Endangered D*ck Plants, Michael Jordan Rejects Idris Elba, RIP Pay-Phones | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME
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Ahead of tonight's episode, the guys talk penis plants, Michael Jordan's rejection of Idris Elba's biopic pitch, the cursed commercialization of Juneteenth, and the end of pay-phones in NYC.
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DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.
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I’m not ready for full blown Hollywood, no hat, seemingly prepping for life post Bodega Boys Desus. But I gotta let him live. Evolution.
@izzyfire8939
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@tompetty9541
2 жыл бұрын
Can't wait till Desus wins an Oscar for his portrayal of Michael Anthony in the upcoming movie "my guts hurt, a junkie's tale"😃
@lawnside82
2 жыл бұрын
Did they ever address why they abandoned the pod? We need one last hot bag..
@hilove7639
2 жыл бұрын
this!!
@benbarson2810
2 жыл бұрын
@@tompetty9541 thats meros mantra
Mero's advice to Desus to play Michael Jordan:" You gotta drink more man! You gotta have jaundice in the eyes." 🤣🤣🤣
Na when julia said no where mero fake spit had me crying 😭
Damn last payphone End of an era
Mero never misses a chance to stand up for team turtleneck
Desus letting the top down all summer we love it
@falm9679
2 жыл бұрын
Word.😊
nah he said give him yellow #5 in his eyes 💀💀💀
0:46 Julia's "No!" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@youknowwhoyouare2269
2 жыл бұрын
She sounded like Consuela from family Guy 😔 no..No..
Desus playing Jordan in a movie will mean the LONGEST hiatus ever because he won't come back until the beard looks like David Letterman's in size 🤣
Last part of Mero doing train sounds sent me
I like Desus’ sweater.
RIP Michael Anthony. He died from withdrawals 💀🪦💔
@lawnside82
2 жыл бұрын
i miss the pod...we all just need another hot bag.
@buickryan88
2 жыл бұрын
My guts hurt😩
I recall using pay phones- when they went from 25 to 35 cents (who the fuck Carry’s dimes).. that was a wrap.
@AnimeProfilePicture
2 жыл бұрын
Niggas who want to use the pay phone carry dimes
Bro the Juneteenth merch…mad wild LOL
that corporation trademark is shady af
MERO WAS WYLIN!
They were killing me today lmao Mero had me in stitches a couple times 😂
I think a Michael Jordan interview would be amazing. Desus and Mero are the only people on TV who connect with every single one of their illustrious guests. 💪💪💪
@romanorleans504
2 жыл бұрын
you must've never listened to the Podcast 🤣 Mero has too much MJ slander even Desus sometimes he calls MJ CheeseEye McGee in reference to his gambling they have too many jokes and i think MJ would take that personal
@elawson1991
2 жыл бұрын
Mero has talked too spicy about MJ. He's gonna try and snuff Mero and ash a cigar on him
@brianrusso2719
2 жыл бұрын
You hit the nail right here. No matter who it is, they get to that hilarious common ground.
@danschumacher5427
Жыл бұрын
Michael Jordan is not really urban he is 60
@brianrusso2719
Жыл бұрын
@@danschumacher5427 what 😂😂
Mero walked OUT warmed up
Siskel and Ebert’s two thumbs up is such a washed reference lmao. 👍🏾👍🏾
This about to be the worse Juneteenth ever lol
I am properly faded watching it live. Fuck yea.
thank you mero for including us horticulturists since not many people know what that is
If you were a teen in the mid-90's chances are you had a pager and used pay phones to link up with friends. They frontin.
@youknowwhoyouare2269
2 жыл бұрын
There were payphones that called back in 2000
Where's Superman gonna get dressed...🤔😂🤣😂🤷🏾♂️
4:20 He gonna take it personal 😫😂
Yerrrsday! We back!
What?!?? He just said he was on West 4th Street yesterday and I missed him 😭
"Bet you 10K I'm more handsome" ☠☠☠
This is enough show for me.
FYI, Balchem abandoned the JUNETEENTH mark earlier this week.
@eyeknow8009
2 жыл бұрын
probably because of this
This show is a entertainment
Didn't warmups use to last longer
Rip Pay-Phones
Brand is brolic 💪🏾
"Yasss, freedom, yassssss!" 😂😂🤣
I used a pay phone in like 2013 lol
@larryjizzele4521
Жыл бұрын
Did u avoid the wiretap
@jondoe9308
Жыл бұрын
@@larryjizzele4521 I’m free right
Those are vegan cut dix and the uncut are unvegan and called geoducks
YERRRRR....Bodega Brolic Ball Bag Gang checking in... Salute
That’s so Michael Jordan 😂
We just bought those balloons lol
Desus n mero have the best wardrobes in Hollywood
Who been rocking with that peanutbutter Wawa coffee? 🥜🍫☕
Desus is Siskel, and Mero is Ebert
Hollywood desus is killing me
From the grave?!?!?! Yall starting strong
It's the freedom for me!😂😂😂😂
I remember peeing in broad daylight at a payphone on 17th and Irving and that was the funniest shit possible last summer..and yes I was mad drunk.
The train sounds.
THE BODEGA BOYS.
Not the thumb 💀💀💀
YUUUUUURSDAY!
I first thought Mero renacted MJ saying, "he ain't as hazelnut as me" about Idris Elba. Lol, but he didn't say that.
I miss the podcast so much
Jimmy Butler gotta play mike
Hey you BallBagz
Last *functional* payphone in the city. There's still payphones in the Bronx
@larryjizzele4521
Жыл бұрын
Where at
A Hitler stash and yellow 5 in the eyes 😅
mero channelling dc young fly on the walk out
I H8 U MEROOOOO😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn how did they not say “that’s Beyond meat”
YERRRRR !!
They could have at least used Opal Lee's face for Juneteenth.
Where is the podcast!
Do people think these are the real shows?
Derek Luke should play MJ. If you look at UNC and early NBA pics, Derek Luke matches perfectly.
Anyone know what sweater Desus' wearing??
Dear lord. Go warriors
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😥🥀I used to abuse the payphones that call back
is the podcast dead?
Someone help me find the episode, where they talk about the buffalo shooting. I do have Showtime, basically just because of them. Respect
Yo showtime stop being slow with the uploads yo
Why the real fans like me think this still the bootleg version and the only thing I watch. Hbomax fa life
@oddishhonor
2 жыл бұрын
They’re on showtime?
Why were these people just ripping pitcher plants off of the stems?
Wait, this isn’t Charlemagne and DJ Envy?
Ah ah ahhh
That first selfie was horrible
I love that Desus stopped wearing a hat all the time. He looks good without it and he's sexy 😋
idris gone play tk kirkland.
Where is Desus' hat wardrobe?! 🤣
@yonn
2 жыл бұрын
He used to wear a hat but now he’s too brioche
💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
It’s funny that they always preference the Warm up as “not the real show” because it is consistently better than the main showtime show
@CC-rw1yn
2 жыл бұрын
They've been mentioning the warm up a lot more, makes me think I should start watching
Idris Elba was probably relieved. If he's a method actor. It would be tough on him channeling his inner POS, which is what would be required to play a floater like Jordan for an entire shoot. Good at chasing a ball around. Terrible, alleged human being.
@youknowwhoyouare2269
2 жыл бұрын
"good at chasing a ball around"🚩🚩 why you speakking in kkode, kap?
Yerrrrrrrrr
Damn the researchers need to do better research….. that’s not what he said…… Go watch the complex shoe shopping episode with Idris….. he says he told Jordan that he wanted to play him and Jordan said that he wasn’t ready to tell his life story on the big screen yet…..
He’s to old and looks nothing like Michael Jordan.
It's only a matter of time before deezus gets an offer from Hollywood and goes solo. Like Cheech and Chong they're gonna go their separate ways soon
I gotta start watching the actual show cause the warmup uploads are so sporadic. And why are they acting like that never used to pay phone? We know how old y'all are. Y'all just had a birthday 🤦🏾♀️ Just own it. 😒 Desus, 41. Mero, 39.
SMDFTB
Jimmy Butler need to play MJ. Frfr.
Wayment, how tf you trademark Juneteenth? You don't trademark July 4th. Foh.
Nigga the warm up is da Show🤣 al pay for showtime when yall fix desus Speech impediment!!!😏
Desus really selling out smh 🤦🏽♂️
Officially every single late night show went for the payphone=bathroom joke. Was hoping for one different joke
someone get desus a hat he looking like a cone head 🤣🤣🤣
Oh this Juneteenth mess is just 🫣this not what we meant by inclusion lmao
Tripping on the view count lately 🫤 The Brand needs more love
@larryjizzele4521
Жыл бұрын
desus shoulda not shit on the pod