true dawg

Shane drawing a swastika on his drunk passed out friend at a party is hilarious lol that and drawing chodes on your friends’ forehead is the best. Trust me, as a perpetrator and victim of the act 😂

I like Barndog. He’s sweet and silly :)

Was this dude on kill tony with Shane?

@TonsMoreCowbell

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

@Dervish1234567

3 жыл бұрын

shane pretended he didn't recognize him, a dude he lived with lmao

@javcarulli1644

3 жыл бұрын

Dervish1234567 yeah felt bad to watch but if he lived with Shane he’s used to it

@BigShaneGillis

3 жыл бұрын

Dervish1234567 according to Rebar and nobody else haha

Shanes a sandals and socks boy? I’m not surprised lmao

Shane looks like he bought a pair of Air Jordan 1s in 1985 and actually wore them.

Shane is a Vandal man. Lol circa 2014 our moves was piercing our boys ears

funniest podcast I've ever heard

Top left looks like he owns two lava lamps.

Shane drawing swa’s on multiple peoples foreheads is fucking hilarious

HOW DARE YOU DISS HATEFUL 8!

3:35 ; Matt should do ads for whatever bean bag thingy he's sitting on, looks gosh darn comfortable, I tell ya h'what

Shane might be lookin hard R, but Matt just is hard R

I ❤ Barndog

shane’s german is just irish

Barndog looks like this guy I went to high school with that is like completly schizo now and it makes everything he says so funny to me

Cumtown “family lives matter”.

Johnny Pemberton is actually one of the good ones. Him and Duncan Trussell are great together.

Dude from the stories, Shane was the BIGGEST bully lol and he’s now one of the best stand ups out right now lol

@caulinwilson3620

Жыл бұрын

Imagine being one of Shane's victims and thinking " this guy will never make it after highschool " and he's a fucking top 5 comedian lol I'd kms

@georgethomas5417

Жыл бұрын

@@caulinwilson3620 them kids at his school got bullied by the OG bully forreal. They should be thankful

Blue painters tape loosely covering the wound 😂😂😂

The Midway a/c display is an SBD Dauntless.

where can I get Phil’s gay shoes

I love the bulls man

I needed the dogs after that debate

facts. painfree dog training.. they hate water, but they need it. no harm. pour up a cold glass, when theyre barking uncontrollably or pissin'/shittin' everywhere, every time they do, make it a training game, poor the water on their heads & runaway, they'll try to dodge it, then chase you. it legit works. it cools them off, all the anxiety & panic they have

Shane and matt? my DAWGZ hanging out on a tuesday. Big fan of the new DAWG Brendan. Hard Times big fella. Let's go PHIL in PHILADELPHIA. ight pce DAWGZ.

The zoloft struggle is real

In high school I knew about 3 people who had settlements against septa who claimed to be getting money when they turned 18

the good the bad n the nervous lol

I've seen bad things happen in Philadelphia. Shout out Riggins. Shout out Pippa

@akbron52

3 жыл бұрын

Pippa nooooo

Jesus christ man barndog is a sad case. I actually feel bad for him lol hope he's doing alright

Shane, have that toe looked at, or soak in warm salt water with distilled vinegar and Bernadine. Lost the tip of my toe to a bone infection.

1:10 the joke-premise that the Holocaust started because black Israelites were too great at insulting Germans who have no humor, is brilliant 😆

@casondajoint9505

3 ай бұрын

He called me Hansel and Gretel lookin ass mfer... 😂😂

@mozeeyyy

2 ай бұрын

@@casondajoint9505😭😭that has me dying

On the "guy collapses a wearhouse on himself", I work for a major food producing company, and you could drive a truck into our stacks and they wouldn't fall... I've seen the videos, they're hilarious, but I'm not sure where you buy/who you have assemble your stacks to have this sort of catastrophic failure...

@trevorscan

2 жыл бұрын

Cheap ass repubs in my experience

I also tried to dress my way out of a mental crisis. It WAS tragic

@Cegros

10 ай бұрын

Lmao gotta hear it bro, what was your move? Also, this pod is so important because it’s the first thing that’s gotten regular, normal dudes that aren’t pussies to talk about embarrassing personal stuff the way girls do. Which IS kinda important to not killing ourselves in solitude.

@HUTCHIRL

10 ай бұрын

@@Cegros I was essentially like a pudgy mod. Lots of pointy boots and spotty/paisley shirts. I learned though. I am now now pretty much always in a hoodie. You can't run from yourself forever.

Came for Matt and Shane, but secretly wanna hear Phill yelling at Biden on the TV. Based Phill is based.

@DaZese

3 жыл бұрын

If we had a 20 min Political Phil breakdown on the Patreon that'd be sweeeeeeeeeeeeet

@brianlewis1372

3 жыл бұрын

DaZese dude he’s gonna be the next Rush Limbaugh

21:06 42:24 46:51

Matt somehow looks older than hes ever looked in this episode haha and hes even got mad grey hair now compared to here

“Shane. It’s my PlayStation”

This ep wasn't long enough. Im buying shane new headphones

Wheres the paytch yo??

@kggregorie

3 жыл бұрын

Nothing yet, but we did get a couple hot old testaments the other day

Classic Phil 😁

I know that I'm not the only one here who liked the hateful eight!!!

Why did Coward Hour end?????

Please give Matt his own history podcast

Those fucking sweatpants, Matt. Jesus wept

Was this a patreon episode?

Y is Matt black spiderman. When does his black Spider-Man come out ?

1:02:44

Bunch of potatoes up in here. Barndog is a sweet tato

I loved Shane's Curt Schilling story. Now he's gotta go start a video game company in Rhode Island. I hear they're pretty loose with their taxpayers money.

Saying The Hateful Eight sucked is the worst take I’ve ever heard from Shane

@urmomgaynoob2746

2 ай бұрын

His other movies are way better compared to hateful 8

dude i cry laughed omg 1:01:00-1:02:55 around

matt looks like he just woke up

It's an interesting theory as Derricks wife I heard was arrested for check fraud 2 times if true its hard to say zero connection

no cap..i need Matt to get out & spread his standup potions, brittany & baby will be str8, the people need to see this he hits different like Theo Von does from New Orleans, but Matt's PA perspective is hittin' too w/ Shane

Down syndrome usually prevents you from feeling pain in the same way as a neurotypical person. They aren't technically stronger they're just feeling less pain. They generally have weaker cores compared to their arms and legs.

Fuck a debate, put em in the octagon and have Bruce buffer moderate

Great episode.

Barndawg