This week's video is something a little unusual, but after playing quite a bit of Enlisted, we couldn't help ourselves. Thanks as always go to our brilliant Patreons for their support, and to Call of War this week for sponsoring this one: callofwar.onelink.me/q5L6/Squire

@GeremiasVi

3 жыл бұрын

Isn’t?

@SquireComedy

3 жыл бұрын

@@GeremiasVi Isn't it though?

@MausOfTheHouse

3 жыл бұрын

Mate, your bread and butter is war thunder. Please make more of it.

@gameaddict09

3 жыл бұрын

Ignore the peeps that keep wanting one track videos. Keep er goin with any videos ya like to do. Cheers.

@marrowkaiproductions7053

3 жыл бұрын

More Hoi4?

Look who got a new graphics card, not a cardboard gun in sight! Edit: I seem to have become the most liked comment in this section and I thereby feel it my duty to claim it for His Majesty and the British Empire

@SquireComedy

3 жыл бұрын

It's all these sponsors!

@boomboy4102

3 жыл бұрын

@@SquireComedy well I guess the colonies aren't bringing home the bread anymore so good on you!

@sirpringlesthebold3921

3 жыл бұрын

True, without cardboard guns it is not a true representation of the British army

@boomboy4102

3 жыл бұрын

@@sirpringlesthebold3921 heeey I've heard L85s aren't _that_ bad

@sirpringlesthebold3921

3 жыл бұрын

@@boomboy4102 you can't trust what u read on the internet

I hear you all saying "Wow, Squire has got quite a big cast in this one" - Well, prepare for a shock everyone. It's just Bill and I pulling slightly dodgy faces.

@mandelno.1248

3 жыл бұрын

Interesting

@yakovtochii4748

3 жыл бұрын

And you guys got more realistic guns that aren't airsoft rifles.

@partylizard8343

3 жыл бұрын

Wrong, it's just your extended family

@Kettleman1.0

3 жыл бұрын

They don't like it, Upham I see that Dad's Army reference!

@idksomeoneiguess710

3 жыл бұрын

Impossible

Squire went from using cardboard guns to realistic props.

@littlejohnny41

3 жыл бұрын

What you mean to say is that he upgraded his gpu.

@tommyvarreci8344

3 жыл бұрын

I liked the cardboard weapons

@thewifipassword3942

3 жыл бұрын

He got one of those new RTX cards

@Prizrak131

3 жыл бұрын

Evolution

@renimusmaximus

3 жыл бұрын

Probably lost his premium account to buy a better card, you poor and glorious hero...

'slightly dodgy faces' massive understatement there, i'm afraid

@SquireComedy

3 жыл бұрын

No idea what you mean. Absolutely didn't see Bill crossing his eyes.

@tedlee7821

3 жыл бұрын

@@SquireComedy I mean... you see the mustache and you say... 'Wow, squire just lobbed his dignity over the fence' Edit: This wouldn't be the first time either

@bandanathereaper9863

3 жыл бұрын

@@tedlee7821 ... he had dignity?!

@unfunnyandunoriginal3415

3 жыл бұрын

big tit

@fearlessanomaly1710

3 жыл бұрын

@@SquireComedy i could’ve sworn that i saw a warpath ad with you in it while watching another video…

Enlisted Pros: War Thunder with Infantry Cons: War Thunder with Infantry

@littleumbrella1763

2 жыл бұрын

This one of my new favourite yt comments now

@egonieser

2 жыл бұрын

Aka the Poor-man's battlefield 5 but with bot-squads

@manuleppakangas2795

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the infranty add-on it is

@patthapon13807

2 жыл бұрын

At this point, War Thunder and Gaijin'd is a buzz word for a massive crap-ton of suffering and addiction that is 9000 times worse than meth and cocaine addiction combined.

@BrownFoxWarrior

2 жыл бұрын

@@patthapon13807 It'll soon be on par with League of Legends or Destiny 2 pain, if it hasn't already. Then it will be *the* known game for aids.

I love the Saving Private Ryan reference in the beginning lol "You can't just sit in the other room and listen as he gets done in!"

@TheAKgunner

3 жыл бұрын

His name was Upham as well. That's the name of the kid Captain Miller drafted into being the translator.

@AstroPsych_

2 жыл бұрын

And the whole "Weekend pass: revoked" is a direct reference to the first episode of Band of Brothers

@gamerman782

2 жыл бұрын

I knew it was a reference!

Ah…Gaijined, a phenomenon that transcends even games

@qzg7857

3 жыл бұрын

Enlisted is made by Gaijin

@IndigoDesert6

3 жыл бұрын

@@qzg7857 Gaijin is just a publisher, not really the same studio behind war thunder who does Enlisted

@SiameseTankist

3 жыл бұрын

Even in games not made by Gaijin. Like WOT

@AHappyCub

3 жыл бұрын

@@SiameseTankist Im ashamed to say that whenever I'm playing games and something went wrong I automatically blame Gaijin even if it isn't their game

@gameaddict09

3 жыл бұрын

Well it is made by Darkflow, a dev team that is ex Gaijin devs. Same people also as well developed Cuisine Royal.

Armstrong and Miller homage was gold!

"find an engineer and politely ask him to take 30 seconds out of his sandbag castle project to build an AT gun" as a main engineer player I find that extremely offensive... they're not castles, they're forts, we're not in the middle ages come on

@peterdicak9133

3 жыл бұрын

Sandcastle go brrrr

@Blazo_Djurovic

3 жыл бұрын

As Dorn says, best offence is a good DEFENCE.

@tommyfred6180

3 жыл бұрын

a polite request mate. when you build a r.s. point in a building. could you please not sandbag up all the doors and windows. it is so undignified to have to jump out a up stairs window every time. thanking you in anticipation :)

@commissargeko4029

3 жыл бұрын

A fort that will instantly crumble into nothing if a high explosive goes off in its general vicinity.

@attrexius8034

3 жыл бұрын

​@@commissargeko4029 Not if you mix a bit of cement into the sand while building! And also maybe a bit of gravel. And also maybe some rebar reinforcement. Now that will be a true engineer's sand castle.

ah yes, more profile pics for the HOI4 squire mod.

@janslavik5284

3 жыл бұрын

to be honest Squire is making it very difficult to add more HOI4 portraits because most of the times their hats/helmets are cut in half by the screen

Ah finally “Band of Lads” came out. 😂😂😂

@7isAnOddNumber

3 жыл бұрын

Just you wait until “Large assembly of fellows” shakes up the market

I was literally just about to go to sleep. Fantastic...

@SquireComedy

3 жыл бұрын

Haha, awfully sorry about that.

@yeetothecheeto5787

3 жыл бұрын

@@SquireComedy: It’s all worth it for good old fashioned Squire content.

@kermitthefrog7722

3 жыл бұрын

at what is currently 4 pm

@hedgedog967

3 жыл бұрын

Im doing the opposite

@marrowkaiproductions7053

3 жыл бұрын

@@kermitthefrog7722 I know it might be insane but have you heard of "Time Zones"

And once again we see a beautiful British rendition of that wacky American Band of Brothers series, now I can give it a nice 11/10 and some biscuits

Gaijin: Would you like to play as British? Me: Yes, Immediately.

@mikhailiagacesa3406

3 жыл бұрын

"MEP!"

As an Enlisted player myself, I can say with confidence that this is an accurate briefing of my AI bai- I mean squadmates, and that this can also apply to the other armies in the game

5:40 My first time in a tank (T-60). I tried to turn the hull to aim across a river. Got stuck in a trench instead

@enmemoriamedia4957

2 жыл бұрын

its okey frend. at some point every enlisted player got stuck in a trench

"They don't like it, Uppum." - Swear that was a Dads Army joke.

@cadetrenew

2 жыл бұрын

It is. When I heard that, I thought to myself " What a wonderful joke that only 2 people in the comments will get" lmao Ole Jonesy

@crusader8626

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed it is

@shelbynamels973

Жыл бұрын

soon as I heard the officer call him Upham, I was waiting for that joke to drop.

I am insulted that the major in training keeps mentioning squads, we're British we say section.

@mikhailiagacesa3406

3 жыл бұрын

Damn...how did I miss that?

@matthewjones39

Жыл бұрын

Why are you British?

"If he decides to stand out in the open and shoot a tiger with a sten gun then by god you stand there and support him" funniest line in the video😂😂

@jarlathquinn2628

2 жыл бұрын

Me who stabs the tank: pathetic

@DaleksInc

Жыл бұрын

@@jarlathquinn2628 Drive closer! I want to hit it with my sword!

@jarlathquinn2628

Жыл бұрын

@@DaleksInc ah a fellow warhammer fan unfortunately that usually ends in my death

I was just out riding my horse when the YT notification said “The British are Coming!” so now half the town thinks I’ve gone mad. So thank you Squire.

@Starjumper2821

3 жыл бұрын

Look me in the eyes and tell me, that they are mistaken.

@rfe8nn2

3 жыл бұрын

All of Boston was like "Call in the Militia"!!!!!! Then they realize the war was won and we've been a country for 235 years. lol!!!!

2:10 He scratched his helmet 🤣 At 4:09 the soldier in the background tho

Enlisted: because the Sherman jumbo apparently is the most produced tank in history.

@7isAnOddNumber

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the tank which wasn’t present in Normandy vs a complete lack of tigers. Balance galore Gaijin!

I fucking love this game, I already have 300~ hours in the game and I love how true all if the jokes are

@paraphidd

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t, put I play USA Normandy and haven’t unlocked the BAR yet so makes sense. Mg34s and 42s really hit hard...

@7isAnOddNumber

3 жыл бұрын

@@paraphidd So do tank shells. Use that Stuart!

@1:51 This really happens in militaries. In the Army I was told "not to think but to do" even though my job contained math that if I got it wrong, the wrong things blow up, maybe even us. 🤪

Perfect timing! Got a lot of free time right now.

@SquireComedy

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, perfect! Get that kettle boiling!

@jackie2110

3 жыл бұрын

@@SquireComedy Already is!

The fucking sponsorship segments from squire are so good!!!

@SquireComedy

3 жыл бұрын

Appreciate that - This is our first pre-roll. Prefer having them at the end, but as long as they're funny we hope people don't mind too much.

@MrHFam-st4ni

3 жыл бұрын

@@SquireComedy Half the reason i watch you guys is to see how creative those ads are, and you guys do a fantastic job every time. !!

@mikhailiagacesa3406

3 жыл бұрын

Commercials as they should be.

I’ll be sure to travel the 5 hours to Norfolk to see my favourite people bill and the other one with a few tanks

@PatrickMapper

2 жыл бұрын

(This is intended as a light hearted joke although now I realise it’s not that funny, love the videos)

The quality is genuinely amazing! The costumes, characters and editing is at such a high standard!

I'm unironically addicted to this game. The Normandy Campaign is my favourite so far but I honestly really like all the maps.

congrats on your child btw

@SquireComedy

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks mate!

@asquishything7736

3 жыл бұрын

I agree

@asquishything7736

3 жыл бұрын

What’s it name? Let me guess, Earl gray mc custard cream.

@azguthgtf7812

3 жыл бұрын

@@SquireComedy yeah, what is their name?

@azguthgtf7812

3 жыл бұрын

something british i suppose i mean ive got nothing against that im a brit myself

Ah so that's why that's why my squad looks up every time I commit war crimes

Love the Armstrong and Miller ad reference. Those were some of my favourite sketches

Squire to youtube: "YOU BETTER LET ME USE THESE RIFLES FOR RECORDING! KZread: It's not ver- Squire: *BANG BANG BANG*

Squire and Bill, such fantastic sense of humour, you truly brighten our day! **Activates microphone** _Kill them_

This what scraping the barrel looks like in hearts of iron 4

Does anyone feel a little bit of happiness when you see one of your AI squad members actually get a kill? Pretty satisfying to say the least.

Good lord, the man's got an actual bren gun (not that anythings ever been made out of cardboard before of course...)

Awesome video Lads, my like is coming with my carrier pigeon, and congratulations with your child!

@SquireComedy

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks, Tom. That Pigeon will feed the family for a week!

Man, those guns just keep getting less and less realistic.

i feel like the most historically accurate part of enlisted is the regiments/divisions. all of the in-game divisions are real divisions which i think is really impressive. and for an indie game (a free one at that) it is way more historically accurate than games like battlefield V and cod vanguard.

2:21 once again amazing dad's army reference, corporal jones was my favourite

Don't forget about the part of not following the section leader when he sneaks in or out of a building through a window and instead marching straight around the building into the open to find a nice doorway.

@matthewjones39

2 ай бұрын

I’ve lost too many squads due to that exact situation

Unexpected but a good video as always. It’s good to see you again squire

Absolutely love the Armstrong pilots reference, really well done!!!

4:20 lol very very accurate 6:52 lmao even better 😂

Ah shit here we go again

@SquireComedy

3 жыл бұрын

Brace yourselves, lads.

Excellent! Squire is back. Always a good day when a Squire video pops up. I even enjoy the advert at the beginning. Well done, mates.

The yanks run around with Lee Enfields at Normandy. Quite realistic I must say

"Weekend pass is revoked" Oh God,captain Sobel would be proud

Squire and LindyBeige collaboration when? I simply demand it Sir!

@apokos8871

3 жыл бұрын

it would be 2 hours long and they will both speak very fast over each other. could be fun

@PotatoLover66

3 жыл бұрын

@@apokos8871 it would be beautiful

Generous of the French to lend their pre-war rifles. Funny, they still look brand new…

@tictoc3148

3 жыл бұрын

Never been fired, only dropped once 😜

keeep on going man!

@SquireComedy

3 жыл бұрын

Will do!

I like the band of brothers reference in the start

Yup the gun graphics are improving, yeeeessss!

“They don’t like it, upham” very nice dads army reference

I love the sketch you parodied! that was a good choice for an ad.

Oh dear god… they have a budget. Full uniforms and no cardboard guns. Something is very very very wrong… probably. Hail Squire. Keep up the good work

If a enemy soldier shoots a stray bullet through the air the whole squads procedure is to hop out of our trench and stare blindly at mg nests

There is nothing quite like driving a tank looking out of a gunners scope! *now where am I going?* **into a ditch! DAMN**

There is bad Warpath adverts and then there is Squirea which is just next Level

"You people are in the position of attention" *sighs* Good old days with Band of Brothers

Sand bag castle project 😂 that's usually the way it goes

they are already bringing over war thunder problems. yesterday i logged on and immediately was notified that my premium account expired and was asked to renew it. i never owned a premium account.

“If you’re lucky enough to be issued a bayonet” Insert: Japanese Army chuckling in the distance Also Insert- Japanese Light Machine Gunners nervously chuckling in the distance

"Say your squad leader's rolling around on the floor in a vicious knife fight in the next room. You can't just sit there and listen to him getting done in!" This instructor watched Saving Private Ryan.

That was a slick Saving Private Ryan reference

A force with mustaches as glorious as this surely can't be bested on any field of battle known to man .....

1:45 sobel flashbacks intensifies

They have a bunch of pre ww1, ww1 ,WW2 and post WW2 rifles ,machine guns and sub machine guns like an l1A1 otherwise known as an SLR . They let you handle them if you ask and you can have a ride in a tank but if you have a driving licence you can drive one. Plus they have the original Avre tank.

I didn’t even think about the wounded people on the ground until you put it like that. *sings* WAR CRIMESSS!

You forgot how the infantry can take direct hits from 75mm guns and be fine.

@no_4259

3 жыл бұрын

“Oh got my head blown off. I’ll just patch it up, no worries”

@7isAnOddNumber

3 жыл бұрын

75mm cannon < Sharp stick

Great prop work. I'm not just kitting around here.

Always have a smart phone at hand when your spitfire gets shot up over Germany.

I like how they put a timer in the ads so people can skip them if they want, but I didn't skip them because they were too entertaining. lol

'They don't like it, up-em' Is a cracking joke.

How do you depict these games so perfectly...

Well done Gov! May your Lordship get lots of sponsors so that your grace may publish many more episodes. Thanks for sharing.

when Armstrong and Miller did this bit during the advert, they were so ahead of their time, nobody seemed to get it

2:00 that saving private reference tho lol

When the call of war game ad came I got an call of war notifications. Yes I play it

I hope your happy that I watched all of your war path add without skipping

I knew it was going to be a Band of Brothers parody as soon as he swatted the mosquito on his neck. lol.

Remember chaps, sleep deprevation is temporary, but Squire is eternal!

I imagine the first infantry regiment leader will be equipped with a Lee-Enfield, but the others are just equipped with Ross Rifles.

i love the band of brothers reference in the beginning of the skit. good job!

His eyes on the private going left to right in the opposite possition xD

What?! More realistic weapon models instead of a cardboard cutout?! Now that’s soldiering ... I’ll see myself out...

Wait... . You're telling me I'm the only who maintains Ariel superiority and strafes with cannons before returning to rearm after firing rockets!?

@7isAnOddNumber

3 жыл бұрын

No, he’s telling you that a large number of cats sitting on keyboards enjoy playing enlisted and don’t know how to fly planes.

“They don’t like it Upham Mr. Mainwaring”

Best part of the week when I get some squire content love it man!

Squire showing us as General Sherman famously said "War is Hair"

He hit the nail on the head, I have squads with the best guns I can equip them with (M1 Garands and Carbines) And then some with Lee Enfields and Ross's or Springfields

Love the Armstrong and Miller reference at the beginning!

7:14 no lunch!? The madman

'They don't like it up 'em' .... Is that a reference to Lance Corporal Jones in Dad's Army?

yall just keep getting better and better with your writing, keep it up!

I saw the ad, and never have I ever wanted to play a game less

They do not like it up em Captain Manwaring, no they do not like it up em sir.

the Norfolk tank museum is amazing been there last year and had a great time